Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 27th May 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... UH OH one of us has ruined someone's day...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's fleetborn and Haley's a little bit of pod. Welcome
to a little bit of pod. Well, I don't have
the jacket on me today, but you know my brown
version of this jacket, one of these jackets called Haley
sirper coat super coat. It's like a wool on the
inside lining.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, that's your chair.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
I like. I've got one in blue denim, and one
and sort of a browner. Is that a dinom too,
is it? Yeah? Very styley for you, this blue one,
but you can't wear it with blue jeans. You really
like wearing blue jeans. Yeah, so I purchased one, the

(00:45):
brown one, so that it could be worn with blue jeans.
Lovely love it went to the tag went to the
Tav at the weekend, Hailey, I love the tav went
to the Tav.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I made a suggestion to go to the tav. But
I've been going there quite a lot recently. Tell you
what they do A great nacher. I love a pubner.
Sure that puts is brave enough to put sweet chili
on it.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
You know it's a good pub A brave and bold
move like widges with sound creamy. You've been do a
loaded widges too, bacon bets. You're really going to travel
out with visit start her.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
I really don't come out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I think you do. Come on, come on, little car
high your little car. A train back up running. It
stops right out, it'll stop right outside the tab it does.
Get the train up and run anyway. I walk and
I'm at the bar ordering two pints of Guinness as
I want to do perfect, perfect start. They pour it.
Sharon's on porch, so you're going to get the clover

(01:40):
on your.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Guinness, A good Guinness.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
She's one awards when the mystery Ginness shopper comes in
for her clover.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
And sort of make sure that that's been well kept.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
So she says to me, I'm wearing a brown jacket
with the with the white sheepskin a super coat. And
she says to me, I love your jacket, and I
said it. I said thank you for him, and she said,
I specifically love it because we have been absolutely ragging
on Andy for the fact he ordered a shit one.
Who's Andy. I've never met Andy before. But then Andy

(02:11):
saddles up to the bar and I hear him say
to me, shit jacket, and I turn around and Andy
is wearing what could only be described as the Temu
version of my jacket. And he says to me, shit
jacket with a smile on his face, and it is on.
It's one of those classic situations where you are walking
into our whole pub roasting some dude for what he's

(02:32):
we earlier. Oh wow, it's like his lining isn't wool,
it's like the synthetic thing. Everybody's like, don't get too
close to the fire, Andy, don't get too class to
the fire. And then there's a woman and she's touching
my jacket, she's touching his jacket and she's like wool.
God only knows Andy like, and everybody is tearing into him.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I'm just having a look on TEAMO for a I mean,
there's the sort of a Shean version that is like
a teddy beer.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yes, yes, yes so. And it was on for the
whole night. We sat up around the corner and like
the quiet part where like the family set up there.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
But oh you do now, Pawe likes this little corner.
I've sat there with you before.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's a nice it's quite removed. I like to be
in the action, like in the action outside it wasn't
a lot, there wasn't a table for us. But I'm
also glad I wasn't sitting in the action because people
were literally like coming into the quiet part to be
like love your jacket, Andy, and just I was just
And then when I was leaving, Andy happened to be

(03:33):
up at the bar and then I was like, all right,
see you later, guys, and Andy was. Andy just looked
at me and I was like, hey, I think you know,
great jacket, Andy. And then everyone's like, shit jacket, Andy, Andy.
Just because the guy in the good version of your
jackets leaving doesn't make your jacket any better. Who is
this guy? Andy was? He dude, dude, I've got no idea.

(03:54):
He was just like, I'm gonna try something fashion wise.
We wouldn't take the jacket off either. Yeah he can't
now though. He Yeah. Came out to me sort of
midway through when I went up to get a drink
and he was like, show me the label. Show me
the label, and it's like a Levi's jacket. It was
like it was like, oh my god, it's actually Levi's branded.

(04:16):
Oh no. And then he showed me the show me
the you know, the tag that sees what it's made
off like. And he was just like I hope, and
he didn't stand to being roasted. It means people love
you and he must be a bit of a character.

(04:36):
I felt like he was on the verge of breaking. Yeah, yeah,
I would if he went home and had a cry
through his jacket on the fire, and it just would
have been like