Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 15th June 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Hayley and the case of the black jellybeans...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network. It's Fleetball and Haley's It's
a little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit
of pod.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Now, I'm going to preface this. I don't want to
come across as ungrateful because I love.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
When someone's about to be ungrateful.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Bird No, hear me out, because I think you might
feel similar. I love when you order something online from
a company and they add a little treat A little girl.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah too, we do.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I I always order something and they'll check in one
of those little funch Squaze sometimes to get them on
the air New Zealand planes, those ones.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Sprint Fort can stop sending me pre workout though, because
that she gives me heart shirt as I'm an old man,
kill me. True, I'm just trying not to get like
fat and old. I don't need to be pre working
out me. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Well, we all share the same accountant and every text
says and she sends a slav of Russian fart.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Y always it makes me excited. The reason I'm still
in business, That's the only reason I'm.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Still with it.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, yeah, but I love a little treat when you
and you're not expecting something and you're not. You don't
always use it, but it's always up.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
So I ordered something online the other day from a
online store, and my package arrived and was on the thing,
opened it up and they packaged it really nicely, and
I was taking out all the little bits and bobs
that I'd ordered, and then there was a rustle of
something and.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I was like, I did not order that, Russell.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
I didn't order a thing that Russells, and looked down.
I was like, it's a bag of lollies, and you know,
the lollies are my like sugar treat of choice, over cake,
over slice of anything, lollies, coke bottles, fizzy coke bottles.
So here I am hoping it's fuzzy coke bottles or
something like that. And I flip over the bag and

(01:42):
it's just a whole full lollibag size of just black jellybans.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Oh no, swinging amaze.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Some people would love that. Some people would load name
one yeah because Nan of the Black Jelly Band.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
But it was because growing up in the depression, all
they had was like the grossest Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
My dad loves black licorice, Like I've got this huge
box of black licorice at mine since my dad's lived
with me, but not black jelly burns there there that's interesting.
And then I was like, this is even good. Like
an orange jelly bean. You could probably find someone to
like palm it off to.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, I always leave it goes orange, yellow, black, those
are the ones. White.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
No, I love white and yellow.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
But I bet I'll eat them because I'll be like, damn,
they're the only ones left. And then and the white ones.
And then I'll eat the black because I'm just.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Desperate fan.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
I'll leave the black, but I'll eat everything else white reluctantly.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I love white.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yummy.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, it depends on the jelly bean manufacturer, but black, really,
I think they might change it.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yes, I think some brands do have their own take
on the colors in the flavor combination. But black in
every brand that's lickorsh.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
And the blue is always the best one. It's bubblegum
and baby purple.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Purple and yellow are the best yum.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Theer of eating too much licorice, I mean shooting yourself
there is it?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Somebody with your heart's just lubricant.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
You have to eating a lot of licorice like proper licorice.
I think for it to endanger.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
You See, I don't mind a black night black licorice,
you know, a soft, yummy one, but black jellybands can
get in the trash.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
And I just said, but you know why you're getting it,
because sometimes I feel like when you get an extra
gift from a you know, a shipment, they're just getting
rid of the ship.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I was like, oh, you guys can't shift these, yeah,
and so you've sent them to me.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
So it causes eating too much natural black liquorice causes
an electric a dangerous electrolyte imbalance called pseudo hyperalp adornism.
Around you retain sodium and extreete potassium. So then that
triggers high blood pressure, fluid retention, severe muscle weakness, and

(04:07):
cardiac rhythm.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
No, I don't want fluid retention. I'll take the risks.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
I like blood pressure, muscle weakness, cudding. Oh my god, No,
I can't.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Afford to it anymore.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
I don't want to look at store. No, no, oh
no