Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 27th March 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley's in vaginal distress... 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleatborn and Haley's a little bit of pod. Welcome
to a little bit of pod.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
I can't drink alcohol for seven days.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Oh no, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Doing some antibiotics. I won't get into the reason why.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yes, you're very quick to say it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
But it's anyway. It's a private issue.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Okay, And my doctor it must be really bad because
there's literally nothing you don't talk about. Yeah, yeah, actually, yeah,
Like I tell you what you've piqued my ent.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Some slight vaginal distress.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Okay, distress is a wonderful distress. Vaginal distress also sounds
like you're floating at sea without a motor. And you
were saying, I've got.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Some slight.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
I've got snautical Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
No, no, I have slight vaginal distress. And my doctor
misses me it. We'll just chuck you on some antibes.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
And it's particular, how is your doctor one of those
No precaution.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
At all, not at all.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
So my doctor message and said we're going to send
it to the pharmacy, and I was like perfect. And
I went into the pharmacy, went out there and I
was like, okay, great, and I got the Ampti biotics
and she was like, I just want to reiterate with
these particular ones.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Don't drink alcohol. And I was like how long.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
She was like seven days and like a couple of
days afterwards, just to be fully these particular ones, because
I've always been like, did she pretty fast and loose?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Did she say give it a break as well?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Maybe now she couldn't be bothered.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's in the streets. Yeah yeah, So off the booze
and off theigans or if.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
I'm off everything, I'm gonna lose my mind and.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
No sex for seven days?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah yeah, both my thoughts and pre as well, like anyway, so.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I did wonder what you came into it this morning.
A little streets, a little streets.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
A little bit anyway.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
So she says to me, yeah, yeah, no booze. And
I said for how many days? She said seven days.
I says seven days. She was like, oh yeah, And
I was like far out and I was like, I'm
going on holiday in eight days. She was like, well,
you better start tonight, you know, take them and then
the day you go on holiday, you'll be clear. You
can have a glass of wine and celebrate going away.
So I was like all right, and I left, and

(02:21):
then near the pharmacy.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Wherever she's gone on holiday is going to need a
daily sheet change. I reckon of shit now, but.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
The vagional distress will be like, oh yeah, yeah, make
up for lost time.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah yeah, very much.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
So yeah, so shit, reiterate No, I'm no, no, I've
got start today. And I was like, yeah, absolutely. Now
where the pharmacy is, next door is a pub and
I needed to just get a little quick dinner and
so I got my burger and my cider and I
got it there and my chips and stuff. And I
was sitting there with my friend and we're having our

(02:53):
burger and cider and the pharmacist literally walks from around
the corner of the pharmacy and seize me.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
And I'm here with like.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I side it in my hand, and she was like,
so you're not starting tonight.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Wow, So I'm guessing you're starting today.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Stunning this morning?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, right, okay, so first day of holiday will be
boos free, but that's okay.