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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome along to the Hurdarchy Breakfast. It's Easter Eve Thursday
to Second Bake Forril twenty twenty six, Monday. Jimmy Wells
is a nice Stewart.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Holy Thursday's the word you're looking for. Jerry will break
it down in old dude's name years Yeah, heathen, Happy
fake Friday at all who celebrate. Hopefully you've got the
day off tomorrow and hopefully you can enjoy it because
we've had late word that you might have just heard
in the news. There you can buy drinks at restaurants tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, all yeah, Well you can
buy drinks, but you could drive buy drinks before, but
you had to also eat it with an established with a.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Chill meal. Yes. So for example, I went through the
Wellington Airport last Good Friday and I said I'll just
have a beer thanks, though you've got to have a meal.
And I was like, sweet, I have that cheese gun
though that doesn't constitute a substantial meal. I said, what
does They said, the bagel next to it is like,
that's smaller than the cheese gone And they said, yeah,
but sorry, those are the russ sweet I'll have the bagel,
bought it, took the beer walked off, so you let

(01:05):
your bagel here.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
I love thee What about if you ate ten cheesecms?
Would that be a substen I mean it's truly substantial
in terms of calorie and tape.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
That's right. Well, for example, like we figured out the
other day, what if you ate fifteen killers of miniggs
can be miniggs because you're trying to hit your protein
goal despite blowing you kicheut? Was it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Because apparently a bowl of fries was not a substantial meal.
But what about ten bowls of fries? Certainly enough calories
in that I know?

Speaker 1 (01:31):
And who gets to decide what a substantial meal is?
The government? Now are nutritionists?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Well, it turns out that they've changed the role.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Great, thank god, thank god common sense.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Although it turns out fifty five MPs don't have any
common sense because they've against really yeah, it's a conscience voce. Well,
I think of the families, Maniah, the families, my family,
the famili.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Jerry and Mania, the hold I keep Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Hey, have a look what's in front of us here?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Oh we're what do you mean? What are you talking
about it?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
We've got a giant Easter egg in the studio. It's
got a note on it.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
A giant milk chocolate Easter egg from Bennett's Chocolate Tears
one point two kilograms.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
That thing is one point two kils It's got a
note on it from Kate from Marketing, Happy Easter. I
thought you guys might enjoy this giant egg, sing as
you're both a couple of massive ones yourself.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I thank you, Kate. How thoughtful lovely Kate?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Is this a gilt?

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Trip?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Is just going to come back on us because she's
got us an egg and we go to do nothing.
Is this her trying to draw attention to the fact
that we do nothing for her?

Speaker 3 (02:38):
There's another small issue. So who's taking the egg? This
one egg?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
We crack that sucker. I'm sort of on a I'm
sort of back on the old INTI minute fasting sort
of situation at the moment. I'm not I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna call it the big brown slim down.
But you know, just just trying to tighten things up
a little bit.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
So how's it working for you?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Not at all.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
We know this.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
We've got a year's worth of data. We know it
doesn't work because there's one massive barrier and I'm not
willing to remove it. I'm addicted, but I think that
I'm probably going to leave this one. That means more
for you guys.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
One point to hold on up. One point.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, that is holy. It's probably how big would you
say that is? I mean that's forty yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Forty centimeters high at least it.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Is as tall as the computer sitting in front of
Rutter's face.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Here, which is a big computer. Apparently, I've just googled it.
They go for around one hundred and thirty hundred and
forty bucks.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Never going to count the amount of a gift cost.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Well, right, you've gone out and you have sourced the
price of that. That is reaction. I wondered what you
were doing on that computers? Why is that not being
spent on the show.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
And we can't print in color in this office, and
we's been a one hundred and twenty dollars and bloody eggs.
You looked, you've looked at gift to us in the mouth.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
They're a generous gift. Rix just text us on three
for it three. But it kills you to share the
joy of your are going to eat it with us
on air, eat it with well every bite like humph humph.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Or send a shout out to every list.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
That John says the big round blowout, scoff the whole
thing this morning, I imagine scoffing a whole How.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Does that go with Menia's intimate fasting? Can you eat
it after midday?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Or don't rip on that there's a bloody there's tape
on the top of it. Yeah, look stand it back
up again. This tape there on top of it. I
reckon it's actually designed to to open up. Yeah that way,
cut that cut that use a pen if you want
with the keys one hundred and twenty bucks, you think
you'd be able to open it a bit easier when you.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
One hundred and thirty, one hundred and forty two. Oh
my god, that's real fancy.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Though there's more bloody, there's more more more bloody. Red
tape's gold gold, Oh my god, it's enormous. Scott's just texted,
and Jerry can have the chocolate and I can have
the wrapping in the ear inside. I'm not check. I'm
not gonna chill in the tin foil. When was the
last time he chewed on tinfoil? We even done that
as an adult?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
My god, quite a few times. That's not good for
the teeth at all.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Someone said, eat the whole thing, you cowd. You won't
do it. I reckon, we you don't think we will.
What do we got? We got three hours here to eat?
Six hundred grads? Is that all four of us? Someone
could reach out on three four eight three?

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:36):
How many of us need to take it down by win?
We'll put a photo over it up on Instagram for
for size comparison.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
I reckon we could take this thing down. I mean,
I reckon if we really sit up in pace, Yeah,
we could. We could take it down by eight if
we wanted to.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
But six hundred grams of chocolate yep, one point in
two kilers. Yeah, one hundred and thirty one hundred and
forty two dollars.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
I wasn't thinking of the dollar amount. Google people the
price of people's presents, same man, I never do anything.
I mean that is a lot, though, I reckon, we
can do it. Let's eat it.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
You're getting we can do it about eight Well.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Maybe let's just go to again before the end of
the show. Let's eat this giant please.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Jerry and Mini the hold I keep breakfast update.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Okay, big bastard. The start ups here, we've been We've
been gifted an extray from Kate from out in the
offices or one point two kilo Bennetts I believe is
the brand, not ad, not a sponsor, but reach out.
It is one point two kilograms. We literally for the
last about two years out in the office have had
a cake's cake smashing hammer you think.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, we've had a couple of cakes to come through
the show.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, and it's smash cakes, smash cakes, and it's been
thrown out just course, just as we just as we
get the need to find right anyway, found ice cream
scoop heavy out there, so we've used that.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
I put it down my pants first just to clean
it up, and then I checked it. Yep. What as
amazing as out in that office there there are have
you seen how many tongues there are? Yeah, there's a
draw and I'm not joking there's like twenty sets of tongues. Well,
any sets of tongues are not one bloody cake hammer.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Well that's because we're a wacky radio station that turns
sausages at you know. Well, let's sticks through a big
block of cabres three hundred and fifteen grams. It's just
like one of their each between the four easts. Don't
say you've never been to run of them. Well, that's
a good point, although not at six in the morning.
I will say. You know, people always look at our
jobs and think, oh god, you've got an easy job.

(07:42):
You just show up and talk to took into a
tin can for a few hours. I've gotta be honest.
You know, there are days that are you know, that
are pretty tough, and today is one of them. You know,
when one point in two kilo chocolate Easter egg shows
up and you've got to eat it, you've got to
put that on your back for the nation. You know,
they those days can really weigh on you. I mean,
look at Jerry getting through the hard yards here. That's

(08:03):
a very tough carry out of his own yardage.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
I've started it out and I reckon I've knocked off
maybe forty grams fifty grams good chocolate, really good chocolate.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
And I will say on the inside of it as well,
it's like welds. You know. Usually on e s egg
there's just like one scene, Yeah, arou in the middle.
There's multiple scenes on this one because it's so big.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah, totally, and actually on the outside of it completely smooth,
quite thick, very thick.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Well, it would have to be to maintainance integrity.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah, I suppose that is. It took quite a few
knocks of the hammer to really get going into it.
I didn't know, quite weird I hit it. Do you
hit it on the thick part of the egg? Or
do you hit it on the thin top of the egg?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Well, isn't that why eggs are the shape they are?
Isn't that one of the hardest shapes that you can make?
I think something like that. I think that's why they
make eggs at shape.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Sounds kind of plausible.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
With a peck on Instagram, want to see what you're
working with? Yeah, we'll chuck one up now. I think
it's going to shock you how big this thing is.
Back when I was a kid, there was a real
for bigger and bigger Easter eggs, And that was a
measure of how much your parents cared about you, was
how big an Easter egg they gave you, And they
would be compared.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, go on, look much how expensive?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Would google them? And so they were getting bigger and bigger.
One of them literally was wrapped like it was a soccerball,
rugby ball. This one is bigger than any of those
that I've ever seen before, but the biggest, the most
impressive thing about it. And what's the Brandnie Bennetts Bennet?
Is it a keevy brand? Those ones that get bigger

(09:32):
and bigger and bigger, they usually taste like candlewax. This
doesn't no, this is good chocolate.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
No, chocolate is good.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Hey, ruder.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Were you one of those kind of people when you
were growing up that wrote a spreadsheet of all of
the prices of all of your birthday presents or Christmas
presents that you were given, and then you compared it
to maybe a sibling. You put together a spreadsheet, things
like that have to be fair.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
And when you're growing up and maybe your parents say
things like, okay, so you've turned let's say nine years old,
and so this year you're going to get sixty dollars
because we always got given cash rather than presents, because
my parents didn't want to give us ship prisons. But yeah,
we always would make sure that if I got sixty
dollars when I was turning nine, for instance, that my
sister who was a year younger.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
But no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Because they loved her more.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
No.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
Also, I just had a memory that apparently if my
parents would take me out when they were buying prisons
for other kids, I would.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Start to cry. So they would also you were one
of those. They would also you had to go. You
were one of them cried when your friends got prisons.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
If let's say my cousin was getting a birthday present
from my parents, then I would begin to cry because
I also idols you wanted the prisons.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's all behind you, though, right all behind it, Like I.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Just don't see that persone.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
You know it all.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yourself. Clay there one point two kgs.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Jerry in the night the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Time for old dudes name years.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I would like to take you guys. I would like
to hark back if I could to ad either thirty
or thirty three. It is still debated by mini historians.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Well, hold on, you're an old dude and you're naming
a year, naming thirty or thirty three.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
It was a little bit before my time. I'm going
to go with thirty three. Okay, I'm going to go
with thirty three. A chronology of Easter of course, ad
and no Domino. This is straight after Jesus was born.
He was born at year zero best estimates, he was
either thirty or thirty three when he carcked it.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Was he born at zero or was he born at one?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Was he when?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Was Mary pregnant? Was she pregnant and minus one?

Speaker 1 (11:44):
She was pregnant in minus nine months? Yeh, ad B
B C whatever. Anyway, All right, twenty fifth December, so today,
two thousand and no nineteen hundred years ago and something. Anyway, Look,
Thursday night, Holy Thursday. You may know the Last Supper.
Have you seen the painting?

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, yeah, you have so thirteen people in that photo
painting Jesus and the twelve Apostles who must have booked
a table for twenty six so they could all park
up on the same side for some reason. Good question.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Why why is everyone sitting on the same side? I
don't quite hard to actually sit at a table. It's
quite nice to be across.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
From people and would have pissed off the restaurant owner.
They're like, we've got a table specifically for twenty six people.
You've booked it out and brought thirteen. Yeah, and faced
away from the view. There's a window behind them and
they're facing away from that. But the pick did look
pretty good. Would have got a lot of likes on
Instagram back in the day. During the meal, Jesus predicts
his betrayal by one of the apostles present and foretells
it before the next morning. Peter will thrice deny knowing.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Him so paranoid, Really, Jesus, wasn't he?

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Well, well let's find out, Jerry, because after dinner Jesus
went to the Garden of Geth semony for a vape.
That's what you do after dinner.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
How it was beautiful that Garden of Gets and Easter
great babe spot lovely.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
In April, Judas pulls up with a bunch of Roman
guards and says, whoever I kiss is the one calling
himself the King, get him. He's a hot. He goes
into the garden against sim and he has a hot
makeout Sish with JC.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Hold on, Okay, so Judas where is Judas? Is Scariot
wanted to pesh Jesus?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
I don't think he wanted to. But he was trying
to figure out a way to signal to Well, this
is the thing. He is trying to figure out a
way to signal to his homeboys. This is the guy
you gotta get right, And they were like, well, how
are you gonna do it? Should you point at him?
Maybe you could tap him on the shoulder, give him
a Bunnings camp camp or something. Yeah, but give him
a straw Bunnings hat. Maybe you can tap on your
own head while you're touching him and then will not
it's that guy. Maybe you could just yell out and

(13:39):
Judas is like, no, no, no, no, I want to
pass him.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Okay. Hot.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
He got for his sins thirty silver coins. Oh that's
quite a lot, is it, because it's somewhere between ninety
dollars and four hundred and fifty dollars in today's money.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Yeah, but hold on, but yeah, but things have changed,
like you could buy a lot in those days with
a silver coin. Try, donkey, I think though, Yeah, but
he didn't know. But Judas didn't think he.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Was, No, he didn't. The next morning, Ponscious Pilot centers
as Jesus to death by crucifixion and bans the sale
of person New Zealand and the same breath.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah, poor old Ponstious, I think, look Conscious in this
story is a bit of a villain. However, Conscious was
just going with the people. Yeah, people, he was asking
the people, and the people wanted him to did.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Oh yeah, just didn't give a shit. I mean he's Roman,
he didn't. He didn't care about this Jesus fella. What
I don't understand is why he banned the sale of
person New Zealand at that time as well. Dad, I
can't figure out we weren't even in a country at
that time.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
That is weird.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Jesus then gets slung up on the cross at Goal Gotha.
Three pm. Darkness covers the land in Jesus carts it.
Joseph of Arimathea takes his carcass to a tomb and
rolls the stone in front of it.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Is that his dad, Joseph?

Speaker 1 (14:49):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Oh okay, Although where was Joseph during this whole thing?
I know Mary was there, Father Mary Magdalen.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Was there too early. She was a sex worker. Don't
forget well cast your aspersions as you made, Jerry. But
she will come back into the story, okay, right now,
early Sunday morning, Mary Mary.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Medline, she goes away and does some six work.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Is there?

Speaker 3 (15:09):
What happens?

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Well, she came back on Sunday morning. I don't know
what she did, right.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Well, Saturday is a busy day for Mary Meigdalan. That's
her busiest night, Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Look, she just went away. It says that she worked
for a little bit. She came back with a lot
of money.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Exactly was that text? Free? That money?

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Scar runnings on her face? Mary Magdalene and a few
other women of chaste moral go down there to the tomb.
They found the stone had been rolled away. Angels told
them he is not here. He has risen, and for
some reason they again banned the sale of person ends
in on that day.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Yeah, fair enough.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
And somewhere in all of that we got Easter eggs
as well, and bunnies.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Bunny.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
I don't know how that came into it, but that
is the story of Easter chronology from today right through it.
Toll Sunday, Thanks for clearing.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Matter Jerry and mid Night the hot Ikey Breakfast home for.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Your latest sport headlines thanks to expert ul to the
BF here. A match winning, record breaking innings from captain
Mellie Kerr has enabled the New Zealand women to level
the One Day International Cricket Series one all with South
Africa and Wellington. Kerr made numb beaten one seventy nine
of one thirty nine balls to carry New Zealand to
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deliveries and two wickets to spare g She's a nail bider, yeah,

(16:20):
a world best chase and Women's One Day International.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Does their ramp shot off the third last ball or
something something ridiculous?

Speaker 3 (16:28):
That is one. She's exceptional.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
She is incredible, incredible.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
A missed free throw for the Sidney Kings in the
last seconds has allowed their Adelaide thirty six as host
to level the A n b L Basketball Championship.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
We talked about this yesterday, Oh, Benny Griffin, grif Yeah,
this is bad news for Andrew Boggan. If you didn't
listen to the podcast yesterday, we've been talking about Andrew
Boggett former NBA player. He now is one of the
coaches for the Sydney Kings. In the final of the
finals of the NBL. He keeps calling the owner of
the Adelaide thirty six is Peter Griffin. He's used a

(17:04):
bit more colorful language than that that we can't use
on the radio as well.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
He's a bigger bone man, sure, isn't he.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Full full of figured and Peter Griffin is. I don't
know who this other guy they's talk about. But and
I've broken one of my own rules. I should have
put some money on this because I've always said in basketball,
where they've got these best so this one's best of five,
first three and the team facing elimination, always bet on

(17:30):
them if the other team isn't. So, for example, the
Kings could afford to lose this game, so always been
against them because done it. You can't fake desperation and
the other team's always going to want it more. And
that is what we've seen here. A miss free throw?

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Can do We know who's Sidney Kings or the Adelaide
thirty six is hosting the final game. It's on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
I said it'll be the King.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
So the series is tool.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
So this is game five, last game, do or die.
Winner of the next game was Sydney or Adelaide. I'd
say it will be in Sydney because they at the
top of the table at the end of the season.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
So okay, so right. So the Adelaid thirty six is
are they're the ones that are coached by Peter Griffin.
I'm going for Peter Griffin. Oh I just in the situation.
I love a bit of a comeback and it would
be great and I look all right, I'll go Andrew
like a bigger bone man. All right.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
The teams themselves, by the way, they've they've got the
two probably best players in the competition that was shocked
now on two American imports, and they are outstanding. Bryce
Cotton and Kendrick Davis. No, I'll watch that one on
your Sunday.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
And the third father son duo set to play for
the Crusaders and Super Rugby LUs, said prop Jack Sixton,
son of former howker Matt Sexton, has been selected on
the Crusaders bench for Good Friday showdown against the Druer.
Crusader's coach Rob Penny admires the younger sex Easy Rob
Easy have you seen the younger Sexton, I really do him.

(18:57):
Apparently hit it south in search of opportunities to forge
his own path out of his father's shadow. I was
playing for the same team I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
I can, I can decode this little riddle for you.
I got these little six ditty sports riddles. He's been
playing for Southam for the last couple of years. Okay,
that's what they want. But he's come back to the Crusaders.
I hit it south. He hasn't hit it south. Who
said it right?

Speaker 4 (19:18):
So?

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Who are the other father son combos?

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Obviously Blackadders, Todd and Ethan Nathan and Aaron Major.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Which ones sporting oracle across the desk.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
There they were brothers, Robbie Frown and Robbie Deans.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Steven Mark wore must have.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Been Marika Vonnie Backer. No Scott Hamilton's dad ever.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Played for three four eight three.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Someone will know Greeg some Ofville's son playing footy.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
The egg on legs I don't know, probably not yet.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Jeremie Wells and the nice Stuart the Hurdarchy breakfast struggling
this chocolate.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Yeah, we've got a one point two kg egg from
Bennett's which is not a sponsor.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
No, but apparently up in Munglefi.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Do you mind just maybe finishing that mouthful of chocolate
before I like him doing that with the mouthful of chocolate.
That's a triggering noise.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Sorry, but Jory McDougall, who's texted on three four eight
three bug of me, that is a huge egg.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Not anymore, it's not some bits.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
My issue is that if I got one that size,
I would literally eat it in one setting. Well, that's
what we're trying to do this morning. Were at one
point two kilo east three. We're trying to eat the
whole thing by the end of the show. I'm gotta
be honest. My strategy was just end it this thing,
go hard and go early, because, as anyone who's gorged
themselves and chocolate before knows, you get sick of it

(20:51):
quite quickly, you know what I mean. Like you can
eat heaps right at the start, and then right at
the end you feel awful. So my plan was, let's
get as far through this as we can before we
feel awful. But every bloody three and a half minutes
I've gotta stop eating and start talking.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Well, here's my issue with it. Normally, when I eat chocolate.
I've got a I know, I'm probably part of me
thinks you've got to stop. At some stage. I could
eat like unlimited amounts of chocolate. I can't find myself
up on it. Weirdly enough, this morning when faced with
the challenge of actually having to it. Yeah, the whole thing.
I'm I'm struggling my way through it. And now I'm
looking at the shards because I hamm at it before.

(21:27):
And I've just worked my way through three shards, three
sizeable shots, almost hand sized shards, and I'm saying we
get no end. No, we've got major shards. There's I
haven't even started attacking them big bits.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
No, We've got major work to do here. And you know, again,
like I said before, and I'd like to reiterate this,
people think that we're just coming here swannen here, you know,
and our shorts and a T shirt and no shoes on,
just talking to a tin can for a few hours,
bug off home, go play golf all day, you know,
hang out and get to a pub whatever. Sure, that's
part of it, but the other part of it is

(22:01):
taking a tough carry out of our own end. And
that's what we're doing. This morning. But and we're doing
this for you in New Zealand. Yeah, we're eating this
Easter egg We're gorging ourselves. And I think what is
one of the most kiwi of traditions, and that's eating
all of your Easter eggs before Easter weekend.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
James is just texting, did you boys have a bucky
before work? Ah?

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Funnily enough, I did, James, But nothing illegal. I'm actually
training the house down at the moment. I have entered
myself into the Flinders backy Cone Battle. What the Flinder's
backy Cone Battle. It's over there in Australia. It's on
the twelfth of April. Winner receives a one thousand dollars

(22:39):
one thousand dollars Australian and a gold gator Bug trophy,
which is a you can see there.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Oh so it's a gatoray bottle that's been turned into
a bong.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yeah, that's right. And so the rules are pretty simple
of this thing. It's just you go backy bong for
backy bong until someone passes out and then the winner
of that gets the hand raised they move on to
the next round. So single elimination backy cone battles. So yes,
I have been training the house down for that. It's
again twelfth of April, Flinders, which I think is in Sydney.

(23:10):
So that thousand dollars Australia is probably billly going to
cover the flights.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
I think it's Melbourne Albourn, Yeah it is. I think
is that Melbourne no more expensive? That's Flender's station, that's
right in central Melbourne.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah, okay, okay, so thousands and big hitters over there
in Melbourne.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Mate, there's some big hitters hanging around that station.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Well, I've been sort of doing two days lately. I've
been in the morning before I come into work, and
then I'll do it again in the afternoon. I think
you should. I don't know if you've been training correctly.
I think you've got to be doing sort of be working.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Up to five six seven a day, oh and then
probably have a break for three days, hitting into the competition,
taper off yep, and then had it hard again.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Is that what the other other heavy hitters are doing?

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Oh yeah, I think that's that's definitely a training strategy.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
And see again I'd like to say, you know, people
think that this job is easy, but today I have
to eat a one kilo chocolate Easter egg and then
I've got to do seven Becky bombs this afternoon. All right,
it's not free.

Speaker 6 (24:03):
Rock Jerry and m Ni the hold Ikey breakfast. Jerry
and Mini, the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Holy holy crap for Holy Thursday. What's it called? Holy
Easter Thursday?

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Holy Thursday?

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (24:20):
This is the last supper tonight in Jesus and then
parked up for a meal, okay, last supper. Judas is
Scariot betrayed him and the gardener gets seventy well.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Kate Breton, the marketing managers betrayed us, and she's brought
in a one point two kilogram egg from Bennett's.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yes, not a sponsor, no, but delicious shock that if
you're in the market.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Absolutely one one point two cages of the eastg is
about the size. If you remember rugby in the nineteen eighties,
there were the editors leather balls. It's like one of
those that's been over and flated, yes, and then it's swollen.
It's got wet and it's swollen, and then you've over
inflated again and it's it's about the box itself is

(24:57):
forty centimeters high, which is quite high.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
There's a photo of it on our Instagram page. You
can go and have a look at that. To add
another analogy into the mix, that will add absolutely almost
nothing to the description. Do you know we had these
plastic rugby balls back at primary school, the god awful
plastic and you could overinflate them. Like I said, that
added nothing to the description.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
What we need to explain is that we are going
to eat that one point two kgb during the show week.
We've got through a bit of it. I'm feeling sick already.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
So am I and so and if it to help
with that. We also have about four coffees in the morning.
So I've poured all the shrapnel, all the little crumbly
bits from the bottom of the egg into my coffee here,
but I haven't brought a tea spurner and so I
need to stir that. But yeah, so that's the plan.
And don't you know, let it not be said that
we don't work hard on the show.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Pin you could use a pinhos use a pin.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Jase sucks on that.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
I don't choose on it to the flavor.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Hey, did you see that the And I know you
saw it, because we've organized an interview up next. But
did you guys see that the alcohol rules have changed
around Good Friday?

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Yes, I know, Loujah.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
So you can now buy a beer at a bar restaurant.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
What about a family's done?

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Karen mcnault, who pushed the bill through, he'll be joining
us next.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Kerri and Mania joined the conflay the Hidaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
More So last night, legislation to ease alcohol restrictions over
Easter and zach Day and Christmas past its third and
final reading at Parliament. The bill is going to allow
premises that are already open on Good Friday, Easter Sunday
and zach Day morning and Christmas Day as well to
sell alcohol under normal license conditions. It was put forward

(26:37):
by Labor MP Karen McNulty, and he joins us on
the phone now, thanks for your time, Karen. Firstly, congrats
on getting it through. First question why couldn't you buy
drinks at HOSPO establishments without buying a substantial meal? And
secondary question is six bowls of fries for one person
a substantial meal?

Speaker 7 (26:59):
Good morning, lads, things for having me on the answer
to your first question is I don't think anyone really knows.
It's just one of those things that have always been
the case. It's not like Christian religions bearing you from
getting on the lash on those days. So so it
was just sort of one of those old fashioned hangovers
that really irked me, and I'm really stoked to have

(27:19):
fixed it.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
So bottle stores, that doesn't mean bottlestores will be over
and know, it's just basically bars and restaurants that you
could have gone through anyway. You just don't need to
get a meal to have a beer.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Now.

Speaker 7 (27:30):
There's been numerous attempts over the years to try and
change the laws over EASTA and every single one of
them has failed. And so I watched that and thought, right, well,
it's pretty clear that if something's already opened, there's an
appetite to change things. It goes to allowing businesses that
aren't open too open. That's a different yarn altogether. So
I just concentrated on the bars and the restaurants that

(27:53):
are already allowed to open, and those workers that are
already working, just let them do it like they normally do.
Manage to get the required support to your second question.
That was another of the issue. So people had to
buy a quote unquote substantial meal in order to buy
a drink, but a substantial meal was never defined. And

(28:13):
this is the most ridiculous, but you actually weren't.

Speaker 8 (28:16):
Required to eat it.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
You just had to order it could start you're on
the table.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I literally did this last Good Friday I had to buy.
I asked if I could buy a cheese gun and
get the beer, and they said no, you're going to
buy the bagel next to it, which was smaller than
the cheese gun. So I bought it, lifted on the
counter and walked away, which is probably.

Speaker 7 (28:34):
There's these roosters sitting there with sex raced meals in
front of them, absolutely chock as it's just stupid.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Exactly can I buy drugs at a restaurant now?

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Though?

Speaker 7 (28:43):
That's the next one.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Well, with the substantial meal idea, obviously this law was
written a long time ago, but it wasn't based on
calories or anything like how deep you would people have
wanted to have gone. It's like, well, anything over four
hundred and fifty calories. I guess the issue, and you
probably talked about this, Karen, was that you'd have you're
inviting people into a hospitality venue. As you know, you're

(29:08):
trying to be hospitable, and then all of a sudden,
when people want to get something, you've got to turn
around to them and say no, which is a very
unusual thing, and it just it just didn't make any
sense at all.

Speaker 7 (29:21):
Well, you got hospital guys saying that, you know, people
were getting real titchy about it, and then in the
end it.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Just wasn't worth it for their staff.

Speaker 7 (29:28):
Or we go to all this effort to get people
to come all the way around their world to come
and visit their beautiful country and then all they want
to do is go and have a drink and they
get met with yes, you can have a drink, but
you need to buy this caught on.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Blu or whatever. And I don't want to court on blue.
I just want to pint man.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
That's exactly what's going on there. I know that it's
been a point of issue for a lot of hospital workers.
This is probably one of the So this will be
an effect this good tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Is that right?

Speaker 7 (29:57):
Yeah, Well it all depends on when it gets royal
a sense. So where everything seems to have been lined
up and the Governor General hopefully all things going well,
should be signing the bill into law today, And that
was only nervous, but I knew it was. I had
I was pretty confident was going to pass last night.
But I mean, how do you line up the governor general.

(30:17):
You can't just text her and ask you for a favor.
You know, Cindy do was a solid It doesn't work
like that. But she has lined up her excellency and
I'm very.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Grateful for that.

Speaker 7 (30:28):
So as long as that does happen, it should be.
It will be in force and time for Good Friday tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
So if it's not, we know who's folded it.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah, as me Kieren, we're talking to Kieren McNulty. Is
it just me? Or is this quite an amazing part
of New Zealand that you can get a bill passed
and then the next day it can come into law
and that can also all happen. I feel like there
can't be many countries where this would happen as quickly.

Speaker 7 (30:55):
And look, mate, let's be honest, We're not renowned for
getting things done quickly.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
So this is true.

Speaker 7 (31:00):
This is a pretty good thing. But it's all it
was just it's how you write the law. Just said
in my bill just comes into effect the day after
Royal sin. What I didn't anticipate was that there was
going to be a squeaky bum time leading up to
a good Friday. But you know, it looks like it's
going to be in place, and that's a real good thing.
And also what I've spoked about is come Antic Day,

(31:20):
which isn't that far away. Now RSAs don't have to
get a special license to serve general members of the
general public anymore. Like you get these veterans coming after
into the RSAs after an insect service, bring their family
and all these RSAs had to get a special license
just to serve the veterans family. That was silly, so
that we got rid of that too.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
So one more question for you, Ker. And obviously it
was a conscience vote, so you know MPs could do
whatever they want. What was the in vote was was
it sixty five to fifty five something like that?

Speaker 7 (31:50):
Yeah, around that sexty sex to fifty six. It was
ten votes in it, so look, it wasn't the largest majorities.
But ye, actually you need one one vote to have
a majority, so look as good as gold now, So
people vote by their own conscience or what their local
regions think, and.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
That's all good.

Speaker 7 (32:07):
That's all good.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
It was a good debate.

Speaker 7 (32:08):
No one got titchy, no one got personal or anything.
But I'm staked to the vanda where.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
We have yeah, because how many of those fifty six
people who voted against it? We're actually thinking of going
to the pub tomorrow anyway.

Speaker 7 (32:17):
My bet as probably fifty five of them.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Karen mcnuldy, thank you so much for your time and
well done on this bell makes sense.

Speaker 7 (32:25):
Thanks very much, appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Jerry and the night the Hodkey Breakfast, and that's what.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
I'm asking for your vote the upcoming.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Len eighteen past seven on the Hidachy Breakfast. Has anyone
else got one armpit that's smellier than the other. This
is something that I worked out yesterday during our meeting
here at Radiohdacky that we have on a Wednesday. It's
called the Wednesday Wounder.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Literally, it is called the Wednesday Wounder. Our boss has
put it in our and our calendar as the winds
they wounded.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah. Look behind the curtain. The boss plays us little
bits of the showback and when we have to crin.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
And we WinCE and we go my god, I have.
We've been putting people's that for four hours a day.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
And I was in such a horrific state listening to
myself back that I started smelling my own arm pets.
That was. That was as far as I got. And
I realized that for some reason, and I'm not sure
if anyone else has this problem, my left pit and
I and every morning I wake up, I put deodorant on,
put makeup, I go. I start with my right hand

(33:22):
and I put my left first. I go, and then
I swap over into my left hand and I go
my right pit second. So I got the roll on going.
But you go roll on deodorant every day without fail.
It's just a habit. I've done it for a long time.
And then I smelled. I've never really smelt my pet before,
but yesterday I smelled one pers the same again today.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Okay, my left pa.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
It's not like it's not like bo smell, but it's
just not as I'll be that deodorant he's smelling. It's
not as fresh as that. My left is not as
fresh as the right, and I feel like I'm sweating
more on the left.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
A couple of follow up questions here, Jeremy else. First question,
you're on her? Which is the umpet that you rip
holes through the right, and that is the one that
doesn't smell as bad.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
That's the one that's the one that doesn't smell as bad.
That's the one that doesn't sweet as much.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Okay, so it's not that, so you're not rotting through
that one. No, the other one, now you You did
bring this up briefly yesterday, and Zoe made a good point,
she said, which one are you applying first? You just
mentioned there You are right handed, so you are applying
the left first, and you've just mentioned Stay with me here.
This is like an episode of House. You have a

(34:35):
roll on de and what do we know about roll
on Dedrance. They take a couple of revolutions to really
start applying that stuff, because there's the ball rolls that
starts collecting more and more of the stuff and then
and then it'll roll on, you know what I mean?
And so I reckon it's you need to get warm
that roll up up before you go into the other umpet.
And I think that's where you're going wrong. Okay, so

(34:56):
have you considered spray on links Africa. I'm worried about
the hole in the ozone. I don't know about you,
but I'm very environment focused on if you're out there
at the moment, just have us if you can just.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Have a smell of each pet and to see if this.
I'd like to get some some numbers on this, because
obviously we've got hundreds of thousands of listeners, so I
reckon we could get anyone else got the same thing
going on.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Lee's take strough on left pit centric two.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
There we go.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
I think my left pit and I use spray on.
I think my left pit smells worse than my right,
and I would go first there. I would always go
first spraying and then spray the right.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
And don't you go left, spray first, left side, so
your spray So that's not the role. On's not going
to take a while to roll on like my one.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Perhaps a couple of conspiracy theories on three four three
fellas one is your I don't know if I should
use that word.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
You're I'm just.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Gonna read it verbatim. A right, ye go on, send
you can plain into the BSA. Your wang hand is
too weak to grasp the girth of the roll on,
resulting in less force.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Well hold on, so but when you push down harder
on the roll on, that doesn't make it spew out
more deodorant, does it.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
I don't know. James has said what brand a roll
on as Jerry is? Is it deal?

Speaker 3 (36:17):
No, James, James, it's Nivia.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Someone someone else said, because of them rip holes in
your shirt, your right side is getting more fresher than
the lid.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
But this one doesn't have rip holes. Look, this one's
this one amazingly, this is a T shirt that is
about eight years old, doesn't have any rip holes in it.
So no, it's well made. This one.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Someone else said spray on is terrible. But yeah, left
is the bad one too, thank you, and I long
South Africa hard. It's usually the shirt that smells and
not the pit.

Speaker 5 (36:44):
Yeah, but it's the shirt has to get the smell
from somewhere, which means that that is going to smell more.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
No, my shit doesn't My shirt doesn't spell. I mean,
at this time in the morning, I've only just what
I've been up for an hour and two hours or something.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
You've eaten a kelo a chocolate, that's true, Sam said,
we run the two dudes. Theodor and stick doesn't need
to rotate in all natural end zid owns not sponsored. Yeah,
I'm running a stick. What a natural stick? Not a
natural stick? Mon's full of chemicals.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
But that natural deodorant doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
No, it doesn't. That doesn't news. This does not work,
got bad news. I'm happy to be convinced otherwise. If
someone wants to send something.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
It doesn't run that tea tree under your pits? I stink.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
So what have we learned?

Speaker 3 (37:24):
I don't know. I'd just like to get some more
texts on three four three anyone else got a smellier pet?
One's one than the other?

Speaker 4 (37:31):
Jerry and Minnie the Hotiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
We're talking about armpits and if anyone out there has
one smellier pit than the other, because my left pit
stinks more than my right.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
There's been a lot of theories come through on three
four eight three. There could be an unbalanced hair growth
and a different amount of bacteria on each side. Chafing
males would be part of the calculation.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
I can tell you, texted, there's no chaffing going on, okay,
And I could say that I haven't ever shaved under
my pets, so I assume that the hair growth is
the same under both sides.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
That when you make an assumption, Jerry, you make an
ass out of you and me. Someone said, tested the
pets and both seem regular. The right bullsack, though definitely funk.
He right pitt is much worse than the left. I'm
still lulling around in the fart sack and haven't showered.
Don't care how you showered. People are thinking already, morning Fellers.

(38:22):
I had the same thing happened at fifty. Had to
start using rex ownA clinical works perfect, Brendan, Oh, clinical Now,
I just.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Looked this up for people who are having perspiration assues
in their fifties.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
And I looked up.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
The rex Owner clinical protection and yeah, it's seventeen dollars
the rec cent. Mine's like four dollars fifty or something.
My mind, Nivia, Yeah, did you get whatever one's at
the supermarket? You go, yeah, yeah, I think I'm a brute.
Oh you're a green one. Yeah, you're on the broad.
I don't mind the brute. I don't mind the blue stratus.
I don't mind the brute.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah, I'm I'm I'm the fragrance of pack and saved,
the official fragrance of packing and saving.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
So I look. Also there's one called Extreme Protection Home
Day Control. There's the Purse by Guard as well, Maximum
Strength Andy Person. I mean, what does that put glue
under your per Are you going.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
To get to a situation where you've got to write
a run a left and right? This is a good
theory on three four eight three. I like this one.
It's because you're right handed and you lift your arm
more to do stuff, it gets eared out, unlike your
left it usually dangles like a useless noodle. Is a
pretty good idea. I mean, even you're mouthing around with
your right hand, you're doing all sorts.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Yeah, you sleep on the left side of the bed,
do you well? Which way?

Speaker 1 (39:37):
So if you're lying in bed looking at the ceiling,
what side of.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
The bed you on? I'm on the right side.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Okay, somewhere a list do you swap every night?

Speaker 3 (39:46):
I'm on the right side.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
But I sleep with my left arm pit earring out,
with my pillow up around my head like some kind of.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Baby Peter has fixed it in. Reminds me of the
old British comedy skit The Swedish Chemist Shop. British bloke
walks into a Swedish chemist and asks for deodorant. The
chemists asks ball or ear zole Man responds, neither, I
want it from me at.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
This text here just to finish, I think that means
you're gay.

Speaker 6 (40:13):
Jerry, Jerry and Mini The Hdarchy Breakfast The Best Way.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
To catch up on what he missed The Hurdarchy Breakfast
radio show podcast.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
So the Warrior season started brilliantly, but last week they
had their first NRL loss of the year. They lost
to Benji Marshall's Tiger's Side, who were definitely the better
side on the day. They now here to Sydney to
play the Sharks and one man who's going to be
on the plane joins us. Now fall back Taine tour,

(40:44):
Bicky Morning tain How are.

Speaker 8 (40:46):
You good, guys, how are you good?

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Thanks for joining us. There's been chat and not coming
from us, Tane, but there's been chaired around the office.
They said the Warriors are potentially getting ahead of themselves.
Would you like to answer those allegations time?

Speaker 8 (41:02):
Oh, I wouldn't say so. I'm sure the ones are
saying that are just taking the bunch of troubles in
the comments, But no, we're not too like I think
it's too early in the year to get ahead of yourselves.
We're still twenty more rounds to go, so it's just week,
week by week for us.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Yeah, and that's the great thing about the national rugby
leagues that any any team can beat any team at
any given time. They were all the bandwagon fans. I
think they were complaining last week. You you started last
week in the number one jersey, Chance moved to center.
I see the team's been named again this week. You
keep that number one jersey? Has Chance filthy with you.

Speaker 8 (41:42):
No count of the man. He's actually a really good guy.
When that happened, He's gonna be a nice message many times.
We're actually really close. We're like each other's biggest supporters.
Like I've been there for I've been there for a
few years now. Trying to take that jersey off. It's
it's mineful this weekend, but I know that he's going

(42:03):
to want to back. So it's good competition at training.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
And how has that been moving into the starting fullback role.
How's that different than coming off the bench.

Speaker 8 (42:12):
Yeah, it's been good. It was a bit of a surprise. Obviously,
didn't get didn't do much of the starting reps a
preseason and second round and I was full back and yeah,
so it was a surprise. But it's something that, like
I've said, that I've wanted, and now that I've got it,
it's something that I don't want to give back.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Tane, tell me about your pre match routine. Obviously you're
not the biggest guy on the field. Do you fire
yourself up with some music? I means you listen to
simply the best or anything like that. What do you
what music are you listening to? Fire yourself up and
go and smash. Some dudes out.

Speaker 8 (42:50):
There probably can tell from the way that I play.
I don't really listen to anything heavy or till it's
all pretty old school A. Probably reggae is probably all
I listened to, But I'm not too fast. They like,
I don't have any set routine. Off the speakers going good,
I'll listen to that. If the boys on the tracks

(43:12):
are playing dumb tracks, then I just chucked the headb Yeah,
I'm a pretty chure guy.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Do you think you're your size is an advantage for you?
Because I presume at most levels that you've played throughout
your career, you've been one of the smaller guys on
the field. So that's always been the same for you,
whereas some of these bigger boys when they get into
the higher levels, all of a sudden everyone's big. So
is that a bit of an itch for you? Do
you think.

Speaker 8 (43:39):
I wouldn't say it's an edge because they I guess
smoke teeves. It is definitely probably annoying. I think you
can't afford to have too many fellows like me and
the team, because then you just will probably just end
up getting rolled. Although I try to hold my gloves up,
but I think we can probably afford to have one

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or two of me in the side.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
We're talking to Warriors fullback tain two opecky. Speaking of size, Pane,
does Roger two of us? So shek have particularly small feet?
Or am I imagining it? I went along to the
game on Friday and I was there at ground level
and Roger obviously massive.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Legs, huge calves, huge legs.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
And apparently a dude who can who can bench a lot.
But I was just worried. I look down his feet
and I'm worried that he's going to topple their feet.
His feet are so small.

Speaker 8 (44:30):
Have you noticed that, I actually don't think they are.
I'm trying to think. Oh, it depends what you say.
He's small. I think he's like size twelve, so that's fine.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Okay, maybe, yeah, I mean I am blind.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Yeah. Well the other thing is Jerry that you're falling
victim to is he's got the biggest calves potentially in
the history of the National regular lygue. And that's probably
what I was thinking as well. Yeah, it's the calves.
It's an optical illusion. Talked to Tennis Dew Smith told
us that the bench press, the heavious bench press in

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the locker room at the moment, is probably either Roger
or Aaron Clark. Is that right?

Speaker 8 (45:13):
Yeah, I don't know what it is exactly, but just
looking at the guys that's tan has probably been a
bit humble. He's up there as well them shirtless, but yeah,
Tanner's got a riga, but it's got to be Aaron.
Just looking at his rigs.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Yeah, in short arms as well, which help on that.
Who's fastest? So thy meters though.

Speaker 8 (45:35):
I'm saying loffy, LOFFI. He hasn't had a run yet,
but when he goes out training when he wants to,
he smokes every I think.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
You might be being that was that's okay.

Speaker 8 (45:51):
Loffy's got me covered.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Tame to it. Becky, thank you so much for your time.
Best of luck against the Sharks this weekend.

Speaker 8 (45:57):
Sweet as guys, thanks for having me on.

Speaker 6 (46:00):
Jerry and Midnight The hold Ikey Breakfast Jerry and Midnight
The hold Ikey Breakfast Time.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
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hadache oh eight hundred four to eight seven two five.
If you want to get your high school on the
It's academic roll of honor, We've got a fifty dollars
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Speaker 1 (46:22):
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Speaker 1 (46:47):
Also Karma is still o from two the high school,
not the rugby player. All right, let's go to line five.
Adam from the Hawks Bake, good morning, Adam.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Hare going today?

Speaker 7 (47:01):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (47:01):
There you go very well? Thank you? What high school
did you attend?

Speaker 5 (47:05):
Nape your Boys High School?

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Any famous alumni that we may know of alumni people
that went there? Okay? So no an academic okay again,
not an academic school. This is this is your chance
at them to put them on the map for there
for their academic prowess. You know how it works. Five questions.

(47:26):
You're only going to get three of them, right, But
if you pass, we can't come back to them, so
there is no point in passing. You got that, Yeah,
got ja?

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Just be careful about passing, all right? Question number one
for you Adam from Hawk's Bay, Nap Boys High and
the film Lord of the Rings The Fellowship of the Ring.
What character Gandalf famously shouts the phrase you shall not
what pa correct? Sharing the name and town and a
national park in the Celling district is the Arthur's what

(47:58):
a correct?

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Mind?

Speaker 2 (48:00):
You?

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Adam? You can't pass but you're doing well.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Owen Wilson and Jason Sadaikis starred in the twenty eleven
comedy film Pull What but.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
That?

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Maybe Your boys High? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:18):
I didn't know answer to one of the questions. Passed
it all three and he's won it. Do you want
to know? Do you want to hear the last two?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:23):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (48:24):
When Broncos play NRL games in Brisbane, referees often seem
to ignore when they throw a forward.

Speaker 5 (48:30):
What hmm.

Speaker 7 (48:33):
Throat?

Speaker 3 (48:34):
No, that's wrong. Pass.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
George Harrison's first solo work after the breakup of the
Beatles was an album called All Things Must What Go
see this? She's Lucky? The first three Adam, You're lucky.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Thanks for listening to the How did you breakfast? Congratulations
at fifty dollar? Bunning's voucher will be winging its way?
Are you shortly? Coming up? After eight O the Friday
Top five on a Thursday? Today, we're looking at the
top five Easter eggs. How's that easterreak going? By the way,
we've got the one point two kg e history here
that we've got to finish by the end of the show.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Give you an update after eight.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Jerry and mid Night the hot Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
This morning. We were gifted a one point two kilogram
a chocolate easter egg on Holy Thursday, on the eve
of Easter weekend, we set ourselves a chat where we're
actually set the challenge of finishing that basket by the
end of the show. Current update, we're at probably just
under halfway through. Unfortunately, we needed to have got our
work done earlier. I think because I feel disgusting. How

(49:39):
do you feel?

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Oh, disgusting? And I reckon, I've eaten more of that
than you.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Yeah, well, I tried to put some I mean I
put heaps into my last coffee and an effort to
try and drink it down, and now I just it's discussing.
I need a little palate cleanser.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Yeah, maybe what is it? A shot? An extport ultra? Probably?
Do you export ultrap? Probably help you? Actually?

Speaker 5 (50:00):
Is this one of those situations like professional rugby, professional
rugby league where you need some fresh legs off the bench.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Can I get into that field? Please? Mate? You get
into that shot, Please help yourself with that.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
We if we can get some meaningful minutes out of you.
If we can get some meaningful minutes, a good twenty
I just.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Don't spit on that phone, Okay.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
No, Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
It's the Thursday to five time to find the top
five things on a Friday, But it's really a Thursday
because we've had good Friday. Tomorrow we're away for the
weekends long weekend coming up.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
It's a fake Friday. How did we manage to get
the imaging turned around so quickly? So I might ask?

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Amazing?

Speaker 1 (50:40):
In the past, we've done beaches, rivers among the pet peeves.
Top five words of twenty twenty five, Top five blazing spots.
We're gonna make a table coffee book out of that. Positions, boats, bushes, dogs, fruits,
straight straights, hangover, cures, and pieces of ends in infrastructure.
Today on, in honor of Easter, we're going top five
Easter eggs. Is it an honor of Easter? Is it's
an honor of Easter? We're going to honor East today

(51:00):
by doing a top five Easter eggs. I'd like to
go first one of my favorites from my childhood, which
I'd like to enter as an honorable mention anything that
had stuff inside it. So when you were a kid
and you got an Easter egg and it had and
even if it was just other Easter eggs inside of it,
or sometimes you would get the chocolate coins would be

(51:20):
inside those. The holy grail was if there was a
toy inside it, My god dear, it didn't matter what
it was either, the toy would always be terrible.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Was that a kinder? Not necessarily?

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Not necessarily, but they do do that. But sometimes you'd
have one and it'd have a little like t rex
or something in there. I mean, that was just the
holy grail. Yeah, But as I've aged and matured, my
tastes have changed. You know, your taste buds change every
seven years or something like that.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Yeah, Well, because you know you turn them over.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Well, you know, every day you're losing a taste bud
and another one's growing back, and then over the course
of seven years, you don't have any of the same
taste buds as you had seven years ago.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Are the taste buds actually buds? Are they made of weed?

Speaker 1 (51:59):
That's right? They are?

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Is that why? And they sort of go off in
your mouth and then you change them over. Is that
out words? I think that's that Your taste buds turn over.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Yeah, they do, Like every cell in your body, and
so as that's why you know you might not like
pickles in your younger ears and then your dot did
you find that you do like them? So is my
tastes have grown changed and matured. I find myself now
that the shape of the egg dictates the flavor for me.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Oh, you're more interested in the aesthetic.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
And so and the flavor. And so my favorite Easter
egg at the moment is the micro mini eggs in
the shape of a rabbit. Yeah, okay, it's a cabre sucker.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
You peel the tinfoil back off the top of that
and then bite into the ears. The ear is the
most delicious part of that. And it's got the many
eggs that we had the other day in the chocolate
inside of them, no, like embedded in it.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Okay. So it's not like you do a you do
a Caesarean section on it and then bring up pull
out the eggs.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
No, no, no no. I sort of circumcise the tinfoil
off the top of it and then eat that.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Okay, that's interesting.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
So that's me.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Okay, So that's essentially it's like those many eiggs. I
would describe them as a pibble or a.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Kind of yew. I would describe them as a smooth
and creamy cadbrew diery milk chocolate hollowies. The egg bunny
with micro mini eggs in case within the shell of
the chocolate.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Sounds like you're in the big pocket of big many egg.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
No, but reach out, big many egg.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Can I table please the pineapple lump marshmallow egg?

Speaker 1 (53:23):
And I don't very surprised to hear that.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Don't turn you. Yesterday a few people lost their pineapple
lump marshmallow egg virginity.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
I was you took it from them.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
I took the pineapple lump marshmallow egg virginity from them. Actually,
I took hilaries virginity from her. And she had never
had a pineapple lump marshmallow.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
You've just confirmed a lot of boomers theories.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
And she said, I've never had one of it. I'm like, oh, please, please,
here we go. She's like, this is like a giant
pineapple lump controversy of that's the whole.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
You got it, Hells.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
You put two of those suckers together, because there half
it's only half an egg. But you put two together,
comfort down, and you've got the double double pineapple lump.
If you like a pineapple up you guys not like No,
I don't like pineapple lump, especially you're not New Zealanders.
What do you go for now? Controversial?

Speaker 8 (54:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (54:22):
I probably Isn't you paint an actual egg and eat that?

Speaker 4 (54:25):
No?

Speaker 3 (54:25):
That that was bag at primary score? Correct?

Speaker 1 (54:27):
You lay your own egg.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Jarry.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
Back in the day before they changed the recipe, I
really used I really used to like the Caramellow Cabri
cream eggs, but then they change the recipe on me,
and it's given me a lack of trust in there,
and now I don't enjoy them.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
No, okay, yeah, do you remember the ad that don't
get caught with egg on your faces a cigarette? Such a.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (55:01):
I met that girl once, the Cabrey creamyer girl. She's
still getting residuals from that, really? Oh yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Oh yeahs to pay for that.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Yep, we do.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
She's getting residuals. All right. We'll keep text coming through
three four eight through. There's a bunch coming through. There's
a bit of support for you, and there's god awful
pineapple lump.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Yes, Jerry, Yes, text.

Speaker 6 (55:22):
Jerry and Mini the hold I keep breakfast it's the Thursday.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Today. We're doing Easter eggs, the Top five Easter Eggs.
This is because Easter is coming up. I'm not sure
if you're wear that.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
How far away are our day? One day?

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Sweet were currently in the studio. Are working your way
through a one point two kilo Easter egg. I've tried
to drink part of it through a hot chocolate. We've
been eating it all of us in here. I've got
a massive bloody slavor chocolate in my hand head.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
I'm trying to get through it. You're trying to drink it.
I've tried to shelve some of it. It's not working
coming back out. Essentially, we've got to try and and
bibe this thing somehow. Anyone got a syringe? I've tried Friday.
Top five on a Thursday Easter eggs. Some honorable mentions,
some great texts coming through. One of them is Jeremy,
It's all your fault.

Speaker 8 (56:10):
Lol.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
I had to stop at Silverstream New Wood on the
way home from work yesterday and by a packet of
pineapple lump Easter eggs, my first ever ps. None left
now lol. See there we look once.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Once you pop, you can't stop with those pineapple lump
eater they're the best. There's also peppermint ones, which are
quite good. But I feel like that the pineapple ones
are pascals, right, They're not Cabrey, they're past Scales. Is
it a collab? Maybe?

Speaker 1 (56:35):
I'm gonna be honest with you. Mint marshmallow sounds like
the worst combination of the things. It might as well
be a kin of flavored Easter egg. As far as
boomer egg, it is definitely a BOOMERI what it those
orange chocolate ones, you know, the ones they're more usually
associated with Christmas than Easter. But yes, my favorite of
the plain marshmallow eggs chocolate coated eggs has to be

(56:57):
Cabrey and the weird flavor on the marshmallow Audrey.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Okay, how about the orangutangs.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Though, Yeah, that's right, they're melting a rangutans there.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Oh, there's a lot of support for my bloody if
an oath. We were just thinking about the pineapple lunt
marshmallow eggs, Pineapple lun't marshmallow egg and other texts for
pineapple marshmallow.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Look at that if the marshmallow eggs. If you went
writing with me during my regular cream meg days. You
don't deserve me in my caramelo cream eg days.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Well, it's this texture maltiser Easter bunnies from this text.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Don't mind that? What about this from Chris sneaky bits
of the kids eggs when they aren't around happy with
any Oh you're a shocker for that, don't.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
I know all about that? Yes, yeah, I reckon. You've
got to give generously and then take ruthlessness. Ruthlessly You've
always employed that.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
I think his parents around the country who are going
to be doing that just this very weekend. The old
style Capri marshmallow eggs that had the two halves stuck
together in the foil wrapping rap. They're not arounding him, No,
I don't think so. And the annoying part of those
is the foil that wouldn't hold its integrity. If you
were ever going to chew a bit of foil, it
was always going to be off the marshmallow egg.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
It's good just to scrape down some blank.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Is there anything worse than that feeling? Yeah? Again Malteezer's
caramelow mini eggs. Yeah, see, this is what's annoying there. There's
way too much support for the marshmallow.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Well, look, you you got to just count the votes.
Stop trying to jerrymander. Just count the votes. Read the
texts people are speaking. Listen to them.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
I don't think jew I didn't think your would go
near a Povo Cabri egg if marshmallow cabriggs marshmallow, marshmallow. Okay,
keep the text coming.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
All right, there's a reason why that's the most popular.
It's a reason why you go to supermarket and they're
bloody everywhere.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
It's because people like no everywhere because no one's buying them.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
No, everybody loves them. You too, weirdos.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Lint Bunny would because Ki we keep text coming through
three four eight three, we will compile the Thursday Friday
Top five.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
Up next Jerry in the Night, the hold key breakfast.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
It's the Fursday.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Easter eggs today for Easters is a six round three
for three. Me and my partner decided to buy each
other an Easter egg that we think reflects the other's personality.
My idea, not his. I bought my guy a large
Ferrera rochet, smooth on the outside, beautifully packaged, creamy, and
a bit nutty on the inside. Really well thought out

(59:35):
carefully selected. I'm worried I'm going to get a marshmallow
Friday frog.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Sort of sun Jap Sandy to Moness. Sorry, I'm still
working through this. One boar and two kilos. It was
so gross At this point, I reckon, I've done probably
four hundred grams wonder grams and chocolate. I mean, you
go to a restaurant and get a steak that, but
you'd be pretty heavy. I've beaten that in chocolate this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Yeah, okay, frozen marshmallow egs so chilly's so delicious and
last way longer. Get into it frozen. So you just
get a normal marshmallow egg and check it on the freezing.
You got it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Ostrichigs cheers from Wilkie from the Hillside got to be
the original cream egging with Ruter on this one. Cream
eggs tastes really moisty. Blah blah blah blah. Here we
go again, let's get into it without any further ado.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Number five.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
I'm a white chocolate supremacist. White chalk eggs are extremely
underrated at five and at number five White chocolate number four.
As a kid, I love the cabre chocolate button egg,
which had a little chocolate buttons inside it. I was
pretty sad as each year I count the number of
buttons and record it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
What a nerd. I remember when those came about. Yeah,
they changed the game. Yeah, that were the original egg
hollow one with something inside. It was the buttons. It
was the first one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Yeah, very exciting. Sorry, I'm about to throw up in this.
Number three sneaky bits of the kids eggs when they
un around happy with any.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Yeah, well that's the thing you must give generously, and
then you must take ruthlesslessly.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Number two marshmallow, the old style Cabrey marshmallow eggs that
had the two half stuck together and the foil wrapping
ri I P I mean controversial.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Well, the good thing about that was you could you
could kill two birds with one stone, because you could
eat the chocolate and get a filling, and then with
the foil it would then you'd bite in on that
and that would create a filling on the top of
the hole that you've just created.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
What do you rip a bit of the tim boil
off there and have it chew.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Thered you because this is gold. This is gold.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Don't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
This is gold. This is actually gold. This is gold.
In this that would make it bloody nice. Look at this.
Watch this here, I mean, this is the money. But
get yourself a gold tur.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
We're going to chill on that good visual flinching for that.
That was number two, number one one. This might be
the end of the segment. Pineapple Lump Easter eggs Government
at number one. Pineapple's allegations spoken. There's allegations of election fraud,
vote tampering. There's allegations that you were standing over the

(01:02:14):
voter's ballots and you were threatening people. That you've gone
through and threatened the people that are counting the votes. Robert,
you've mcgarby the number one. That's probably the last time
we'll do that. Sigmuent I reckon absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
After eight thirty accre g Lane joins us in the studio.
Hopefully he's going to eat something out Easter Egg Jerry.

Speaker 6 (01:02:40):
And the hot Ikey Breakfast Jerry and Mini the Hot
i Key Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Yesterday, during Dead or Alive, the game where we name
five well known people and two callers have to decide
whether those people are dead or alive, there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Was some controversy, Yes there was, and we are the
bastion of good taste and decency in this country, as
we've done before, like to hold people to account. So
when someone messaged into the conclave the Hodacky Breakfast private
Facebook page one of the great Dead or Alive battles,
But can we please rake them over the calls that
you did to Mac Greb and Raylen Ramsey for allegations

(01:03:17):
of a swear word, we thought we'd better investigate. Let's
have a listen back to how it played out yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
Co founding member of the Beach Boys, Brian Wilson, Dead
or Alive? Sam, Sam, Brian Wilsons Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Okay, so that was it was Sam playing Ian. Now
Sam was answering the question, so you'd have to assume
that it may have been Ian that Ian joins us
now this morning. Good morning, Ian, how are you getting on?

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Good? Thank you. That's a good point. It's good to
hear me.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Ian.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
What do you say to allegations that you dropped and
f bom yesterday during Dead or Alive? I just heard
that on the radio.

Speaker 9 (01:04:02):
I'm not sure about that.

Speaker 8 (01:04:03):
I take the on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
And do you remember calling our radio station yesterday?

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
I do indeed. Okay, Another question for you, Ian, have
you ever sworn in your life to your knowledge.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Yes, okay, So is it out of the question that
that could have been you? Yes, I asked you a
double negative question. There, I apologize.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Is there another piece of audio as well? There is?
This is the one. This is the winning moment, final person,
former leader of the Soviet Union, Makau Gorbachev. I think.

Speaker 8 (01:04:42):
I I believe he did.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Okay, I feel like in that case it was possibly
Sam dropping the F bomb.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Because you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Was that.

Speaker 8 (01:04:57):
Sorry, I that's a double double double makes a negative.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
Well that's right, yeah, double double mate.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
So you're saying it was Sam, man, it wasn't you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
The first one possibly might have been the second one.
I don't know about.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Okay, Okay, we're somewhat closer to solving this rule.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Well, I don't know. I I just don't think Ian's
the type of guy. I don't think Ian is the
type of guy that would drop It just doesn't feel
leaf Bomby to me, you know, on the radio. He
just doesn't feel that way.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
I believe the first one is actually Sam.

Speaker 7 (01:05:28):
I don't think I said that we'd in the first start.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
You think they were both Sam?

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Then I think so if I can hear the audiog
you know, I can't quite hear it, probably, but yeah,
I think the other there were some other allegations that
you were on kiddermine as well. Ian, would you like
to answer those allegations this morning? Guy, I don't think
that second one was Ian didn't feel like can we

(01:05:52):
have one more? Listen to the second one? Final person,
former leader of the Soviet Union, Mikau Gorbachev. I'm going
to think, think.

Speaker 7 (01:06:04):
Ian, I believe he did.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Yes, that was Sam, And you think the first one
is Sam? All right, and we might have to get
Sam on to break him over the coals.

Speaker 8 (01:06:17):
Yeah, and well down for raking people calls for.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
It nowhere were actually just going to take through from Sam.
It was me and it was thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
I appreciate your time, Jerry and Mini.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
The hold I breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
Welcome into the studio A c c here gulane special,
A special a c c here glane on a Thursday,
going into the Easter weekend. And look what's in front
of your A c c here gulane the remnants of
one point two kilograms worth of Easter egg which we've
been working through this morning.

Speaker 9 (01:06:46):
Hap yourself, mate, Yeah, I'm more good actually, please.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Can you eat some of that?

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
Please?

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Please? Can you eat?

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Don't look a gift chocolate egg in the When you
offer it like that, it's how it was.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
If you just chucked it out in.

Speaker 9 (01:07:03):
The office summer, I would have scoffed it. But now
you're forcing me to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
I'm not going to do it. It reminds me a
little bit of like when you have to when you're
making babies, when you're actually trying to make a baby. Yeah,
and then you get the call up at two in
the afternoon, come home from work, things, the temperature is
the right temperature, and do it now. The eggs are here, says,
come on quick, We've only got twenty four hours.

Speaker 9 (01:07:24):
Well oh well take yeah anyway, sorry just for a second.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Hey, no, I look forward to it.

Speaker 9 (01:07:32):
Hey, super Rugby when every sport ying's Super Rugby ying.
So they give them five buyers on Easter weekend because
who wants to watch sport over Easter?

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
No one.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
I thought they learned the listeners last year. A U
F L N R L.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
It's a full on weekend.

Speaker 9 (01:07:46):
They've got games Thursday, Friday, Sunday, Sunday, Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
They've got all games every day.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
But Super Rugby. Are they patting themselves on the back
for this five teams?

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
You'll get it by speaking. We're just gonna play just
a three games.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
I mean great for the players, not great for that
sort of a million fans, but good for good for
great forty people.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Yeah, current players. But like if that keeps going, you
know the viewers, that's not good for viewership right right
when I want to park up for four days of
watching sport on the couch, yep, just disappears.

Speaker 9 (01:08:14):
Just two key we got teams and the same Who
are they?

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Who are the babe bones that are holding this competition up?

Speaker 9 (01:08:19):
The Crusaders are playing the feed in and through it
on Friday night and Saturday the Chiefs and the Warrior
Tars go head to hit and then the Reds.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
In the force.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
All these your finalists. Then Crusaders with Chiefs. Although the Hurricanes,
I mean they're gonna buy this week, but man, they
are the pick of the letter, aren't they at the moment.

Speaker 9 (01:08:37):
Yeah, let's not not a great weekend of super But
we can probably pass over that one, all right. I
mean even if you did a three way multi year
only getting about a dollar ten on picking the Crusaders,
Chiefs and the Reds.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
See the Warriors are outsiders this week in one bad
game and all of a sudden they shoot out to
two dollars forty Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:08:54):
Wow, I mean, look, I've I'm going I'm going Artie.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Yes.

Speaker 9 (01:08:58):
They have a big game this one, and I'm putting
my my.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
Punt on that.

Speaker 9 (01:09:02):
I'm going Arti Yes, to score the try in the
first ten minutes. That's paying seventeen dollars. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
It's a vibe punt.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
That is a vibe. It's a vibe punt. He hasn't
scored so far this season. He's on the wing.

Speaker 9 (01:09:12):
You know, he's announced that he's off for you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
You know, I know as well. You favor other people
with small feet, like yourself, and he is dangerously small feet.
Roger two of us as sick.

Speaker 9 (01:09:20):
Yeah, that's why he's quick on his feet.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
That is definitely why he's quick on his feet. There's
no doubt about that. And he is quick on his feet.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Or so we thought. But we talked to t about
an hour ago and said, there's Roger, two of us
have small feet. He said, he's actually got sized twelves
and it's the giant calves and thighs that make his feet.
It's an optical illusion, so that's his feet looks more
so as massive legs gulliver his feet.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Well, I just wonder whether the feet come through the
sheck side of the family and not the two of
us A side. I mean the two of us, the
calves and fives coming through the two of us family.
But I think the feet come through the sheck part.

Speaker 9 (01:09:56):
Jesus, he's surprised that it's not like lead two of
USA because his calves and thighs are definitely from the
two of Us society in order.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
No, they are, and his feet are quite smaller. They're
from the sickswe So.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Yeah, I think they're gonna win this weekend. I like
the first ten minutes as well, because if that comes in,
you can reinvest. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:10:16):
Absolutely, well that one there, I can't reinvest that one
for this punt because it goes you know, to you guys.
You win sixteen hundred bucks if that happens, and we
give it away to the Hodaki Breakfast faithful out.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
There, and if it doesn't come in, you can chase. Yeah,
that's right, responsible, it's right.

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:10:30):
I tried to chase my three way try scorer.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Last week, well we'll chase and got a bit responsibly.

Speaker 9 (01:10:37):
No, you do be responsible, but it's the thrill of
the chase. You cannot doubt the thrill of the chase.
But apart from that, so she's a fairly quiet week.
In big, big game of cricket yesterday, I don't know
if you saw Mealy Kerr. Yeah, yesterday they chased down
a record three hundred and forty six to win.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Melely Kerr.

Speaker 9 (01:10:53):
We joked about it on the BYC podcast saying she's
scoring hundreds at well and T twenty. Well she score
a two hundred and the one days and we said
we will, I think she will. And she came close
one hundred and seventy or not out she ran out
of She ran out a runway, She ran out a runway.
She is so far ahead it's insane. It is insane.
Her batting has gone to the next level this this

(01:11:14):
season and she's won the Debbie Hockey Medal since the
Debbie Hockey Medal was introduced. So poor old Debi is
going to have to step aside at some stage, and
it's going to have to be the Milia.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
Change. That up. Yeah, yeah, so that's.

Speaker 9 (01:11:28):
That's I think that game's on tomorrow, the last of
the cricket. That is the last, that is the final,
final full stop of the summer.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
End of the game that we played in the history
of cricket. That's for cricket.

Speaker 9 (01:11:39):
That's Greg done.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
What is it a tour of Bangladesh? Yeah, Bangla dish.

Speaker 9 (01:11:44):
But then we go to England in Ireland. Yeah, We've
got tests in Ireland in England and then our summer
starts in October with white ball and red ball cricket
against and.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
Love a range late looking forward to it.

Speaker 9 (01:11:57):
Bangs g Lane, Happy, goddamn Easter.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Get into that chocolate. Please go twelve hour Jesus' sake,
I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Jerry and Maniah catch the radio show from six till
ten weekdays, The Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
It's a Hurdarchy Breakfast thanks to Bunny's trade. Trying to
do a bit of breathing and also show some gratitude
for what's happened in the show today.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Can I go first?

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
Please?

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
I am grateful. I am grateful. I just want to
I just want to reiterate I am grateful. Okay, there
are gonna be times, and that's where I'm gonna sound ungrateful.
I just want everyone to know I am grateful for
the giant milk chocolate Easter egg one point two kilogrims
from Bennett's Chocolate tears up there in Munga Fire. No,
not an ad, but if you want to go and

(01:12:46):
get one for your loved one, it's a great it's
great bit of chocolate. I am great. I am grateful
to them, grateful for the chocolate, and I am grateful
to Kate for bringing that in. And I'm grateful for
the person who challenged us to eat the entire thing
by the end of the show. I don't know if
it's going to get done. I'm grateful for the god
given ability to hone chocolate, but I'm probably not quite

(01:13:06):
where I thought I was in terms of honing chocolate.
You know, you and the missus sitting down on a
couch and absolutely destroying one block on a Friday night,
that's one thing. But one point two kilograms in the
middle of a of a tough radio show, Yeah, tough
to listen to. That's a completely different thing.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Well, it's hard when you have to. It's like anything
that you have to do. It takes the joy away
from it and looks as a father, as a partner
who has tried to have children, who has tried for children.
I'll tell you what that takes away some joy when
you have to when you've got you got a type,
when you've got a time on it, like come on,

(01:13:45):
you've got to come on.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
You're saying you felt used.

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
Did I ever?

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
You were saying you were hugging your knees in the
shower afterward.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
It was absolutely ruder. What are you grateful for?

Speaker 5 (01:13:56):
I'm really grateful for breath. Oh my gosh, I'm sorry,
thank you. I'm really grateful for labor mp Kiaren mcinnaughty,
who not an ad endorsement, who helped put through the

(01:14:17):
bill yesterday to open premises that are already open able
to serve alcohol on Good Friday as soon as tomorrow
Good Friday, Extra Sunday and Zac Day morning and Christmas Day.
You may have heard Zoe yesterday on the show was
talking about the fact that a lot of hospital workers
end up getting into fights with people that are like, oh, hey,
can I just order a beer and like, no, You're

(01:14:37):
going to have to get something substantial and as you
pointed out yesterday again, Jerry, a bowl of fries not substantial?
Is six bowls of fries substantial? At least that's gone now.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
Good common sense legislation there from Kiaren macnaughty, And I
would say that if Karen maconnaughty tomorrow, if they asked
a preferred prime minister situation, I think you'd find that
Kieren mcan would feature all of a sudden just buy
from one private member's bill, because people go where that
makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
There's a real there's a real niche to be had
in Parliament of just removing rules. Everyone's trying to add
different rules in to make a name of themselves. If
someone just goes through tears a bunch of old school,
outdated rules out.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
Yeah. Can I also say there's also some some places
to be made, some points to be scored from normal
people to be politicians. Yeah, just a normal person, not
a weirdo.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
I am grateful for my right armput which doesn't smell
as much as my left armp. I don't know why.
I still can't work out why, but I'm grateful for
the one that doesn't stink.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
The Left's get a little bit to learn from the right,
and you've always said that politically, has.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
It got something to do with I'm often practicing bowling with
the right and it just gets a little bit more
ear than that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
That'll be what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Yeah, shareing me Wells and the Nice Suet. Find them
on Instagram at Hodarki Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (01:15:58):
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