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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zitium podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's fleets for one and Haley's it's a little bit
of pod.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Welcome to a little bit of pod. I was parked
up behind a car.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
I beat you were you you would.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Classic Ranger drivers up.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Parked up what at a one hundred k an hour, lights
flash and horn.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I was just parked waiting. My girls were getting something
in the car in front of me, said.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Twins on Board, Twins on board, Twins on board.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I was very like Japanese and animation, and like there
was one baby out once.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
I'd been like one baby out there side of the.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Quite often, quite often about to rear end and ram cars.
And I see those baby on board and Twins on
board signes, and I pulled back.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Because we actually learned the fact of the day that
it was never to alert other people to drive safely
around you, as if your car was in an accident
and you were unconscious and they didn't think to look
through the rest of the car.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Baby, that's what it's that's what the.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Baby on board stickers were originally for and ended by
the Germans.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh, of course, the baby.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
One of the best things they did make good.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
But you know now people are just letting just will
don't be con front of them, make good for all
that I stuff talk about it. So it said twins on.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Board, baby out one side, baby out the other.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I was like, okay, very like Japanese inspired. Yeah, you
see the stick like anime twins on board? Yeah, like
anime twins. And one of the babies had like was
smiling and had like a tear. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
And I was like, oh, okay, she's got twins, she's
pretty happy about it. I'm waiting there, and then I
see the lady coming towards the car with her twins.
(01:44):
Oh okay, who would have been seventeen or eighteen years.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Old, precious stile and I was just like one, precious
great life of a sticker.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
She got that sick newborns or babies. That's you know,
that's done. A great life of the car the car. Yeah, true,
bad actually unless she got a new car and like
the sticker on the old car, so she got another
new car for it.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
And I identical these twins.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
They looked really similar, yeah, very.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Very similar, if not identical, those twins where identical because
they looked so similar. Yeah, it was like I wasn't
expecting later, like mom, I know, yeah, because.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's mom, I know if I was ever, I have
three signs that would point to me if I got pregnant,
having twins, twins on my dad's side, twins on my
mom's side. And the third one is my uterus is
split in half.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
They could have half.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Literally, there's been stories before of people. I'm sure this
was a Nika Moorea's twins. They if you've got a
uterus like mine that's split one twins over here, one's
over there, and they're just happy. It's bloody, louder because
they have less space is than a normal baby.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Anyway, Lucky, you're having saved sex with multiple livers of contraception.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
That's right, That's right.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
You're never just hoping.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
No, how many how many pregnancy aticipy pictures this year alone?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Achieve to just get a subscription, oh my god, every
every month. That's like when you buy your bits and
pieces that get delivered regularly every month.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
It must be my pregnancy test. It used to be
a lot, lucky because I just needed to pass.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Obviously, I'm not promoting having unsafe sex if you're not
trying to plan for a family. But when before my
menstrual cycle kind of regulated, it was worse because I'd
be going like seven months without a without a period.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
That could be a seven month baby.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Famously too late, and I'm a weight fluctuaiter so much
and sometimes through no fault.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
On my own.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
On the show, even spoken to these women that have
just popped out a baby and had no idea.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Sniffs, coughed it out, and then just went.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Oh my gosh, I get some my mom now, yeah,
but I get yeah, I get.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
A twins stuck.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
The twins, by the way, were dressed the same even
at eighteen. But I think they've been playing squash or
some sort of racket sports because they had rat badminton
probably yeah, I had big badminton energy.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
But they were like Mom must have purchased them there.
It wasn't a sports uniform. Because I realized how stupid
it is. And then five more came an hour, all dresses,
so more, how.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Many she had? Well where are they getting this?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I was like, just they were dressed. I mean it
was black shorts, black top, black hat, but it was all.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Very I think I know everyone every girl wishes they
were a twin. New twins and that were super close
and stuff. He used to wish I was a twin,
I'd dressed the same unless they were like a preppy,
little cheerleader thing measure two like cool.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Goth twins were like thirteen fourteen.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
One was going to be the goth. You'd need the
other one to be a barbie so that it's got that, you.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Know, kind of juxtaposition situation.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Your poor mum if she had two of you, oh
my god.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
My god, imagine the Marilyn Manson blasting out a two.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Be driven, which one would have been if one't gone preppy,
it would have been even worse.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Man had one as well, and she had a big
personal today, you would have killed her.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
It would have been like, yeah, you would.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Have absorbed her in the world.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Goodbye.