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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Jerry and Manai, The Hauraki Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Good morning, welcome along to The Hauraki Breakfast, the third
day of September 2026. My name's Jeremy Wells, this is
Manai Stewart.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good morning, Jeremy Wells, and welcome into the studio for
the first time on the ones and twos, pushing the
buttons because Root has got AIDS. It is Zoe. Good morning, Zoe.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Good morning, all.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Zoe's on the buttons, so you know what? I was
going to say, if anything goes awry, if she kicks
things off or if she shuts things off a little
bit too soon... you know, give her a bit of grace.
I was going to say, that's what happens on a
daily basis anyway, so you probably won't even notice.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, I'll be judging every hour, Zoe, so at the
end of every hour, we'll give you a mark out
of 10. Oh, God.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
This is like the on-air check all over. It is.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
That's right. That's right. It's an on-air on-air check.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
We were even sent through last night your CV.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, we were. We were sent through by our boss. Hey,
by the way, Bruda has, you know, finally succumbed to
his illnesses, the many illnesses he's running. and Zoe will
be filling in. She has panelled in the past. Seemingly,
this is said to us as if we don't work
with her every day. She's panelled the big show live
quite a few times, and her ZM shows. We've spoken,

(01:27):
and she's got this. And I want you to know, Zoe,
this is a big step up from the big show,
all right? And whatever was going on at ZM.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I love that resume.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
That's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Give us a call now, 0800-HARAKI, 0800-428-725. If you want
to take the kickoff, what'll happen is Mania... We'll come
up with a suggestion for the first song of the show.
I'll come up with another suggestion, and one caller decides
which one we go with. What's your suggestion, Minaya? Or
should we take Matt?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Let's just have a yarn to Matt straight off the rip.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Okay, let's take Matt from Auckland. Morning, Matt. Welcome to
the show.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Morning, Gerry.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
How you going?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Good, thank you, Matt. All right, here's Minaya's suggestion for
the first song.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Matt, I'm in a new metal mood this morning. I
want Limp Bizkit, My Way.

Speaker 2 (02:07):



.

Speaker 1 (02:10):

I know this is going
to be pretty polarizing, but that's my option for this morning.
What about you, Jerry?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Does this have a person on turntables?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yes, absolutely. It has scratching. And heavily distorted guitars.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
New metal scratching.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Okay, mine, take it back to the 1980s with Simple Minds,
something that I was driving along and listening to the
other day. I was listening to another radio station and
they played Don't You Forget About Me and I thought,
this is a great song.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Don't you forget about me.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
It got me tapping my foot. And I thought, that'd
be a good song to start the show with. What
do you want, Matt? Is it Simple Minds or is
it Limp Bizkit?

Speaker 5 (02:53):
I think we have to go with Simple Minds, especially
for a 6am start.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
It's something simple.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
All right, good on you, Matt. Thanks for calling, Matt.
Simple Minds it is.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Okay, now Zoe's got a bin, Limp Bizkit one in there,
and then.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
And then.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
And then... And then... And then.
We're off and running on the Hodaki Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
You can get hold of us anytime you like on
0800 HODAKI. That's our phone number. We love to hear
from you. You don't need to stay for long. You
can come in and pass a comment and bugger off,
or you can text us on 3483. Give us a drive-by.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
A little drive-by. A few people were on the line
just then when we did the kick-off, and I suspect
that they were about to give us a drive-by because
the text machine has said, wrong choice, Matt. Great choice, Minaya.
A minute earlier to the van and we may have
been listening to Limp Bizkit. That's just the luck of
the draw, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, that's the way it goes.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
That is how she goes. One caller decided it. We
did the other day go, you know what? We both
picked songs so good that we both want to hear them.
Because it's not necessarily a competition against each other. It's
just we want to hear a good song to start
the show. We did the other day play both of
them back to back. Yesterday, when we had our raw, open,

(04:09):
and honest feedback session with our boss after the show,
we were advised probably just one, fellas.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
I mean, the positives of that feedback session, that raw, open,
honest feedback session.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
No sacred cows.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Never. Was that he said, really loving the kickoff. Loving
the kickoff.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Really? Yeah, he said loving the kickoff. I kind of
zoned out for that part of it.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
He said loving the kickoff, but I would say, I
would say, maybe not two songs.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Maybe not too strong.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, Zane said, more of this. Lisa the Chili's Green
Day Bush Offspring starting the show. It's Radio Groundhog Day. Oh,
there we go. That's what we're after, yeah. Just a
little palate cleanser to start the show. Get yourself in
a good mood.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, normally we do the rounds around about now. But
Zoe's actually made a good point that maybe people don't
want to hear about what's going on. around the place
every day maybe it sounds boring and um and she
might actually be right although i'm always looking for that
particular thing that mania's found out which is that dunedin

(05:12):
and kaitaia somehow share the same temperature at 6 a.m.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
We forgot to ask brando this the other day we
did i think that was kind of the whole reason
we got him on we never asked him we got
Waylaid with Super El Nino chat.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Well, today, your theory, the Manaya-Stewart-Kaitaia-Deneeden correlation theory, is out, actually,
because you've got Deneeden 9, you've got Kaitaia 12.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, okay, so let me... Am I able to revise
my current theorem?

Speaker 3 (05:40):
You want to come in with some revisionist history?

Speaker 1 (05:42):
I would like to change my theory in the face
of new evidence, if I could, and I think we
should all endeavour to do that where possible. The new
evidence is... The earth is tilted on its axis. We're
now in spring. I love that. I think that that
only works in winter. I think that Kaitaia and Dunedin

(06:05):
have the same morning temperature in winter.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
I also suspect that by the afternoon, Kaitaia would have
run away with it. But now that we're into... Spring?
I think she's all over Red Rover.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Okay. This is an interesting theory.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Because we know for a fact that at the height
of summer, there's no way Dunn is just competing with Kaitaia.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
No, you're dead right.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
But what's surprising is that in the depths of winter
it is. And I think that's the... I mean, we
need more funding to do a bit more research into this.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Okay. I mean, I'm also looking for other correlations around
the place because I'm just thinking today Wellington's 13th. Napes
is 14. See, Auckland and Wellington are the same today.
And Kaitai is all kind of the same. Invercargill, 11. Queenstown, 10.
It's a little bit warmer, actually. Queenstown, 10.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Christchurch, interestingly, currently the warmest place in New Zealand. 16 degrees. Jesus.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
I mean, only two weeks ago they would have been dealing,
probably last week they were dealing with, maybe yesterday they
were dealing with frost. I reckon Canterbury, the Canterbury Plains
has the wildest spring out of anywhere because, for example,
places like Ashburton, God bless you guys. I don't know
how you do it. They will have like.
My missus lived there for like four years. It was brutal.

(07:15):
They will have snow like tomorrow and then 30 degrees
the day after. The spring is insane.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, well, I know this is hard for you to
get your head around, Manai, but that is all about
the wind direction. And the norwesterly, which comes from the norwest,
So what it's called is where it comes from.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
I don't want to assume it's pronouns. That's my issue
with it.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
It comes from the North West and therefore across all
of the South Island, across the mountains. And then by
the time it arrives in Ashburn, she's warm. She's warmed up.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, well, it's been heated up.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
And that's exactly what's happening today. Christchurch, 16 degrees. That's
a warm start to the day.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
This theory revision is like Jerry's revision of a mother's
yopper's correlation to her son's downstairs.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Ah, that theory.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
That the greater the yopper, the greater the hog is
your theory, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Unless it skips a generation. Oh, right.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Someone else asked, is there any common stats in regards
to great whites in Dunedin and Kaitaia? Well, we need
to tag our sharks so we can figure that part.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Out.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
We normally have a segment around about an hour called,
Is This Too Boring for 6.20? It's a little bit
earlier than 6.20. It's actually 17 past six this morning.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Oh, we should bin it.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
We've talked about static and blankets. You've got some issues
with your static and your blanket.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Do you want an update on that?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yes, please.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Is it too boring for an update on the static
and blankets?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Always interested in an update.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Okay, so I've noticed. You know how I was getting
belted the other day by things around here? I was staticky.
The blanket has calmed down. I've stopped getting static shocks
around the house, around the studio. And then yesterday, I
put my new sneakers on. And I pulled my headphones
off the charger, the AirPods, you know, they're in the
little USB charger. As I pulled that out, I got belted.

(09:06):
A massive electric shock. I think it's the sneakers. I
think the sneakers are generating a massive charge.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Okay. What kind of sneakers are we talking about? That
seems weird because they should be insulated. Insulated with rubber.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
But then maybe because I'm not grounding myself, the charge
that I'm generating is staying inside my body. Could that be,
could I just be all charged up and then, When
I get underneath that plastic blanket, I'm then imparting a
charge on the blanket.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Well, I know that underneath that plastic blanket, there's been
some fireworks. And I'm talking about the static here, not
just the other fireworks that's happening to you and Jeff.
If only. Yeah. But I don't know whether the... I
would have thought that a sneaker, a basic sneaker, would
negate that because I think the worst static I ever
get is when I'm running a leather-soled shoe. Oh, really?

(09:56):
Because you're sliding around on the cart. Are you sliding?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Perhaps.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Are you stepping, or are you slipping?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I'm stepping. I mean, I generally don't wear my shoes inside,
so it's something that's happening out and about. You're running
the insoles, though, aren't you? I am running insoles inside
my shoes, and they squeak, although I've fixed that with
Grant's Remedy, not an ad, but reach out. Any powder
will work, but if you're going to be putting powder
in your shoes, might as well be Grains Remedy. And again,
that is not an ad.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Grains was for the smell, not the sound.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, it is. That's what I'm saying. Any powder, a
baking powder would work. But like I said, if you're
going to be putting a powder in your shoes, you're
probably better off putting Grains Remedy. Otherwise, you're going to
end up baking a loaf of bread in your shoes.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
May as well be Grains.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yeah, was that too boring for 619?

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Well, I was just going to say, so you're talking
about Static Blanket, we're talking about the fluff collector inside
of your dryer. Lint filter. Talked about the cast iron pan.
We talked about Ruta's hair loss.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
That actually wasn't in the segment. That was just so
boring that you put it in there.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
I've pulled that back in. Brisket slow cooking a few
days ago. What was it yesterday? We talked about Zoe's
poaching of the chicken.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Now, the segment started by you talking about an electric toothbrush.
And I, yesterday, was scanning through, actually it threw it
at me, the algorithm threw it at me, that there
is now a toothbrush, an electric. So I've got an
electric toothbrush update for you, and you might be interested
in this, as a newcomer to electric toothbrushes.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
A new member of the community.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yep. It's $ 850. Okay, we've lost me. It's penny.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Okay, you've lost me, I'm out.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Dyson electric toothbrush that has a camera associated with it,
AI and... It fires its own jet mouthwash into your mouth. Okay.
And so it maps and scans the way that you've
been cleaning your teeth. It can identify bits that you
haven't been cleaning properly. And it then gives you a

(11:52):
report that comes back to an app that maps out
all of your teeth and says, these are the bits
that you need to work on.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I mean, too far? I don't know. I don't know
if I need to be bringing feedback into my hygiene process. Like,
I don't know. It's already enough that you get constant
feedback from your bloody Apple Watch. You're getting enough steps.
What's your sleep score? I don't need to be like, oh,
you're also cleaning your teeth wrong. I don't need to be,
you know, remonstrated by a toothbrush.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Well, what happens, though, if you haven't been... That's a
good point. Getting to an area, and as a result,
you've got to get, I mean, a filling nowadays. You're
looking at over $ 1, 000 for a filling.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Over $ 1, 000 for a toothbrush, just about.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
But if it stops you getting three or four fillings,
it's paid for itself.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
That's a good point. Will has asked you, did you
buy one of these Dyson mouth sex toys?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
No, but I'm concerned. I mean, Father's Day coming up
on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
I've got a couple of bits of feedback on my
feedback about the static. I reckon, from Adam, I reckon
we need to investigate the sock and insole materials. Perhaps
they may be generating a bit of electricity. And then
this one, I'm an electrician here. I like men. Okay.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Well, that's interesting.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
And Jory said you should be able to run real
fast now. I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Is that how it works? This is the high-diggy breakfast.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Nigerian Mania.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
The Hauraki Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
6.30 on the Hauraki Breakfast. Time for your latest sport headlines.
Thanks to Export Ultra the Beer for here. The double
jet stadium pass at Cape Town won't be repeated for
the third match of the Springboks All Blacks rugby test
in Soweto. Wow. Sponsor Airlink has withdrawn plans to fly
over as Civil Aviation Authority investigation around compliance continues after

(13:46):
last weekend's stunt. So reaction, including that in the New
Zealand media, is understood to have played a role in
the decision to withdraw. I hope it's not our video.
Was that us?

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Was that us? I hope it was, because all the
South Africans talking their shit in the comments, going, oh,
we're going to go lower. Our plane was stabilised by
our massive balls.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Well, was it?

Speaker 1 (14:07):
You guys are such cowards. You know, this is all fine.
We're in South Africa. You know, we'll do whatever we want. Well,
will you? Because they've pinned it now.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
I know. The idea that they'd go lower... I don't
think we're going to go lower.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
I don't think we're going to go lower.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
I don't think we're going to go lower.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
We must go lower. How about you're not going to
go at all?

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Yeah, you were 12 metres above the table. I think
12 metres is low enough.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah. I think we should, since they have binned it,
we've now got no choice but we have to do
a lower flyover the next time we play here in
New Zealand. You guys chickened out.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Cowards. Well, someone said to me yesterday that, you know,
the Civil Aviation Authority, so that's not.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
The South African Civil Aviation Authority.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Well, apparently, it's apparently just, there are actual rules around
the world. It's not just, you can't just say, well,
South Africa rules are this, and New Zealand rules are this.
There are specific little rules, but there are also rules
that apply to everywhere.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Well, because you're flying from country to country, so there
has to be some sort of agreement.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Precisely.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Like, okay, where you took off, you're not allowed to
do it, but where you land, you are.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
So what, they broke the international pirate code?

Speaker 3 (15:09):
It seems that way. So Liam Lawson will remain at
Red Bull for Formula One's Italian Grand Prix this weekend
as Ajak Hadjar's left wrist fracture continues to heal. The
New Zealander finished seventh, deputising the Dutch event last month. What? Deputising.
Is that a racing thing? Deputising. What's that?

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Is it a racing thing?

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Zoe?

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Nah, nah. You're the F1 girl. Oh look, it's just
exciting that Liam Lawson's in the Red Bull again. That's
what I got.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
The Warriors remain uncertain whether their home NRL league qualifying
final will shift from Mount Smart to Eden Park.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
I can explain why this pops up at the playoffs
every year. It's because you don't know who's going to
be in the playoffs each year. These games are run
by the NRL themselves because they need to organise. Could
it be this team? Could it be that team?

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
And that means they also take the gate. They take
the revenue for the tickets sold as well. And they
reserve the right to change the venues. So that's why
this pops up whenever we make the playoffs. And they
immediately go, well, geez, Eden Park's got double the capacity.
Can we move it there? And then immediately we march
on Parliament again and say, absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah, well, the thing is you've got to where you've
got to by playing where you're playing, and there's an
advantage to that.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
And you get to dance with who you came with.

Speaker 6 (16:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
So, yeah, we want to play them in the Volcano.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Outgoing Mystics assistant coach Rob Wright says, believes the cohort
of departing players would have stayed if Netball New Zealand
had kept communication channels more open. He won't be part
of next year's privatised domestic league, having instead been recruited
by the Queensland Firebirds. Wright says the news came too
late for many.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Just quickly, what's the cricket coach's name? What's the Blackcaps coach?

Speaker 3 (16:53):
That's a good question and I can't tell you.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
I thought he was Rob Wright. Make your mind up, Rob.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yeah, I don't think he's Rob Wright. He's Rob someone else.

Speaker 6 (17:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
The uh question without warning up next.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Saw a news story yesterday and sometimes you can learn
from people's mistakes and uh this one i think is
a valuable lesson for everybody i've been talking to my
kids about it and i'll share what it is next.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Jerry and minot the horaki breakfast.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Every now and then something happens in the news and
it's always good to have a read of that and
Learn from other people's mistakes so you don't have to
make that mistake yourself. I talk to my kids a
lot about this.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, but kids don't take that on board, do they?
There's some lessons that you've got to learn yourself.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Well, some people are people who can learn lessons from
other people, and it turns out some people have to
learn the lesson themselves, which often looks like the hard
way to learn a lesson.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yes, some people never learn.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Some people never learn, Minaya. That's right. I've got one
child who can learn the lesson from... Looking at how
other people do things. And I've got another child who
has to learn themselves.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
I'm not going to.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Not to touch the element sort of stuff.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah. I was reading yesterday about a real estate agent.
Her name's Janet Dixon. And.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Can we stop there just real quickly? I think you
can tell a lot about a Dixon by the way
they spell it.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
The X... There's a much less confronting way to spell
it than people that go full D-I-C-K, son.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Well, she's from the Dixons that are D-I-C-K.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
She considers herself a son of the dick.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Yep, that's right. Actually, funny, I saw a person the
other day, John Cox.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Now, normally, you go with an X. Coxie, the builder from.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
It's not John Cox, no longer with us, rest in peace. However,
you would normally go C-O-X on that.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
He was going COCK.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
He was going full COCK.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
It's been a while since I've seen that. So anyway,
I was reading about Janet Dixon. She's a real estate agent.
She's been a real estate agent for 30 years. And
part of the course for REANS, which is the Real
Estate Association of New Zealand, is that you have to
do a three-day, to get your certificate, you've got to

(19:17):
do a three-day tikanga course, which means that They just
tell you about Maori culture, a whole lot of stuff.
You go along, basically, you sit there. You could probably
sleep in it.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Well, if you're going to be selling stolen land, you
should at least know about it.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Well, half of it is about Maori title and all
sorts of stuff, but it goes back into history. You
don't have to pass it. You just have to attend it.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Like any corporate training, it's like, hey, just watch the video,
click the thing. They're going to ask you a question
with four multi-choice answers at the end. They'll signal it.
It'll be very obvious what the answer is. They're not
trying to trick you.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
No, it's one of those things.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
And it's tedious and it is painful and everyone just
does it and you just carry on.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Yeah, so she decided that she didn't want to do
it on a whole lot of grounds. One being that
she was a Christian and multi-tech anger is against Christian values.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Oh, pagan rituals, she reckons.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
A whole lot of stuff. Fair enough. So... She then
decided to go to court over it because she said,
I still want to be able to do my licence
and I shouldn't have to do this. It went to the...
She lost a challenge through the Real Estate Institute of
New Zealand, firstly. Then she lost another challenge through the tribunal.

(20:24):
Years later, we're talking three years. Three years later, she's now...
Almost a full World Cup cycle. She's now lost it
through the High Court. So she's... She has.
For three, she could have done three days.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Well, Leon's texture is, he reckons it may have even
just been three hours.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Oh, is it three hours?

Speaker 1 (20:44):
It may have even just been three hours. I think
it might be only three hours.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
So three hours versus three years and hundreds of thousands
of dollars in legal fees. And some people will say, well,
it's the principal. She disagreed with the principal of having
to do something. Okay. Sometimes you disagree with the principal
of something and you just go, oh, well. And so
I was showing my kids this. I was like, this

(21:08):
is a great example here of just going, I'm going
to turn up. I'm going to take my body somewhere.
I'm going to be here. I'm going to listen or
not listen. And then I'm just going to carry on
with what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
That's great. Well, I might take that with me.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
So if you can learn that lesson as well, that
would be good.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
I wasn't listening to anything you just said. So yeah,
I think I have learned that lesson already.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Jerry and Minaya, the Hodaki breakfast.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Minaya's somehow found his way on to trade me during
the songs, and he's looking at Ferraris, and he's gone
all Italian on it, and now he's spotted Alfa Romeos,
and he's starting to think that maybe it might be
a good idea to grab yourself an Alfa Romeo. Apparently,
there's a few of them around your neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah, there's a bunch around my neighborhood. I don't know why.
Maybe there's a dealership that's ripping people off nearby. And
then I watched an episode of the Grand Tour the
other day, and they did a review of one. And
they were like, it's a great car. You'll never get
to where you're going, but you will look cool when
you leave your driveway. I was like, God damn, I
really want one of those.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
You won't leave your driveway because that thing's in the shop.
I know. And then you said, oh, that's fine. I'll
fix it. The thing about an Alfa Romeo.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
I can fix her.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
The thing about the Alfa Romeo is you can't fix
an Alfa Romeo. This is why they're so problematic. They're
the weirdest engines. To get a basic part or to
do a basic thing, for a lot of them, you've
got to lift the entire engine out, and that's why
they cost so much. They're an absolute nightmare. I mean,
G-Lane owns one. G-Lane owns Richard Hadley's 1985 Alfa Romeo.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Oh, that's right. I'm back in. Quadrifoglio? Is it a Quadrifoglio, Matt?

Speaker 3 (22:48):
It's not a Quadrifoglio. Picture me in a Quadrifoglio. Is
that the one with the little clover leaf? I feel
like it's a 33, an Alpha 33. And anyway, that
car there was won by Sir Richard Hadley in 85
because he won the Benson and Hedges 1985 Player of
the Year.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
A few cartons of durries too, surely.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
I'd say so. He then sold it and took the
money himself because in those days it was amateur cricket.
You were meant to sell the car and then split
the money amongst the team. He decided he would just
keep the money himself. So it's a famous Alfa Romeo
because it caused a lot of controversy. Anyway, G-Lane found
it in Wellington. Sure enough, Sir Richard Hadley's name on
the papers. And now G-Lane owns it. Unfortunately, he's trying

(23:32):
to get it up and running. He bought that car,
I'm not joking, 10 years ago. It's still in the shop.
10 years ago.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, but when it comes out of the shop though, Gerry,
when it comes out of the shop, it's going to
be sick. Jeremy Thomason has texted Rose, said forget the Alfa,
get a Skoda. Much nicer, faster, and don't break that often.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, I mean, are there any people out there, 0800
Hauraki or 3483, who are happy Alfa Romeo owners? Is
there one? I don't know. Do they exist? I don't
think they do.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Jeez, good driving song if you are in one.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
They make a great sound. The boxer engine, raspy.

Speaker 6 (24:15):
Jeremy Wells and Minaya Stewart. The Hodaki Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
So they're looking for a new James Bond. Amazon MGM
Studios has not yet officially announced who's going to play
the next James Bond in Bond 26.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
So they are going to film it, they just haven't
figured out who exactly.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Yeah, they're currently doing some screen tests and auditioning people,
so there's a big casting process going on at the moment.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
When you think James Bond, who's James Bond to you?

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Roger Moore.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Roger Moore?

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Roger Moore.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Didn't he run the Labour Party in the 60s or something?

Speaker 3 (24:52):
No, that's Mike Moore. He ran the Labour Party in
the 1990s. Well, 1990 actually.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Roger Randall?

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Not Roger Randall. He was on the wing, wasn't he,
for Waikato.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Tane Randall?

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Not Tane Randall. He was a former All Black captain
about 1998. One of the average... All Black teams that
one actually Now he's running for New Zealand first.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
So Roger Moore Fingerless gloves Roger Moore is that pre
That's pre Pierce Brosnan That's correct Is it pre Sean Connery.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
It's post Sean Connery But actually Sean Connery did come
back Oh okay But Roger Moore was Octopussy Did you
ever see Octopussy I sure.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Didn't Oh maybe I don't really read the titles For
your eyes only Yeah, again, I don't really read the titles.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Oh, okay. You don't read the titles?

Speaker 1 (25:42):
No, I just sort of click on the thumbnail.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Okay. And then Sean Connery came back, I believe, for
Never Say Never Again. Yeah, again. One of the great
Bond films.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Zoe, for you, who's... Pierce Brosnan. Pierce Brosnan?

Speaker 7 (25:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Okay. I'm a Daniel Craig girlie.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
You like him coming out of the sea?

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Oh, look, that's just all I remember is those movies
came out when I was a teenager, so... He's James
Bond to me.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Certainly better at the shirtless content, Daniel Craig, than, say,
Roger Moore. You didn't see a lot of shirtless content
from Roger Moore. Roger Moore, notoriously terrible runner, ran a
little bit like me, actually. Stuff. Yeah, very, very stuff.
And like something that's being shoved up. So, yeah, they're
looking for a new one. Rumored contenders, Jack Barton.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Who?

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Jack Barton.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
No, don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Do you know Jack Barton?

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Callum Turner.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Oh, now this guy, he's Dua Lipa's missus.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Is he?

Speaker 5 (26:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Callum Lipa. That's what they're called.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
How are we feeling about Callum Turner? Yeah, I could
see the vision.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Zoe's a big fan.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Okay. Jack Loudon?

Speaker 4 (26:51):
No.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Don't know him.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Okay. Jacob Elordi? Oh, yep.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Australian gentleman. Yes.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Aaron Taylor-Johnson? And Harris Dickinson.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
This is just old guys read actors that they've never
heard of.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
I have never heard of these people.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
I know, but I guess that's why they're looking for
a new one. Who would you chuck in if you
wanted a Kiwi one?

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Well, that's the thing. Because what are you looking for?
I think that's the thing. You obviously need calmness under pressure.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Hot.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
You need hotness. You need deep confidence.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
You need resilience.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Okay. I think those are important.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
A focus.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Also, you've got to be a pants man. Yeah. That's
a crucial.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
I think that's probably actually number one.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Distracted by females is a huge... That was always a
disappointment for me growing up. I was always like, come on, James.
Focus on the task at hand here. Lock in, brother.
They'll chuck the honey trap at you and you're falling
for it again.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
You've taken it every single time.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Come on.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Text me on 3483. I nominate the human smoke show
Ryan Bridge for New Zealand's James Bond.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
From Ryan Bridge today. Yes. He's got a bit of
a Bond vibe.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
That's quite good. He's got a bit of something about him.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Is he the stick man we need, though?

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Well, he would, no.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
He would be distracted by other things. Is it time
for that, though?

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Maybe. Maybe.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Bond, James Bond, or better yet, P. Winnie P. In
the double-breasted suit. Is it time for an age-inclusive James Bond?
And it all revolves around the Duke of Marlborough and Russell.
It's a plot to blow up the Duke of Marlborough
and he's going to foil it.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
That's pretty good. Certainly on the Durries, a la Sean
Connery and Roger Moore.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah, I reckon he'd pound a martini as well.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
He'd be fantastic in a martini. That's actually a very
good suggestion.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
I'll keep the text coming through. Jesus, one of them
has come through about 100 times. I'll read it for
you very shortly.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah, the hierarchy hive mind's been activated.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Yeah, who would play New Zealand's James Bond if it
was a New Zealand franchise? So Amazon are making a
new James Bond film. Actually, they changed the ownership of that,
didn't they? Because it was owned by the same family
for the longest time, and I think they've sold it.

(29:15):
Maybe I read a news story ages ago about that.
Any idea about that?

Speaker 1 (29:18):
No, I would have glossed straight past that. That sounds
boring as hell.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
But people have been texting through on 3483, who should
the new New Zealand James Bond be? Boxer David Nyika
would be perfect. He has the looks, great rig, can
look after himself under pressure, the complete package. And there
would be a sick boxing scene in that movie. Way
better than that hour and a half. card game shitter
that I had to watch in the Daniel Craig one.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah. I think David Nika is exactly the person that
when the cats away were talking about when they describe
a great big melting pot. of potentially what's going to
happen in about 200 years' time when humans are all
going to mix in together.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Yeah, we peaked.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
David Necker is the early example of what that's going
to look like.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
We peaked with him. Rory sticks through. Paddy Gower?

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Yeah, an interesting choice. Do you think he's got the charisma?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Be a good bad guy.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, we're not looking for a bad guy. We're looking
for the hero here.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Speaking of bad guys, Robson sticks through. He said, Mogi
is Bond and Keezy... As Mr.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Bean.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
A little bit of makeup on Winnie P, and I
think you found your guy.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
This text through from Josh Logan. Easily distracted by women?
The confidence that could only come from copper peptides? Surely
Ruda is a shoo-in for New Zealand's James Bond.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Can you imagine Ruda? Can you imagine Ruda with the
coordination going on? I mean, you've got a ski. Generally,
there's a ski scene somewhere.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
That's a good point. That rules me out.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
And a Bond, he's got to jump out of a plane. Like,
You're asking him to do a whole lot of physical
stuff that unfortunately, I mean, Ruta, totally, with the vibe,
with the charisma.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
With the hairline these days.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
With the hairline. And that's all there with the looks.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
But with the singing voice.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
But the coordination for me is a major stumbling block.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Well, and he won't mind me saying this, but we
are talking about a man who has to actively think
about which arm moves with which leg when he goes.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
For a run. He's the first person I've ever heard
who is in that situation.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Having said that, undefeated in 4x100 meta relays, as we
all are.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Carl Urban. Carl Urban.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
What about Hoity J? There's a lot of love coming
through for Hoity J's.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
He's got some in Hoity J, but also he'd do
quite a good bad guy. Grant Katiyama. Now, that's a suggestion.
Former Hits host. I believe he's currently still working somewhere.
Maybe he's a host.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
He's on a lot of ads.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
He's on the lotto ads.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Linus Trumpet, yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Oh, that's right. He is too. Rhys Darby, Chris Warner.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
I'm on Dr. Chris Warner. Again, is he too famous
for one character to play another one?

Speaker 3 (31:55):
There's a lot of Shortland Street characters coming through. I mean,
Lionel Skeggins. I'm not sure whether Lionel Skeggins could play
the New Zealand James Bond.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
What about, there's a lot of love for the Richie
McCores of this world. The Dan Carters.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Do they have the acting ability?

Speaker 1 (32:13):
This one is the one that's activated the Hauraki Hive mind.
The most common name that's been suggested on 3483 is
Lee Hart. Lee Hart is New Zealand's answer to James Bond.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
I reckon Lee Hart grew up watching Sean Connery as
James Bond. And if you've hung out with Lee Hart,
you'll understand there are a lot of Sean Connery traits
going on there. The eyebrow, the walk. The lean in
in certain situations. I think he's based a larger percentage
of his personality on Sean Connery than what people would imagine,

(32:44):
you know, than what people understand.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
What about this one? Lovely trendy, handsome and mysterious.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Yeah. I mean, great bowler, but can he act? This
is the issue.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Well, yeah. And again, like the climax scene and it's
him just having to bowl a 10 over spell, you know,
on a dirt tracker.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Yeah. For me, so far the best suggestion on 3483,
Winston Peters.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Jerrion Mania.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
The Hauraki Breakfast. Never miss Jerrion Mania. Set the Hauraki
Breakfast podcast to auto-download in your podcast settings.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
What's on the Sunday, guys?

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Sunday.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
It's Sunday?

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
What day is Sunday?

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Sunday. It's Father's Day?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Father's Day.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Father's Day.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
What day is Father's Day, Zoe?

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Sunday.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Oh, I don't know. Anyway... I've come up with a,
an opportunity for you, a business opportunity. Jerry, this is a,
this is a pitch for you. I'll be taking a cut,
but don't worry. We'll be lining your pockets too. Uh,
I've been starting to get served ads ahead of father's
day and the ads are all around the same theme.
The theme is you've forgotten to get anything for your

(33:53):
dad for father's day. Chances are you might not live
near your dad and it's already too late to send
something to him. You know, for example, um, Where my
dad lives, you actually can't buy piss online. Yeah, you
have to go in physically and show your ID because
there are some members of their society that are exempt
from buying alcohol.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Does he live in Australia?

Speaker 1 (34:14):
He lives in Australia. He lives in the outback in
Western Australia.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
There are certain communities that aren't allowed to buy piss there,
so you can't buy. Otherwise, Dad, I would have bought
you a bottle of bourbon this Father's Day.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Seems fair.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I'm preemptively getting ahead of the fact that I've not
got him anything. Pagan ritual anyway. The ads I'm being served, hey,
you've forgotten to get your dad something. You're not going
to be able to send something physical to him. Why
don't you get a message from one of your favorite
athletes or actors or celebrities and send them that for
their Father's Day? Liquor Holocene got served to me yesterday.

(34:49):
There's a bunch of like the Warriors and All Blacks
and things like that that are on there. I think
we talked about these last year, but the like Swish
and all these different companies where you can pay someone
to get a.
To get a message from them. I was showing my
missus yesterday. She goes, I reckon someone would pay. She goes,

(35:09):
how much do people pay? I was like, I can
be anywhere from like 20 bucks all the way up
to like three, $ 400. She goes, I reckon there'd be
a meathead out there who would pay for you to
just give them a little, Oh, Hey, uh, Pete told
me that you've been, um, hitting a bad slice. Make
sure that you fix that and have a good, happy
father's day. I wouldn't do that. But, Jerry, people would

(35:30):
pay for you. So here's an opportunity for you. Get
on Swoosh and charge. Well, I'm just going on this.
I mean, how long would it take to do one
of those? Like 30 seconds?

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Yeah, I reckon.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Hey, your flatmate told me you haven't been doing the
dishes enough. So make sure that you do the dishes. Anyway,
Jerry here. Happy Father's Day, man, and keep it up.
Thanks for tuning in.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
I've just gone on to Swish now, spelt in a really,
really weird way. S-W-Y-S-H. What a Y. Does it have
a Y?

Speaker 6 (36:00):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
And it's got the pricings of New Zealand. I've gone
into the New Zealand legend section.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
A bit presumptive.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
And, well, I mean, I think it just had like
overseas people.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Is there a, oh, that's right, that guy section. Can
you go on that one? Well, some of the- Could
you go on to the I remember him section?

Speaker 3 (36:19):
So you've got to obviously put your name down. To
allow people to be able to come in and do this.
I wonder how much these people each make. I'm just
having a look now.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Because you can see how much they're charging.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
So who's Andrew Durant? He's $ 38.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Soccer player.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
He's $ 38.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Is he?

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Carlos Spencer, how much would you pay for a message?

Speaker 1 (36:42):
I've heard of him. Now, is he holding a chocolate
confectionary while wearing undies and a bathrobe?

Speaker 3 (36:51):
No, he's not, but he is in a singlet.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Oh, singlet?

Speaker 2 (36:58):
$ 150.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
$ 126.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Okay, not far off. Now, I reckon for $ 400 he
would chuck the old bathrobe back on. And get a
toffee pop going.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
I mean, would you pay more for Carlos Spencer's personalised
message on Father's Day or Andrew Merton's?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Oh, now this one, this is an age-old debate. This
divided the nation for decades, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (37:18):
It did.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
This depends on whether you're from the North or South Island,
I think. For me, Andrew Merton's. I'm going to need
him to grow the sideburns back in, though. And for that,
I'll pay $ 300.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Well, I'm going to tell you something interesting. They're both
the same price.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
$ 126. That is really going to divide the nation.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Christian Callan's at $ 126. Yep, reasonable.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
But this is the thing. So how long are these messages?
Like a minute, 30 seconds? You've got an hour every day.
You could just sit down and blast out 60 of
these suckers. You charge people $ 100. What's 60 times 100?
Six grand. There's no way. Now I'm taking half of that,
all right? I'm taking half of that, but. You're also
making three grand.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
There's not that many people that would ever do it.
I mean, I'm looking. So how much? Sean Johnson. Oh,
Sean Johnson.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Okay. What are we talking for Sean Johnson?

Speaker 3 (38:08):
$ 376. $ 376?

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
$ 376. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
$ 376.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Now, Mark Tukey, former warrior, used to famously drive a Mini.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Off the back fence.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Will he do the video from the Mini? $ 76. $ 76. 76?

Speaker 1 (38:27):
How are they picking these numbers?

Speaker 3 (38:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
All right, split the difference. 76, 376. Let's call it
220 for Gerry. Get in touch.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Yeah, I reckon I'm more in the Ronnie Clark category,
which is 63. If it's time to play.

Speaker 7 (38:38):
It's academic.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Give us a call now.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
0800 Hauraki.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
0800 428 725.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
We'll ask you five questions.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
You just have to get three correct to win the
$ 150 Bunnings voucher, which is up for grabs this morning.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Let's go to line two where we find Dave. Good morning, Dave.
What high school will you be representing this morning?

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Good old Mountain View High School in Timaru.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
One question I've always wanted to know about Mountain View
High School. Can you actually see any of the mountains
from that high school?

Speaker 5 (39:10):
On a clear crisp morning, you probably could.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Oh, I actually can't remember. Dave, it's been a while obviously. Dave, also,
is it true that Stalin, Justice Stalin gave a tree
to one of the famous alumni of Mountain View High
School and it's planted there?

Speaker 5 (39:27):
Oh, that's a pass to me.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Okay, Dave, just checking. Now, Dave, we take the questions
nowadays from the back of some Libra sanitary pads. um
there's trivia inside there you can choose either the invisible
the extra the maternity or the ultra thin which questions
do you want to take.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Uh let's go let's go with the invisible i have
no idea.

Speaker 7 (39:48):
Careful dave careful everyone's gone invisible in the past oh
really yeah i know all these men seem to want
to go i i think it's i think it says
a lot that they're wanting to go for the invisible
i can i just say dave i think you better
just go with the maternity or the.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Extra We'll go after the extra then for a change. Okay, Dave.
Let's get into it. Question number one for Dave. What
is the name of the deepest oceanic trench on Earth?

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Oh, my word. Pass.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
It's the Mariana Trench. Which iconic band famously featured on
an album cover walking across a zebra crossing outside.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Which human organ is primarily responsible for producing insulin?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Kidneys. No, it's the pancreas. Which river flows through Paris?

Speaker 5 (40:36):
The Seine.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Correct. What is the primary gas, got to get this right,
what's the primary gas that humans exhale during respiration?

Speaker 6 (40:45):
Oxygen. No!

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Bloody carbon dioxide! Of course it is. They taught you
that at Mountain View, Shane.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
I shall miss that day, I think.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Oh, Dave, OK. Bad luck, Dave. Cheers, guys. Oh, thanks
for calling and thanks for playing.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Mountie, eh? I always thought that place was a bit scody.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
So New Zealanders are drinking less alcohol than ever before.
Consumption falling to the lowest level since records began. This
is new information that's come out this week. So New
Zealand now, alcohol consumption down by a third since 2011.
And we're talking about litres of pure alcohol per capita.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
I would say that 2011 also a big year for
the piss because 2011, the Rugby World Cup, we won
the Rugby World Cup. Zoe was born. The Warriors went
to the NRL Grand Final. And that was my first
year at uni. So that would have been a monumental

(41:55):
year for the piss.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
It's weird. There is a spike here. I'm looking at
a line graph. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Is it about March in Dunedin?

Speaker 3 (42:00):
People thought it was definitely going on in the South
Island with Manukau's entry into university.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
They thought there was a leak at the brewery.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
It wasn't just Manukau's. It was his mates as well,
by the looks of it.

Speaker 6 (42:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
It does seem like an anomaly, 2011. Yeah. So Stats
New Zealand says that New Zealand's consumption is now among
the lowest per capita in the OECD. So 5.98 litres
of pure alcohol a year, it sounds like quite a
lot when you put it in pure alcohol terms.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Is this too boring a question for 8.10 in the morning?
What's involved in the OECD? People always say that and
I nod my head like, oh, really? Oh, okay. I
don't know what that is. I couldn't point to that
on a map.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
It's a group of countries that are kind of the
fancier countries.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Okay, flash countries. Flash countries, exactly.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
You've taken out a lot of the poorer countries. You've
taken out Haiti.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
You've taken out a lot of African countries. You've taken
out some of the poorer South American countries, Central America, etc.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
And we make it into the flash country?

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Yeah, we used to be, in some stats, we were
like the top of the flash country.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Well, what's going to happen if we don't start hitting
the piss again? Are we going to get binned out
of the flash countries if we're not pissing up enough?

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Well, interestingly, I'm just looking at the countries that consume
the most alcohol. Romania's right up there. Romania's 17 litres
of pure alcohol per person.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Now, when you say 17 liters of pure alcohol, that
doesn't mean 17 liters of beer. No. And if a
beer is 5%, then it's 5% of the 330 mils.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
So that just means that I suspect in Romania they're
keen on the bodies. Yes.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
I would say, so you've got the list of the
most pissed, crushed per capita. Yep. I would say most
of them former Soviet countries.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Well, Georgia's in there.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Latvia, Moldova, Chechnya, Lithuania. Now, Namibia, obviously African. Yep. That's
coming at 12. That's quite high. Poland, Austria, Bulgaria, Belarus.
There's your former Soviet Socialist Republic. Germany? Germany is about

(44:08):
number 12.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Yeah. And where's New Zealand? We've fallen way down.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Oh, dude, we are miles down.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
To conduct our own research in the studio, Zoe here,
who's filling in for Ruta on the buttons, is from
Germany and pissed constantly when she comes in.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Like, I would say, and she's like, oh, it's a
German thing. We have a different relationship with alcohol. Nah, brother,
you're just sloshed on a Thursday morning.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
What's the drinking age, Zoe, in Germany?

Speaker 5 (44:36):
16.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
But if you.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
You don't look it, you don't believe it. Is it
really 16? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
But is it like a rural 16 where it's like,
just don't let the cops see you with this pint
in front of you, but I'll still serve you?

Speaker 6 (44:48):
No, no, legal age 16.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Do people get ID'd though? Or they don't even bother
doing that really?

Speaker 6 (44:54):
Nah, you get ID'd.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Because in France, or was it your grandparents in Germany,
or was it someone's? No, it was a friend of
mine's kids who were saying that when they're French, and
when he was growing up, they had red wine at school. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
No, I was watching a thing recently and they still
do that, apparently, with the school lunches. They'll just bang
a red wine.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
That's for the kids.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
That's got to bring the average consumption up. So I
think if we are to take ourselves seriously as a
country and stay in the LGBT OECD, then we need
to start getting the kids on the piss just to
bump the numbers up. Because if each of us as
an adult are consuming less and less piss, then I
think it's time for– kids and the elderly. I think

(45:37):
the elderly are pulling their weight.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
I think the elderly are going okay. But I think
people are dropping off that top end. You had the
old diggers. You had the war veterans.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
And they loved the spirit. I'm thinking my grandfather here,
big on the Gordon's gin.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Talking about sort of half a bottle, three quarters of
a bottle, whole bottle a day sort of vibe. So
when those guys drop off, all of a sudden, are
the young people coming through as strongly? Are we, they're
not coming through the same way that those diggers were there.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Let's go to line number one. Good morning, Hauraki. Who
are we talking to?

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Well, this is Catherine here.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Catherine, you on the piss?

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Yeah, I do like wine, but what I've been thinking
about is how is the lack of drinking affecting the
birth rate?

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Oh!

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Is there a correlation there? Because the birth rate's going down.
And also, is it an uptake in the drugs or
is it just antisocial online behaviour.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Catherine, these are good questions to ask and I think
you're probably onto something on all three of those things.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
So you're thinking less piss, less socialisation, declining birth rate
because we're not hooking up on the D floor at
Monkey Bar anymore.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
And more drugs.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
And then the phones are out on the D floor
so people are more self-conscious about being kooky and weird.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Or bringing out their best moves.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
To attract a partner.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
So, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Yeah, I know, Catherine.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
That's a great point.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
What's the solution, guys?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Oh, that is a great question you've raised. I think
it's asked more questions than it has answers.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Yeah, no, that's right. Thanks for your call, Catherine. Appreciate it. Yeah, 3483.
I think that Catherine's onto something there.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Yeah. Give us a call, 0800 HODOC. Give us a text, 3483.
How do we fix this? Do we need to get
back on the post?

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Younger Kiwis increasingly choosing low and zero alcohol drinks instead
of traditional booze. Not Zoe. Certainly not Zoe. It's the German.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Heritage here, though.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
So, turns out New Zealanders are drinking less alcohol than
ever before. Alcohol consumption down by around a third since
2011 when Manai went to university. 5.98 liters of pure
alcohol per person per year.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
If i have to i will go back to university
to bump those numbers up i'll do that for the nation.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
We're talking about some of the other countries that are
doing quite well because new zealand's consumption is now among
the lowest in the osu i mean a lot of
people will be very happy about this a lot of
anti-alcohol people will be stoked they're like look at all
these measures are working people are pushing uh it's harder
to get drinks and bars, et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
But like Catherine said when she rung through, there's also
a declining birth rate. So are there negative impacts? Someone else,
Matthew's text through and said, because you've looked it up,
the Romanians are the highest in the OECD in terms
of piss per year. Matthew said perhaps we need more
Romanian migrants to get the numbers back up.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Well, funny you say that because we have a Romanian
on the line now.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Good morning, Teo.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (48:43):
Good morning, I'm good. I'm driving to my work, yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Can we, because this is how your name's been spelled
in our system, T-E-O-E-O-R. How do we pronounce that?

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Theodore, Theodore.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Theodore, right, it's Theodore.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
What can you tell us about Romania?

Speaker 5 (49:03):
Yeah, I'm not very surprised that Romania is on the top, but,
you know, brings back to me some memories. Especially when
I was in university, I have some friends that they
were telling me like, look, it's coming Saturday. Again, we
have to go to go drunk. if you don't want
to get drunk, don't get drunk. But they were like, no,

(49:24):
we have to get drunk. No, we cannot. We can
choose to not get drunk.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Right. So every Saturday, every Romanian has to get drunk.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
No, this is just, yeah, let's say some of my colleagues,
they were like, they were doing that, not all of them.
So I will not generalize that. So I would say
that is not so bad as it sounds, but it's funny.
It's funny in a way, yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Yeah, what's your drink of choice over in Romania?

Speaker 5 (49:56):
So I think before it was wine, and then they
go to beer, and now beer is most popular. And,
of course, with vodka, and we have some special men
in Romania drink mate, and they are also very good.
And every time when we gather the family, first thing
you start, you drink some shot of pretty much same

(50:19):
like vodka.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Like moonshine.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
Yeah. So imagine after that how the things are going.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Yeah. And so where do Romanians do their drinking? Is
it at bars or is it at home? Is it
a food place that I haven't thought of?

Speaker 5 (50:34):
So I think when my grandparents were leaving, they were
doing at home most of the drink. But now, yes,
now they are doing the good industrialized more. But still
there are people that they are doing at home. And
one example is also my father, who is making some
small quantities of alcohol at home.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Ah, yes.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Ah, but a homebrew.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
We're talking to Theodore. He's Romanian. Romanians are the highest
consumers of alcohol in the world, according to the latest stats. Theodore,
just a question for you. What is the drinking age
in Romania?

Speaker 5 (51:08):
Normally he's 18 years old. But, for example, when I
was in high school and we started drinking beer, nobody
asked the cashier, how old are you? You just buy
the drink and that's it.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Yeah, it seems like it's quite lax. I think it's
the same in Germany where it's 16 for beer and wine.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Yeah, but no one's checking.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
No one checks, no one really cares.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
You on the piss at the moment, Theodore? Sorry? Are
you on the piss at the moment?

Speaker 5 (51:35):
If I'm what?

Speaker 6 (51:36):
What?

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Are you drinking this morning?

Speaker 3 (51:38):
No, no, no.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
No, no, no. No, no, because I'm driving and I'm
going to work now. It will be a big problem.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
That would be a big problem. You're correct. Hey, Theodore,
thank you so much for your call. Thanks for listening
to the show.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
Thank you. Thank you, guys.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
That's Theodore, the Romanian.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Richard Sexton said, I want to hear Theodore and Toby
together on the line. I'd love that too.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
On the piss with Theodore and then on the fucking
manners with Toby. New segment for the Hauraki Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Someone else crotch the numbers. The average number that you
said before means every Kiwi is drinking one can of
beer per day.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
The average.

Speaker 6 (52:24):
Jeremy Wells and Mania Stewart. Find them on Instagram at
Hauraki Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
So Father's Day coming up on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Sunday is Father's Day and I just think I'd probably
take it upon myself to issue a stark warning to
any prospective fathers or new fathers, fathers who are experiencing
their first Father's Day.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Do you consider people who own pets and refer to
them as their children to be fathers?

Speaker 3 (52:54):
They're fur babies.

Speaker 7 (52:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
No.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
I think what generally happens is with anyone who has
a pet and then thinks of it like their child,
as soon as they have a child, that pet falls
by the wayside very, very quickly. Discarded. Yep, super quick.
But I've got a stark warning for new dads, and
that warning is Father's Day's coming up on Sunday?

Speaker 1 (53:17):
What day?

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Be bloody careful. Be careful.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
What do you mean be careful? Isn't this a day
to celebrate fathers and let them do... with that day
what they will?

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Be careful with this one.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Why would you have to be careful on a day
that's all about celebrating you as a father?

Speaker 3 (53:37):
This is the thing.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
And the contributions that you make for your family and
the sacrifices you make.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
It's not actually about Father's Day. Father's Day has a relationship,
much deeper relationship to Mother's Day than what you would think.
And what I would say as a father, my advice
to you is when things are offered to you for
Father's Day, go out for the day, go and do things,
whatever those offers are, turn them down. Turn them down.

(54:03):
My advice is to new fathers, as a father who's
been through 16 Father's Days now, say, no, I'm not
celebrating Father's Day. It's not about that for me. That's
my advice. Dismiss it.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Why? What happens when you take them up on it?

Speaker 3 (54:18):
The problem is what you're setting yourself up for is
a massive Mother's Day. And the larger you go on
Father's Day... the larger Mother's Day is going to be.
I've got you. And those expectations are going to be
set around your Father's Day.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Are you saying there's an element of scorekeeping involved in
fathering and mothering days?

Speaker 3 (54:37):
How could I say that? How could I say that?

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Are you saying... As a father. Does Mother's Day come first?
I suppose it doesn't matter. So you're saying it's like
an ODI where you're technically the first innings. If you
go out and set too big a total, they then
need to go out and chase that down.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
Play conservatively. That's all I'm saying. I'm saying play every
ball on its merits, but leave balls outside the off stump.
Don't go flashing at balls outside the off stump. Don't
go trying to set.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
What if there's a half tracker that you want to
dispatch over the boundary?

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Just guide it to a fielder. Just guide it gently
to a... Get bad on ball, but guide it gently
to a fielder.

Speaker 6 (55:20):
Why?

Speaker 1 (55:20):
What are the differences between Mother's Day and Father's Day?

Speaker 3 (55:23):
I'm not here to spell out the differences, but fathers
who have been through this will know what I'm talking
about here. They will agree with me. Just play it
with a dead bat. Play it safely. Play it conservatively.
Play it down.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
But don't throw your wicket away.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Don't throw your wicket away. Don't disregard it completely, but just...
Don't set too high a score to chance. Here's what
I would say to the kids. I'd say... Look, a
card would be lovely, but I don't expect it. Just
a call. Just a text.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
What about your name written out in pieces of macaroni
glued to a piece of paper with PVC?

Speaker 3 (55:58):
I mean, if you really have to. But look, do
I want to go out and do things? No, let's
just take it easy. All right? It's not about me.
It's about the family. Remember when MASH used to push
the buttons on the show, producer MASH?

Speaker 1 (56:19):
With his hands?

Speaker 7 (56:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
I have a vague memory of that. I remember, I
certainly remember him sitting behind that microphone Googling cowboy hats
for four hours a day.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
I remember when he did that. I remember him vaping
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
I remember him vaping a lot.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
He did a secret little vape thing where he put
it up his sleeve. And then he'd sort of vape
down underneath the desk slightly. It's like, I can see
what you're doing there, Meshie.

Speaker 7 (56:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
I see what you're up to with your vape.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
On the lower end of substances that have been abused
in the studio, you'd have to say.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Well, yesterday, I was thinking of MASH, looking back to
some of those golden memories. And I thought, I wonder
what MASH is up to. So I reached out. I
texted him. I said, how are things with you, MASH?
Was my text to him. On his New Zealand number,
I assume?

Speaker 4 (57:07):
Right.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Because I didn't have an Australian number for him because
producer Mesh, he's moved to Australia, moved to Brizzy. And
he's come back to me this morning.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Are there a lot of Kiwis moving over to, a
lot of Kiwis in their early to mid-20s moving over
to Australia?

Speaker 3 (57:21):
I think he's pretty much, no, I think he's a pioneer.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Yeah, good.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
I don't think there's many people that have done that before.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Can't be easy to do. No.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
So I reached out to him and I said, how
are things with you, Mesh? I did that at 6.30 p.m. p.m.
And today at 8.26, he's come back. So it's taken
him 14 hours, which I was disappointed with that response time.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
He would have been on the vape.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
And he's taken a selfie of himself. Here he is
with his headphone on. And he said, going all right, brother.
Settling in. You good. And then he's taken a picture
of his studio environment, which he's currently working in. And it's...
Walk us through it. It's a picture of the B105 studio,

(58:06):
Brisbane 105 FM.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Stav, Wolfie and the Cuck.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Stav, Wolfie and the Cuck. And it's a picture and
it says, the Cuck in his natural habitat is his
caption that he's put underneath it.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
What's he doing?

Speaker 3 (58:20):
And the Cuck... The Cuck is... They've got a flash studio,
haven't they? The Cuck looks like he's mid-break. He's mid-break.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
And.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
he looks like he's he looks like he's cucking away
actually in the corner so there is that's an update
from Mashi I haven't seen anything back yet I'm going
to wait for 14 hours yeah you don't want him
to think you're too keen you scare him off yeah
should we get him on the get him on the
horn tomorrow yeah good idea see how he's going yeah
why don't we just ring him while like because when
they're a breakfast show as well aren't they so we

(58:50):
should just ring him mid show just be like hey
go and if he doesn't answer then we ring into
the station no we should just ring into the station
we should ring straight into the station hey is Mashi
there yeah And just tie him up.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Hey, hey, hey, thanks. Is Mesh there? Yeah, very good.
I don't know. Yeah, sure, I'll take the tickets. But
is Mesh there?

Speaker 6 (59:10):
Jerry and Minaya, join the Conclave, the Hodaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
New James Bond film coming out. Next year it'll probably be, actually,
because they're currently casting for who's going to be the
new James Bond. And I'm just having a look at
some of the list of some of the people, some
of the frontrunners here. Jack Barton. Callum Turner, Jack Loudon,
Paul Mescal, Harris Dickinson. I don't know any of these people.

(59:36):
I don't know any of these people.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
I only know Dua Lipa's missus.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Which one's that one?

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Callum Lipa.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Callum Turner?

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Only because I follow her on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Do you really?

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Big fan of the music.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
I bet you are. Same here, bro. Same here.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
She's bringing disco back. Big fan of Sydney Sweeney's music
as well, actually. That's why I follow her too.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Sure you are. Sure you are. So I'm just looking
at that list and I'm thinking, I don't know any
of these people.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Look.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Why are there no New Zealanders on there?

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
That's a great point. So we asked you this morning
on 3483 what New Zealanders should play James Bond. Someone
said Richard Kahui.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Handsome. Best looking All Black of all time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Anthony Starr.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
I mean, he's probably... Actually, yeah, I think he tips
Murray Maxted, actually. He's the best looking All Black of
all time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Dan Carter doesn't get around.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Look, I think... Look, hot, no doubt about it. Sonny Bill? Hot, again,
top ten. But Murray Maxted? I mean, he married Miss Universe.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
It's hard to argue against marrying Miss Universe.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
He married Miss Universe.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
As an indicator of hotness.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
The man looked like Magnum P.I.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
All right, we'll put Murray Mexted in the running as
well then.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Yeah, he'd be good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Lovely Trinity.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Hemibond. Lee Hart.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Lee Hart seems to have been very popular amongst our listeners.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
He's come through a lot, yeah. Paddy Gower, Horty J.
Mike Hosking in a box firm to stand on. He
already has the car. To Mighty Martin for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Now, Tamati Martin's a great choice. I love the looks,
but I've never heard Tamati Martin speak.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
How does he go asking for a martini shaken, not stirred?

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Pretty good, but also the climax of the film would
be a pig hunt. Okay. I'm into that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Do people love that, though? Is that going to work
with an international audience?

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
I'd watch that. Pig hunting's a universal experience.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Sure it is.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
You guys don't go pig hunting in Ponsonby? No, not really.
The Ponsonby pig hunt?

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
Not really. We're not big on the ticks.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
What ticks?

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Ticks on the back of the neck. Carrying the pig back. Ticks.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
I don't know if I've ever seen a tick in
New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Haven't you?

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
No, I've heard that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
The Ponsonby ticks, are they a big concern?

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
I've heard that that's a big thing, is that basically
you're carrying the pig on your back and then all
the parasites jump from the pig to your hair.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Maybe in America. I don't know. Is that a thing
in New Zealand?

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Well, I've never pigged on, so I wouldn't have a clue.
How would I know? Don't ask me. So who's the
top of the list?

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Oh, right. Probably, do you want me to go through
the top five?

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Yep, top five.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Daniel Faitala.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Ian Stables. Yep. Jack Tame.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Lee Hart.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Tim.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Oh, there we go.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
Tim Morrison.

Speaker 6 (01:02:12):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
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