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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hdarchy Breakfast filled big rewards was New Power Past
Pro Awards by Bunnings juries away this week. So joining
the night on the hod Achy Breakfast is this great
new Zealander Ben Hurley.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, good morning, welcome into the Hierarchy Breakfast six o' four.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
On your Tuesday morning. And as you just heard there,
welcome back Ben Hurley. Good morning cut everyone.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yes, what a morning?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Have the alarm head on day two?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I actually wake up early. Yeah, I had a bit
of a run up for today's show, so.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Well we haven't alarm anxiety a little.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Bit and then just like loan beat for an hour
on my phone. Yeah, and did you feel better after that?
Did you learn anything?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I'm a sharker for that.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I learned how people get very upset with what leads
the news. Oh yes, the was it last night? Look
the one news bulletin at six. People get very upset
with what's first. Okay, so I believe they lead with
the World Cup for for World Cup, right result, the
most watched sporting of in the world world So you know,

(01:02):
I know it's only sport, but it's it's significant culturally.
And Kiwi wasn't in it though Kiwi wasn't in it,
and that's the issue. And then I also saw just
people meaning that it was sport that led the news.
People that thought that even Ryan Fox being number two
on the news was too high.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Well, I don't know if you've got access to our
text machine, but you'll find out that, you know, people,
I didn't realize how many content directors there are out there,
how many people have experience and putting TV shows together.
But they will reach out and give you advice. So
coming up next we're going to leave the show with
Ryan Fox again. Second day feedback, Welcome three four. It's

(01:41):
great to have a few with us on the Hodaky Breakfast.
It's faith.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
They were Jerry and Mini the Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Spraying at this, so I'm spraying it that way. I've
never done this. Yeah, well they went up my nose.
There we go. You ever took caddy he's doing? They
went straight up my nose.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, that's that's all io.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Ryan Fox's first eve a golden shower after he won.
He stunned the golfing world yesterday when he sunk in
eleven foot birdie part on the final hold to win
the twenty twenty six British Open and dramatic fashion obviously
not dramatic enough to lead the six thirty Sports news
last night on the News, a lot of a lot
of feedback on that. I've been really enjoying the fallout

(02:33):
from this. It was one of those things where it
happened yesterday I couldn't really tell. I knew it was
a big thing, you know, for a key we to
win a major, the fourth ever, but it just took
ages to sort of sink in how big it was globally.
I took down a few of the American golfing podcasts yesterday.
They were they was sort of taking the angle of

(02:56):
like who is this not who is this guy? But
like he's an unknown and he's come out of nowhere,
But boy, what happened to Bryson Dishambo? Where was Rory Mcroys?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Can we not just.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Celebrate Ryan Fox for a day? But because he's from
New Zealand and people don't know where that is, or
you know, they think he's European, then they because he
come from the European too, it then they just sort
of gloss over the rest of it. I come across
some gambling stats that I would like to share with you.
Apparently the tea did their ass on this one. There
were three big bets which stood out. The biggest of

(03:26):
the third biggest brother was a four hundred and eighty
seven dollar bet on him to win at odds of
fifty one dollars, which won twenty four and a half
grand after it was placed midway through round three, so
that was as he was surging up the leaderboard, someone thought, gee,
fifty one seems a bit long for this, but a
bet of four hundred and eighty seven dollars early, what
does that tell you? Is that an account emptier?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Wow? Yeah, it really is. Yeah, I might as well
put the account on this, not the house, no, no.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
But what it tells me is they hit another couple
of bets across weekend and then we're like, she's like
a four hundred and eighty seven bucks in this count.
I'm spanking every single one of them on him. The
second biggest was for someone who put two hundred bucks
on Fox to win the British Open at one hundred
and fifty one dollars, which is about as big as
odds get on the TV, so they would have there
would have been someone they've probably done this for every

(04:19):
tournament that he's entered and put some Yeah. I was
doing this for a period, and of course I didn't
do it this weekend, but every time he was going
into a big tournament, I was like, you put a
dollar on so that when it comes off, you can
say I knew he was going to do the back.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Come on, boy.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
The one time I didn't, of course he does. The
biggest one on Fox was double that with four hundred dollars,
but at the same price to secure winnings of sixty
thousand dollars. The two biggest bets were placed before Fox
heat off in the first round. As he started the
championship at one hundred and fifty one dollars, they grew
it blew out to five hundred and one. After round

(04:54):
one we had a I didn't have a shocker, but
he was.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
He was way down there, So yeah, I mean, the
great story he would have been someone putting a huge
amount of money on him after round one. I suppose.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yes, those who've been on him across various markets, including
outright when a top five, top ten, blah blah blah
and more won a total of two million dollars on
TB and bit Chi combined.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
What were the odds on him not being able to
open and spray a bottle of champagne?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
They would have been pretty low. I can't imagine he
would have been able to.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
I wouldn't know what to do with that. But have
you seen them footage struggle?

Speaker 3 (05:26):
So they give him one of those big novels and
things of champagne, a Magnum or whatever.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
The bigger one is Magnum Opus.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
And he they said to him, he said, I got
no idea how to do this. I've never done this before.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
He got the the cork pop part of it. Yeah,
you pop the cork, you put your finger kind of
half over the whole like a hose. Yeah. Yeah, and
then and then you waste you know, about three thousand
dollars with the champagne.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
That's what he did, but it just didn't quite when
he once he put his thumb over it, it squared
it just a little bit, and then it just stopped.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Then he gave it to his caddy. His Caddy's like,
how I won a couple of these before.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Here's what you do and then spray everyone. He lied
about turning his phone off. I saw Lydia co called
him not long after that It.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Is nice, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (06:09):
That is very nice?

Speaker 2 (06:10):
I love that camaraderie.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
I do too, but also like, why were no os
the ruders calls? But he an'swer lydia Coe's calls.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
That's because he's got five point five million dollars in
the bank.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Jerry and midnight the Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
I really wanted to discuss it yesterday. We just didn't
get time with the World Cup going on. But the
Oasis Index has come out, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, So the Oasis Indics for those you don't know,
and I'll be honest, I didn't know about this until
about two days ago. But the Oasis Indics is a
way of measuring how much a night out costs. Right
now we all complain about this. Hospitality is somewhat struggling
in New Zealand the world over because things just get
more and more expensive. And so this is based on

(06:51):
the song cigarettes and alcoholic right Hoaki classic if you like,
And it's based on how much would it cost for
five points of b two packs of cigarettes, five points
of beer? And what it does the Oasis Indics is
it measures different cities, yes, as to how expensive that
particular bundle of things would cost.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
The cost of person up. I would say, though, five
points and two packs of cigarettes is a crazy ratio,
and it's.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
A crazy ratio. I'm not sure how they've come up
with the two packs of daries.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
That's that's an insane amount of darries to get through.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
In five points. I've seen some smokers in Mota, and
I don't think I've ever seen anyone get through two
packs by themselves. You'd have to you not with five beers,
maybe you with twice that many beers.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah, but ten perhaps you could get But even then
it would take a mate reckon.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
You would die.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
You will eventually, you will.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
You will. So you might be interested to know what
the most expensive cities for the oasis indics for five
pints and two packs of darries and out in front
by a mile or two. Of the major Australian cities,
Melbourne is number one. It's the most expensive at one
hundred and eleven US dollars. It's all the US dollars

(08:05):
for that bundle. Sydney not far behind on one hundred
and nine. The Queen City here in New Zealand. Auckland
is third. This is in the world, by the way,
sixty eight dollars sixty cents US.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
That is, so, I don't know. I think it's it's
more or less double. I think the US DOR So
you're looking at about one hundred and twenty buses.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
That add up because it would I would think though.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
So pint a point at a pub is generally somewhere
around the twelve to fifteen dollars.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, an actual pint, not a bottle in a pint glass.
Oh my god, that annoys me. Yeah, me too. That
probably is fifteen bucks for a pint most places.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, and that's even the cheapest, like house lager, which
is all the backwash from all the old kegs. So
fifteen times five are you probably better at this as
about seventy five bucks. And then two packs of diarries
staries are about forty bucks minimum. Plus you've forgotten to
bring a lighter, so that another five dollars.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
I don't think that's included. But so you look in
at another eighty So what are we one hundred and
fifty Oh yeah, sixty eight bucks.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Turns out the already crunch the numbers they.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Have well Wellington is fourth, by the way, just just
behind Auckland cheaper, yeah, dollar cheaper. And then now anyway
has been to the UK, which I have recently will
be blown away by this. Aukland, Wellington, Sydney and Melbourne
all more expensive than London.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Really.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, London is at sixty three dollars and ninety cents,
then Dublin in Edinburgh, the New York and then Oslo, Norway,
which Norway's I think the most expensive country on earth?

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Is there that? And even we are more expensive?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah, they're coming in at ten tenth with fifty three
dollars US.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
I think if you throw a bag on top of that,
that changes the stats significantly.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah, it does. I think London drops out of that
most expensive quite quickly, just quickly. I've looked up the
cheapest if anyone wants to know for your next holiday,
perhaps Shanghai, of course, Rio, Cairo, Moscow and Manila. So
there's nice.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, Jerry in the Night the Hoary Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Six thirty three. We're a little bit behind schedule too,
busy talking about person Darries. It's time for your latest
export headlines. Sport headlines. Thanks the export off to the
bear for here.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Chasing the Fox organizer Nick Randall is adjusted, is adjusting
to the fact that his event idea is now built
around a British Open winner.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah, well, yeah, it's pretty cool. It is cal unless
unless Ryan calls up and just goes, hey, yeah, it's
been really fun.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Oh good point. I've really enjoyed the new idea, chasing
the co Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Chasing the a sec.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Meanwhile, Bryanston deschambo And reportedly wanted to involve the United
States President Donald Trump and his rules traversity at the Open.
The time major winner he has handed it, was handed
a two shot penalty in the second round after officials
decided he had improved the area of his back swing
by flattening long grass on the fifth hole.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeh, so this was this was massive, so so because
he was contesting the two stroke penalty and it took them.
They argued for like an hour and a half, him
and the officials to the point where they had to lead.
So they were arguing in the place where you have
to hand your card and so no one else was
allowed to go in, and they basically couldn't finish the
round until he finished his tandy, and at one point

(11:34):
in the tandy that lasted again an hour and a half.
He they went back out with the officials out to
where the shot was played, and then argued while they
were standing looking at the spot.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
You can't every time there's a bad call or you
feel aggrieved in a sporting fixture, you can't go to
Donald Trump.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Yeah, that's right. So apparently he then hit up Trump
was just like, what are we doing? You got that?
You got the red card overturned in the Football World Cup?
Can we get this thing sussed otherwise?

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Has historically the Warriors have a lot of meetings the
Trump over some of the officiating of the NRL.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Does Brighton d Chambou know that he was not in
the United States of America.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
For that tournament, the British Open. British Open, Yeah, called
Nigel Farage and in take New Zealand's population and add
another twenty percent. That's how many spectators attended the record
setting setting Football World Cup in North America. More than
six point eight million people rocked up to the thirty
nine day event, witnessing three hundred and eight goals across

(12:31):
one hundred and four matches and an average of just
under three goals a game. That helped it helped that
final game, the France versus England playoff a third where
there were teen goals. Yeah, yeah, really really skewed the
stats there.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Jerry and nine the Hotiarchy breakfast.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
So there's been a bit of a thing in British
politics recently. It's probably been happening over the last week
or so. There's a prominent politician in the United Kingdom
called Nigel fight Now. To put him in context, he's
sort of the Winston Peters of Britain, I would say, okay,
so he's sort of traditionally conservative, he's not so keen

(13:09):
on immigrants and you know, and he's and and that stuff.
And he's not in one of the two major parties.
He's got his own scenario. He's the Pauline Hanson of
Great Britain. You're getting a picture. So he he's got
caught in a bit of strife with some donations. A
crypto billionaire gave him five million pound and he decided

(13:34):
not to tell anyone about that.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
You have to you got to tell people.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
You've got to tell people if you get large sums
of money as gifts and so yeah, so he's in
a bit of trouble. So what he's done, he thought
it was a genius political move. Is he stepped down
from his own seat, which isn't a place called.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Clacton, And I could not point to that on a map.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
No, neither. Actually I think it's up north of England
somewhere anyway, Clacton on Sea or something. I think it
is classic. And so he said, right, I'm gonna step
down and we're gonna have a by election. I'm going
to rerun and if the people want me back, knowing
that I took this five million pound then they will
re elect me.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Right, yes, but that's also not the issue. That's not
what he stepped down from his own seat and then
ask to get reelected.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, basically, yeah, but yes, that feels stuntish. Yeah, it's
totally stunnish. And so all the major parties in the
United Kingdom, the Conservatives and Labor, they've decided not to
stand a candidate against them because they think it's ridiculous. Right,
So go on, run your little election. Yeah, gorge an election.
So his greatest rival at the moment is a man

(14:43):
who wears a metallic dustbin shaped helmet, a black outfit,
and a silver cape. And Sissy's an alien from the
planet sigma nine. His name is Count Binface, and he
has policies like bringing back seafax, which is teletext as teletis.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
My great uncle would love that.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
He sits there and watches track side and he misses
the teletics. Used to be able to put your bit
songs through teletics.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
I can't do it anymore.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
No, that's yeah, that that was what kept teletics going
for a bit. It was just its idea. He wants
to cap the price of a ninety nine flake ice
cream at ninety nine p It's one of those things
that they're called ninety nine cent flakes and they've gone
up to over a pound. He's got these straight away.
Got my vote nationalizing Adele, which you know, she's a
national treasure, so why shouldn't she be owned by the governments,

(15:35):
by the people. Who would you nationalize in New Zealand
if you were gonna dobbin? I think we Dobin, don't we? Yeah,
robbing Dave Dobbin. He has promised to build at least
one affordable house. Doesn't everyone promise that? I feel like
every government here, Yeah, I think they achieved that at
some point. So this is kind of made for just stunt.

(15:58):
It's kind of backfired because now he is an a
race against Count Binface and what the polls saying it
looks to be quite close.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
This is this is like when remember they had there
was an Arctic research vessel and they put it to
the public. What do you want to call it?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Mcbotface one and come on, it's like, hey, you asked us,
well do you think the old Count Benfaces has got
a because he's sort of taken over my social media feed.
He's the interviews with him. He seems like he's just
an idiot with a bet on his head. He's not.
He is very clever and when he gets interviewed by
these people, he really stumps a lot of the genes

(16:37):
that are interviewing him because they just think he's a
meat head with a bet on his head. But how
is there a chance he wins this?

Speaker 2 (16:44):
And if he does, does he have to declare his
actual identity or can he his identity? So he's a
comedian called Jonathan David Harvey. He's run in other elections before, right,
and always been beaten because he's been a number of
you know, candidates are serious, whereas here there's only one.
If you can call not serious candidate. But yeah, there's

(17:06):
only one and so yeah, it's just totally backfired because
even if he wins forage wins, he's only beaten count
beat in count bin face. Other laws the same in
New Zealand. Could count bin face run here in New Zealand,
I think you have to be a resident Okay, yeah,
so we'd have to allow immigration from sigma nine? Why

(17:26):
are IM not sure what our policy is there on
interplanetary immigration?

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Jerry and lenin the breakfast, So.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
We might as well talk about it.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Friends.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
That's the thing is you get older. We're just talking
off here about I guess bridging like work relationships into
like being actual friends. And I just think, particularly as
you get older, I don't know if it's a dude thing,
it's just way harder to make friends. And I think
I'm the problem. We're talking about a working relationship. A

(18:03):
professional contact that I had would would arrange interviews on
behalf and I just was saying, you guys off here,
it's at a certain point he just started texting.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Me like like memes. Yeah, yeah, it's or or like
memes is a huge step up in a relationship. Yeah,
that is huge. That's a real towe in the water
of like, hey, do you like because you're also bearing
your soul.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Hey, here's what I find funny. Yone's looking because the
joke shared between all of us. That's one thing, But
I mean that you find funny by yourself.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
The phrase you used, I fear, which I'm going to
repeat now. He sent them to me like we were boys.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah, and he was trying to be your boy, I know.
And then my reaction was like, I.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Look, if I need something from you, you know, it's
a cute. It's like a like if that was a
romantic relationship, Yeah, that's yeah, that's sending a memes like
going in for a cass Yeah yeah. And I pulled away, Yeah,
as you did.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
I did.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
I was like, if you sid you want to go
for a beer, that's that's your proposition sex there.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, basically I'm busy that day. I didn't propose a day.
Well look, yeah, I don't know. I've we talked about
this before, but it is hard to make friends as
an adult. And I think I'm sure the problem. I'm
why it's you.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Do you want to get a coffee after the show?
Or yeah, I don't know, I think we're gonna I
think we're going to play a sting or something.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Jerry and Midnight, The Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (19:37):
Jeremy Wells and the Nia Stuart The Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
You wanted to get open, honest and vulnerable if we
have some honest and vulnerable sort of music bed Yeah,
thank you, great Finily Quaid. Yesterday I was walking around
Auckland Central. I don't live in Auckland, so it's always
a little bit of a novelty for me to walk
around the big Smoke. Yeah. I was tend to end

(20:03):
up and that new slightly fancy maul down the bottom
of Queen Street called Commercial Bay. I'd never buy anything
in there because everything's very expensive.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
And.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
So I was just kind of walking around. I thought
about buying some food and then they just didn't and
then so I was on it. I was on the
escalator heading downwards, and there was a gentleman probably two
steps further down. No, it must have only been one
step further down from me. That's quite close, it is, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(20:37):
and he obviously heard my footsteps behind him, and he
went to move out of my way as if I
you know, in case I wanted to them, and I
wasn't a flight to catch, yeah, And so I said, oh, no,
you're right mate, I'm I'm going to enjoy the ride
behind you. And then he out of nowhere said did

(20:59):
you the soccer this morning? Right? And I was like, okay,
so we're gonna have a little chant here and that's fine,
and I said I did actually, and he and I said, oh,
who did you want to win? And he wanted Argentina
to win. He was not obviously Argentinian, just a neutral, but.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Obviously not Argentinian.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
He was very obviously not Yeah, And so then he
explained why, and I can't really remember why because he
gesticulated at one point and moved his left hand backwards
to make a point, and he has a point, and
it was the point of my downstairs. He hit me

(21:40):
square on the tip of it. And I was wearing
trek pants, which you know, is not a lot of protection.
Not a lot of protection.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
You no zip fly.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
And check pants. It's all out there. Yeah. You know,
I don't want to say it's more prominent because that
sounds like I'm trying to bag up myself. Yeah, but
it's definitely more exposed. Yes, vulnerable, vulnerable, And I'm like, okay,
that's clearly an accident, right, but he said not a word.

(22:09):
He continued talking about football. Okay, Well, would it have
been worse if he said, oh, sorry, hit you on
the dittle there?

Speaker 3 (22:20):
If he said a worse yeah, that would have been
much worse.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Or just sorry or just or something, or just pretend
like it didn't happen.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Did he falter at all?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Or did he just keep he did he did not
lose stride.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
So, because I was going to say, my first instinct
is he's decided, oh, I've hit this guy on the
downstairs here, I'm just going to keep talking. So it's
not all good for either of us. Yes, but that
would have had a little bit of a faulter. So
then so I can only assume it's it's one of
two things. Either he didn't know that he.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Did it, he knew, or.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Or he knew that he did it and.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
I just thought, keep going talking.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
No, I think that's that's why he did this. Is like,
I'm just gonna make such a point where I can
just you know, get a little well take a little test,
just get a little size up.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
My question to our listeners is would it have been
better to just say sorry? And look, I'm going to
open this up to our female listeners as well, because occasionally,
because occasionally, like with my female friends, I've accidentally I
think we've all done this. You've accidentally hit an upstairs

(23:37):
when you're gesticulating, or just you know, in a confined space,
a list pera. For sure you get a slight in
the in the breast calls.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah, I've probably said for sure a little bit too much.
I'd like to walk that back a little bit, but yes,
one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
I know. What do you do? Would you prefer that
there was an immediate apology or would you prefer that
you just said nothing and continue?

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Do you have already built you know thing that you
do when this happens? Do you have a strategy just go?

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Definitely don't go.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Jerry in the night the hold breakfast.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
It just joined us early started the hour off by
getting open, honest and vulnerable with us.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
You were touched. I was touched in public on the
bikini area and the yeah, yeah, accidentally an accident.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Well, I don't know. So you were on an escalator.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Escalator, a random man just started talking to me about
football and and and then gesticulated and hit me on
the the tip of the dead all year.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Yeah, and you said, what is the etiquette around that?

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Like?

Speaker 3 (24:48):
What what do you do when you're in that situation?
How do you approach it?

Speaker 2 (24:51):
So he didn't breakstride, he didn't say anything, he didn't
look almost like he didn't notice it. He must have
noticed it.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Right, do you think I think he may have just
thought he hit you in.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
The league or potentially potentially.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Someone else said or there always a creep and that's
his moa.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
I don't know what moa stands for.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
I don't know either, but I didn't get that feeling
from him. It felt like a genuine, you know, yeah, accident.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
So we were asking you on three four eight three
we can call us I know one hundred had OK,
what is the appropriate etiquette when you have just been
inadvertently grazed?

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah? Intently grazed is a nice way to put it
is one suggestion, hum that I think it's perfect. Sorry,
but with a double eyebrow raise.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Sorry, Oh you're going that way?

Speaker 2 (25:39):
I was.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
I was thinking sorry with like ah, with a little.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Unless not an eyebrow pump.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Yeah, I say at double pump in the eyebrows, like, sorry, oh,
is that what it meant? Unless you know I see
something you like, speak up?

Speaker 2 (25:52):
I someone else's watch you safe with it? Early imagine
if that he hit me there and I just went pineapple.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
I have had my downstairs graye. Not inadvertently, but this
was on purpose. When I going through customs in America,
you know, yeah, oh dude. So so I went through
the scanner machine and they said, oh, you got anything?
I took everything out of my pockets, sweet walked through
the machine. They go, hey, we've just had an indication

(26:22):
on you. We're going to need to pat you down.
I'm going to do this, this, and this for your
private parts. I'll be using the back of my hand
and it's private parts.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
I think he did. I think he did. And then
he said I'm going to be using the backs of
my hands and a downwards motion and then in a
sideways motion. He said are you comfortable with that? And
I was like, I'm not. Are you going to shoot me? Like?

Speaker 3 (26:44):
What are the what are my options?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
You should have said, I've got to scud mess up?
You comfortable with it?

Speaker 3 (26:50):
And then he and then he said, I am going
to go over. We can do it in this room
over here.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
I was, like, always had witnesses.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
We are not doing this in a private little You're
gonna do it out here, and you're going to feel
just as awkward as I am. And then he broke
protocol and he gave me a bloody He gave me a.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Squeeze, A squeeze, He gave me a squeeze.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Makes I got, I got, I got squeezed in front
of even It was actually quite dehumanizing.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
My missus is Stanley watched mess. I've never said anyone
do that before.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
So anyway, someone has texture and said I think you
bring it up immediately say whoops, have just waked your
wang as Sorry, mate, that guy didn't do that.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
To you, by the way, it first should have been
mode of operation.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Or modus soperenda for your memorandum of understanding.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
You know, I like that. Just go sorry, waked Anyway,
the thing about Argentina, it doesn't change my opinion. A message.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Someone said, I apologized profusely, but only for not buying
them dinner first.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
That's a good point too.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
It was my dinner Jerry and night the hot I
keep breakfast.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Hi Mania has just stepped out and forgot to come
back to his job. Here he is, we're still know Yeah, God,
what time do we go to?

Speaker 4 (28:08):
No?

Speaker 3 (28:08):
I got stuck at that bloody door again? Oh did
you Yeah, we can get into that anyway. No, what
I wanted to talk about here?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
You sounds like you've just come from a new time zone. Actually, Mania,
I'll talk while you get your So. So obviously I
went overseas years last week. I only went to Sydney.
So it's a two hour times though, which is almost nothing.
But it's not nothing, you know, yeah, when you got kids, well,
particularly if you've got kids, but even as an adult,
when you start to get to around three five in

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the afternoon, you're stuck on why was I tired?

Speaker 3 (28:42):
And it's because you're a little bit out of.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Otter? What sink?

Speaker 3 (28:47):
And But you know, when you go to somewhere like London,
it's like was that eleven twelve hours?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah, it's basically opposite. Yeah, you know at night as
day day is night.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Yes, and it can be really hard to adjust to
the time zone. So my strategy there, I don't know
about you guys, is land the plane physically and then
don't land the plane push on through, push on through.
So I will get there and I will just stay
up for as long as I can on that first
night local time, and generally pound bers into the core

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of the earth. You wake up the next morning and
are you hungover?

Speaker 2 (29:25):
A you jet legged? Who knows? Start your holiday? That's
basically my approach. How do you do you guys have
an approach to that? Yeah, I think that's that's good.
You've got the adrenaline of being on holiday. That helps
you as well. I find coming back is the hardest.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Oh yeah, because then you're going to work.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
You're going to work and yeah, so I just did
the UK trip, so you're coming back. It took me
over a week to recover from from jet leg. But
when you got over there, did you you just kind
of fine? Yeah. I definitely woke up early. Yeah, which
is quite nice. You know, you walk around the city
London at five in the morning, it's it's quite magical. Yes,

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it is a different kind of place.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
So I was bumped into a traveling family. There were
about like four kids with this group handful adults, and
I was talking to them about it. I was like, oh,
it's just a weird little two hour times on you
think it's nothing kind of something And they said, wow,
you tried doing that with kids?

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Like you just said yes. So the thing about the
Australian time zone, the two hours is neglig because you know,
if your kids are little generally waking up somewhere between
five and six often, so two hours before that's that's
the middle of the night.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Yes, so I was.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I was told about how this go and I didn't
catch his name, so let's forgive me, but his method
for this and he said kid bender. So okay, so
you get there, you land and like you would do
as an adult, or like my approaches, just have you know,
a million beers, stay out for as lady as you can,
wake up the next day. Get He said, he takes

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his kids on a kiddie bender. So basically it's a
kitty bender. Centerware with sugar.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Yes, so sugar, so fezzy, drinks lollies, endless, YouTube, bluey,
whatever they want to watch on the TV. Go crazy,
stay up late, no bedtime, just go absolutely nuts, go
on a kid bender and then they crash hard, sleep
all night and then wake up the next day and
they're get to go.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
That was a strategy. It definitely would have an effect.
So I think I don't know if it's a one
and done kind of solution, but I think it would
push it out.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Yeah, like the idea. Look, you don't love that.

Speaker 7 (31:39):
Now, we just ran the idea of just going a
bit early and getting up early because it was only.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
A couple of hours.

Speaker 7 (31:44):
I would I really struggle to take kids over to
Europe and things like that. Yeah, you kind of have
to completely bloup this system. Maybe it is the kid Bender, yeah, he.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Said, it's it's basically just like an adult Bender, except
the lollies are just a little bit different.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Jerry and Mini Key breakfast.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
It's time for its academic call. Now, if you want
to play, we'll ask you five questions. All you need
to do is get three correct fifty dollars Bunnings voucher
and get your school's name etched into the much wanted
It's academic roll of honor. We go to the phone lines,
now back down to Dunner's, where we find Connor. Good
morning done, Connor, how are you going?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
It's a good Dunedin name, isn't it, Connor? It's a
good Celtic name, is yeah. Vaguely Scottish. The sun's up now,
I presume they're in Dunners. Is it a stunner?

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Connor is going to be it's about it.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Now.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Riddle me this kind of what high school will you
be representing?

Speaker 8 (32:42):
We were presenting in South Otago High School?

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Is that in Bellcluther? It sure is beautiful Bellcluther with
the river running through it there?

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Yeah, you were just in bell Cluther, weren't you.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Yeah? I like the bridge with the humps. How many
humps on that bridge?

Speaker 8 (32:59):
Believe here? Six humps on that six humps?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Okay on the bridge. That's not that's not a question.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Just that's a warm up.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
That's a kid. That's a nice warm up.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
We don't know whether you pass or not. We don't.
We have to take you.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Any notable alumni from Southataga High School.

Speaker 8 (33:16):
I believe Tony Brown.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Correct, that's all I've got. That's all I've got. Yeah, yeah,
that's good. And you kinda that could be you? All right.
So we've got five questions here, you just need three
of them correct, Yes, fifty.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Whoever updates Bell C.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Luther's Wikipedia page is on standby right now.

Speaker 8 (33:40):
This could be a disaster.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Here we go, No, I think you're going to be
all right, Connor. Here we go. Question number one, referring
to a well known New Zealand company. What does dB
stand for A? Definitely not that? Okay? What's the name
of a c DC's New Zealand based long term drummer

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lives in Todunger No?

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Three from three?

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Got three from three in the TV series Friends? What
is Chandler's surname? Lock? Okay? Do we keep going? Look?

Speaker 3 (34:21):
I want to see if Connor could go.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Yeah, here we go. Apart from Ryan Fox, who's the
only other New Zealander to win the British Golf Open
char correct? And who is the New Zealand Prime Minister
between eighty four and eighty nine?

Speaker 9 (34:36):
No?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
One from five Connor, you won't trouble the Belklerker Wikipedia
pads this morning?

Speaker 2 (34:42):
No it? Well? Hey, look, if anything you've you've made
it more exciting tomorrow by pushing the fifty dollars into tomorrow. Yes,
you're looking for David LONGI was the prime minister for
a good chunk of the eighties. There TB's Dominion Breweries
of course, and ac DC's Todunger based drummer is Phil
Rudd and it's Chandler Bing. Chandler Bing is the correct

(35:06):
er there.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Jerry and Mini. The Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 6 (35:11):
Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio
show The Hurdarchy Breakfast Podcast.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Ben Hurley has just spilled his coffee all over the desk. Yep,
it's pretty bad odds. You say, you said you've only
done it twice.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Done it twice?

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yeah, and you're in here every day for the last
two years.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Yeah, but I think you get you get your systems
in place. You know, it's an unfamiliar setup for you.
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt
there and everyone. I've seen Jerry do it a handful
of times as well. Anyway, it is Tuesday, and that
means lame claims to fame at a o' clarke no
claim to fame as too lame. We'd love to hear
from you on three four eight three. You can also
get in touch on sosh mit. You can jump on

(35:48):
the old Instagram story and send them that way, or
you can pick up the phone and give us a
call on eight hundred Hardarchy like John from Gore has
Good morning John, how are you going good?

Speaker 8 (35:57):
Morning. How are you?

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Yeah, very well, thank you? What's your sie does? John from?

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (36:02):
Hello Ben?

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Hello mate, it's nice to hear your voice. Hey.

Speaker 8 (36:05):
It's going to snow on Saturday?

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Really? Is that right?

Speaker 9 (36:10):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Oh yeah? Have you had any snow yet?

Speaker 9 (36:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Just yeah, tell me that.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
John, when the snows and gore does the supermarket sell
out of bread every single time?

Speaker 10 (36:22):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (36:23):
Haven't really been there on Saturday, so you tend to
stay away anyway.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
All my memories of growing up down south is every
time it snowed, people would go in and just panic
by bread. And I don't know why. It's like you
generally only go to the supermarket once a week anyway.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
It's going to snow? Is it not toilet paper these days? Yeah?
It probably is.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
What's the like in God today?

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Though? John?

Speaker 8 (36:46):
It's fine and it's cool about at the moment.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Perfe Tell me that's John. I'm sure you've got many
lame claims to fame. What's what's one on the tip
of your mind?

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Uh? Fine?

Speaker 8 (37:00):
Loaded concord the aeroplane.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
What you landed it?

Speaker 8 (37:05):
Loaded it? Loaded it full of food? Mate?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Okay, where were you.

Speaker 8 (37:13):
Opened?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Airport? The concord comes to Auckland. I didn't know that. Now,
that's New Zealand's lame claim to fame. The concord came, he.

Speaker 8 (37:20):
Up, Edmund, Hillary, Was he.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
On the concord?

Speaker 8 (37:24):
No, he was coming off the back of another plane
and I was stripping this plane. That was very early
in the morning.

Speaker 11 (37:30):
And he said alone and there's it going, okay, And
I just stood the dumb padded and I said, okay,
that's what you don't expect to see see him.

Speaker 8 (37:44):
But at two in the morning.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Do you no, you don't, don't what's he doing at
two in the morning?

Speaker 8 (37:49):
They were coming and he had a house in.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Auckland, all right. Was he coming back from Nepal?

Speaker 8 (37:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Right, okay, taller than you'd think or shorter.

Speaker 8 (37:59):
He was really tall and a very deep voice.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
And that's as far as the conversation went, just a.

Speaker 8 (38:08):
Kind of you know, how's it going sort of thing.
And he was on his way out, but all the
other people had long gone, so he might have been hiding.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Very famous back then. Right, Very good to hear from you,
as always, John rug Up. This weekend, mate, gay mate,
you two a couple of come through on social media.
We took social media last night on the Instagram story
and said, type out your lame claims to fame here
this one from Donny haven't got time too, sorry regards Donnie.
Donnie doesn't have time to type us out, feel free

(38:42):
to give us a call, don if you wanted to
share alame claim to fame if it was too hard
to write out. And then this one here. Ben Hurley
once said I look like a hipster Harry Potter at
a comedy show in Hamilton.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Remember that. I don't remember that, but that does sound
like something I'd say, a hipster Harry Potter. What would
that be? Just the thick glasses, with the with a
beard and a lightning bolt scar on his full hit. Yeah,
no doubt.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
A similar thing happened to me. I went I was
at a open mic night and the last comedian of
the open mic night, this was in Scotland was Frankie Boyle. Amazing, incredible,
He's one of the biggest comedians probably in the world.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
You would say that my favorite. Yeah, one of mine
as well. And so when he came out of the end,
that blew my mind. A friend of mine and I
were on the end of a shearing run, so we
had giant bushy bids. We looked basically unhoused. Yeah, years,
I looked like when they pulled Saddam Hussein out of
that hole. But we had come into town and we
were going to a comedy gig, so we.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Thought, let's go and stop on the Scottish version of
Kmart or whatever. Primark. I think it's cool, yeah, yeah, yeah,
And so we went in there and we bought, like,
you know, a button down shirt or something to wear out.
So we're sitting in the front row looking unhoused but
well dressed, and Frankie Boyle walked out clocked us straight away.
It's just like, well, here's my fodder for the next
five ten. He goes you two gay guys pretending to

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be straight, or two straight guys pretending to be g.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Jerry in the night they breakfast.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Jerry would be sick of hearing this early. But my
lame claim to fame is that I once failed an
ncee A exam by performing that song in front of
my performed music teacher and my class.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
And you failed it, Yeah, failed it. I think it
was somewhat I think song selection.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
I think that was a tough song for a fifteen
year old at the bottom of the Canterbury Planes that
I don't think that's what they were thinking.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
And the classic singer songwriter, songwriter, you know, like the
covers going at the corner of a pub. You know,
I'm the guitar. That's a classic.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
That's what I thought, And it came from the heart
and it really, I mean it's it's almost two octaves
in there when he really gets into his When I really.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Got it's when when we first had kids, I realized
I didn't know any like traditional lullaby.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
I sung that.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Yeah, recall I recognize your breath as one of the weirdest,
so I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Yeah, yeah, I don't think i'd recognize anyone's breath. No, yeah,
I think it was a song selection issue because I've
never missed a note in my life, so it kind
of been that. And I have a voice like honey
poured over thunder.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Well, sexual chocolate, I call it audible chocolate, a huge range.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
No, no, no, no, I really showed him up on that.
It can only have been a song selection I think,
because I think when they can when they came up
with that idea, they were like let's let the kids
play songs that they enjoyed. And then this guy's played
the B side shitter from pil Damn. This isn't what
we're thinking anyway. What are we doing?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Like? Yeah, a few have come through on three four
eight three morning, guys came the bell to here. I
went to school with the two brothers. Who's dad is
the dad from Dad's Pie unbelievable. I've met these guys,
and interestingly, this is what happens in the lame claim
to fame early is themes start to arise. One day

(42:04):
it was Patty Gower, one day it was Jack Tame.
I think Lee Hart got a run. Today it seems
to be Dad's Pies because off the back of Cam
the builder who went to school with the brothers whose
dad is the dad of Dad's Pies. Here's this one.
My sister dated Tom from Dad's Pies.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
He was a good sort petty. They broke up.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
There's another one here. My ex wife grew up in
pie Karkaky. She boarded the pie Karkareky Express on a
few occasions. It's a train, right, yeah, I think we're
only talking about it in the caboose and a delete that. Yeah,
this is going out life.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Yes, a concert at Western Springs. The woman in the
group we were thought Ben Hurley was getting so many
photos with fans, they decided to get photos with another
guy in the group that wasn't getting any any attention
and to make a big overexaggerated deal about getting a
photo with the other guy.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
With the other guy, the text.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Says, we then had to point out that that was
Ben Thompson.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
He was also well known committed. Now I don't know
Ben Thomson, No, no, I could they have meant Josh Thompson. Yeah,
I remember that concert. I don't think Tom I was
with us for that one. Corey was Corey Gonzales was there?
Steve Wrigley was there that one.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
You often get confused.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Yeah, we do. He lives in America now, so thank god,
so I don't want to get confused from me anymore. Okay, yeah,
so do you reckon it was either him or Josh
thom could have been Tom. Yeah, I don't think he
was there. But my memory is hazy of that night
or my greatest memory of that a CDC concert was
just the just the great like procession of west Auckland

(43:39):
Bogan's going into West and just there should have be
an Edinburgh documentary on it. It really was a pilgrimage, Yes, yeah, yeah,
it was a pilgrimage of leather and denhim.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
It's Bogan Mecca. Another last one here, lame claim. I
played a round of golf with Ryan Fox at Dinner
and Fiji about fifteen years ago before he turned pro.
He shot five under without breaking a sweat. I guess
the most impressive part about that is is in dinner,
so you're breaking a sweet and Fiji's pretty impressive.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Update It was Steve Wrigley. Oh there we go. Yeah, perfect,
all right, keep tix coming through three four eighth straight
or again, feel free to give us a call. Oh
eight hundred Hardarchy with your lame claims to favor.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
Jerry Andman Night the Hierarchy Breakfast, a bunch.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Of lame claims to fame still coming through.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
As you mentioned.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Update on the story of the person they were getting
photos with the dac DC concert after people were punishing
you for photos.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
It was Steve Wrigley. It was Steve. Yeah. We often
were mistaken. There was a restaurant in Wellington that we'd
often go to when I say, restaurant was a cheap
Malaysian place, and the guy who ran it just every
time we walked and goes brothers and we'd go no, no, no,
but we'd sometimes and like I swear, we went in
like twice a week every you know, for four years,

(44:57):
same joke every time and every time and then hope
for a discounter a free feed.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
You'd go, hey, we do look kind of very much,
so yeah, that's right. Another one here, lame claim to fame.
I accidentally touched Ben's downstairs operation while riding on an
escalator and chatting about football.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Why didn't you acknowledge it?

Speaker 10 (45:14):
Then?

Speaker 2 (45:16):
For those of you just tuning in, this was the
whole thing.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Really really, Ben was grazed, was in the region, and
no one acknowledged it. No another one here three four
eight three. My mum went to Tawamuddon College with the
Finn brothers, not at the same time as them, and
she never met them, but same schools there, you get.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
I mean, yeah, that's pretty name, that's that's a it's
a long bow. I would call that one. Look, we
say every week. No, no claim is too lame.

Speaker 7 (45:43):
Next one might be, would you call this one? A
lame claim to fame. Tim and Neil Finn's mum was
a piano teacher and their childhood piano. My brother learned
to play piano on it or he was a kid
on the on the.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Is that worse or better? Ah, I mean it's lane,
It is lane.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
I mean I went to school with the Finns, but
not at the same time and never met them as
I mean, I've been through Taomu to a number of times. Yeah,
I mean I'm only one step away.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Yeah, there's a great point. I'm from the same hometown
as Norman Kirk.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
I never met him, but did swim in a pool
that was named after him. Oh and I used to
tell everyone was named after him because he drowned in it.
I don't think he ever swamming it.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Now, there was an Australian promise that drowned and they
named a pool after him, didn't he He just you
know that, Yeah, he said his name. He just went
missing one day while while prime minister. Yeah, and then
they named a pool after him, which is shocking. They'd
be like, you know, Norman Kirk died of a heart attack.
They'd be like, if we named a KFC after.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Him, well named a sting Ray Steve Ewen. I know
we say this every week, no claim to lane. This
one might be my lame claim to fame. Is my
lame claim to fame? Was getting my lamee claim to
fame read out on Radio hod.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
This is getting very meta. Yeah, so I think that
could be.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
That could be potentially too lame to have this one though,
stood in line waiting to feed giraffes with man Iah,
that's wrong a zoo talked about baby benders.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Must be noted he was the only fully grown male
with out kids in the line. Why were you there,
my heart? Were you around the playground area? You can't
not be around the playground of the zoo that they're everywhere.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
My partner is a keeper, and I've always nah sort
of sort of like long on is long on. She
she's a zoo keeper.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
So when I take her to three consecutive Rugby League
games in Sydney across the weekend, is technically your work? Sure?
As a commentator and pundit eight years a member of
the mainstream sports media here in New Zealand, there is
a penance to pay for that, and that penance is
a full day to wronga zoo. I mean, I love
a zoo. Oh my god, that's a good one.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
That was one of the best unreasonable views. Back over
the harbor, back to the bridge. They call that thing
the opera House.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
I just think of it as weird anyway. That's why
I was the only man in the line without quite right.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
But shout out to you because we've got about ten
minutes out of the baby bender thing this morning and
another one here pretty good with it today in.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Jerry and Mania the Darky Breakfast, Jerry and Mania joined
the complayt the Hadaki Breakfast discussion group on Facebook.

Speaker 12 (48:27):
For more, that's enough Mandy Candy Metro News, It's time
for the real stuff. Ben Hurley's for Rural round Up News.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
You can get it by Southland will look like a
war zone from this weekend, with gunfire, explosions and soldiers
deployed to the region. What is anybody alarmed?

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Did you know there was a conflict campening in Southland
and Southland?

Speaker 3 (48:55):
No? I can't imagine what they'd be upset about.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Fear not, guys, No live ammunition will be used. It's
an exercise at toe. Faddy Nico and it takes place
great player from a base near Gore. Do you know
there was an army base near Gore? I don't think
there is a secret one from the eighteenth to the
twenty six of July. So it's it's gone on at

(49:20):
the moment, ongoing right now. Yeah, Almost five hundred New
Zealand Army and Australian Army Reserve personnel have joined forces
for a war fighting exercise aim to test the combat readiness,
leadership and ability to work together in the harsh environment
that is Southland.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
I think we've got a home field advantage there in Southland.
I remember one of these coming up from my hometown
when I was a kid, basically just to alert farmers
if there's if it seems like a war has broken
out in rural South Canterbury, don't worry, it's just a
training exercise.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
But would freak out often as wood freakout. We are
going to try something new here. We're going to cross
two Stockyard correspondent Menai Stewart for an update from the
Tikwiti carfin bill sales. Yeah, that's right from the Can
you hear me? Okayman? I got you there, Bin, you
got you there? beIN.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
We've just had the tiquity sales at seventeenth of July
twenty twenty six, sale number forty forty eight.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
For those of you.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Playing at home, just gonna just a quick caveat at
the top, quantity off it and quantity sold. No animal
went unsold, so we're just gonna gloss over those. If
I tell your number, just assume it was sold store kettle.
One hundred and thirty nine all up, forty of those bulls,
with an average price per kilo of five hundred and
thirty five sixteen fifty one on the toe. It's not
a gambling got was the average price. Minimum price. One

(50:37):
of them sold for three ten It was a dowdy
looking sucker, and the biggest price three thousand and sixty
for one bull. Eighteen cows sold at an average price
of three ninety two a minimum nine sixty are high
of two thousand and two hundred that were. Forty nine
heifers sold at an average price of five hundred and
two per kilo, five seventy two per kilo for the steers,

(50:59):
and five wiener heifers sold at an average price of
one thousand and ninety dollars. The total for all one
hundred and thirty nine store cattle sixteen sixty eight.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Sorry, that's the average, sixteen sixty eight. Kim and I
will be coming back and never crossing to you ever again,
and thank you for that.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
We can go to Dargaville if you want. We can
go to Dargaville.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
If you want. No, we're actually gonna cross. Text decides
it to our weather presenter, who is also me to
There's been rumors today it's a nice day in Ta Pahu.
We didn't know where Topa who was to part Who
is a rural community in the White Part district, located
about thirty kilometers or twenty minutes by car southwest of Hamilton,
nestled at the foot of Mount Pierong here and today

(51:46):
it's a cloudy start with a few showers, interesting clearing
to fine in the morning. Must have already done that morning.
Fog possible in sheltered places, southeasterlyes dying out in the morning,
and are high of thirteen today. So yeah, I'd say
a pretty nice day. And so the rumors were correct.
Do you guys want to know any interest in the
Tamuka Lamb and you and Lamb sales. It's all we

(52:10):
have time for. And Ben Hurley's r all round up
for another day.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
We'll catch you tomorrow, Jerry and midnight they breakfast.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Moving under a rock.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
The feed for World Cup wrapped up yesterday, Spain winning
their second title, beating up again Dina one nil an
extra time. It's a hugely successful event across North America.
At least according to Trump, more than six point eight
million people attended one hundred and four games across a
billion days. And to talk us through his thoughts on
the World Cup, host of weekends Sport our news Talks,
they'd be Sky Sport commentator, the voice of the round

(52:40):
ball in New Zealand. And I've just learned former radio
school tutor of one Ben Hurley, Jason Pine joins us
morning Piney.

Speaker 9 (52:49):
Yeah, I am responsible.

Speaker 10 (52:51):
I don't know whether that's a good or bad thing.
Far too good for my tutoring was been when I
when I first came across him, and have tracked.

Speaker 9 (53:00):
His career with great interest at the time.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Son, Yeah, who would have thought I'd be on a
national radio station at breakfast, pony, But look, I put
it all down to you, mate, I've got I'm going
to start off with a big question. We watched the
game yesterday. Did the good guys win?

Speaker 9 (53:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (53:16):
Without question. Yeah, they were the only ones out there
trying to play football. I don't know what Argentina were doing,
but they weren't really that interested in playing football at all.
I think it was anti football. So yeah, I've explained
better team on the on the day, better team across
the tournament. Really one goal conceded an eight games, that's
pretty impressive. So yeah, I think the right team lifted

(53:37):
the trophy at the end, even though Donald Trump tried
to stay in the.

Speaker 9 (53:44):
Just stay in the team botho or whatever. It was
more what a more on but but yeah, Spain fain
definitely the better team yesterday and right for winners of
the World Cup.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
So if you had to guess, what do you think
Argentina's tectic was. Was it just to try and get
it to penalties?

Speaker 10 (54:00):
Yeah, I think that was it. I think they knew
they couldn't go toe to toe with Spain on a
talent basis. They knew they wouldn't be good enough if
it actually became a football match, which is odd really
because they're not a bad team. They if they play
they just went out there to disrupt, really, and I
think what they what they've done throughout the tournament is
rely heavily in our messy, which you would because he's

(54:20):
so amazing, But he had as probably as lest his
least impactful game yesterday. So without his influence, all they
had left ready was was the disrupting tactics, which nearly worked.
And what they get to the one hundred and sixth
minute before Spain scored. So yeah, they got to within
fifteen minutes or so of taking it the penalties, which
becomes a lottery. But yeah, I think it was a

(54:42):
I mean, I mean, thank god they didn't win, because
it would have been a real, a real downer from
what pretty good tournament really for them to sort of,
you know, niggle their way to a penalty shoot out
and take the World Cup.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
It didn't finish at the final what's the leader? There
was still a bit of a bro haha afterwards.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
What happened there?

Speaker 10 (54:59):
Yeah, a couple of Argentinian players obviously frustration boils over
a few punches throw and I mean, look, I haven't
heard anything in the time since about any repercussions, but yeah,
I think sometimes like I say, frustration can get the
better of people, and that's clearly what happened. I'm not
sure these two teams love each other dearly. I'm not

(55:20):
sure there are too many teams that Argentina are that
fond of. But yeah, there was a bit of push
and shob after the final, so thankfully it didn't go
much further than that.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Pony. This was the first time with the expanded format
of I think it was one hundred and seventy eight
teams in the World Cup. Now, if you've obviously New
Zealand gets basically a spot every time now as long
as we can beat the Solomon Islands, which you know
we haven't before. So that's why I say that. But
do you reckon it works with the bigger format.

Speaker 10 (55:51):
Yeah, I was a bit dubious at the start because
you wonder about whether we're a whole bunch of mismatches
where the teams will get smashed, you know, seven or
eight Nilan Paul play things like that, But that didn't happen.
I think you could also tell how much it meant
to teams to be there, and some of the teams
that you know that hadn't been there before, like like Curusou,
like Cape Verde, like you know, these sorts of teams,

(56:13):
they had their moments. Yeah, well, we hadn't been there
for a while, and I think that little for that
little ten day period, I think it really captured us.
You know, we got them behind this team. We learned
the names of Eli Justin and Marco Staminich and other
other players like that. So look, I think, I mean,
they're now talking about sixty four teams at the next one,
which I think, I mean, when do we when do

(56:35):
we stop? Do you get to a point where you
just turn up if you want to and go for it?

Speaker 9 (56:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (56:41):
Look, forty eight I love the fact that there were
so many games that for a football fan like me
was fantastic. But yeah, look, I think you know, I
loved the old thirty two team format, but the fact
that New Zealand get to go I guess from that
point selfishly as a you know, as an upside for
the forty eight, I.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Reckon, if you're going to call it the World Cup
for all one hundred ninety two, well it would be
more than that because they include territory and territory, so
it would be Yeah, it's over two hundred.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Open them into the Vatican garagins. Just open it up
to everyone. You mentioned some of the some of the
people that are now household names from this tournament here
in New Zealand, and I saw a headline around Elijah
just has he signed a new contract. It's a big
payday I saw.

Speaker 10 (57:22):
Yeah, Swansea I think, and for him that's Marco Stamminich's
team actually, so the two of them might might be
up at Swansea. They're in the Championship, which is the
one below the Premier League, and a good team too,
so you know, could push for Premier League promotion. I
mean that's what the World Cup does, guys, is that
it puts you know, players who you know previously might
not have been that well known and onto the world

(57:42):
stage and you know, clubs all around the world are
looking and saying, now we could use that guy. So yeah,
so he yeah, I think he will. He will get
that move. The last I saw it wasn't quite confirmed,
but by the sounds of it, that's where he's off to.
So yeah, good on him. You know, you score three
goals at the World Cup, you're going to turn some heads.
And good on Aldjah just's he's a He's a fine

(58:03):
young man and a great player, so I'm really pleased
for him, and thank.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
You very much for your service over the course of
this World Cup as well, Poney. You've been invaluable to
us and our listeners. So thanks very much. Matte.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
You get some sleep now, Pony.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Now, thanks for thanks very much. Jason Pine, voice of
the round Ball here in New Zealand and as we've
learned this morning, Ben Hurley's radio school tutor, everything you
learned from.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Him, Jerry and the Night, the Hoary Breakfast, the verve pipe.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
That song was in my seventh former year.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Was it actually yeah?

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Huge sing along, sort of arms around the shoulders, Yeah,
sort of thing. I would say that was my graduation
song if I was going to have one. Yeah, ball
after party, local rugby club rooms, crying with friends, yes, yeah,
because she didn't text you back yeah before texting, I

(58:57):
didn't want to assume.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
As Tuesday, that means lame claims to fame we every week.
It shocks me that we haven't found the bottom of
the well. I think we might have found the lameers today.
It was the one that the alame claim to fame
was that their last lame claim to fame got ridout
during lame claims to fame. That was pretty lame. We
haven't found the bottom. We're pretty close today. I'm gonna
be honest.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
My dad went to school with the boys from the
bean Zid. Okay, okay, I dared. I don't think of
it as that old. It must be quite you know,
there would be two thousands.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Ye would have Gloriphylia.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Just as I was leaving primary school, Gloriphylia came out,
so that that would have been uss around each other
at the rugby club belting that one I actually speaking
of Zid been from Zid. I don't know, not yet, Dramma,
not me. No, I was not in the bean Zid,
but he he owns one or two establishments in ah Wow,

(59:55):
like a pub, in a restaurant and randomly head a
little family holiday and afterdoor during COVID where you couldn't
go oversea, So we went there because it felt like front.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
The streets are called Rue Street.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
That's literally it. And stayed in Airbnb and it was
also owned by Ben from z Is that right? Yeah?
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
I mean, look great band. I didn't know they sold
that many records that you could buy half of a town.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
I think he may have made more money off the
being a publican than being in Zad potentially.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
I went to a party when I was in high
school and Josh Croenfeld was there. He was dating my
friend's sister. I opened the export ultra bottle and the
answer to the question was Josh Cronfelder. I asked him
the question. He got it wrong. We told him we
had to drink to the stars. They got stars on
expandoratial bottles. He dropped the nae finished to be a
well played Josh stepped up when little annoying teenagers were

(01:00:52):
pestering him. That's a pretty good one. And then the
other one. There we were talking about the mayor of Toto.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Oh yes, who I thought was Robbledell, But it's starts
And someone said, can we please have Roubbledell for ourmir
and ttog?

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
The one we have is a game like we're not
gonna get political.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
It's the no, we're not getting political, but it is
the easiest way to in quickest way to ruin your
sporting legacy is to go into local body police. I
don't know why you would do, what would you do.
I don't know why you would do it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
You are on a hiding and I because people remember
you as a beloved all black captain who wore fingalist gloves.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
And now and now you're getting knee pads on with
Winnie on social media.

Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
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