September 13, 2026 • 3 mins
On Today's Lil Bitta Pod... Vaughan's got beef with someone pretty important...
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm actually quite upset with my mother.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
At time of recording, I'll get over this because I'm
mummy's little boy.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
What's Christine done?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
She's my mummy. Well, I rung her and she didn't
answer for a start.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh, my God. Dead somewhere in the bush. Oh, my
mum does this all the time. She'll go out in
the garden and leave it on the bench. Yeah. Or
she'll be in the bedroom. I didn't hear it. It
was on the bench.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
So when you're like, oh, so you walk away from
your phone at times.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Do you have pockets? Do you have pockets? It's heavy.
My mum's always like, they're very heavy, the phones.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
They are, though, when you think about it.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Because I wear jeans all the time. But if I
ever wear track pants and chuck them in a track pant,
it does drag the track pant down a little bit. Yeah,
it does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And my mum's in a
pair of 1980s Adidas rip-off three-stripe stirrup pants. Tearaways. Yeah,
the tearaways. Tearaways with stirrups. Just get right down. But no,
it wasn't that case. She literally texted me the minute
it stopped ringing being like, is it urgent? Can I
(01:01):
call you back later? Is it urgent? Wow. Excuse me,
you little boy, you little man.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Your little man wanted to talk to you.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'm sick of you wiring on.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh, she's listening to it. I had rung her the
other night and I said, do you have 20 minutes
for an event? And she said, I've always got time
for an event. Famously, she doesn't. Well, no, this was,
she said, can I call you back? Is it urgent?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Is it urgent?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I said, no, it's not urgent. What are you up to?
Guess what? Thumbs up.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Off.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Welcome to fucking my little man.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Parents love a thumbs up, eh? It's so frustrating.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Thus, at time of recording, I'm in a little bit
of a huff with my mother.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
How long are you going to hold on to it for? Mother,
I am in a huff.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Did she not call back yesterday?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
She eventually said, she called me back saying, do you
want to talk now? And I said, no, I'm busy. Wow.
So she's probably in a huff with me. We're in
a little bit of a mutual.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Oh, I love a little huff off. Get over it.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
No, no, we're not in a huff off. She said,
I said, I know I'm, I too, I said, is
this urgent? I too am busy. Oh, are you pathetic?
And then I just called her. I called her. She's like,
what was that about?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I said, well, I was in a little bit of
a huff with you because you asked me if it
was urgent. I thought I didn't call her. She probably,
her busy is probably coating a snitchel or something.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Or getting the washing in. You don't want to leave
the flour onto it. It'll coagulate. No, I think she
was just having a natter. I think somebody had called in.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, right, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I have the opposite.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
My brother on Father's Day, you know, rang my dad
and my mum and that when they're in Italy.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Had a quick chat.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Happy Father's Day. You know, not much to talk about.
And they were busy getting out. And I was like, oh, yeah,
I'll call them at the end of the day. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
And I called them. And then I hung up and
I looked. We'd been on the phone for two hours. Wow. Jesus.
Two hours. During the FaceTime, we'd.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Paused for pee breaks. I got some food delivered.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I do love when you're on a FaceTime with your
parents and you've got to take a piss, but you
don't really want to say, my mum, I'm just going
to take a piss, because she's like, oh, well, just
hang up. Oh, no, yeah. So I'll be like, keep talking.
I'm just going to mute it for a second. Yes,
that's what I did. Left the computer. I can hear you.
I can still hear you.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'll pee in front of my mum, so that was fine.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
But dad was there. Well, I just don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
What do I do?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Do I hold it? Oh, yeah, you're standing. You can
sit in that.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah. I've had my mum FaceTime me when I've been
like taking a dump.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
She's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I was like, I'm taking a shit. She's like, well,
I'll call you back later. I was like, well, why bother?
I don't need to watch you do that. I'll give
you a countdown for the drop.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I said, I'll mute.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I'll mute when there's going to be a splash camera
and you're talking. So anyway, I mean, I'm not as
much of a huff as I was and agreed as
I was when she said, Is this urgent?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well, is there anything you just want to have a
vent about now?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
These are little bits of pods, mate. I think we've
heard them. You've heard them.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You've heard them. Everybody else has heard them.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Well-received. Amen.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Amen. Amen.
Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm actually quite upset with my mother.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
At time of recording, I'll get over this because I'm
mummy's little boy.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
What's Christine done?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
She's my mummy. Well, I rung her and she didn't
answer for a start.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh, my God. Dead somewhere in the bush. Oh, my
mum does this all the time. She'll go out in
the garden and leave it on the bench. Yeah. Or
she'll be in the bedroom. I didn't hear it. It
was on the bench.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
So when you're like, oh, so you walk away from
your phone at times.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Do you have pockets? Do you have pockets? It's heavy.
My mum's always like, they're very heavy, the phones.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
They are, though, when you think about it.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Because I wear jeans all the time. But if I
ever wear track pants and chuck them in a track pant,
it does drag the track pant down a little bit. Yeah,
it does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And my mum's in a
pair of 1980s Adidas rip-off three-stripe stirrup pants. Tearaways. Yeah,
the tearaways. Tearaways with stirrups. Just get right down. But no,
it wasn't that case. She literally texted me the minute
it stopped ringing being like, is it urgent? Can I
(01:01):
call you back later? Is it urgent? Wow. Excuse me,
you little boy, you little man.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Your little man wanted to talk to you.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'm sick of you wiring on.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh, she's listening to it. I had rung her the
other night and I said, do you have 20 minutes
for an event? And she said, I've always got time
for an event. Famously, she doesn't. Well, no, this was,
she said, can I call you back? Is it urgent?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Is it urgent?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I said, no, it's not urgent. What are you up to?
Guess what? Thumbs up.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Off.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Welcome to fucking my little man.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Parents love a thumbs up, eh? It's so frustrating.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Thus, at time of recording, I'm in a little bit
of a huff with my mother.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
How long are you going to hold on to it for? Mother,
I am in a huff.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Did she not call back yesterday?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
She eventually said, she called me back saying, do you
want to talk now? And I said, no, I'm busy. Wow.
So she's probably in a huff with me. We're in
a little bit of a mutual.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Oh, I love a little huff off. Get over it.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
No, no, we're not in a huff off. She said,
I said, I know I'm, I too, I said, is
this urgent? I too am busy. Oh, are you pathetic?
And then I just called her. I called her. She's like,
what was that about?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I said, well, I was in a little bit of
a huff with you because you asked me if it
was urgent. I thought I didn't call her. She probably,
her busy is probably coating a snitchel or something.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Or getting the washing in. You don't want to leave
the flour onto it. It'll coagulate. No, I think she
was just having a natter. I think somebody had called in.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, right, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I have the opposite.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
My brother on Father's Day, you know, rang my dad
and my mum and that when they're in Italy.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Had a quick chat.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Happy Father's Day. You know, not much to talk about.
And they were busy getting out. And I was like, oh, yeah,
I'll call them at the end of the day. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
And I called them. And then I hung up and
I looked. We'd been on the phone for two hours. Wow. Jesus.
Two hours. During the FaceTime, we'd.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Paused for pee breaks. I got some food delivered.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I do love when you're on a FaceTime with your
parents and you've got to take a piss, but you
don't really want to say, my mum, I'm just going
to take a piss, because she's like, oh, well, just
hang up. Oh, no, yeah. So I'll be like, keep talking.
I'm just going to mute it for a second. Yes,
that's what I did. Left the computer. I can hear you.
I can still hear you.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'll pee in front of my mum, so that was fine.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
But dad was there. Well, I just don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
What do I do?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Do I hold it? Oh, yeah, you're standing. You can
sit in that.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah. I've had my mum FaceTime me when I've been
like taking a dump.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
She's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I was like, I'm taking a shit. She's like, well,
I'll call you back later. I was like, well, why bother?
I don't need to watch you do that. I'll give
you a countdown for the drop.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I said, I'll mute.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I'll mute when there's going to be a splash camera
and you're talking. So anyway, I mean, I'm not as
much of a huff as I was and agreed as
I was when she said, Is this urgent?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well, is there anything you just want to have a
vent about now?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
These are little bits of pods, mate. I think we've
heard them. You've heard them.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You've heard them. Everybody else has heard them.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Well-received. Amen.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Amen. Amen.
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