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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcomelong to the Hierarchy Breakfast. It's Friday, the tenth of
April twenty twenty six. My name is Jeremy Wells. Is
my nice Stewart.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's coming around pretty quickly Friday Fellows. But I'm pretty
heartbroken this morning. This is a pretty sad morning for me.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Obviously.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
The cyclone's bearing down on us Yona and it means
that I won't be able to do the Auckland Marathon
this weekend unfortunately. And I have been training the house
down to you. Yeah, so I'm gutted. I'm guarted that's
going to be a Sunday on the couch for me, unfortunately,
which means I'll probably at the ever living person on Saturday.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Were you looking at doing the F one or the
half on there?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Full of done one?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, I've done a bunch of half marathon right, I'm
a veteran of over one half marathon.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
I've done two. Someone told me that you were doing
the double this this weekend. You're going to do two
marathons in one.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I really didn't want to talk that, but I I
was just going to see how I felt after the
first one, and then you know, if we if we're
still gone, then I'll just turn around and run back
to the start line. But I guess we'll never know.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Now it's only delayed for a week, like they're going
to do it the week after doing it next week.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
What's That's no good for me? Nineteen, No good for
me at all. You must be gutted training.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh it's not that much training, you know, it doesn't
take that much to get from where I'm at to
full marathon. But yeah, no gut it for I'm more
gutted for all the other competitors, you know, because for
a lot of people out there, it's a lot of
work and they'd be heartbroken. But I could walk out
of the studio right now and run forty one kso.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Forty three so yeah, forty four.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Bullets and prayers with everyone out there in the same
boat as me. You're not alone.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Welcome along to the Headache, Breakfast.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
Jerry and the Night the hot Achy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Side bearing down. People keep saying that using the word
bearing a lot bearing down on New Zealand. This one.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
It's always hard to wrap your head around how like
how bad it's going to be, because you know that
they're all saying. And I saw Luxeon standing in front
of a boat yesterday saying, we're going to make your preparations.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
He's going to get on a boat.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I think you just got off it. I couldn't really tell.
I wouldn't beginning on a boat this weekend.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
We can get off the boat. Get off the boat,
particularly if you're in the Upper North Island. Don't be
in a boat. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
And then I saw the weather girl last night. He
was trying to explain what was going on as well.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
He just beside himself because I was chatting to the
weather girl before and after the news and he we're
talking about Dan Corbett here, Dan Corbett from one News.
He is just beside himself, fizzing with excitement over VAUN. Yeah,
this is.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
And I believe it got down graded last night, which
I don't really understand what that means.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Well, what happens is is it goes further south, it
loses the impetus which requires it to fire up, which
is warm water. The cyclones need warm water. That's the engine.
And so because they're sucking the water up right, and
as the water cools as it hits further south, they
lose a little bit of the energy, but of the impetus, right.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I said, We're going to talk to Brando later on,
as long as he doesn't swear on the radio at
about eight forty so I'll be asking him what the
hell we do Because people keep saying, I'll make sure
that you're prepared.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
I don't prepare. I don't know how to prepare. Are.
You're not prepared. I'm not prepared. I'm very unprepared. I mean,
do you have outdoor furniture lying around outside?

Speaker 4 (03:33):
There is a couch, shit, trampoline?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
No, okay, tie the trampoline down, sport, Tie the trampoline down, sport,
tie your trampling down.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yeah, altogether.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Now you know, I've got to I've got a working theory.
You might be you might be able to shed some
light in this chura. Working in the mainstream news media,
I've got a theory that whenever there's a storm that
comes through the town, the local weather crew or the
local news crew goes out there and they go, hey,
can we borrow your trampoline for yees and then just
flip it upside down on the side of the road,
stand in front of it and go, well, we're here

(04:04):
in gray Mouth and it's absolutely whipping up again.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
You want me to tell you a little trade secret. Yes,
when doing a piece of camera PTC a PTC in
other words, standing in front of a camera for a
news item with you where they can see you. In
terms of storms, it's very important to make sure that
you get yourself in front of something that can show
visually that it is winter and it is raining. So

(04:28):
you never you never. You always try and get wet
beforehand if you can, so you stand out you don't
have an umbrella. And then also you go try and
find the most exposed place. Now ASISI al Safine the
other day stood by the Harbor Bridge, which is one
of the windiest spots in Auckland, and he found that
windy spot and he got buffeted around. It was perfect. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
It was it last year where Abbie Wakefield went out
to the airport in Wellington. She was holding on to
a fence post and she was flying with a flag.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
It was brilliant and if you can use a tree
because the tree will move around a lot and depicts wind. Yeah,
so I know that there'll be conversations being handed at
the moment. Yeah. And the one news officers, where do
you go? Where do we go for these piece to cameras?
Where are the best spots? Yeah? I would say down
by the Harbor Bridge if you're in Auckland, and then

(05:15):
anywhere coastal if you're maybe in the Coramandle or up north.
It shouldn't be too hard.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
No.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Or the one that always cracks me up is because
TV and z's across the road from where our studio is,
and you can see every now and then say they'll
do a report on traffic, and so they'll just go
and stand outside the pub that we drink at because
it's just right.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Next to their studio as well. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Or if they need to be in a park, there's
the most filmed park in the history of New Zealand
just down the road, Victoria Park in Auckland. I know
what you're talking about about ninety percent of all park
related stories of film there.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Half of our videos are film down there.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
I'm looking here at the at the Hurricane Tracker on
my app of course, and it's been fascinating to watch
the predicted path because they can very slightly and that
will make a huge difference. And I was talking to
Dan Corbet about this last night. Now, if Yanu just
happens to track a little bit further west east south west,

(06:07):
west west west, then it will make a huge difference,
particularly in the swells that are eroding the way down
the east coast of the North Island, right, because you've
got some big swells. You're talking, you're doing seven meters
because of the way seven.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Meters swells spinning clockwise right, so as it comes down,
that's all just hammering straight into the east coast.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah, and because it's quite tight, the center of it,
the eye is tight, so I love that.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Little hands just shit, this is the okay, So that's
that's the balloon knot of these.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Because of that, it means that within the space of
one hundred case as the crow flies, you have one
one on either side of the eye, different different wind directions.
So you've got one that's going to be heavy easterly
and on the other ones are heavy westerly because of
the eye, because it's all swirling around little center and
the weirdest bid is that at the moment when I

(07:05):
zoom right in here on Kennedy Bay and Coromandel, at
one stage in Kennedy Bay, the wind gets down to
one knot. It goes from twenty six knots to one
knot back to twenty two knots in the eye of
the storm, and over the course of three hours. I
find that stuff fascinating. Evidently, all right, shall we Later

(07:31):
on we're going to talk to brand. Have we got
four breaks lined up for Branda within that time?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
I think we're going to have to put the weather
down for a second year. We'll pick a back up
at eight forty with Brander.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
I'm going to be monitoring my hurricane tracker.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Thank goodness.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
That's so exciting. But also you've got to be prepared
for these seats. Don't keep us posted.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Jerry Mni the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
It's time for old dudes name years formerly known as Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, Timado.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, and the year today is nineteen seventy three. Among
some of the other things that happened this year was
I believe that was the canceled spring Box tour. I
think we were going to go over there or they
were going to come over here.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Seventy three, seventy three, the oil oil crisis back in
back then. Who can forget the oil crisis of seventy three? Wow?
Can you remember something that's still going on? It led
to Carlo Stays of seventy four. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, And then a couple other things that happened in
seventy three as well, including three well known people dying.
And this will blow your mind because I didn't know
that they were anywhere near the same age, Bruce Lee, JR.
Tolkien and Pablo Picasso.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I like the fact you've dropped one of the r's
in Tolkien J.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I just called him JR J when sorry, I forget
because I'm quite close with them jrr Okuess how you'd
know him? Okay, but I called him j All three
of them, Pablo Picasso as well. All three of them
died in the same year, and that was nineteen seventy three.
Did you think Picasso lived in the seventeen hundreds sixteen hundreds?

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Picasso? Yeah, he's an interesting one. Pocasso, wasn't he? Jake?
Do anyone know J. R. R. Tolkien's actual NAEs n Because,
like I said, I called him Jay. Is it John
or is it James? Was it Ji?

Speaker 1 (09:15):
John Radio Tolkien? I think as far as sign consent,
apparently Picasso. Here's a fun fact about Picasso. For Friday morning,
he used to throw massive pers ups at restaurants, and
then he would sign the check with a picture instead
of his signature, so he reckoned they were worth more
with one of his drawings on there, Yeah, than if

(09:36):
he was to sign it, you know what I mean.
So that I've got this check with a drawing from
Pablo Picasso. But I think what was actually happening was
you can't then cast that check. So he's probably one
of these guys who's really famous and probably has no money.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Funny you say that I stayed at a hotel in
France and this little tiny little town on the coast
called Collier, and in the town with in this particular
hotel with three Picassos, and they were all paintings that
he'd painted for the hotel, and that was how he paid, Yeah, ye,
staying at the hotel. He'd stay there and stay there

(10:10):
for like two months in summer and then painter drawing
or painted painting and then that, and they kept them
and they are now worth literally hundreds of thousands of.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. So apparently one night they asked him
to put his signature on it. So he drew on
this check, you know, drew a picture or whatever, gave
it to them. They said, do you mind putting your
picture on? He said, I'm trying to pay for the meal,
not by the restaurant.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
He knew he was good. Yeah, he was well aware.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
I love that kind of stuff, that kind of latent
arrogance like this is probably a bit of a long
boat to draw. But you know his Latin Ibrahimovich remember him.
He's a soccer player. I think he still plays, a
massive seven foot like Swedish dude. He was massive in
the EPL and then he went over and played in
America and Lebron James heard him.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
You might know him.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
He sent Latin a jersey saying welcome to America. Hope
you go good whatever Latin signed it and send it
back to them.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Ah Latan, that's a power move.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
J R.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Tolkien was forty seven when he started writing Lord of
the Rings and wasn't published.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Till he was almost sixty, So your best days could
still be ahead of It's good to know.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, whatever you're going to be known for, Jerry, it
may still be a interview fund fact about Bruce Lee.
He once met Greek prebble. Shoot shag Mary Picasso, Bruce Lee, JR. R. R.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Tolkien. That's easy, Yeah, that's easy. Are you would shoot
Bruce Lee like Brandon Lee? Okay, who's Brandon Lee? Brandon
Lee's's son? I was shot? Was it? Yeah? Interestingly you would.
You would absolutely shagged Picasso apparently a demon on the
sad really, and then you would marry j. R. R.

(11:50):
Tolkien because he absolutely loaded he.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Would now, but you'd have to go through I'm picturing
you're going to go through the starving Artist years. Yeah,
like I said, forty seven when he started writing that,
and you'd be like, what are you going to write
your bloody hobbit thing?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
How's that going to pay off for Usah? And then
you'd start using weird names for things all the time.
I'm thinking about calling this place more door, more door.
Oh God, really, do you guys got a menace? Tedith?
No j r R.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Can you just say Hamilton, I have a six strich.
Tolkien's dad, who named him, had a starter, hence the
double r Maybe, uh so I would go, I'm marrying
Bruce Lee. I think you yeah, I think I think
we power couple. I think I think the two of
us would be pretty formidable. And I also think that

(12:36):
we could be a pretty devastating tag team partnership in
the w W.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
E's a good point, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Okay, So marrying Bruce, Bruce Lee and the Annihilator one
wild night of passion with Picasso, and then I'm shooting Tolkien.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
You're shooting John Ronald rule tokn.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Although does that? Does that remove Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
From the world. That'd be a good thing, wouldn't it?
Surely not to me.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
That's old dude's name. Year is the year is nineteen
seventy three.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
I remember it fondly. Are you happy with the amount
of endings in Lord of the Rings three? I'll could
have gone seven more?

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Jerry in the Night, the Holdarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Time for you later sport headlines thanks to export l
to the BF. Here to the opening round of Golf's
ninetieth Masters at Augusta National twenty eighteen. Winnip Patrick Reid
has sunk a fifty six foot part. I know what
that's like on the par five eighth hole to complete
a second eagle on the opening nine. I don't think
I've ever played on a green that's fifty six feet long.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
He's four under path through thirteen holes, one stroke behind
on course leader Sam Burns, who has completed fifteen holes.
Ryan Fox carted a five over par seventy seven. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
I was watching a video yesterday about the Masters, and
they were asking.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
All of the the top players, you shiffler's your arms?

Speaker 1 (14:02):
How many strokes a amateur like a you know you
or I would need to win the Masters? Like how many?
How many points are he'd basically, if I don't play golf,
I think I know the answer to this. Well, they
all said like ninety three hundred forty Yeah, because the
course is so ridiculously hard, like you were just going

(14:24):
to I mean, jeez, one of the pros just headed
into the stands right now as we as we speak,
Shane Lowry, who was tied for second, so conceivably the
second best player out there right now, he just headed
into the stands. So what hope would I have? Although
I would say I do kind of look like Shane
Lowry at the moment, sir, you.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Do a bit. And also it's dry, so you wouldn't
slip over. Shane Murray speculation sticulations founding that Red Bulls
hit of racing Max and Max for Steppen's hit engineer
Jean Pierro Lambiasi has signed a multimillion dollar deal with
McLaren from the end of twenty twenty seven. How much
of a he start would you need on an if

(15:01):
one track to beat the field? Would you go better?
You reckon? And and if one car or all my masters?
Oh right, so I thought you're can say, we're in
my Suzuki Swift. How do you think you'd go better?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
I think I honestly think I'd go better in the Masters.
I've seen a couple of videos of people trying to
start one of those if one cars and like, even.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
If you start them, do they have a button?

Speaker 1 (15:21):
I don't know. I think you're gonna flip seven different switches,
like taking off to the moon and then like stop.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
They just stole them straight away and then they've got
that breath test thing as well. And Lewis clear Bird's
benefiting from a move to a Medley specialist squad in Melbourne.
The twenty six year old is one the four hundred
meters I am one that I am the something individual
medle individual medley the Australian Open in four minutes ten

(15:50):
point one one point four seconds.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, that's a good time.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
That's a good twenty six year old is one of
four hundred individual medley at the Australian Open. It in
four minutes ten point one one point four seconds. Show
of is long course best set winning gold at the
twenty two Commonwealth Games. Who what.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Jerry and midnight the hot iarchy breakfast here.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
We got a delivery while we're away.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Well it came I think it came in last Thursday,
so the last day that we were here before he
had a little mini break peace.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
So Holy Thursday. That's right Easter, thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Celebrating the death of our Lord, not the resurrection.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
That's the death and the rising again dubious. He is
risen dubious.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
So celebrating Jesus Jubius is the reason for the season.
And a parcel came through and it said JERRYM and
I A was email sent to me. JERRYM and I
have a package. Can you come pick it up? And
that came through on the Wednesday, and so I picked
it up before we left on the Thursday, and it
was around eleven am. Was quite obvious that it was food,

(17:03):
And I.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Thought, why was it obvious that it was food?

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Because there was a sticker on it Jerry that said
perishable food if not consumed by midday on that Thursday.
On said Thursday, I ate an hour away, please dispose
of jeez?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
What food has such a short window.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
To be it was also there was a label on
it that said it was from the Chatam Islands.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
From the chatterm okay, why were we not Why were
we not informed of this? Well, because you'd left, you'd
left for the week, you've gone on your phone.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Yeah, but I you know close. I like to leave
you guys alone when you're on leave.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
There's a thing called a phone.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
I like to give you guys a little bit of
breathing space.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Killed you to flick as a text. Well, this has
come from the Chathams. Yeah, it's perishable. It says food.
This can only be one thing, Yes, it can only
be one thing.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
And what thing do you think that is?

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Jerry? Crayfish?

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Nanaia, would you like to have a guess Jerry is incorrect.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Mutton bird.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
No, it was it was kinner, Oh killed it.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
It was some Yeah, it was.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Some of the finest kinna finest. Yeah. And basically the
idea was that it had come through Ear Chattam. I
don't know if they've listened to the show, If it's
just some sort of weird simulation thing going.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
If we get a frequency in the chat.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Someone's someone's heard it and on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
You guys have talked.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
About going over to the Chathams before, and so there
was this nice little pottle of kenner that was okay
until the middle of twenty twenty seven. Yeah, and so
I thought, oh, that'll be fine to eat. The idea
was that you guys make some wacky video for social
media where you eat the Kenner and tagging ear Chatterams,

(18:42):
and then they would give you.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
A free a free flight over to the Chattum to
the Chathams.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
That's and I thought, well, let's put that aside and
we will use that when we get back from leave.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Guess what, well, someone ate the Kenner.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
It has been stolen from the fridge. From the fridge, someone.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Someone stole the Kinner from stole, stole the kin from
the fridge.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Jar, I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Pretty short list of people that would steal the k
isn't it? Really? There is? And so from ear Chadams
you say it's a it's a It was a tease
from ear Chadams. Yeah, because I would love to go
to the Channel same if only I could guarantee that
the weather would be good. Yeah, I want to go

(19:29):
across there in some horrific flight.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
We don't want to go this weekend.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
E screams for me. If you know when you take
flights that you don't need to take, No, it's got
an erobussy field when you go just let's just for
a bit of fun, let's do it. Helicopter flights, jewey
rides and helicopters and stuff. I'm always like after Kobe, I,
I didn't know you could see it. So it wasn't live, Kinner.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
No, No, it wasn't live. It was well marinated.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Because I once we once ran a promo here Kesy
the Mayd Bastard and I were filling in on breakfast
thing you were on oney via Lengthy Holidays Shoe and
we ran a thing called the Kenner Surprise, which is
where he called it and he won a prize and
it was either an actual prize or we sent you
a live dinner. Oh and so then all of a
sudden we had so many live Kenner because the New

(20:19):
Zealand postal service won't let you send live animals. It
was technically an animal use through the postal system. So
then we had all these leftover Kenner. And at that time,
Mashi was an intern and we were running another thing
where we were seeing because there was a cafe out
there that said we'll bring your keep cup. Any keep
cups will be considered. So we send them over with
a spray bottle. We send him over with a plastic bag.

(20:40):
Right will they accept this? And the grand finale was
we send them over there with half a Kenner and
they poured a flat white into Kenner. Great New Zealanders. Okay,
so we don't know.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
We haven't got any further about whether we can go
to the chatterems, so we can't go to chatters.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Well, the idea from that's the problem. Okay, you guys
need to make a social media video with the can
of that has been stolen.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Let's move Manaia to the mountain. If they want us
to shoot a wacky promo video for them, why don't
they fly us over there so then we can guarantee
that we can get the kind.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Of fresh from the sauce. That's a good idea, okay,
as long as we can guarantee the weather.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Jeremy Wells and the Nia Stuart the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
Jerry and Mania the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
So see, Buddy Barrett's gone blonde.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yes, he's got a new dude.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yes, sick lid they're calling it.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Are they calling it a sick clert calling it a
sick lid? Is that what they're saying the pundits. Yeah,
they're calling it a sick lid.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
He's gone, He's gone fully bleached blonde. Yes.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
So this is in honor of Cameron saw Fort, who
is a blues player, tremendous blues player. Is one you
might have noticed. He was missing from Super Rugby for
the last couple of years. He has been diagnosed with
cancer and unfortunately he's found out it's going to be terminal.
So he's been out around the world taking off the
all the things that he's wanted to do, and over

(21:57):
the weekend he went back and saw all his Blues
teammates and in honor of herm and in support of
him because he used to rock the blonde. Here some
of them have gone the full Kenner and shaved their
heir off the buzzcut. And then the other option was blonde,
and so body's opted for the blonde. Gotta be honest,
quite like it. I quite like the blonde on him.

(22:18):
I feel like, does it make him look South African?
Do you you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Does he have a touch of the Percy Montgomery's these days?
He doesn't help Busy Montgomery. That's quite a good description.
The question is definitely not send him. I see that
the other day. I follow his wife on social media,
do you? And yeah, I do so I have for
a long time hold on.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
I know what's going to happen here because this has
happened before. So back in the day when I was
on Boja, the Instagram account was accessed by only about
two people, and one day one of her photos from
a couple from a I think a Rara tongue holiday
a couple of years beforehand. Yeah, all of a sudden
was liked by the bog Instagram page.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Yes, and I wonder who that was.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know, because only two people had
I'm not going to say who they were.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
One of them was Joe Jury. I wouldn't have been
Joe Jury. He's a professional. No, he doesn't go liking
other people's posts.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
No, but I will say silver linings. She obviously showed
Burden Parrot that nicks and so he d in the
page and we got him on the show.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Well, look, I I have followed his partner for some
time and it's been great because insights into the Barrett family,
all sorts of stuff. I've really enjoyed relationship dynamics. She
talked to social media the other night in bed and
said buzz or blonde, buzz or blonde, and and I
think the people came back and they said, they said

(23:48):
go blonde, They said blonde. Yeah, he has gone blonde,
and I think it does Soito. The question here for him, though,
is what sort of product is he going to be running?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yes, so I believe the purple shampoo is the go
here because there's some of the other boys who have
died there here and it's gone Bart Simpson yellow. Now
you're a man.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Who has frosted your tips before.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
In fact, it doesn't take too long to google a
photo of you with them, which I've done for your
for your viewing. Please are there that's in the dock.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
And let's just be clear. My old hair cut from
nineteen ninety seven, the block that that was not frosted tips.
A lot of people call that frosted tips specifically, that's
a full that's full. That's a full bleach.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
You've got the Lisa Simpson here to going on there,
do what you've got there. I would go, I would go.
That was self, that was done myself. I would burn
my skullway, Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
You did that?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
That was it looks so good.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Went. I even cut my own hair. I'm that photo
there own. I cut my own hair. I used to
go to the soupermarket. There's a thing called ballady Ballady
those days. Men didn't used to bleach there here. No,
that wasn't something that men did. Only women did it, right,
And it's very sexistict you know, they look back. I, well,

(24:59):
you were a pioneer, and then I would I'd put
that stuff in there. Oh my god, I can feel
it now, and that's my skull would just head up
and I just get burnt and sometimes someone suggested to
me once that you should put glad wrap over it
because it'll help it go bloke in And so I, dad,
and fool did I burn that day? And so there'll
be bits of scalp blister that would come out anyway,

(25:22):
It wasn't professionally done. Is that the crooked lead you
of her own e eggin? Yeah, I mean I'm looking
out that. I think it's time to sort of bring
something like that back. But here then I would run.
Then I put a hare spray this particular here lacker
and sprayed at in there and then I just and
then I twist her up. And that's the photo that
you're looking at there as that's what it came out.

(25:43):
What is that look that I'm giving to the camera.
I think that's caught me in an opportunity moment. Nah,
it's still it's not. That's not an angel photo.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
I think you'll like, I've absolutely nailed the Lisa something.
So the roots there are going over probably, but other
than that, it keep absolutely crush this anyway.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
He's got to spike it up, That's what I'm saying, right, Okay,
he's got he's got to go in there with the
hare lacker. Yeah, some kind of intense hair spray gallon,
drum of oil and then twist. Twisting is a way
to go. I say that from a position of experience
powerful good Lid, though, good Lid, Body sick with Jerry.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
And Midnight the Hold I Keep Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yesterday, gentlemen, we spoke to Randon Bulldock, who is a
social media for Shonado, who has just published a book
called More Than Toast.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
I've got into my hand here. It's probably something that
I need to be here, terrible, terrible chef.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
But I'm working on it all right. And there's a
couple of things you could work on here, Jerry, because
yesterday we talked to her on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Go and listen to it, and if you didn't know,
we do a podcast as well as a radio show.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
But something was brought up on the podcast that I thought,
you know what, Normally it's something that I would call
out in the moment, but I thought, you know, Randon
doesn't need to see this, so I'm just going to
let it slide. And that'smorrow. We're going to have an open, honest,
raw conversation. Please explain about some of the words that
you're using on podcasts these days.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
I thought it was a good open, honest, you know,
useful news you can use type of discussion. I don't
remember anything controversial that's seconding.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
And to be honest, this has been called out in
the social media threads of Reddit in the past for
some of the words that you use on podcasts and
whether they should be subject to the Broadcasting Standards Authority.
I think they should have a listen to this.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Like a care sarole, which for the longest time we're
considered really unfashionable. Now you would say Rihanna and the
case roles making a little bit of a comeback as
a super easy chuck it on before you go to work,
come home and by woomba, you've got the most delicious
case roles are amazing. So what's wrong with using the

(27:53):
word casseole? Well, what is so controversial about talking about casseroles?
The bloody fantastic It is a cost living crisis. At
the moment you can check all sorts of cuts of
meat in there, and by womba, you come home at
the end of the day and but womba, there is
a meal that's ready to go. You hardly have to
do anything. Maybe you might put on some spuds.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
I've never heard anyone use the word bowomba before? Have
you ever? Can I have the language of origin?

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Please? But womba? Yeah? Can you use it in a sentence?
Last night, I gave you my Last night, I was
preparing for bed and my partner exited the bathroom and
bowomba we hopped into bed together. Oh okay, so that's

(28:42):
changed the context again. Now now I know first word,
Now I know mini contexts. Someone six around three four
eight three.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
It's a suburb out by Geelong, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Does sound first Nation Australia.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
It does sound like you live down the Bowomba.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Heads, Yeah, it sounds like Towomba does sound that to
womb but it's not. It's not to womb but it's
it's like, I believe it's common.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
It's an exclamation.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
It's it's a little bit. It's like abra cadebra. It's
a little bit like low and behold.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Sure, but lo and behold you might hear in the Bible,
but wimba you would never hear in the Bible.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Rudy had some theories about the ethnic origins of the word.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Perhaps I wondered if it was Spanish by Womba.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
I don't think it's Spanish.

Speaker 7 (29:36):
Okay, well maybe it's African jerk. You're the one that
said if I think.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
It's if I think it's anything, I think it's potentially
Aboriginal Australian. Yeah, okay, right, I think that's maybe where
it's derivation is from.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Okay, Well, I don't know if we've adequately explained that,
and I don't know if it's going to catch on.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
But to you.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Jerry and Mania joined the complay the Hidaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for more, I.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Eight hundred Hydekie, I eight hundred four to eight, seven
to five, it's time for it's academic. You'll just have
to answer three questions correctly out of five.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
They look a pretty tough this morning, so it's going
to take a bit of.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
A bit of a bit of answering, bit of Bowoomba together.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
You'll also get your high school's name Egton to the
Vaunton It's academic role of honor alongside Tunger Boys College,
hat Valley Memorial College, Queen Elizabeth Newland's Shirley Boys Times two,
Sacred Heart Mackenzie College, Francis Douglas, Saint John Saint Peter's
Time's two Stratford times two Dungield to fund at a
times two White Taki Boys and kend against editone college,
could College, forest View High School, Eshburton College, I don't
know who. High School, Wimere College, Colston Boys, Napier Boys

(30:51):
High Carmo is still o from to Bowomba.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yeah, that's the thing. All you need to do is
answer three questions correctly and then Butwomber, you've won a
one hundred dollars bunnings about you just like that. Here's Shane.
Good morning, Shane, morning, Jerry. How are you going? Shane?

Speaker 6 (31:05):
I'm not mad.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
You're a civil engineer, Shane, I am?

Speaker 6 (31:10):
I am?

Speaker 3 (31:11):
How civil is your engineering.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Today?

Speaker 6 (31:16):
It's a Friday? To keep it pretty civil?

Speaker 3 (31:19):
All right? What high school will you be representing.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
Shane, Wanganui High School.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Wong High School was on there. I played Wanganui High
School and rugby a number of times, Shane.

Speaker 6 (31:30):
Just across the field from your old stomping ground, Jerry.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
That's right. A lot of mullets actually at Wanganui High
School when I was growing up in nineteen ninety three
huge amount mullets.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
Absolutely, it was always I think it still is.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Yeah, totally. Okay, Shane, you just got to get three
of these questions correct to win the one hundred dollars
Bunnings voucher. Let's get into it. First question, Dan Aubach
and Patrick Karney form what American rock duo? Oh?

Speaker 6 (32:04):
I have to pass on that one, Jared, it's.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
The Black Keys, Shane Key. Question two, with eight hundred,
who's taken the most wickets and Test cricket? Oh, eight
hundred Test wickets?

Speaker 6 (32:28):
No, I'll pass.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Okay, it's my time, Mullery Duran. Okay, you've got to
get that. You're gonna get these three right?

Speaker 5 (32:35):
All right?

Speaker 6 (32:35):
All right?

Speaker 3 (32:36):
How many oscars has Sir Peter Jackson won? Shane how Ward?
You know.

Speaker 6 (32:42):
Jesus Christ, let's go work.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
It's more than one, and it's less than five. Put
it that way.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
Oh, there he goes. Okay, we'll go work four.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
No, no, and that's just a stab in the dark.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Question. Are frugial questions? Do?

Speaker 5 (33:00):
All?

Speaker 6 (33:00):
Right? In this game?

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Do you think ruder that there's a person out there
not named Peter Jackson that knows how many oscars?

Speaker 3 (33:06):
He's won.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Look, the feedback from management, from upper management has been
that the questions may have been a little bit on
the easy side recently, and so I went for impossible, no, no, no,
I answer I reckon two out of five of those,
especially question five, Question five.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
I would have got that exactly. Okay. So who's the
current world number one men's goal for.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
Shane scottis Shepard?

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah? Okay, you got that? And what character was played
by Henry Winkler and the TV series Happy Days? Yeah,
would have made them way too easy, too easy and
then too difficult. Yeah. If you're engineering, I hope it
stays several today, it's unfortunate for Shane.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Sometimes you're the bugs. Sometimes you are the one.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Screw box sticks through Justice four bornber.

Speaker 8 (34:00):
Jerry in the Night, The Hoadarchy, Breakfast, It's the five,
the groundbreaking radio segment where we take five things and
we listen them from five, three to one.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
It's never been done in the history of radio before,
and it's taking the world by storm. Just another one
of the innovations on the show that other radio stations
are starting to steal.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
You can be part of it by suggesting things on
three four eighty three or giving us a call. Oh
eight hundred, haydache, We always love to hear from you. Previously,
we have found the top five beaches, rivers among pet peeves,
top five words for twenty twenty five blazing spots. Now,
that was an interesting, Yes, that one we gang buses. Actually,

(34:39):
we still have to think about putting together that coffee
table book of the top five blazing spots in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
I'm sort of beavering away in the background. I'm targeting
the you know, there's the key sales period of Father's
Day into the Christmas period. I'm sort of targeting that
for the top five blazing spots.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Okay, that's interesting. I was thinking, I e, I've kicked
it to touch okay, good. Oh yeah, I've kecked it
even further down the road. I was saying Christmas time. Yeah, yeah, right,
a good old fashioned stocking stuffer. Yeah. How long is it?
I can't take that long to make a book. Also,
we found the top five dogs, fruits, straits, hangover, cures,
and pieces of New Zealand in frustructure.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
This weekend, with storm Berwooma bearing down on us and
the warriors facing off against the Melbourne storm. I thought,
why not top five storms?

Speaker 3 (35:27):
That's the perfect storm this weekend, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
As the perfect, perfect perfect storm. Chuck that in there.
I give you storm in a teacup for one of
the top five storms.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Okay, the Melbourne storm. Obviously that's Are we accepting former
tropical cyclones as storms? I mean order they have to
have the words storm and then for example, one of
the great tropical cyclones that ever hit New Zealand, cyclone Bowler, Yeah,
nineteen eighty eight. You can forget it.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Fine, I don't think it necessarily needs to have storm
in the name, for example, Or me Daniels, that's not
technically got.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Storm in the name. That's dark and stormy, dark and stormy,
that Stormy Daniels. That's not a name I've heard for
some time. She learned large over that presidential campaign, and.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
She did order that operation does it Storm?

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Yes, one of my favorite Will you accept that.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Does it storm? Nineteen ninety one? Yeah? Is that that one?

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (36:22):
That was that one was around there? It was that
a R one, wasn't it?

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Early front Runner? Give me storm troopers.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
We came.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Storm Troopers came through into the group chat last night.
It's it's pretty good. How someone's ticked through on three
four eight three straight away storm hit tire from my
goes hard.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Oh, yes, he does, he does, He really does. He
does go hard good gol for in his own right
he does.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Yeah. And a few texts coming through for storm purpose,
So keep the texts coming through four right.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Through a new storm purpose would make the suggestions And
there I knew it.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Why don't we brainstorm this three four or eight hundred
hrdarchy the top five storms.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Jerry and Mni, the hodarchy, breakfast.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
It's the today we're looking for storms. The top five storms.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Top five storms on three four a three million texts
coming through. There is quite a clear favorite at the moment,
and it is Darrude sandstorm, which is rollicking out to
an early lead coming into the back straight. So if
you want to knock that off, it's perch. Get us
a text through on three four eight three. I think
most of those are coming from acc.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Here g lan Hey. The great red spot on Jupiter
is having a little bit of a go here. I
see about four or five texts for that. The largest,
I guess and most famous storm in the Solar system.
It's it's one point three that you know that the
red dot on it's made up of gas and all

(37:53):
sorts of stuff. They estimate the wind in that particular
storm is between four hundred and thirty and six hundred
k's an hour, and it's been going for about one
hundred and eighty years. That storm, it's a one hundred
and eighty year storm. It's not in a once and
a one hundred eighty year storm. It's a it's been
going for one hundred and eighty bloody years. Jeez.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
They must be having a hard go up on Jupiter
at the moment. How do you rebuild after that? That
suck having a house underneath that thanks, imagine that you'd
want to board those windows up. Stormtroopers from the Galactic Empire.
Why don't we brainstorm this? What about Storm Z? Jerry
into Storm storm Z? Yes, Storm Z and storm Z

(38:36):
you go away back?

Speaker 3 (38:38):
We love each other, We really love each other.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
What about Storm and Norman being Norman Norman Beryman, great.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Player, but Storm and Norman Beerman did he play for
the did he play wing? I feel like yeah, I
think he moved into the in the center's rip. Storm
and Norman Beer.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Who he's definitely going to be in consideration cyclone Tracy
Christmas Eve Darwin. We're going to accept that.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Yeah, I think you'd be looking as well as a
few votes here for cyclone Gabriel as a as a
Storm yep.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Andrew Smith wants to nominate Cameron Smith is the best
Storm player.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Great player Storm and Norman Schwartzcoff capable player who can
forget Storm and Norman Swartzcoff. Let's go to Luke. Good morning, Luke,
welcome to the show.

Speaker 6 (39:31):
The morning to ye, I'd just like to reference Storm
from the comic books back in the day, what's the
dc X men as a sub reference Yoppers?

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Will you accept the halle Berry representation from the movies?

Speaker 6 (39:53):
That keeps going?

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (39:56):
By the way, I can't stop thinking saying yoppers and
everyone ruining my social life.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Oh no, it's ruining mine as well. That's why I've
sort of taken a bit of a break. But top
of the oppers to you this morning, Low can have
a good weekend, mate. A lot of texts coming through
for Storm, Purvose, Storm Purpose, Storm Purpose have that riders
on the Storm? Will you accept that.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Riders on the Storm? Yeah? Yep, totally.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
I'm a storm, and if you say it fast enough,
I count.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
I see what I'm saying. Yep.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Another one for storm purverse. These things are often a
storm and a teacup and no particular order. Storm purpose,
storm getting fifty put on them. The nearest Tigerian storming
kings landing, Hurricane Katrina come before the storm.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
The nearest Tigerian, of course, so keep those coming in.
What are the top five storms?

Speaker 2 (40:46):
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Speaker 3 (40:55):
Boats coming on thinking fast for the top five storms
this morning on the front. Top five.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
I like this one here, Stormy Daniels absolutely tremendous, maybe
the greatest we've ever seen. People are saying that. Let
me tell you it was unbelievable, just tearing through everything
like nobody's ever seen before. Lay them on a similar note,
what about when they stormed the White House a few
years Would you put that in the top five storms.

(41:20):
I've got a couple of honorable mentions I'd like to
rip through here if I could, Fellers, before we unveil
the top five storms, Dark and Stormy, Delicious drink delicious,
Droke can't have too many of them, but they have
delicious drunk, particularly in winter. Are we talking a rum
and ginger ginger ale or gingerbad? Never known the difference,
and I don't care. Storm and a teacup.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Ye, many people are thinking that possibly this extra cyclone
that's coming down this weekend might be a storm and teacup.
We're going to be prepared. We've got to be prepared.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
We'll be talking to Brando about that very shortly. What
about the calm before the storm which we currently in
right now? Yes, storm guitar from MYVM apparently playing some
good golf for them. He's playing some great golf at
the moment, is what I'm here. And the masters no
name towards I think VJ. Singhfield the quota storm from

(42:13):
x Men and brackets Yoppers m h storm watched from
Jethrow Tull.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
What about the Great White.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Hen his storm that was a great storm, that was
one of the all time storms, storm of tea storm,
thunder lightning, fire cranking number one right there, Jesus calming
the storm, Bishop Bryan, may peace be upon him creating
a storm.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
These are all the storms, all right.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Let's get into it without any further ado. Number five,
the Great Red Spot, centuries old anti cyclonic storm in
Jupiter's southern hemisphere, characterized by red orange clouds and wind
speeds exceeding six hundred kilometers an hour.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Anti cyclonic, as you said, that's because it's formed from
high pressure as opposed to low pressure, which is the
storm that's coming our way in the next while as
the opposite kids.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Number four, the Melbourne storm getting fifty foot on them
just last week.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
That's got and I care about that, and that's happening
again this weekend.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Apparently by all accounts, that is happening again, the Melvine
storm getting fifty foot on them.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Number three stormtroopers from Star Wars really not the ones
from Nazi Germany.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Not with the ones from Nazi Germany.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Let's speak. Let's be really clear on that.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Although apparently heavily influenced, they're basically the Stormtroopers and Star Wars.
When they're saying like half half the ones you're talking
about in half Samurai.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Terrible shots, those Stormtroopers and Star Wars awful. They were
just get they need to get to a shooting range
and hopeless look about twenty of them and they can't
shoot one.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Single first scene of any of the Star Wars movies
as well. It's just them missing about three thousand.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Shots straight as they board the It's it's their helmets.
It is the helmets.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Number two Storm Purpose just by way to votes, she
couldn't be denied. She was on the air a million
takes coming through for the lovely Storm Purpose.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
A dear friend the.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Show should be absolutely disgusted that she features on this
at all.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
What is the number one?

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Number one couldn't be anything else.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
It had to be de rude Sandstorm the chart topper
from the early two thousands, the chart Yoppa from the
early two thousands. It was a behavior.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Do you think this is on a matapak? The song?
Is this what it would be like or feel like
musically to be caught in a sandstorm? Yes? Hectic? I
think this is what it feels like to be inside
the brain of one a sec head Glane Hectic, Hectic, Stinging.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
So forecasters are expected to isssue a number of weather
warnings this morning. Read alerts likely as Cyclone Vayanu approaches
New Zealand. It's expected to affect the upper half of
the North Island overnight Saturday and then through until Sunday.
To tell us more, Principal forecaster for earth wind and

(45:00):
Fire in New Zealand, Chris Brandon.

Speaker 9 (45:04):
Never get it never gets old, does it, Guys?

Speaker 3 (45:06):
It must be you must be incredibly busy at the moment, Chris.
This is This is an interesting system, isn't it? Because
forecast is a struggling to track its exact path, and
where its exact path ends up going is going to
have quite an impact on how things work out. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (45:23):
Look, it's always a challenge when you know this started
coming on the proverbial radar, what four or five days ago,
like you know, Tuesday after Easter Monday, right, so several
days away, and that at that time horizon there is uncertainty.
And now things are starting to come into better focus.
And just looking at the latest track by met Service,
and I've looked at some of the recent guidance in

(45:43):
addition to that, and the track is forecast to go
pretty much over Great.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Barrier Island very ruly on Sunday morning.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
This is the center.

Speaker 9 (45:52):
Now, keep in mind, an next tropical cyclone is not
a point, it's an area. So we often look at
the center. It's pretty much guide us as to how
things are going to move. So that center moves of
a great barrier, moves over the cormantle, right down the
spine of the Cormandle Peninsula, then off shore in Hawks
Bay by Sunday evening. Now the reason the track we're

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so fixated on the track is because the impacts, such
as the heaviest rain the strongest wind are found on
certain sides. Think of of an ext tropical cyclone, or
even a cyclone for that matter, as like a silly analogy,
but it will help morning time donut. Think of a
donu right hole in the middle and it's a big rain.
That hole in the middle is the center, but the
ring is where the action is. That is where the

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biggest impacts are. And it's usual that right side or
eastern side of the dona or the eastern side of
the cyclone where the winds are strongest. So the rain
really starts to increase. It looks like late Saturday night
across the upper and eastern part of the North Island,
so eastern Northland.

Speaker 6 (46:52):
Oddly enough, the far.

Speaker 9 (46:53):
North, like the far far North of the Northland region,
may not get that much rain, but farther southward on
today raining cres Auckland area. Look, we're gonna get a
really good drop of rain. We're gonna probably get seventy
to one hundred millimeters maybe more of rain, but that'll
fall in about twelve thirteen, fourteen hours, So we're talking
nearly nearly a month's worth of rain, give or take

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in about a half day or so. So that's falling
on wet ground, right, and that means a lot of runoff,
and that does increase the risk for things like flash flooding.
The rain is actually gonna be much heavier. The Courmndle,
the Cormndal peninsulas allow mountains. We know this, So does
the Kaimis. So does areas like over toward north of
gisban Thra Kumras. These mountains act like your hand squeezing

(47:38):
excuse me, squeezing a sponge. So when your hand squeezes
a sponge, all that moisture comes out, and with a
wind coming off the water, those areas and the Cormandle,
two hundred millimeters of rain or more could fall within
the eighteen to twenty four hours. Their ground is wet. Yeah,
so things like flooding real concern. Then we have the
wind right, so the wind quite strong, very strong, in fact,

(48:01):
winds well over one hundred k the wind dust. Again,
Sunday's the day where the wind will be strongest, and
those winds coming from an unusual wind direction, kind of
the southeast to east. That will accentuate the risk for
things like tree damage, increase the chances for that. The
ground is wet too. If you've ever done any gardening,
I try to avoid it, but sometimes you have to.

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If you pluck out the weeds in the wet ground,
it comes out a lot easier than the ground is dry.
But when I'm talking to the weeds here, we're talking
trees and things like that. And then farther south north
it gisben in the rock kumeras there could see even
more rainflow, could be close to three hundred millimeters or more.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
North it gives been proper.

Speaker 9 (48:39):
So got to watch high tide early afternoon on Sunday
for the day of plenty. There's a thing called the
inverse barometer getting super nerdy on you. So the lower
the air pressure. Barometers measure air pressures like a scale
of the atmosphere. So if that gets really low. What
that does elevates the sea level. That's the inverse relationship.
So you have all these waves coming on shore, the
water trying to leave them from all the rainfall, and

(49:01):
you have high tide and they have this inverse barometer.
So it's a confluence of these things come together. What
am I trying to say? If there's going to be
coastal flooding, coastal erosion, things like that Bay a Plenty area,
gotta watch that high tide around two o'clock Sunday after
doo and give or take depending on where you are.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Chris Brandon, Lena, what can people do to make sure
that they I survive this particular tropical ex tropical cycline,
but also just to try and limit the amount of damage.

Speaker 9 (49:31):
Yeah, look a lot of common sense things here. And
I know we often say these common sense things, but
we say them because oftentimes people don't do it. It's
like put it on your seatboat. We all know to
do that, but people still don't do that. Now it's
the time to make a plan. So it's Friday. We
have a day and a half before the proverbial hits
the fan. So let's think of a plan. If you

(49:51):
live in an area, follow the advice from Civil Defense
Met Service thing top of the forecast. If there's going
to be a red and warning for where you live,
take that very seriously. Make a plan, maybe stock up
on the water, have your phones charged. If you have
any battery packs, have them charge, and be ready to
go if you need to go, if you need to evacuate,
whether you're being advised to, whether you feel unsafe and

(50:12):
you have to self evacuate. So it's basically thinking things through,
being proactive and coming up with a plant. You hope
not to initiate that plan, but you're much better off
having a plan not using it than having no plan
in needing one, right, so this is the time to
come up with one. Ash you mentioned lastly, the wind
in Auckland is going to be quite significant, probably mid
to late morning Sunday. It's about mid to late afternoon

(50:34):
six to eight hours, but it's going to flick around
to the southwest as that load dips to our south.
And remember airflow is like a clock around a low
pressure in the southern hemisphere, so that's clockwise, so that
when the low goes to our south, we get flicked
from the southwest we can see some really significant wind gusts,
particularly in West Auckland later Sunday morning into Sunday afternoon.

(50:55):
That could cause tree damage and power outages. And we
can't sleep on the upper part of the South violence.
So places like Blenheim and Marlborough they could see some
significant rain. So that's something worth watching as well. So
this is a wide reaching event. A lot of places
will be hit quite hard. Some places may skip the
brunt of it, and they may say, what's all the
fuss about. You'd be lucky if you said that, So
consider as so lucky that happens.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Chris Brandolino from Earth Wind and Fine, New Zealand, thank
you so much for your time this morning. Appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Jerry and the Night.

Speaker 8 (51:25):
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Speaker 1 (51:33):
The beer for him.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Welcome to the studio ICC here g Lan that doesn't
seem to be here. I think he's on leave today, Yeah,
I think so. But anyway, lucky for some remember the
last time we had Jason.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
When you love to just swarm around the country on
holiday doing bagarol.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Some of us are going to hold down the Boddy
for you know, you imagine nothing could get done around here,
can you imagine? So does sport take a holiday this weekend?

Speaker 4 (52:04):
No?

Speaker 3 (52:05):
No, no, never sleeps does that never has a holiday?
Gee Lane takes a holiday, But sport just keeps going.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Obviously, we've got a three way that pays that is
riding this weekend. We've gone the Chiefs at a dollar
and one, the Hurricanes to win at a dollar thirty.
And then Luke who's holding the ticket this weekend, he's
gone the Melbourne Storm versus New Zealand Warriors. Old he's
gone for the Warriors to win at three dollars ten,
which I got to be honest, if I hadn't imposed
a no Warriors gambling limit on myself last weekend, this

(52:35):
is the kind of thing that would get me back
in there. And in fact, I'm not going to rule
it out because because it I mean, look we are well,
look we had two bad games, you know, and then
within those games maybe like a bad half in each
of that. So we've had two bad halves this year.
We're not a bad team.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
No, I don't think we're a bad team. I don't
think Melbourn Storm are a bad team. Either I have
lost three games in a row.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
They suck, and they're going to lose four in a row.
On I mean, what could they point what could they
point to in the last twenty years to say that
they are a good franchise in the National Rugby League?

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Really, seventeen times in a row?

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Yeah, no one's ever been nae eighteen times in a row.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
I do have audio of you talking about the Wis
Tigers from a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Wist Tigers suck and we have been absolutely humming to
start the season.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Wis Tigers suck.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Melvin Storm, Melbourne Storm suck and we have been humming
to start this season. All right, so we that's free money.
Landstickson and said, is cyclone man, I are going to
make the Warriors cat I might do. I've been thinking
about a new gambling segment where each week we sit
me down and I put my own hard earned money

(53:44):
on the line and make a call for each of
these different games, and then we bet with the with
the show money against.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Me whatever you basically whatever you're betting on. Yes, if
you can, just let me know what that is and
I'll go the other way happily myself with my own money,
and I reckon I've got a bloody good chance of
winning that way good, But you'd have to actually do
it for for real, Yeah, for real, and you'd have
to genuinely want to win. Yes.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Well, just last what was a good Friday. I sat
down with the in laws and I jinxed sixteen consecutive horses.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
And three dogs.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
And now in financial runs, I think there's something in
I know the big show did g lane versus coin
versus the toss of a coin? I think there's something
in just fading.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Me whatever I go for go the opposite.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
So maybe we'll start that next week Super Rugby. If
we have a whip around in that, I think it's
going to.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Go chalk this weekend. So again bet against that.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Landers. Brumby's obviously one of PACIFICA fifteen dollars out against
the Chiefs at a dollar and one, which I've got on.
You've been against your favorite team. The Blues can call
that happiness insurance if you'd like to.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
The during the force is interesting because that's in FIGI
is it? Yeah, I think off the back of a
tropical cyclo move through there. So you've got the force interesting.
The Drew Paye dollar fifty two and the fourth of
two forty five.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
I'd almost have the drawer at a dollar and one.
In Fiji after a cyclone, they will not mow the field.
The grass will be knee deep yep, and they will
obliterate the force. I think reads versus Crusaders pecking. They
haven't seen this one on the schedule, and they're both
gonna wear red jersey.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
It's going to be night now. But Crusader is a
dollar fifty as they should be. So I reckon.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Maybe that's a new segment we start next week. As
we go through, I peck all the rounds, you bet
against it with the show pot and.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Reap the profits. RA teams bit responsibly.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Earlier on the show, we're talking about the cozy libs crisis,
the fuel crisis, and we had a text through that
we didn't get to, which I'd like to read for
you now. When I was a teenager, I had a
Mitsubashi L three hundred Evan.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
I've had one of those in my bloody van. Great van.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
You can get the ones with the two sliding doors
so you can dive straight through that thing.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Yeah, as opposed to the L two hundred, which is
the year terrible, terrible, Yet thete with just the normal wheels.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Yeah awful?

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Is it a two wheel drive?

Speaker 1 (56:10):
The L three hundred, the L two hundred, Oh, I
don't know about L two hundred. You'd have to assume
the L three hundred.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Was the Was it the Pope mobile? Do you know
that we converted one of those? I'm pretty sure that
wasn't it? Hold on? Is the three hundred the yop
or the van three hundreds of the van three hundreds oft?
I assume, so I'm pretty sure we converted an a
Mitsubishi L two hundred into a popemobile when the Pope
came here in nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Makes sense. I would have gone the three hundred anyway.
This person had a Mitsubishi L three hundred van which
I drove to school each day, literally every day, on
the way to school, that would run out of petrol
and I would coast into the celtexs and Katakati and
put two dollars in. The long straight into town had
a very slight downhill gradient, so it didn't matter too much.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
We're on the straight.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
It ran out, I could coast for three or four
hundred meters if required.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
That's from Bruce. This is so we're talking about earlier
on back in the day, as you put five bucks
of gas. Yeah, and my other and I used to
go five for five, for five for five, and we
never put Occasionally I'd muster up ten bucks.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
No, yeah, I used to. I would drive around town
and anywhere in Wyomat. He was always walking distance from
one of the two petrol stations we had, So I
just had a little jerry can in the back of
the car for whenever I ran out.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Of gas, which was all the time.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
And then you just walked down there and put five
bucks in right, walk back to your car.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
You're exactly where that where the bottom of that e was.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Yeah, one hundred percent. Well I found it like this
guy almost almost every day. A couple other quick texts
delegate the book. This is the top five blazing spots
that we're looking to make brainstorm what's up? Hittings you
want on each page e g. Location best known for
a fun fact box on the side, and listeners around
n Z send in their local with a great vantage point,

(57:46):
fight great idea.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
No, I like that. Also, this text here. Can you
ask Chris Brandolino, if we win the toss on Saturday
from Niwa, what direction should we pick to receive That's
a good question actually without knowing exactly where you Ah, Liam, Yeah,
it's going to be quite hard to ask that question.
So if you'd like to tax back on three four
three and actually tell us where you're playing the game.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
But it's going to be an easterly so factor that it.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Time to do some breathing and show some gratitude.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Can I go first?

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Please? Bewomba. That was a very quick Bewomba. Didn't feel
like you exhaled enough there, bewomber its struggling with my
breathing lately.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
I am grateful that, after careful consultation with my life partner,
I didn't buy the trampoline that I was eyeing up
last weekend, despite the fact that I have neither kids
nor a yard to put it in, and that there
is a generational storm bearing down on us.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
It's funny that you say that, actually, because Boomba, I'm
grateful to the lovely, forward thinking members of the Augusta
National Golf Club in Georgia, who have had the foresight
to schedule their wonderful golf tournament over the same weekend
that a former tropical cyclone just happens to be bearing

(59:12):
down on the North Island of New Zealand, giving me
something to watch while I hunk her down inside eating
the last remnants of my Easter eggs from last weekend.
Oh my god, this has delightful. It's going to be
great with all the soothing green yellows and whites of
the Augusta National Palette and Ryan Fox bearing down on

(59:32):
Rory mcelroder win the Musk. Could you imagine, Ruder? What
are you grateful for? Bow?

Speaker 4 (59:43):
After the Friday top five that we had today top
five storms, I'm grateful for storm number two, Storm Purvise,
wonderful New Zealander. I've probably met her maybe three or
four times, but every time I do, it's such a
pleasant experience. She's so kind and she treats you like
you're one of her best friends. And so for that

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