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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zdium podcast network. It's Fleechbahn and Hayley's a
little bit of Pod. Welcome to a little bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I was very interested to learn this week. Yeah, that
my daughter said in her class, if you don't want
to do the speech in front of the class, you
don't have to do speeches in front of the class anymore.
What sorry, I know, crazy a you don't have to
do speeches like you can just record yourself reading it
in front of the computer to the teacher or if
(00:30):
it's real bad. Apparently there was a kid that just
didn't have to do it at all.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
When is this Gina alf for going to start being
at the workplace because I'm fucking done so you won't
be able to talk to them.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
This is the thing. It's like. It was so nerve wracking,
even for me. I know, I was super extroverted. You
get so speeches, but you did it because it teaches
you to be confident and and engaged in the world.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I had someone summon up to me and I thought,
this is brilliant. Like somebody was going to let their
kids have the day off for sports Day because they
don't like sports day. They don't like athletics day. Yeah,
this is somebody my kids who in to school with.
And the teacher said to them, that's like the kids
who can't do maths struggle with maths. It's like letting
him have them the day off because they don't like
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they don't like numbers. Yeah, you've got to see other
kids succeed. If you live in a like, if you
live in a world where you only ever witness yourself
doing well at something and you can't handle other people
doing well at somebody that you're not good at, it
doesn't make for a good humor.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Isn't it. Like the kids that go to gifted schools
and then they're like, get taught that you're better than everyone,
and then you always succeed, and then you get into
the real world. You're like, oh, no, one got a
shot out here.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
No the world. We're just explaining privates.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Gone, no, no, no, no, the next step private skill
for the gift, the gift of gifted. Oh no, gift speech.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
You don't have to dough speeches in front of the classes.
Don't any bloody ideas and.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Your father's a famous car a speech.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
What did you do this year? Abolishing child slavery? But
one of those ones serious. Last year it was like
animal cruelty in the life.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Oh I did funny stuff I did, Yeah, I did.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I did some voices, but like characters doing this child
slavery speech and mass produced school.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Uniform, highly synthetic school uniform. Yeah yeah, yeah, Like what
is this exactly made of? I assume it's petrol byproducts? Yeah,
and made at the hand of a small Southeast Asian child.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Have you looked closely in the scene, you can see
sometimes a finger. Yeah, they just kind of got cut
off by the benina and you.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Say, you say to your daughters, please don't start smoking.
And it's not the smoking, it's the flame being near
the flame.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Anywhere near this highly synthetic combustible top. That's that's why
next year's speech topic, Yeah, combustible clothes from your third world.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
All these kids are gonna grow up and they're gonna
have to go to toast masters, yeah and learn how
to public talk.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What are they going to have to do at work
when they have to get up in front of, you know,
the office and do a little presentation straight work from home?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Dude, Yeah, they're not going to work.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Do it? Have a computer screen? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, it's all going to be just sent through email,
which honestly is our preferred way of receiving information if
we're being honest.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Email, Yeah, quite little email. I recently felt out my
mother's anti meeting but she doesn't have to have a
hell of a lot of meetings in her life. Yeah,
and now that they're just kind of like, you know,
farming dry stuff from very little meetings. But she I said,
She said, I I rang her on the way home
from work. She's like, you're late home from work today?
For you? Yeah, I said, yeah, I've been in a meeting.
And she was like, oh god, how long did that
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drag going for? I was like, how where're from?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Like mother like son. Yeah,