📻Bed Maxxing - The Radio Show - The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hohdarchy Breakfast gets it full winter with Buttings, Trade, Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Wells and the nice Stuart the Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Well, come along to the Hierarchy Breakfast Tuesday, the nineteenth
of May twenty six. Nice to have you coming in
this morning, Monday, Jummy was this nice Stewart.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
I just want you guys to really attack today because Tuesday,
as we know, is that probably the worst day of
the week. I think we can all agree on that.
Monday's arguably on a grading scale, worse, but you're at
least prepared for it. Tuesday, you're not.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Here's a good thing about the Hierarchy Breakfast though, So
our Tuesdays are lame claim to fame Tuesdays. So at
eight o'clock we will be hearing your lame claims to frame.
I love that segment like I love it so much.
I look forward to it every week. So for me,
I now have something to look forward to on it.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
So that's why we put it there as well. Plus
also not a lot to talk about it on Tuesday,
you know, when you're down the content cold one probably
the hardest day.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Injuries, Yeah, sports injuries, Sports and juries, injuries and.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Edmund that's right. Yeah, that's about it.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
So yeah, let's really attack today Tuesday, and then we'll
be away. Velvet Revolve is not really helping.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
But Once at kicksha, I know it's a forty second intro,
but Once at kis.

Speaker 6 (01:12):
Oh, yeah, he's coming.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
And I've been undone by the name of the song
a few times.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Faller, Slither, slither, Velvet revolvers.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I just said, no, no, it's just a sliver sliver.
Now it's not just a slither.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Coming up next. I want to start the show with
the please explain a little bit unorthodox, I know, but
I think it needs to be addressed.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
What you've done.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Jerry, Oh really, you're doing it right now?

Speaker 7 (01:37):
Really, Jerry and the night, the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I'll sell what's going on? Last night we took to
social media. There was a video went up addressing the
allegations that Zoe's been rigging competitions in favor of shredded
dudes on building sides with their shirts off.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
You're talking about the Export Ultra Weekly Dump.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, that's right, and you may have seen the photo.
It's gone viral. We discussed at length yesterday Three builders,
one of them in the in the in the shape
of his life.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
I don't think he knows that yet, that that builder is.
I don't think he understands that he's in the shape
of his life. You never do, man, No, never.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Is there anything more heartbreaking than seeing a photo of
yourself from ten years ago and going, I wish I
knew he thinks.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Things are going to get better. No, but I'm here
to tell him that they're not. They as a forty
nine year old man, I can say things are not.
It's as good as it gets, right there.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Thirty four year old man. No one's rigging a competition
to drop me off anything. I'll tell you that. I'll
tell you that for nothing. Not my own partner anyway.
So we talked about that yesterday. There's a video that
went up and you would think that the comments, again
as they were on the original post, would be about
how should that dude is. They're not, They're about you.
Jerry Sam took to social media. He said, what's Jerry's

(02:58):
here up to it? So what Clint Instagram? Clinton Roberts
from over at Zidium. Yeah, one half of Brian Clint.
I'll let you figure out which said came here to
say the same thing. Launched the investigation at Manaia dot
Stewart We're going to change my name on Instagram and
I said a please explain tomorrow morning. And so here
we are.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Okay, what Clinton Roberts claim that came there to say
it's the same I did think that was a little
pot kettle.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I gotta be honest, that felt a little pot kettle. Okay,
but I will so a couple of things. First Off,
we've we've talked about this on the show before. You're
growing here out at the moment, you're in the middle
of a style change. Yeah, you're You're currently going for
the Michael Hill jeweler.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
I'm currently being compared to Michael Hell jeweler now deceased,
Rest in peace. Ah, I caught a glimpse of you.
Was like, no, I'm out, I'm slicking it back Michael
Hell Jeweler. Yeah, but look in the morning. Look, I
did actually catch a glimpse of that video and I
did think myself, actually, what the hell was my hair
doing there? But sometimes what happens is, okay, here's the deal.

(04:01):
In the morning. In the morning, I get up, I
have a shower, I then get on a bike. I
put on a bike helmet and ride to work. Safety
first man, and you.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Actually put on a motorbike helmet. If we're honest with this, I've.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Put on a motorbike helmet, a full face motorbike helmet.
I've got no light on my bike. I'm still been
criticized for having no light.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
I like that as a safety precaution. Instead of putting
a light on, you've just padded your head.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
I don't want to be a target.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
It's like I'm still going to crash, but I'm going
to survive it.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
At that time of the day, you can be a
target for a lot of people hate cyclists.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Well, it's miraculous the links you will go to for safety.
Because you've burned that whole supermarket down to stop forklists
from backing out in the morning.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Didn't you precisely?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
They were dangerous and so now that Central Aukland supermarket's
been burned down.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, Well, when you're going down Franklin Rode at fifty
four k's an hour and you're heading the bottom part
and a forklift is backing its way out with gay abandon,
it's hazardous, bloody dangerous. They're not looking around.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
You've burned that now, especially in a thirty zone when
you're going fifty four.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Speed limit as I go down there. So anyway, I
arrive at work with and I take off the full
faced bike helmet, and at that point, who knows what's
going to it's going to look like a free for all. Yeah,
who knows.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
I guess there's a couple of things, a couple of
issues there. One would be do you need the helmet?
So now I want to say, this was on Malcolm
in the Middle or was it on Friends? Where Ross
had a helmet a heremet? So it was a helmet
that had extra room built into it so that it
wouldn't disturb your hair.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah, well I'd love one of those.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
I think you might need the hear met.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
It's part of the reason that a lot of people
don't like wearing bike helmets because it disturbs their heir.
It's very hard to arrive at work. You're here when
you've been wearing a bike hemet. What do you mean
to do?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Let's the thing about riding a motorbike be is I
don't want to have to change costumes just for my
method of transport. You know what I mean? Then the
other thing is I guess when you go into seven sharp,
there's a whole here and makeup and wardrobe to there
isn't there precisely? I mean, would it kill z me
to get a here and make up thing in here
at four in the morning.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Well, it's this is not a beauty contest, and this
is not a fashion parage. And I've said that a
number of times. This is a radio show, this is audio.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Well, it's about what you say.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
It's about what you feel, It's what comes from your heart.
You know, what do you look like? Are the toils
of human emotion?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Well, unfortunately, Jerry, in today's modern environment, it is about
what you look like. You look like shit.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Okay, thanks, I'm also going through a difficult period. I'm
trying to grow my hair out. Can a man not
grow us here out? In peace?

Speaker 1 (06:34):
The hair helmet was on scrubs.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Then you go, thank you very much for that text, Jerry.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
We got told in a meeting just this week. But
this sort of thing is our marketing. So don't you
come in here and say, now, I'm not interested in
what my hair looks like in these videos.

Speaker 6 (06:48):
This is our marketing.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
It was going through a weird patch. It looked a
lot weirder. When I was going to try to look
and stuff on the mirror, I'm like, WHOA, what's hitting
me there? Well, I've got to say to still that
we've got here. That's not too bad. There looks kind
of normal, because otherwise you gotta put product in it,
you gotta put hair spray in it.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Just bang a heat on that.

Speaker 8 (07:08):
That's what I do.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
And then he had had here for the rest of
the day.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
If you don't take it off.

Speaker 7 (07:14):
Good point, Jerry, and midnight the hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Gentlemen, we are entering what I like to refer to
as hangey season. It's getting cold enough now that my
cat has started. We call him the hangy Stone because
in the middle of the night he will come and
perch up on top of you while you're asleep. And
there's something magical about the amount of heat a cat

(07:39):
can exert out underneath them. You know what I mean.
To touch on top, he would feel cold, but the
amount of heat he can pour out from underneath him,
that's incredible. That's why we call him the hangy stone.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Where you got that fur, and then the fur is
holding the heat and then if you've got the douve
fifty to fifty duckdown, yes, and then you're working with
the fur cats for plus the fifty to fifty duck down.
I know exactly what you're talking about. My cat used
to curl around my legs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And but
I think this is definitely the time of the year
when the cat is starting to realize that it's cold out.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
That's hanging season yep, yeah, and it needs to get warm. Yeah.
So it comes in and haunges me, and I wake
up just an absolute melted, bloody bolld spud.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
You notice that you're having weird dreams, oh, real fever dreams.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Then you wake up and just a pool of sweet
in the middle of the night, all that kind of stuff.
But thet year I had the other night was it
was quite late when I came to bed. I think
this is Friday. I was up all night watching footy
they call it, and then make sure to close my
browser afterwards. And then the missus had been in bed,
you know, she had worked the next day. So I

(08:44):
walked in and you know, as a very respectful, loving partner,
I was like, I don't want to disturb it. Usually,
if I'm coming to bed after her the you know,
the lights are off, I might put my phone torch
on and have a look around the room walk by,
because I gotta walk around the bed to get into it. Oh,
you wouldn't want to trip on something, Well, you wouldn't
want to trap on something. But I also wouldn't want
to inadvertently shine the light in her eyes and wake
her up, because I love her and so I know

(09:08):
and like no, and you've.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Woken her up so many times in the past by
doing things like playing Queens of the Stone Age on
your Yuwi boom at full volume to the point where
it goes makes that noise, which is like it's at
maximum twice in one night.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
At about five minutes.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
I've got history.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Is it a crime to love your partner?

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Jar I'm trying to get married to this person.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
And I and I so am I out of an
abundance of love and care, I decided not. I decided
to forego the phone torch in this instance. So I
was walking around the bed of my head, hand on
the foot of the bed so I could see where
it was tripped over my own pile of laundry. That's
by the way. And then when I went to get
in bed, I went to pull the covers back and

(09:52):
I just gave them a yank.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
And then.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
The cat had killed out right where I usually sleep,
and I created this trampoline figs. I slunge ont of
the cat across the bead and it like bounced off
of this his head and then hit the basically hit
the wall.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
That thing would absolutely fly.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
She wakes up and I was like, I'm so sorry,
I've just flung the cat across the canipolder folded. But yeah,
literal catterpop bounced off her head at the wall, and
I wouldn't see it again through the night.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Well, luckily the cat can deal with that sort of stuff. Yeah,
I said, the same thing with the cat killing its
way around my legs for some reason, always my legs.
Whether tolls his legs at night, and this is pussy
and she'd be around my legs and I get so
hot and sweaty, and then i'd i'd just run them
across to the end of the bed and the cat.
You'd hear this, and that was the cat landing on

(10:53):
his feet, I'm sure, but the cat would have been
going from completely asleep.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
All of a sudden through the middle of the ear.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
But a cat is equipped to deal with that, I've
got to say. And then the cat used to come
straight back. Yeah, yeah, I mean, but then it learned
over time that I would kick it back off again
if I was awake. But it learned that if it
waited for ten minutes then and then jump back up,
because they'd hear this did, and it would get back
up on the bed again, and it would that I

(11:23):
would be asleep by that stage, and it could get
another hour out of me.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Well, yeah, because first of all, it's first I've got
to figure out that those are your legs, because they
can't put two together like that. You exist underneath the
bed there, and then wait for your fur. It's a
cat under You're right, Well, I'll tell you what a
real road awakening for the missus to have a cant
bounced off her head in the middle of the night.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
I don't exactly what you mean though.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
With your flee it just pull it taut and this
thing goes flying.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
So one of those things that the firemen have out
when you're jumping out of a.

Speaker 7 (11:52):
Building, Jerry in the night, they breakfast.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
The latest sport headlines thanks to export Ultra the beer
for here. Warriors assistant coach Slade Griffin expects a smooth
change in the halves despite a probable season ending knee
injury to halfback Tanner Boyd in the win over the Broncos.
The likely replacement is Luke Metcalf. Now, remind me who's he? Well,
last week he announced his commitment to Saint George Lawara

(12:19):
from next season. Well to Marty Martin stepped up off
the bench in his first game of the season. Ironically,
Warriors meet the Dragons on Saturday. Griffin says Metcalf is
still held in high regard.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
It's a really interesting one. The teamless will be named
at around four o'clock this afternoon, and I'll be watching
with baited breath. If you're a gambling man, Jerry, who
do you think they will pick?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
I think that they will pick Luke Metcalf in the
starting team, and then I think, to mighty Martin will
come off the bench.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
So do I, So do I?

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Even though he played bloody well Tomighty he did in
the weekend and does y and dangerously good looking.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
I've never seen women paid tension to rugby league stories
he's got everything.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
He's got something for everyone there.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
I've always said he is. He is the man that
Kiwi dad's described themselves as back in the day, you
know when they're you know, back in the day, your dad.
He's the hunt and fish. The ladies quite like him.
You can play played a bit of footy for the Warriors.
You may have heard of them, yep, and he is
actually doing it. He actually passed my mouth now to
think about it.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
He's also the thing that when the cats away we're
talking about are yep, the mountain pop. You got it
all happening there. Swimming New Zealand coach Graham Hall believes
Lewis Clearbert has boosted his Commonwealth Games medal chances After
the National Championships in Auckland, twenty six year old posted
a four minutes nine point four seven second time to

(13:46):
win the four hundred mete What does that mean? I
am I even know what that means. That's the quickest
and the Commonwealth since the Paris Olympics.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
That means it's quick.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Man a right, four minutes nine point four to seven.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah in the four hundred meter I am individual medley.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Okay, that's quick? The hell says the performance bodes well
for Glasgow in July, doesn't. Okay, great, it's bod and
well mate, and a sellout looks imminent for Auckland FC's
a League final against Sydney FC on Saturday at Mount Smart.
All general tickets are gone, but one last seating window
might be presented today. We'll hear more about that from

(14:24):
Auckland FC CEO Neck Becker. That's after seven o'clock. I
wonder where that seating window is. I think they're introducing
some different zones Winny seven thousand in the capacity. Oh
is that right? Okay, seven thousand.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Because I know that for the Warriors games it's about
twenty five thousand, because that's how many you need to
have to host a playoff game in the NRL. I
wonder if maybe on the grass Embankment they're doing something
down that day.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
I think they're putting something in the Grassy Knoll.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, I think they're going Grassy novel.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Either that or the Book Depository, Yeah, which is just
up on the hill there. I'd rather watch from the
Book Depository.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
People.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Would you can triangulate your.

Speaker 7 (15:04):
Jerry and Midnight the Hootarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Remember we're talking about balls, school balls, going to the
school ball, and I discussed the fact that me and
two other people that look more like me than Jerry
all showed up to the ball wearing the exact same rented.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Gold waistcoat, the waistcoat and.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Somebody the waistcoat. Somebody was it.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
With the cumber bund. I'm just saving a look.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
No, Sand's cumberbund okay instead?

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Right, So you went with the waistcoat, the waistcoat, and
lieu of the cumber bun.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yes. Cam Mather took it upon himself to perform an
incredible piece of internet sleuth work, managed to dig out
a photo of me at the ball. Mind blowing that
he's even been able to find this because I don't
have that photo, right, okay, but somehow he's dug up
a photo of me and as who you will see

(16:02):
adorned in the exact same gold waistcoat. Yes, and then
Japanese exchange student Tuckerhead or Dooy who did not get
the memos. He's just I think that's his own talent's
own costume.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Right, he's in a black waistcoat.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yes, he's in a black waistcit. You'll also notice I've
gone with the boat. Ee, I have gone with the tails.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Yes you have. You've gone with the morning suit, which
is impressive.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
We all had because because how it worked at the
time was they would they would leave a booklet at
the at reception at school and you could go in
and like mark off what you wanted to rent. So
it was like a like a posty plus catalog. Okay,
and you and so you just look through and you
just pick the goofiest looking ship, take all.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Of that and then get it to live it.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
And funnily enough, all of the fellows that look more
like me than like you ended up showing up in
the exact same get.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Up with the gold waistcoat, with the gold waistkit.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
But you the tails.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Oh so did the did your mate here in the
photo that's in the middle with the gold waistkit. So
what's happened with this photo? If you're listening as so,
these three young gentlemen are all with folded arms, looking
at the camera very staunchly. Actually no, AND's smiling.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Look harty, we look hearty man, very staunched.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
But the man in the middle is he's wearing the
gold waistcut with nothing else on. You're wearing the gold waistcoat,
but you've got the tails jacket over the top.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
I think he'd taken his off by that stage.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
The Japanese exchange student is wearing the black waistcoat. He's
also not got his jacket on either, So you're the
only one that's gone formal with the jacket. Because the
guy in the middle with the gold waistcoats also running
what looks like a gold bow tie.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah, I think I think it's like a cravat type
of situation. He's running the he's running a cravat. He's
gone full gold. Has a safe there, Yeah, it's a safe.
His dad's so tongue and his name's literally Tongua.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Oh really literally?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, okay, So yeah, I just didn't I mean, I
don't know. It's this is the this is the game.
We're in fellas public access to it's all elements of life,
and we like to share our lives with you out there.
But I just that one, I'm going to be honest,
gave me the I was like, Jesus.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
So do we know how this even existed?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
This photo?

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Where does where does the photo come from?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
It's said Saint Keaven's alumni page. But I've had a
look and I can't find it. But evidently I think
Cam who's sent that through goes or went to Saint
Gibbons okay, and then has dug through the annals and
dug and found that one terrifying that's stuck.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Right in the annals, isn't it?

Speaker 7 (18:25):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Hey, we've got a major bed swap situation going on
in our house at the moment, huge bed swap. My
fourteen year old son is about to lose his two singles.
He's got two two singles, about to lose the two singles,
and and hear it a double bed. We're inheriting. And

(18:48):
I don't know how I feel about this. My parents'
marital bed. Oh you know recently they've moved out of
the house. Hence why we've got this half of my
dad's wine collection, half some of the old bottles there
which has been working our way through. So I was
also offered my parents' bed right from their house because

(19:09):
they've got a new they've got new one. My parents
are running two separate rooms now and their new accommodation
just until the kids leave them. They're running to my
mum's got the master sweet whether walk and wardrobe on sweep.
My dad's got a corner.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
He's out in the garret basically, yeah, he's in the
Harry Potter cap but poor man carcas storage.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
So and so they they got new beds for their
for their rooms, and so they in their old house
which they've now moved out of there in the final
throes of moving out of fun of throngs. And I
was offered their marital bed, which you accepted gleefully. Well
you don't take care, it's well, hold on it. It's

(19:50):
a it's a Selly postureped deck. No ad for Celia.
It's a Seay postureped deck ceiling. Super King. Really, I mean,
you don't look at super King a silly postupedic super King.
You don't look at gift toolse in the mouth.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
You don't look at gift horse in the mouth. But
I just worry.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
About how longen on that beard?

Speaker 1 (20:11):
That's right? How and and for a few different reasons
to how long have they had.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
That for about it's probably about an eight year old beard.
I would say, Okay, not an old beard. It's a
really nice bear. It's a nice beard. Okay, should be
a top of the line Sealy.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Oh look, there's no I don't think anyone's down in
the quality of the of the bed or the mitress.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Have you ever had it that silly posturepedic feeling?

Speaker 1 (20:35):
No, I haven't. I have.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
You don't buy a beard every day, don't.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Well, there's the thing. You don't buy a bit everything.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
You don't. If you can, you don't buy a beard.
That's what I'm saying. Because those things are like, I
don't know, like ten grand. I don't even know how
much they are. What is what's the seay postupedic worth
super grand.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Reach outspedic Yeah, I know, I know. I can see
in your mind you're thinking I've made ten grand here?
But what actually but what actually is happening is is
your intention that you're going to sleep in there?

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Nah, I'm not sleeping in it. That thing's going in
the spare room. Okay, here's my play. We've got already
got a beard, and we're very happy with it. It's
a California King. It's bigger than the super King. Very
happy with the California King. So we've got that. Tolsa
thinks it's too hard. That's another issue. And the spare room.
There's a spare room in our house. Our house has

(21:26):
four bedrooms. We've got two kids, so there's a spare
room and now of sorry yes, and that spere room.
At the moment there is a king Beard a double
bed Jesus and that's in there. And then in my
son's bedroom he's got two singles. My daughter's got a double.
He's just holding beds at this place.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
You've got more beds.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
I've got two beds. I mean for any three four three,
anyone who wants two king singles about to possibly get
two singles today because we're doing this bed swaps.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
You're overstocked on beds and you're passing the savings on
to the listener.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
But I'm moving the one from upsetairs, the King down
to my son's bedroom. He gets the old King, which
was TOSSI nine years ago, and now the spare rooms
getting my parents old super king. Seemi Posturepedic.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Really text her on three four three you really limit
yourself when it comes to buying sheets when you own
a super King. That's too many Sea League Posturepedics for
Jerry not to be in the pocket of Big Sealy
and the next Gerry's theories. How many different positions have
been tried and said bed.

Speaker 7 (22:29):
Jerry and mania the Hodaky Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Jerry and Manya joined the complay the Hodaki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
For more so. Auckland FC are about to play in
the A League Grand Final for the first time. They
host Sydney FC at Mount Smarter on Saturday. It's going
to be huge and I see here just looking live.
Auckland are the favorites at the tab at dollar fifty
seven Auckland FC two dollars thirty five Sydney FC. It's

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also the first time the Grand Finals ever been played
outside Australia. Joining us to talk about the game and
to find out if you still get tickets. Auckland FC
CEO Nick Becky get a neck.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
How are you good morning? Boys? To me, I'm very good,
I'm very well. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Oh congratulations. First of all, you must be stoked.

Speaker 8 (23:16):
Yeah, it's awesome. It was an awesome weekend. Friday night
was immense the boys. Yeah, they're incredible.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
I was. I was so proud of them.

Speaker 8 (23:25):
And then to see Sydney beats newscounter to allow us
to host the first ever New Zealand Grand Finals as
a very special moment for the club.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Yeah, Fanax fans must be few.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Mean.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Take us back to last weekend because my MVP of
the weekend was Steve Courriker. The videos that were coming
out of him and counting the goals, celebrating with the
crowd a couple of expletives. You don't have to be
a liberator to have seen those. What was that like
for you? Watching that? Were you writing it just as
hard as he was?

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Absolutely so? Put me, it was incredibly that.

Speaker 8 (24:01):
There's a lot of nerves and a lot of kind
of very anxious for say sixty minutes, and then when
I realized I think we're going to get this done,
I actually went down and joined. There's a smaller way
travling group of fans, which is amazing.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
For them to turn around a short time, it's spend
their own manage to get over there.

Speaker 8 (24:16):
So I went down and had a little celebration with them,
and then that third goal, within I knew it was
done and went over.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
And sort of celeb over the boys. But our social.

Speaker 8 (24:26):
Media guy is a little legend, and for him to
do that and turn it around and just Adelaide had
been giving it a lot in the week.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Leading up suits and he he came up to me
and said, what should we do? What should do? Should
we go back to them hard? I said, no, no,
may just wait we'll beat them and then you go
really hard. And he did that.

Speaker 8 (24:46):
He did that because you know, everyone everyone wrote us off.
They were all like, after we drew one all at
the home semi final though, like there's no chance we're
going to go over there and when and to put
in such an absolute performance and beaten three mil especially,
you know, like I was with a lot of Adelaide
people before the game and they were all talking about
their Grand Final.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
They kind of you can't do that.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
You can never get to hit yourself in these situations. So,
speaking of that, so have we've got a parade plan
for Sunday.

Speaker 8 (25:20):
Yeah, we drive the wrap bus along along Polsi Road
this afternoon if you want.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
To see it.

Speaker 8 (25:25):
Yeah, yeah, no, no, nothing, We're just we're just super
stoked to be in that final. We're going to celebrate.
It does look like it's going to sell out. So
we're working with the league at the moment to at
the moment, there's no available tickets to buy. They're going
to put some more on. I think it's this afternoon
and tomorrow. I think there's another kind of I'm kind

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of guessing that the absolute number have at three or
four thousand to go and then it's going to be
sold out to what we plan to do with that
as well as we're going to host a live site
down at Britamart Square and have the Breton Tie the
Street part of that, and fans will be able to
go down and sort of build up the atmosphere before
the game and then if they don't have a ticket

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for the game, they.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Can stay there and watch it on the big screen.

Speaker 8 (26:10):
So that'd be really good. The Council of Supporters on that,
so well done on our Legend of amyor Wayne Brown
on that one. Yeah, So yeah, it's an exciting weekend
to come.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Can you just whip more people onto the grassy knoll
there at go meet the stadium and then maybe build
a book depository or something and put some more people
and surely you can just whap more people on the grass.

Speaker 8 (26:33):
Yeah, we are talking to the stadium to do that.
So I think they're going to put in another one
thousand to fifteen hundred temporary seats in that north end
and then where the people want to get a waterproof
and throw on a bit of grass.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
I mean it's on all for that. I think it's
a great idea.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, I think the fans will be happy with that
as well, as long as they can get in their
witness history. How does it feel as a you know,
still a new club, second year in the league, How
does it feel from your perspective? You are to be
pretty stoked?

Speaker 8 (27:00):
Oh yeah, I mean, you know, right right when we
set up the club, we talked about because there's two
key things to what we wanted to do. One was
to be a real part of Auckland and embed ourselves
into the city and and create a club and a
team that the city is proud of.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
And you know, I think we're doing an okay job
at that.

Speaker 8 (27:17):
And then and then the second one is to be
competitive and to from from right from the get go, you.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Know, sort of win games and chune for silverware.

Speaker 8 (27:25):
And Susan one we won the premiership and it was
that was a pretty special season.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
And now to back it up and seas in.

Speaker 8 (27:33):
Two and go all the way through to a Grand
Final is an incredible effort by everybody. And it's not
just the I mean, the guys on the patch obviously
ultimately do the job, but the support that they get
from everyone else and my team in the head office.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
It's just such a.

Speaker 8 (27:48):
Brilliant place to work and everyone just pulls together like
a single family, and and and and gives it everything.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
So it's it's you know, we're all stowed.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Well, good luck for Saturday night. I think the game
starts eight five or something. That's eight o'clock or something,
isn't it.

Speaker 8 (28:04):
The Yes APM kickoff Saturday night at go Media sort
of That allows it to be broadcast back into Ozzie
at a time that the broadcast there was happy with.
So for us, that's fine. Give us any time of
the day that they want. It will be up for it.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
That's the way. Mack Mecca walking to a c CEO.
Thanks for your time this morning. Best of luck for Saturday.
I hope you go well.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Cheers boys, it's coming home. It's coming home.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Don't get a hit of yourself in the head.

Speaker 7 (28:33):
Jerry in the night the Hodarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Did anyone see that footage last night on the news
that guy that was on the corners flight is hitting
his way to the States and then the flight had
to tour into ta heeded to drop him off. He
was up wandering around. They were trying to restrain him.
He was passed off. He's trying to have a darry.
Then he tried to open the bloody door of the plane.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Did I see him coming out of the toilet or something?
And they were across ze Kiwi.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Was he Yeah, he was a New Zealander on a
Quantus flight.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
Yes, the man appearing to get even angrier when told
to move to the back of the plane.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Calm down, mate, he was a New Zealander, but I
think he lived in Australia, but very asia to point
out that he was a New Zealander. He's got an
Australian twang.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah, what a nightmare situation for all involved.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Well, when you're threatening to open the door mid flight,
you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
You can't do that.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
So he's been They dropped him off. The police then
grabbed him.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
They dropped him off into Heady. By the way, not
a bad outcome, no, if you're that guy.

Speaker 7 (29:41):
No.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
But the bad the outcome for him is he's never
allowed on a Quantus flight or a jet stuff like
ever again, you won't be upset about the jet Star
quantas you're not going to be able to get around Australia.
That's gonna be problematic when you're trying to travel around Australia.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
He'll be back here pretty soon, you'd think on Virgin Blue.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Yeah, and they still go.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yeah, that's as I mean, it's one of those things.
I remember sitting next to one of the emergency exits,
you know they come and give you the briefing. I
was sitting next to a lady. She would have been
ninety years old if she was a day, and she
was sitting next to the emergency door. And the earhus
comes over and she goes, I don't mean to be disrespectful.
I have to ask are you capable of lifting twenty

(30:21):
kilograms because that's how heavy the door is, And she
goes yep. And we've all sat there and looked at
her there right, Doris, okay, sweet airs, And then the
ears has finished their briefing.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
She walked away and they'll be he next to me
turns to me and.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
She goes, if we crash, I'll open the door. You
throw it out and throw me out after it.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
You had the plan ready to go. Yeah, I don't
know how i'd feel about some random like that guy
getting angry and then threatening to open the door midflight.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
I mean, well, because I also I flew over to
the United Kingdom you may know it is Great Britain
or England, and at that time, in three seventy had
just gone missing, and then another one had just been
shot down over Ukraine, and so I was like, oh
my god. I was a little bit freaked out because
that had all happened about a week before I flew

(31:07):
over there, and I was talking to him one actually,
the guy from the ball feighter. We were discussing before,
and he said, swing first. Oh really, He's like, if
anything goes down on there flight, just swing first, go
out in your shield, you know what I mean. They'll
bet a statue of you. And if you fall out
of the plane, try and do as many tricks as
you can before you hit the ground. That was his
advice for me. So in the middle of the night,

(31:28):
while I was trying to sleep in this flight and
we had to get diverted around Ukraine, we flew straight
lined in big detour around Ukraine, and in the middle
of the night, a male, a fighting age male, sprinted
full sprint up the aisle of the plane, brushed my shoulder.
I was sort of half asleep, opened my eyes just

(31:49):
in time to see the back of him running up
the plane, and I turned around, looked at all the
other fighting aged men on the plane and was like, can.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
We take him? What are we doing? What are we doing?
And all the other boys are sitting there look back
at me wide.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
I'd like, I don't know. If you go, I'll go,
but I'm not gonna.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Yeah, safety and numbers.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Yeah, it turns out it was just a teenager and
he was chasing.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
His Matekay, that's good to know.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Read the room man three for three.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
I eight hundred Harteckee. I've had a couple of situations there.
I had one guy that got kicked off a flight
as we were about we were taxiing, and he would
not listen to the safety briefing and he refused to listen,
and the hostess said, I need you to listen to this,
and he said, I don't care, I'm not going to listen,
and she said no, it's a requirement by law that
you listen. And he got really belligerent with her. He
was in the front row. It was like he was

(32:34):
in the fancy part of the plane. And she then
said no, and then they stopped the plane. The pilot
then came down and had to chat to him.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
And then they turned this plane around.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
They did turn the plane around on the tarmac, went
back to the went back to the to the gate.
Police came on board and took the guy away and
he was went there with his family. Yeah, three three,
I'd loved it. I'm sure there's this mother nightmare plane
stories out there. Test just doing crazy stuff. The back
of the sky and the corners flight.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
I once ordered the beef.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
I was behind you after you had ordered the beef
on that flight, that long haul flight.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
And there's something about the compression of the cabin. The
amount of gas you can produce is just astronomical.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
It was full and I needed a gas mask behind you.

Speaker 7 (33:23):
Jerry and mid Night the Hotiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
We're talking bad flight stories on the back of this
young man. He's not going who decided to go a
bit rogue on the flight from Sydney, I think across
somewhere in Australia, across to the States. He ended up
diverting to Tahiti to drop the guy off and be
taken off the plane by police. He now is not
allowed to go on any Quantus or Jet Staff flights

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every again in his life.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Apparently he tried one of his many crimes. Apparently tried
to open the door mid flight. A couple of texts
coming through around that apparently, don't worry about lunatics trying
to open the door mid flight. Airplanes are pressurized from
the inside out. Door sits in like a bung hold
in the pressure. Couldn't open it.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
If you tried there.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
I think you've got to be basically on on the
Hudson River if you want to open that thing.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Okay, when that actually makes sense as well, because otherwise
you could get some random that could open it. I
think as well, there's a there's a lock that I
think the pilot has to switch off or something like that,
because you know when they do that thing where they
say pod all doors to automatic or something.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
And it makes sense. You can't just have any old
you know, Joe blogs opening the door in the middle
of the flight. Now, I had a situation a couple
of years ago. We'd gone down for a I think
we commentated a rugby game and christ shirt. I was
sitting at the airport about to fly back to Auckland
and I was just for for whatever reason, I was
wearing a Chicago Bulls T shirt. It was a red

(34:43):
T shirt and a guy came up to me and
he goes, hey, you're let's say Tim. And this was
before the patch band, so he was wearing his OK
and he saw me in a red shirt. Thought I
was I'm going to say Tim. I forgot what name
he thought. I was like, oh no, and he goes, yeah,
you're from whatever. I can't remember what town he said.
I said, no, that's not me. He goes okay, but

(35:04):
then he just stayed there and continued the conversation. I
was like, we've just established I'm not the guy you
thought I was. I don't know you because he wishing
you to be that person you don't know me and
so but then he just wanted to keep yarning. So
we're yearning. Someone else from work that I was down
there with. They walked in and thought that it was
me catching up with an old mate, so they lift
us to it. We get on the flight and I

(35:28):
had paid five dollars extra because I saw the back
row was empty, and I was like, if I pay
five bucks, move to the back road, there's a chance
I'm back there by myself. I'm sleeping this whole flight.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Get on.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Who's sitting next to me?

Speaker 3 (35:39):
It's old mate again. The ear hostess.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Goes, sir, company policy, you're not allowed to wear that
vest on this flight. Please leave the vest, Please take
that vest off. He looks at me. I was like,
I just want to remind you. I don't know you.
We don't know each other, so look at me. And
so we're in the back row of the plane. Meanwhile
our work mat who's seen who knew I'd paid extra

(36:03):
gun sit there thinking I was sitting by myself. Now
I'm sitting next to this guy and his messas and
we are crammed and like he's bigger than me. So
the three of us back and say she's laughing at
hersse off watching that. We land in Auckland, and for
whatever reason, they weren't letting us off from the back
of the plane and we were right at the back
of the thing, so we had to wait for everyone
to get off. So we're the last people. Did well

(36:24):
He's one of these guys that gets up as soon
as the plane lands, right, So he's up and about
grabs his vestau puts that back on. There's an air
host at the back of the plane. We're stuck in there,
and she goes, sir, I just want to remind you
you're not allowed to put that on. He looks at
her and goes, what are you going to do and
puts it on. She goes, she's starting to cause a scene,
so you're gonna have to take that off. He's looking
at me, and I was like, again, I don't know you.

(36:47):
I don't but I think it's because I had a
red shirt on, right, and he was looking And so
in the air host this is mine. Well, here's these
two gang members.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
I mean, what's she going to do in that situation?
Kick him off? Well she so.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Then he's gone off anyway, So then she starts looking
at me for support as well. And I'm stuck in
the middle of this custody battle between mum and dad,
the gang member and the hostess.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
I have you the hostess in that situation. You just
got to let that one go through.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
The keeper what she did in the end because she
looked at me and I was like, I'm not helping you.

Speaker 7 (37:15):
In Jerry and Mania, the Darchy Breakfast, Jerry and.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Mania catched the radio show from six to ten weekdays.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
The Hdarchy Breakfast coming up in a few moments. It's
academic where we will ask five questions to a caller.
They have to get three correct to win the prize.
A one hundred dollars Bunnings voucher is normally up for grabs.
Yesterday it maybe a fifty dollars a day, but normal
was one hundred dollars yesterday and scandal. We had Craig

(37:45):
from Kavana College now known as Trinity College and Neden
on the line. There's been allegations that Craig took too
long to answer some of the questions.

Speaker 6 (37:56):
Yes, it was bullshitte, It is what it was.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
Sorry, I think I've been really annoyed about this for
the last twenty three and a half hours.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
I can see where the allegations are coming from.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
So is it you? Did you create some kind of
fake address and take the social media and question Craig's
legitimacy of his its academic title.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
Look, I'm not the only one.

Speaker 5 (38:16):
There are higher ups people higher up than me, higher
up than higher up than you, higher up than our.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
Bosses, our bosses, bosses.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
That says that was bulshit really wow? Come away from
the top.

Speaker 6 (38:26):
That's a direct quote as well, Wow, really are we.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
Talking Michael Boggs in me ceo Michael Boggs as two
I see said it was a bullshit really wow?

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Okay, scandal has rocked the its academic community.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
So is it the length of time that Craig took
to answer the question? I mean there was this one here,
this question question three? Who played Johnny Utah and the
ninety ninety one film Point Break?

Speaker 9 (38:54):
Ah? Yeah, yeah, so guys with a matron, what's the
early Monday?

Speaker 3 (39:08):
I'll have to rush you.

Speaker 6 (39:11):
No, and got it wrong?

Speaker 3 (39:14):
I am guy the matrix and then you've got Johnny Depp?

Speaker 1 (39:17):
So what I going on? I also felt like I
heard another voice there, try and understand it. I think
what might have happened there if I'm reading between the lines?
Is I reckon someone else has googled it, showing him
a picture of the person, and it didn't cweak to him.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
What thought that.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Person's name was?

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Do you think that's what it is?

Speaker 1 (39:37):
I reckon that's what happened in that specific instance. Because
we also had the incidence the other day where it
was a husband and wife duo.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Yeah, well I didn't mind that because it was honest.
You could hear the husband, you could hear the wife.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
So if someone came on and said, okay, just in
the interest of honesty and transparency, I will be googling
the answers to these with that.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Well, should we introduce the time limit again?

Speaker 4 (39:57):
I think so?

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Is that because that will speak things up, so you
can't type that quickly. You can't get the answer that quickly. Also,
I thought the way that you'd worded that question who
played Johnny Utah in the nineteen ninety one film Point Break,
there was by the time you've googled all of those things,
you know what I mean, it's probably going to throw
you up some weird responses.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
I thought you were going to come at me again
for making the questions too hard who played Johnny?

Speaker 8 (40:19):
You?

Speaker 1 (40:19):
No, I don't think I thought it was too easy
of anything.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Yeah, I think that was fine.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
So what you were are we going to go back
to you've got a minute to answer thirty seconds?

Speaker 6 (40:28):
It used to be forty five and that's halfway in between.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
What let's go forty five?

Speaker 1 (40:32):
But the diff forty five? How many questions you need
to get right?

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Three? Three? Father's Day?

Speaker 8 (40:36):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
What that Sunday?

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Let's try it up next Jerry and midnight.

Speaker 7 (40:41):
The hold I keep breakfast?

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Question is, though, does Kevnet College make its way onto
the much vaunted it's academic role of honor?

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Well, let's find out much culture.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
No, I didn't hear it. We didn't hear much. On
the line is Robin morning, Robin, good morning, Good morning, Robin.
What high school will you be representing?

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Fairfield College at Hamilton?

Speaker 10 (41:11):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Not, well, I know it? Well, spend much time smoking
weed and Donnie park? Robin?

Speaker 4 (41:17):
I did not. I did not?

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Okay, good, but I think you'll go better.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
And it's agdemic then protesting a little bit too much there,
Robin for my liking.

Speaker 11 (41:25):
Yes, well you keep it quiet, though, don't we?

Speaker 4 (41:28):
Here we go, Robin.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
You know the way this works, so you've got to
get three creeped out of five. You got forty five seconds,
no googling. Here we go, Robin from Fairfield College. Who
are Auckland FC? Playing in the A League Grand Final
on Saturday? Correct, which band released an album with the
San Francisco Symphony called S and M.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Pilots.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
No, it was Metallica, who is currently the deputy leader
of the New Zealand Labor Party.

Speaker 12 (42:00):
Oh I don't know, do I?

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Oh no, No, it's caramel cipolone. What year did New
Zealand switch to decimal currency?

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Nineteen sixty seven?

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Yeah, okay, you got to get this one in a
cricket test in nineteen ninety one. What famous scor did
Martin Crow make against Sri Lanka? Yeah, he's done that
and time see that's how you do it tonight. Yeah,
the time good, that's how you tell it. That sgulations
rob and you've won the prize and you've got Fairfield

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College on the it's academic role of honor.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Oh, I'm so proud.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
That's the first thing they've ever done.

Speaker 7 (42:39):
Jerry and the Night they breakfast.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
It is lame claim to fame. Tuesday. You can text
us on three for three or eight hundred hedeki and
tell us what your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Aus.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Everybody's got one.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Yes they do. And the great part about it, this
is why it's the bottomless well. You get a new
one almost every week as well, Kieren, Why don't you
lead us off? Mate? What is your claim to fame?

Speaker 12 (43:01):
Yes, the very good morning, and a very good morning
to all of your listeners as well. Dream and I
So a few years ago twenty fourteen, was in the
US visiting some family in California, and it was Halloween,
and my auntie decided, well, let's go walk around some
of the streets of her neighborhood for a nice neighborhood
to see some of the.

Speaker 13 (43:21):
American trick or treating craziness. And standing on a crosswalk
about to cross the road, and Chap stand walks up
next to me christ as a pirate, And that Chap
happened to be none other than my God.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
It's Judge Ribalta, John Travolta, John Falter from Greece, John
Travolda from Saturday.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Night Fever, The Man Himself John Travolda from Pulp Fiction.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
The Man Himself John Travoalda from has a really weird face. Now, yeah,
have you seen that this week?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Have come out of him? He looks younger than he
did in Greece.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Did he look weird, Karen when you saw him?

Speaker 13 (43:57):
Well, he was dressed as a pirates.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Make of that what you will.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
So you have you have you've gone trick or trading
with John Travolta more.

Speaker 13 (44:07):
It's a tenuous grip and I but yeah.

Speaker 12 (44:10):
We we'll go with it.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
That's all we have on the show here and all right,
thanks very much for the call.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Man.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
It's a great lame claim to fame. I like this
one here. I got a foul look from Bernice's many
as she took in my second hand smoke from her
cafe seat. You know what, you will get a foul
look from Bernie me. You will have you taken her
second if you've taken some second hand smoke.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
I you've gone much worse to Bernice Meny than that me.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Yeah, what have I donder? Oh well, I've done worse things.
Bernice men has seen me do things to someone else
in the presence of my mum when she was managing
the silver firms. Yeah, yeah, that.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Was a few more that have come through on sosh me.
I'd had afterward bears with James Reid from the feelers
at his house. Interesting?

Speaker 3 (44:52):
What now why? I'd like to know why they're interesting?
At the end there it's not from note I once
said a few Jason, sorry, not Jason James Reid, and
he said, do you mind if I just go and
get a glass of water? And he did go and
get a glass of water in a schoon oe glass.

(45:14):
I don't think that was a glass.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Of water, did you sniff it? Bowled out Darryl Mitchell
when we were about eleven in Schoolboy Cricket another cricket
related one, and stood behind Devin Conway and Line at
the fish and Chip shop. Last night, I went to
Kieran Reid's house to pick up his barbecue that he
was given away.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Wow, I wonder what kind of barbecue like?

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Could you imagine going around to pick up a barbecue
and it's just Kieran Reid opens the door.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Oh true that he was giving away.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Yeah, old barbecue is given away?

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Has this one?

Speaker 1 (45:42):
I shook Ravish Shastri's hand while he was pisting around
at bar one oh one student Barren Hamilton in two
thousand and eight. Now, Ravish Shastri would have been in
his forties eight.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Definitely, because Ravi Shastra is playing cricket in the nineteen eighties,
so yeah, he'd definitely been as lay even fifties.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Min This is a good one. My colleagues slept with
Kate Hudson's cousin. My colleague he lived with Kate Hudson's.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Is incredibly lame, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Growing up, my wife lived across the road from Ollie Olsen.
Keep cool till after.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
School, man, Olli Olsen loomed large over my childhood and
I imagine a lot of people listening here a great
New Zealander, amazing on the guitar.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
A little before my time. What was Olie Olsen?

Speaker 3 (46:24):
He used to host after school? Ye, and that was
the It was the precursor to three p forty five Live. Yeah,
so that he had to squirt yep, precursor to squirt.
So he would come on, he'd say, he'd he'd come
on and introduce the other TV programs and sing some songs.
I remember the song about cut the cutter post Spider
and an early adopter of TODL. Maldi, as well as

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sign language at the end and the end of the show,
he'd say keep cool till after school and he'd sign.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
It something else. You may not know, man, I about
Olie Olsen? Is that on after school for probably three
or four weeks he had a rather large egg sitting
in the corner of the studio. Out of that egg
came to Thinging. So he was actually the person that
introduced thinking, that's that's right.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Thing he came out of an egg.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Thingy hatched out of an egg on after school with
Oli Olsen. Wow, great New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
This is the thing you learn something new every day.
I did not know thing he came out of an
e kept the texts coming through three four eight three. Well,
give us a call on eight hundred Hadarchy would love
to hear from you. The lame claims to fame. There's
some doozies coming through around famous people's second hand appliances.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
I had a couple of run ins with Thinging over
the years, did you yeah? Once when I was doing
a cricket commentary didn't go down. Well I'll share that Nick.

Speaker 7 (47:39):
Jerry and Mian Night the Hiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
It's the lame claimed to fame time. Oh, eight hundred
Hadachi or three four eight three. You can get in
touch with us, just like Lasa has from Auckland morning. Laza,
here you go. What's your lame.

Speaker 11 (47:53):
Claim to became?

Speaker 14 (47:53):
Laza? I, Uh yeah, I enrode in Vegas many years ago.
I nearly got beatn up in a nightclub by Kevin Belly.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Nearly got beaten up nearly. I what did you do?

Speaker 11 (48:07):
And I bumped into It was a really pet nightclub.
Was it was a funny old one.

Speaker 14 (48:12):
It was head sawdust on the floor, and it was anyway.

Speaker 11 (48:18):
It was a really packed nightclub.

Speaker 14 (48:20):
And I saw him and I recognized him, and I
only missed an opportunity to say hi to famous people,
so went up, Hey, how are you going? And then
started chatting. He was really friendly, he had a great smile,
EXU remember, really nice. And then and then it came
to the crunch where I tried to remember that fight
where he'd you know, it was.

Speaker 11 (48:40):
That fight where he got disqualified or.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Someone got disqualified.

Speaker 11 (48:44):
I couldn't remember the details, but I said, yeah, that's right,
and you won that fight and you threw that punch
out someone got head after the bell and ah, you know,
but he thought I was taking the piss, and all
of a sudden his complex just changed and he just went.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
You're one of those.

Speaker 14 (49:02):
And I just thought I sort of just dropped to
my knees and crawled through a I saw dust and
legs and yeah, and I managed to escape but get
the bounces at the bar and they looked at me
and they were trying to chase me as well.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
And I got to the.

Speaker 11 (49:19):
Balcony ended up jumping off the balcony and breaking my ankle.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Here whoa, whoa, Okay, that story took a turn there, Loza.

Speaker 6 (49:26):
Jeez.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Yeah, I think you'd be better to jump off the
balcony and break your ankle than probably take one punch
to the head from Kevin barry ericon.

Speaker 14 (49:35):
Yeah, I know, it was just a he I wasn't
trying to take the person. I sort of realized how
he mistook that. But anyway, and it didn't really help
that I met these mates of mine on the balcony
and I was doing some shadow boxing sort.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Of the whole story.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
I can, I can. I can see this from his
point of view as well. Stay good morning, what's your
lame claim to find?

Speaker 9 (49:57):
Good morning? Many years ago for thirty Huntington Beach, California,
with a buddy you're doing howe And we decided we
hit a couple of longboard stackboards and sat along over
the whole beachway and stop at every single one of
those beret bar things for a couple of beers, probably
six beers or seven beers deep or the conference got

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really good on the skateboard and I went down a
hill slightly too far again and face planted into Tory
spellings Tory.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Yes, of course she was Beverly Hills niner two or no.
And then her father famously created a love boat and
a whole lot of other TV.

Speaker 9 (50:42):
Yeah. I probably thinks the Juliet beds. I saved my
face from a lot of Dama John saying.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Okay, Steve safety first mate, always powerful this text here.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
I played golf at Chamberlain Park once with Carl barn
during COVID Powerful and play after.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
I was co head ball planner in year thirteen with
Olie Norris's wife, who's only Norris the Crusaders problem.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
I saw Jeremy at Millbrook Resort. That is low level. Wow,
my mate went out of James Blunt's hot younger sister
and broke up with her while we're on our Oe chiefs.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Sorry, Uh, my mate delivered some pizzas to tickets One's house. Oh,
Jason's got another lame claim to Fay. Good morning Jason,
what's your lame claim to fame?

Speaker 10 (51:34):
Okay, guys, how's a game?

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Good Jason?

Speaker 10 (51:36):
Cool?

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Cool cool? Okay.

Speaker 10 (51:38):
Hold just thinking about this for a second. My grandmother's
first husband, grandmother's first husband, was the first guy out
of the tunnel in the Great Escape.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Your grandmother's first husband. How many did she have in
the end?

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Just too?

Speaker 10 (51:53):
Just too so she had this guy. She was married
to Johnny Bull, who was part of the escape committee.
He was the guy that Steve McQueen's character was based
on in the movie.

Speaker 7 (52:02):
Yes Great Literally.

Speaker 10 (52:04):
It says that literally if you research it, it literally does.
And he was when you look on the Great Escape
of the fifty Guys shot he was the top left
hand guy John Leslie board anyway. And because grandmother was
Grandma with English. And then she met my grandfather who
was a Kiwi. He was flying for the RAF, not
the rin ZAF and he was a bomber pilot. And
she met him and married him and came back to

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New Zealand had my mum, and mum had me.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Well wow, why didn't sue all of that happened?

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Well, that was during World War II.

Speaker 10 (52:30):
It was a great escape.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Wow, Wow, it was a great escape. It was great
escape for those sperm that ended up making you as.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Well as and a great lane claimed fan. Thanks very
much for the call, Jason Kiptic's coming through three four
h three If we can, we'll get to them very shortly.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Oh eight hundred Hardachi as well. Love to hear them
and how.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
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the radio show The Hurdarki Breakfast Podcast.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Yeah, I was going to tell that story about how
I was told off by Thingy earlier on I was
commentating a cricket game for the acc at Park in Hamilton,
and I believe it was a rain delay and Ian
Smith was on the main commentary for Sky and there
was a microphone that an effects microphone that kept getting
planted right outside our front window of our caravan, like
right in our view, and it was put there by

(53:16):
someone who was trying to annoy us, right, and.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
That meant that the mainstream commentary could hear you, guys.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
No, because it was outside of the caravan, but it
was literally right in our view. And it was a
big shotgun mike that was probably about seventy five centimeters long,
and so we moved it and then I got moved
back again, and I'm like, okay, this is starting to
be annoying. So then I went into it during a
rain delay and I went check one two, check check

(53:43):
one two, check one two, and that ended up being
broadcast all over Ian Smith, who was talking about something
at some stage during a delay, and then Thingy, who
was the floor manager at that stage for Sky what
the person the person who Jerry, the person who played
Thingy Sorry, he then went on to be a floor manager.

(54:08):
He laid under me and so I laid into him
back and it was all on.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
You got chestised by Thinging.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Chestised by Thinging. I think I ended up calling Thingy
a sea word.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
I think you might be the only person who's ever
called thing a sea word to his face.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
It's got a Ben. Good morning, Ben, welcome to the show.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Oh, good morning. How are you?

Speaker 3 (54:29):
What's your lane? Claim to phone?

Speaker 8 (54:31):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (54:31):
I was one's working in London as a landscaper and
I ended up landscaping Rod Stewart's Daughter's garden terrace.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Is that ap?

Speaker 8 (54:42):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Take it for what you will.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Literally, okay, what kind of game?

Speaker 15 (54:47):
I ran into him in the elevator and he wasn't
so keen to help me out with carrying some bags
of metal?

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Is that right? You read? Because I fear great things.
I've heard that he repairs potholes and stuff. Seen a
video of I'm repairing a pothole near his house. Not
that day, okay, he's buggering that day? Or what what
kind of work we did? What did you put in
a retaining wall?

Speaker 15 (55:10):
I was just doing some gardens and some pathways. But
I think too strenuous Rod Stewart's.

Speaker 6 (55:15):
Did it also Rachel Hunter's daughter or one of the
other ones?

Speaker 15 (55:19):
It was Kimberly Stewart, So I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
No, I don't think that. I guess I don't think
that's our Rachel's.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Okay, No, it was a great lame claim to fat.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Thanks very much. We appreciate that. Three for three eight hundred, Hardy,
I mean there's a million. We can't get them all now.
We don't have time.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Or have you ever called a beloved children's entertainer of
seaword to their face.

Speaker 14 (55:41):
Character?

Speaker 3 (55:42):
He didn't have the puppet with them at that stage.

Speaker 7 (55:44):
Jerry and Mania The Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Jerry and Mania catch the radio show from sixt ten weekdays.
The Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
This is a live radio show that you're currently listening to,
but if you didn't know, we also do a podcast
to throw it, and this morning on the podcast because
we record it before we start this radio show. That's right.
We're having a weed chat to Ruder about a massive
WhatsApp fail on his behalf.

Speaker 5 (56:11):
So I was saying that this was a message I
meant to send through.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
To our group chats.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
My wife saw a kid getting dropped off at school today,
eating macca's.

Speaker 6 (56:20):
Fries and drinking a milkship.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
I know what's happened?

Speaker 6 (56:23):
Good or bad parenting?

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (56:27):
I looked in the corner of my WhatsApp screen and
it sent it to the AH no basketball, I'm.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Getting to I think we did set this under the show.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
This is good, and I guess I know one of
the parents is on that both the Ruder. So let's
just done back this just quickly. So just to clarify, Ruder, Yeah,
what happened you? I saw being dropped off to school.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
So my wife saw yesterday a kid being dropped off
at school and that kid was eating McDonald's fries and
a milkshake for breakfast. And I thought, well, let's not judge.
Let's have a little and I meant, no, no, no,
let's not judge. And I thought it would be an
interesting chat to have with you guys and with the listener.

(57:23):
My wife saw a kid getting dropped off at school
today eating Macas fries and drinking a milkshake. Is that
good or bad parenting?

Speaker 3 (57:29):
So you wanted to send that to our group, to
us group whats shelter as a casual chat.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Yeah, I thought something so we can judge that parents
address on the show.

Speaker 6 (57:38):
It's something something light for maybe six forty in the morning.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Try by public opinion for that parent.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
I mean, if we don't judge them, and then we
could get to you know, two hundred thousand listeners to
all judge them three for three.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
Or Unfortunately, I had it open on my laptop rather
than on my phone and I accidentally sent it to
the basketball WhatsApp and not one of those parents, but
both of the parents of said child that was eating
the Meccas fries and drinking a Mecca's milkshake. By the way,
can I say in defense, I would much rather my

(58:11):
child was eating fries and a milkshake than not having breakfast.

Speaker 6 (58:14):
So that's that's my I think.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
These are two separate issues. What's going on there with
what those kids having for breakfast? The fact of the
matter is you've written a message that could be interpreted
as quite disparaging about a person and then sent it
to that person.

Speaker 5 (58:32):
Well then, straightway within ten within ten seconds, I realized
what I'd done. And of course you can delete messages,
and I thought, haha, fantastic, I got away with that.
But then I also realized yesterday, not only can you
delete the message, but you can delete the fact that
you've deleted the mess right, And I thought, I have
ruders got away with this one, And straight away one

(58:52):
of the other parents goes, Macca is a and then
another parent goes, oh, I was halfway through reading what
that sentence was, kid, And so then that kept on
popping off, and I actually.

Speaker 6 (59:03):
Said that I was going to leave the group.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
Just a question for you, Yeah, before you deleted the message,
how many seconds do you reckon that was up there
on that WhatsApp chat? Ten to twelve? Wow?

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Long enough that if you were already on was it
an active group chair?

Speaker 4 (59:20):
Is that why?

Speaker 16 (59:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Right? So there was a few was there a bit
of admin flying around in that group chat just before
you did that.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
Five minutes before I had sent the basketball table so
they could see.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
And then a follow up that would have been like, oh, yeah,
I'll just double check this one from rudor do I
need to bring a tout? How do I who's washing
the uniforms? Yeah, I'm a bad parent of.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
No.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
I never said that. The difference was and my opinion
tis through from Catherine Ruder.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
You need to leave the country today.

Speaker 7 (59:52):
Jerry and Mini the hold breakfast.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
A lot of texts coming in Ruda about your WhatsApp
fail on the on the group WhatsApp group chat there.

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
We're not going to do the export ulture weekly. Don't
liner here you're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
It's just so many text to address here. Because of course,
if you've just tuned in, you may not have heard
that Ruda saw something happening on his way to the
school pick up there where it comes being dropped off
feeding McDonald's fries and the thick shake first thing in
the morning. Ruder then sent a message through to what
he thought was the Hedeki Breakfast WhatsApp group that said,

(01:00:33):
casual chat, is it right for parents to feed their
kids McDonald's on the way to school, yes, yes or no.
Accidentally he sent that through to the to a WhatsApp
group that involved.

Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
Lots of pearance from my kid's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
School appearance of that kid. What I've just realized, though,
is if they say that, your only explanation is going
to be, oh, no, sorry, I meant to see that
to the work groups out of the radio show that
I'm working. Oh, but it gets worse. I then did
send that, and they did talk about it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
You've just gone slightly read.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
But as I said, as I said, my whole thing
was some people might not think that's great parenting. However,
me great parenting. You're giving your kid a nourishing breakfast
on the way to school. I'd much rather that than
they go to school hungry. Is that what you wrote
the WhatsApp gro That's exactly what you wrote. I'm pretty
sure that's what I wrote. Did you not get that one, Joe?

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
So that's the other part of it. Okay, So not
only is it better, is it better to send that
through to the WhatsApp group that everyone can read it
inside of or is it better to talk about it
on the radio with lots of people listening. What's the
better thing? Anyway, there's some interesting texts have come through.
Here might have been his birthday treat Rhoda, stop being

(01:01:49):
a judgmental sob.

Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
I've said at least I've said at least three times
I'm not judging.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
And then they'll be like, oh, you know what I heard.
They talked about it on the radio. Let's go back
and listen to the podcast. He might have got a
birthday shout out on the radio. No, no, no, you didn't
get a birthday shout out.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Here comes the pylon. Wow, part of my friends. But
what a judgmental practice.

Speaker 6 (01:02:11):
I made fair enough.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Public flogging to be honest with it. Yeah, I don't
know if we can read half of these texts. Anyway,
thank you for bringing this to the to the table road.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
It's really made my morning.

Speaker 6 (01:02:26):
Oh look the white straps of stufed.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
I've really perked up.

Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
Jerry in the night the Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
If you want to be part of Jerry and Manaia's
Export Ultra Weekly Dump, it's easy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
There's one thing you need to have, and that is
a cracking rig.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
That's all.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
That's all. This is what this has become, is just
we're just looking for people with incredible rigs. You would
have seen the photo. Everyone's seen it, some seen it
multiple times. Zoe printed it out the other day. It's
it's lock Building Limited out in Saint Hell. He's the
first one that we seen Zoe on. What do we
get back? A photo of a guy shredded out of
his mind, cut within an inch of his life and

(01:03:07):
sunkissed as well, in the middle of window holding on
to the merchant. What a great advert for the for
the product as well. And it is doing the round
so much so that actually somebody texted in this morning
for lame claims to Fameous said, lame claim to fame.
I've seen Jackson great rig donn a pair of speedos,
cheers Jamie from lock Building. So Jamie knows him. His

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name's Jackson, ladies, and he works for lock Building. And
that's that's all we ask of you. If you want
to enter this, all we have to do is text
dump followed by where exactly your workplace is and be
shredded out of your mind?

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
What a kill Jackson from lock Building to don a
pair of speedos and work on the job site with
a pair of speedos and then the toolbelt round. Yeah,
I mean would it kill him? I reckon, they get
a whole lot.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Yeah, this could be his ticket off the tools.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
So just text dump for three to four it through,
followed by your workplace name and the person who's got
a great reg on your work site, and Zoe will
be winging her way.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Try and stop it.

Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
Jerry and Midnight the Hotiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
It's lame claim to fame Tuesday. And as always when
we do the segment in it's entiret in its proper form,
just after eight o'clock, there were way too many texts
and phone calls to get through this morning, so we
like to mop it up about now.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Yeah, where we can. There's so many though, even then
we can't get through. And so if you did text
in or you try to call through and you didn't
get through, just have another crack next week. Yeah, we'll
do it again. This one's pretty lame. DJ example cycled
past me when I was working in Fulham. Now that
is a lame claim to phone umple.

Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
I don't even know who that is neither.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
I wonder if that's a spelling recorrection. No, no, no,
there is a DJ. Oh yeah, okay, there is. I
did the landscaping, says this text. At Tom Latham's house,
he gave me the key to his house. Wow, a
trusting individual. I mentioned he would be a trusting individual,
Tom Nathan.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
I'd say so yeah. And also he wants you to
finish the landscaping, so he's going to give you the
key here.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
And also he doesn't want you to take a dump,
probably in his back garden, so use the toilet inside.
And you've always said that, here's one. This is a doozy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
It's quite a long ee, David Longe, but stick with
this yere. I'm sure when lame claim to fame is
done because I listened to the podcast the day behind,
so have no concept of time. And apparently you also
do a radio show. Lame claim to famers that I
was in a bar watching the Warriors before Fat Freddy's
drop on Sunday when Tanner Boyd injured his acl turned
around to see Mania Stuart with his face in his hands,

(01:05:38):
tears streaming. I was then mentioned not by name, on
the Hierachy Breakfast. The best part is only MENI my
wife and I know that it's me you were talking
about up the wars hamish Ah. He was Hamish was
the guys and I inadvertently watched the Warriors together on
Sunday night and you locked eyes with that. He turned around. Literally,
I have my head in my hands, my he could

(01:06:00):
just see my eyes and I just shook my head
when he looked at me. And yeah, it was done
at the Occidental in Central Auckland. So yeah, there you go.
What a great lame claim to fame.

Speaker 7 (01:06:11):
Jerry and Mania the hold Ikey Breakfast, Gerry and Mani
the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
So I've been doing some bed swapping with my parents.
Not to be confused, MANI with bed hopping with your parents.
This is very much swapping beds with my parents. Right,
They've got a super King Seay posturepedic. They've moved house.
It's it's surplus to requirements. Yes, And I think it

(01:06:40):
would be remiss of me not to take the Sealy
posturepediic super King, because in preparation for my son at
some stage he's got to get a new bit. At
the moment he's running a King single, right, and.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
So it's a fourteen year old boy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
Yeah, at some point exactly, it seems right. I didn't
have a double till I was eighteen. Yeah, cats man, kids,
little shits. Yeah, Bloody's sleeping in double bed.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Oh, I know I had. I had a bunk bed
that had been taking apart, so it was only one bed. Yes,
I had the top bunk bed, but it was on
the floor. And then from there I go. From there,
I got what I got a bed. I don't know
where the hell my mom found it, but I feel
like it was like, must have been on the first
boat over from Scotland from my great great grandparents. But

(01:07:25):
this thing had if it had springs in it at
one point though were gone by the time I got them.
I basically woke up folded in half and in the mattress.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
You were sagging. It was almost like something that you'd
get on a ship on the way over here, where
you would sleep in the middle of it, so you
couldn't roll away in a big swell.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
That's exactly and I never did, and I never did,
to be fair to it. So, yeah, so you are
taking this bed off your parents. Have been a lot
of texts that we didn't really read out later on,
and one.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Of them's best that we don't read out a lot
of those texts to be fair I think it's one
of those days. I mean, I just don't think you
look as seay posture pedic in the mouth. Well you
know what I mean. Well, you don't buy a bed
every day. No, you don't get a good night's sleep.

Speaker 6 (01:08:05):
Don't give you money away.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Don't give you money away.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
Exactly, you need.

Speaker 6 (01:08:08):
To know you can sleep on it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
On future proofing, well, future proving because you also a
future proofing don't do I think my son should have.
So what's happening is that super King's moving into the
spare room. The spare room King is moving down into
my son's room. And then as super King is, yeah,
we're going to give it away. So if anyone once
month three for three h eight hundred hardachey, it's not
free to a good home.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Someone did text through earlier this morning saying, Jerry's bed maxing.
He's trying to just trying to get as many beds
as he can as a keeping up with the Jones
has gone out of control. Another takes through around how
many what's the number one consumed? Because your parents have
had this for about ten years. Yep, they are in.

Speaker 6 (01:08:46):
The seventies, eighties, eighties now.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Damn now, yeah, and so the question on three four
eight three was what's the bigger concern one's twos or
threes on that one? Have you had to look at
the bit if you on this thing, because what happens
if you take the sheet off and there's just a
map of Australia burned into the.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Middle of it. Look, it's not been soiled.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
Okay, I mean, you know if it wouldn't have been soiled.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
But there's a couple of other people that are wanting
out Jerry's theories on Thursday to be around what happened
on that particular beIN.

Speaker 6 (01:09:20):
I think it's pretty safe.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
That I think we need to move off this topic.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Yeah, I think this is the hard brief.

Speaker 7 (01:09:27):
Jerry in the Night the Hoarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
And he's in the studio with us now the show's
coming up in just a few moments.

Speaker 16 (01:09:35):
Surely is good?

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
What are you going to do to make it count?

Speaker 16 (01:09:37):
To make it count? Today, I'm celebrating the birthday of
a legend of music. He's from England. He's from a
band of who Are You?

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
Who?

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
The bear for her?

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
Who are You?

Speaker 16 (01:09:51):
Who are You? Do you know that song was written
after Pete Townsend got wasted. I think someone put the
drugged as drink. I think someone from the Six Pistols
just drank and he passed out in the doorway of
some place, and a cop woke him up, and he
woke up and said, who the fu? And then he
wrote a song about it, and he's like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
That's a great line for a song.

Speaker 7 (01:10:13):
The car di When you.

Speaker 16 (01:10:14):
Hear that song, now, it's just about him wasted delirium.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Is that the one that's at the start of CSI Miami?

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Yes, some of the greatest drumming of all time goes
absolutely nuts. It's it's It is definitely held up as
arguably the greatest drumming of all time in a popular song. Yeah,
when you listen to it, it's actually the drummings lyrical
in its own way. Wow, it's very cool. Lots happens there.
I also that ended up being an Isuzu ad. Yeah,

(01:10:48):
ruder will remember that from the nineteen eighties, not.

Speaker 6 (01:10:51):
As an is you Zuzu?

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
That's who was an I really want to know? Yeah. Yeah,
pretty good for is great? Pretty good for is great.

Speaker 16 (01:11:04):
Do you remember Pinball Wizard from Tommy?

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
Yes.

Speaker 16 (01:11:07):
Do you remember watching The Love boat years ago, and
there was a little short guy with sort of a
blonde bowl cut with glasses. He was kind of a
he was he was and Tommy, but he was kind
of like this, I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
He was Julie's son, wasn't he in the Love Boat?

Speaker 8 (01:11:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
It was a character that was added at the end there.
I remember him an annoying little geek curd with a
bowl haircut.

Speaker 16 (01:11:29):
Yeah, and there was an adult kind of version of
him that starred in Tommy. Anyway, that was a weird flashback,
wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Jeremy Wells and Manaia Stuart find them on Instagram.

Speaker 7 (01:11:38):
That Hodarchy Breakfast, the breakfast he had set for winter
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