Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 16th August 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... the first official episode of White Girls Rap!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's a little bit of pod. Welcome to a little
bit of pod. I was at the Jymney today and
we can tell actually, bruh bruh, and no pip tides
until they're leg alone of one of them.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
I recond because the expense of the legal ones. Should
we do a little pit And just like, I trust
you guys so much sharing and.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Stop sharing And they are joking. Of course you are
talking about.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Prescription, am I we're joking to when not?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
So I just had my playlist on listen and music
and workout, brob, I'm not doing Born spider Man workout.
It's nothing crazy like that. And then my my ear
pods start like crowding out, like I've walked away from
my phone and I'm like, oh, I don't phone on me.
And I've done a couple of like different seats on
different machines, and so I go up to the last machine,

(01:03):
it's not there. And then I go to the next machine.
I'm walking further away from where I was, and the
music just cuts out completely and it's like cold, where's
my phone? And so I turn on my watch and
it's like thirty four meters away. I'm like, oh, someone's
I've obviously left it next to a machine, and someone's, oh,
be a good person and hand it in at reception.
He just leave it there like no one's stealing it, No.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
One steals the phone on no one's.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
No one's stealing phones anymore, right when they streets of
London and London. So I go, I go up to reception,
I say, and I look at the lady and I
see my phone on the thing and she's like oh,
and she packs up my phone and she hands it
to me. She's not She's like Maroon five pay phone, Eh.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Oh, how they would shine?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Oh my god, laughing at me. And I'm like what,
And I'm like, oh, because it's just some random I
was going to play it. I don't want to play
it on my Spotify. I don't want to plan on
my Spotify, don't. But I just go like Maroon Fire,
it's actually maroone Fline's biggest song. Look to the Spotify.
I don't ever want to dot it's.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Going to do suggested songs and suggested playlists.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Going to be I'm not doing. I'm you do one
of those. I'm gonna have to log out of YouTube
and look it up on YouTube. No, we're not playing ads.
It is thank you. One of the s is one
of the greatest bands.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Even Republic.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I'll make the sacrifice she does.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Actually, on my birthday, Carlhen and I did a crafternoon,
and because it was my birthday, I got to put
on music and I made her listen to the entire
discography of Maroon five.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
But I don't know, lady the gym is going to
think I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
A gay page explicit version because he says, like a
fucking pisce to fucking came home.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I can do this. I don't know. We are sorry.
It's a silence woman.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
I can do this rap. Actually, yeah, it's a fucking
bag of a wrap.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
You can see how I was in Jesus A twelve
will released the year and he was born twenty on.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
There's a line that says, now I'm going to pay
phone man. Fuck that shirt. I'll be spinning all this
money while you're sitting around.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
There's a whisk for w rep. Yeah, okay, it's a
great song. How many strings is a headborn? It's a
great round because I can't see it because I'm but
now that I'm doing it and then billion. Yeah. When
I go to swiping at the gem, she's gonna be million.
Oh he's fucking Maroon five is back today on his
bloody protein. Oh you're singing a line I have the baby,

(03:56):
it's all wrong. Great song, break song. I want to
hear the girl producing girl is doing the wreck. Oh okay, yeah,
coming up?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah, okay, great full of ship. You fucking love sound.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Okay, skipped forward.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
They got scared, They got scared. Wasn't the right Okay, okay, okay,
sho be here here c whisky up, it's not the right.
Three more lines. Really the class here it comes. See
a grand song.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
They laid up fucking song. Ship, take it away, girls
from that ship, I'll be I'm sitting around.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Wasn't you made it from the bottom?

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Now when what I'm starting? You know I was going
to push Jesus.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
And that's we're here. A podcast called White Girls Rat White.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Girl's rapp White Girls Rap on top of one of
the widest songs of all time

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Rapping with the bitches