Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 31st August 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... is this the behaviour of a grown adult or a toddler??

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. And producer Shannon
has somewhat of a, what do you call this, a hobby? Well,
I don't know because sometimes we... A culinary hobby.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, but we like to celebrate when Shannon has an
adult one. You know, she does something extraordinary, really brave
for herself. She went to Australia on her own. And
now she's taking 10 steps back with like a baby activity.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Well, everything in life's about perspective. I like to think
that I've beat the man in this situation. Okay. Because
you don't really drink a lot of hot drinks.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Not at work, you don't.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
No, I'm an energy drinks girl. We'll be talking on
air or off air.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Her body is a temple.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
This week, we'll be talking on air or off air
about how you're just not a hot drinks person. We're
talking about hot drinks in general. Yeah, I don't like them. Yeah,
I'm just..

Speaker 2 (00:50):
So weird.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I just don't dabble in the jarve, as I've shared before.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
No, we don't dabble in the jarve.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
You've got to dip a toe in the jarve. No,
but I feel really duped out because here at work
there's coffee machines and it's got the... AKA milk froth.
Milk froth. And the beans.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
And the beans.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
And the beans. Because you guys get the beans and stuff.
And I just feel... Oh, yeah, we get the beans, baby. Well, no,
I do my instant. We're the big dogs here at ZM.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Big dogs get the beans. Big dogs get the beans.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
The jarver. I just feel like I've been missing out.
And so I walked past the machine the other day
and I saw all the options on the screen. There's
the cappuccinos, the everything. And then I see milk fries.
And I said, I can have unlimited fluffies in this workplace.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Are fluffies a global thing?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Baby chinos, they call them in Australia I think sometimes.
It's false milk with chocolate on it. Yeah, I put
this on my Instagram and I had so many messages
from people being like, what is wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
What is this? Y'all good?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I've started making two fluffies a day at work now.
So I've discovered that one milk froth button is half
a mug. So I'm two-button pressing, guys. Right. And so
I do one fluffy. That's big dog shit. I do
one fluffy button, and then I put, like, three teaspoons
of Milo in. So now it's healthy because malt. Three

(02:10):
teaspoons of malt? That's not a fluffy. That's not a fluffy. No,
but it's fluffy. Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
A fluffy has a sprinkling of, like, hundreds and thousands
of cocoa duff.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
No, it's a fluffy. So then second button press of milk.
At this point, the bottle's empty. I had to do
a refresh yesterday of the milk. I went through a...
That's milk, man.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Adults shouldn't be drinking that much milk. Also, that milk
goes through this little tube, and you see in between coffees,
the milk just sits in the tube.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, but I do worse to my body, you know. Yeah, true.
The fluffy's not going to be what gets me. Nah.
And so then, second milk... More Milo on top. I
would say about three. Yesterday, I admitted to the office,
I did too much. I pushed the boat. Because it
went hard. The Milo made a clump.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Oh, Jesus. You've made a Milo dust.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I made a Milo.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
A Milo paste.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
So anyway, I've started talking about this in the office, saying, guys,
the man is duping us. They haven't told us. We
can have free fluffies here. And so now it's kind
of catching on and everyone's talking about fluffies. You're showing
this big shareholder-owned company. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
We're crashing all the Milo and the milk. Teach you
for not paying me what I'm worth.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, I'll just have two fluffies a day. And man,
I tell you, it has brought so much joy to
my life and it is so filling. My tummy feels so...
Jesus Christ. Your full fluffy tummy. I just feel so fluffy.
And then last night I was being a bit much
and my boyfriend said, how much sugar have you had?
And I said, I had two fluffies. One went solid
with Milo and he said, I think we need to
pull back. He's putting a kibosh.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
He's putting a kibosh on the fluffy.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
The handbrake on the fluffies. Yeah, so I dumped him. Yeah,
see you later, mate.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
While he was practising magical this time, that wasn't enough.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Come to me, fluffies, though, and you're out.