April 5, 2026 • 6 mins
Just Between Us... Have you ever committed a petty crime?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleechborn and Hailey's a little bit of pod. The
following little bit of course language sexual and inappropriate for
your listening. Welcome to Christion little bit of pod.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
You said, no, dis question is today not French? It
was just a French accent.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, well it is a free accent. Yeah, it's Ai. Look,
it's not the yet. Okay, today the Big Pod obviously
on holiday break and we'll be back with the Big
Pot in the live show Monday, the thirteenth of a player.
But today just between us, a question we ask on
our Instagram and these anonymous responses.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
What petty crime have you committed?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Just between like that time you had an avocado in
your hoody pocket and to.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Pay for it and then that supermarket burndown.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, cursed, cursed, cursed, Yeah, I got a Hicks on it.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Fifth It was like seventeen years later, but sure, yeah,
it was definitely me crime have committed. My cousin got
professional photos done and I voted for a different family
and won the camp.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
They I love it. So it was one of those
like you know, like Judge, which family is going to
get the free photos?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah? Yeah, your own family. I mean, that's not a crime,
but it's.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Very pity.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
It's self check out, I put a red onion through
as a brown onion half the price. Well that al
capine on our hands over here.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
We're not encouraging that. That's actually criminal behavior.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
That's criminal. Is that's criminal.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
When I was five, I broke a Princess Diana played
at Briscos and swan under the chef.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
No one knows.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Now we've got princess financial results. He doing okay, are
they Yeah? They are.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
That's good to let's not mention it.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Then it's good to hear.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
But Princess diner and studio with us, of course, sorry
to hear about the plate. Cheers to you, Cheers you, Princess.
I slashed the next friend's tires. That's not so much
pity as criminal damage. But also like I never understand
what people are thinking. They're like, you're always the number
one suspect.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
But it's you're trying to create the biggest hassle in
their day. Yeah, and like having slash tires.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Socks, but slash excuse me, I'm yourn you know I
didn't get outsiding it in fresh air between the ends
of the show and the start of us. You guys
went for a little quick.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Walk to this, and that's why we're rejuvenated.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, I need some more oxygen.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I slash the extra incise, but also slashing no good.
They have noticed it immediately.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, slowly the truck screw. Who's going to you know,
think it's sabotage when all four slowly go down at once.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, matching screws.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
From I suspect. I sometimes claim lunch receipts that weren't
even business lunches.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Just go through the bending wherever I.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Would never I'm glad we discussed that the three of
us write Friday Night.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, text season.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I resigned from my job four years ago. Not amical,
by the way. Yeah, I rated the stationary cover.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh yeah, if you can fire me, I'm getting some
post it notes on the way out.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
I'm actually going to do a pitty crime today station.
I need to print some things and I don't have
any printing paper.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Stealer, realm, you're steal a whole room. I'm going to
say it's a bold said I'm gonna print something to work.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, I'm stealing a damn printer.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Wow, Okay, it must be nice to have a home printer.
She's still in a right for it.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
She chops up the I beat you magentas low though
it's it's chronically chronic science.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Science abundant. Yeah, China just gets honed self checkouts. Orange
is a cheaper than mandarins. Oh becouraged.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I stele a banana and pajamas caring from the two
dollars shop when I was sixteen years old.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I felt very naughty. Yeah sixteen, I thought this was
going to say six but what did you want pajamas?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
At that age four, I drove a car into a
river in Australia to dispose of it.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Ah, okay, I mean is that cheaper than.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
What to dispose of the cart? They drove it into
a river and a like.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Crocodiles and ship. Who was I don't think.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Oh in my mind they put something on like a
brick on the excel.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Oh yeah, great. Idea, which is also my bucket, was
to do like you've got.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
On and then handbrake off and then you just chuck
a brick on the accelerator, wak.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It into part or drive whatever, and it drives itself
into the bad as bad ass and terrible.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
We don't does a brick? Does a brick and the
brick drive manual?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
No brick?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Okay, so this only works in automatic? Okay. I wondered
if if how the brick was doing the.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Manual, you'd get the steering wheels straight and you'd take
up the top of a hill.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, roll it south down.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I made apps to play competitive games of Who Wants
to Be a Millionaire? And one five thousand dollars. You
made a to play competitive games?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Wait, like online gambling and they actually get paid out.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
That's incredible.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
But they made an act make your money man, Yeah,
two dollar coins from the cash or it worked by
drink from.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
The vending machine.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Okay, that's that's that's stealing. It all adds up, it does.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I keeped my excess car when he dumped me to
get back with his it.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Keep it, keep it again.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
You're the number one suspect.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You've got to do it nineteen months later when you're
not the number one.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Revenge is a disbssive cold.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
But you're still holding onto it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, Yeah, you held me so long ago. Key, you're
raging with the heat of hell.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, I walked out of a score store wearing a
scarf I did not pay for.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I did not mean to, but I did not go back.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Oh goodness, okay, go back a scaff We asked, what
petty crimes you have committed? I paid for one paper
shopping bag at the South Serve. But oh okay, well,
so those keep going up in price.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Nine dollars?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Now, how.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Much do they actually buy those in bulk for? Like
they should sell them to us for five cents? Nothing
should Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, motherfuckers.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Now somebody massa allegedly I eat my principal's house. Now
I will say that's allegedly.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah. Wow, that's a pity crime.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
That's that's very much a pity crime. All those.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Is it the Statute of Limitations?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Not a thing?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Surely you've aged out?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, not a thing in New Zealand, doesn't it? No,
isn't it shit? No, I don't believe so. I think
it's an American thing. Statute of Limitations.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Was a teen crime.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I was going to say, Hailey was hoping Statute of
Limitations was two weeks. So, but the time this is,
she will have stolen that paper and she will be like, well,
you can't keep meals two weeks yea, well, those are
your pity crimes, your pity little criminals.
From the Zidium podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleechborn and Hailey's a little bit of pod. The
following little bit of course language sexual and inappropriate for
your listening. Welcome to Christion little bit of pod.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
You said, no, dis question is today not French? It
was just a French accent.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, well it is a free accent. Yeah, it's Ai. Look,
it's not the yet. Okay, today the Big Pod obviously
on holiday break and we'll be back with the Big
Pot in the live show Monday, the thirteenth of a player.
But today just between us, a question we ask on
our Instagram and these anonymous responses.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
What petty crime have you committed?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Just between like that time you had an avocado in
your hoody pocket and to.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Pay for it and then that supermarket burndown.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, cursed, cursed, cursed, Yeah, I got a Hicks on it.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Fifth It was like seventeen years later, but sure, yeah,
it was definitely me crime have committed. My cousin got
professional photos done and I voted for a different family
and won the camp.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
They I love it. So it was one of those
like you know, like Judge, which family is going to
get the free photos?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah? Yeah, your own family. I mean, that's not a crime,
but it's.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Very pity.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
It's self check out, I put a red onion through
as a brown onion half the price. Well that al
capine on our hands over here.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
We're not encouraging that. That's actually criminal behavior.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
That's criminal. Is that's criminal.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
When I was five, I broke a Princess Diana played
at Briscos and swan under the chef.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
No one knows.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Now we've got princess financial results. He doing okay, are
they Yeah? They are.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
That's good to let's not mention it.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Then it's good to hear.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
But Princess diner and studio with us, of course, sorry
to hear about the plate. Cheers to you, Cheers you, Princess.
I slashed the next friend's tires. That's not so much
pity as criminal damage. But also like I never understand
what people are thinking. They're like, you're always the number
one suspect.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
But it's you're trying to create the biggest hassle in
their day. Yeah, and like having slash tires.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Socks, but slash excuse me, I'm yourn you know I
didn't get outsiding it in fresh air between the ends
of the show and the start of us. You guys
went for a little quick.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Walk to this, and that's why we're rejuvenated.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, I need some more oxygen.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I slash the extra incise, but also slashing no good.
They have noticed it immediately.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, slowly the truck screw. Who's going to you know,
think it's sabotage when all four slowly go down at once.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, matching screws.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
From I suspect. I sometimes claim lunch receipts that weren't
even business lunches.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Just go through the bending wherever I.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Would never I'm glad we discussed that the three of
us write Friday Night.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, text season.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I resigned from my job four years ago. Not amical,
by the way. Yeah, I rated the stationary cover.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh yeah, if you can fire me, I'm getting some
post it notes on the way out.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
I'm actually going to do a pitty crime today station.
I need to print some things and I don't have
any printing paper.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Stealer, realm, you're steal a whole room. I'm going to
say it's a bold said I'm gonna print something to work.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, I'm stealing a damn printer.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Wow, Okay, it must be nice to have a home printer.
She's still in a right for it.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
She chops up the I beat you magentas low though
it's it's chronically chronic science.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Science abundant. Yeah, China just gets honed self checkouts. Orange
is a cheaper than mandarins. Oh becouraged.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I stele a banana and pajamas caring from the two
dollars shop when I was sixteen years old.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I felt very naughty. Yeah sixteen, I thought this was
going to say six but what did you want pajamas?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
At that age four, I drove a car into a
river in Australia to dispose of it.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Ah, okay, I mean is that cheaper than.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
What to dispose of the cart? They drove it into
a river and a like.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Crocodiles and ship. Who was I don't think.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Oh in my mind they put something on like a
brick on the excel.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Oh yeah, great. Idea, which is also my bucket, was
to do like you've got.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
On and then handbrake off and then you just chuck
a brick on the accelerator, wak.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It into part or drive whatever, and it drives itself
into the bad as bad ass and terrible.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
We don't does a brick? Does a brick and the
brick drive manual?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
No brick?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Okay, so this only works in automatic? Okay. I wondered
if if how the brick was doing the.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Manual, you'd get the steering wheels straight and you'd take
up the top of a hill.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, roll it south down.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I made apps to play competitive games of Who Wants
to Be a Millionaire? And one five thousand dollars. You
made a to play competitive games?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Wait, like online gambling and they actually get paid out.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
That's incredible.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
But they made an act make your money man, Yeah,
two dollar coins from the cash or it worked by
drink from.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
The vending machine.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Okay, that's that's that's stealing. It all adds up, it does.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I keeped my excess car when he dumped me to
get back with his it.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Keep it, keep it again.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
You're the number one suspect.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You've got to do it nineteen months later when you're
not the number one.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Revenge is a disbssive cold.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
But you're still holding onto it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, Yeah, you held me so long ago. Key, you're
raging with the heat of hell.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, I walked out of a score store wearing a
scarf I did not pay for.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I did not mean to, but I did not go back.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Oh goodness, okay, go back a scaff We asked, what
petty crimes you have committed? I paid for one paper
shopping bag at the South Serve. But oh okay, well,
so those keep going up in price.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Nine dollars?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Now, how.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Much do they actually buy those in bulk for? Like
they should sell them to us for five cents? Nothing
should Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, motherfuckers.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Now somebody massa allegedly I eat my principal's house. Now
I will say that's allegedly.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah. Wow, that's a pity crime.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
That's that's very much a pity crime. All those.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Is it the Statute of Limitations?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Not a thing?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Surely you've aged out?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, not a thing in New Zealand, doesn't it? No,
isn't it shit? No, I don't believe so. I think
it's an American thing. Statute of Limitations.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Was a teen crime.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I was going to say, Hailey was hoping Statute of
Limitations was two weeks. So, but the time this is,
she will have stolen that paper and she will be like, well,
you can't keep meals two weeks yea, well, those are
your pity crimes, your pity little criminals.
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