April 13, 2026 • 3 mins
On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Hayley's not so perfect flight...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium Podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleachborn and Haley's a little bit of pod. Welcome
to a little bit of pod again.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I'm just gonna talk about Bali one more time if
I can, I just get one slip in.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Here last time. Last time, I want to talk.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
About the flight over. So I went on a fly
over there and fletch, this would have been your worst nightmare. Okay,
obviously it was crammed. Planes are crammed. It's fine, right,
but that's just life.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
We deal with it.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
That's just life. We deal with it. We're crammed in
the thing. We get our little tray, we're all reclining.
We're having a fine time. No problem there. The biggest
problem was there were so many children on this plane,
really to the point where I had to look up
whether or not there was some kind of children's festival
when we landed. Like I would say, the flight was
(00:52):
predominantly children.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
It's not called the children's festival, Hailey, It's called school holidays.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yeah, otherwise no one has a children's festival.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Why would I know what school holidays? Mate, I've chosen
not to have kids. Yeah, Oh, I swear to God.
Every single row and economy had a child in it
every single row.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
And when I sat on a plane and a kid
behind me was like, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma,
constantly to the no, no, no, Grandma was there. She was. Besides,
there might have been a time of Grandma where she
was dead. But kid said grandmar of ten thousand times,
(01:32):
I'm not appearing.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
But why don't care?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Why don't parents say shut the funk up?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Because there was a kid next to me at the
airport waiting for my flight home the other day and
they were being really loud and the mom was telling
them off, but only every now and again, right, I
was like, let's get that frequency of telling them off
a bit more.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Maybe some American crank up the telemops, cramping up the tellents.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
She was letting these kids get away with. I don't
do that. Shut these kids a look that said you
shut the funk up.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I started trying to make the kids cry because I
was like, you're crying, I'll give you something to cry about.
And I was I was like, well, giving them faces
like we want to fucking but like, I'm not talking
about the babies that are having a hard time they
can't fix that, you know, the ears hurt and all
that shit. They can't express themselves. There was babies galow screaming,
that's fine. There were just kids running and at one
point I looked around and there were no flight attendants.
(02:20):
It's like they touched for cover, like they were just
they'd run. And then it's like the children were running
the plane. It was the craziest thing. And then I
will say shout out to the cearline that all these
kids were going absolutely mad and the parents had all
put their headphones in. And so I'm sitting there and
I couldn't sleep at all. So I'm wide away like that,
and a flight attendant comes past me and he looks
(02:41):
at me, and I see him look at me, and
I was almost like, what are you looking at? Man?
I don't have had the worst stime, have the worst
fucking day back here. Then he comes back and he
poured like the highest vodka poor I've ever seen in
my life, and he just puts it on my tray
and walks away, and I thought it was water, and
I was like, I was like Jesus, so he must
have seen in my face and was like, I know nice.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
He saw the complaint coming and he thought, I'm gonna
get this complaint boozed hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
He saw the complaint coming and was like, I'll soften
the blow, and it worked.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
And it does just sound like the two people without
children on the show are having a rant. But I
do agree, like they your fucking problem. You've got to
wind these kids. I'm always like that. It's like kids
are like dogs. They shouldn't be disturbing anybody else. Like
I'll throw it out my dog, and the dog's jumping
up on people and barking. He gets a little bit excited.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
It's the same with the kids.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
They can be excited.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
They can just chill them. Yeah, sit still.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, we're not saying don't be kids, but just shut
the fuck
From the Zidium Podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleachborn and Haley's a little bit of pod. Welcome
to a little bit of pod again.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I'm just gonna talk about Bali one more time if
I can, I just get one slip in.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Here last time. Last time, I want to talk.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
About the flight over. So I went on a fly
over there and fletch, this would have been your worst nightmare. Okay,
obviously it was crammed. Planes are crammed. It's fine, right,
but that's just life.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
We deal with it.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
That's just life. We deal with it. We're crammed in
the thing. We get our little tray, we're all reclining.
We're having a fine time. No problem there. The biggest
problem was there were so many children on this plane,
really to the point where I had to look up
whether or not there was some kind of children's festival
when we landed. Like I would say, the flight was
(00:52):
predominantly children.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
It's not called the children's festival, Hailey, It's called school holidays.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yeah, otherwise no one has a children's festival.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Why would I know what school holidays? Mate, I've chosen
not to have kids. Yeah, Oh, I swear to God.
Every single row and economy had a child in it
every single row.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
And when I sat on a plane and a kid
behind me was like, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma,
constantly to the no, no, no, Grandma was there. She was. Besides,
there might have been a time of Grandma where she
was dead. But kid said grandmar of ten thousand times,
(01:32):
I'm not appearing.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
But why don't care?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Why don't parents say shut the funk up?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Because there was a kid next to me at the
airport waiting for my flight home the other day and
they were being really loud and the mom was telling
them off, but only every now and again, right, I
was like, let's get that frequency of telling them off
a bit more.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Maybe some American crank up the telemops, cramping up the tellents.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
She was letting these kids get away with. I don't
do that. Shut these kids a look that said you
shut the funk up.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I started trying to make the kids cry because I
was like, you're crying, I'll give you something to cry about.
And I was I was like, well, giving them faces
like we want to fucking but like, I'm not talking
about the babies that are having a hard time they
can't fix that, you know, the ears hurt and all
that shit. They can't express themselves. There was babies galow screaming,
that's fine. There were just kids running and at one
point I looked around and there were no flight attendants.
(02:20):
It's like they touched for cover, like they were just
they'd run. And then it's like the children were running
the plane. It was the craziest thing. And then I
will say shout out to the cearline that all these
kids were going absolutely mad and the parents had all
put their headphones in. And so I'm sitting there and
I couldn't sleep at all. So I'm wide away like that,
and a flight attendant comes past me and he looks
(02:41):
at me, and I see him look at me, and
I was almost like, what are you looking at? Man?
I don't have had the worst stime, have the worst
fucking day back here. Then he comes back and he
poured like the highest vodka poor I've ever seen in
my life, and he just puts it on my tray
and walks away, and I thought it was water, and
I was like, I was like Jesus, so he must
have seen in my face and was like, I know nice.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
He saw the complaint coming and he thought, I'm gonna
get this complaint boozed hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
He saw the complaint coming and was like, I'll soften
the blow, and it worked.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
And it does just sound like the two people without
children on the show are having a rant. But I
do agree, like they your fucking problem. You've got to
wind these kids. I'm always like that. It's like kids
are like dogs. They shouldn't be disturbing anybody else. Like
I'll throw it out my dog, and the dog's jumping
up on people and barking. He gets a little bit excited.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
It's the same with the kids.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
They can be excited.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
They can just chill them. Yeah, sit still.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, we're not saying don't be kids, but just shut
the fuck
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