Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 30th June 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Is this the coolest birthday party ever??

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zitium Podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's Fleetforn and Hayley's a little bit of Pod. Welcome
to a little bit of pod.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Two items to discuss laser tag, bow and arrows. I
used to do archery when I was a kid.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I did he shot an arrow into an arrow? Shot?
I've shot an arrow and twenty.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Ten we went to Sherwood Forest and did archery actual
Sherwood Forest at robin Hood.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Have you still got it.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
My bar and arrows here?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
No?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
No, like ride bike I reckon?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah? Maybe sure, don't do you It's not It's hard
when you just go.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Like if you go to a winery or whatever, or
you go to these places, they just set up the
bowl and arrows.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
You need to like get the.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Bow and arrows of the archery.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I'm sorry they do. They do all the time.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
When I did one, they limit you to a drink
before you do the clay bird shoes and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
So you don't you into archery when you're a.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Kid, not having any friends.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Because you're a But the arrows put the feathers on
the art. We just did it at.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
School, right, which is wild? At primary school doing archery?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
No, it's good, is that yeah, and I was just like,
this is fun, and so I did it and then
it just got boring doing it every Sunday morning.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I was like, I don't want to do this.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I did it to church church Mine was like it.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
And then it would rack. You were an arm guard.
You were an arm you were a forearm guard.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Fair technique, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah? Yeah, it's got to set between the thumb and
the index. Yeah like that.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
So Catus Evidens from Hunger Games is the reason we
did archery because his birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
But who did you?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
But who why were you?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Robin Hood? Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Guy from the Avengers. He did Legalists from Lord of
the Rings. Yeah, it was kind of all before it
was cool again. I've got the same coffee machine as
due leap it before she was on the billboards. Right,
let's just I'm actually a bit of a leader influence.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Revolutionary.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
So we did bowling out, we did art cross up
with archery. Then we did arch rested up some hay
bales yep, and put a target on the front. You
did this bow an er from I bought one and
hunting and fishing.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
What this is wild behavior? Proper one like a kid's one,
but like I can use it.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
It just you can't get insane power that you could
from a full sized bow. I wanted to buy a
full sized bow, but the step up in price from
like entry level kids one to a proper bowl and arrow.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, crossbos are so true. I couldn't cross insane hard
to draw.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
I did one in a short film once and I
had to do the cross bone.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I just couldn't even get it. Don't then modern ones
have a crank on it, like a down Yeah, but
because people years of hunting. Yeah, to go bow hunting.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Imagine getting a crossbow into yours?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
No thanks, Yeah, let it go through a that's I'll
tell you what. Hunting bushes at a bad shop for
a little bit of a look around. They've got all
the guns, but they are all locked up.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
But you can still look at the guns.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
That admire the guns, but the arrows, the bow and
arrows and the crossbows and stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
You can just have a tinkle, have a tinker, have
a play in the shop. Yeah, have a shoot.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Shoot, But it's just what a kid's won for August's
birthday party with it's at marchery. Fun. Yeah, that was
real fun.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
So let's say, hang on, hang on, you go to
a proper shop and buy a proper bow and arrow,
and then you have other people's kids around at your
house just with no like, just the dad's shooting bows
and arrow.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
This is eighties nineties loose with some love.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Some hay bales piled up, so when the arrow goes
through the target, it sticks into the haybar. Yeah, but
only conventional size haybal so a lot of room to
mess and whatever's behind it. So he put it against
the wall.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Check.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, but it did me think, you know, hunting would
be fun with the bone arrow. So that was one
of the that was that was fun. And then you
guys laser tag.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yes, bloody dang you've put on.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
I think we laser tagged once for work or something.
Sweety swish.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
I love it so much, laser but you know the best.
But I've never played laser tag. We had the whole
place to ourselves.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Four people. It was properly stalking. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Usually it's just everyone running around, kids everywhere, chaos. This
was I stalked, Yeah, right, I stialked. This is what
he does. I've played laser tag before. He hides in
the corner and covers us as many of the senses
as he can it's not playing, and snipes them. I

(04:45):
did do a little bit of camping in a low
spot though, and then whenever I thought that I was
still in the low spot, I went to a high spot.
The best have got a lot better now because his
senses like shoulder two shoulder, shoulder each, chest back and gun.
You can get head in the gun.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
So if you just can't hide around and go and
you've got to have.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Two hands on the gun otherwise the gun won't.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Just a gun.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Shoulders back, Tommy Gump.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
As Gum and your Gump. Yes, that was fun, fun weekend.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, it was really It was lots of It might
sound aggressive, it might sound your archery, but it was
a hunger Gamest themed birthday weekend. So we had to
do that, the hunting and the and the you know,
we did the eating and we did a campfire. On
the campfire and gaggle of gays and friends would be
down to the laser tag. I don't want to beautiful skill.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
I hate it.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
I'm stunning. I've got a couple of buses and two
big posses. I don't want to be trust me, I'm
saying I'm talking tough now. If we got there, I
got hat you'd hear about.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
It is funny, my cow. Are you shutting from too close?
They sit down over the here