Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 7th May 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Hayley is revealing something about herself...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network. It's Fleetborn and Haley's a
little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I've been turned around. I was very I've been very busy,
and I met some lovely podcast listeners in the Church
of Christ Christ Church Church. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you what.
They had had a couple of glasses of bitch diesel.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Sure, man, I love the term.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's Cody's and it's it's a bourbon a.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Martini. That's when the butchers get.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Loose because Diesel was there was a drink, a bourbon
preil Diesel. I just always associated with Bogans drinking bourbon
or whistle no birch.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Diesel is like your office butchers on a Friday. And
then like shy from the cafe. They were so lovely though,
these girls, and they waited behind after the shit Gala
to say meet the hero, and I came out. Yeah,
and then I was sort of behind him.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Ok.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, it was freaky man.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
And I go out and following the sort of deep
ghost Dusty. Yeah he's a man. He was a tall man,
very tall.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Aid anyway, I meet these lovely girls and then I
will say it was laden with compliments, which you know,
I enjoyed thoroughly, and they said, oh my god, we
were looking we were looking onto the stage from our
seats and just thinking, oh my god, your skin is
looking amazing at the moment you're glowing and they're like,
oh my god, and your hair looks so good. I
know you've always You're just looking so good. And I

(01:40):
was like, I could take this or I could just
admit them it's a spray tend and hear extensions. I
was like, it's fake. What do you mean, it's it's
all fake. Everything about miss fact. It's fake, fake fact
fact fact fake here? What do you miss?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Fake?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Here? I showed them my hair extensions, like, oh my god,
you've brought your hair.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Was like, yeah, album, it's your ethical hair HAE free
range uncaged here.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, and ethical ten as well. It's not made from
it's made from made from just different chemicals and stains
and stuff. But I had a choice, and I would like,
I'm proud of myself that I was honest, because sometimes.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
You have taken the compliment.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I know, I guess you know. I've just got this
natural tan and yea here, thank you so much. It's
been growing it. It's all fake. I reckon my here
is ten percent mind. The rest of it's fake. I've
got no hair left. Eh, it is growing.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
It's related to the two bald guys.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
That's why I felt safe to say its ten percent. Yeah,
came out, just fell out. It's like, my body needs
to be looked after a bit more right.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
You know, how's it going?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
It's going so good. Do you know what makes you
look healthy? And that you've had more rest? Spray ton,
We're back, baby, I'm getting them. I'm getting them. Willing
Nelly and you get a spray to TN you lose
six KJS. I was in the mirror being like shrewd
r nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
How does does that work? I don't know science behind that.
I don't know why do we look slimmer when we're tanned?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Because I did. I looked in the mirror and I
was like, holy shit, I'm feeling neat.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Tan skin makes you look slimmer primarily through an optical illusion.
Knowing as body contouring. Darker skin tones minimize the appearance
of skin imperfections. They create shadows, highlight muscle definition because
you do look your abs, do look more your stomach
and you get.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Kind of a bit snatched in some place.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
That's why bodybuilders go on.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
The ridges. But the actually got muscle under the tad.
I've gimmed this year less than ever before.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
When you're tanned, it reduces surface reflection.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, because I was glowing white, That's why I got it.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, so you get a leaner more because you're reflecting. Yes,
is that why?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, I'm literally glowing in size, whereas now I'm like glowing.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Terrified about bear attacks. I need to look as possible
at any moment. It what you want to do so
you won't spray tend protector. Okay, great, thank you,