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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hierarchy Breakfast. Get Set for Winter with Bunnings Trade.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Jeremy Wells and the Nia Stuart The Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Welcome along to the Hurdarchy Breakfast. It's the twentieth of
May six It's a Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Mona's Jeremy Wells has a nice steer.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Happy Hunt days to all who celebrate. We just finished
recording the podcast. We're doing it before the show these days.
Real privilege, fellas to just sit there and talk x's
and o's with you. We were running through a couple
of defensive schemes for Ruters nine year old son's team.
I've got a couple of real, real strong options, but
apparently the zone defense has been banned in that.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Little out that Yeah, this is the Riverhead Raptors under nines.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Do they go, ah, go raptors. I think it is
more let's go raptors.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Let's go right, let's go raptors. Let's go Ruders. Assistant coach.
So far he's done nothing. Does organize a Sunday after
no training.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
I didn't do that. Just go along and make sure
that everyone's got water.

Speaker 6 (01:03):
What you should do.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
What you should do is book the gym out at
the same time, so that you guys can't practice on
it on a weekend. Because that's the whole point of basketball,
because is that you don't have to you know what,
for your birthday or I might book that bitch out.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
So that you don't have to go, right, we like
the midday practices on a Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
She was good.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
What point of basketball is that you don't have to
give up your weekend?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I know Sunday, I mean Sunday midday.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
That's a family law that's the law's day where it's
to sit down with a family lunch. Kind of a
yeah situation. Surely that's nearly as bad as water polo,
which I had to ban my children from playing because
it was five point thirty on a Sunday night.

Speaker 6 (01:44):
No no, and you're sitting in a pool. You know,
it's just no echo. We loud hangover.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Thank you how much you love it? Get your own
way out of Constellation drive Good luck? I had buses
on a Sunday night.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
It's anyway. Welcome on to the.

Speaker 7 (02:02):
Show, Jerry and Min the hod Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
What is going on? Team?

Speaker 4 (02:10):
See Nicola willis public service cuts to be to save
two point four Billy eighty seven hundred jobs to go.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
In Welly's going to save ten billy.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
In Willy, ten billy two point four belly two point
four eighty seven hundred jobs to get cut. That's the
A goal, So they're not just going to cut them.
And they actually don't know who those jobs are going
to be yet.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
That was a right I reckon AI. There's going to
be a bit more efficiency coming on. The government's got
to get it, get with the program, get with the AI. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
I kind of feel like, look, either either I underestimate
where AI is at, or I feel like boomers are
really overestimating where it's at. I think they think the
aliens are here, and I think like they can make
cool pictures. I don't know that we're replacing eight I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
Are we at eighty seven hundred jobs replaced by AI
right now? Maybe maybe we are.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I tell you who's not happy about that. That'll be
Wellingtonians because a lot of those jobs or all of
them being Wellington. Yeah, well that's a lot of jobs.
Because it was one point two percent of the workforce
were public service jobs, right it was one percent. Then
under labor it got to one point two, which is
quite like now it needs to come back to one

(03:22):
according to okay, so they need to shared point two
percent of the workforce.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
The it's quite a lot of people, eighty seven hundred families.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Well, the question is where do those jobs come from?
Once once you've once you've got rid of those jobs,
where do people go, Well, there's a job. I'm glad
you asked that, because I've got the solution for you.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Oh good, seven hundred people cast out of the workforce
and one fell swoop. What are some of the problems
that are facing a country at the moment? You would
have to say, roading potholes the other thing I think
that we're all frustrated with, particularly if you live in
the super city. There's not a rail network. There's not
like an underground like a chub. You can't get around
the city. Public transport sucks. And so my idea is

(04:06):
chain gangs.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
Take all eighty seven hundred of those people, put the
back on the roads, fill all the potholes, get the
rail network going. How if we need to let some
of the prisons out to help them out as well,
let's do it. When do we lose the art of
the chain gang.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Okay, well I'll see your chain gang and I'll raise
you rickshaws. So is it time to get more rickshaws
around the place? I mean, certainly a lot cheaper. You
don't need the infrastructure, yes, so just people wielding them.
Some people might not know what a rickshaw is, but
it's wielding a cart behind a human horse and.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Cart basically a human who have lost that.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, you see them in Hong Kong, yep, I guess
the different A photo taging about them if you want to.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
The difference in So, in Hong Kong, you're only ever
going a couple of hundred meters through congested streets. I
don't know how they're going to go on State Highway
One between Ashburton and tomook it on a rickshaw.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
A little bit problematica around Wellington as well.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Quite helly, quite helly. But I reckon the rickshaws. I'll
tell you eight tho seven hundred people and we just
shut the roads down for a long weekend just about
get the whole thing stasouldn't.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
They certainly was singing it'd be good, wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
It if the people rickshaws? A great idea though, because
It also deals with the obcit and diabetes problem in
New Zealand. Yeah, if people were dragging around rickshaws all day.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
Well only for those eight thousand, seven hundred.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Service get worse, but get rid of limes. I mean, well,
that not helping anyone, are they?

Speaker 6 (05:26):
No?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
I reckon, I reckon in one fell set. We could
find these people jobs, we could fix the roads. And
that's why I'm asking for your vote at the upcoming
twenty twent selection.

Speaker 6 (05:36):
Chain gangs.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Now we are we chaining these people together?

Speaker 6 (05:39):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Are we drissing them up?

Speaker 6 (05:41):
Oh yeah? And then we're riding up and down with
shotguns over our shoulder on horses.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
I can see in Willie losing to Billy quite quickly.

Speaker 7 (05:51):
There, Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
After the radio show. Here we go across the road.
Now is we've got a new initiative here on the
herdeckey breakfast. As a team, we walk across the road.
We go to the cafe, have a coffee. Yeah, get
out of the office, get out of the grind, Try
and clear the air, clear the.

Speaker 6 (06:10):
Heads out of the factory. Man, get out of the noise.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Have you noticed every now and then we'll come across
rival breakfast radio gangs over there. Absolutely, Leitchwarne and Haley
will be over there doing the same thing.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
And it's like West West Side. Sorry, ended up doing
a dance off. Yep, Yeah, we did the Jets versus
the I can't remember what the other were called, Aman Sharks,
the Sharks, something like that. So do a little bit
of a radio off. Yeah, one of us will backing
out the song and the other one will backing out a.

Speaker 6 (06:37):
Song or shere a witty anecdote, ye man Vaughn went head.
We really locked horns yesterday, in fact, for fact, for
about fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Now.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
It's pretty impressive.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
If only the listeners could see that. Another thing that
happened yesterday which was interesting was there's a herb garden
that the cafe across the road is growing.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yeah, and is there because we sat next to it,
and it certainly looks like a herb garden, although they
weren't that fragrant the herbs, I gotta be honest. And
you started picking stuff out and sprinkling, sprinkling it over
people's breakfasts.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
Parsley, Well, I don't know if it was I just wonder.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
I think what you sprinkled out was pars of you.
But the one that I went to later on that
you see, I think that's an Italian parsley. I don't
think it was weed. Yeah, I just ate some weed.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
No, that was Italian parsy.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
No I taste it didn't taste that parsley.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
Did you pull the old Italian parsley trig on them?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
It may have gone to seed, but I have grown
a bit of Italian parsley in my time as an
Italian parsley specialist.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
Well have you or did your thing just go to seed?
And that was actually all just weeds as well, because
you get a problem with the mint. Basically, mint is
a weed. Once mint gets itself established in your herb garden,
it puts down roots and that things that things sprout
and mint, which you think this is going to be great,
but then it overwhelms everything else. I don't love the man.
I'm gonna be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
It's weed. Yeah, then you've got your Italian parsley. Then
now you're coriander, which is the one that you want
always goes to seed.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Unless you've got the coriander jene that makes it taste
like soap to some people. Corianda taste like soap, is it?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (08:13):
And they can't just can't do it.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
I don't have it, Okay. In this particular herb garden,
you had your parsley, your standard parsley, which we all
had a little bit of, which is delicious, nice. It
was the Italian parsley, which REDI thinks was a weed.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
It didn't taste great.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
There was I think spring onion, chives or chivees.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
You seem to think it was chibes, right. I think
I was thinking lemon grass. But that might have been
a bit exotic. Yeah, probably too exotic.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
For Central Auckland cafe.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
And there was no coriander. There was no rosemary.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
But a question that I have for everybody is when
are you allowed to steal? Like we will ate that
those herbs communal herbs, Like does anyone buy herbs or
is it everyone just stealing them from other people's guard
Because I'll steal rosemary from someone's garden. Yeah rosemary, Yeah, rosemary,
But you would have to.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Go right into their garden to steal that. Well, you
can lean over the fence pick a bit of rosemary.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Sometimes you get a rosemary bush.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
That's great. I mean there's a house down the road
from us that grows rosemary.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
I steal that.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I steal the lemons as well, lemons of Kosha. They
don't seem to want to ever eat their lemons. What well.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
The annoying thing is that lemons sort of pop up
in winter and they are very summary fruit, really, aren't they?

Speaker 3 (09:27):
This is the time for lemons right now? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:29):
I guess the I guess it's whether you've trespassed or
not for me, you know what I mean? Like, if
my rosemary boush was over the over the fence onto
the boom, feel free to grab a sprug on your
way past. But as it stands, my yard is fenced off.
You would have to come into the into the almost
into my lounge. And at that point I've got an issue.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
You've got to beware of the dogs stick her.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
And the dog is me beware of the big dog.
Haven't yet?

Speaker 3 (10:00):
But are you running a rosemary bush a.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
Couple of spruits? Mate? Don't worry about it. Hung one
of those palette garden things on the fence.

Speaker 7 (10:10):
Jerry in the night, they breakfast.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Latest sport headlines thanks to expot Ultra to beer for here.
Warrior's coach Andrew Webster has kept his word and naming
halfback Tanner Boyd's replacement for Saturday's NRL trip to play
the Dragons.

Speaker 6 (10:23):
What was his word? I'm going to pick another player
in the half back jersey.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
His word was Tomato Martin will take the seven jersey.
Following confirmation of Boyd's season ending a knee injury. That
follows Webster saying Loop Metcalf needed a week's further training
before being available.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Was that his.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Word was the bird?

Speaker 6 (10:43):
Was the word?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Jackson four being promoted off the bench to cover origin
bound New South Wales prop Mitch Barnett, while Maroon's background
Kirk kate Well has been replaced in the run and
Run on side by Jacob Laban rock O Beer. This
is not a news headline. This is like a novella.
Rocco Berry should be available next week after pre season

(11:05):
shoulder surgery, while fallback charms Nicole clock can. Is there
any player that.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
We didn't talk about?

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Roger to the extended bench?

Speaker 6 (11:13):
Oh is yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:14):
Number list at number twenty three.

Speaker 6 (11:16):
That's good. This is all good.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
So what's James Fasher Harris up to in his personal life.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
He's feeling good. He's feeling good.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
I don't think his I think he lost his NBA
Fantasy League unfortunately, so he's a little bit.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
Disappointed by that, but he should be able to overcome that.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
Before this weekend, also heard he was taking a fresh
pie around Tanner Boyd, which was kind of being nice
but kind of a joke because.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Right apparently Wade Higgins recovered well after his latest tattoo.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
Is he he's been on the panther.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Zoe Hobbes, Thank goodness. Some other types of news going.
Zoe Hobbes has won the one hundred meters at the
Oceany Athletics Champs in Darwin. She clocked a name a
time of eleven seconds lap pretty quick.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Either there's yeah, I reckon I could do twelve.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
Oh my god, Well hang on, you can't because we've
seen you run a hand.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
See, you don't even know which arm goes with which league.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
You just worry about which arm goes with which league,
and then.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
You just worry about not trapping over your size fourteens mate.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Because you know what Zoe's not thinking about when she's running,
as which arm goes with which league, and I mean
Zoe Bush out in the studio.

Speaker 6 (12:21):
Bear, she's not thinking about that.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
No, And Carlos Alcarez will miss Wimbledon as he continues
recovering from the wrist problem, which also forced him to
withdraw from the French.

Speaker 6 (12:32):
Open Wednesday injury eight.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Wrist problem's not going for a tennis play. The twenty
three year old Spaniard sustained the injury in the first
round of the Barcelona Open last month and hasn't played since.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
A right neglie wrist injury depends not rist.

Speaker 6 (12:48):
I suppose you know, if it's on your off hand,
you'll be right probably, which I guess means you'd have
to assume it's on his dominant hand when you up.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Next, we've got an update from my favorite reality TV series,
at Home with the Furies.

Speaker 7 (13:04):
Jerry and Mian Night The Hotarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
So my favorite reality TV series at the moment, at
Home with the Furies.

Speaker 6 (13:12):
Yeah, how far through?

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Are I am?

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Two seasons down?

Speaker 6 (13:15):
A you finished both of them? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Fish, both of them?

Speaker 6 (13:18):
Geez.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
It's an interesting family. So obviously it's Tyson Fury, the
former heavyweight boxing champion, and the trials and tribulations of
him at home with his seven Yeah, seven was six
at the beginning of the series. Seven children.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
Yeah, spoilers.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, they and his wife Paris, and their oldest daughter, Venezuela. Yes,
because they're all named like Venezuela. There's Athena Niche, there's Veneche, Valencia, Valencia.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
They're all named after cities.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
And then all the boys are called prince yep, because
she named the first one prince and then felt guilty
about it for the second one. Is the rest of
them are aal princes.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, that they their real name is prince. And then
there's a white one called Tutty, and there's one called
My favorite one is adonas.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Adonis and he's good looking to you have to be yeah,
I mean the pressure on him to stay jacked.

Speaker 6 (14:10):
Year round is going to be immense as a man.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
He's the boxer. He's going to be the boxer.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
Adonna's well, he's not going to be the brain surgeon.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
No, he's not.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
Hopefully, he's going to.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Be the boxer. It's an interesting setup. The Fury household.
Tyson Fury with bipolar, very difficult man to live with. Ye,
he changes his mind very quickly on a whim.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yep, But I think you need that to become you know,
whenever you learn more about people that get into combat sport,
you're like, oh, geez, they're a bit strange. Like, oh,
the guy who fights in his undies in front of
thousands of people, Yeah, is a bit different to you, and.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
I, boy, is he different.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
But Paris, his wife has the patience of a saint,
because not only is she bringing up really those seven
kids by herself, well a bit of help from her
parents and stuff.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
And the billions of dollars.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah, there's a lot.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Of money, but they reasonable for how rich they like
hundreds of millions.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
They live very modestly.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
He drives a He also has a Lamborghini.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
He also has a Lamborghini. They also bug her off
to grease every other weekend. But the house itself is
just like a big house. It's not, like I mentioned,
it's not their flash. And he's still in not even
his hometown.

Speaker 6 (15:17):
Just that morkham Meer.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Why is the title is out?

Speaker 6 (15:21):
Permanent? Low Tide?

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Really really weird that anyway.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
His oldest daughter of Venezuela great news this week, Yes, Venezuela.
Finally I thought she was going to be left on
the shelf, weathering on the viney, wasn't she? Finally she
is purched and married. Yes, sixteen years old.

Speaker 6 (15:37):
A little late for a traveling gray late.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Yeah, she was actually bringing great disgress to her family
by waiting that long.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
She married a nineteen year old amateur boxer, Noah Price.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Yeah, the balls on that dude to go and ask
the Gypsy king for his daughter's hand in marriage. I
mean that is ballsy and I think Tyson loved that well.
And so over the weekend they had the ceremony, the wedding. Now,
as someone who's been engaged for a million years, Jared,
did you pick up any tips and tricks from that wedding?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah? I did. I liked Venezuela's wedding dress. It had
a fifty foot train. Now, if you don't understand feet,
that's eight point three fathoms.

Speaker 6 (16:16):
Oh okay, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
That's a lot.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Well, if you won the Melbourne Cup by that, you'd
be pretty How many furlongs are we talking there?

Speaker 1 (16:22):
I'm not sure pheurlongs, but I can tell you it's
fifteen meters Okay, So it's quite a long, quite a
long train.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
She was also wearing a pair of Gucci sunglasses.

Speaker 6 (16:31):
On the outside the church.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yes, down the island. I'm not sure. I mean I
I've seen bridal parties, groomsmen, bridesmaids wearing sunglasses before and
outdoor weddings.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Well, and so you know you don't know that. Say,
for example, like if you've ever seen the best man
at an outdoor wedding wearing comically large glasses, he may
have a black eye and they and the groom has
got the bride's gone cover that black oil you put
these on. If you've ever seen a DJ inside at
a wedding reception and he's got glasses on, he might
be paning his head off. So how do you know

(17:05):
that Venezuela wasn't paying her head off when she.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Was walking This sounds like something that you've had first
hand experience of in way.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Mate buying it.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
But yeah, okay, gotcha. Yeah, so she's walking down, she's
got the sunglasses on. Tyson's got the sunglasses on as
well when he's walking her down the aisle. That's an
interesting sort of a technique. Apparently the police were called
at one stage.

Speaker 6 (17:25):
Not a wedding if there's none an arrest. And I've
always said.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
That someone got arrested.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Have you been at a wedding and scene and arrest No,
I haven't. I have a brother of the bride. Brother
of the bride get arrested a wedding I was at.
Just really, that's how you know the party's really started.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
She was wearing white crocs, so it was at the
Isle of Man. I'm just having to look at some
of the details here. Police confirmed a man was arrested
and put in the back of a police vehicle just
a few hours after their married. Local media reported that
the wedding had eighteen bridesmaids.

Speaker 6 (17:59):
Damn, well, I would have been her whole class, wouldn't it?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
A four meter wedding cake? Damn?

Speaker 6 (18:05):
How many pearlongs? That's three phurlongs of cake.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
That's yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
One point is at one point.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Was about forty three bushels twenty thousand flowers.

Speaker 6 (18:14):
Mania arguably nineteen thousand too many.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
And they were on thrones. So the bridal party were
sitting on thrones.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
They're really leaning into the whole nickname thing. He's the
gypsy king, so then she's the princess. They're gonna sit
on thrones.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
And then go she shaved and then Tyson and Venezuela
has sixteen year old bride daughter not as actually.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
Bride married his own daughter.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
They then their first dance. What was the song My
Girl by the Temptations, beautiful song, powerful Girl, and there
it is. That's what This's the wedding of the century
right there. Didn't get an invite though.

Speaker 7 (18:53):
Jerry and Mania the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Jerry and Mania joined the complays can you break this
discussion group on Facebook for more so.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Executive produce A. Ruder was saying this morning that his
kids nine year old basketball team practices on a Sunday
at twelve thirty. Twelve thirty on a Sunday, So what
day do they play? Ruder for father Day?

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Okay, they generally play on a Monday. They also have
a practice prior to school on a Friday morning. But yeah,
the big practice, guy is the big practice twelve thirty
Sunday afternoon for forty five to sixty minutes.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Who decided that? I thought you were the assistant coach.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Well, I am the assistant coach.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
I believe it was the you're the manager.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
You're the assistant to the coach.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Who's the manager.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
So my wife is the manager, our friend Scott is
the coach. I believe ww you decided on the twelve
thirty to one fifteen.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
To strangle him.

Speaker 7 (19:48):
What.

Speaker 6 (19:49):
I don't have kids, but I would have thought and
when I was a kid. The whole function.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Of basketball as a sport is you don't have to
do it on the weekends. Yep, you can do it
inside just of an afternoon, certainly, don't get up early
to go and do it. And that's as the whole
point of basketball is a sport, and why it's growing
so much in schools in New Zealand is because it's
way easier than having to go and stand on the
sidelines and the sideway sideways rain watching your kids suck

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at soccer. You could sit inside watch your kids suck
at basketball.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
It's probably really going to upset you to hear that
the practices are run outside as well.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
What what?

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Because we can play inside at the Y m c
A and messy that's fun to stand But the practices
are outside?

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Why?

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Well?

Speaker 5 (20:35):
Because those are the those up now, those are the
basketball courts that we can get hold of.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
And so if it's windy, just no one scores a point. Yeah,
and if it's rainy, everyone blows their selse.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
I mean, if it's really windy, basketball practice.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Cancel, okay, okay, okay, But.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
On a nice sunny Sunday, we're down at the court
watching watching those kids try their hardest.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yeah, okay, its winter sort of goes. We get closer
and closer into winter, less and less sunny Sunday afternoons.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Yeah, definitely, Well, a windy, colder, rainier. And as a parent, Jerry,
I know that you've instituted a couple of rules around
things that your kids won't be doing.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, water polo, mainly because it's a Friday night. Hear
your options with water polo? Yeah, Friday night. Yeah, Sunday night. Now.
I don't know where you guys sit on a Sunday night,
but I don't want to.

Speaker 6 (21:27):
Be couch mate. That's where I sit on a Sunday night.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
I don't want to be sitting in an indoor pool
with one hundred and forty five percent humidity. Yeah, you
can't hear anything or even hear the people beside you
because there's some weird thing that happens with sound inside and.

Speaker 6 (21:41):
A giant shed with a large pool of water in there. Yeah,
it's just echo as all hell. Yeah, and strangely it
is a nightmare on a hangover a pool. It is
there is nowhere.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
If you had to design the worst place on earth,
fluorescent lights, loud, yelling, sweaty, stuffy splash, you're going to
end up wet somehow.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
Even if you don't get in the poll and you
can't tell which kid's yours, that's the other caps on,
They will look the same. So how do you even
know if your kid is doing well, I don't know,
or has drowned.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
It's too far away in my situation, it's too far
away to drop them off and then go and do
something else. Because that's people will I know what people say.
People will say, well, what about cricket, And yes, cricket
for a lot of people, that can ruin their weekends,
particularly if your kids, you know, get to like a
rep level or something, because that's I mean, it's crazy
how they play on Saturdays and Somedays.

Speaker 6 (22:28):
Yeah, or if you live in a rural part of
the country, because you would have to drive at least
an hour to another town to play their kids, so
you're now an hour away from home. And then spending
your whole day there.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah. So but the thing with that is, I would
say to people whose kids are thinking about playing Creek,
you don't have to watch. You can drop your kid
off and your kid's going to be looked after. It's
a babysitting service the whole day.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, and go and do something else. Yeah, and you
don't have to watch them.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Nowadays parents like to kind of watch, and a lot
of parents things that they're playing.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
But there's no more embarrassing than that.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
So that's a good thing about that rugby football football.
I know he's played on Sundays, Sunday mornings.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
I'm like, well, it's for me.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Saturdays are for sport, okay, ye, Saturdays are for sports,
Sundays for church for God, yeap for family rest, because.

Speaker 6 (23:22):
That is what he did on the seventh day. Give
us text three four eight three gives a.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Call eight hundred. What have you banned your kids from?
Is it water polo? Is it cricket?

Speaker 6 (23:30):
Is it being in Ruder's Sons team? Basketball team Jerry.

Speaker 7 (23:34):
And Midnight, the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
We're talking about things that you've banned your kids from.
That's off the back of Ruda being the assistant coach
and his wife the manager, and them having basketball practices
on Sunday afternoons at twelve thirty options, is it optional?

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Rudder?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Where do you have to go?

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Ah? Look now we feel like we do have to go,
but I mean watching them get out there and have
fun on a Sunday, it actually fails the cap up.
I enjoy watching. I don't know why you guys are
pushing back again.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
For well, what happens if you want to go and
do something on a Sunday then you just say, oh, look,
we've got a birthday pay and will your kid be
selected for the team.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Yeah, well they're not going to make the NBA with
that kind of thing. I just feel like the whole
point of basketball is that.

Speaker 6 (24:16):
You don't have to do it on the weekend.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
And so you've taken a sport where it has all
of these great advantages and gone, you know what, don't
want them, don't want them want I want to also
have to play the game during the week after school,
and I also want to train during the week before school,
and then I also want to train on the weekend.
Let's make this as hard as possible for ourselves.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
And one of the great things about netball is a sport,
and why it's so popular and has such high participation
in New Zealand particularly is because it's played on a
concrete court outdoors, rain, hail or shine, So you always
know and you only need a pair of shoes to play,
and it's now long, and it's now long, and you're done,
and then you're done, and so everybody knows. There's no

(24:59):
are they playing not where are they playing? Where they
It's like played at the same courts, same place. You
turn up there it is bomb play your game, bagger off. Yeah,
one training a week too easy, so at night, but
that's the weekend.

Speaker 6 (25:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
With As for your text calls one, three, four, eighth three,
you can get in touch. What have you banned your
kids from a lot of people banding their kids from
cricket just because of the time investment. But like you say, Jerry,
if you're into cricket like you are, you can stand
out there in the middle of an umpire and it'll
be quite enjoyable.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Yeah, it can be, Actually it can be.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
But I understand that some people that can ruin an
entire weekend, particularly in summer.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
Yeah, I get that.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Yeah, so this text here, I was banned from cricket
as a child, my mum's words. I spent my childhood
watching your uncles and granddad play. I'm not doing that
for another eighteen years.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yeah, those text here are horses. Yeah, too expensive and
let's just move now. Too expensive and honestly scary, terrifying.
Well you need I mean if you're not living rurally,
Yeah you can't, you know when your kids getting involved
in But two expensive. Absolutely, that's a nightmare.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Oh my god, it's so bloody expensive. And some of
the like I know someone whose daughter was a member
of the horse riding community fell off that thing, dislocated
all her ribs off her spine.

Speaker 6 (26:08):
Did you know that could happen? Did you know that
you could do that? Because I didn't.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Well this one here, we live in the Ruben Fringe
as you like to call it. Jerry and my twelve
year old wanted to get into motocross said no, way
too expensive, way too dangerous. Your motocross, Oh that would
be terrific.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
Yeah, motocross basically.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Powerful horses, powerful horses, and you know that if they
get good at it, it gets the better they get,
the more dangerous it Get.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
Can't do a backflip on a horse, Jerry, And you've
always said that, Josh Texter, I'll be sending my future
sons to Dagistan two three years and forget. Someone else
said cricket and rowing rowing is a doozy because of
the five am. Yeah, before school, you got to go
out and get that thing on the water at five am.
That's a doozy.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
They're going to drop your kids. You're definitely and swimming.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah, you got to drop your kids swimming early in
the morning for swimming.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
How about this on from Lamb We eight adults in
the late twenties do a basketball session from nine forty
to twelve on a Sunday morning. Keeps my Saturday's humble. Okay,
well that's I don't mind that. I get that as
a bit of restriction.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
But that's an early morning thing. And then it's days over.
You know, you have things done, but ruders right bang
smack in the middle of it. H JERRYM and I
my daughter did a dance for a year, not I dance,
did dance for it, did one dance for an entire year,
but it completely dominated our lives. Three nights a week
plus most weekends, plus punishing dance mums at competitions. Yeah,

(27:34):
we told her that we couldn't afford to scender.

Speaker 6 (27:35):
Ahad one that's a doozy canoo polo just so boring?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Have it this on.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
Jousting armor is just too expensive. I mean, it's all
the bad parts of horses plus trying to buy joust and.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Sticks horses being so expensive. Apparently, keep your kids on
the straight and arrow when they start to get into
things that they shouldn't because I don't never.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
Have the money.

Speaker 7 (28:05):
Jurry in the night, they breakfast.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Things that you've been been your kids from doing. It's
mainly sport, yeah, sport, and like horses law across.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
By extension jousting. How about this one here, Hey, lad's
try your kids in hockey when they're in secondary school.
They play for school during the week, then their club
team in the weekend and in trainings for both teams,
and it's hockey five to six times a week all
g when they get their driver's license. But until then
it's punishing, especially as they play at various turfs across
the city.

Speaker 6 (28:33):
Up the Wars and Crusaders.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Scott right, Okay, that's interesting, Yeah, the Friday night rugby
things quite interesting because when kids are little, a lot
of clubs they'll do a Friday night thing. So when
when the when the kids are like you know, six, seven,
eight something like that, you midget they play on the
Friday night after school and then you hang around and
you have some drinks in the club.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
But it's actually bloody.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
Gods, that sounds delightful.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
It is good. It's a good way. It's a good
way to do.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
I see myself doing that and then you then you
have on afterwards.

Speaker 6 (29:01):
Yeah you sausage says.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
All the kids are into it, and then the kids
end up hanging out with other kids on a Friday night.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Good times for.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Great socialization and community Jerry, which we're messing in today's
modern society. I got banned from motocross, too expensive and
too many injuries. Last time I ever rode, I fell
off my bike and broke my elbow. Bike was sold
before I got home from hospital.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
This final one here high I've been banned from church.
Messes with your mind and takes their money. Shady scam.

Speaker 7 (29:29):
Jerry and Mini the Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Jerry and Mania the radio show from six till ten
weekdays the Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
We've been working together now Manaia for a year and
a half.

Speaker 6 (29:41):
On this show. I would say even longer than that
in totality.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yes, eight years, probably eight years. I've known him and
Iah four, but I've known them intimately, I would say,
because you get to know someone intimately when you do
a breakfast show with them inside of a glass booth
every day, sound.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
Proof for room every day.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Yeah, I've known you intimately for a year and a half,
and I can tell there's something that's not quite right.
It's got nothing to do with the tin four hat
that you keep putting on this morning. There's something in
your in your face, and and there's a vulnerability in
your eye.

Speaker 6 (30:19):
Well, first of all, yeah, you're right, Jerry, You're right,
and you're always you know, you're often the last person
to realize these things about yourself. And I guess the
first the first sign was the other day. Remember I
went to touch the door of.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
The studio here and I got a static shock offers.
It was so loud, like I think if the lights
were off it would have let the room up.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
It was that it was that loud.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
There are weird things static shocks, aren't they because you
get them and they don't really hurt.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Although that one did hurt. It was it was bloody,
but you heard it, didn't you? Like Jesus, it was loud.
Now have you ever seen anyone get a shock off
that door before?

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Never know?

Speaker 4 (30:54):
And I've been getting belted off everything I've touched lately,
and then this morning, and you know, for the last
sort of week. I think what you're packing up on
is a slight grimacing, a wincing demeanor.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, and a slight sweet on the top of the brow.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
My downstairs is getting crushed by my undergarments at the moment.
And I think I've put two and two together as
to what's happening, because the static I'm getting off the
doors as well, I think I think someone in my household,
and there's heaps of us, has cranked the As you know,

(31:30):
all of my clothes go through the dryer. Yes, if
you can't, if you can't stand up to a brutal
spell in the dryer as a supplicant my downstairs as
a garment, you don't make it into my wardrobe.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
No, that's going to be a problem for woolen and delicates.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Oh, I've destroyed a Merino undergarment recently that's now hers.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
That does not like the dryer.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
No, God, no, someone in my household has cranked the
dryer up to the highest hottest heat. And what that's
doing is twofold one. All of my clothes are so
staticy when they come out of that sucker, getting lit
up everywhere. Going then to my undies are shrunk, and
I am experiencing significant discomfort throughout the week.

Speaker 6 (32:09):
It's been all week now, it's been all week.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
So yeah, thank you for allowing me the space to
be open, honest and vulnerable.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Okay, so what are you going to do about that?
I mean, can you stretch out your undies? Is that possible?
Undy stretcher? I mean, where are they?

Speaker 6 (32:23):
Do you get under?

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Where are they tight?

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Are they typed through the.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
They're tied through the waistband? But then in particular they
are sort of the other what would you call them,
like a box of brief sort of situation. They're riding
up on the sides and it's just really applying a
lot of talk down there.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
And you're getting a lot of purchase.

Speaker 6 (32:40):
I'm gonna it's getting a lot of purchase. I will
say that, So, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
So it's not the it's not your thighs that are
rubbing together that are creating Now it's not through the
undie that's creating the static.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
No, I think it's the I think it's the shirts.
But yes, they're two separate issues, but I think they're
both caused by the same thing, and that's the dryers
up a little bit. So someone just text through maybe
you could do your own washing.

Speaker 7 (33:02):
Well, come on, Jerry and LENI the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
It's time to play. It's academic. We'll ask you five questions.
All you need to do is get three correct to
win a fifty dollars Buddings VI actually give us a call now,
oh eight hundred. Had you could also get your school
that you went to on the much faunted it's academic
roll of honor?

Speaker 6 (33:29):
Your pumm, I haven't not to coach Field.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Coach Rebecca joins us on the line.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Now, morning, Rebecca, did you hear your school that you
went to on the much vaunted it's academic roll of honor?

Speaker 6 (33:38):
No, that doesn't necessarily mean it wasn't on there. This
is very hard to hear.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
No, Nelson Girls College.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
I'm looking down the list here, Nelson Girls.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
I can't see Nelson Girls go.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
I think it will get on.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
There is it after today?

Speaker 2 (33:55):
If you ask me any sports questions?

Speaker 6 (33:58):
Oh well there are all five sports. Because what any
famous people come out of your school, Rebecca, Not that
I know of.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
No, Well, Rebecca, I know of someone who was famous
who went to Nelson Girls College. And it's an unlikely person.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
And it's was it a man?

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Pardon?

Speaker 6 (34:16):
Was it a man?

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Joe Wheeler Nelson. Joe Wheeler went to Nelson.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
It was unlikely.

Speaker 6 (34:22):
It is unlikely that Joe Wheler would have gone to Nelson.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
She married a very famous rock star and had a
child before he's now no longer with us. Courtney Love,
Oh yeah, yeah, you're right.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Courtney Love went to Nelson Girls College.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
What she hated it? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (34:40):
I thought she was American?

Speaker 1 (34:42):
She was, but she spent I think was it a
year or something?

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Rebecca and Nelson?

Speaker 6 (34:47):
She lived in a commune or something.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Doesn't everybody in Nelson, it's one big commune.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
Isn't learned something new every day?

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Don't you enough punishing poor old Rebecca? Okay, Rebecca, you
ready to get into. I think you can do it.
There's only one sport question, okay before.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
We do this, So we're going back to the forty
five second timer as we did.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
Yeah, are you sure you want to? You don't have
to do this, Rebecca, I got my.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Kisses the bait.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
They see that they can answer the sports question.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Okay, okay, all right, here we go.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Which artist had the hits?

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Which are to line Man and Ryan Stone Cowboy?

Speaker 6 (35:27):
You were Ranstone Cowboys?

Speaker 1 (35:31):
But I don't know who it is, Simmian, No, it
was Glenn Campbell. What was John Wilkes Booth well known for?
What did he do?

Speaker 5 (35:42):
Fascinating?

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Abraham Lincoln?

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yes, you got that wich who was Prime Minister of
the United Kingdom for the entire nineteen eighties?

Speaker 6 (35:50):
Margaret, Yeah, we go one more.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Who was the only New Zealander to win Golf's US Open?

Speaker 5 (35:58):
What come on, you're.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Not going to get that one? No, it's Gold.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
No, it's Michael Campbell. And do you know what that
bomb going off sound means? Rebecca? You get a prize
for two out of three?

Speaker 6 (36:20):
No? Do you want to hear what the third one was?
The last one was? And say if you would have
got it yep, who start as twins Van and Jeff
throw West and the TV shot outrageous fortune.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Oh that guy, you would have.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Got it, but you ran out of time account. I know.
I blame Ruder for.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
That, bringing up with Ruder later on in this performance review.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
Thanks man, it makes you feel any better. You were right.
You didn't get it.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
They I got five out of four.

Speaker 6 (36:53):
Yeah, what you also got that wrong? Bad luck, Rebecca,
Another chance tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Nice to chat. Thanks for listening to The hard Echy Breakfast.

Speaker 7 (37:03):
Jerry and Midnight, The Hodichy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
So the world's first the Extinction Company. You may have
heard about this in the news. It says it's a
step closer to bringing species like the more and Dodo
back from the dead.

Speaker 6 (37:16):
One step closer to the edge, and it's about to break.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
It's called Colosso Colosso Colossal Biosciences, and they've hatched a
check using a silicon based three D printed membrane. I
don't understand three dating. I've got to say, I don't
get it. Well, that's a piece of science that I
can't quite get my head.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
Have you seen one in action?

Speaker 1 (37:37):
No?

Speaker 4 (37:37):
They basically they just squirit plastic onto a board and
then plastic on top of the plastic until it all
builds up.

Speaker 6 (37:43):
Okay, yeah, and then in the end they make an
egg out of it. Yeah, they can make guns.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
They can make all sorts, so they can do it
at a concrete and they can do a whole house
as well. Yet concrete.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Why would they just do that and every It's a
great question, but I am pretty excited about them bringing
back the More and the Dodo. I just imagine a
world in which the Canterbury planes are littered with these things,
you know what I mean? And obviously there's going to
be insane knock on effects from reintroducing an extinct animal
back into.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
The ecosystem going to really play massive. It's going to
create a tumultuous Oh, it's going to be to change
in the ecoss It's going.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
To be It's one of those situations where you introduce
a plant like gorse the users fencing, and then you
get to bring in a bloody animal that can eat
the gorse, and an animal that can eat that animal.
Because it all gets out of hand.

Speaker 6 (38:40):
Although I don't know what the hell's going to eat
a More, I also don't know what the moa eats
reaching out. Paleontologists leaves eats roots, and leaves eats roots and.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Browsers up high, which is why a lot of the
plants in New Zealand evolved with the moor over a
long period of time, and their canopy was up at
a certain height where so the more couldn't couldn't get
in there.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
So I suppose the Canterbury planes probably a bad spot
for them, probably to be fear.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
But I think there were a whole lot In the
South Island. There were mainly I think lots and lots
of the small turkey sized ones. The giant ones. There
weren't actually heaps of the giant.

Speaker 6 (39:16):
Now, but those are the ones we want.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
Sick that give me the harshest eagle, please for ten points,
get that thing roaming the southern albums again.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
What about the native goose? Why does no one ever
talk about the native goose? It became extinct grove eating,
is it? Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Geese suck though, Man, have you even been hissed there
by a bloody ghost? That's the thing they suck. They do,
so go bloody snakes for heads. They I can't go goose.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
They'll take a child, a ghost.

Speaker 6 (39:44):
Somebody texts her on three four three. This is a
long held belief. Long standing belief that I've got is
that there is not a bird on God's green Earth
that could beat me in a fight. Somebody tixts her
and said, what if we brought back the hast eagle
in the mill, could you beat them?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Probably not as a combo, because you'd have the more
down low pecking. Yeah, and then you'd have the haast
equal above circling with the talons.

Speaker 6 (40:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Two on one's pretty unfair. But I think one on
one they'd still have me. But yeah, like I said,
it's not a bird on God's green Earth that could
beat me in a fight. And I stand by that.
Someone said, will KFC become KFM Kentucky fried More? I
mean the thing is, you'd only need one of them,
wouldn't you.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Well, you could farm those things, I suppose. I mean,
nothing's ever gone extinct that's ever been farmed.

Speaker 6 (40:26):
That's a great point, and that's what I think we
should be farming. Kiwi.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Well, that's a lot of people have suggested that it's
certainly a guy that was farming Wecker, that was the weaker,
weaker wu guy down in Canterbury. Yeah he reckons, that's yeah,
he reckons. We should have been eating weaker.

Speaker 6 (40:39):
I think so too.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
A great way to rejuvenate rugby rides Anthony having the
old hast Eagle just taken the half back of our
mid match. Castle were dangerous killers geese in their nickname
the Cobra Chicken. All right, we've strayed from God's path.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
What would you bring back?

Speaker 1 (40:58):
That's the question? Three four eight three eight hundred Hodaki.
I would bring back a bit of biff, bring back
to contact sport.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
I always enjoyed that.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
I don't think there's a person who ever watched a
game of rugby league who didn't enjoy this a bit
of bff for.

Speaker 6 (41:11):
Me, who didn't for me, bring back Buck if we could.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Well, we had him on the show, not longero. We
brought him back.

Speaker 6 (41:17):
We brought him back. We get to text three four
a three. It gives a call. I one hundred Hodaky
eight one hundred four to eight sevent to two five.
What do you want to bring back? We've got the technology.
We can bring back anything.

Speaker 7 (41:27):
Jerry in the Night, the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
We're talking about things that you'd like to bring back.
This is on the back of company Colossal Biosciences hatching
a check using a silicon based three D printed membrane egg.

Speaker 6 (41:44):
We've been asking for your texts on three four o three.
What are you going to bring back? Blaine wants to
bring back Chris Cornell Andrews to bring back Jesus again
using the turin shroud, this time bring back nineteen eighties
fuel prices.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
I think there's a lot of people that would like
like nineteen eighties fuel prices. And I remember when it
cracked a dollar a liter. That was a big that
was a big day.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
I remember when it cracked. Turtle was Elita, I was
Fuman and now Jesus.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Yeah, i'd'd like to know what they're running in Libya
at the moment, because when I went to Libby it
was seventeen cents eliter.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
That was in two thousand and eight.

Speaker 6 (42:20):
Probably be much the same because the issue was getting
it out of the Middle East, so that sweet that's
everyone else.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yeah, exactly where we wiped out. It would be cheaper
to just fill up heaps of tanks of gas and
drive back to New Zealand and fly, which is quite.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Remarkable Daniel Sixer, bring back double denim flat tops with
mullets and eight tracks. I've always thought I'd have a
devastating flat top because my hair is so straight.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
You would have a good flat top.

Speaker 6 (42:43):
I've got the kind of here where it's like, you
know those dudes who cut hedges into the shape of
like a chicken, stuff like that Topuri topury. That's what
just like cut of my head.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Ye bring it back, Bluebelly MAVs nine point nine percent
now rucking.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
There's about five people that have sit just did bringing
back rucking and saying that that's where rugby went wrong.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
And I remember talking to Robin brook about a year ago, former.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
All Black Robin brook Lock, because I watched a game
that he was playing in from the late nineties, and
boy did he get the Jesus rucked out of him.
And I was talking to him and I said, what
what were you? Did you enjoy that? He said, no,
I absolutely hated it. But he said I hated it
less than anyone else on the team. So it was
my job to lie all over the ball and slow
it down. And he said, I just get ripped to

(43:29):
shreds every game. But that was part of my job,
and eventually I would get sped out the back of
a ruck, but I would slow the ball down and
that was okay, you're allowed to do that.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
I bring back the ruck. Check that in with Buck
and bringing back the birf Luke wants to bring back Bulliant.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Really yep.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
He also wants to bring back smoking in restaurants. I'm
gotta be honest. I thought so too until recently.

Speaker 6 (43:55):
I was in the overseas and I was at a
restaurant where you could smoke, and it sucks. It sucks.
As soon as I finished mine, I was like, can
everyone else stop now?

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Please?

Speaker 6 (44:04):
You can't taste anything. You're hacking up the lung. It's awful.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Oh man. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
We were in Japan a few years ago and it
was it was essentially like you had to wade your
way through this. It was every single person on the
restaurant was smoking. It was a not a big restaurant. Yeah,
it's quite something.

Speaker 6 (44:16):
Bird taste terrible, that's all bad.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
I don't think you wanted that.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
You don't want it on planes either.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
That's that's a that's something that someone's suggesting bring back
smoking on planes in the back section. Yeah, I don't know.
I'm amazed at that ever even happened.

Speaker 6 (44:30):
Now, what about Lee?

Speaker 4 (44:32):
I completely disagree with Lee unfortunately on three for three
bring back Scar music.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Ah, well, you can still have Scar anytime you want.

Speaker 6 (44:40):
You're not allowed to chuck on a Fedora and your
check advance. Rude boy. All right, hey, Jerry, you.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
Said Petrol and Libby used to be seventeen cents a leader.
Do you know at the moment it's five New Zealand cents, Elita, it's.

Speaker 6 (44:51):
Gone down of New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
I guess they don't have to worry about the straight
up Homon wine caller says Jody, bring back Miami wine caller.

Speaker 6 (45:00):
They did.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Yeah, they brought them out the last year or the
year before. I believe YEA one in a can basically
wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Steve wants to bring back the Big day out. Oh man,
I look back at that and I think we took
that for granted. That amazing concert every year, worth like
five of the biggest stacks in the world.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
It was a bit before my time, but I've seen
the lineups. They were outrageous that they would all come
to New Zealand. It's incredible.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Yeah, in mid January and generally beautiful man. That was good.

Speaker 5 (45:31):
We were very lucky.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
We were lucky.

Speaker 6 (45:33):
Peter here he wants to bring back his younger self.
We all, it's not too late.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
Better, it's not too late. You can't do that, Maha Burgers.
Could you beat Irene van Dyke?

Speaker 5 (45:45):
What?

Speaker 3 (45:46):
What's that?

Speaker 6 (45:47):
That was just off the back of me saying there's
not a bird on God's green Earth that could beat
me in a fight. Good about Irene Vandyke.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
John wants to bring back the red Pixie Caramel, the
longer lasting chew.

Speaker 6 (46:00):
Lamb wants to bring back a Nika Moore that it
ticks for. Thank you? All right, so we droll underneath the.

Speaker 7 (46:08):
Signe Jerry and Mian Knight the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
We're talking about things that you want to bring back.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Yes, somebody sticks through on three four a through bring
back willly mammoths, just a small one will be bloody,
handy around the lifestyle block.

Speaker 6 (46:21):
Would it be with those tusks, Well, you'd file the
tusks down, Jerry.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
Obviously, I'd love to have a dog size willy mammoth
getting about the house.

Speaker 6 (46:29):
Willn't that be fun?

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Is a willy mammoth, even got wall or is it
just here? Oh?

Speaker 6 (46:35):
And that'll come down to the lanoline content of it's here.
Bring back ugly musicians used to make the best music.
Bring back bull rush, bring back the reed, Pesy Campbell
read pecksy Caramel, and bring back bullying, Bring back moaning.
Matt joins us on the l of Morning. Matt, what

(46:55):
would you like to bring back? Tod'd like to bring
back the dis mixing Wolm. Bring back smacking like I
didn't like it when I was a kid, but I
kind of respect it now because it's made me a
bit of person and taught me a bit of self discipline.
There you go, Do you smack yourself?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Now? Do it?

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Ye?

Speaker 7 (47:12):
Basically, Jerry and Mania the Hurdarchy Breakfast Daily us.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Spoke content that you won't find on the radio show
The Hurdarchy Breakfast Podcast.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
But what is it?

Speaker 6 (47:27):
Jerry?

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Well, the night It's again where we name five well
known people. We'll get two callers on our eight hundred
HARDECHI and they have to work out whether the person
that we name is dead or alive.

Speaker 6 (47:37):
Okay, let's go to John from Potto. John, you're in
the New Zealand Defense Force. You ever killed anyone?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Not yet? No, not yet? I like that.

Speaker 6 (47:44):
Okay, that's good, all right, John, John, your your buzzer
is going to be your name. You're going to try
it out.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
John, there is brilliant. Well done. Dave.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
You're going up against John from Pott Dave, you from
christ Church.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
You're involved in appliance rental?

Speaker 6 (48:00):
You ever killed anyone?

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (48:02):
No no, but I'm not worried about surviving.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
This now, Okay, do you want to test your buzzer out?

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Dave? Yeah, Dave, there we go, John v Dave potted
her versus christ.

Speaker 6 (48:14):
Church tailors old as time.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Two people have.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Never killed anyone.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
First person for John and Dave played test rugby for
both Fiji and New Zealand. Joel EVANDERI did her alive? John,
I believe Joe's pastway he has. He died in twenty
twenty two, aged just forty eight, Gone too soon, great pace,
Joel EVANDERI cheapest creepers and he glided.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
I gave me hope?

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Did he? I know what you've done?

Speaker 6 (48:41):
Then?

Speaker 3 (48:42):
What's the schoolman night?

Speaker 6 (48:43):
Oh? One nil to John?

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Okay, Great person two nine for songs like I Got
You Babe and if I could turn back time. Share
did her alive?

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Dave Sharers alive? Yeah, she's eighty years old today day?

Speaker 6 (48:58):
Oh, same day, David.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
It's one.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
All Person three, widely known for playing Landocharisian and Star
Wars films. Oh Midnight, What do you reckon? Man?

Speaker 6 (49:14):
Not just counting the answers, I'm going to say, I'm
going to say it's day Yeah. I think Dave two.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
So he's dead, John D.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Williams, he's alive. He certainly is right.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
Score up that I can do for you, John two.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Dave one person number four, famous for the hits Witchard
a line Man, Ryan's Stone, Cowboy, Glenn Campbell Dead.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Her alive, Dave, Glenn Campbell is.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Twenty seventeen age Day one where We're there again, Detter alive,
the wife of the forty first president of the the
United States. Baba Bush Theater Alive John Baba Bushes she died.
She died in twenty eighteen age.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
John, Well done, Dave done, mate, cheers, go.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Oh thanks John, Thanks Dave, great sportsmanship.

Speaker 7 (50:19):
Jerry Edman The hold Ikey Breakfast Fells Yesterday.

Speaker 6 (50:23):
Keen. Listeners of the show may have noticed that I
sounded a little under the weather. I was a bit sniffley.
I even had a couple of sneezing fits on it.
And as soon as the show finished went out there
end of the office had another sneezing fit. I've gotta
be honest with you. And again I'm being very brave
and open and vulnerable with you guys this morning. But
nothing takes it out of you quite like a sneezing fit.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Well, it's a flash cold.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
I don't think I've ever seen a man go down
with a flash cold before. Yeah, you arrived one hundred
percent five. Next thing you know, it's almost like you're
allergic to something in the studio.

Speaker 6 (50:53):
Well, I do share a microphone with Jason Hoyt, and
I do worry about that because he has diseases brewing
in him that could in human.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Yeah, and they don't survive inside of him, no, because
of the amount of nicotine and darts that go through
his system. But it can come out of him and
then go to other people.

Speaker 6 (51:10):
And I don't have quite that immune system. He's got
the immune system of granite.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
And it's the face of granite too, doesn't he a
face of stone?

Speaker 5 (51:20):
So the NFL man from the stone age.

Speaker 6 (51:23):
It's a lot like, yeah, touch their extendards.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
But I think that he this is by the bye
I was having a massive sneezing for yesterday. It is
one of the body's most powerful convulsions, you know what
I mean, Like it is and it really takes it
out of you.

Speaker 6 (51:36):
It zept me yesterday. I'm gonna be honest, and I
thought I was coming down with something. But you'll notice
this morning that I've come right again. And I think
it's that I had a hack with that nose trumor.
Remember I talked about this last week. I was standing
ig level with the nose trimmor in the in the
shower and I thought, come on, then that's have you
And so I jammed that thing in there and really, yeah,

(51:59):
nose tum yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And you know it's
good in the nose. I didn't trum my actual nose,
just the hears. I've now got stubble growing inside my nose.
So what was happening yesterday is that it's not a
It wasn't a cold. It was just that inside of
my nose was you know, I had stubbly, prickly hears

(52:19):
protruding it to the other side of the nose. And
the more I blew my nose, the more it aggravated
the hears, and it just maybe more and more sneeze
because otherwise felt fine.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
You've got the tackle going on.

Speaker 6 (52:28):
I've got the tackle going on.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Yeah, so I don't.

Speaker 6 (52:31):
I mean, I guess it's just a waiting game. But
you'll notice this morning, I haven't blown my nose once. No,
I haven't had any issue. It's a bit of a
chicken in the egg scenario that I'm dealing with at
the moment.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Well, I always wonderful sneezing itself as such an interesting thing.
It's an interesting human function, isn't it. Because people talk
about closing your eyes. You've got to close your eyes
when you're sneeze because if you don't, eyeballs will pop out.
I don't know whether that's true, whether that's an urban myth.
Who's proven it?

Speaker 6 (52:58):
You know what, if it was true, wouldn't we all
know someone whose eyes had come out and they sneeze?

Speaker 3 (53:02):
You think so?

Speaker 6 (53:02):
You would think so?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Or has anyone ever done the experiment of actually holding
their eyes open with some kind of vice.

Speaker 6 (53:09):
Let's hold Ruder's eyes open and this next song, pour
some cinnamon up, and then they make them sneeze.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
Is there also something in the fact that as you
get older or sneezes get progressively louder. Has that been
scientifically proven?

Speaker 6 (53:19):
Oh my god, my dad, Oh my god. It's once
you have kids, I've noticed you get the dad sneeze.
It just comes with the package. You get a fresh
white pair of new balanced sneakers, you get some cargo shorts,
a belt, and then you start sneezing real loud, and
when you get up out of chairs, you go.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Oh, all those things have happened to me.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
So anyway, it must my nose. He must must have
grown heaps overnight, because they've come right this morning.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
That's good to know.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
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Speaker 7 (53:51):
The breakfast you'd set for winter with Bunny's trade