September 2, 2026 • 4 mins
On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... we're on the countdown to Christmas!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, guys, depending
on when you're listening to this and in what part
of the world and what time zone, Give or take
112 days till Christmas.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
We just ticked over the four-month mark last week, didn't we,
with the 25th of August?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
And now we're into September.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'm moving my Christmas tree today.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Right.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Because in the rafters in my garage, it's all going
to come out, so I'm dropping it down, and she's
going into storage.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Well, guys, I've seen it. Advent calendars in store. They've started.
But they're not.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, I've had a couple of people who.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Are massive fans of it. It's beginning to look a
lot like Christmas.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yearly contributors have messaged me a few Advent calendars popping out.
For listeners of the show for a long time, we
know it's a segment we used to run. But we
stopped it because it just....
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Everyone just It's just Christmas everywhere.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Why did we stop it?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
It was Well they got rid of the Santa And
when the Santa went up on That's right That was
kind of why When that became like the 100% But
then Halloween got a big.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Thing And it just kind of Covid kind of Yeah
Kind of ruined it Yeah It got.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Real early there for a while And then no one
had any money And still doesn't So maybe it's backed
off a little bit Yeah Yeah But I mean, same old,
same old every year too, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I want to get a cool advent calendar. I've never
done them, but you know the cool ones where it's
like perfume or like alcohol or like something cool. It
is the Lego ones.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
But then I look at the back of them, I'm
just like, I'd just rather spend that money on one
decent set of Lego.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
But there are. Yeah, but you miss out on the fun,
don't you, every day.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Of opening it. Yeah. We need a little bit moment
of joy every day.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Do you know, I thought it would be a great
moment now for me to ruin Christmas for some people.
Do it. Do it. But I didn't realise that Whamageddon
rules state from the 1st of December. I thought it
was any time.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I was going to ruin. We should just start playing
it from January 1st, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Because there's a website. Do you know there's a Whamageddon website?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Whamageddon.com. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
So this is, if you don't know what it is,
it's like you've got to try to avoid hearing it
for as long as possible, right?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yes, you've got to survive until the 24th, becoming the
envy of your friends and family, enjoy being a Christmas Grinch.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
He was gay.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
He was, yes.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Well known, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Famously found in the toilet. Soliciting. Soliciting. Soliciting.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Physical genital contact.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
He loved a park toilet cruise, didn't he, George Michael?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I've been to one of the toilets that he actually
famously was arrested in.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, we were in Hollywood, weren't we?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Alabama Toilet actually had great taste in neighbourhoods to get
sucked off by strangers. Well, you know, we're somewhat limited, Hayley.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
What's your favourite place to get sucked off by strangers?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
The Hoopla Cume area doesn't have any real appealing public toilets. Now,
your Riverhead public toilets are spacious there by the rugby grounds.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
They are nice.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
That'd be a great place to get sucked off.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
You've also got some pine forest. It'd be good for cruising.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, actually, God, I'm surrounded by cruising spots.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Do the gays not get hay fever? Because I want
to go this time of the year with the pollen
cruising in a pine forest.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Most of them just use an app now, Vaughan. They
don't need to.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
We need less screen time.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Look up. Get out there.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Find some of the classic cruising spots in Hamilton down
there by the Waikato River. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Bishop's Landing. Used to be Frank Kitts Park in Wellington
was one, but it's sort of changed. Frank Kitts Park
on the waterfront. Yeah, yeah, yeah, where that famous slide
was where all the kids were like nailing themselves.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It can't be gay cruising around a playground. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Getting their bloody non-polished down Frank Kitts. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I know, it was full on. It's the way Frank
Kitts would have loved it.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I don't even know who Frank Kitts was, but. Oh,
it was his purpose in life.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Who was Frank Kitts?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
To leave a legacy like that.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I'm looking at Frank Kitts, former member of New Zealand Parliament,
originally from the South Island, served in the military. York.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
He was a Labour Party. He was a member of
Parliament for Wellington Central. Yeah, the lover of getting sucked.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Oh, you can't say that.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Can I not say that?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
He was married to Iris.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Iris. Well, good on her.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Iris.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Anyway, wherever you're planning on getting your old fella tangoed with,
just be safe out there.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
We should do a map. Remember we did maps of
the best scoops around?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Let's do places to.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Get sucked off. All those blue stone toilets that they've
renovated in Auckland Central.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
No, that's gone. Mm. The city railroad. The bluestone wall
they kept. Yeah, no. The public toilets.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
No, no toilets.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
The public toilets are gone. It's a ventilation shaft, as
the gays would have loved.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Oh, they would have ventilated a shaft or two in
their time in those public toilets, too. RIP to all
these amazing cruising spots.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, lost a grinder, really.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
A lost art.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I know.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Too big tech. Too easy. Look up. Get down there
and bloody. Look up and get down. That'll do.
Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, guys, depending
on when you're listening to this and in what part
of the world and what time zone, Give or take
112 days till Christmas.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
We just ticked over the four-month mark last week, didn't we,
with the 25th of August?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
And now we're into September.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'm moving my Christmas tree today.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Right.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Because in the rafters in my garage, it's all going
to come out, so I'm dropping it down, and she's
going into storage.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Well, guys, I've seen it. Advent calendars in store. They've started.
But they're not.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, I've had a couple of people who.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Are massive fans of it. It's beginning to look a
lot like Christmas.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yearly contributors have messaged me a few Advent calendars popping out.
For listeners of the show for a long time, we
know it's a segment we used to run. But we
stopped it because it just....
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Everyone just It's just Christmas everywhere.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Why did we stop it?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
It was Well they got rid of the Santa And
when the Santa went up on That's right That was
kind of why When that became like the 100% But
then Halloween got a big.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Thing And it just kind of Covid kind of Yeah
Kind of ruined it Yeah It got.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Real early there for a while And then no one
had any money And still doesn't So maybe it's backed
off a little bit Yeah Yeah But I mean, same old,
same old every year too, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I want to get a cool advent calendar. I've never
done them, but you know the cool ones where it's
like perfume or like alcohol or like something cool. It
is the Lego ones.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
But then I look at the back of them, I'm
just like, I'd just rather spend that money on one
decent set of Lego.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
But there are. Yeah, but you miss out on the fun,
don't you, every day.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Of opening it. Yeah. We need a little bit moment
of joy every day.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Do you know, I thought it would be a great
moment now for me to ruin Christmas for some people.
Do it. Do it. But I didn't realise that Whamageddon
rules state from the 1st of December. I thought it
was any time.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I was going to ruin. We should just start playing
it from January 1st, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Because there's a website. Do you know there's a Whamageddon website?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Whamageddon.com. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
So this is, if you don't know what it is,
it's like you've got to try to avoid hearing it
for as long as possible, right?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yes, you've got to survive until the 24th, becoming the
envy of your friends and family, enjoy being a Christmas Grinch.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
He was gay.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
He was, yes.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Well known, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Famously found in the toilet. Soliciting. Soliciting. Soliciting.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Physical genital contact.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
He loved a park toilet cruise, didn't he, George Michael?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I've been to one of the toilets that he actually
famously was arrested in.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, we were in Hollywood, weren't we?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Alabama Toilet actually had great taste in neighbourhoods to get
sucked off by strangers. Well, you know, we're somewhat limited, Hayley.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
What's your favourite place to get sucked off by strangers?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
The Hoopla Cume area doesn't have any real appealing public toilets. Now,
your Riverhead public toilets are spacious there by the rugby grounds.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
They are nice.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
That'd be a great place to get sucked off.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
You've also got some pine forest. It'd be good for cruising.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, actually, God, I'm surrounded by cruising spots.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Do the gays not get hay fever? Because I want
to go this time of the year with the pollen
cruising in a pine forest.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Most of them just use an app now, Vaughan. They
don't need to.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
We need less screen time.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Look up. Get out there.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Find some of the classic cruising spots in Hamilton down
there by the Waikato River. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Bishop's Landing. Used to be Frank Kitts Park in Wellington
was one, but it's sort of changed. Frank Kitts Park
on the waterfront. Yeah, yeah, yeah, where that famous slide
was where all the kids were like nailing themselves.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It can't be gay cruising around a playground. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Getting their bloody non-polished down Frank Kitts. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I know, it was full on. It's the way Frank
Kitts would have loved it.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I don't even know who Frank Kitts was, but. Oh,
it was his purpose in life.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Who was Frank Kitts?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
To leave a legacy like that.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I'm looking at Frank Kitts, former member of New Zealand Parliament,
originally from the South Island, served in the military. York.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
He was a Labour Party. He was a member of
Parliament for Wellington Central. Yeah, the lover of getting sucked.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Oh, you can't say that.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Can I not say that?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
He was married to Iris.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Iris. Well, good on her.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Iris.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Anyway, wherever you're planning on getting your old fella tangoed with,
just be safe out there.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
We should do a map. Remember we did maps of
the best scoops around?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Let's do places to.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Get sucked off. All those blue stone toilets that they've
renovated in Auckland Central.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
No, that's gone. Mm. The city railroad. The bluestone wall
they kept. Yeah, no. The public toilets.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
No, no toilets.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
The public toilets are gone. It's a ventilation shaft, as
the gays would have loved.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Oh, they would have ventilated a shaft or two in
their time in those public toilets, too. RIP to all
these amazing cruising spots.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, lost a grinder, really.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
A lost art.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I know.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Too big tech. Too easy. Look up. Get down there
and bloody. Look up and get down. That'll do.
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