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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleachborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Have following Lechler, Bitch of pod contin Adultemis, Corsia, Languig
and my not Besetibler for young listeners.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Listener discription is.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Lost what x it was that Irish supposed to be?
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Yeah, missed up?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I mean this is free cheap, Yeah, I look langua
not the bet, the Big pod and the show.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
The live show back on the thirteenth of April. Today
Vaughn for just between us.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Tell us something you've never told anyone.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Oh, good, good, good god.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
I don't know what we've got here.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I love this. I love that anonymous urge to just share.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Because all of these that we've put up, we've had
incredible responses.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I know we're so wet. We don't take it lightly.
Speaker 6 (00:54):
So tell us something you've never told anyone. First response,
I still message my ex.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Oh yeah, okay, still in love?
Speaker 6 (01:01):
There?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Did you reckonless love? Can't let go?
Speaker 6 (01:03):
You let it go like thembers of the Dying Fine,
pull water on it, get it done. When hubby is
being an asshole and won't make a coffee, I don't
know how to use the machine.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
I spit in the water. That's a bit.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
I don't know how to use the machine. Come on,
that's competence and as that's weaponarz and com.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
It's just an exhausted monogamous relationship.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Somebody said, I literally, yeah, yeah, And don't spit in
the water, split in the mouth.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
You also don't have a pool, boy, don't you?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
They can come around and just what do they do?
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Just use your imagination, right, it's.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
The chlorine in the basin.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Sure, check your levels, yeah, check your your chemicals.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Yeah yeah, I literally can't think of anything, which I
guess that means they share way too much. Yeah, somebody said,
just you know, mister, shear a lot. I went to
my specialists as a child for chronic nose bleeds. I
never told anybody, but you know, I went to multiple
ones and now one could find a reason. And I
honestly just pecked my nose hard and aggressively and wouldn't
(02:12):
admit that it was causing nose bleeds. Wow, how much
money did your parents been on multiple specialists?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I mean, we're nose peckers, but we don't pick that aggressively.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I don't picked to a point of bleed.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
No, no, no, no, I pecked to a point of
being empty and too dry.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Something I've never told anybody.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
I caught my boyfriend peeing into a Monster energy can
on a road trip and he got pea everywhere.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Well, can's got a very small.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Like no, and you don't want to put your your
your penis hit anywhere near that cat?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
You would, can't?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Lord, Can I ask a question, flitch?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah? Why are you not asking worms?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Because it involves four skirts?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Okay, do you go and get a coffee then?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Do you pull it back to petty?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Okay, yeah, i'd see you.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
And why haven't you why?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Why of course you do.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
But it's flaccids, so you gotta like it'll be more.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, but you do, but you get it from the way.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, but if you leave it over, it's like your hose.
It's got different sittings on the hand that you can go.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, pull it back for a cleaner, cleaner spreads.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I've just never thought of that just popped into my head. Great,
we all know now, Yeah, it was your raw nobine,
you know, it's just.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Ready to go.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
It's hacked off. Doesn't. It's so bizarre.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You're the heck, you're basically you're giving this kid in
the future just a lifetime for having to buy a moisturizer.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah yeah, yeah, and and and women going what do I.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
What do I do?
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
So just think about when you what are you moisturizer for?
It's just it's like, what do you do with that?
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Yeah? It sounds like a u l amateurs over here.
To be fair to poor Tray, he blames their tools.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I'm gay, not me personally, that's not me coming out.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Maybe read the next one talk about californ.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I'm gay.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Now, it's this message on something you've never told anybody.
I'm gay, but one night I got really drunk and
slept with a girl. I'm a dad.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
No one knows what that with a girl once. Wow,
there's a baby as a result.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
But it's kind of cool.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
It's kind of cool to the episode a few days ago.
Do you think it was in the pubbot?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
It could be in the puppet.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
The gay guy that's that hooked up with the girl
in the cupboard could be the puppet.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
What Like this is so crazy, Like do you see
the kids, Like do you see the kid like.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
That had like got with a lisbee? You know, so
they could kind of co have a kid that was
their own, and it's cool. It's like the quickest way
to do it, to share someone.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
But this is yeah, I don't know. I just know
if this is an accidental one detail. I slept with
my best friend's boyfriend in my twenties twice. That someone
I've never told anybody.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Wow, I wonder if they're still together.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, and the like, what, you're gonna end up marrying
this guy? And then like the he's gonna be your
husband's best man or in the bridal party.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I don't like, were you just gonna not see that?
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Or remember I found out I was pregnant this week.
Oh and you've told me what grants?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Unless it was with that gay guy.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
That's confusing her, he's not quite sure, have a lot
of gun calls gay uncles the best kind of man.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
I'm married to a woman, but prefer men. Now that
doesn't that we don't know the gender of the person
that sent the sun. It could be a woman married
to a woman that prefers men, but I think more
likely a man married to a woman.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
That prefers me.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, Shannon and saying that is, I'm assuming she's had
a little look at the profile.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Wait, so a gay guy and a straight marriage.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
No, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, he's married to.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
A woman but wants to be with men. I wonder
if he hits the clerks, you know, privately.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
If I had a dollar fat what yeah, shock dollar.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It is not shocking at all the amount of guys
and relationships that hock cup with dudes.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I don't know why. Maybe if I'm feeling so righteous, you,
why don't you just go love a great gay life
with the with the gender that you want.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
To be, Like, just have threesomes with your messages and
another dude Like yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
She looks over and it's like what, I don't know
you were getting that involved?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah, don't sit on the chair in the corner.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, piss off. She go make us a crystal.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
You shut the door.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah, put your back on, put your back on, Like
bye bye, But.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
What are you doing next?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
My mind? Someone said, I'm a divorced dad and I've
just found out the woman that I was dating was a.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
High class escort and you didn't know it wasn't paying obviously.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Well, no, no, he was seeing, he was dating, he
was dating it. It's a free road. I apologize to
our six weeks.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I scratched my ear holes with bobby pins and I
also use them to scrape the wax out.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Of my economy and they shouldn't be doing that.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
But I totally get it.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
You put all sorts in your ears, stretching. My dad's
are saying anything is gone.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Love scratching in the air, love scratching in the air. Well,
it's not quite you know, impregnating a woman when you're
a gay man, or being married to a woman and
preferring men.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
But that is the last secret.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah speak, it's a nice secret, a nice little secret.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Well, the Big Pod and the Live show back on
the thirteenth of April.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
See you then,