Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 13th August 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Hayley's dipping her toes into AliExpress...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zitium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleet Fororn and Hayley's it's a little bit of pod.
Welcome to a little bit of pod.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
We're going to talk about this a little bit maybe
in another pod because I think it's its own break.
But I'm doing crafts at the moment.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yes, yeah, And.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
What happened is I bought something for a craft and
I got it and it was like kind of not
the right color. So I've ordered something in a bit
of color that's arriving in the country. Yeah, it's from
Ali Express, right, Okay, yeah, right, I don't use ali Express,
and I clearly haven't used ali Express for six years

(00:36):
because you went to tim Because I bloody how man,
I'm gonna team.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I've gone back to Ali Express because I may have
the stupid fucking website and all the stupid spinny wheel have.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Seen lately on Timmy with the spinny wheel, it's like
it seys in brackets at the bottom that it's all bullshit. Anywhay,
you're going to get the best thing. Of course it is,
of course it is. It actually said like this is
purely a graphic for entertainment purposes. You will get, will
get and I'm just get rid of it.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
You're gonna buy all the ship that you don't need
just to make the minimum amountain gone on.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'm full team at the moment, right like because of
this craft thing. But there was one they didn't have
the colors they wanted to that went on. This We're
arly Express now. Listen. I know I'm an absolute whore
for the Chinese mass manufacturer. Okay, but here we are.
So I've done this again. I've spoken about this over
the years. This fucking package is getting delivered to the

(01:29):
house I owned five years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh poor guy, Remember Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Haley two hourses ago is getting this freaking package delivered.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Sometimes you can log onto the courier if it's ends
in so you can log on and do a redirect.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Because I'm too embarrassed. Man. This happened on a mighty
ape delivery on Christmas Day, remember, and it got delivered
there because I don't use these websites, and I thought
I just went through the process of you know, shop
pay or Apple pay or whatever where it knows my address.
But I just saw it's arriving in the house five
years ago. And this poor guy always missed because he

(02:09):
sometimes listens to the radio in the pod.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I messaged me like, hey, well at least he's not like,
you know, not a fan. And he's opening it and
having a laugh, having a.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Laugh that I've bought sort of burgundy fringing, meters and
meters of burgundy fringing, so weird on that later.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I don't know why you need meters and meters of
burgundy fringing, but here we are frascinating.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh it's so bad. I've done this so many times
over the years and get sent to this flat and
the poor guy messages me and leaves it out, or
I'm going to pick it up and have a weird
conversation and be like, oh, how's the house? You know,
is it still sucking orange?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
You know?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Sorry about that when we lost down the mines, you know, like,
how are you? How are you guys? And I'll be
it's not you guys. Anyone's just guys.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Leave it in the can, you just be like, leave
it in the letter box.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
But then I don't want the old neighbor attached to
that because it was a joint house to see me.
She was an old old lady and she's sort of
harassing it.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I just heard it. I chuck a hoodie on, pull
it up, get it out of the at least then
people will just think you're dealing drugs.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
He can just have it. He can have meters and
meters of how much do we spend nothing, It was
Army Express, it was coin