Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 8th September 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... you might get blown away!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Guys, I saw
a lady, an old lady, a little old lady. A
little old lady. What was that from?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Dumb and Dumber.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
A little old lady.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I was just saying a little old lady, like kind
of having fun with it on my own as my
own reference.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yeah, it was Jim Carrey who said it. and she
was at the traffic lights about to cross the road.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
She got blown over by the wind. It was so strong. Oh,
my God.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Poor frail thing. See, this is why we squat, you know?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
In our younger age.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
In our younger age, because I just don't want to
be getting blown away in the wind.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
I mean, I'll never be a little old lady.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I know.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Imagine being so skinny, you get blown over in the wind.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Imagine.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Skinny.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Pep me up. But she was.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
She was a little old lady, and I was just like,
Because I was at the lights over the road, stopped
on a red light.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
And I was like, oh, my God, what do I do?
Do I run the red light and just pull over
and help her?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Or do you watch and use it as a podcast?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Or do I watch and use it as a little
bit of pod? A little bit of content. On the
Fletcher and Hayley Podcast Network. Was she all right?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
No, so I was like, what do I do? I
was like, maybe I'll just get out here at the lights.
But then luckily, like over the road, like two women
ran over.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh, thank God.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
And helped her out. So I was like, well, I
don't need to get out. And then another two people
ran over from the servo.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh, it's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
And I'm like, well, that's enough people helping. Well, that's
four people helping. Yeah, that's one for each limb.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
And to be fair, she wasn't out for the count.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Well, because I saw an old lady eat shit and
she hit her head on a concrete curb. And she
was bleeding from the head. And everyone was surrounding her,
everyone from every cafe. So at some point you're going,
she's embarrassed as well.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
You don't want to leave her alone. Yeah, you don't
want to have too many people there.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
How skinny, how light do you have to be as
a woman who weighs in her 90s?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
To get blown away by a gust of wind.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I mean, you've just got to find a wind strong enough,
don't you? I reckon anybody, any weight could get blown
over if the wind's strong enough.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
If you're elderly and it's windy, you're almost better to
take one of those umbrella, picnic umbrella weights. You know,
that you put the concrete weights on the bottom.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Slot yourself in one of those. Slot yourself in one
of those.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
There's a lot of hard work dragging that around, though. But,
I mean, you're not going to get blown over.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
No, you won't.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Some heavier shoes. Fill the shoes.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Weighted vest.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
A weighted vest.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Like those cross trainers with those weighted vests.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
When you do burpees.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It just kind of reinforced to me
that I don't want to be that old.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I will not get that old.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
You've said that so much lately.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I know. It's horrible.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I don't want to get old. Yeah, but we're in
the age of peptides, babe. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Peptides is like meaning we're going to live longer and stronger.
We'll be 90 and jacked.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Cut.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Like, absolutely ripped. Whereas, yeah, no, I'm terrified of diet.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Unless we all find out in the, you know, 2030s
they give us cancer and we're screwed.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah, but everything gives us cancer. They'll have the peptide
for cancer that the peptides gave you.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
And we'll just keep stacking peptides.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
You know how we're like, as.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Humans, we're like 80% water or 90% water or something?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
We're just going to be pin cushions for peptides.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
You're going to be trying to find a flesh that
you can put a hole in and be like, oh, God.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
You go to the doctor, the doctor's like, I might
actually prescribe you not a peptide. And you're like, excuse you.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Is there a peptide for that prescription, mate?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Because fuck that. The doctor will probably just be a peptide.
The doctor is a peptide.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
You go in, it's just an oversized needle.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
AI and peptides are just fighting over who gets to
control us.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Honestly, to both of them, take me. Make me smarter.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Make me hotter. Do it all.