September 8, 2026 • 3 mins
On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Hayley's handbag strikes again!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletchborn and Hayley's Little
Bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, guys, really
close call last night in bed. Okay. I'm in bed
next to my man.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Wrong hole.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
No, no, no, not that close. Shit, it is close.
They're right next to each other. The perineum is just,
it's an inch wide. Oh, you've got an inch wide perineum. Shit,
I don't actually know how wide my... What is the
average distance?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I don't actually know.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Hit a Google on that.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
I could get a couple of fingers down there and
sort of have a pitch.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Average.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
No, Hayley, no. Thumb thickness.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh, no, don't. No, it's too much. It's too much.
Too much, Hayley.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
No, no, no, not that close call. So yesterday we
were going to bed and.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
The average distance between the vaginal opening and the anus,
known as the perineum or the gooch.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I always thought the gooch was men more. Balls to anus. Oh,
I never thought the gooch to be... I didn't know
I had a gooch.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I thought the gooch was everybody's. It's about 1.5 inches. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh, I said one inch.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
No, females have a perineum, which is the anatomical term
for the area often called the gooch or taint.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Because I would have called your perineum a gooch or taint.
I would have called it.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
The arsehole would have been the taint to me.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, it's either way.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
The taint's the perineum.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Is it called the taint because poop, poop, poop.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Because it's tainted. Poop, poop, poop. I kind of like it. Poop, poop.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Anyway, enough of this. So that wasn't the close call.
So Mike was like, he's got a bit of a toothache.
And I was like, oh, God, no. Like, you know,
you've got to get on that. And I was like, oh,
I've got some painkillers.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
We're at my house. I've got some painkillers. And I
was lying in bed and I was like. I've got Bongella.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Because, you know, when I was really run down in
the middle of the year, I had mouth ulcers.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I had Bongella like a baby. Like a teething baby.
Like a little baby.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I was like, I've got Bongella that might sort of
temporarily help.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
And he was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I've
got this bag. You'll see it every morning.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Your little makeup bag.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Your little red bag.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Girls, we always have little bags in our bags. Bags
and bags. And so I'm rummaging through the bag. And
I was like, it's in here.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I've seen it. We're in the dark, by the way.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Okay, oh God.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I like this. Here we go.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I'm rummaging through and I feel the Bongella and I
pull it out and I pass it to him.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And he was like, thank you. And then I was like, ooh.
Good to see Muses' manners. I said, stop! Vaginal cream.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
What does this cream do in the vaginal?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
That's the thrush med.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Oh, God, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
It's in the kit. It's just in the kit, I think,
from when I've been travelling.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Also, isn't that like three times the size of a
Bonjella tube?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
No, it's exactly the same size.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Because they're next to what I found my Bonjella. Oh, right, okay.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Poor boyfriend nearly robbed Clomazole 2% vaginal cream.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
On his teeth, what would that do? Oh, that wouldn't
have been good for the gums.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's a steroid, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Well, if he had oral thrush, maybe it would help
it balance out. But it wouldn't do anything for the
pain that he was feeling.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh my God, it was so close. It was like
this moment where I was like, This tube has slightly
more rigidity than the Bongella. And I just in the
dark felt it and was like, hang on, I've got
to stop.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
It's so funny if it just spread it on and
then be like, it's not doing anything.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
It doesn't have that nice sort of soft minty taste
to it.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
It's not really numbing it. It's sort of, anyway, that
would have been fun, wouldn't it?
From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletchborn and Hayley's Little
Bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod. Now, guys, really
close call last night in bed. Okay. I'm in bed
next to my man.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Wrong hole.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
No, no, no, not that close. Shit, it is close.
They're right next to each other. The perineum is just,
it's an inch wide. Oh, you've got an inch wide perineum. Shit,
I don't actually know how wide my... What is the
average distance?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I don't actually know.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Hit a Google on that.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
I could get a couple of fingers down there and
sort of have a pitch.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Average.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
No, Hayley, no. Thumb thickness.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh, no, don't. No, it's too much. It's too much.
Too much, Hayley.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
No, no, no, not that close call. So yesterday we
were going to bed and.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
The average distance between the vaginal opening and the anus,
known as the perineum or the gooch.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I always thought the gooch was men more. Balls to anus. Oh,
I never thought the gooch to be... I didn't know
I had a gooch.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I thought the gooch was everybody's. It's about 1.5 inches. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh, I said one inch.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
No, females have a perineum, which is the anatomical term
for the area often called the gooch or taint.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Because I would have called your perineum a gooch or taint.
I would have called it.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
The arsehole would have been the taint to me.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, it's either way.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
The taint's the perineum.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Is it called the taint because poop, poop, poop.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Because it's tainted. Poop, poop, poop. I kind of like it. Poop, poop.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Anyway, enough of this. So that wasn't the close call.
So Mike was like, he's got a bit of a toothache.
And I was like, oh, God, no. Like, you know,
you've got to get on that. And I was like, oh,
I've got some painkillers.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
We're at my house. I've got some painkillers. And I
was lying in bed and I was like. I've got Bongella.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Because, you know, when I was really run down in
the middle of the year, I had mouth ulcers.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I had Bongella like a baby. Like a teething baby.
Like a little baby.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I was like, I've got Bongella that might sort of
temporarily help.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
And he was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I've
got this bag. You'll see it every morning.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Your little makeup bag.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Your little red bag.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Girls, we always have little bags in our bags. Bags
and bags. And so I'm rummaging through the bag. And
I was like, it's in here.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I've seen it. We're in the dark, by the way.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Okay, oh God.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I like this. Here we go.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I'm rummaging through and I feel the Bongella and I
pull it out and I pass it to him.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And he was like, thank you. And then I was like, ooh.
Good to see Muses' manners. I said, stop! Vaginal cream.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
What does this cream do in the vaginal?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
That's the thrush med.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Oh, God, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
It's in the kit. It's just in the kit, I think,
from when I've been travelling.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Also, isn't that like three times the size of a
Bonjella tube?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
No, it's exactly the same size.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Because they're next to what I found my Bonjella. Oh, right, okay.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Poor boyfriend nearly robbed Clomazole 2% vaginal cream.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
On his teeth, what would that do? Oh, that wouldn't
have been good for the gums.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's a steroid, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Well, if he had oral thrush, maybe it would help
it balance out. But it wouldn't do anything for the
pain that he was feeling.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Oh my God, it was so close. It was like
this moment where I was like, This tube has slightly
more rigidity than the Bongella. And I just in the
dark felt it and was like, hang on, I've got
to stop.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
It's so funny if it just spread it on and
then be like, it's not doing anything.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
It doesn't have that nice sort of soft minty taste
to it.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
It's not really numbing it. It's sort of, anyway, that
would have been fun, wouldn't it?
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