Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 1st July 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Fletch is a toss pot!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zadium Podcast Network. It's Fleet and Haley's a
little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit of
pon that goes. Yesterday, I got a little notification my
career had been dropped off. On my way home. I
was like, fantastic. I've been waiting for this because in
some in some place or some way, I've thrown out

(00:23):
my Shaver cable. And I don't know if I when
I was brand, have you got Phillips no shavers? I
find that different? Well, yeah, yeah they are. And so
I found a Phillips five vault cable online and so
it was like six bucks. I was going to say,

(00:44):
because I've got a brand and same brandy, two of them,
same cable, I could have offered you. It might have
actually been in that box of cables I just gave
to you.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
When you're not getting it back.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
You gave me, you gave me cable, Caube Shavers.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Also I'm lugged on puby man. I found a cable
and I was like, okay. So it was six bucks
and it got delivered you. So I get home, said delivered,
and so I go into the parcel box in the apartment.
Not there, not in my letter box. Not anywhere in
the lobby. I've been the victim of theft.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Someone was shaped stolen your pup.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Cord jokes on bloody. Then when they opened it and
said cable. They can't use a USB cable.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh god on them.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
And I was like, this is so fucking shit, like
living in the city. Crime, you know, but it must
be somebody in your building. Well no, sometimes the door
can be opened, born but when't you said on the camera,
Oh yeah, I could go, I could go on the
case anyway. I was like, it's six bucks, I'll just
order a new one, so useless carse Well, I gave

(01:48):
it an hour, and I gave it another couple of hours,
and I went back down to the lobby. No one
had accidentally picked it up by mistake, still not in
the box, see that it had been signed in the app,
or it had been dropped off in the app or whatever.
So I was like, I wanted to order another one anyway.
Oh no, I get to work today. There's been an
email I had it sent to work and not home.

(02:12):
Oh you clown you.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Cause it absolute fussy for nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
And now I've got two I've got I'm going to
have two cables because the other one's coming. God's such
a nob sometimes an absolute wanker toss.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
So what are you shaving first? Where are we taken first?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Well? I had actually already shaved my chest.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Because can I say, can I make a comment?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
And what's what? What's happening?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
So it was your birthday recently and I uploaded photos
of you as a symbol.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Of my love. Yes, yes, And in one of them I.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Said happy birthday to you and your tiny nipples. Yes,
I have being Oh the reason I'm talking about this
is because you had a nice you had a shaved
chest for lea.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I did, yes, far out.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I have been undated.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
About my tiny name.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh ship, those are the tiniest, sweetest little.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Nips, the tiniest, sweetest little.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Hazel says that cannot be his real nipple. Yeah, Oh,
my fucking god. Why are they the tiniest nips?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Amy, I've never noticed his nipples until you've pointed them out.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
You didn't even did you even mention my nipples in
the post?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Though?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
It just that it was a photo of us in
the pool.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
No, no, no, no, I mentioned then I said happy birthday
to one of the best there is ah with his
tiny little nipples. Love that love you and your tiny
little nipples. I put and everyone was just like, my lord,
these they are.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
They're so tiny, very tiny. You want to be careful
when you're shaving, because sometimes I've because tiny between the blaks.
But what lengthy trimming your hair on just the low
the low set, So just to take all the combs
off right down to the root, you got to be rash.

(04:11):
You gotta be careful a on the balls. Shave yeah,
clipper tmm. I'm a fan of trimming and clipping.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I'm a fan of trimming and clipping.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
I'll shave the balls. How detailed are we getting on
the pubic grooming here? I feel like I've just kind
of jumped a little bit.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
I'll shave everything that you'd see outside of the of
the underline, okay, yeah, and I'll trim right down. But
in the action area you get right down.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah okay, yeah, okay, you know, yeah, the balls, I
leave the balls okay, shaft ye, give that a trim,
trim or shave it trim well, shave well. I've got
a separate shaver that's really good around the bottle. Yeah, yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Have different techniques. Skin no, skin, Yeah, you need to pull.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
It to talk to You've got to talk the balls,
the ball shaft balls. Otherwise you don't want to skin. No, no,
be safe out there people, whatever you do. Nick, that
vein underneath that thing looks like a bleeder, the banjo strain.

(05:17):
The vein.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh yeah, yeah, they've got a vein. Though we love
a vein, we love a vine.