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May 15, 2026 3 mins

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Fletch says no jumping in the elevator!!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network. It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a
little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Didn't I get a proper telling off yesterday? Yes, a
proper one. Oh my Flitch, you absolutely let me have it.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
You triggered me so bad.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Do you know what? I don't even know. I was
out of my mind because I don't like lifts, my
Panican lifts. Context, yesterday, we were going somewhere as a
team where to get into a lift.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
There's a shortcut. We are cut through a car parking building.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
It's so good, and then you're like down by the waterfront.
It's great from our work. So we walk into this
parking building, we get into the left the door closers,
and I just feel five of us, five of us,
and I just feel a sudden urge to be a
little shit, and so I bounced my knees a couple
of times to make the box on the string that
holds our lives raddle a little bit. And then suddenly,

(01:01):
Flitch just absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Don't be so stoopid. No, don't you really?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
So I've been stuck in a lift before because someone
and because it was it was in Melbourne years and
it might have been city with some friends and we
went to a bar and it was yet to go
up in the left, you know, now it might have
been I didn't even that, just up and then coming down,
my friend, very drunk, jumps up and down, up and

(01:30):
like wiggles the shudder and it stopped and got stuck.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Had to be like.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
We were in there for like forty five minutes. The
fire brigade had this fire service had to come. I
was like, and so now someone just has to fucking jiggle,
and I'm like, ah.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
I jiggled. I didn't quite jump. I did jiggle, and
I got an absolute dreaming.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Because I don't know if it's like a safety thing
or it can just it's just like, why is this happening?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Let's best best pause it and see if something's.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Gone wrong or I don't know if this lift was
like really old, we were in quite a new lift.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
But it's that isn't there a system in it that
if if the movement is to jerk, it puts its
little things out and holds it. An earthquake or something, yeah, yeah,
so it doesn't plummet. I think it's I think it
is a safety feature.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I've hit the bottom before, not very far, but it
got dragged down really yeah, and then hit the.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
I still have regular dreams whether I'm in a left
and it all goes terribly What have you googled what
that means?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Life's a bit.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
But sometimes the lift goes up and goes all one
on it and like sideways, And I just know if
I'm in a lift. If I get in a lift, yeap,
and my dream, I know it's going to end badly.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
I'm just like, oh, when's it going to happen?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Now?

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Why did I jump in? Here?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
The service elevator at my apartment yesterday got stuck halfway
between my floor and above and I could open the
doors and I could see the left half and half,
and I was like, I could just jump in it.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yuck.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I wouldn't because that would be the exact moment started
going again.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yest, slice and half?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
What's that from? There's that a final destination?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
I feel like it's sometime there's been a few ways.
There's been movies where someone gets sliced and half.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
By left lost.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
A had in an elevator final destination two. Yeah, that's
what I remember. The woman Damien omen two a prominent
early example or a character sliced in half. Oh that
was by cables of a runaway elevator. Oh yeah, final
destination to the elevator cuts the head off.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, I remember the.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Thriller in nineteen ninety three. A thriller featuring a high
tech building or a man is beseicted in half by
elevator doors. Sick.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
That's going to bisexuals cut in half year and you
can tell. Yeah yeah, so a straight person is just
cut in half.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah yeah yeah. Bi sixuals quartered because they're already half.
That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
That's the maths.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah,
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