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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium Podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleachborn and Hayley's It's a little Bit of Pod.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
They're following Little Bit You off pot content scars language
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if you don't visit, thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
If you don't speak Portugueze, listener, discretion is advised.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
This podcast is not for little.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Well that is that is true. We are away on
Easter break. The Big Pod is returning in the live
show on Monday, the thirteenth of April. And just between us,
it's a question we ask on our Instagram. It's an
anonymous question box and today, why did you break up
with a friend?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Juice love that?
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Why what happened? Friend? To the drugs and bad people?
And I wasn't about that?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Reads our first response.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Sad, you know, you can only do what you can do.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
You only can do I broke up with my friend
because she sided with my workplace, bully reads another Oh okay,
that's not what you want. You want your friend to
be on your side?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Yeah, because you're my friend my workplace.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Bully, Yeah, because I'm on your.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Side side and then dishing it out it's a nice
balance is.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Actually it's the and yang. My friend borrowed a dress
and never gave it back and then denied ever borrowing it.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Oh yeah, weird soul from you.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It is weird. Though, as you get older, you just
get you go quality over quantity of friends.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I can't be bothered with that. Yeah you know, yeah,
off your trot.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
See some friends that just like just have to put
up with so much bullshit for friends, and you're just like,
get rid of these people out of your life.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
What's the purpose of a friend. It's to make your
life more enriched and more fun.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Yeah, you're looking back and they're like, they drag this
person's been They blamed my kid.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I don't say that because flitch really dragon Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Women, you just sounds going to do your hdges again
today and he was like fuck again.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
General at all bad. But the joy we provide is bigger.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Warner is helping me move a table after the show
and he's got to do my head just mate out
of control.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
And actually it's a shameful it's taking you this long.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
It's not to think with the dragon borne we drag.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
At least it's not me.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
At least you've got a free trip to Barley.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I'll just say that after table.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Yeah, if it's Balley again, My I have to let
someone go. They blamed my kid for giving their kid
exma and wouldn't let it go. Now, I don't know
a lot about X.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
That's not catchy. It's sure, isn't it's not contagious. No,
that's internal.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
We know that.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Okay, I'm an extra kid. No, that's internal. It's not
imagine that. Yes, athletes for Ye, it's as good.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I'm still on my lambisol though I'm not letting up.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Well, no showers at mine and clear not contagious. Can't
be spread through touching, shearing items, or any form of contact.
It's a chronic, non infectious inflammatory skin condition caused by genetics.
So that person doesn't need to be blood their friends
kid needs to be blaming their shitty parents. Anonymously, we asked,
why did you break up with a friend? They wanted
me to have a threesome with her and her boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
That'll make things awkward if you're not into it. Yeah,
hard to come back from there.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You've got to have an even number, otherwise someone's missing out.
So you go from two for six, eight ten in
twelve twelve.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Everybody's the golden number.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
You've got two to have sexual someone's going to be
a bit fluid on the old Kinsey.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, yeah, down back in idea, guys, just floating it.
So from two, so it's two or a dozen even numbers.
I walked in and I'm calling my wife the sea bo.
I'm never owned up to it, never apologized, and then ghosted.
Oh wow, so no longer your wife though.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Yeah, I broke I broke up with my friend. I
couldn't stand a demonic child. Oh yeah, fair, Yeah, that's wild.
A tea part didn't get to my dad's funeral because
he said he didn't know him.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Well, what the fuck?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Man?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
You know me?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
You go for me?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
You're going for your friends stuff?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah, are you gonna come to my mum's You're not nooring?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Was boring?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah, that's miserable.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Luckily a lot of them now have a zoom link.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Just saying I had to break up with a friend.
She was using me as an alibi so she could
have a fear.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh wow, just going for a weekend away up north
with thingy? Yeah, whats his face?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Alibi?
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Alibis tried to guilt me into being a surrogate.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I'm sorry, that's like, that's just not coming around to
Haley's hedges. That is cooking a baby.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
I actually take hitges very seriously, a lot more seriously
than some people take la Later.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Can I borrow your bistle and your uterus?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, that's wild. I mean to compliment that you'd be
a great human baby machine maker.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Totally.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Yeah. I had to break up with a friend because
they got right into being a conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
It's a shame, but people like that.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
They hosted my eggs fiance Staggedo with there's new fiance
the woman he cheated on.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Me with Oh that's odd, that's odd. No, you shouldn't
do that.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
You just say, look, no, I can't host that. I
can't host that, even if you're still friends of him.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I broke up with my friend. She cheated on her
boyfriend with a nineteen year old American. Now, no word
as to how old they were. A younger younger young.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Was the American though, but nineteen yeah and the accent.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Wait, this is for podcasts.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Are Americans listening now?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
They can be?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
And we love we love the your accent.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Actually, I do love the Californian accent.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
California, California.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
She sabotaged her marriage and then tried to sabotage mine.
Oh no, was she doing it with a bomb timed bomb?
That maybe sabotage. She's blown up my marriages and she's
blown hers up. So today is just between us, just
between us.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
That's why you broke up
Speaker 5 (06:01):
With friends and boy, you should have