May 8, 2026 • 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zadium Podcast Network. It's Fleetborn and Hayley's a
little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Okay, I had so making my show. At the moment,
we'll finishing it.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's made. Yeah, I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Alarm me show. I'm making my way downtown. Really faces
pass something something that i'm.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
And I'm home and I'm home.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
As a pianist that hurts me so much. So no, yeah,
So I'm just putting the finishing touches on my show
and I'm not going to give much away in case
people listening are going to go and see it on tour.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Although Born and I have had a front row seat
to the last year.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You've been at the so you've got the raw files.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
My one of my best friend's moms, shout out Sharon.
I think she listens to the Livewim's mum. Mum shared
She's like, I'm super excited for.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
The live show.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Can't wait to try to get tickets to Hamilton and
also tell Haley I've got tickets to her show now
and she's like, and I said oh, And she said
what is oh? And I said, ah, I don't know.
She's going with her daughter, I don't know if you
should be going.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
In the thirties, and she.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Was no, She's like, well, hopefully I learned some new tracks.
I said, I hope you aren't even considering anything on that, not.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
So much teaching track. It's full noise, That's what I
said to it.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I said, I'll personally be disappointed if I witness you
doing anything that I witnessed her doing.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
It's full noise.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
But I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I am trying to straddle the fence of you know,
just being gratuitously smutty and trying to just highlight on
funnier bits of my interaction. Okay, right, but at the end,
there's a bit of a twist in the show. Oh lovely, yeah,
and for it, let's just say the big twist at
the end. I got two hundred dollars worth of confetti
(01:53):
cannons and I went, I got my producers to go
around every venue, so not just my opening night, every
venue that I'm touring in the country, which is like
thirteen venues and get them signed off because obviously able
to crack them into the crowd and then we have
the venue is going to have to deal with that
and the show opens very very soon. It literally opens
(02:15):
in like a day or two. And then I got
an email just yesterday saying, we are very sorry. Your
Confiti cannons have been stopped at customs and returned to us.
So this is the company that I bought them because.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Show in Australia, you've got to pay tax.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
No, because I've got gunpowder in them, and I had
not done the correct paperwork weaponry for two hundred dollars
worth of gunpowdered Confiti gun.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Can you give them? I thought that the ones we
use a canisters.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
The ones I bought were apparently not and fucking great
paper cannons.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You're waiting, you're importing arms, you're basically in arms.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I was, And that's that movie? What's that movie? We
love Nicholas Cage, isn't it? Dog? Or your Nicholas Roper
from the Night Manager?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Oh yeah, that's right, one of these references lamd with me.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
But to watch some quality television. Yeah and yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
So that's kind of screwed that up. And it's like, yes,
I can get general Confiti cannons here, but these were themed.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh so what is what's the plan? Now? You've got
to pay money, or you've got to do some paperwork.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Do you know what. I'm just gonna I'm going to
do a little spoiler alert here, Okay, for the end
of my show. I'm not going to do any explanation.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I ordered two hundred dollars worth of Confiti cannons that
were stopped at customs and turned back, so as a replacement,
I've ordered four wedding dresses arriving today.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
And I won't see any.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
More about that.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay, great, Well, I'm excited to see the show. It's
going to be a rogue.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
There are a few people that have said to me
they're bringing their mums and whatnot, and I just think,
you know, we've all lived a life and a boy
sit there and we were our friend James or his
mum to my show that was all about erotica.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
And worried about it.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And we sat there at the after drink saying, oh
my god, how's she going to go? And she said,
oh please, I've lived.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
James was quite upset.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
James has never forgiven me. Ever.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
My mum had won drink with Haley at the hillp
I tav And on my birthday and said that was
a lot
From the Zadium Podcast Network. It's Fleetborn and Hayley's a
little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Okay, I had so making my show. At the moment,
we'll finishing it.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's made. Yeah, I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Alarm me show. I'm making my way downtown. Really faces
pass something something that i'm.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
And I'm home and I'm home.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
As a pianist that hurts me so much. So no, yeah,
So I'm just putting the finishing touches on my show
and I'm not going to give much away in case
people listening are going to go and see it on tour.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Although Born and I have had a front row seat
to the last year.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You've been at the so you've got the raw files.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
My one of my best friend's moms, shout out Sharon.
I think she listens to the Livewim's mum. Mum shared
She's like, I'm super excited for.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
The live show.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Can't wait to try to get tickets to Hamilton and
also tell Haley I've got tickets to her show now
and she's like, and I said oh, And she said
what is oh? And I said, ah, I don't know.
She's going with her daughter, I don't know if you
should be going.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
In the thirties, and she.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Was no, She's like, well, hopefully I learned some new tracks.
I said, I hope you aren't even considering anything on that, not.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
So much teaching track. It's full noise, That's what I
said to it.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I said, I'll personally be disappointed if I witness you
doing anything that I witnessed her doing.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
It's full noise.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
But I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I am trying to straddle the fence of you know,
just being gratuitously smutty and trying to just highlight on
funnier bits of my interaction. Okay, right, but at the end,
there's a bit of a twist in the show. Oh lovely, yeah,
and for it, let's just say the big twist at
the end. I got two hundred dollars worth of confetti
(01:53):
cannons and I went, I got my producers to go
around every venue, so not just my opening night, every
venue that I'm touring in the country, which is like
thirteen venues and get them signed off because obviously able
to crack them into the crowd and then we have
the venue is going to have to deal with that
and the show opens very very soon. It literally opens
(02:15):
in like a day or two. And then I got
an email just yesterday saying, we are very sorry. Your
Confiti cannons have been stopped at customs and returned to us.
So this is the company that I bought them because.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Show in Australia, you've got to pay tax.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
No, because I've got gunpowder in them, and I had
not done the correct paperwork weaponry for two hundred dollars
worth of gunpowdered Confiti gun.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Can you give them? I thought that the ones we
use a canisters.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
The ones I bought were apparently not and fucking great
paper cannons.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You're waiting, you're importing arms, you're basically in arms.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I was, And that's that movie? What's that movie? We
love Nicholas Cage, isn't it? Dog? Or your Nicholas Roper
from the Night Manager?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Oh yeah, that's right, one of these references lamd with me.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
But to watch some quality television. Yeah and yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
So that's kind of screwed that up. And it's like, yes,
I can get general Confiti cannons here, but these were themed.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh so what is what's the plan? Now? You've got
to pay money, or you've got to do some paperwork.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Do you know what. I'm just gonna I'm going to
do a little spoiler alert here, Okay, for the end
of my show. I'm not going to do any explanation.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I ordered two hundred dollars worth of Confiti cannons that
were stopped at customs and turned back, so as a replacement,
I've ordered four wedding dresses arriving today.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
And I won't see any.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
More about that.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay, great, Well, I'm excited to see the show. It's
going to be a rogue.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
There are a few people that have said to me
they're bringing their mums and whatnot, and I just think,
you know, we've all lived a life and a boy
sit there and we were our friend James or his
mum to my show that was all about erotica.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
And worried about it.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
And we sat there at the after drink saying, oh
my god, how's she going to go? And she said,
oh please, I've lived.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
James was quite upset.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
James has never forgiven me. Ever.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
My mum had won drink with Haley at the hillp
I tav And on my birthday and said that was
a lot
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