July 29, 2026 • 5 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zadium Podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleetborn and Hayley's a little bit of hot. Welcome
to a little bit of port now, Vaughn. You just
spoke the other day about buying your new knickers, new knickers,
You got your new jockey? Yeah, I do.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
While we've been working today, I've actually put on an
order for my jockeys of choice.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I felt like some fresh as well produce a car.
When you went and brought some new undergarments.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, there must be something in the air, or is
it the time of the year. I don't know, but
I do. I decided that I've just been really wearing
some really shitty came up bras that weren't doing anything
for me, and you know, as a fellow fluctuator, I
just decided I need to go get measured.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yes, okay, the same.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I haven't been measured since I was a teenager. I
used to love going to like the bend On outlet
and be like, oh my god, what are these fun
prints that no one wants to buy? That I can
because they Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Just because I've never experienced this as a man, but
as a woman, I'm a him. You go in and
another woman you stand in front of another woman kneude.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
You could do bra on or tits out.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, so this.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Would be a great job for a lesbian.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Well, it's because you do. Also you want to go
to I go tits out because then you get a
bit of measure on it because the brier wearing isn't
is it changing how they hang? No hang being the
word I'm really dealing with.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Did you go tits out?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
No? Well actually I didn't go t it's out. She
just measured over the bra that I was already wearing.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
But yeah, but then there'll be an extra couple of
meals there with the bra you were wearing.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I was just wearing a bra let. There probably wasn't
that much not that much difference anyway. So this lovely
lady I walk when I walk into the star store,
I just go straight to the lady and I say,
can I please get measured? And she said, yeah, let
me go get our professional And I was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Wow, it sounds like you must have to do a
day course to get.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Certified, because you don't want some like, you know, seventeen
year old coming in looking at Natty's and being like
probably like an a and then your thumb and you
know those honkers in Yeah, And.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So then she goes and gets this other lady who
I actually don't know her name, but honestly, she's giving
like a.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Beverly we love a bra fitting with a bess.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yes, she was like quite sure in comparison to me,
which felt weird.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
That's what you want them height, you do.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Older lady, and she did. She messured over the bra,
but then she was like, are you had comfortable with
me being in here when you try them on? And
I was like, hell, yeah, I want to full service.
I want to make sure you're doing it right. Anyways,
it's just a job that.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You applied for after school as well. I constantly applying
for it. Yeah, many many times.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
It looks like it looks like you're digging in there.
You can just get my eyes on there.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Do you mind if I'm in here while you try
this on? Yeah? Yeah, I can see what undy as well.
Do you mind if I'm in here? We need that size.
I can see why they said no to that after
school job.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
So anyway, I just became best friends with this woman
because anyway, we did end up going tits out because
it's the best way to get the fet She would
loosen the thing, which everyone knows the worst, but she
would perfectly do it too that she knew this many
centimeters each time. She would put it on my arms
like my arms are straight out, as if I'm like planking.
(03:12):
She would put it on my arms and then lift
it over and then pop it together. Lovely, sir, just chatting.
She loved my nails. We were discussing nails. She's asking
what I'd do. We were chatting away, just having the
best time. It's my dits were constantly out.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, on off, on, off, on off.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
May find a nice fitting bran.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I did, and you know I went for a nood
in a black because that's all naples and one is
one size and one as the other.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yes, this is the thing. You can't just go in
and be like, I'm a fourteen double deal whatever. And
then in one brand you're a twelve V and another
one you're a sixteen S.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
But it's it's the same exact bra, just different colors,
and one is the size of one as the other side.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
When they're different sizes. Yeah, but they're the same size.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Are your titties the same size? You left and you're
right I think so, yeah, thing, I.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Thought there was always like feet slightly.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Slightly but something. I have one friend who has a
whole cup size different. Oh wow, and it's really obvious,
and so she gets custom made bras, one that has
a bit of she gets the top, gets a top
up in one of the cups.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
All she could do is buy two bras and cut
down the middle the med stitch the med.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
No, I still have leftovers.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, but just find another person with other uneven even
titties true Facebook Marketplace, You're.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Perfect, Matt. Yes, yeah, you've got a friend who's got
a twelve and then she's twelve BG.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
But there would have to be on the other side side.
But that also means you could slow dance together two bras,
so together might be cheaper than getting a custom bra
could be. You could you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is great. This is
a timely reminder. I think I'm dueiffer as a a
fluctuator who's fluxhed right, bloody becker.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, because I feel like we've gone, we've become an
adult woman, and we've gone we know our birds and mean, actually,
I was wearing two sizes too big yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I've done all the courses, A warm up my hands
when there was a reason you didn't get that after
school job, even though but I did get the job once.
But they come in and be like, oh, yeah, no, you
only wanted to me. You can't.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
What do you call her
From the Zadium Podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleetborn and Hayley's a little bit of hot. Welcome
to a little bit of port now, Vaughn. You just
spoke the other day about buying your new knickers, new knickers,
You got your new jockey? Yeah, I do.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
While we've been working today, I've actually put on an
order for my jockeys of choice.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I felt like some fresh as well produce a car.
When you went and brought some new undergarments.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, there must be something in the air, or is
it the time of the year. I don't know, but
I do. I decided that I've just been really wearing
some really shitty came up bras that weren't doing anything
for me, and you know, as a fellow fluctuator, I
just decided I need to go get measured.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yes, okay, the same.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I haven't been measured since I was a teenager. I
used to love going to like the bend On outlet
and be like, oh my god, what are these fun
prints that no one wants to buy? That I can
because they Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Just because I've never experienced this as a man, but
as a woman, I'm a him. You go in and
another woman you stand in front of another woman kneude.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
You could do bra on or tits out.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, so this.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Would be a great job for a lesbian.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Well, it's because you do. Also you want to go
to I go tits out because then you get a
bit of measure on it because the brier wearing isn't
is it changing how they hang? No hang being the
word I'm really dealing with.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Did you go tits out?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
No? Well actually I didn't go t it's out. She
just measured over the bra that I was already wearing.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
But yeah, but then there'll be an extra couple of
meals there with the bra you were wearing.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I was just wearing a bra let. There probably wasn't
that much not that much difference anyway. So this lovely
lady I walk when I walk into the star store,
I just go straight to the lady and I say,
can I please get measured? And she said, yeah, let
me go get our professional And I was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Wow, it sounds like you must have to do a
day course to get.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Certified, because you don't want some like, you know, seventeen
year old coming in looking at Natty's and being like
probably like an a and then your thumb and you
know those honkers in Yeah, And.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So then she goes and gets this other lady who
I actually don't know her name, but honestly, she's giving
like a.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Beverly we love a bra fitting with a bess.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yes, she was like quite sure in comparison to me,
which felt weird.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
That's what you want them height, you do.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Older lady, and she did. She messured over the bra,
but then she was like, are you had comfortable with
me being in here when you try them on? And
I was like, hell, yeah, I want to full service.
I want to make sure you're doing it right. Anyways,
it's just a job that.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You applied for after school as well. I constantly applying
for it. Yeah, many many times.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
It looks like it looks like you're digging in there.
You can just get my eyes on there.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Do you mind if I'm in here while you try
this on? Yeah? Yeah, I can see what undy as well.
Do you mind if I'm in here? We need that size.
I can see why they said no to that after
school job.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
So anyway, I just became best friends with this woman
because anyway, we did end up going tits out because
it's the best way to get the fet She would
loosen the thing, which everyone knows the worst, but she
would perfectly do it too that she knew this many
centimeters each time. She would put it on my arms
like my arms are straight out, as if I'm like planking.
(03:12):
She would put it on my arms and then lift
it over and then pop it together. Lovely, sir, just chatting.
She loved my nails. We were discussing nails. She's asking
what I'd do. We were chatting away, just having the
best time. It's my dits were constantly out.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, on off, on, off, on off.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
May find a nice fitting bran.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I did, and you know I went for a nood
in a black because that's all naples and one is
one size and one as the other.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yes, this is the thing. You can't just go in
and be like, I'm a fourteen double deal whatever. And
then in one brand you're a twelve V and another
one you're a sixteen S.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
But it's it's the same exact bra, just different colors,
and one is the size of one as the other side.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
When they're different sizes. Yeah, but they're the same size.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Are your titties the same size? You left and you're
right I think so, yeah, thing, I.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Thought there was always like feet slightly.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Slightly but something. I have one friend who has a
whole cup size different. Oh wow, and it's really obvious,
and so she gets custom made bras, one that has
a bit of she gets the top, gets a top
up in one of the cups.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
All she could do is buy two bras and cut
down the middle the med stitch the med.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
No, I still have leftovers.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, but just find another person with other uneven even
titties true Facebook Marketplace, You're.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Perfect, Matt. Yes, yeah, you've got a friend who's got
a twelve and then she's twelve BG.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
But there would have to be on the other side side.
But that also means you could slow dance together two bras,
so together might be cheaper than getting a custom bra
could be. You could you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is great. This is
a timely reminder. I think I'm dueiffer as a a
fluctuator who's fluxhed right, bloody becker.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, because I feel like we've gone, we've become an
adult woman, and we've gone we know our birds and mean, actually,
I was wearing two sizes too big yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I've done all the courses, A warm up my hands
when there was a reason you didn't get that after
school job, even though but I did get the job once.
But they come in and be like, oh, yeah, no, you
only wanted to me. You can't.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
What do you call her
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