Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 28th June 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Hayley is now a non-certified card carrying member of WHAT?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zadium Podcast Network. It's Fleetborn and Hayley's a
little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod, guys.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I've got great news. I have a gold card at
the Age of Noise by myself, a gold.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Card for those that don't know or maybe overseas listeners.
When you turn sixty five in New Zealand, you.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Get a gold card or a super Gold or something
like it.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, and what it gives you the free public transport
off peak.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
I will do a quick gur of New Zealand gold
card perks because it sounds to me like we've got
to get some perks coming out.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Sounds like we've got to cut those back, is what
we've got to do.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Well, my parents live with me, right, so the mail
comes to my address, but they're overseas at the moment.
And I opened my mailbox and I felt a card
and I was like that might be important. Could be
a replacement bank card or something for my dad. Address
to Craig Robert Sprowl. And I open it and it's
his gold card because it's his birthday. What was his

(00:58):
birthday this week? Just turns sixty five and yeah, so
he gets his gold card and it arrived and I
opened it and on the front it doesn't like say
his name, it's on the back and it's quite small
and kind of caught up in the graphic design of
the car. So I was like, I'm a stuff flashing
this thing around.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Well, you've obviously got to be you don't look sixty five.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
That's what it like. Four dad. Like, for example, you
can go off as a periodically avail well, this is
just from a courk. Google offers a periodically available for
groceries and retail five percent off on Tuesdays that selected.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Wool Woods as Oh, you could do your shop at Wall's.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
It gives my sixty and give my sixty five card. Yeah,
burger king what I'm going to get a bloody but
BK chicken with.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Cheese free.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Enjoy free travel on local buses, trains and fairies during
off peak hours that varies by region to region.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Off but you need to get your dad or you
do your shopping when they're home, back with you onto
if the supermarket.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Deals, he's with me, Yeah, he does his thing and
you just pay and I go up and as if
he's so decrepitive, I'm like, here's your card. Dad, but
my card because my grocery exactly. Oh sorry, you know
he's older now and when your.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Parents are out of town, just grab an old person.
Yeah it was yank an old person, yank one, you know.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, come on, non Yeah, So I just I'm just like,
I've slipped this thing in my wallet, and I was
gonna try my lucky places because aren't there some places
that will do a cheap beer, just fleshy gold.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah, you can get an eighty five dollars rates rebate.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
This guy doesn't even pay rates anymore. I pay that.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
If the rates have to be under his name, put
them in his.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Name, put the house under his It will be mine anyway. Yeah,
oh god, it's life. It's something to look forward to. It.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
You're telling me these old people have bled our country dry. Yes,
they've paid no capital gains on their twenty five thousand
dollars houses. They sold for three millions in wrect and
now they're getting all this shit perks.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
This car won't be around by the time we're six
years away from me, basically.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Total price.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
He's just tried to claim that we're the same age.
There is a decade. There's actually currently eleven years.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I like that because I've had my birthday recently. You're
really pointing it out.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
A decade plus plus eight months.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Do you remember when people thought Jame our friend, James
and I went to school together. My god, I've never
forgotten that and never let him forget that because.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
They're twelve thirteen years younger than you.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
So good?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
What other perks? Water everything you need?

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Four price items every Wednesday ten percent of commission for
sellers at ray White.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
But genuinely like I'll be landscaping my house at some point,
Dad's coming with on a Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Twenty percent off Babbage Iron Gates A twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
I don't fuck what's.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Placemakers. It just doesn't say exactly what I'm doing, but
it's apparently placemakers. Flash the gold card at placemakers.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Goodness, me get some cheap screws.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Up to twenty five dollars off a month with two
degrees cards. Building supplies Faraoh Fresh. I don't think you
should be shopping at for Refra, but I do love
a fire.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
If you're super if you're a superwit, you're burned through
your bloody Saving.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Dental treatments illuminates the dentist. Oh my posty. Plus, I
know you love ordering it. You do knit so five
percent apparently just get it all, don't SuperGold dot dot
m Z. You can go there and see what you're
entitled over sixty five.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
No, you just have to have the card. And I've
put on the performance of a lifetime.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Yeah, and I can get away. I reckon. It was
one of those Monday's Tuesdays where you had a really
busy week the week before and you tell us you're
gonna have a relaxing weekend and go out both nights.
I reckon you could probably get away the that that Monday.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah,