Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 16th March 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan has officially become a stereotypical Dad...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zitium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Welcome to a little bit of pod. I have reached
another milestone of fatherhood. Okay, I don't know my kids friends'
names anymore. You know how your dad will always You'll
talk about somebody You've been friends with them.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
For years, and who's that? Who? Who Maria? Which one's Maria?
This is you got married?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
This is my There'll be a Clear or a Chloe
or a Rachel or a Monica Monica or a Chee
or a TV And I'm doing a Chernandolo ba a Ross.
I can't keep up, but I nailed it. Yesterday Indy
sent me a photo after school on the bus. I
was like, Rachel. She's like, yes, you got it, and

(00:48):
I was like, trying me with another one. She sent
me another one and I was like, never seen that
one before.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
They are lot the same white girls struggling.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
This is the thing that aged between fourteen and seventeen,
white girls all.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Look the same. Rachel was because Rachel's Asian, all right, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
It's easy to remember that and Rachel range race, so
race is different to my daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Race. Racial asilful Asia.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
It was a few steps to get there, but that
makes that's what makes it easy to remember.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's got a story attached to it. Yeah, but all
the other white the white ones.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
And I'm thinking his dads out there that are being introduced,
because she's also at high school now and it's like
a massive high school and it's these kids, and I
just wonder if there's the dads that are like, which
one is this? Yeah, I mean you've obviously got your
core beasties.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, the Laylors and the likes.
They've been around since day dot. I remember them. She
know it's Layla Ala, Lola, Laila, Ala Ala, Aria Ira.
You know they're all kind of the same name.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, all names that can be said while slurring. So
what are you doing, chum buddy? Hey kids? Sam? Yeah,
which one's because they sell who was that? As soon
as I see someone that they don't know, Adam, who
was that?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
So?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
But yeah, I was always I always just thought it.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Was so funny that dads couldn't remember, especially daughter's friends names,
because I guess they chop and changed, and so many
of them lads seem to have three mates and that's
for life.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, you guys are switching it out. Speak you haven't
seen Bicky for a while. No, we hate Vicky swear
in my house and then next thing you know, you're like, hello, friend.
At least it's not that Becky. It's Bicky. She's bad.
She's back. Yeah, because she's made up. She was forgiven.
I was never mad at.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Her, and then again with her. Yeah, so we try.
I was thinking doing a little cheat sheet like flash cards.
I wouldn't bother.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Just to do a cheat sheet. Last year they changed
so much. Yeah on there and the year. That's the thing. Yeah,
just don't bother