Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th April 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Fletch has hit a new level of embarrassing...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zitium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's Fleetborn and Haley's it's a little bit of pod.
Welcome to a little bit of pod. Oh what if
we got born Smith?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
This is a Oh I never noticed.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
That it only had my name on it. Oh, well
not fuck you guys, not sharing. Wait if you got mail,
got international mail? Oh, okay from Emma who's in Dubai.
But this is sent by way of Wellington.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
I don't know if a sort of a package came
home and then her family sent it.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
All okay, Yeah, wouldn't be a great time at the moment.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
So I mean, I mean hearing from quite a few
keyis who were in Dubai. Yeah, Rachelle is one of
the main ones, and she like sends me updates on
like missiles and wild videos, chick Vibe chick debris falling
out of the sky and there was Some people are like, oh,
it's all good, and some people are like, this is
the fucking scariest thing I've ever been in. And some
people are like another couple were just like.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
We're off into the desert and they just lovely.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
We went out into the desert in Dubiden.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
It was love, but we weren't kind of being bombed
and credeously by Iran at the time. So the little
international care package and we like opening these. These are
pretty cute.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I see chocolate, Hailey's not.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Is it just for yours?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
For all of us? Well, let me read the letter,
if you would, let me read the letter.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
You just get a.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Letter dodged a few missiles to get here. But please
enjoy some of the original do bai chocolate the old
because you know.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Everything's a knockoff, isn't it? By chocolate? Oh my good chocolate?
Wow that even.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, that's that pistachio and feel the gird, the girth
or the girth the thickness.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Or wrap your fingers around the girth little girthy.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
So it's his milk chocolate with pistachio and kunafah.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah that's that's a tasting thing.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Right, Okay, but no, you're right, it's like coconut threads.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
But has it got a limey?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Always just checking the bits before day to twenty twenty
seven to see the February So we've got a whole
year to eat that. I'm sure that's going to take
us a whole year you know, nibble away a bit
each day.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Also some little Lego accessories for the team. This is
very interesting because it's many big hands yeap, like you know,
you could pop the hands out of the end of
a They're like replacement hands. This fallen.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Oh you had one on your bag. Oh dear, So
these are replacement hands for the Lego people.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
But it's there's a little Lego dildos for O boy worn.
How do you know the dido? I can see cocks
and ball Yeah, they're tiny.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
So what you just clamp that onto the Lego hand.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah? So now I think you go take ourselves a
trip to the Lego store new Market and custom make
many figs that look like us.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Don't think those are sanctioned by Legos somehow.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I know, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
So they three D printed.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
They don't look like there's a amazing detail for a
tiny little dildo.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I will say, though, the gale that would make a
huge that would be like a human with a one
meter penis, would you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
There's even some.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Nice and no one legitimate, legitimately wants that to they.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
There's a glass there's a glass looking one in here,
Hailey oh you know I love glass.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, you know I love glass.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
She says this with some glass dildos and some and
then there's a martini glass.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Oh, there you go, that's you Martini glass.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
That's Haley.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Nothing for fletch because the obviously wouldn't be interested in
such childish things.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
No, I'm not interested in lego.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Lots of love from a genuine friend of the show.
Shout out to Shannon in the workshop. She also says, oh, yeah, okay,
and there's some some chocolate covered dates.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Here for the for The producer goes, they look nice.
They love they love their dates, don't they.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, I really love they really love dates. So that's
come by way of thank you. I don't know what
this is, like this pink cow masked cowboy.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
You should put that on your laptop. You've got room
there on the sign.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Because this is this is my old generation laptop. Work
wants this one back.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Oh have you still not useless?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
I can't be. I'm sitting out of mind. I got it.
I got a new phone through work. I can't be
sitting at it up. Oh my no, dude, it's such
a thing like my iPhone's twelve. Yeah, I'm on an
iPhone twelve thoughts and bruise.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I mean, you can literally move immediately to the latest
iPhone or whatever the work's given.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
No work's giving me an iPhone thirteen, but it must
be one huge, huge up rade from an iPhone twelve
Max and iPhone thirteen standard. Nothing. It's the smallest memory iPhone,
so I can't like just put everything across the long
so it's the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
And I was just like, I'm not doing that whole
thing now. Admin, heavy day, So we're gonna do You're
just gonna sit on it for a bout.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, I just see what happened, Just where the feeling
takes God, yeah, updating