Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th June 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... One of us is trying to be more Gen Z and adding a little whimsy!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zadium Podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's Fleashborne and Hailey's a little bit of pod.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Welcome to a little bit of pod.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
I want to start this by just reminding people I
have no children, and actually, which.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Is an excuse for frivalent spending.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, frivalent spending and whimsy in my house.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Okay, because not only do I not.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Have kids living with me or living from me off me,
I don't really have kids like that visit. Yeah, And
that's the way I like it. Thorn's kids are fine,
they're old enough now. But when I've had younger kids around,
they're all like, oh, look at this, Look at this
shiny tie.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Look it's that as their hands, they're graazy little hand
touching it on the fox. Your house would be a
magnet for kids to touch things like all the taxidermy
or the.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
You drop something off with my parents the other day
and your friend was helping you. I could see him
looking and being.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Like, the fuck isn't here? What is this weird? Like
why does she have a taxi?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
To me?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Fine? Yeah, like that's one of three.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, So just you know it's I have a child
free home, and yet I'm building a fairy garden under
my magnolia tree.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
You're building a fairy garden. So don't ask why why? Okay,
so don't ask why. But I went.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
I was in the area, and I was I had
a little drink at a pub, and then I was
going to walk across to a dairy to get an
ice cream afterwards with my friend.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
And between the pub and the dairy.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Is one of those like tids and tads, you know,
bits and bobs, kind of two dollars shop, even knickknack shops,
and for some reason we were drawn in. We were like,
should we have a bloody little look, you know, it's
the weekend, why not freaking weekend?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Get in there, went in.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
And we're just looking around up and down the aiss
just love shops like that. They all smell the same,
a bit like the balls.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
And then suddenly we see that rack and it's certainly
we see Suddenly we see a little wooden door that
you would attached to a tree to be like these
fairies in there.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh yeah, yeah, oh as all hell, But it's just wooden,
so you've got to paint it, okay.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
And then I was like, oh my god, look.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
At all these and it had these small little chairs
and tables, like fake raw tron chairs and tables, and
then and then we're looking around. We saw mossy stones
and all these little things, and we were just like,
we simply must build a fairy garden. So we've gone
really hard out we I spend one hundred and fifty.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Dollars in this store. Haley, she doesn't have kids. I
don't have kids. This is why on my way to
get an ice cream, I don't have any kids.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
And it got to the point where we're like putting
through all these little things to build this like little
magical mystical that We've got lights and little stones and
little mushrooms.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
We're gonna put in the in the ground. And then
we put it through and the woman at the store
was like, oh my god, shoul.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Show me the I was like, yeah, I don't. So
we're going to build this whole situation. And then we
went to a pharmacy and they had these kind of
like plastic birds that really catch the light.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
So you're going to hang those from the tree.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Well, I'm gonna I will be documenting this on my
social media. I'm building a fiery garden for no purpose.
Other than for adults to enjoy. Right, it's going to
be brilliant. And then I just need to find what
I don't need to find a fairy. The fairies will
find the garden. Little fairy?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Is it? I don't even know what to say to.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
This is what you can do. I love what you
can do. I love it when you just have free will.
And you're like, who told me that I can't have
a fairy garden underneath my magnolia in my adult house.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
No one tells me that. I guess rules. I'm just
making a fairy garden.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
There's nothing under this, just bark, yes, boring, boring as
all hell.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
You are going to have to maintain it, though, and
I will let Otherwise you have a fairy ghost town.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Oh no, no, no, we can't have there.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I even want to do a pathway leading up to
the door in the tree and string small twinkle lights.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Oh beautiful.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah that rules, Yeah, that rules because you know recently
I tried some moss vandalism.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Oh will you grow moss?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
So you get moss, you find mossy like, you pick it.
You try to get the dirt off the bottom, but
that's so impossible. And then you put it in a
blender with Greek yogurt.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
What, and then you smear up and eat it.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
And then you paint it on. As long as it's
somewhere moss would grow like it's damp and not shade.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Right there it starts growing moss. Can I borrow some
of your moss? Whose blender are you using? I use
my blend. That's an old blender.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Actually, it doesn't get used for anything.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Else from me. Not have a frozen margarita at your house, yo,