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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZM Podcast Network, it's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's
Little Bit of Pod. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.
Now we're all cat households. We are. Yeah. Raleigh's been
super cute recently.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Do you know what I'm noticing he's got? He doesn't
shed his whiskers anymore.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Why was he shedding his whiskers in the first place?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Stress.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
They always do.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I was just like.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
What's about this big bushy moustache?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, so big.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Like, huge.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Well, Cheeto's... Cheeto, my cat's one of those cats that
even if he's got a cat door, will just.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Stand at a ranch loader and meow and be like... Oh,
that's annoying. Do you want to open this for me?
Where I'm just like, dude, there's something installed for you.
Excuse me, you cuck. Open this door.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
You've literally got a specific door that only you can use. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I always say that to Rolly.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I'm like, I literally.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
But I.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Architecturally designed this for you. I got council consent for
that shit.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Get the fuck out the cat door.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
That's the most expensive door in the house. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Does he actually use that door?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
He does, but same thing.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
If you were around. He'll prefer to be let out by.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Well, Cheddar's also taken to just getting into the house
because sometimes he can get into the laundry through the
cat door, but the door's shut because I don't let
him inside while I'm sleeping because he's annoying.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh, my God. You are such a meanie. No, you
can sleep in the laundry.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
No, they tuck up in our legs.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
No, no, no, no, no. No animals inside during the night.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Major Murray came in for some cuddles this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
He sort of robbed me.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
And he rolls up next to me. It's real cute. Yeah.
No animals inside.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You're having half the cat owner experience.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You're getting all the admin and none of the heartwarming stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, pretty much. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
You need to open your life to the heartwarming stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
No, I don't want him inside overnight.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
My heart will not be warm if he wakes me
up during the night with meowing. For a snuggle.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
He's very meowy. He's very meowy because he's a ginger cat.
He's a ginger cat. He's super meowy. I don't want
to snuggle.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You want to have a little chat?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Maybe if I'm lying on the couch, you'll come in
and I'll be like, pat, pat, pat, but then scoot outside.
This is why you've got to get a rescue cat,
not a pedigree, one of these things you've got.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I don't have a pedigree. He was literally. Oh, no,
that's I've got a pedigree. You've got the pedigree. You
got confused again.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
The three of us, we sort of forget.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah. Ours were found, like, literally in plastic bags.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, like, literally.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Like, they would have died.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Maybe spend a bit more and they won't meow as much.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
True.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
So he's also just taken to just getting into the
house any way he can. And I was having a
shower and I flipped the bathroom window open and then
all of a sudden I just see him, like, launch up.
but doesn't quite get in, and he just goes, boom,
and puts his claws into the windowsill and just like, ah!
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Oh, my God!
Speaker 3 (02:37):
And just drags his claws across the windowsill of the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
So now the bathroom's got these, like, two sets of these, like,
huge claw marks. Like some kind of horror movie. Yeah,
through the paint. Oh my God, he.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Must have been so freaked out.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Well, I was naked. He probably jumped up and was
just like, Jesus! That's huge! That would have been nice. Well,
compared to a cat, I guess. Compared to a cat.
Compared to a cat. It's like when you see your
dad's dick when you're a kid. You're like, that thing
is a hog. But it's only big because you're so small.
You don't even know. I don't have any context for
it now because I'm big. Yeah. So I don't know
(03:17):
how do you... Patch repair scratches.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Well, you're going to have to like sand and probably
put some filler in.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah. I can stay there then. I'm not doing that shit.
I'll come over and do it actually.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I'm actually really good at the sand and fill.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
You're quite good at the sand and fill. I'm good
at the sand and fill. Yeah, I'm good at the
patching up. Who could be bothered with the sand and fill?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Well, people that are going to look at that and
be like.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's a good story.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
They're going to be like, what happened here? I'll be like,
the cat saw my massive dick.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
And just froze and just.