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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daily Us spoke content that you won't find on the
radio show The Hurdaki Breakfast Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome along to the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Thanks, it's good to be here.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah, it's nice to have you.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Can I can. I'd like to table something straight off
the rope if I could please. I'm just gonna actually
crash my computer when I tried to open this before.
This is from a website called Facebook.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Which you may have heard of Facebook.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, and it's from the Facebook. The Facebook. You have
a book of face, the Book of Facement, And it's
from a page called Australian Millennials, which I don't follow,
but was served up to me and as a story
that involves guys, Sebastian and cricket, which I thought, you
know what, I love both of those things. I do
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love both those things.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I love Guy Sebastian guys.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Once a year I like to there's two videos I
like to watch once a year. One is David Tour
Shane Cameron.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Oh, oh my god, do you really want to watch that?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
It SuDS that to me once a year, just to
remind me of what a man's capable of doing to
another man. And then the other one is I like
to watch Guy Sebastian's audition for Australian Idol Greatest audition
either even better than that that old bird from England
in that old bird from England, better than the Polynesian
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gentleman with the guitar who made everyone crow more recently.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Really, are you saying Burgers best? What about Clay Aiken?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
What about Ruben Stardard?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
What about Ben Lamas?
Speaker 6 (01:31):
What about Michael Murphy and Michael Murphy for me?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
What about what about Rose to vie Man? What about
Guy Sebastian? What about me? It doesn't fear shnnan No, no,
it is good. What about Noolsy? All of them eclipsed
by the fro on Guy Sebastian. Great singing, not great
songs And I think that's where he really fell down.
Good cricketer, Well let's find out. And about twenty ten,
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I'm playing Club Cricket. Rights this message not to us,
but we'll read it as if it is and then
get more clicks on Instagram. No, we wouldn't do that
or the other radio shows. What At about two thousand
and ten, I'm playing Club Cricket, I show up to
the game and we're just having a chat and the
other teams on the other side of the ground. We're
looking across and there's a guy who looks an awful
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lot like Guy Sebastian standing there in cracket whatever we
think can't be him. The bloke who's seen playing for
the club the longer. The bloke who's been playing for
the club the longest shows up and he goes, morning fellows.
Oh guy, we're so fucked that guy. I didn't think
he played since he got famous. What do you mean?
We all said, just wait, he said, So we lose
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the toss and we have a bolt. It's a t
twenty game. So Guy Sebastian opens the batting for them.
He proceeds to head about one hundred and thirty or
fifty balls. What he's heading sexes that land in the
car park absolutely batters us. We walk off exhausted. It's
not over, says says the bloke who played against pre
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fame guy. Our batsman walk out, who's opening the bowling?
Guy Sebastian bloke is sitting him down. Two hundred k
underparts whizzing past the batsman's helmets take something like five
for three of us. Oh my god, And you know
what's worse, he was so fucking nice. If you beat
the bat bowling to him, he'd got great ball, mate. Unlucky.
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Every time one of our batsmen would get a good
shot off, he'd give them a bit of a clap
and go, great shot mate. They win easily, Man in
the Magic Guy Sebastian. After the game, one of our
guys thinks it'll be funny to play a bit of
Shannon Noel on their phone while we're having a beer.
Guy hears it, starts laughing genuine laughter, gives us a
massive thumbs up. He then autographed the match ball for
one of our guys, whose wife absolutely loved him. That's
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one of the most brutal days of cricket I've ever played.
Never would have imagined it would bet the hands of
Guy Sebastian.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
It turns out there has been a second coming of
Jesus Christ. It's happened already, and it's in the form
of Guy Sebastian.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Who would have thought, But yeah, that's the second Coming
of Christ, clearly, and.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I thought initially because they also accompanied with that as
an AI picture of Guy Sebastians. The story might not
be legit, but I've had a look in the comments,
and the comments are full of stuff like this. I've
also played against him at an indoor cricket game and
could confirm he can bat as well as bowl fairly quick.
He was never nice to me, though, because whenever I
got him out, I used to start singing, do you
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like it like that?
Speaker 8 (04:21):
Well?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
There we got see you don't do that.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Played it into a cricket against some years ago before
I was the idol was quick and very capable back then,
good bloke. And then someone else said, Shannon, I would
have made two hundred. So you who would have thought
that is great? Did you? Even in your wildest dreams thing?
That's no? Nah, No, I totally didn't that. I reckon
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he should. He should reinvent himself having like a post
singing career like cricket. I spoke.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
The other part about it is you often go okay, well,
one person who's good at one sport's good enough. I
mean that is often the case. Yeah, Like, for example,
you know, if you just had to be a very
good cricketer, chances are good golf.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Who would have thought good golf good?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah? Oftentimes good footballers Yeah, And often when you hear
when you hear about, you know, players like Sonny Bill
Williams or something like that, and then people will be like, yeah,
I knew him as a kid and he was a
really good soccer player or something like that. Bad example
because he wasn't. But remember when we had Sonny bell
on and someone said they beat him at the hurdles.
That's right, right, And he says, I don't remember it,
but it doesn't sound correct.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I don't remember losing.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I don't think I would have lost a year. I
don't remember losing. Yeah, that was what he was like.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
I don't think I ever lost to hurdles race. Okay,
I don't think that's that's funny. He's what an athlete,
but yet to jump across the realms from sport to art,
that's a different thing. And then to turn around you
know music, I guess you call that in the arts
and turns about that guy Sebastian can also paint.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
He'd be one of those. Yeah, he'd be one of
those freaks that can do everything. Just make love like
a demon.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Drive a car superbly, parallel park, park.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
On hand on the head wrists of his passengers, whipping
it in one hand.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Yeah, great chef. Yeah, he certainly wouldn't be serving his
kids ice cream one scoop at a time. So you
get what you get, you don't get upset.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I heard he can wash, dry and put away all
of his clothes in the same afternoon.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
He folds his guys beautifully.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Doesn't leave them in the washing basket clean for like
a week until they're all dirty again.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Whenever he does a shit, it just comes out. It
doesn't have to wipe.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I heard Guy Sebastian unpacks his suitcase as soon as
he gets home from holiday.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, they'd be right. I think it just packs itself.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Guy Sebastian has never opened the dishwasher and gone fuck
it's still dirty. Yeah, it's always clean.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, what a guy.
Speaker 9 (06:41):
Can we look up like some Chuck Norris and we'll
start doing Guy Sebastian ones instead. Yep, we'll just do that.
Can we have a little break now? Have you got
anything to bring to the table today, Jerry?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I do have something.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
It's something you'd like to not table today, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
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Speaker 3 (07:07):
So, what is it you'd like to not table?
Speaker 7 (07:10):
I was just going to the toilet before gross and
is there something?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (07:15):
There's something in your brain that knows is your bladder sentient?
Because as I got towards the toilet, my bladder new
somehow that I was making my way to the toilet,
and then just started to it started to loosen, it
started to release.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Well, that's because your pelvic floor has gone since the kids.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Isn't it.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
Yeah, Actually, I need to work on the pelvit floor.
Start doing that again. My floor was so good during
that time that we're then the seventy foy four pelvit
floor that I wasn't needing to go to the wheeze
in the middle.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Of the night. Now now come up and down all
bloody night like a fucking cunt.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Well I am how down?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Up and down all fucking night like a cunt, like
a like a camp.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
There is there's that count again.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Because that's all not like a counter account. It happens
when you get older, doesn't it doesn't it?
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Does it?
Speaker 8 (08:10):
Ever?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah, you're not me not yet? How women, how often
forty Women's last time you went all through the night
without without needing to go? Weeze through the.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Night awake and I'll be with you.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I like that song, beautiful, it was the last time.
It's got that driving, bloody beat, which is.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Night.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
So you're going to describe that? Are we going to
listen to some.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I want to listen to It's even got the weird
but at the beginning, I like that.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Just about going wheeze go Sunday.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
With you the I love this song. I love the
song too.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
When terrible lyrics, Okay, here.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
We go then, and it's so good.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
So I just got full tangles. I just got the
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full twingle ecstasy thing that was letting.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
All the way up the body to the head.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
What the hell is that that does?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
That music?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
I love that feeling. It's almost like when you find
you could just take a pil that made you feel
like that, that would be so good?
Speaker 9 (10:00):
Can you you can't?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Funnily enough, we have managed to put that.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Yeah, of course it comes at a powder cat form.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
So and because you abuse too much of that, you
now can't go all through the night without no When
was the last time you sleep all through the night
without is it like, how often are we talking? I
just want to know what's hit of me?
Speaker 7 (10:25):
Not very often, like I think now if I didn't
drink any fluids from like about sex or seven, I
really wanted to I code. But my dad was saying
that he gets up twice. Now, I mean he's in
his eighties.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, he goes, are going to get up twice? And
he goes, I can't get back to sleep. As soon
as I get up, I can get back to sleep.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
So you can't. That's harder. But and then you so
you know how you try and stay asleep. While you're
doing that, you know you get up, you'll go, you'll
go sit down.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
With always always Sorry.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
The solo and this is.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Please say stuck to the keyboards and didn't go guitar?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Is that a key tar?
Speaker 6 (11:04):
I reckon?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Probably it's a bit weird.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I think when your remakes you lose that. But was
a kesar that was playing under Daveren today? It was
ship It would be funny. It's just so weird on
the key tar in.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
The sorry interrupt you and just knew that solo is coming.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
Out here we go kicking back in for the chorus
She learned large over the man eighties, didn't she? Sidney
Laufer and we are the World? She was amazing with
the world, world wild. While let's realize there's so many
jingle jangles though, going on that they had to to
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get rid of all the jingle jangles.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
She sounds very like youthful but also raspy. Yeah, she
was playing really unique. Yeah. Fun girls just want to
have fun.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Yeah, not all of them.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
You sell like you're talking from personal experience, and my
experienced women have been quite fun.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
It's a bad experience as well, as.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
They want to make you for something that maybe they've
set you a trap and you think it's fun.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
And you're like, yeah, actually, if we're talking about who's
got the best personality of any girl I've ever met,
it's probably old Stacy.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Look.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Oh no, And I said, are you sure you want
to hear this?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Absolutely, this is just fun. I'm sure she said, no,
it's just for fun. And it wasn't for fun.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
You fell into You fell into the trap.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
That's a train.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
That is a trap. Which one of my friends do
you think is the hottest that one?
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Right?
Speaker 8 (12:47):
Okay, all right, all right, Cindy take us out, Jerry
and Manyah.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
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