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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fletch for one and Haley's It's a little bit
of Pod.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Welcome to a little bit of Pod. I was hit
by a car.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Oh my god, Darling, I was remember when I save
Vaughn's life.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Were actually I would have been, There's no I would
have That bus would have killed me. Yeah, for sure,
that bus would have fucking bof It would have been
a gory mess.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, you did an explosion.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
It was insane, but really died. Those that don't know
the story, we were going to a cafe. We had
a small window at work. We're nipping down for a
sweet treat, and there was some were they oak with
sunglasses or ray bans? They look like raybans, Yeah, raybn
star the gutter on the side of the road and
I leaned down to get them, and in one scoop
I grabbed them and Fletcher had already crossed the road
(00:47):
and I was like, hey, Flitch, and I went to
step on and Haley just grabbed my shirt and pulled
me back and this bus just went.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I felt it.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Like you either would have died or right now you'd
be in one of those line of bids eating out
of a straw and.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
FLI and I would be at work being like you
go today.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I'd be at work, get wheeled and be like fact, yes, but.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yesterday I an't connected with you.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah, connected didn't So are you okay? I was running? Yeah,
suburban running. Oh yeah, girlfriend and I go suburban running. Oh,
that's discussed. Exercise together and encourage each other.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I've never exercised. I hate exercising. Work people. We do
classes together. That's fine in a group, but.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I don't do workouts with friends.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Run the pace.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I was running slightly faster than her, and so I
started doing like sideways running and she's like, don't do that.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I hate that. Don't mock that.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Run run up, and then when you get to somewhere
you're happy with, turn around and run back and do that.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I'd rather that than you. Crab crab brand And I.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Don't know if it's because I've got skinny legs. Crab
running looks disgusting.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's it.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I'm very aware skinny, very white, very skinny legs.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
The crab run would look yeah, atrocious.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's a man with a face that doesn't look like
he knows how to have six crab.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Running, just emphasizing the face. Yeah really well really white legs. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
And so we're running and I'm keeping an eye out
and this car just comes flying out of its driveway
and reverse.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
And like bangs into me. And I'm like whoa. And
it was kind of like but not knocked me to
the groundary.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
In the now hard hit the table as hard as
it hit you.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
That's I hated that. And I was like whoa, whoa,
And they were like, so sorry, oh my god, sorry.
I looked. Here's the irony, the sticker on the head
on the back of their car. On screens, look twice
for motorcycles.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
You're not a motorcycle though, bro, They're only looking for motorcycles.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah. I looked twice for motorcycles, didn't see one. So
I just have flying out of my driveway and reverse.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
For runners, twice for motorcycles.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Because I assume pedestrians have the right of way you'd
think crosses the driveway.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I'm always very careful of it.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
And like onemer when the girls were little and we
lived in town and then driving push bikes, given the
ship the scream along just thinking car was going to
back out.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I've told the story before about my dad a on
the pot, I believe when my dad tapped someone coming
out of a driveway and then it just gave him
a business card to be like, shit, sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I was like, no, I'm fine, won't you give him
a business card? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It was such a light little tap that he literally
had the footage because it was outside of a supermarket.
He's the sweetest, He's the sweetest out with anything. Why
shouldn't have because Nick minut, my dad loses his license
for six months and the guy milks the bloody insurance system.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Really, yeah, so your dad didn't have to pay him anything.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
No, he just lost his license for rickless driving or
whatever it was. But he was creeping up to each
his nose past a truck to get onto a one
way rod.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
So what did the other guy end up getting? He
was like, I can't work a you see.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I've got endless headaches. That kind of shit. He like
tapped him in the leg. It was an absolute bullshit.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
But flight radar that flying that looks like it is
it an immorates a three eighty.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, but I'm not the only person that does this
every time. Because I thought it came at a different time, Born,
is it earlier?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I've got a fucking nude.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
I'm going to Sunday. It's an immirate three.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Sunday nine am, playing the guys over my house and
it's a Singapore Airlines to Singapore and I am always
like Singapore.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
The amount of people that are so impressive.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
How do you know that all I've done has been
out on the jetway on Sundays at nine am forever?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Jesus.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh, yes, it's twenty minutes. It's twenty five minutes early.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
That's why it flying home. Wow, were you corrected? It
was an A three eighty it was Born? Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Do you know the way to remember if it's a
real loading plane?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Ag are ah for real? Only? Because Haley, would you fear?
That's a really handy to.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
When Hailey's trying to select his seat and some of
the planes go from the rear and you some you
bought at the front, She's like, which one I need
to select my seat?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I'm like, we've been through them to use the rale
at R the.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Planes trains.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I'm having six and Bourbon