August 28, 2026 • 5 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's
Little Bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I am and
want to enjoy a Guinness. Now the thing about enjoying
a Guinness is a Guinness at home is not as
enjoyable as a Guinness poured from a tap at a pub.
In a Guinness glass. Oh my God, in Ireland is
the dream. Oh yeah. That's the, that's the, if they're like,
you got six months to live, I'll like, I'll see
you in four. Yeah. I'll go to Ireland and. Enjoy
(00:27):
a Guinness. I've always said Guinness.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Really?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You're saying that if you were given a terminal diagnosis,
you'd go to Ireland? Yeah. Wait, you'd abandon your children? No, no, no.
Absolutely abandon them. But don't go to Ireland. Go to
Brazil or somewhere. No. I'll go to Ireland.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I'll go to Iceland.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I'll go to Japan. Those are my three. But no
Latino goth baddies. And you're dying. There's goth baddies in
the UK.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Ireland with red hair and fair skin and big juicy
nungas and like, you know what I mean? And they're like, hello,
I believe in the occult, you know?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Right. They believe in the occult. Oh no, I would take,
that's it. I would take my girlfriend. Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh yeah. And some Latina goth baddies because he's got
six months to live.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I mean, she's not going to say no. Yeah. Yeah.
Come on, please. And she's like, no. And I'm like,
I'm going to fucking die. I'm going to die. I'm
going to die. So I was having a Guinness at
a pub. And that's the other thing. When we find
a pub with a Guinness, we're like, well, we've got
to try there. And we've got a little bit of
a ranking system going on. And we do these ones
called Adventure Guinnesses where we've got to find a place
to have a Guinness we haven't had a Guinness before.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Nice. Do they do a clover?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Is it a good port? Do they let it settle? Yeah, exactly.
There's a lot to it. It's a whole science. So
we're having a Guinness at an unnamed West Auckland, West, West,
West Auckland pub. Okay. Okay. Not my local. Not the
Whoopi Tav. Who I know, listen to these little bits
of pod.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh, hello.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Can I get a t-shirt? Yeah, I got a sweatshirt
and it's my pride and joy. Best nachos.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I'll say the best nachos, man.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Great nachos. Great nachos. Stunning place to watch the Warriors.
But this wasn't at the Hoopite. This was further west,
having a Guinness. And it was one of those situations
where the guys behind us, this was like 3 o'clock
in the afternoon, the guys behind us had been drinking
from before lunch, I reckon. Always good.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Now, I learned multiple things from these gentlemen. What did
you learn? A few new slurs. Oh. A few old
slurs in the back, baby. They were not afraid to
be dropping old new slurs. So also he said he
wasn't going to smoke anymore, but he really wanted to
get high. So he was thinking about shelving a nugget
of weed. shelving a nugget of weed. I don't know
(02:32):
if it works like that. Is that dissolvable in any way?
I don't know. Is that how that works? Can you
shelve weed?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
You can shelve pills, right, because then the gel dissolves
and the powder would absorb it, leaves up your arsehole.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, that's just basically thumbing around. What's another name for shelving?
Because I said, can you shelve weed? Rectally inserting?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Insert.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Can you rectally insert get high from weed?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
From thumbing cannabis up your anus?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
In the anus. Maybe oil. I mean, I don't know
anything about. No, we're not really a wedge. Inserting raw
cannabis or pure THC into the anus, a practice often
called buffing. I've heard of buffing. Is that what buffing is?
Will generally not make you high. THC requires heat to activate.
Raw weed contains THCA, which is not a psychoactive. To
(03:19):
get you high, it must undergo decarbonization. Okay, hear me out. Yeah.
Hear me out. What if there was a way to
somehow open up the anus with a tool, much like
when you go to the gynecologist? Like a speculum. And
then you would inhale from the bong and then blow
it into the anus.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Because, you know, can you guys suck an ear into
your asshole? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
What do you mean? Yes. No. I haven't done it
for a long time. When I was a kid, my
parents would catch me doing it. I'd be like, stop. Wait,
you do what? Girls used to do it in the
front one. You go upside down. You go upside down.
And when you fart, you can suck more air in.
And you can just kegel it back and forth. Eternal farts.
So if you've got a.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Mate there with a bong and you have speculumed your anus,
you could.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I wouldn't have speculumed.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
God, I just had such a panic. We were on
air and I was like, I think we've taken this
too far.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Do cannabis suppositories exist? You may have heard about medical
cannabis suppositories and wondered how white people use them. They
are formulated with specific carrier oils like cocoa butter to
help the body absorb the cannabis. Well, we're not encouraging
any of that. No. No, God, no. Just go for
a walk. He was talking about it so loudly. I'm like,
he knows we can hear it.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Buffing marijuana up at his anus.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Because he's off the smokes. Right. But obviously no gay stuff. Oh,
I'm not getting queer, mate. Oh, I'm not doing that.
He went on to say he hadn't had insurance since
he was 18, personal insurance on his vehicle. On his car?
Because he mostly drives a work truck. And so he's like,
my vehicle I only use for running around. And his
(04:54):
mate's like, yeah, but what happens if you T-bone an Audi?
He's like, well, I'll just get out of there. I'm
liking this guy's attitude to life. Then they start talking
about insurance. One of the other guys is like, do
you know we pay more insurance because we live in
the West? That's not true. So his thoughts were we
spend more time driving into the sun. But this was
(05:16):
a flawed system. It is actually a pain. He's saying
that every West Aucklander works east of where they live
and they only drive as the sun's coming up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He said, but when you're driving home, the sun's going
down in the west and you're driving into the sun.
He's like, we're always driving into the sun more, which
means we pay higher insurance.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Right.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
That's a lie, by the way. And I was just like,
that's not right, is it? But anyway, it was pretty
soon after. We're like, this has been a lovely Guinness,
but the environment wasn't the most super enjoyable.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
And just to reiterate, we're not buffing raw dog cannabis.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
You can't buff weed. It'll do nothing for you.
From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's
Little Bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. I am and
want to enjoy a Guinness. Now the thing about enjoying
a Guinness is a Guinness at home is not as
enjoyable as a Guinness poured from a tap at a pub.
In a Guinness glass. Oh my God, in Ireland is
the dream. Oh yeah. That's the, that's the, if they're like,
you got six months to live, I'll like, I'll see
you in four. Yeah. I'll go to Ireland and. Enjoy
(00:27):
a Guinness. I've always said Guinness.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Really?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
You're saying that if you were given a terminal diagnosis,
you'd go to Ireland? Yeah. Wait, you'd abandon your children? No, no, no.
Absolutely abandon them. But don't go to Ireland. Go to
Brazil or somewhere. No. I'll go to Ireland.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I'll go to Iceland.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I'll go to Japan. Those are my three. But no
Latino goth baddies. And you're dying. There's goth baddies in
the UK.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Ireland with red hair and fair skin and big juicy
nungas and like, you know what I mean? And they're like, hello,
I believe in the occult, you know?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Right. They believe in the occult. Oh no, I would take,
that's it. I would take my girlfriend. Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh yeah. And some Latina goth baddies because he's got
six months to live.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I mean, she's not going to say no. Yeah. Yeah.
Come on, please. And she's like, no. And I'm like,
I'm going to fucking die. I'm going to die. I'm
going to die. So I was having a Guinness at
a pub. And that's the other thing. When we find
a pub with a Guinness, we're like, well, we've got
to try there. And we've got a little bit of
a ranking system going on. And we do these ones
called Adventure Guinnesses where we've got to find a place
to have a Guinness we haven't had a Guinness before.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Nice. Do they do a clover?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Is it a good port? Do they let it settle? Yeah, exactly.
There's a lot to it. It's a whole science. So
we're having a Guinness at an unnamed West Auckland, West, West,
West Auckland pub. Okay. Okay. Not my local. Not the
Whoopi Tav. Who I know, listen to these little bits
of pod.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh, hello.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Can I get a t-shirt? Yeah, I got a sweatshirt
and it's my pride and joy. Best nachos.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I'll say the best nachos, man.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Great nachos. Great nachos. Stunning place to watch the Warriors.
But this wasn't at the Hoopite. This was further west,
having a Guinness. And it was one of those situations
where the guys behind us, this was like 3 o'clock
in the afternoon, the guys behind us had been drinking
from before lunch, I reckon. Always good.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Now, I learned multiple things from these gentlemen. What did
you learn? A few new slurs. Oh. A few old
slurs in the back, baby. They were not afraid to
be dropping old new slurs. So also he said he
wasn't going to smoke anymore, but he really wanted to
get high. So he was thinking about shelving a nugget
of weed. shelving a nugget of weed. I don't know
(02:32):
if it works like that. Is that dissolvable in any way?
I don't know. Is that how that works? Can you
shelve weed?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
You can shelve pills, right, because then the gel dissolves
and the powder would absorb it, leaves up your arsehole.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, that's just basically thumbing around. What's another name for shelving?
Because I said, can you shelve weed? Rectally inserting?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Insert.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Can you rectally insert get high from weed?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
From thumbing cannabis up your anus?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
In the anus. Maybe oil. I mean, I don't know
anything about. No, we're not really a wedge. Inserting raw
cannabis or pure THC into the anus, a practice often
called buffing. I've heard of buffing. Is that what buffing is?
Will generally not make you high. THC requires heat to activate.
Raw weed contains THCA, which is not a psychoactive. To
(03:19):
get you high, it must undergo decarbonization. Okay, hear me out. Yeah.
Hear me out. What if there was a way to
somehow open up the anus with a tool, much like
when you go to the gynecologist? Like a speculum. And
then you would inhale from the bong and then blow
it into the anus.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Because, you know, can you guys suck an ear into
your asshole? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
What do you mean? Yes. No. I haven't done it
for a long time. When I was a kid, my
parents would catch me doing it. I'd be like, stop. Wait,
you do what? Girls used to do it in the
front one. You go upside down. You go upside down.
And when you fart, you can suck more air in.
And you can just kegel it back and forth. Eternal farts.
So if you've got a.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Mate there with a bong and you have speculumed your anus,
you could.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I wouldn't have speculumed.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
God, I just had such a panic. We were on
air and I was like, I think we've taken this
too far.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Do cannabis suppositories exist? You may have heard about medical
cannabis suppositories and wondered how white people use them. They
are formulated with specific carrier oils like cocoa butter to
help the body absorb the cannabis. Well, we're not encouraging
any of that. No. No, God, no. Just go for
a walk. He was talking about it so loudly. I'm like,
he knows we can hear it.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Buffing marijuana up at his anus.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Because he's off the smokes. Right. But obviously no gay stuff. Oh,
I'm not getting queer, mate. Oh, I'm not doing that.
He went on to say he hadn't had insurance since
he was 18, personal insurance on his vehicle. On his car?
Because he mostly drives a work truck. And so he's like,
my vehicle I only use for running around. And his
(04:54):
mate's like, yeah, but what happens if you T-bone an Audi?
He's like, well, I'll just get out of there. I'm
liking this guy's attitude to life. Then they start talking
about insurance. One of the other guys is like, do
you know we pay more insurance because we live in
the West? That's not true. So his thoughts were we
spend more time driving into the sun. But this was
(05:16):
a flawed system. It is actually a pain. He's saying
that every West Aucklander works east of where they live
and they only drive as the sun's coming up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He said, but when you're driving home, the sun's going
down in the west and you're driving into the sun.
He's like, we're always driving into the sun more, which
means we pay higher insurance.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Right.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
That's a lie, by the way. And I was just like,
that's not right, is it? But anyway, it was pretty
soon after. We're like, this has been a lovely Guinness,
but the environment wasn't the most super enjoyable.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
And just to reiterate, we're not buffing raw dog cannabis.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
You can't buff weed. It'll do nothing for you.
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