Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 15th March 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley's made a strange purchase (how is this even legal?!) 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fletchborn and Haley's a little bit of pod.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Welcome to a little bit of pod.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
Friend of mine did a teamy worder recently. No, remember
I talked about a bag tag, my little bag hook thing. Yes,
there was something else that he purchased for a dollar
that I brought out on the weekend and Fletch was like,
what is this? I think it's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
This is absolutely outrageous.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
This mixes something that we all grew up with, not
with being told not to touch in the car, it
mixes it with iPhone attachment, and it blew my mind.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
No way, what do we got? It's fucking outrageous.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Now look at me. This is a lighter I've got
in my hand. Here, just your bog stand. It's just
so we know these.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
And you saw sometimes the airportal flag.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
It, ohky man, look at it yearly. I could barely
carry this.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
Close my mind.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
You're allowed a lighter on a plane, but not your toys.
It's one hundred and ten mile toothpaste. No, Like, what
the fuck.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
You might squirt the pilot in the eye was you know,
I'm just gonna see it.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
You can fight a plane seat on fire?

Speaker 5 (01:19):
You could? I mean you shouldn't. No, you didn't. I
would really want to go.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I'll say here right now, you shouldn't. And I'm not
encouraging that, but it's just it's absurd to me that
you're allowed a lighter on a plane, but I can't
take one hundred and ten miles of toothpaste. But I
can take one hundred miles of toothpaste.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, I know, Fletch.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
I'm on board with.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
You, and the person who I'm traveling with next to
me can take one hundred miles of two that's two
hundred miles of toothpaste.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yeah, and there could be an empty seat, So why
can't I bring two hundred? Now this is basically an
empty plant?

Speaker 5 (01:47):
I could mad? Can I buy a separate seat for
my toothpaste?

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:53):
And then could they a toothpaste? Man?

Speaker 4 (01:55):
How many mills of liquid I've got inside of me? Predominantly?

Speaker 5 (01:58):
You know what I bit?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
If you knucked around and you'd probably find enough for
some toothpaste. Yeah, it's probably still some GBT. Can you
make Can you make toothpaste out of human flesh? No?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
I don't believe it a human flesh paste YEAHO.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Anyway, look at this to.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
Know we're not undistracted. I've got another podcast.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
So that's a boring old lighter used to light all
sorts of things. This little tube here an inch and
a half long, Yeah, that has the what's that one?
UIs B C end for lock and you put it
into the bottom like that right, and you'll see a
little green light. And then this is the bit that

(02:43):
blows my mind. You blow into it and it turns
red like a coil. And now it's a lighter like a.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Coil in the car that Mum and Dad would smack
you if you touched.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Why did you blow on it?

Speaker 4 (02:54):
That's how you activate it?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
And then it's it's orange red now and the win
it's red. It's hot to light something on fire. Could
you like that candle?

Speaker 4 (03:02):
So it's the perfect width, let's say, for a cigarette.
So i'll try. I don't know if it would last
if it stays on long enough for a candle, I'll try.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
But she was lighting.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
I saw her lighted, Dorry, and I was disgusted.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
But also my phone, my phone phone to the candle
too fat, isn't that? But it's like piping hot, like.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
If you touch it, it would literally burn. Give it lights
a cigarette. Isn't that crazy? Hot? For you've taken it
off now is hot to the little cool to the touch.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
It's still a little warm.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
But you could probably chuck it back in your purse.
You can probably take that on a plane as well.
This is this is what does your phone think it is?
Because I just saw when you pluged it in your
phone changed lighting. Did it's not anything?

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Look at it? That's a rig coil like from the cars.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Just powered by the by blowing it the for a
dollar and probably got free posted yit.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
That's the part that cooks me about anything.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
I know, I know, but that is that is quite good,
especially if you imagined if you hiking as well, Like
if you've got your iPhone with you want to light it?

Speaker 5 (04:03):
I mean you probably wouldn't want.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Your two thousand dollars phone that close to a stove
or flame.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I like something to like, would you like could you
light it? Because it's not a flame, it's a hot element.
Could you could like paper?

Speaker 4 (04:17):
But I'd be scared. In the studio we were talking about.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
When you're camping. Oh I'm got a fucking fire.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
I just wanted to show you that I'm an idiot,
and I know that I feel that it's hot. But
this is one of the crazy little This is one
of those fool you can't see you get the free shipping.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
It was junk junk job.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
What I like, though, is the ones like the little
mini fans. So when you're traveling, if you're somewhere hot
and you.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
Give yourself a little spirit, it's just crazy plung into
your phone.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, I haven't seen many fans the ones of the
batteries and the squirty would have thinks it's so good. Yeah,
I would have had a notes on my phone of
is it on? Because every now and then I'll think
of something like that would be a handy things guarantee
it'll be on.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
You can hopefully be under ten.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Now, now we bring up a good point of it.
Would this be allowed on a plane? I flew since
I've been in ownership of this, I did fly once
and I left it at home. I lifted my car
because I just sewed.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
It can blow it.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
But you can take a lighter on a plane, so
surely that would be safe.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
This would be safer because it's got to be attached
to your phone and.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
It wouldn't be attached.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, I just blows my mind.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
That's insane.