Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 3rd August 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Patsy's back with her marketplace punishers!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleet and Hayley's it's a little bit of pod.
Welcome to a little bit of pod.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Now, did I mention this? I mentioned this?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Was it pod or on the big When I said
to my mom, here's a light. You know, he's a light,
and it's it's someone's selling a cheap version of the
expensive lights that you wanted.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
You did mention and she swooped in on trademen purchasing.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
And purchased style using my credit card.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
By the way, you've got to get your mom her
own credit card.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
But she's an unemployed they won't give it to her.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
You rock into retirement where a credit card. No one's
going to give you one a card.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
She's nearly on hardship, or it's extremely expensive, you know,
jumping between it end.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
I'm really surprised your credit card company hasn't canceled it,
considering it's being used in two countries at once.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
It's like, where the are you?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, I don't know. So the saga continues with this
effing light.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
This is a light because you're gonna do some renos
of the garage, the.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Garage and turn into a flat for them. Yeah, keep
them out. They're not insulating it, not plumbing it. Now
I'm doing it all proper, but I know she's one
of this light for ages. I was like, well, I'll
put it in her space out there.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Cheap chip chap. She gets it fine.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
End of I lead you to this. You got your light?
Just messaged me this morning. How you placed next week? Now,
if anyone asked me that question.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
They know terribly, terribly horrendous schedule.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
At the moment I said why, she said, oh, they
don't want to courier the light and it's too big
and it's pick up.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
I said, it's Awklord. Now she said, yeah, fucking walkworth Man.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Oh no, that's a that's Upper Rodney. That's like saying Wellington,
but it's in Livin.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Like she does this all the time. Oh I bought this?
Can you pick it up for they?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
I bought this.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
It's awful.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
That's awklate and it's always miles away. And then I've
got to do this, go pick up this thing. Got
to dry for miles for this light that she's just
didn't fucking want.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Also, is that gonna fit in your car? It feels
like Vaughan's gonna need to take the ute.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I mean it might be that Vaughn just has to
go and pick it up. What did you pick up
for me?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
This was good, Patsy did this as well. My whole life,
I've dreamed of owning a something rather dressed.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Power all boy, a Cody tall boy.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
You know, it's got these things in my whole life.
You I was, I want, I've got nothing to do.
I've got nothing to offer you, Patsy.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
And so there was early days when I was started
seeing Amy as well as like one thing to do
before we pop out to my place. She's like, what
is it? I like, just it's hard to explain.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'm just picking up a small set of drawers.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
A free man left to get the to get the
thing that was behaved. The tailgate was down.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
I had strops everywhere, calling the pets.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
He's like a lovely thing.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
So much okay, well, she said, pay me in a
bottle of Jamison's though, So one drive to walk.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Oh wow, the cheapest whisky you can get anyway. So
it's carry on on this bloody gripe with my mother.
Then on the note that dresser, right, it's a project.
She's doing it up. It's been set in the garage, so.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
You dropped it off.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, and you know, so the garage has to get
emptied so I can transform it for you. Patsy, that
thing sits here, and she's like, no, please, you know
it's a project I'm going to work on. It is
falling apart, it is flaking apart, it is hdriddled with.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
My house.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
You only just got rid of the boor around your house.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
And she's she's importing more boys. I put it in
the big skip that you're getting.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I've got a skip literally raving a couple of days,
I see. I sent her a picture. I said, final chance.
I said, are you actually going to do this up?
She said, yes, it's my dream.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
No, I get rid of that.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
I'm just going to take an next to her.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, I would burn really.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Nice native burn on it.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Jesus