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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Darky Breakfast, get back to work and back on
site with Bunning's Trade, the best.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Way to catch up on what you missed The Hurdarchy
Breakfast Radio Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome along to the Hierarchy Breakfast, Wednesday, the fourth of
February twenty twenty six. It's really a Thursday.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, fake Thursday, Happy fake Thursday to all who's celerate,
Because of course, Ezra, it pains to mention this week,
white tongue, your day Friday, and that means a short week,
and at this time of year, it couldn't come at
a bit of time, could.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
It really couldn't. We were out in the water yesterday
with weird Chook. We will talk about that a little
bit later on we've got something to play. We gave
him some advice on what's going on the sal GP.
Both you and I had a lot of experience in
the watch Matar Harbor.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah, shutting the ropes.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Look, this is a radio station born on the water,
born on a boat, and actually one of the boats
I think is still at the bottom of that very harbor.
So hope better to shut on the ropes than us
people who weren't on that boat that did sink.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yeah, I could enjoyed that.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
I did too. I didn't sell he's a good guy joke,
but there's something intimidating about driving a boat with one
of the best sailors in the world, the Olympic gold medalist,
and you just even though there was no judgment that
verbally came from him, I just feel it.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
And what do you think of our finn Chaser boat
that we're giving way to do like it?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Loved it? Loved it.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
A big fan of the finn Chaser. He seid a
lot of space.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
You could cast a lot of rod off that, but
not make glove on the boat.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
It does present some challenges of making love on that boat.
But look, that's we're going to give it to an
experienced angler.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I think is the is the idea. Yeah, it was
interesting when I was the only person and we'll talk
about this later on, but he was the only person
on the boat who hadn't made love on a boat.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yeah, well wow, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
From Germany there possibly not is the hardacky breakfast Welcome along.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
Jerry and the night they breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Flying aircraft character carrier carrier. Yeah, a little bit later
on as the had on a hat. Really, Yeah, we'll
get into it later. Yeah, But more importantly, yesterday we
were talking about the fact that most people stats are out.
Most people fall in love with three people in their lifetime. Yes,
just three people.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yes, And as we discussed, you were about banging on
three or four three or four years.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
I fall in love with the same woman over and
over every day.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
But ruder, you were somewhere in the neighborhood of a
Baker's dozen.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Went yeah, Well, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
I found it really strange when you guys were talking
about three or four, Like, I was quite dumbfounded. And
I guessed yesterday on the show that I was somewhere
between ten and twelve. And that was just a really
quick guess. And just for argument's sake, I went home
and I made.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
You opened the door to the shrine and you counted
the photos that were framed it on.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
I made a list and I went through my life
from about age I'm going to say eleven yes onwards.
I'd be open and vulnerable. I'm forty six now, okay.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Can I just ask you where were you making this list? Like?
Was this at the kitchen table? Was this in your den?
Did you go out into the garage to do this.
Did you in the car before you got home, in.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Bed just before I had a little nap in the afternoon,
my bed, in.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
The marital bed.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yep, okay, no judgment, No, a lot a lot of
judgment from this. Did it evoke any feelings?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
You were?

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Well, only about the second to last one, which of
course is my wife, current wife.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Your current wife is the second.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, good stuff, all right? Okay, So, so you constructed
a list, and I imagine you were thorough.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah, it was very thorough. Did you check it twice?
Three times?

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Because I realized, well, I realized that what I've done
is it almost looks like a black cap squad, because
because there's twelve in the in the first twelve and
the main team, and then I've got.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
A couple of reserves as well, because.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Looking back at the time, you said yesterday, Jerry, is
it someone that you think about all the time? Is
it someone that makes your heart beat differently? And all
of those sorts of things. And at the time, there's
probably a couple of people I would put on that
list there, but yeah, really borderline okay, So reserves, traveling reserves.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Did you have contact with all of that? How many
people are there.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Firstly, so it's twelve that I would say definitively that
I was in love with at the time between age
eleven and age forty six.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Okay, and did you have contact with all these twelve people?
These are not people that you just saw, you know,
you genuinely had, of course relationships with these twelve people
in one form or.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Another, in one form of another.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Was the love reciprocated probably about seventy percent?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
We know that's not going to be unrequited, Yeah, unrequited love. Okay,
So so you're just having at So the first one
was at eleven.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Yeah, I reckon.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
She she loomed large over my intermediate and early high
school's days, starting with a she knows like she knows
who she is. I'm not going to name name, but
she am no so she.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Is right, Okay. So there was a m that's that's eleven.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, and then the Arctic Monkeys named an album.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
And then there was an EM she was a twin
what with am no no no with? So I liked
em and my friend.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Actually sky Highway liked okay, identical ones? Yeah, wow, yeah,
pick just quickly.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
John's texts to three on three four three or five
of them on your hand, none of them, none of.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Them on my hand.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
And then there was an and then I moved to university, so.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
There was three at school.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Okay, okay, all.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Right, well that's kind of reasonable, Yeah, because, particularly at
that age, you're more susceptible to Yeah, you know, yeah,
there's a lot of hormones.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
There's a lot going on, all unrecorded.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Well all of those first three, is that right? No
love for mcgilla gorilla, And.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Then going on to university there was a.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
K back to the ones that school did did they
know that you were? They knew you?

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Well, AM didn't find out until after school when I.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Wrote a letter.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Okay, so you were right, you were.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Writing it was an acrostic poem, any poetry reader, any
poetry to any of these people that you fell in
love with.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
When you say poetry, could that be in the form
of songs?

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, yes, yes, oh wow, yeah, oh wow.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Probably about half of them get a song. Actually did
half of the twelve? Did you record any of these
songs they're on?

Speaker 7 (06:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (06:44):
I did record them they were on because I don't
know if I still have them, honestly.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Wow. Okay, So then you're at university. There was a
k ye, there was an there was a d I
heard there always is somewhere there is you know, if
you deep enought.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Took until number five and six before it was reciprocated
to be fair.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
First all, no, not interested.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Oh it hurt a lot. Oh, but you're asking some
questions of yourself by that point.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
And then there was an A. Actually, of these twelve,
that A is the only one that doesn't know about my.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Feelings and my love for Okay, No, did she get
a song?

Speaker 5 (07:34):
No, she got a couple of she got I learned
a couple of covers for her and thought it was
you know, and then it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Thank god you didn't, Thank god you didn't. And then
deeply embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
Then there was an f Yep, there was a fine.
She knew, she definitely knew. And then there was my
first wife at number nine.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
At number nine, number nine. Okay, so how many of
these were requited?

Speaker 5 (08:00):
So up to nine and and and an and Dean requited,
then requited and requited, requited. Well number nine married me.
You think it was wow, So we're up to nine.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
And also I already know there's a twist coming up
because number eleven out of twelve is your current wife?

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Yeah, so number nine was ended because of number ten.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Oh yeah, well I assume that. I assume that.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
And then along comes my beautiful wife. Yep, currently lucky
you got the finished product at number well or did
she at number eleven?

Speaker 4 (08:40):
But then we had a break.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Yes, and then there was another one and then and then.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Christ I take it your current wife doesn't listen to
the show or podcast.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Look not heaps is this is this how she's finding
out about the partridge and the pear tree.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Someone, someone will tell her it's going to be the problem.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
The mystical number twelve, the perennial number twelve, the Mark
Chapman and the ruder eleven.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Nothing but thorough ruder if anything topical churn his Bush.

Speaker 6 (09:18):
Jerry Andman Nineth The Hodarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
The History of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, timorule.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Today's the fourth of February twenty twenty six. And on
this day in nineteen seventy seven, Fleetwood Max Rumors hits
number one in the US. While recording it in nineteen
seventy six, three relationships in the band were falling apart
at once. Stevie Nixon Lindsey Buckingham split up, Christine and
John mcveie divorced, and drummer Mick Fleetwood's marriage collapsed as well.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
It tunes out, It made a great album. One of
the old timers, everyone just going away. Stephen N's going
away writing this song here by herself when she was
pissed off with Lindsay Buckingham. Lindsay Buckingham can Go your
Own Way wrote that all breakup songs.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
And then they all had to sing the breakup song
that their ex wrote about them together.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Yeah, and you got to say Christine mcvie's You Make
Love and Fun, which is actually about her affair that
she had with the lighting guy. Yeah. And then John
mcva's got that great bassline that he just came in
with a color bass line to that they are playing that.
He's still playing that.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, Oh you're cheating on me with a check out
this fealthy bass line. That's my revenge to you, he'd
express himself.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
This is the thing.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
I think, this is why.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
This's what makes it makes great art is that every
night when they got up and performed that they felt it.
They meant it were you would have not through nineteen
seventy seven. Probably through in the day it is, you
would not have caught Fleetwood Mac on an off night
with they were going through the motions because that.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
I think cocaine may have been a big problem. I
think they were taking a lot of cocaine at the time.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Yeah, it wasn't working for I mean, how they couldn't
see that coming.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
You don't want to be in a band where four
of the five members are in relationships with potentially five
are in relationships with each other.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
But you got to say, now, what a great album?

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Well actually, yeah, having just said that to immediately contradict myself,
maybe it's a good ploy.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
You know these days, if you like, how are we
going to make our band stand out from the rest?
It's all throw down after a band practice cheat on
each other.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Nineteen ninety two. You'll remember it well.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Jeremy Wells Martin crows two hundred and ninety nine. It
was his highest Test score achieved against Sri Lanka and
Wellington in February nineteen ninety two, making him the only
player to be dismissed for that exact score in Test history,
just one run short of a triple century for being
caught by our junid A Natunga.

Speaker 8 (11:39):
When I came to the two nineties and going to
three hundred, I had no idea how I was really
going to do it, because I never even thought.

Speaker 9 (11:46):
About it's con He's corn staggering.

Speaker 8 (11:51):
Interesting look thinking about that two nine nine. I stood
there before the bowler came in the bowl thinking that
I'd already done it, and I was thinking about the
pats on the back and the glory that came with it,
the accolades and what have you, and I forgot to
turn on to the next ball.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Oh no, damn, oh, well to ninety nine. You gotta say,
it's a great score, quite a cool score.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
I know, it's like it's like Shane Warne's top scores.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Ninety nine. Yeah, caught by Vittori, I think, yeah, and
bold I think by Vittori, yeah, Rochardson. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
And it's like, okay, so was that a bad innings?
You know, Martin grown out there called two hundred and
ninety nine runs and bowl accounts went back and destroyed
the locker room afterwards. Yeah, and then we look back
on that and go oh, agonizing, I don't know, one
of the greatest innings in New Zealand Test cricket history.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah, shocking piece of commentary by Peter Williams. Oh no,
we have another. Listen to Peter will It's right at
the inf Club, doesn't it. Yeah, that's so Carey's just
no tragedy. Oh no, that's a tragedy. He's out for
two hundred and ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, that won't that feet won't be that record won't
be broken until was it twenty twelve?

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yeah, that's right. The worst part he was the bowler,
was a junor and a tunga who I could face
it was.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
It was part of a four hundred and sixty seven
run partnership with Andrew Jones from Andrew Jones Toura and
stood as New Zealand's highest individual Test score for over
two decades until Bears got him at the Cakedna basin.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Sorry always the basement. What is it with the basement
in high schools? It's a flat track.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
It is New Zealand's best cricket venue.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
By Miles actually then Hagley Oval.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah, but when you think of all the historic things
that have happened there, Martin Crows, we just said, Baz
that English Test will be won on the last ball
of the game, one run by one run.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Not bad for a giant roundabout.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Not bad in the world's biggest roundabout born on this day,
Rosa Parks, nineteen thirteen US Civil Rights Icon.

Speaker 10 (13:46):
I was arrested by refusing to give my seat to
a white meal passenger for the bust was organized with
racial segregation, the white passagers to the front and the
color to the rear. When I refused to move, he
head and the arrested.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
And I recently went to the Civil Rights Museum in Memphis,
the National Civil Rights Museum, and let me tell you
that it is one of the top two worst experiences
of my life.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Will hungover and it's not another to slavery section.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Slavery section is intense.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
The whole thing takes about four or five hours to
get through, and them right at the end. We didn't
know this at the time. You end up in the
room where Martin Luther King was shot. I wondered why
they'd put this this museum at a motel, and wasn't
until my missus tapped on the.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Shoulder and she goes, you got shut right there, yeah,
the Lorraine Motel.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
He shares, she shares, excuse me a birthday with Alice
Cooper nineteen forty eight rock legend. I had the pleasure
in my line of work of interviewing him years ago,
and he told us this incredible story about Elvis Presley,
also from Memphis.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Elvis was a collector.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Of guns, handguns, and so whenever you go around to
Elvis's place for a pass up, he would show you
the flash gun that he'd just got. And he gave
Alice Cooper a gun one night and said, point this
at me, like, have a look at this gun, pointed
at me, and Alice Cooper's standing there pointing a gun
at Elvis's head, and he said, for one mad.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Moment he was like, I could be the guy that
killed Alberts.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Oh, and then he decided better of it and had
a long, lengthy career.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Oh, thank god for that. Yeah. He loves a bit
of golf, does Alice Cooper?

Speaker 4 (15:19):
How does it?

Speaker 11 (15:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Useful golf.

Speaker 12 (15:20):
Wo.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
It used to be a useful golfer, which is quite
unusual back in the day. Now it's kind of normal.
But for a rack alike come to be into golf,
and the nineteen eighties and ninety nineties was super.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Weird, very weird.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
And that is the history of use today, Today, Tomorrow,
Simmary for Wednesday, the fourth of February twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Six, Jeremie Wells and the Nia Stuart the Hood.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
If you breakfast, you said a text come through on
three four eight three from Carlos Morning Boys, saw Jerry's
eyes last night on seven sharp was on the soldier Ons.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Good spotting, Carlos. I was, indeed on the soldier Ons.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
You're soldiering on.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
I am so not this morning. I'm not soldiering on,
but I was soldering on yesterday and that concerns me.
Was I I want another text from Colors was steering
wildly at the camera that I had that vibe, that
I have the vibe. But I've been up for six
days on the pseudo open the pupils, Yeah, the pupils going.
I wonder what it was. Yeah, we've got a new

(16:12):
green screen. Nowadays, our sets change and as a result,
you've got to do kind of weird things, like my
glasses basically disappear at certain times. It's quite complicated because
of the green screen. Because of the green screen, Hillary's
got to like pat down her here into some kind
of helmet I've got to also be wearing a helmet,
and they're having some green screen problems last night.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
It's funny say that because the acc used to run
a green screen, remember that, and so we could change,
we could put ourselves.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
It looked like we were sitting in the studio for Squirt.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
And it does look like that and every now and then,
because it always wear different rugby jerseys. If it had
a bit of green on it, you've just gone visible. Yeah,
and you don't notice it until you're life.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
And I wonder if it's my because my eyes are green.
I wonder if it's that my eyes went and disappeared
last night, because if they get the chroma key just
slightly wrong, and then the computer just takes all green
out and slightly green.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Allegations of National broadcast to Jeremy Wells doing drugs live
on he have been quashed as he's come out and
said that it's the they got the chroma key role.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Yeah, I have been taking drugs on here. That was
pseudo E for dream. I'll stand by that. Coming up
after the six thirty sports headlines, I want to talk
about Chinese aircraft carriers.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, I'm looking at a video of it now looks
a lot like Dan Carter doing an ad for Chimis Warehouse.

Speaker 6 (17:22):
This is the future, Jerry and Mini, the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Here is sport headlines, Thanks Export Ultra the beer for
here for more. Black Scrum expert Mike Kron Mister Scram
believes New Zealand Rugby have themselves to blame for the
current coaching vacuum. Mike Cron believes the Herald reports former
mentors Ian Foster and Sir Steve Henson have been approached
by the sports national body to apply for the role
made vacant by Scott Robertson. Cron. Mister Scrahm says the

(17:50):
dilemma would have been avoided by backing Foster in twenty
twenty three instead of looking elsewhere during his tenure, which
ultimately created.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Is there anything more human? I mean, obviously the headline
today was that that approached Steve Hanson and Ian Foster,
which could mean anything from a generic email that went
out to them to actually having a conversation with them.
I don't think that happened. I reckon they just fired
out an email to everyone every key he has ever
coached internationally. It was just like, hey, applications are now open.
You know, I don't think they've actually had a yarn

(18:17):
to fuzzy.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
They're not that silly to ask Ian Foster or syst
I can coach you. Almost neither of those guys is
ever going to do it.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
No, that's right to take a pay cut to come
back here and get lambassad by the nation.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
That's that's not appealing. Also, they've done it. They've done that.
That's their legacy is. Yeah, you don't come back and
then ruin it. But you're not in the current situation,
not in the current climate year.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
And it does make me think last year we got
on craigged out after he was quoted as understanding the
need for a coaching change or something like that. Craiged out,
understands Now we learned that Mike Kron believes. Is it
time to get Mike Cron on the line and ask
him what else.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
He believes in? Yeah, when you when you don't know
something called mister scrum that name again, mister scram.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Scram Flat Earth? Do you believe moonlanding? Do you believe?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Black Caps coach Rob Walter has welcomed Fanalan's striking power
I wonder how he did that, Rob.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
I think it was a porfty, wasn't it.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
It was the first South African porty.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
I don't welcome you, Fanalen, but I do welcome your
striking power. As he moves from the Big Bash League
to the Tea twenty worke up. Allen was the tournament
top run scorer and helping the Perth Scorches to their
sixth title and hit eighty in New Zealand's warm up
lost to India. New Zealand's final warm up as against
the United States Friday. Yeah, but they're playing the United States. Yeah,

(19:43):
be careful, just well, they know it was there cricket
nine for.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
They're in a poll with I believe India and Pakistan.
But I guess they'll play Pakistan. But any you won't
play Pakistan.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Have they got any pace bowlers or pace? They good
in the field.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
We drove past the cricket field and Texas do you
remember this? And the bus drovers like y'all know anything
about cricket.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Funnily enough, mate, we actually know far too much about cricket.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yeah, I don't really understand it because there.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
It is there. That's the only cricket field in all
of Texas.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
We've got a lot of ndfl's moving in the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
And both the New Zealand men's and women's three by
three basketball teams they've qualified for this year's Common Moth
Games in Glasgow.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
What I would say about the men's and women's three
x three basketball is far more entertaining than it sounds
if you don't watch a lot of basketball. Even if
you do watch a lot of basketball, it sounds like
the least entertaining format of the game.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
That's really good watch. I imagine it's a lot about
attack and not a lot about defenders. That's exactly.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
You don't have to watch them run from one end
to the court to the other. And also if you're
playing it, you don't have to run from one end
of the.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Court to the other. And that's why it's my preferred
method of basketball.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Let's talk Chinese aircraft carriers next.

Speaker 13 (20:56):
Jerry and Minny the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Coming this morning into the show, and you are absolutely
fizzing yep about a Chinese aircraft carrier. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
The unveil plans for a futuristic Star Wars space carrier
that can deploy nearly one hundred unman fighter jets of flight.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Of the edge Earth's atmosphere one hundred.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
The LUANIAO shoesh slated to be two hundred and forty
meters long six hundred and eighty meters wide. This thing
looks like it's something out of Star Wars adest. It's
the Death Star basically as the whole point. It's got
a takeoff weight of one hundred and twenty thousand tons.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
One hundred and twenty thousand elephants.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
It's not it doesn't exist just yet, but they've already
released the hype trailer for it. There's a photo from
there in the dock in front of you. Have a
look at that thing, Jerry.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
It's gonna be the world's biggest flying aircraft carrier.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
They've just drawn a picture.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Hold on this second.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
These dudes have just drawn a picture and they've gone,
this is our thing. But it's like, what's that thing
going to do? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Well, experts aren't sure if they could actually ever make it,
but they've released this. This is their latest bit of
proper and it is going to fly so high that
it'll be out of range of most defensive systems, it'll
be out of range of most weather systems, and it'll
be able to file rockets from Earth's atmosphere.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
How cool would it be to be to live in
China and to be the dude that's just like I
come up with these crazy ideas the propagandists. Yeah, oh
you think it's not even engineers.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Well, I don't know. Didn't Trump reckon he was going
to have Space Force? Where are they at?

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Space Force?

Speaker 11 (22:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:29):
He commissioned the Space Force.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Isn't that what he called it?

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Space Force? Are they going to go and arrest people
in space?

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah, Bruce Willison, and then we're going to go out
there and drill and asteroids. And then they never did it.
I'm just waiting for Donald Trump d unveil that he's
you know, reverse engineer Godzilla or something, you know, and
retaliation to.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
This, I mean the fact that we're thinking about how
we can blow people up in space and we haven't
even had a baby in space yet, Like, people haven't
even had sex in space. Let's start off, Oh, sure
I'm making love in space? Before me, there's been no
love being made in space. I was looking it up
the other day.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Yeah, you call it looking it up.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
I went deep. I was like, I started thinking because
it was a whole lot of people that got returned
from the International Space Station because they were sick. And
it was the first time that a love sir that
our mission had been cut short because of sickness, and
thank if you're not saying aborted. Yes, And so I
was like, oh, I wonder what they were doing up there,
And then I went down a real rabbit hole. It

(23:27):
turns out that gravity is very important in the love
making process. I've always found because human reproductive fluid at
reacts obviously is designed to operate in gravity, okay, and
so in zero gravity it doesn't do behave Strangely, that's
what they reckon. They've not tried it out, and they

(23:48):
do want to do trials on it. And the other
part about it is childbirth requires gravity, okay.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
So yes, So the act of reproduction could not happen
or hasn't happened yet in Sarah Green. That doesn't necessarily
mean that love making hasn't occurred, you know what I mean, Yeah,
it'd be hard to get purchased, but with as well,
there is a way, well.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
I think the problem is the the.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Motion of the ocean, the in.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
And out part. It's difficult because there's no you know, purchase. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
What I want to understand from you, Jerry, is what's
up and down? Why are we doing all this research
and incognito mode.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
That's the part of that.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Jerry and Mania joined the complay the Hidaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for more.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
The Rugby World Cup draw is out.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
I'm just having a scroll through the pools A, B, C,
D E.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
If there are six polls, So what they need is
more really rubbish teams in the World Cup. That is
what they've done.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, they haven't, They've increased it. So the big story
out of the draw that was announced yesterday is that
obviously Australia as the host nations, they're going to be
opening the opening match. You would assume, given that they're
playing against us, that maybe, because we're in the same pool,
maybe we would play against each other for.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
The opening game.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
For the opening game, it would be you know, you
can theoretically the best advert.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
For the game too. The team's playing at the highest level,
they're not.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
They are playing against the team that is playing under
the banner of Hong Kong China.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Is that Hong Kong? Or is that China?

Speaker 13 (25:18):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Is that? Is that the old China Taipei?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
It's it's like Chinese tapey Yeah, yeah, American somewhat yeah,
but yeah. So Hong Kong, China is playing against Australia
now one of the biggest Yeah what what What I
think is happening here is and this is the clearest
sign that I've seen, is that Australia is.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
No longer a Tier one rugby playing nation.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
They are otherwise they'd be playing against us in the start.
This is this is cowardice from the Australians. It's rolling
over and showing their bellies to their stronger, bigger, tougher
counterparts across the Tasman, their mates across the Dutch. What
I would advise them though, is Australia and China have

(26:01):
pretty strained.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
Economic relationship at the moment.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
There are minds shutting down in Australia because China's decided
to buy their minerals from elsewhere. The worst thing they
could do is Paul Hong Kong's pants down in that
opening Matchine humiliate.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Well, they are going to pull their pants down and
humiliate them. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Have you watched Australia play rugby.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
There's no amount of NRL players that they can steal
before the twenty twenty seven World Cup that's going to
fix that.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
It's an odd move, isn't it. I'm having look the
All Blacks Rugby World Cup draw here. All Blacks are
playing Chili playing Chili?

Speaker 11 (26:35):
Are they playing?

Speaker 3 (26:36):
And these are they in Perth at six fifteen New
Zealand time.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Okay, home field advantage for Chile because it's going to
be quite hot there and I think parts of Chile
are quite hot.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Then All Blacks are playing Australia Sydney because obviously.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Home field advantad for us because as he suck yep.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
And that's Sydney. All Blacks versus Hong Kong slash China
Hong Kong China Brizzy, so cake walk.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
You would think we're gonna sleepwalk through into the playoffs again,
at which point some of the other pools. South Africa
is in a pool with Italy, Georgia and Romania, so
that'll be a sleepwalk for them too. Argentina, Fiji, Spain
and Canada are in one pool. Ireland Scotland, Uruguay and Portugal.
I don't know what'd you call that?

Speaker 3 (27:22):
The pool of death?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
France, Japan, Usa, some or maybe that is England, Wales, Tongue, Zimbabwe.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Well, sometimes there's not a pool of death. I think
there have to be a pool of death in every
single World Cup. Just someone came out with that once.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
We've got six consecutive pools of life. And what we noted,
like anyone who watched the last World Cup was like,
you know, the pool, the round, what do you call it?
The pool play is basically just who can run up
the biggest scores against the mino teams?

Speaker 4 (27:49):
And you watch that and you go, this is boring.
Then you go into the.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Playoffs and you're like, are we a little underdone because
we just thumped Hong Kong China by one hundred million points?

Speaker 4 (27:59):
And then we're rugby went, you know.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
What, we need more of them, more, more of them,
more rubbish games. And the other part about it is
because there's more teams, it means that that part of
the draw goes on forever and ever and ever. Because
you've got only play once a week in rugby, so
because you need a week to.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Recover Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
I mean, okay, all right, I can't wait already. It's
gonna be awesome. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
All we need to figure out now is who the
hell's that coach?

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Oh? Yeah, that part.

Speaker 6 (28:28):
Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and Midnight
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
I read that article yesterday and the New Zealand Herald
about kids essentially just being hopeless now going to school
ninety two percent. A survey of one hundred and twenty
primary and intermediate schools said that ninety two percent of
schools reported children who didn't know the letters of their
own name, and others having challenges getting changed, and other

(28:59):
kids who didn't know or couldn't take themselves to the toilet. Wow,
this is five year olds the toilets.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
That one's tough. So you're gonna want to figure that out.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
I think, um potty trained five year olds.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
I'd put that at the top of the totem pole.
Two before recognizing with spelling your own name.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
I reckon, that's absolutely so toilet first. And I've always
said that. Yeah, well, when when you are bringing up
because you definitely want to get them toilet, it's great
when you get them out of nappies and all of
a sudden the toilet train. Yeah, okay, it's not ideal,
particularly when you're actually doing it. There's stuff on the floor. Yeah,
it can be messy. Yeah, but you got to take
the pain because they will get through it eventually. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Didn't you have some sort of potty training scenario, Ruder?

Speaker 5 (29:38):
Yeah, So my son he potty trained for urine for
number one quite quickly, but then he realized that he
didn't like to go number twos in the potty or
in the toilet, and so every time it was time
for a number two, he's like, naby, nabby, I need
a nappy.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
Oh, so he would put one on, yep, so then
go number two.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
Yeah, and of course, because I'm quite frug if it
was solid, I'd blush it, keep the nappy for the
next time.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
You had to reuseable nappy on the guard.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
Yeah, but obviously if it was a bit missy, then
I put it in.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Okay, Okay, So that's why you've been so focused on
fiber in the diet.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
That makes a lot of sense. But I mean he
came right, obviously at some point he worked it out.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
But I can also understand the logic from his point
of view, like, this is what I'm used to doing.
I'm going to check this thing on here, this is
how you do this. Yeah, also clean and tidy, not
very eco friendly.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
In my experienced, girls better than boys when it comes
to that stuff. Girls seem to be real keen to
learn how to go to the toilet normally, whereas boys
are like, ah, I we'll figure it out. Yeah, I'll
still here, who cares? I'll so. The pencil thing's an
interesting one. Kid's not being able to hold a pencil.
That's Scott. Surely that's that's devices, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
One hundred percent? I mean you don't need to use
a pin. I'm holding a pin in my hand right now.
That's because Jason Hoyt Wrot's physical notes out on I
think it itches them into stone. But but I actually
don't know, now that i'm thinking about it. What's the date,
fourth of February. Yeah, I don't think I've written a
word down in twenty twenty six. Well, the pin on
a piece of paper. Wow, I haven't had to fill

(31:11):
any forms out, and I would know because that drives
me insane.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
I had to fill out a form last week and
instead of signing it, I signed it on my computer
so I didn't have to sign it with Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
So this is the thing kids these days.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
I recognized the last generation who actually sat down and
you know, learned how to write with a pen, thinking
I was actually going to use it. Nowadays it's all typing.
It's you know, there'll be speech to text be more
prevalent by the time these kids are on.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Yeah. What about kids not being able to recognize their
own name?

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Thus, I've got an answer for It's because people are
giving their kids names that are too complicated. Half of
my first name is A. It's so easy for me
to smell my name. Every second letter.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Is an A.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
I only had to learn like three letters and then
I was away. Yeah, stop giving you a kids confusing names.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
This is a classic situation. It is you know when
people go I blame the parents. You can only blame
the parents in this to blame apart from apart from parents,
and I reckon it's it's heap's parents given device. I
was out the other day at dinner and there was
some people were having dinner beside me and they had
two kids. They had two kids so were They would
have been probably five five and maybe six and three

(32:20):
four or something like that. Both kids iPads were set
up in front of them at dinner, at dinner, at dinner,
giant headphones on. And from the start these parents thought
that they were so amazing the way that they set
their kids up like completely for this dinner sitason. I'm like,
why bring them out?

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Isn't it a chance to teach them how to behave?

Speaker 3 (32:39):
And then they were eating their pizza with their things
whilst watching their thing at the same time, wat's part
of a bloody family? What are you doing? Your muppet?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
So these kids are coming into school. They can't spell
their own name, they can't use a pencil. You would
think that would that's the kind of stuff you should
be able to do by the time you're going to school,
right you think? So can they tie their shoelaces? Because
I know I wrote to you. You took a minute,
didn't you.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
Yeah, I don't think I could tie them till nine
or maybe ten. And I wore a lot of velcro
shoes in my PROMI school. But I'm still having problems,
like because there's the scene, there's the kids way of
tying your shoelacers. Yeah, and then there's the adults way
of tying your shoelacers, and I still you do ramedy
is and my mid to late Fordish you do the
bunny yeah late and sometimes yes, I trap up on

(33:26):
my shoelaces when they come undone. I cannot do the
other way.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
Get back into the velkra anything that took you a
little while longer.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
I felt like I had an older brother. So you're
always wanting to keep up. Yeah, yeah, But I mean
that interesting thing is I my sister in law, she
didn't walk till she was three, and they and he
appearance were like, this is bad.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
And now she's the she's the high Rocks High.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Rocks, and now she can't stop training. She caught up. Yeah,
this is what I mean. I mean, ultimately kids will
catch up at some point. But it's hard on the
teachers when they've got to be holding kids' hands. And
here's pleas in the pastroom.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Yeah, I couldn't whistle. I couldn't whistle for the longest time.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Really me. Now I can't win cat from them.

Speaker 13 (34:14):
Jerry and Mini the hod Achy breakfast.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
So it's the easiest way to become a boat owner.
We are giving away a fin chaser boat with seventy
five thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
To be able to win it, all you.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Have to do is come up with the name for
it takes boat to three four eight three and follow
the link to the entry form, or you can go
directly to Hodaki dot co dot m Z.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Yeah, so we thought it'd be a good idea to
take the boat out for a test drive yesterday with
blear Chuk from the Black Foils Sail GP team and
sal gp is in Auckland over Valentine's weekend. Next weekend,
we took him around the White to Matar Harbor on
our boat just to give him some tips.

Speaker 14 (34:50):
The idea means it's sale gp IS on February fourteenth
and fifteenth, and as we come from a radio station
that was born on a boat out in this very harbor,
the White Matar clair hair has come to us cap
in hand to ask us to shine the ropes around
the course.

Speaker 11 (35:03):
For sale GFP. What's the limit?

Speaker 3 (35:05):
What's the one?

Speaker 11 (35:06):
This is like middle to upper.

Speaker 15 (35:08):
So we were we're raising twenty five knots there, especially
if it was an Aar Wesley where it'll be come that.

Speaker 12 (35:13):
Yeah, it's coming through, so you just to make sure
lying you're aware of the title relief that we're experiencing
in this point.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
I just want to take you at this point in
the course because as you know, this is a crucial spot.

Speaker 7 (35:26):
You will have rounded the mark.

Speaker 11 (35:27):
There is a wee bit of relief that just comes
in if you stick to the left side of the course.
Here it facing which way facing north? So I just
wanted to show you this because this is just this
exact spot here that I've spent a lot of time.

Speaker 7 (35:43):
And is that a little bit of a back here?

Speaker 11 (35:45):
Isn't a little bit?

Speaker 16 (35:46):
Do you want to a little look about this on
the GPS? So how many people we got in the
sand up there to be watching? Ten thousand? Yeah, so
biggest single grandson in sal GP history.

Speaker 11 (35:59):
Can you hear them when you're on the boat. Yeah?

Speaker 15 (36:01):
You actually can nate on a real windy day like
this harder too, but last.

Speaker 11 (36:05):
Year we simmy did.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (36:07):
Museum is actually the only place you properly hear the fans,
which is a good that's something to be proud of,
I reckon, yeah, And that's saying something because kemy' is
an only pretty average and stadiums.

Speaker 11 (36:16):
I reckon, yea, that's good enough.

Speaker 9 (36:21):
Now it's certinitely good en up.

Speaker 16 (36:23):
It is what one does this, Jerry uh, this is
just your classic West No, just a slight bit of
normally in the whist, but it's made pretty much as
straight whistly.

Speaker 11 (36:34):
And I reckon you're looking at around about I just
picked up now, I reckon, that's just under twenty knots.
That's under twenty knots in one. I reckon West to
Semny going back to eighty yeah, then to seventy eight.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
And the bill however, Fish and gilland as well.

Speaker 11 (36:52):
You might notice it's currently and what's that? Yeah, there
is right there.

Speaker 12 (37:00):
I think on your third beat to win with that's
when you've got to make your ground up in these conditions.

Speaker 7 (37:05):
Leg three.

Speaker 11 (37:06):
I Gomery say that in eighty six eighty seven Free Mantleman.
So Blair. Obviously, when you're coming down this way, your
instinct there's going to be the giant. What I want
you to do, because if you could just tank.

Speaker 17 (37:20):
At that point when everyone else's giant they call it
a gag, then that'll just that'll just give you the
edge on the rest of the field there because they're
all going to be coming away from the stand.

Speaker 11 (37:31):
I want you to get yeah, bang, it is't there,
rather than look at tent.

Speaker 7 (37:34):
Peg and the should give me.

Speaker 15 (37:35):
The other hand and then while you're trying to get
back around the outside.

Speaker 8 (37:39):
Ye.

Speaker 11 (37:40):
And it's just going to depend if the Ladin is.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Coming this way or not.

Speaker 11 (37:43):
I'll leave that call in your book. The Lonins is
coming from this way? Has anyone ever made love on
any of the boats the other day? I never made
love on a boat. That's probably isn't a lot for it, but.

Speaker 7 (37:57):
That all the day for it.

Speaker 11 (37:58):
I don't know. It's not an over it.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
I wouldn't describe it as company.

Speaker 12 (38:02):
Out here when the window's coming out at two seventy
nine west, you can get a little relief from the
fourth pillar down, but you've really got to line it
up with Birkenhead and the Chelsea Sugar Factory.

Speaker 11 (38:15):
I'm actually transit. That's the that is my exact size.
I'll be looking behind me as I'm coming down here,
right when do we go there?

Speaker 15 (38:22):
When I see fourth fellow Chelsea, we're driving or gacking
of their safe.

Speaker 11 (38:27):
Gackett yeah, gak. It just depends what the what everyone
else is done.

Speaker 12 (38:30):
At that driving yet that thing, man, you just go
for the opposite approach.

Speaker 16 (38:34):
Conditions out there a little bit like the eighty five
to eighty six Whipbread Race.

Speaker 11 (38:39):
Are you in that way?

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Atlantic Prize on Atlantic Privateer and means enterprise across? I
think that maybe Atlantic Privatyer. Wonder, Yeah, the sho goes boat.

Speaker 7 (38:52):
No, it's not.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Actually we're giving it away.

Speaker 11 (38:54):
It's right, it could be yours. Actually we have to
do is text boats at three four three and tell
us what.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
You'd name it?

Speaker 11 (38:59):
Would you call it? So no name at the moment
moment is said bad luck. Yeah, they don't need any
more bad luck. Go on for another black bass. I've
also got a banana.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
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the Ducky Breakfast Radio Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
So I've been moving my parents out of their home
that they've been living in for forty six years. I
found a box that my mum had kept with a
whole lot of letters which I'd kept from fans that
had written in back in the day when you used
to write into TV shows and stuff in the nineties.
And yesterday I read out a letter from a Patrick,
who I believe was a twelve year old who wrote

(39:37):
to us asking if he could play Mikey Havoc and
the Havoc and Newsboy the movie, which I think was
really a joke that we were going to do a
feature film.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
I don't remember saying it.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
No, it really didn't. But Patrick's on the line now,
Good morning.

Speaker 7 (39:52):
Patrick, Good morning, Good morning Jeremy.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
So that was you Patrick that wrote that letter.

Speaker 7 (39:57):
Well, you know me by a better name than just Patrick.
I believe you've lost my sting along the way somewhere
on the radio show.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Oh says Patrick with the massive downstairs.

Speaker 7 (40:05):
It earned Patrick with the massive downstairs.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Wow. Same, Oh wow, So you wrote that letter.

Speaker 7 (40:11):
I did write that letter. I fully remember writing that letter.
I don't remember the bit about wanting to be Mikey in.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
The movie right.

Speaker 7 (40:18):
And I obviously the movie never got off the ground
because I've never got a follow up with that.

Speaker 16 (40:22):
No.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
No, I thought you were the front runner to Patrick.

Speaker 7 (40:25):
But one thing, one thing I was practicing. I was
showing one of my mates that lives at mine last night,
I can still do the good a good gammy leg.

Speaker 11 (40:32):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Yes, yes, that was your say the leg and.

Speaker 7 (40:37):
That also that also led me down a rabbit hole
of looking up on YouTube the Gammy leg tatorial.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
There was a Gammi League tutorial. I remember it well,
very very popular piece of television that oddly enough.

Speaker 7 (40:50):
But I can't believe this has gone basically absolute full
circle from me being a twelve year old kid in
Mangwai watching the Newsboyen Havoc Show or one of you
guys shows at the time, writing in a sure handwritten letter,
which I imagine would have been the most shocking handwriting
anyone's ever seen. If it was actually my handwriting.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
Well, it mustn't have been, because it was pretty good handwriting,
to be honest.

Speaker 7 (41:09):
Maybe I got my father to write it, because my
handwriting is probably equally as bad now as all of them.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
It seemed like as a kid you could hold a pen.
I'm not sure how your toilet was.

Speaker 7 (41:19):
Maybe it's got worse over the years. And then it's
on all the way full circles to me being well
meeting you for when we were off on our way
to spring break.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
That's right at the airport there. I remember that airport.

Speaker 7 (41:30):
You and the lovely Hillary Dowry easy and yeah, having
a sting on the hiraky breakfast well, a former sting.
I believe you have you still got that somewhere, we don't.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Apparently there was a massive clean out at some stage
and everything needed to.

Speaker 16 (41:44):
Go go go.

Speaker 7 (41:46):
So you've obviously got a new girl that answers the
phones now, phone now, and she had no idea who
I was. I was quite taken back.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
It's probably best that she doesn't, to be honest, Patrick,
But hey, look great to hear from your Patrick, And yes,
interesting full circle moment that one.

Speaker 7 (42:00):
Definitely have a good choose. Enjoy the Tuesday show.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Yeah, nice to chat to you, Patrick.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
Thanks Patrick, googling the Gammy League tutoring?

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Is it on there?

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Yeah, I'll have this down by the end of the airbreak.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
You'll be actually very good at doing the Gammi League.
Coming up after seven point thirty, we're going to chat
to Luke who spared spared, got in the water and
spared Amalin.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
The ninety seven kg in a work up ridiculous crazy.

Speaker 6 (42:28):
Jerry and Midnight The hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Midnight
The hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
This is a very very interesting situation. Anyone that's ever fished,
you may have seen this in the news. A group
of three mates on the Coramandel. They've achieved a lifetime
dream off the coast of Funga Matar by catching a
huge marlon that was nearly one hundred kgs and one
of the trio joins us now, Luke Slater, Welcome to

(42:56):
the Hierarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 9 (42:58):
Hi, how's it going good?

Speaker 3 (42:59):
So tell us about the day. Explain how the day started.

Speaker 9 (43:03):
Oh, the day started with big plans. We've been spear
fishing now for over twenty years and we've Ireland's always
been the sort of pinnacle or the biggest challenge to get. Obviously,
they're an elusive fish and they're only temporarily in New
Zealand waters, so we're sort of between having young kids
and working everything out the limited opportunities. We're on Scott
Parker's boat, Samby Jay, and we were lucky enough to

(43:26):
come across literally rugby field sized workups of just Carwaian
tra valley massing on the surface, which of course is
quite one giant dinner Belty any big preastory fish.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Well, so had you seen the marlin at that point?
So you saw it working its right through the workup
or did it jump out of the water?

Speaker 4 (43:42):
How did you know is it?

Speaker 9 (43:43):
At that point it was just hopes and prayers. Really,
we thought, if you're a big socialists for your fooders.
And then Dan suddenly was yelling Marlon, Marlon, and sure enough,
how we had sort of hoped, a marlin had come
in and said Dan had a front row seat of
this Marlon fully lifting up electric blues, just going crazy,
and by the time we got there it was nothing
but fish scales and all the state fish had spooked
and the marland seemed to disappear, and Scott and I

(44:06):
were thinking, well, that could have been our only chance.
So we sort of had a bit of lunch, and
luckily enough the marlins was still hanging around, and Dan
spotted his tail thicking out of the waters that was
gently finning along in the sun, and then we were
able to splip into the water next to it while
we're a little way away and being a big curious
predator that came over to have a look at Scott,
Scott was able to get a really good shot on

(44:26):
the fish, and it took him for a heck of
a ride.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Yeah, shoots the spear goes and where did the spear
go into?

Speaker 9 (44:34):
The fish been to mass and very close to the
fish's spine. What you're looking for at the good holding
shot or ideally a kill shot.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
And so did it drag him off to halfway to Australia?
Or how did he manage to get hold of this thing?

Speaker 9 (44:47):
We were cruising maybe five knots sort of keeping up
behind the float, waiting for the fish to tire before
we could give it to kodograph another shot.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
And how long? How long did that take?

Speaker 9 (44:57):
Oh, Steve's like forever, but maybe twenty five thirty minutes.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Maybe what happens if the marlin goes down?

Speaker 9 (45:05):
A fish that size will drag a forty meters float,
you know, down to the depths the float nearly implosed,
but got was well prepared and just maintain the pressure
on the fish and never let it get away. Yeah,
he just did a bloody good job.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
It was so cool to watch. How big was it?

Speaker 9 (45:19):
Ninety seven kilos?

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Is that big fish?

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Is that the biggest fish you've ever.

Speaker 9 (45:23):
Caught on spear gun?

Speaker 3 (45:25):
For sure?

Speaker 9 (45:25):
One hundred percent?

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Yep? So what did you how did you get it
on board?

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (45:30):
Yeah, we had to bring the bill up to the
transom and fear it bit of gear in the boat
and make sure when the fish came in that we
weren't going to take his fell or sword in the
leg or somewhere. So the dodgy part was actually getting
some good photographs of it sort of in the water.
And of course Scott had started to bleed the first
though with sharks with good words in the back of
the mind even in out of the day when we
were drifting through the bait workups, we're thinking, oh, we're
either going to see a marlin or a big maco.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Is it good edding the marlin?

Speaker 9 (45:55):
Yes, yeah, very good eating. That was the other part
of the plan was if we were lucky enough to
pick up of marlin, was we weren't going to mark around.
We had ice and big chili bags on board ready.
So many times we've gone and board ice and everything
like that before and had not had any lucks. Now
we had everything there and we've got the fish. We'll
quick hang on the crane and then dropped off the
meat at the beach fo to butcher. They did a
whole lot cut it up process that vacuum packets, so

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you get it back in boxes and it's all vacuum
sealed and ready to go, and then the bill and
tail will be on the wall next to the photo
for Scott's kids and that to look at the frame
and everything like that will either be used, send them
to Snapper Bary or feed the pigs in the garden.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
No scraps left. You're a gutsy man getting in and
boil up with a whole lot of fosh off the
coast as far off as you probably would have had
to have gone on. That's pretty freaky. That's terrifying.

Speaker 9 (46:41):
Oh, it's so exhilarating. They're tefinitely a team sport for
safety in your minimum of two of you in the water,
just to keep an eye on each other's back. So
to pull this off as a real achievement and is
a great thing to be part of.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Good on you, Luke Lovely to chat to your congratulations
and pass our congratulations onto Scott as well.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Send us a fill it we'll do, thanks very much.

Speaker 13 (47:01):
Have a good one guys, Jerry andman night the Hot
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Speaker 3 (47:06):
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Speaker 3 (47:44):
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Speaker 9 (47:51):
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Speaker 3 (47:55):
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Speaker 11 (48:07):
Hopefully.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
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Speaker 3 (48:30):
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(48:50):
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Speaker 1 (49:19):
Yeah, it's all academic. It's Francis Douglas Memorial College that
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Speaker 13 (49:57):
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Speaker 3 (49:58):
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Speaker 1 (50:03):
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Speaker 3 (50:07):
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Speaker 13 (50:10):
We speak, Cherry and Mini the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
We've been talking since we got back on the airwaves,
so jeez, thirteen days ago. Now back down the content,
colem On, like, you know what we need to break
in fact, day one we got back from.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Our holiday, We're like, you know what we need as
a holiday from our holiday?

Speaker 3 (50:28):
You've always got to do that.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
And I think that every hard work and keep me
out there knows knows that feeling.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (50:34):
It doesn't matter whether you are in the shearing sheds,
you're down in the you're down in the milking pit.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
You know, maybe you are talking into a ten camp
for a few hours a.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Day and between songs, Yeah, digging drains.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Digging drains, that's right.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Maybe you're enlisted in the New Zealand Defense Force and
you're entrusted with keeping our entire nation free and safe.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Maybe you're locking up crims for a living.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Maybe you're an underpaid nurse or an underpaid medical profession
or again, you know, in the same category of bloke
who talks between songs. These are all hard work and
contributors to the roll your sleeves up, get a done
mentality that we Kiwis have.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
And I think that we're we're all due a holiday. Yeah,
I just got back from a Holday, yeah exactly. And
to be honest that for me, I don't know about
the rest of New Zealand, but for me that particular holiday,
the weather was crap. It was It was crap. It's
still crap. It was crap. And so when you have
a holiday with crap, whether you think we need another one? Yeah,

(51:33):
that's right. And so we got the ball rolling. Yep.
The wheels on the mace went round and round they were,
And it's official, we are taking another holiday and it's
going to be a long weekend environ.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
But this is the thing will happen. We've spoken it
into existence.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
This is the thing.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
This is this is what we've got available to us,
and the profession that we work at is that we
can put enough external pressure out there that eventually something
comes off.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
And it's not just for us. We're going to take
some listeners with us as well. Why By and Bay.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
It's great because it's super easy to pop across the
ditch on near New Zealand to get there. And I
gotta be honest, that's the primary factor for us, yes,
is can we actually get there?

Speaker 3 (52:15):
It's all well and.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Good having a wellness retreat planned in the Swiss Alps,
can you actually get there?

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Yeah? And now the dates that we're thinking the twentieth
to the twenty third of March, so that's coming up
and around about six weeks seven weeks time?

Speaker 4 (52:28):
Is that a Friday to a mondays there right, Yes.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Friday, Saturday, Sunday and then coming home on the Monday.
That'll be coming home Monday, late Monday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Okay, So there'll be a little bit leieve involved in that.
So that's why we've gone March twenty third.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Give you a bit of a leading yep, you get
that sort of meme and I and then three listeners
with three friends, so every listener comes along with us,
gets to bring their friend. I mean it might be
a listener also might be a friend as well. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Now, the fact that our lines are starting to light
up makes me believe that the listener was a cottling
onto what's.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
About to happen here?

Speaker 1 (53:02):
I assume, Jerry, I've listened to enough radio. There's going
to be some sort of wacky queue to call.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Is this raw? No, there's not.

Speaker 13 (53:12):
No.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Just if you would like to come away or go
on the drawer to come away with us on our
wellness retreat to byron Bay thanks to a New Zealand,
grab a seat, give us a call now eight hundred.
I will put some people on the drawer.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
If you've seen this text here on three four eight three,
do you know Byron Bay's the stoner capital of Australia?

Speaker 3 (53:32):
I head no idea. What's a stoner?

Speaker 13 (53:37):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
The lines are flooded, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
We've been talking about this, Jeremy wellness retreat ever since
we got back from holiday. We're just like you know what,
the hard working kiwis out there, they need a break.
We include ourselves in that group of hard working kiwis
that need a break, and so we've organized that and
we've locked it in and it's all thanks to our
mates at in New Zealand's grab a seat. They said,
you know what, we can get you there. Whatever you
do over there is between you and God, but we

(54:02):
will get you there.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
And so we might find God the things that we've
got planned. That's right.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
So we've opened up the phone lines to check a
few people in the draw. Where do you want to go?

Speaker 3 (54:13):
First year? He's going to fillip a morning, philip A.
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 7 (54:16):
Good morning, and thank you philipp A.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
You're from Auckland and you're a lawyer.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Just the Lord doesn't take a holiday, does it, Philip It?

Speaker 7 (54:23):
No, no, it makes it even busier.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Why do you need to hit away on a wellness retreat?
Why do you need wellness?

Speaker 7 (54:31):
Well? I need to serve the community, that's right.

Speaker 15 (54:34):
You like that?

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (54:35):
I do like that. You do need to serve the community.
I heard that around the Christmas break is quite busy
for lawyers, is that right?

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (54:42):
Definitely we need to tie up loosing.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
It's always the lutenings, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
And everyone wants it done before Christmas. When's Philipps holiday?

Speaker 3 (54:51):
You know exactly.

Speaker 7 (54:52):
No, I would love to come with you and I'll
have a bit of fun partying.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
The only thing I'm going to need from you, Philip,
or if you do win this, I'm going to need
need you to turn a blind eye to a few
things while we're there.

Speaker 7 (55:04):
Can I do the blinding eyeing too?

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Absolutely? Yes, there's going to be quite a few blind eyes.
All right, fellos a great work. We'll chuck you in
the drawer. There's a from christ Church Morning Ape. Welcome
to the show.

Speaker 7 (55:19):
Good morning guys.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
You're a christ Church bike mechanic. Why do you need
some wellness?

Speaker 15 (55:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (55:25):
Well I've just started my own business. I can't really
afford to take a holiday right now.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
That's a great point. Yeah, we didn't think about the
small to medium enterprise owner then.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
A smear owner.

Speaker 8 (55:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
I imagine there'd be a lot of SME owners out
there who need a bit of wellness, need a bit
of a retreat. Absolutely, okay. What do you like at
turning a blind eye?

Speaker 15 (55:47):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (55:47):
Pretty good? Pretty good?

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Okay? And just a question, obviously you're probably quite good
at detoxing, but what do you like at retoxing?

Speaker 8 (55:55):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (55:55):
Mate, I'm right up there with the best of them.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Yeah, it sounds abe. You sound like a man of balance.
You sound like the man that we need. We're going
to check in the drawback.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Congratulations, wat kid, guys, good on you. Now you may
have heard the gong just go off here and gong
could be going off any time today. When the gong
does go off, Oh eight hundred hardeche I eight hundred
four to eight seven five? If you want to go
on the drawer, shoul we check one more? And then
why not? Moss, good morning, welcome to the show. You're

(56:26):
in construction. Oh you must you absolutely need a holiday.

Speaker 11 (56:30):
I do, mate, I need a holiday.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
We've just come off fun but snother Yeah, that's exactly it. Man.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
Well, this is the thing you get.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
You get about a week off over Christmas. I mean,
if you're in ready, about a month, if you're a teacher,
six weeks. But you spend that whole time running around
catching up with people. There's the whole stress of Christmas.
By the time you get back, you're like, jeez, I
need a holiday from my holiday?

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Was that your experience? Must do you have to work
all the way through?

Speaker 8 (56:52):
Ah?

Speaker 9 (56:53):
Well, hey, like I've been back to work on the first,
which was a bit punishing.

Speaker 12 (56:57):
But when you've got young kids as well, it's never
much of a holiday, is it.

Speaker 13 (57:00):
No.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
And this is the thing. There's going to be no
kids on this wellness train. It is absolutely kid free.
There's not a kid to be there's not a kid
going to be anywhere in sight. And there's going to
be no calling your kids either during that four days.
Just so you know, more social media blackout as well.
All right mate, we're going to check you in the drawer. Congratulations,
time out, Thank you good.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
All right, Well, make sure that you keep an eye
on or an ear rather on Radio Hadaky for the
rest of the day. If you hear that going again,
give us a call eight hundred Haidaki and we'll chuck
you in the drawer for the Jeremy Wellness Retreat.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Imagine I can see us now and I are doing
some breath workshops, some chakra alignment, yeah, some laugh therapy,
some yoga, heaps of drinking.

Speaker 13 (57:44):
Jerry and Midnight, The Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Jerry and Mania catch the radio show from six to
ten weekdays. The Hadarky Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
You Did ar Lives a game where we named five
people and you just have to tell us whether they
are did or alive. You can play along in the
car or at home, and we've got one hundred dollars
up for grabs. Two callers. Willy from Auckland is our
first contestant. Morning Willy, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
Morning Willy. Quick warm up?

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Question mate Chester Bennington. Ah, that's right, that's right. Well
he is warmed up. He is ready to go.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Welly, are you calling from the moon at the moment?

Speaker 1 (58:29):
A calling from mar call heavy machinery, heavy machinery. Yeah, right,
you're going to be tough to hear, Willie. That could
count against you.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Yeah, you're gonna have to really yell your name. Welly,
your name is your buzzer. Can you test it out
for us? Why? Okay?

Speaker 4 (58:47):
Alright, unless you're up against Billy.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
No, he's not up against Billy. He's up against Sam,
who's a carpenter from Auckland. Morning Sam, good morning, a
carpenter from Auckland.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
Yes, correct, wood Butcher.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Yeah, either words. What are you working on at the moment?

Speaker 9 (59:05):
We're currently doing some ripping down a brick wall.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
But I met you in traffic.

Speaker 9 (59:10):
I'm not quite there yet.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
On the sound like a carbiner. Sounds more like a bricklayer,
the opposite of a bricklayer. All right, Sam, quick warm
up question for you. Jeremy Wells alive?

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Really?

Speaker 3 (59:25):
But yes he is. Your buzzer is going to be
your name?

Speaker 11 (59:28):
Do you want to test it out?

Speaker 1 (59:30):
That's good, You're just gonna have the hope a truck
doesn't drive past you when you're yelling your name out.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Okay, should we just test it? Willie's there? Will are
you there?

Speaker 7 (59:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Still sounds like he's actually well speak Okay, let's get
into it. First person. She inspired a Weezer lyric, but
was best known for having her own TV show, Mary
Tyler Moore Willy Willie Mary Tyler Moore is Yeah, she's

(01:00:00):
She died in twenty seventeen, aged eighty real breath of
fresh air. Not so much when she was eighty, but
when she was younger. It's one nil to Willie Good
counting the night. Impressive person number two, one of the Beg's.
I'm for his highly distinct a motive tenor voice. Robin
gipp diad her alive, dam welly you got on their

(01:00:21):
first Robin Gibbers.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Dead two Geez Sam you're going to need to give
this next one until it's sudden death for you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
By the way, these two fellas, it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Sounds like Willy Sam's driving and Willy sitting in.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
The back seat and they've called in on the same phone.
Got one somehow, You need this one to hear, Sam,
You're gonna get in there. Actor known as Charchy from
Happy Days and the title role in Charles in Charge.
Scott Bao did her alive? Will dam Wellie Scott Bao
as Hello, Yeah, Geez, you're good Willie four old Sam. Yeah,

(01:00:59):
it's just too far what you're saying. Yeah, too quick,
way too Yeah, Okay, bad luck Sam. Congratulations. Well are
you've taken out that one hundred dollars voucher?

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
All right, we'll let you get back inside Ukraine. There, congratulations,
another successful route, geez in a clean sweep as well.

Speaker 13 (01:01:18):
There for Willie Jerry Mann the Hodiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
I'm in that age, fellas where it's starting to leave me,
you know, are you well? I used to know what
was cooled. I used to know I used to know
who was famous. I used to know what that famous for.
Now I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
W Like, Look, here's this person and they're real famous
and I don't even know what it's for and they'll
be like a streamer or something.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Yeah, it's on TikTok men.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Yeah, well that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
And that's another part of it is I TikTok's the
first one of the social medias that's popped up that
I was just like, nah, I'm set, Instagram will do me.
I don't even have Snapchat and like that, I'm done, okay,
never getting on Twitter.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
And funny because you were an early adapter of social
media when you when you're on Bibo, was on Bibo,
when you're on the MySpace H No, I wasn't on MySpace, Bibo, Facebook,
tech Talk anyway, all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Yesterday I had to I lean on Zoe out and
Studio be quite heavily to try and keep me.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Some semblance of of relevant.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
You know, don't we all?

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Yeah, And yesterday I had a poignant question for her.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
I turned my hat.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Backwards and said my backwards heack. Guy, I'm pretty sure
I'm not a backwardstack guy. She said, you didn't mind
the backwards hat. It wasn't as bad as I thought
it was.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
Well, when you say she didn't mind. She sort of
did that thing where her head went from side to side.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
It was like, yeah, I know, but I was expecting it. No,
you're definitely not a backwards haack guy. I have my
head on backwards right now. Yeah, your thoughts place to me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
I don't know what. So why do you think you're
not a backwards tach guy? What makes you think you're not?

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
There's a couple of issues that I run into. I
think it's about the shape of my head with my
hat backwards flattens my head down on my head, makes
my head look like a pin head p head.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
No, you've got a decent sized hit. You don't think
I got hit?

Speaker 15 (01:03:01):
Do you?

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Reckon? You've got your hits too small for your body
a little bit?

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Really, bodies certainly do beg with the head. And no,
definitely don't look like you. I mean you're operating a
large beard. That'll that'll probably the head that's throwing it out.
That's what I'm trying to flish my hit it. But yeah,
some people have backwards hat guys that some people just
aren't you know what I mean? Like, for example, you're
a backwards hack.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
Can you throw me your hat because I mean, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
I don't three cups of water between us, and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
I don't often wear a hat backwards? Can I just
say that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
I've never seen it, I've never seen you, but and so.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
I feel like I can sort of wear hat backwards
if I need to. Yeah, yeah, what are you laughing at?

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
You kind of look like that, you know that Steve
bushmi meme?

Speaker 11 (01:03:48):
Were you?

Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
Greetings?

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Fellow kids. You've got a little bit of that vibe
just so by your reaction, Ruder, Zoe my back can
I oh my god, the.

Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
Way that you had the backwards head on and your
glasses makes you look a little bit like an identicate picture.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Yeah, your barts im sitting a little bit with the
head on. So he's and tears laughing with your head and.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
The head I'm not am I What about what about
forwards though?

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Yeah, you're a forwards hat. It's much better because.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Rud of what can you put? Can you put a
head on? Road on? Well?

Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
First of all, even forwards, I look like an absolute
more on.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
With the head on.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
So okay, first thing the first thing to do.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
First thing to do, ladies and gentlemen, when you're taking
a putting a head on the radio, take your headphones off.
Here we go, okay, and you're honest appraisal gentlemen roast me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
I don't mind it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
Oh stop it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
I don't want the backwards head on ruder off on that.
That's an improvement. But the only issue that you've got
is that your your ears are yodaing. You've pulled the
hat down too far, and so you've got.

Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
To So what have I got to do? I got
to get my.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
Guy on the hat.

Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
You've gone from odoring to fred Dursting. So I don't know,
because is it?

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Is it a large hitter? Am I imagining it?

Speaker 8 (01:05:08):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
I've got a really large hit and quite a widow speak.
So because you can see this, is that? What the
gap where you can adjust? Help fat your hitters?

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
And on the hat?

Speaker 5 (01:05:19):
Have I got any heirline poking through?

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
Coming through?

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
Okay? It makes me feel hot?

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
What about what about forwards?

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Tick three on three four three? Is it okay to
rock a backwards hat purely for here management?

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Yeah? I think so? So how bad is it? How bad?
Do I like? You look better with a hat? You
need to wear a hat more often bit of backwards
than forwards? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
I think so but anyway, that's how I know when
I need a haircutters, when I find myself reaching for
the hat every morning.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
So, yeah, are you I'm I'm not a beanie guy. No,
I'm definitely not a beanie guy. I'm not a bit
having a major problem with the beanie. Okay, So what's
like a penis? So what have we learn there? Me?
Forward's hat?

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
Yes, backwards hat, You're fine with the bat.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
You look good with the back absolute disaster, both fords
and backwards.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
Ruder's going to touch the Yoda or a touch of.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
The fred Durst.

Speaker 5 (01:06:12):
In the early two thousands, it used to rock a
great bandanna.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
I think I've still got it? Are you a bandanna guy?
Now it's a whole other thing.

Speaker 6 (01:06:22):
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Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
I bought a pair of knicks into the studio used today.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
Yes, he did a pair of women's necks, size small.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
That small? Were they debatable? Because in the back of
the day people used to send your sorts of weird stuff.
Certainly a lot of letters. Facts is this is on
the TV and the nineties.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Late nineties, we actually just read out a letter the
other day, and earlier on in the show, Patrick who
wrote that letter, called in today you did.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
Yeah, and he didn't see many knickers, No, he didn't. Wow,
you wouldn't want Patrick's. But I reckon in that that
I found at my parents' place, wh was cleaning up
and moving their house, that they've found about four pierce
of necks. Yeah, some of them were part of a
three pack from Rendells three for ten.

Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
And that just shows the cost of living crisis, doesn't
it doesn't It disgusting.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
Quality quality neckers. Although the elastic had gone on them,
they'd been worn at some stitches. Anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
It's also strange because our brand knew they still had
the tag on them, and get the elastic was starting
to go, which makes me wonder what you were using
them for.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Yeah, but after talking about them, Kate from the office
had a really really good idea. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Well, she was worried that the art of sending and
next had been lost, as I think we all are.
I think it's something that's fallen by the way side,
and you know, it's a remnant from when we used
to be a proper country.

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
Kate had a great idea Knicks for texts.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
So you see in texts like that you get on dogs, yeah,
cattle and things.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
No, So the idea is you send We revived the
lost art of sending neckers into radio shows. You send
your necks into us, and then in we send you
out tickets. This is where the text parts comes in, right,
bring back postal entry for a new competition. You send
us next panties, hondies and in brackets she's written clean.
But look, we're not going to check them. So do

(01:08:11):
whatever you want. Write all your contact details on the
nackers and you'll be putting in the drawer for the tickets.
And I'm gonna be honest, it's so hard to ender
you're probably gonna win them straight off the rip. We've
got posh post tickets for the upcoming gig. So yeah,
let's start there. If you if you want to send
your necks, send them to Radio Hidarky Private bag nine

(01:08:32):
two one, nine eight. We'll put this up on socials
nine to one, nine to eight Victoria Street, West Auckland,
or you can career a hand deliver them to reception
Radio Hidarchy, four Graham Street, Auckland, ten ten.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
This is not just some kind of sackway to collect nackers,
isn't well.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
The swim pains to point out that it's kpe from
out the offices come up with this idea.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
I see how you did that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
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Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Other day on Today, Tomorrow, Yesterday, Wednesday, Thursday, the timorrow
of the Februar and history, we talked about Groundhog Day.
Remember that that's that's the day where they pull that
groundhog out the the ground.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Punk's tawny film film in Pennsylvania.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
Yeah, and actually that night coincidence probably rather than simulation theory.
I went home and one of the TV stations was
playing that movie three times, back to back to back,
really yeah. And I happened to turn it on just
as it was on, and I was like, I'll watch this.
I'm gonna be honest. Movies from the nineties, my attention
SPAN's been so fried. I can't watch them. I had

(01:09:36):
to check my phone again. The movie started at seven
thirty seven thirty nine. The credits had just stopped rolling
for the start of the movie. The movie, the opening
scene is ten minutes long and it's just Bill Murray
and the woman that he's working with driving somewhere in
event nine consecutive minutes, and the whole time they're just
like gas bagging, and then an actor's name will show

(01:09:58):
up on the screen and then go away, and you know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
It's getting but you're what you're describing. There is something
that's a problem across most people now that most people
can't My cats can't watch a film anymore. It's the tiktokification.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
It is terrible discussing away punks is twenty four. I
actually fished them up out of the hole on yeah,
February the second. The idea there is he's going to
decide whether this six more weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
Of winter or not. He's a long range forecaster. That's
that's right, and this is this is what he had
to say.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
We look to the future and not just the past.

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
So I suppose this party could use a forecast. It
is my job this.

Speaker 7 (01:10:37):
February too to look to the skies and report back
to you that there is a shadow.

Speaker 11 (01:10:44):
Here on my ground. Six more weeks of winter abound.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
Wow, there it is. It is exciting love that the
Americans come up with a weird tradition that's a weird one.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
But what I want to know is, so that's more
weeks of winter over there in America, which is last
time I looked at a map of this flat earth
in the northern heillsphere we're in the southern Does that
mean six more weeks of summer for us?

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
It does? But just post only fell does he predicted
our summer? And I wonder there's normally Dan Corbett that
does that, doesn't it?

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
Okay, Well, let's let's fish punks a Toorney Dan up
out or whatever hole he lives, and see if we
get another six weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
Well see if Dan actually casts a shadow at all.
I'm not sure he does. I think some just goes
straight through them.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Kerran and I are joined their complayt the hod Act
Breakfast discussion group on Facebook.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Marrym And I know you got engaged like years ago, bro,
laughing around, what's your problem?

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
I don't really want to hear that from you. Jes
twenty three four. Actually talking to tell you the other day,
She's like, it's the one.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
Well, this is the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Is I For the longest time, I've always thought it's
just I've never been in a financial position to be
able to have a wedding. You know, back in the
day your grandparents are coming up, they only one of
them would work the other one and then that's enough
to have them winning two cars, house land, all that
kind of stuff. And nowadays it's like, you look at
the cost of anything, it's ridiculous. And so we've been

(01:12:10):
trying to do it on the cheap, and we're thinking, look,
we're from, you know, a remote part of the country. Sure,
and beautiful scenery all around there. Surely you could just
get some farm at a moe paddock for us and
put a tpe up on that and then do that
the whole thing, a couple of hay bales, you know. Yeah,
you're still looking at like fourteen grand for that kind

(01:12:31):
of stuff. Yeah, and that's before you get in the catering.
Someone the bloody chuck a hole on a spit for you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
So is that marquee costs is the higherage of the farm? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
And there's something about like so you look into all
of these things. Honestly, I thought I've bought the ring.
It's all off my plate.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
Now I don't have to do it. I've done my part.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
Stop wounding me about this whole thing, you know what
I mean. No, this is when it starts. And then
so if you go, oh, yeah, this is what we're
thinking of doing. As soon as someone here's word wedding
or marriage, it's like, oh, my price just quadrupled, Whereas
if I had told that same person, can I rent
a paddock off you?

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
We're just going to play cricket.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
I've just got man like twelve of my mates are
gonna play six a side cricket though, But yeah, sweet box.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Of beer, be fine.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
But if you go, can you make that paddic for me?
I'm thinking of having a wedding.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
They're but wedding, You're right. I smell, I smell, I
smell money, and I smell income.

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
Yeah, one hundred percent.

Speaker 11 (01:13:29):
And I think one of the.

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
One of the issues is that the wedding industry is
the only industry.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
That they don't need repeat custom like all going, well,
you will never use their services again, so they can
rob you blind, they can guide gouge your eyes out
for it, and they don't. It doesn't matter because you're
never coming back anyway. So yeah, I don't know anyone
give any hacks three four three. It gives a call
one hundred.

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