Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 5th April 2026

You're invited to Fletch and Vaughan's 22nd anniversary!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleechborn and.

Speaker 3 (00:03):
Hayley's a little bit.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Of hard.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
Contain course, sexuation, gender, content to inappropriate poor young listoners.
Language into debated.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
That's AI correct correct English. Well, I don't know what's
happening there, but the following little bit if I may
contain course, language, sexual themes, and content inappropriate for young listeners.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well, today is our twenty second anniversary cute.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
Years and I got you rub my old sushi rubbish. Yeah,
I got you.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Twenty two years as bananas got the lovers the lot.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Twenty two years.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, anniversary live now left the big pot in the
live show is back on the thirteenth of Abel.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
But today the question we've asked just between us tell
us about your longest free ship wholesome one. It's a
one in amongst some much.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Yeah, give me best your thirty two years. Really Yeah,
she's my soul mate.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Love her is well Ames message in twenty two years
I've been that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah, but you guys get to see me more. And
that was making you.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Lucky, right, Okay? Would you say lucky fortunates and forced
upon blessed yeah, torture the joy of your day.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, yeah, you spark in your miserable existence, but a
bit much of the thing that sort of rejuvenated your relationship,
your marriage.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Were trying new things, aren't we.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
And you've got to get it fresh. Twenty years we've
been at thirteen. His aims in our first conversation was
about earwax.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
I actually know what it was about. Air wacks.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Does womb mate count? My twin sister is also a
besty for life. I don't get people that are friends
with them.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
That's like a unique They were a bit different, special connections.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Something going on there.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Lives.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
There's thirty five years strong with the friends since we
were three. Our only fight was over twink at age ten.
I flitch, I saw you get excited a twink.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
As in white.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Oh yeah, they are actually caused some divisions and the
work twinks when twink comes along and everyone fights over them.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Our fight at the age ten over twinks shook the
whole classroom for twenty four hours. Everyone would have been God,
the best is breaking up of a twink.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
It's all right.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
An article just recently a couple of weeks ago that
the ancient was an Egyptians or over the one that
did the hieroglyphics. Yeah, they did twink. They had twinks.
They actually invented twink twinks. So I think there were
some archaeologists and they it was like found that they'd
kind of made a mistake and painted over yeah white
whether white with a form of twink.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yeah, And then they put into a tape.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
God, I loved the tape and it was so smooth,
but it would flake off in bits as well.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
You were rich if you had the tape though, the
white out tape.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because what did a meror we'll just
be like, what the fuck you to white about?

Speaker 4 (03:01):
White out?

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Is that what they call it in America?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
White Out was one of those situations where it was
a brand name that became synonymous with.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
The product, Like did you guys give it a sniff
when you're at school as well?

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
It used to twink my fingernails yes, and be like
so I'm so cool.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what this person's name is.
Jellou hated each other most of high school. We bonded
over a stir fry in seventh Foreman. We've been best
for twenty years.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, Okay, over a stirf fry. Do you know what
ed a bit of pineapple to your next stirfray? You
will not regret it.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
I'm I don't. Essentially, it's always disappointing. Yeah, it's always never.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Let you good goop. You're gonna have a good goot.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
My walk doesn't heat to the same temperature as a
takeaway crazy hotter.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah, Courtney says.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Our NaNs and our mums went to school together, and
we went to kindy school and UNI together in our
thirty seven best friends whole. That's nice and mums is
an intergenerational yeh, friendship. I've known my husband since the
day I was born, So he's my longest friendship forty.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Years since the day.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
Do you know your husband? Were they born in the
same water?

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Is your brother?

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Husband?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Your brother is your husband like your uncle or your husband,
like it just would have been my friend like that
last story, like neghbors.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Or the same time. Yeah, that's pretty cute. It is. Yeah,
still years. Yeah, apparently twenty years.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
We've been friends. Met at high school. Orientation is the
out of his own kids. I remember that when we
were intermediate, all the rural kids kind of like because
all the city kids all knew each other.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah, the town or all the farm losers came in
and they're weird clothes like cowship. Yeah, yeah, neighbors from
birth only three months between us were forty six now
and our parents are still neighbors and we're best friends.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Oh that's cute.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
That's cute.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Childhood friend.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
My best friend and I were born two weeks apart.
Our mums are best friends, so I've known that her
thirty one years.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Oh, we were two years old.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
We met at mum's tennis. At our mum's tennis. Thirty
four years later, still business and she was my bridesmaids.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Oh, I love these It's so scary too.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Nice friendship.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
That'll white in case you're wondering, white woman with the
time to play tennis during the week, isn't.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
It, do you think you guys, Once you know you
don't work together, you'll maintain your friendship for another thirty years.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
We've bonded over our mutual hate of too many things.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, you are to and you know too much about
each other yet everything all of it well, Happy anniversary,
Happy anniversary to you too.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Hon Tell them I love you.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Fletch, I love you.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Yeah, that felt see you on the Negs.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
A little bit of pot