April 9, 2026 • 7 mins
Just Between Us... What happened during the worst adult fun time of your life??
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleaborn and Haley's a little bit of pod is.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
The fun of being little bit off put, make contains
pitch and for young listeners visit.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Is that frenchigan It was supposed to be German? What okay?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
No, has got a lot of bit off put make contents.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Of course.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
Like Scottish on me and include adult teamus.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Well. Today for a little bit of pod, we've asked
the question on our social media, what happened during.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
The worst six of your life?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh, we're gonna ask some good stories. By the way,
just a reminder as you pull those up, VA and
happened that the big pod and the live show will
be back on the thirteenth of April. All right, here
we go.
Speaker 6 (00:53):
I could feel his uncut fingernails scratching inside me. And
this was after he couldn't get it up.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Well, you've really just started there without the gate heaven
you I read I read as delivered because these are anonymous,
because one hundred percent, if I was getting these from
the inbox, I'd be judging.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I'd be clicking on the person's profile.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
I'd be like, oh my gosh, I'd be like zooming
it in I'd be sitting and hated the screen caps
of the person that's sentient.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
So it's anonymous, and it arrives and arrives.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
To me, you know, je If you want to know
who says these things, Shannon, find Shannon.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, Shennon, I.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Think she needs to kill someone. It's it's Shannon.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
She's going to take a few days off just to
like recover from what she's seen in our inbox.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
What happened during the worst sex of your life. He's saying,
all I want for Christmas is you Mariah, carry to
me during no.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, he wasn't trying to be funny, was it? He
was doing that, trying to be funny during no no
much pull it back.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Rich wretch coming from you, and it's like the one
time of the day I'm not looking for someone to
laugh at me.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
He was a dairy farmer and he tried to show
me how he milked cows by milking me. Oh no,
don't know a minute, are we talking? Do you think
this was a male milking another male or a male
milking a female a female a female?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
But was she lactating or it's a different test.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
It's a different teat set up.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Teats and tests are not the same.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
And the udder is I would say the teat on
a cow is the equivalent of just the nipple.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Just that's yeah, it's not.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Again, we don't yup people's arms, but I personally would
just like to say I would not like to be milked.
I just want to put that out public. Lay Hailey
Sprout does want to be milked?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
What happened during the worst six of your life? This
business says it was during a sixty nine on a
water bed.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I was serfactally difficult.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
I was suffocated by his thighs and his balls kept
slapping me in the eyes.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Getting a classic tea bagging. They're on a water bed.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Do you think she had a short distance into an
eyes and mouth or.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Did he have a long board? It sounds like yeah,
it sounds like he had a low hanging sack there.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
I was told I look like the little creepy girl
from the Grudge while I was giving head because I've
got long, dark hair and it was over my face.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Beautiful compliment, beautiful words.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Was that the one that made a noise.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
That was Grudge? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Afterwards he said he had trouble gaining weight and asked
me what my secret was.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Oh fuck, okay, no, no, you've just had terrible six
and skinny.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Dude banging like straight hip bone into the back of
here some.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, God, He asked, is this the right hole?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, it's good to check. It's good to check. I
think it's so close.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Vastly different holes holes.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You know. It's a cheeky question.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Right, that's funny the wow submission of the only Yeah,
we would be reading these out.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
If we were, it would be pretty swiftly around it.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
So we asked what happened during the worst six of
your life?
Speaker 6 (04:22):
He lasted one minute, rolled off and asked if I
wanted to watch the Muppets movie at the Muppets after
That's not something you doris, because you know I'm always down.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Why are you texting him for your own silly little pole?
Speaker 6 (04:36):
The Mothers movie sounds like a great way to pastime.
The guy went soft and tried thumbing it in.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh yeah, there as in sharing. One said to us.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
My God doesn't want to be dragged into that. He
told me I love you while looking deep into my
eyes romantically.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
We had literally just this was one night stand.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Wow, that's a compliment.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Yeah, he's fallen, deeply, deeply in love with you. Hey
jackhammred me while yelling hold it, hold it an orgasm
I was clearly not having.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oh, trying to hid you with no skill, just slamming
hold it, hold it.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Don't worry, I'm holding. I'll hold him toil after you.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I'll get the satisfied after a side draw.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
That'll deal with this problem.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
His stomach started rumbling during like so much so I
could hear it in the midst Five minutes later, had
to stop, ran to the toilet, and then I just
spent the night listening to her mom have diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Oh no, that's not sex, is it diarrhea?
Speaker 5 (05:44):
The body does what the body does.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh no, oh dear, what's happened?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
He forcefully bit my clip.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh please don't say that line again. Oh it's not
that's not you don't know, we don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
No, that was your books.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
If that was in one of your books, you'd be here,
you'd be you know.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
In the next sentence, I reckon, No, you wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
You don't Shdnon. Two of them, aren't Two of them
have been so bad?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Even the computers like I can't show Oh really, it
says that I can't preview the file.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Okay, okay, I'll go back to those and try to
find them. And he went side to side for.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
A little while, side to side, like change it up,
change a little.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Side to side.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I was trying something.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
A Greek dinner turned into seafood, vomit all over the member.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Oh no, sure.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
I've taken it a bit.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
God he farted when I was going down on him.
And no salami. Oh no, no, no, that is.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Every woman's worst night.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Seven. Let's see if fifty seven thousand, okay, this one.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Let me see if I can get this one.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
No, that won't and it won't let me download it either.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
We have we've got a corrupt final.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
We might have a rush file.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
We might have a correct file.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
That's all right, should we make it up what we
thought it was?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
And snapped?
Speaker 6 (07:25):
What happens when you crack your knuckle, very very painful,
very very very painful. Okay, I'm just going to give
this another red hot guy.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I mean, maybe just give it up on how crazy
will be. That's it.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
That's all I've got. That's what I've got.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I think that's all we need. I sort of tapped out,
but forcefully, on the on the on the button.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Don't. If we've learned anything, don't bite it.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Don't bite it.
From the Zidium podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleaborn and Haley's a little bit of pod is.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
The fun of being little bit off put, make contains
pitch and for young listeners visit.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Is that frenchigan It was supposed to be German? What okay?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
No, has got a lot of bit off put make contents.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Of course.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
Like Scottish on me and include adult teamus.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Well. Today for a little bit of pod, we've asked
the question on our social media, what happened during.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
The worst six of your life?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh, we're gonna ask some good stories. By the way,
just a reminder as you pull those up, VA and
happened that the big pod and the live show will
be back on the thirteenth of April. All right, here
we go.
Speaker 6 (00:53):
I could feel his uncut fingernails scratching inside me. And
this was after he couldn't get it up.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Well, you've really just started there without the gate heaven
you I read I read as delivered because these are anonymous,
because one hundred percent, if I was getting these from
the inbox, I'd be judging.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I'd be clicking on the person's profile.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
I'd be like, oh my gosh, I'd be like zooming
it in I'd be sitting and hated the screen caps
of the person that's sentient.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
So it's anonymous, and it arrives and arrives.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
To me, you know, je If you want to know
who says these things, Shannon, find Shannon.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, Shennon, I.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Think she needs to kill someone. It's it's Shannon.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
She's going to take a few days off just to
like recover from what she's seen in our inbox.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
What happened during the worst sex of your life. He's saying,
all I want for Christmas is you Mariah, carry to
me during no.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, he wasn't trying to be funny, was it? He
was doing that, trying to be funny during no no
much pull it back.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Rich wretch coming from you, and it's like the one
time of the day I'm not looking for someone to
laugh at me.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
He was a dairy farmer and he tried to show
me how he milked cows by milking me. Oh no,
don't know a minute, are we talking? Do you think
this was a male milking another male or a male
milking a female a female a female?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
But was she lactating or it's a different test.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
It's a different teat set up.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Teats and tests are not the same.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
And the udder is I would say the teat on
a cow is the equivalent of just the nipple.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Just that's yeah, it's not.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Again, we don't yup people's arms, but I personally would
just like to say I would not like to be milked.
I just want to put that out public. Lay Hailey
Sprout does want to be milked?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
What happened during the worst six of your life? This
business says it was during a sixty nine on a
water bed.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I was serfactally difficult.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
I was suffocated by his thighs and his balls kept
slapping me in the eyes.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Getting a classic tea bagging. They're on a water bed.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Do you think she had a short distance into an
eyes and mouth or.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Did he have a long board? It sounds like yeah,
it sounds like he had a low hanging sack there.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
I was told I look like the little creepy girl
from the Grudge while I was giving head because I've
got long, dark hair and it was over my face.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Beautiful compliment, beautiful words.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Was that the one that made a noise.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
That was Grudge? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Afterwards he said he had trouble gaining weight and asked
me what my secret was.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Oh fuck, okay, no, no, you've just had terrible six
and skinny.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Dude banging like straight hip bone into the back of
here some.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, God, He asked, is this the right hole?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, it's good to check. It's good to check. I
think it's so close.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Vastly different holes holes.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You know. It's a cheeky question.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Right, that's funny the wow submission of the only Yeah,
we would be reading these out.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
If we were, it would be pretty swiftly around it.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
So we asked what happened during the worst six of
your life?
Speaker 6 (04:22):
He lasted one minute, rolled off and asked if I
wanted to watch the Muppets movie at the Muppets after
That's not something you doris, because you know I'm always down.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Why are you texting him for your own silly little pole?
Speaker 6 (04:36):
The Mothers movie sounds like a great way to pastime.
The guy went soft and tried thumbing it in.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh yeah, there as in sharing. One said to us.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
My God doesn't want to be dragged into that. He
told me I love you while looking deep into my
eyes romantically.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
We had literally just this was one night stand.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Wow, that's a compliment.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Yeah, he's fallen, deeply, deeply in love with you. Hey
jackhammred me while yelling hold it, hold it an orgasm
I was clearly not having.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oh, trying to hid you with no skill, just slamming
hold it, hold it.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Don't worry, I'm holding. I'll hold him toil after you.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I'll get the satisfied after a side draw.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
That'll deal with this problem.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
His stomach started rumbling during like so much so I
could hear it in the midst Five minutes later, had
to stop, ran to the toilet, and then I just
spent the night listening to her mom have diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Oh no, that's not sex, is it diarrhea?
Speaker 5 (05:44):
The body does what the body does.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh no, oh dear, what's happened?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
He forcefully bit my clip.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh please don't say that line again. Oh it's not
that's not you don't know, we don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
No, that was your books.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
If that was in one of your books, you'd be here,
you'd be you know.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
In the next sentence, I reckon, No, you wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
You don't Shdnon. Two of them, aren't Two of them
have been so bad?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Even the computers like I can't show Oh really, it
says that I can't preview the file.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Okay, okay, I'll go back to those and try to
find them. And he went side to side for.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
A little while, side to side, like change it up,
change a little.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Side to side.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I was trying something.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
A Greek dinner turned into seafood, vomit all over the member.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Oh no, sure.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
I've taken it a bit.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
God he farted when I was going down on him.
And no salami. Oh no, no, no, that is.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Every woman's worst night.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Seven. Let's see if fifty seven thousand, okay, this one.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Let me see if I can get this one.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
No, that won't and it won't let me download it either.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
We have we've got a corrupt final.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
We might have a rush file.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
We might have a correct file.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
That's all right, should we make it up what we
thought it was?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
And snapped?
Speaker 6 (07:25):
What happens when you crack your knuckle, very very painful,
very very very painful. Okay, I'm just going to give
this another red hot guy.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I mean, maybe just give it up on how crazy
will be. That's it.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
That's all I've got. That's what I've got.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I think that's all we need. I sort of tapped out,
but forcefully, on the on the on the button.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Don't. If we've learned anything, don't bite it.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Don't bite it.
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