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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zadium Podcast Network. It's Fleet and Haley's it's
a little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit
of pod. And last week I haven't really talked about it,
but I saw Haley and Melbourne because you see me.
You're there in ol Melbourne Towers, the Melbourne Studio on
the eighteenth floor, broadcasting live all this week.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I've got some quirks to this apartment I'm in, by
the way, I'm staying in Chinatown.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Love. It's a great area, great food in Melbourne there.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh my god, unbelievable area. I will not I have
no qualms of the location.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
But the bed, oh is it a bad Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
The beds are one out of ten.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Like it's so soft that my spine is constantly in
like a state of s oh.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yes, okay.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You always think you want a soft bed and then
you always regret it. It's always and you've spent so
much money you can't go back.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
And don't ask me how I know this, but it doesn't.
It's not contu it's not good for rhythm anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
What was your story you were sharing?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Well, I you were in Melbourne. I saw you when
you landed into Melbourne. We went out with a group
of friends to see Haley to a comedy show first
night in Melbourne. I will say, Flitch.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Is officially years it's seen my show the most out
of anyone in New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But anyway, it had been a long time and I
did like still laugh along even though I knew the.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Show's six times? Yea, how many times have you seen it?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Well, why don't we look at it as how many
times on average is the show? Senate?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
So three? Wait, you've still seen that? Did you go to? Unbelievable?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
So what's your story, Flinch?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
This is unbelive, just absolutely gobsmacked. Really, So what I
was in Melbourne a couple of days before Haley got there,
and I was went out one morning with a friend
to have breakfast at this amazing little cafe and the
lady spell gay care. I actually forget the name of it.
It's in an old like power stations. Also, by the way,
(02:08):
I told Haley about a taco place yesterday and by god, okay, pause,
I said on the podcast day yeahs, Hale, You've got
to go to this taco place CDMX Taco's. It's like
it's like it's like the letters for Mexico City. I think, oh,
(02:31):
Okay or ex CD, I don't know, Google it and.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I see, but all he says is like Mexican restaurant.
He doesn't mention it's in a mall. He doesn't mention
what floor it's on.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
This point a tiny little taco shop in a mall
and it's burier tacos. Yah. It's amazing, always busy. Uh.
And I could sense the hangar and Haley's messages yesterday,
She's like, where the fuck is this Tarco?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
She was hunting, and then like ten minutes when I
was like, you fucking gas at me.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
It doesn't exist, and he was like, go near Mecca.
I was like, fuck, I'm not going.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Anywhere down Mecca and then hang a left and go
around and gave up. We gave I could. I know
Haley wasn't angry at me on the messages, but I
could feel the hangar.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Through spoiled the day, It spoiled the day, look at this.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Why did I would have just maybe this?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, no, no, no, but forny in this. There's this
mall where it's in, which is like three malls that
connect via nine levels.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
It is amazing. None of that it is amazed, but
there was. There is a really easy way to get
in from the street if Haley had asked me earlier.
But anyway, anyways, I was. I was having breakfast in
Melbourne before Hailey got to Melbourne for the comedy show.
And you know, it's all going Melbourne because Melbourne Comedy
Fiece is a big time of year, shows hundreds of shows.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
And there's like eight hundred this.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Year, eight hundred. So every night people in Melbourne are
just like, well, what show should we go to? And
last minute they'll hear their friends a you know something,
blah blah blah. And anyway, I had said to this
lady serving us breakfast, I said, I'm actually going to
the comedy festival tonight. She said, oh, that's so good.
I'm actually thinking about going to some shows this week
as well. I've heard there's this late there's this girl
(04:15):
and she's singing songs about a break up or something.
And I said, oh, okay, now I haven't heard of her.
She sound doesn't sound that great. I couldn't give it
to you. I couldn't give it to Haley. I was like, really,
oh okay, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
You couldn't These motherfuckers around hanging out flyers and rain
and cold, and I noticed, like.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
No, my friends are looking at me laughing because we
both know that she's talking about Haley. And I'm just like,
oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Oh yeah, I don't know if i'd go and see that.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I actually said, oh, that sounds really great. I just
couldn't bring myself just I actually work with her.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
She's all right, all right, I have seen it so
many times.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Yeah, you could have got you could have seen I'll
save you the time and just read it off the
five best moments.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I could have done that whole times. I could have
spoiled the show for a year, but.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
You could have.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
You had some buzz from someone that like didn't know,
I knew you. Yeah, people were talking about Haley and Melbourne.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I do love bars.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
She loves the attention speaking because these targos do look amazing.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I don't know. I'm not having It's a bullshit Instagram.
It's a fake website. That place, doesn't it look amazing?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
If you were in Melbourne and you needed to find
a store, how would you search for it?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I did chet GPT, I did everything, and there were
two of us.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
No, it doesn't exist. You were in my day. I'm
not doing it.