August 1, 2026 • 7 mins
On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Vaughan and the Mushroom Man!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zitium podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleet and Haley's It's a little bit of pod
Welcome to a little bit of pond. I went shopping
with my girlfriend. She was buying a coat. Wait, yes,
we can shorthand that you want to get your short
We don't need to go through this every time. We
can shorthand that it's still funny though, I said, very
(00:23):
very cold lately. And I'm fully blaming her because she
bought this coat and she's like, it's never going to
be cold enough to wear us. In Auckland. It's literally
been cold enough every day since it's been frost. It
never gets cold in Auckland, and it has been. It
has been, which is great because she just spent money
on it's like really nice coat.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
And you know, I've got that coat. That was the
most expensive thing I've.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Ever bought it and I've been waiting for Auckland to
get cold enough to wear it, and now it is
and I'm too fat.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I've done it.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
You've done it.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Netland's come to the party. I've left the party right.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Well, we were in the shop and the lady said, well,
she wanted to earn a small and the lady said,
I'm just gonna have to pop next to and upstairs
into the storeroom to get it in a small but
my coworkers just popped out to get coffee. I can't
leave the store unattended. I said, I'll be in charge
of the store. I'll be security. She didn't find that
as funny as I intended it to bed, so we
(01:14):
moved on. Yeah, and we had to wait. So while
we were waiting for a coworker to come back from
getting coffee, and she's only a couple of minutes and
totally fair enough. It was like Saturday morning, she said,
what else have you guys got planned today? I said, well,
we're going to go to the Auckland Wildlife. We're going
to go to the World Wildlife Photography. What I mentioned.
What I mentioned? And she's like, oh, okay, I've never
(01:35):
been to that. My cousin's a photographer though. And I said,
everyone that sounded like you do the fart, You just
dreamed a knife through the paper.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Okay, hang on, we bought them a knife for us.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, that's day from further out centered about like a fart.
I just wanted to explain that because other people, Oh,
that was quite cool, a bit of it, so she
would do a whole podcast on knifing paper.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Should we do an? A?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Of should we do an? I don't like that too
high now.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
So she said, my cousin's a photographer and I said
what does he take photos of? And she said mushrooms?
And I said, I love mushrooms. Huge fan of mushrooms.
I'm a huge fan eating them. I think they're beautiful.
I think that fascinating fungus is very fascinating. And I
am one hundred percent one get a micro dose to
rewire this problematic brain of mind. I don't think I'm
(02:28):
going to get.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I'm interested in this micro dosing perfect.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I think you're thinking of Max dosing this, Max do
afternoon with some pink Floyd on this on the stereo
and all the time along and be your safety and
you're a good boy. That's let us open the front gate. Okay,
but what if I am all looks Max, well, you
guys are a mushroom. He takes photos of mushrooms. And
(02:54):
she's like, and I'll find him on Instagram and I'm like, okay,
and then she's typing this and she's like, he's just
said a coffee book printed. I'm just like, dude, what
a coffee book of musher?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Gate keeping this account? Here's how you find.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
This guy's account had a net with a follow.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
This guy's mushroom like mushroom. Look at this Look Hayley, mushroom.
Look at that photo. That's how big it is. Conpiguous
finger fuck off. This is what happened in the shop.
This is what happened in the shop. She's like, this
is one of them, and we me and Amy are
just like next. He must have a bloody good lin.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
He's got an he's probably got an opos. You just
spat something out of the mixie.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I'm talking about mushrooms. Gosh, he must have an incredible lens.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Because a manicure too. Those look like.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
The size of like a hundreds and thousands. They are
the tiny time What is that tiny? Okay, So here's
he followed this account. This is so coold, this is
really so cool. I'm going to spell it out, okay, okay,
because I think it said science sense, but it is
spout c C. Why why a.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
A in in e e s s e e in
in s s.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
E e sion sense?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Why escence.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
No, there's not enough on the in there for another even.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Scion since it is cy Okay, well that's incredible.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I take it back. He is a mushroom for the one.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Look at that.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh my god, this is all around New Zealand. Yeah,
he's in New Zealand only mushrooms only. He's only done
a New Zealand And I said to her, has he
photographed the one on the fifty dollars? Because even we
did Mushroom BacT of the Day And I said, we've
got that blue mushroom on our shit. Look at it wrong,
but I'm gonna get you.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Christmas has so.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Then his book right, So she's showing us. She's like,
we're just like, this is amazing. Instant follows all around.
Then the workman a rise back with the coffees. Yeah,
because we're buying a coat. Yeah, and for god has
bloody the coat's getting tried on, the coats getting discussed
between the ladies. I'm just like like just rolling these mushrooms.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I just asked for the woman listening because they're gonn
want to know what kind of coat? Like what style
are we trench? Are we puffer? Are we are we sports?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Jacker.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Do we shack it?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Are we?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
It's like motorcycle trench.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
It sounds like a.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Trench coat.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
No, it's shorter than a trench.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
It's or nice nice, nice camera sounds.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It's waxed. Yeah, okay. When she put it on and
I said, oh, little Paddington beer, that didn't go down well,
Paddington beer. And he's got a coffee book. And so
then we go to the museum, We go to the
wildlife photography thing. Then we go for a look in
the museum shop, because there's some lovely things in the
museum shops, Goodeous for Christmas and gifts and the books
and the the books in the gift shop is phenomenal,
(06:01):
mushroom famous.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Did you buy it?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
No? I didn't buy it.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Artists, you want to take the free bees? Ye, you're
going to screenshots Instagram and print it out and put
up as free art.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You want to do that. I'm not going to do that.
It was one of those things where it was like,
don't buy that, because I'm a hard person to buy
gifts because I just buy myself and probably just buy that. Yeah,
so it's on that. It's on a list of like
I guess a guest list. But that's hot.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
This is hot.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, okay, c y A N E s E N
s E amazing. It's time you working radio. It's a podcast.
It's not fucking lives, says say Saint Pierre's and this
Saint Piers.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Same p is gonna love our sushi.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Sushi, sushi, sushi, juicy Sushiagary, we've got that.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Sad and come out and you're like, that's wait a minute.
It was right at the start I forgot.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
We were I going for the sushi and you want
to go into some other place.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, and then then just the sushi. Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
St.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Pierre's has funded sushi for another sushi.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
HeSE apologize to us and the advertising and
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Apologize to and repetition to apologize to repetition
From the Zitium podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleet and Haley's It's a little bit of pod
Welcome to a little bit of pond. I went shopping
with my girlfriend. She was buying a coat. Wait, yes,
we can shorthand that you want to get your short
We don't need to go through this every time. We
can shorthand that it's still funny though, I said, very
(00:23):
very cold lately. And I'm fully blaming her because she
bought this coat and she's like, it's never going to
be cold enough to wear us. In Auckland. It's literally
been cold enough every day since it's been frost. It
never gets cold in Auckland, and it has been. It
has been, which is great because she just spent money
on it's like really nice coat.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
And you know, I've got that coat. That was the
most expensive thing I've.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Ever bought it and I've been waiting for Auckland to
get cold enough to wear it, and now it is
and I'm too fat.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I've done it.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
You've done it.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Netland's come to the party. I've left the party right.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Well, we were in the shop and the lady said, well,
she wanted to earn a small and the lady said,
I'm just gonna have to pop next to and upstairs
into the storeroom to get it in a small but
my coworkers just popped out to get coffee. I can't
leave the store unattended. I said, I'll be in charge
of the store. I'll be security. She didn't find that
as funny as I intended it to bed, so we
(01:14):
moved on. Yeah, and we had to wait. So while
we were waiting for a coworker to come back from
getting coffee, and she's only a couple of minutes and
totally fair enough. It was like Saturday morning, she said,
what else have you guys got planned today? I said, well,
we're going to go to the Auckland Wildlife. We're going
to go to the World Wildlife Photography. What I mentioned.
What I mentioned? And she's like, oh, okay, I've never
(01:35):
been to that. My cousin's a photographer though. And I said,
everyone that sounded like you do the fart, You just
dreamed a knife through the paper.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Okay, hang on, we bought them a knife for us.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, that's day from further out centered about like a fart.
I just wanted to explain that because other people, Oh,
that was quite cool, a bit of it, so she
would do a whole podcast on knifing paper.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Should we do an? A?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Of should we do an? I don't like that too
high now.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
So she said, my cousin's a photographer and I said
what does he take photos of? And she said mushrooms?
And I said, I love mushrooms. Huge fan of mushrooms.
I'm a huge fan eating them. I think they're beautiful.
I think that fascinating fungus is very fascinating. And I
am one hundred percent one get a micro dose to
rewire this problematic brain of mind. I don't think I'm
(02:28):
going to get.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I'm interested in this micro dosing perfect.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I think you're thinking of Max dosing this, Max do
afternoon with some pink Floyd on this on the stereo
and all the time along and be your safety and
you're a good boy. That's let us open the front gate. Okay,
but what if I am all looks Max, well, you
guys are a mushroom. He takes photos of mushrooms. And
(02:54):
she's like, and I'll find him on Instagram and I'm like, okay,
and then she's typing this and she's like, he's just
said a coffee book printed. I'm just like, dude, what
a coffee book of musher?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Gate keeping this account? Here's how you find.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
This guy's account had a net with a follow.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
This guy's mushroom like mushroom. Look at this Look Hayley, mushroom.
Look at that photo. That's how big it is. Conpiguous
finger fuck off. This is what happened in the shop.
This is what happened in the shop. She's like, this
is one of them, and we me and Amy are
just like next. He must have a bloody good lin.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
He's got an he's probably got an opos. You just
spat something out of the mixie.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I'm talking about mushrooms. Gosh, he must have an incredible lens.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Because a manicure too. Those look like.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
The size of like a hundreds and thousands. They are
the tiny time What is that tiny? Okay, So here's
he followed this account. This is so coold, this is
really so cool. I'm going to spell it out, okay, okay,
because I think it said science sense, but it is
spout c C. Why why a.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
A in in e e s s e e in
in s s.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
E e sion sense?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Why escence.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
No, there's not enough on the in there for another even.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Scion since it is cy Okay, well that's incredible.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I take it back. He is a mushroom for the one.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Look at that.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh my god, this is all around New Zealand. Yeah,
he's in New Zealand only mushrooms only. He's only done
a New Zealand And I said to her, has he
photographed the one on the fifty dollars? Because even we
did Mushroom BacT of the Day And I said, we've
got that blue mushroom on our shit. Look at it wrong,
but I'm gonna get you.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Christmas has so.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Then his book right, So she's showing us. She's like,
we're just like, this is amazing. Instant follows all around.
Then the workman a rise back with the coffees. Yeah,
because we're buying a coat. Yeah, and for god has
bloody the coat's getting tried on, the coats getting discussed
between the ladies. I'm just like like just rolling these mushrooms.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I just asked for the woman listening because they're gonn
want to know what kind of coat? Like what style
are we trench? Are we puffer? Are we are we sports?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Jacker.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Do we shack it?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Are we?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
It's like motorcycle trench.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
It sounds like a.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Trench coat.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
No, it's shorter than a trench.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
It's or nice nice, nice camera sounds.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It's waxed. Yeah, okay. When she put it on and
I said, oh, little Paddington beer, that didn't go down well,
Paddington beer. And he's got a coffee book. And so
then we go to the museum, We go to the
wildlife photography thing. Then we go for a look in
the museum shop, because there's some lovely things in the
museum shops, Goodeous for Christmas and gifts and the books
and the the books in the gift shop is phenomenal,
(06:01):
mushroom famous.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Did you buy it?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
No? I didn't buy it.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Artists, you want to take the free bees? Ye, you're
going to screenshots Instagram and print it out and put
up as free art.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You want to do that. I'm not going to do that.
It was one of those things where it was like,
don't buy that, because I'm a hard person to buy
gifts because I just buy myself and probably just buy that. Yeah,
so it's on that. It's on a list of like
I guess a guest list. But that's hot.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
This is hot.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, okay, c y A N E s E N
s E amazing. It's time you working radio. It's a podcast.
It's not fucking lives, says say Saint Pierre's and this
Saint Piers.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Same p is gonna love our sushi.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Sushi, sushi, sushi, juicy Sushiagary, we've got that.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Sad and come out and you're like, that's wait a minute.
It was right at the start I forgot.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
We were I going for the sushi and you want
to go into some other place.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, and then then just the sushi. Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
St.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Pierre's has funded sushi for another sushi.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
HeSE apologize to us and the advertising and
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Apologize to and repetition to apologize to repetition
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