Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 13th April 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Hayley introduces us to a new word; "sqat"

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Welcome to a little bit of pod.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
I know every time we go to Balley, we don't
stop talking about it for a while. So we'll just
get these out of the way, because you may remember
when the three of us went to Balley on the
last day, only Vaughn and I felt that familiar rumble
in the jungle and got the barley bealy not too bad, ah,
not too like just as touch aus only yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Again, probably because we didn't do any salads. No salads. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
So look, I I went to a place it was
a play and the meal wasn't that great, and I
had a steak sandwich but it had heaps of salad
in the bar.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Oh what were you doing? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
And then my friend who I was there with, got
a burger that was medium rare but it was pink
through and through, and then we both got barley belly.
The worst part is it's lasted. What day is that
like a week? Like a foh okay, liquid shirts that

(01:07):
are now black, the charcoal.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
PILs gorgeous, and it's more.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Than last time. Like last time, you know, it was
like a fewer days. This was like I did went
on opening night of my show over here in Melbourne.
In the space of an hour, I did fifteen liquid shirts.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Fifteen Why did you get up? I wouldn't have got
like you to get rid of.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I had to get ready for my show.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
You're taking the emodium? Were you taking the No?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
No, I was raw dogging it. I thought I thought
I through it. I just thought it was like going
to be over so's to take.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
So when I saw you in Melbourne, you were literally.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
So that screwed me up because we went out for drinks.
I had bally Belly. Yeah, we went out for drinks
and we got McDonald's on the way home, and then
it just absolutely screwed me the week.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, okay, so.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
It turns out booze doesn't help bo But no, it doesn't.
I will say this, and I actually didn't admit it
to my friend that I'm here with at the time. Yeah.
I square myself and.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Came square yourself like a tiny one.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Note I'm not squirt shit square year like like this, okay,
like that much like a shirt. Yeah, because it's been
so liquid, it's it's gone to a splatter. I just
feel like every year my life reaches these new lows.
But I think, like squatting yourself in a Melbourne came.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I mean, if you're gonna squat yourself anywhere, at least
do it oversees me.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
No one knows you, you know.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, I suppose so. But it was is.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
This when you were buying the ring light for broadcast?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
I look good the way, but when I bought this
ring light that's currently in front of me, by the way,
got came out and get the ring lights? Don't both
the expensive ones or something?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
It was fuck all like it was. It was nothing, okay.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
But please know if you see if actually podcast is
if you see it like footage of me and I'm
in Melbourne with this ring light. I swept myself buying
Oh god, okay, like meniscule, but enough that you wouldn't
just wipe it out and contemded.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Well for a social media video.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Pants full of shit, pants full of shit. And that
was just the price that I paid. But yeah, Bali
belly strikes again and it hasn't ended.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Did you do did you doctor Shawney's advice to get
the meda mucile.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
I've just got it because you told me about that
because you promised me it puffs up the poos.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, because Hanah and titive that. He told me this
when I was el overseas. He said, get some meda mucile.
I was like, doctor Shawney, I don't know where you
went to doctor school, but that is the opposite of
what I need.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I don't need help going to the toilet. He's like, no,
glides you out and it.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Absorbs as well the liquid. Yeah, And I tried it.
I was like, well, I trust my good friend doctor Shawney,
and I got the pearls and oh my god, it's incredible.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
So but you did charcoal at the same time.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
No, not really, because it's just about all the other
good stuff the charcoal.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
I know, I know, well, it's you know, it didn't
take away the power of my contraceptive pearl.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
These charcoal does well.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Stay tuned and possibility because charcoal absorbs all the bad stuff,
but it also absorbs the good stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
So if you're on medication and you take charcoal pills over,
it takes it all.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Greedy greedy charcoal. Yeah, greedy charcoal thirsty.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
And I was hoping it would absolutely slip up the
square