Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 10th August 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Hayley's now traumatised :( 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the zitim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleet for one and Hayley's it's a little bit
of pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. The Cat,
my cat, Cheato, the Orange Menace, who I've actually bonded
with intensely, but he still doesn't really want to bond
with me right, still likes he likes me as long
as no one else is around, But the minute anywhere
else is around, he's like, it's gum bag. And he

(00:23):
knew you was said.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
I think KT's a good at knowing when you're said,
is really good at it.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
He well, he fell out of favor with both daughters
and girlfriend when he, in front of them murdered a rabbit,
A rabbit, a cute one too. So I was mucking
around as I do. I was on a side quist
as I do, sit out to do one thing, end
up doing twelve other things and forgeting about the initial thing.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
There's a four letter diagnosis EIGHTHD.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
People are like, oh, it's another side quist. Yeah, yeah,
I can't catch you, can't diagnose you. And I heard
a noise and I was like, I'm familiar with that
noise and then her dad and I was like, what
we think she has got a rabbit. I was like,
he's definitely got a rabbit. I can hear it squealing.
They scream, man, that horrible, horrible sound, and they were

(01:11):
like savor.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
It.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Like I was like, like, is piercing because I think
it's too alert a rabbit to come and save it.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
We just go with the cute.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
One likeit Oa, this cat's buddy me. Yeah, it's like that.
So it's like that stop stop biting my throat tar
like oh wah. So I'm like okay. So then the
cat appears with the rabbit in the mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Little rabbit.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
This is inside outside, So this is.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
A baby rabbit because you can'ts not you he's taking
full holy shirt like as big as him.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Sort of heresy. My mom's cant my mum and dad's
cat they taking them rabbits all the time. Yeah, all the.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Time, really, nebbit internationalists.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Rabbits are avasive, piste.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
And floppy won't because I want to pit a rabbit.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, he hit them floppy floppy ones at some point.
I don't know sloppied ones would survive long in the wild.
Traditional what what is the breed of rabbit? We have?
Rascally rascally, that's right. So he brings the rabbit out
by the throat because he can hear all this kerfuffle

(02:31):
and they're yelling cheeto, cheto. He's like, what's up, I'm
halfway through murder. You're interrupting me.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, you're interrupting.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Get off and running at him, and he just pours
on the front of the rabbit and just crack. And
I was it was rabbit, and then the rabbit was not,
And yeah, the rabbit was And what would the what
was your girlfriend and your girls? Stream? So horrible? How
could he do that? Don't you did come near me?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
And is he doing it to eat it?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Just?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Did you meet it?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
You catch one of those nature documentary?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Do you remember when the War?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Was it the Wases that jumped off the sea? Lions
jumped off that cliff? I think I ever watched the Cove.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
I watched the really crying already that was so awful.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
I refuse to watch the Cove. But that one with
the Warriss were chucking themselves off a cleft. Yeah, that
was real thing. I was just like when the was
it the band you had to escape the snakes? No,
that was an iguanas. But it got it, got through
it away. Yes, the best part about that was when
Snoop Dogg did the running commentary on it. Yes, it
was great and we.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Should just watch it like it's good. It's a day
I feel.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Like a cry the Warris part. I know I'm never
watching that again in my life.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Morrises, neither group suicide.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
I don't think that's what it was called docco. Wasn't
it something?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
It was somebody to don't watch the cove by the way,
I'm not going to. I don't think I've ever cried
harder in my life.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
That was harrowing, Okay, and I'm sitting in silent thinking
what can we do? I know I really like my
octopus teacher because I find octopi, octopuses and squids cephalopod family.
I find them, apart from the South African guys of
it weird. Yeah, but you should watch it. I think
you'd like it. Yeah, you've got to dick out by
the oct study.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
No no, no, no science there and he's watching They've
got no no.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I can still remember, Oh my god, I don't want to.
I don't want to watch it.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Jesus Hailey put that Okay, anyway, I think we'll leave that.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Don't watch it. If you haven't seen it, you don't
need to see it. Why did you do that to yourself?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Why did you do that? I sorted to feel something