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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Welcome along to the Hierarchy Breakfast Thursday, the thirtieth of
April twenty twenty six. Thirty days has September, April, June,
and November all the rest of thirty one except February,
which has got twenty eight, so there's another day to
going there.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
So we're in Sore in May next.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
We're in May next.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yes, I'm not familiar with this calendar. Is that how
that works? You don't work off the Gregorians? No, I don't.
I go up the mine. And as far as I'm considered,
the world ended in twenty twelve. So this has all
been a dream, which it does explain a lot, doesn't it. Well,
I actually do have a theory that the world ended
in twenty nineteen, you know, just when it went mad,
right at the end of twenty nineteen.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
There.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
My theory is that the world ended, and this has
all been just a wild fever dream. It's the only
way to explain a lot of the stuff that's going on.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
There's been some pretty weird stuff going on.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
When I saw Hulk Hogan come out of the last
election and tell the rippers she off and he had
a Trump shirt on underneath, is it thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I was starting to feel about like a dream.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah. It does make you wonder where things are going
to be in thirty forty fifty years time.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, well the robots will have done us in. But
then won't it.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, luckily I'm not going to be here to worry
about that. That's good unless they bring in artificial insemination,
artificial you knows.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Or upload your consciousness into the into the cloud out that.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Would consciousness into a cloud if you could? God?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
No, what so so that the punishment can last forever. No, No,
I want the sweet, sweet release. Brother.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
It's nice to rest in peace, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (01:38):
That is it is Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
It's one of those closer situations, isn't it? Where the
media is talking about the media is talking about the media.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yes, are we the media?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
We are.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Let's talk about the media.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
We're the mainstream media.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Can you explain to me because I can't wrap my
head around this one.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
The Mikey Sherman issue.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
So Mikey Sherman, she's the political editor for TV and Z.
That's the one you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yes, yeah, so on the one year she'll she'll stand
outside Parliament and tell you what's going on in there.
But for some reason, uh what the National Party's angry
at it or someone what did you do well?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
The National Party? I don't know if very angry at her.
It's more that she was at a party and it
was a national party. It was a national party because
it was Nikola Wallis, who's the Minister of Finance.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
A National party party.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yep, it was.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
It was.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
It was a casual situation going on a sore where
journalists and MPs. We're having a couple of drinks casually.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Wasn't a nisa, was it?

Speaker 6 (02:42):
There was?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I think it didn't end up being a bit of
a niza. Not a hoedown. I don't think there was
dancing involved. Okay, So not a shindig. No, not a shindog.
So they're hanging out in Nikola Wallis's office allegedly.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Okay, so the I'm picturing kkons here. So you've all
gone to the pub and then the pubs like all right,
you guys are out of here, and you're like, where
do we go now? And Nikola goes, I have literally
an office across the road.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Go back to mind.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, on the seventh floor of the bee Hive.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Views spectacular of the personal security. No one's going to
come in there and see what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I've got a fredge full of export uptre.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Fredge full of purse and that's the first thing I
asked for when you get voted in this, yeah, would
be for me.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah. So anyway, they're back into her place. I don't
think they ever left her base. So they're having up there,
they're having a couple of drinks and then now right
something happened. Nobody quite knows, but there was some comments
made between people. It was I think the end of
the night. I think it was sort of mid ninety illiterately,

(03:45):
so probably people were probably but looser than normal. And
then someone said something, someone else said something else, and
then allegedly Mikey Sherman, the political editor, said a word.
A particularly.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
I've got in front of me, and I'll put it
into the conclave so that you can we dig that
back up again. It's the word of a list of
words that you can't use in a broadcast anymore. Now,
I'm presuming she's used one of these words, and there's
a number that correlates with each of them. So so
the BSA is ranked them one through thirty. Yep, the
most offensive words, Jeremy Wells. Does the word appear on

(04:23):
that list in front of you?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
It does? It appears at It's not the first word.
It's not the second word. It's not the third word.
It's definitely not the fourth word or the fifth word.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Wow, it's the fifth eqal.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Word actually, according to this, Now, hold on, there's three
fifth eqal Yeah, that's right. Two of them sort of
more or less mean the same thing at least.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Ones, and you're in the ones that mean the same thing.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Okay, So one's in action that the other one might perform.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Is it the noun or the verb?

Speaker 1 (04:52):
It's the noun?

Speaker 7 (04:53):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Okay, So she's used the noun number five.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yep, that's right. It's the one that it's the one
that starts with F okay. Well, and it ends in
a tea but it doesn't have a W in it.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Okay, okay, So is there a word that it might rhyme?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
With there, Yes, there is, and those those things are
oftentimes the fly will lay them, okay, and they will
if you have some sort of sort of matter that's decomposing,
those things will end up eating away at those and
then and then wriggle out of it and they'll then
they turned into flies. And so the level stage of

(05:27):
a fly rhymes with the word that she is accused
of using inside parliament allegedly.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Now there's a when I say.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Inside parliament in an office, and an informal situation afterwards.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
So this is so there's a couple of things here,
and tell me if they cancel each other out. The
first is and I think anyone other than people that
don't drink, no shame on them, But I'm just saying
that there's one of them in that National Party.

Speaker 7 (05:48):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
They know you can't be held to account for things
you say in the past. Like if I tell you
we're on the person, Hey tomorrow, do you want to go
for a run? Sh we go for run like five
or maybe ten k's do wake up next morning. You're
not gonna hit me up. And hey, were you still
came for that?

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Right?

Speaker 3 (06:02):
You know? I was wasted? Okay, So that's going to
be one part of it. You can't hold people. The
second thing is you can't say certain words inside parliament.
So I think where they've gotten messy was plugging on
the person parliament.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Well yeah, but I mean this according to people who
are talking to yesterday, who have held this particular job before,
it's common like oftentimes because you did get on the purse, Oh,
totally with parliamentarians and journalists a pretty stressful job too.
They're interacting all the time, and I think there's an
unwritten code that at certain times you're off the clock

(06:39):
and then certain times you're on the clock, and maybe
it's blurred. Now I don't know. I've never been a
commentary journalist.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
If this was an off the clock moment. Because the
other thing is why is it taking a year for
them to bring it up?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Well, that's the weird thing. Because the person who the
slur was directed at, and whether or not it was
a gibe, you know, like a fun gibe.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
You mean miss heard, it's not fair. You'd have to
think not.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
I don't know whether it was a direct throne, as
a direct insult, or maybe as a as a misplaced gibe.
Whatever it is. The person who it was aimed at
has said, I don't want anything. I don't I don't
want to take this any further. So then the interesting
thing was that just sat for a long time because
nobody complained about anything, and then all of a sudden

(07:23):
it re emerges a year.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Later, right a year later, a year later, right off
the back of that specific party basically dropping a lot
of media requirements and not doing well in the media.
Then they go, but she called them.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
And a number of other incidents, including an alleged break
of parliamentary protocol by the said reporter interviewing someone else
at a place.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
That she meant to, and so then they pulled this
one out of their back.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
They complained about that I speak of the House, et cetera,
et cetera. So context is important.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
It is. But I think I think what I've learned,
at least from this is if I'm on the purse
at Parliament, I'm probably not going the top ten words
you can't say into a microphone long outside the top ten,
you're all right, Like if I said number.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Ten, number ten, it's fine, JFC, JFC, I'll be fine
with it.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
If I called you in eleven Jerry.

Speaker 8 (08:21):
Ed Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Can I address the elephant in the room this morning, fellas, please?

Speaker 5 (08:27):
I've got a foot set A foot set I didn't notice.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
I don't think I've ever had a foot set.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
It's not on my foot, that's on my FORI excuse me,
You've got a foot zet on your fury.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
I can't be the only one. Okay, you need to
get back a little bit. So you've got Z on
your downstairs operation.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
It all started at foot Job Friday, which was last Friday.
And if you haven't listened to that podcast, can highly
recommend it. Don't recommend much of the stuff that we
do on the show, but if you're canna listen to
one of the things we did, it's that and on
that show it was the deepest teas in commercial broadcasting history.
And so Kate from out in the office brought us
some props to help us get in the mood. And
they were little plastic feet that you can put on

(09:11):
your finger and sort of walk across the desk, little
novelty toy feet.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I've been playing with it all week, so have I.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
And this is where the problem came in, because if
you squeeze it. It will suction onto any part of
your body that you wanted to see. Here I have
it for comedic effects, attached to my right cheek or
careful on my face. Oh god, this and so this
is how it happened. There's a photo on social media
of me worth the foot attached to my forehead, right
in the middle of my forehead.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I like the pronunciation in there, not forehead for it
and my forehead skin.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
And on on Friday, they're there, crack up.

Speaker 9 (09:49):
Everyone laughed at we had a great time, and then
we did we did, we laughed. Oh we laughed, Oh
we had There was joy about.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Even one thought it was hard case. We put a
photo out of context on Instagram, not that funny and
not many likes, many likes. People didn't love it. People
people don't like a foot coming out of your forehead.
And that's what I learned on Friday. But what I
learned on Sunday was it all of a sudden I had,
you know, a Z starts bubbling, Oh yes, starts bruin.

(10:22):
You're like, oh, Dice, you can go too early on
a Z, can't you.

Speaker 10 (10:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
So was it one of those ones that came comes
from deep within. So it's essentially like it hurts if
you push it.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Dude, came out of my pinial gland. I feel the thing.
You feel that it is right between my eyes and
a couple of a couple of fingers higher. Yeah, and
I and so then it came to a hid yesterday morning,
busted that thing. Huck to and busted that thing. And now, yeah,
I've just got a little scared. You know, if I

(10:52):
was younger, it would this would have happened right on
the day of the ball there, and so yeah, I
just this is I don't think I would warn you
against Jerry putting this old though you're so botox. I
don't know if I haven't, but I would warn you
against suctioning that to forty because you will end up
with a Z.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Well, I will end up with a Z because I'm
still running zets all the time. I mean, it's a
forty nine year old man. I thought there's no way
I'll be getting pimples at forty nine. Oh yeah, I'm
still getting pimples, right. I just have a few pimples
as a kid, not heaps, just like just.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
The odd one on your snout or something.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Oh no, no, like more than that, like, you know,
to the point where I feel like I wasn't at
the roactane stage, you know where you take medication. But
certainly I was heaving my way through bottles of clearisol,
probably making my skin worse. Really yeah, I did take
the Topex challenge, the five day Topex challenge.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Not heard of that one.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
You don't know the topics around the skin, around the cheeks,
mainly that you can see I've got impulse. You didn't
remember that ad remember and I like them, but I'm
stuck with them.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
And then are the checks, mainly the facial cheeks.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
It didn't work anyway. The Topek's challenges made things worse.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
Mine was so bad that I went on the row
Akitane challenge. Did it over summer. You're not allowed to.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Go a row akitane challenge. I would have thought, it's
pretty much it's pretty much, you know, done and dust
that that stuff is going to clear up your head's
kind of clear up your pimple.

Speaker 7 (12:23):
Now.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
It felt it felt like a challenge at the time
because you're not allowed. I had it over summer. You're
not allowed to go out in the sun because you're
more prone to sunburn. You're more prone to chap lips.
So for the first time in my life, I was
about eighteen and I had to wear chapstick on my
lips and also terrible blood noses, which when you're working
a summer job at a supermarket, very problematic.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Not ideally if you're pregnant either, and I know you
were trying to get pregnant.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah, and a great way to cover up your cocaine addiction.
That's it never ends. The kids, that through your whole
your whole life there.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Well, I think that's a foot that's from a fake
foot put to your for you. I think it's slight different.
You sucked the zi into existence.

Speaker 8 (13:03):
Jerry in the Night the Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Had a couple of texts in regarding foot zits and
your foot zip man.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Iuch is on my head?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yes? Which was on your head?

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Which is still on my head?

Speaker 11 (13:18):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
I wouldn't you're in that stage though. Isn't it nice
when you move through the days of a ZiT? So
I think day one you start to feel the Yeah,
you can press it and it sort of hurts, so
you start pressing it. It's angry, probably makes.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
It worse, but you know it's potentially too early, and
if you start, if you start mucking with it at
that stage, you're just going to make it much worse.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
You definitely don't want to squeeze it at that point.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
No, not before it's going to hit on it. But
then other thing is, you know, you don't want to
go out in public with the the roiling ZiT run
on your forehead.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
But unfortunately you just have to in that situation, and
you've you've got to do it, and it was brave.
You've got to wait until that the pussy bit arrives,
and then at that point then you can squeeze. I mean,
is there anyone here brave enough just to go with
the with the pussy because ideally what you do is
you actually just leave it. If you just leave it,
it will disappear over time, and it's actually you don't

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end up with a scar, or you don't end up
with But.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
I don't think I've ever done that. I don't think
I've ever let just reabsorbed back into my body. I
have no idea what that, how that what happens? Well,
it's a little infection, isn't it, Because that's what's happened.
Your paus got clogged.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
It's caused an infection, and then that's what the white
stuff is is is the pusses from the infection. This
is a gross chat.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Is a gross chat? Hey? Can I make it even grosser?

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (14:35):
I'd like to regale you with a story of a
time where I was on a stag do buckster a
bachelor party in Wellington, and we ended up in an
establishment that was masquerading as dream girls. This is what
it was, calling itself dream girls, and we went in there.
I've never seen any of them, my dreams. And that

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night I put a one dollar bill in my mouth,
and then there was an entertainer at our table.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
She closed.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Scantily clad, scantily claid clad, scantily but claid, but claid slightly,
and that will explain this next part. She squatted down
deep squad, stretching the cords, and then opened up the
front of her pouch g banger yes, and beckoned me

(15:39):
her cladding, clauding, thank you God, we were here. She
opened up, She opened up her clanning, the only clading
she had on, and beckoned me, invited me to deposit
the one dollar note from my mouth.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Into the weatherboards.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Gusset and and so I did. And then that was
then she stands up, she pulled it out, she got
one dollar and then walked off. And I was like, look,
I'm broke. I don't know what. I don't know what
to tell you about. We all lose here. There's no
winner in this story. The next morning, I wake up
and I had the biggest Z on the end of

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my nose, like the biggest one of it was and
I had no trace of it the morning before, and
that a gilts it.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Would you describe that as a guilt?

Speaker 3 (16:24):
I think it was, yeah, because I.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Don't know how long it takes to I think Z
it's I'm pretty sure three days. Three days doth makers
it to completion?

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah? No, this one was wrap it early on zet
giants it. Okay, I'm not blaming her, but you know,
so you think that.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Her gusset somehow passed on isz It.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Was either that or that dollar, because who knows where
else that dollar been?

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Probably the dollar, to be honest.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Jerryman Knight, the Hohodiarchy, Breakfast, Can.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
We have dress? What's going on out there right now?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Breakfast?

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Sorry? Just quickly, this is a vaguely sports to Jason
meeting a couple of the fellows from the arm Globe
trotters coming through the building. This is something we call
the car wash, where they go into a bunch of
interviews different places. They may be able to hear my voice. Now,
somebody out of office is organized for them because they
need to have a meeting. They are well, just say

(17:19):
six foot six, six foot eight.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
I'd say so, yeah, very large.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Tell them, yep, they're going to go and walk into
a meeting room that we've been using as a storage
cupboard for the last three.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
They're having a meeting in the smallest meeting room you've
ever seen in your entire life. It's I'm looking at
it now and they've just walked down. We can talk
now because they close the door and they can't hear us.
But that's a police We call that the police interrogation room.
That's even in terms of police interrogation rooms, it would
be a very small police interrogation room.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
I assumed it was designed to be uncomfortable to keep
us on our toes during our ear checks. Where they
where they go over the state of the show.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
It's class so you can see into it and you
always see people just having the worst time in there.
That's a terrible I've never had a good experience in
that rood, No neither of I.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
And to see I never thought I did come down
where I'd say. The Harlem Globe Trotters having a.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Here are your sports headlines thanks to export.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Alter the beer for here that's your sports headline. Harlem
Glove Trotters are having a.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Meeting torrential rains into the black Caps hopes of a
T twenty series win in Bangladesh. Not a ball was
bold in Game two and Chittagong, meaning the hosts carry
their one nell series lead and to set this final match,
have you here?

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Not a ball was bold, But that means I saw
as much of that game as I have any of
these other ones.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
The women's Black Stacks have beaten a local club side
four to two, okay, and the Invitational Hockey Tournament and chunt.
Really it was hard work this morning, Fellas New Zealand. Seriously,
the black Stacks. That's a headline.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
Well, it's the local club side, but that really gets me.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
The Black Stacks one some game against some random people
that they just but what's locked up?

Speaker 5 (19:04):
What's next year?

Speaker 1 (19:05):
The Harmon Globe truck. This better be about the Harlem
Globe trunck and the fact that they're in that meeting
room out there. Yeah, and twenty two Scotland international Chainsaw
Laney is pushing New Zealand rugby into reconsidering eligibility laws
as more young players head to Europe.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Yeah, I think it's inevitable. Like in ten years, could
you see us picking people from overseas?

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Is everyone else doing it?

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Yes? Well let me tell you who is doing it.
South Africa. Now if you can't remember who South Africa are,
they're the number one team in world rugby, back to
back World Cup champs.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
So their situation is different with their Super rugby though,
because they don't play Super rugby anymore, do they.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
They play in the Northern Hemisphere. They're playing the I
figured what they call their combination, something like that. Yeah.
But so like all the Hits, the bulls, the Shocks,
all those guys, the Stormers, they are still going. They're
just not playing in Super Rugby. They play up there,
but you don't have to play for them. You can
play in Japan and you can play wherever. And their
thing is we want the best possible players available to

(20:05):
us and so that we win will.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Cut whereas we hang the fact of we we black
jersey black jersey, so we say if you play with
the black jersey, because we can't pay people as much.
No Crusader Louis Chapman and Hurricane Riley Higgins have penn
deals with Edinburgh. Both are eligible for Scotland. Chain Saw Laney,
who made the same move in the early two thousands,

(20:28):
says rules preventing overseas based players from wearing the black
jersey are dated. Some people would say that.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
He would know Chainsaw Laney famously and this probably I
don't know if he considers this one of his top achievements.
But he once judged a hucker competition at my high school,
did he. Now you may remember that my high school
was in the South Island. Yes, so the competition was
not stuff, wasn't.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
It the kids?

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Maybe if it was, maybe.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
If it was, might have one. No, Chainsaw Lanning was malting.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
I think I was the only Mary in the gym,
so I don't have something of anyone was going to
pull him up on that.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
You were the only Mardi of the island.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Jeremie Wells and the nice Stuart, the dar you breakfast.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
So I see Celebrity Treasure Island has started on TV
and Z two some interesting people going along there.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yes, I I think they've had an elimination as well.
I should have looked it up, but I'm always interested
to see who gets eliminated first off, Celebrity Treasure Island.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
I think it's the person that was Miss New Zealand
or Miss World New Zealand. I think it was the
first person eliminated, right, I just saw it on Socials?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Oh really? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Okay, is that or is that the only contestant that
you follow?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
I saw it on interesting that that's the only person.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
I saw it on Socials.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
I just scantily clad.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
No, No, she was being interviewed in clothing she yeah, she.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Monolithic cladding, brick.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
I think she's a brick house.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Okay, she's the one, the only one. I had sort
of wondered a for reality TV because in the early
two thousands that loomed large over the TV landscape, and
I had wondered if perhaps that it might have done
its dash. But every year they churned out some more
celebrities for Celebrity Treasure Island. Dig up a couple of

(22:26):
old all Blacks.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Oh, it turns out there's a myriad of celebrities in
New Zealand. Yeah, for such a small country, there's a
lot of celebrities, aren't there.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
A lot of celebrities. And so a while ago I
had an idea to risk because you know, back in
the day, back in back, when having a newsborn in
that were getting around, it would have been all all.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Big Brother would have come out around. Then Big Brother
did Yeah, early two thousands.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
That was sort of like the original one. Then there
were nineties. Yeah, then there were the idol shows and
talent shows and all that kind of stuff. Then it
moved into the Kardashians, Paris Hilton's the era Real Housewives,
that kind of thing live mainly from the Osborne and
then yeah, of course, and then you were into your
home renovation. I think reality TV generally falls into you

(23:11):
know Meslow's hierarchy of needs. Yes, and your base needs, food, shelter,
and intimacy. Those are the things, those are the things
that reality TV are always made it so it's the block, shelter,
had a house, my kitchen rules or any of those
master chef ones, the kitchen, Love Island, Love Island, the

(23:34):
intimacy one exactly. The Big Brother was always about the
shower scenes, not that I watched, Yeah it was, but
I thought, you know, the block's no longer going. There's
Dave Lomas kids a run every now and then, but.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
He's investigating, investigating, he's investigating people's family situations.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yeah, but really outside of celebrity trees are Island, we
don't get too many New Zealand based reality TV shows
and I think part of it is because we're boring
as well. We're not very explosive kewis. It's a film,
But I thought, what about if we could combine a
bunch of them together, you know what I mean, so
that one of them, each one of those things may
not work individually, but all together, like for example, if

(24:17):
you did David Lomas investigates Real Housewives of Auckland on
the block at first site.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Okay, so it's a super sized situation. It's a milange.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah. So where David Lomas finds missing pieces of Real
Housewives of hawkornd and that's scattered everywhere, chucks them on
the block yep, at first sight.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Okay, so he's putting people on the block. I don't
know how that's going to go. What are we talking
primetime here? We could go you know, there'd be other
contestants as well.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
I don't think it's necessary that David Lomas is the
one that's chucking them on the block. You know, we
can get want to watch that, we get Regaback involved
in this?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (24:52):
Can we get Ben Lammas and Michael Murphy together and
maybe they get married. That's a good idea. Maybe they
get married at first sight, but that work because it
wouldn't be first.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Sight though, I guess no, they have seen each other.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Before, damn it.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
So you don't know if that would work.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Are there any that you definitely don't work?

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Any reality TV shows?

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Any of that wouldn't work together? I mean Celebrity Treasure Island. See,
the love part of it is an interesting one, isn't it.
See that's going to be dangerous in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yes, Well, because you don't know if you're related to them.
That's probably one of the biggest issues.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
That's a major issue.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yeah, what's your emi sort of situation?

Speaker 5 (25:31):
Also difficult to have Celebrity Treasure Island combined with my
kitchen rules, because you probably don't have a kitchen on
the island.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Yes, difficult, definitely going to be a problem. Bland designs.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Are you.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Come through from Kate? Just leakers?

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yep? Okay?

Speaker 3 (25:47):
What mog squad cops with good jaw lines, mug and
each other?

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Will we hear? The dog squad would be quite an
interesting one to put onto one of these things as well.
Like if you had married at first sight the.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Block Marredith for a site dog edition, Yes, akaa in
the style of a dog, and you well, I don't
know how that works. So you roll up and you
maybe a dog?

Speaker 1 (26:12):
You marry a dog? Why not?

Speaker 8 (26:14):
I mean, goodness, Jerry and the Night the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
So I'm not sure if you guys saw this story
on the news last night, but I found it quite entertaining.

Speaker 12 (26:23):
The crackdowns underway on the misuse of nitrous oxide, also
known as nangs. All imports of the gas will need
approval from the Director General of Health, and large canisters
over ten grams will automatically be classified as psychoactive substances.
Nangs produce a brief high and can cause dizziness and blackouts.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
The fact that they've been called firstly nangs on the news.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Nags hilarious. It's like the clip we played yesterday where
the monks were found with cush. I love that also. Cracker, Yeah,
crackdown because you've.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Got the nan cracker of course I did.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Yeah, you know, absolutely, Like I brought that up and
then asked you executly what you're talking about. Can I
introduce one other thing from that clip that I found
very interesting? She said, the Director General of Health has
to give you the okay if you're going to be
importing the stuff into the country. Is this a play
for Ashley Bloomfield to just get a cut of every

(27:22):
every canister of nangs that's been brought into the country.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
So what happens if you want to whip up a
bit of cream?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Wow? So this was one of the things that they
were saying, is it's a certain canister size that they're
saying that they're going to ban because there's been no
they can't find any proof that anyone's ever used those
canisters for whipped I mean the little one, I don't know.
I think it's a bigger one than that.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Okay, Yeah, because the ones that I'm familiar with are
the little little metal things. They look like little nuclear bombs.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Yeah, they do.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
And what about force five centimeters six centimeters something like that,
half a pen.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Half a bio, Yeah, yeah, half a pea. And then
you'll and you'll find them and they look like machine
gun shell casings because you'll find them in gravel parking
lots lit it around the town, won't you. Yeah, well
right underneath sort of like a passenger door.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Well, I remember years ago we thought that it'd be
interesting to start in Nang nang interviews, so we'd get
on the nags here on this show and interview generally
politicians actually quite serious interviews. We tried it one morning,
I believe it was Nang Thursday, and all it did was,
I think we asked he ended up asking some very

(28:31):
strange questions. I believe we asked some of power whether
or not he's interested in buffing up a twey?

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Right?

Speaker 1 (28:38):
And well exactly what I don't know where that question
came from. I don't know what was going on. Certainly
he didn't understand what the question was up a ty? Yeah,
are you interested in having up a twey? Now?

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Do you mean the number two? Or are you do
you mean the native birds?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Imagine the bird? Are you picking the bird, I imagined
the bird at the time. Yeah, why I thought he
was interested in buffing up a two me. I'm not sure,
but they were. The police were saying that people were
driving on nags. Hell is driving on? What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Look far be from me? But when I when I've
seen people do nangs. Yeah, I mean you could do
it on your couch and then walk out to the
driving seat of your car and you'll probably be right
by then. Yeah, so you would have to be doing
it at the wheel, which and it's a very involved process. Yeah,
what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (29:24):
I don't I don't know, like I personally, I've never
seen that happen before. I've seen a few nings in
my time, but they're not It's not normally a car
based experience. No, Oh, it's a couch based experience, house.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Based experience, or it's a park up at a blazing
spot and all you've got is nacks.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Okay, normally, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (29:46):
I think? So it's no good.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
That's silly reading.

Speaker 8 (29:50):
Who Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
So they're cracking down on nangs. A couple of texts
have just come in regarding that I've ever seen with
Terry at the live podcast. That's right, I forgot I
cracked a nang at the live pocket thing. I got
at a bit of trouble for that. One. Actually turns
out that you not meant to crack a nang in
a live podcast. Is that a rule not on the company? Dine?

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Is that a law shalt not crack nangs on the company?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Die? Yeah? I would say that education is important with
the nags. I mean, don't drive and do a nang. No.
I think that's important. Don't do too many nangs. No,
because you do too many nags and you start to go.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
But weird lips go blue.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah. Also, I mean this is the thing. You don't
directly nang from the cracker because it's too cold. No,
and you'll burn your lips, you know, because it's too cold. Also,
dads don't hug the nang juice and the birthing sweet,
you know, have a hone by all means like I did.
But but remember who the nang juice is primarily for.

(30:49):
It's for the person giving birth. It's a great point,
you know. I mean the main thing is that you
just got R eighteen nang responsibly.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Jerry and I are joined the complaint the id Act
you breakfast discussion group Facebook for more.

Speaker 8 (31:03):
Jury in the night they breakfast.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
So for a century, for a century, the Harlem Globe
Trotters have combined athletic skill with humor, unforgettable audience moments.
They've dunked for royalty popes, presidents, They've broken sporting barriers.
They've turned basketball into a global spectacle. And this year
they're celebrating one hundred years. That's right, that's right, one

(31:28):
hundred years. How old are you so? Sunshine West and
most weeks joins us in the studio. Welcome you guys,
morena out there or.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Pick that up totally picked that up very quick. How
long have you guys been.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
On the road in this particular stint.

Speaker 13 (31:51):
It's been about filming up on three weeks.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Three weeks, a little promo tour, okay, spreading the word.

Speaker 13 (32:00):
This is our formal invitation to our one hundred year
global party. So we're bringing a party to you guys,
and we invite you all to celebrate with us.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Can I first of all apologize for putting you in
that meeting room in there, because that is the smallest
room that we've got in the building, and when I
saw you guys go in there, I was like, man,
how tall are you? You must be?

Speaker 13 (32:19):
I'm six sex seven eight with my hair street.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
And we barely fit in there. And when I saw
you guys have to fold yourselves in there, I just
want to start by apologizing for that. Obviously, truck shots
big part of your thing that don't often go wrong.
We've got a guy that works with us. He used
to be a mascot for a basketball team and he
almost hung himself on seventies night when the medallion that
he had around his neck got caught in the hoop.

(32:44):
He jumped off a trampoline. Yeah, got caught up on
the thanks just he passed out the net broken, he
dropped to the floor. What's the worst accident you guys
have had on a track? Have you ever had any
of them go wrong?

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (33:01):
You know, a lot of them go wrong, but usually
the one that's the worst is when you shoot from
the other side of the court and let's say the
ball hits off of the goal and hits someone or Hey,
don't don't.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Be nervous, it's it's all safe.

Speaker 13 (33:17):
Okay, we'll protect you. But uh, you know, in practice,
There was one time where hey, I said heads up.
I told one of the staff members, I said, hey,
they knew we were shooting trick shots. This is where
we calibrate. It's a safe place. We listen and we
don't judge. Right, Yeah, okay, I said heads up, and

(33:38):
he didn't put his head up and the ball hit
and he was concussed. Oh yes, okay, good insurance though.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Yeah, well that's important. How tough of the catching staff
on you guys? I mean, did I did I crack
the weapon any stitch? I wouldn't say, just cracking the whip.
It just depends on who your coach is. You know,
when Sweet Lou.

Speaker 13 (34:02):
Was my coach, he has a very colorful vocabulary. Let's
just say, you know when he's not happy, but then
you know when he when he's proud of.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
What you did. So it's it goes both ways.

Speaker 13 (34:18):
But our current coach, Scooter Christensen, he's probably one of
my favorite coaches of all time just because he was
my former teammate. He's creative and he just inspires you
to continue being that creative globe charter that's trying new
tricks and trying new things and let's make something new

(34:39):
up and that's what we do. We're innovators.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Sometimes, won't spin your pathway to the Holm Glad protest. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (34:48):
Well, I played five years of division and basketball in
the States. I went to Costa Carolina and Georgetown for
five years, and then I was the assistant director of basketball
operations at Georgetown for a year. Coach got fired, so
a whole I've kind of got fired, and I had
the itch that I wanted to play again, so I
started trying to play professionally overseas, and then in the
meantime I kind of basically just met a recruiter for

(35:08):
the Globetrotters. You invited to be to a tryout in Atlanta, Georgia,
and obviously went well. Because now I'm in New Zealand.
This is my twenty seventh country I've been to in
my three years.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Yere Wow.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
And how does the travel go? Because you guys are
all over the world. You're in New Zealand right now,
you're going back to the States and then you're coming
back to New Zealand. How does what's life on the road? Locked?

Speaker 7 (35:26):
For the glob Trotters, you find your home away from home,
you figure out how to make Yeah, your home away
from home in the best way possible.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
I'm fascinated to know what the trial involves because it
must involve truck shots. Is that right? Or is a game?

Speaker 13 (35:40):
You know, they've got to make sure that you are
a good basketball player, So it's it's like any other
tryout as far as you know, we're assessing skills, your
your talent level. And then the things that a lot
of people don't realize that they're watching is, you know,
like your body language. You're just how you interact, what
kind of career. There is an energy you carry because

(36:02):
this isn't for everybody.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
We need to go to a song. Yes, and again,
can we come back and chat more to you guys,
because it's great to have you in the studio. Mors
and Sunshine from the Harlem Globetrotters on the Hierarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 8 (36:18):
Jerry and Mian Night the Hierarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
We're talking to Sunshine West in most weeks from the
Harlem Globe Trotters. They are in the country promoting what's
coming up. You guys are coming back at some stage,
aren't you?

Speaker 3 (36:31):
And Ly July, Yeah, not that far away for you
guys to be here. Then go back then come back again.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Playing Wellington, Auckland and Hamilton July sixteen, July eighteen, and
July nineteen. So you're playing a lot of games, it
must be physically pretty intense. I suppose a lot of
people might not think that, but I imagine that that
is the case if you're playing back to back games,
or if you're playing a game one night in another

(36:58):
game another night.

Speaker 13 (36:59):
Oh yeah, So we definitely have to keep ourselves sharp
as far as your conditioning and everything. And then sometimes
you just don't get the rest in between, so you know,
you have to do recovery things on your own, stretching,
making sure you're hydrated, because you might be on a

(37:19):
four or five six hour bus ride after a game,
get in like one or two in the morning, and
then have to leave for the gym at like ten
or eleven in the morning the next day for an
early game.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
So uh, it's.

Speaker 13 (37:33):
A rigorous schedule. But once we once the smoke clears,
we turn it on and it's on. It's part of
time because you never know what somebody is going through,
and we want our fans to you you leave all
your words behind and we're gonna handle the fun, and
we're gonna make you a part of our party.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
So when you're putting your team together as the even
a roll and you're tamed for like a hot nuse
rebounder who just sits pecks and plays hot duzzle the
dirty wick.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Are you trying to laund yourself out here?

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Look? I got a nice for an offensive raybound. You
know what I mean? They called me fiveteen Steven Adams
for a reason.

Speaker 13 (38:11):
Well, you know those aren't the stats were necessarily looking for. Okay,
we want to make sure that we carry our our
banner with flair, laristhma.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Style, and grace. Okay, so there's not room for just
a hot nose ten raybounds three points to the operator.
I mean I can see the peck. You can do
that at the rect League or something.

Speaker 13 (38:38):
I don't think our fans want to come to the
game to see us set screens.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
What about groupies? Do you guys have? I imagine groupies?

Speaker 13 (38:49):
I mean, I'm sure every sport has, you know, some
form of that. But you know, we look to the
crowd and you know, we're trying to find out how
we can interact with our fans after a game. So
I'm not like searching and got my head on the swivel.
I want every kid that comes to my line, or

(39:10):
every parent, every person that is in my line after
a game for an autograph, to feel that, hey, we've
had some kind of connection. So you know, hey, what's
going on? How you doing, buddy? Is this your first
game or what?

Speaker 1 (39:22):
You know?

Speaker 13 (39:22):
Just make a little small talk to make them feel special,
because you know that one interaction might be the thing
that you know, pushes somebody, you know, in the right direction.
They might have been been down before they came and
now you know, hey, oh shoot, wait a minute, Moose, Moose,
he wants to know how I'm doing? He said, what's up?
You know, he complimented my hat. Uh, you know we're

(39:44):
fro bros. Now, you know there's any little interaction like
that is special, and you know, we want to make
that happen for everybody if we can.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
What happens when things as like as a holland glod tarter,
maybe as you get towards the end of your career.
I'm not saying that either of you guys are there now,
but when you does anyone even get pushed? Does anyone
even hold on too long? Anyone ever said like it's time,
It's gonna be time. That would be I imagine quite a
difficult conversation to have with someone.

Speaker 13 (40:15):
I mean, I assume it would be. I think some people,
you know, this is hard to once you're a glow trotter.
You feel like you're always a globetrotter because you put
so much into what you do, and this is a passion.
You know, if you don't love it, you wouldn't you
wouldn't last long out here. So of course some people
want to hold on. But we we have like a

(40:39):
time at every game where we acknowledge our former players
and we just show our respect and gratitude to them,
and it's just like giving them their flowers. Because you
don't always get it as you're.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
In it, sometimes as important for people and your team
to let you know when you know your career has
been going on a little bit too long, that it
might be time to hang up, you know, say, for example,
the head funds. Yeah, I'm not saying that about it.
I'm not saying that about you.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Are you us?

Speaker 3 (41:04):
I know I'm not saying that about you, But I'm
just saying there does come a time, and every broadcaster's
grip where it happens.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
There's a whole lot of art contact. This is a
little bit awkward. We've got a whole lot of wine
in front of us. This is some wine that's from
wine testing Wednesdays over here. You guys ever played after
knocking back maybe a bottle of nineteen eighty seven wolf
Blast Black Label Presidents select. I can't say that I have.

(41:31):
It would be quite hard. I imagine the heaviness in
those situations. You're looking to be light, You're not looking
to be heavy.

Speaker 13 (41:37):
Well, you know, you're looking to make the ball go
through the net. You know, I don't want to have
another incident where you know, I'm trying to do a
trick shot and somebody's getting concussed.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Yeah, yeah, you're thankful that. Thanks for coming in. You
guys really appreciate it. So the games are Wellington July
sixteen at the TSB Arena, Auckland July eighteen at Spark Arena,
and Hamilton July nineteen at Claudland's Arena.

Speaker 13 (42:03):
Hey, and if you haven't gotten your ticket, ship you
can go to HG one hundred dot com dot au
and I'm sure you'll figure out what to do. But
We're bringing a whole crew back and it's a big party,
So come on you.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Most Sunshine, Thanks for coming in, Best of luck, Thanks for.

Speaker 8 (42:18):
Jerry and Mini. The Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
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The Darkey Breakfast Radio Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
A little bit of a flick through the phone the
other day and I came across a whole lot of
messages that I've forgotten, notes to myself. You know the
notes section on your phone.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Do I what I mean?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
I've got some fascinating stuff in here, including my crack
HQ password. What is it it is? Don't read well?
I mean, it doesn't really matter. I don't think it
probably would work anymore. No, not on crack hq anymore.
Does it even exist?

Speaker 3 (42:53):
But chances are that's your password for everything else. At
one point, my password to my laptop, my work laptop,
was written up on the wall and the acc shudio
and I had to remind everyone, Hey, that's just my
password for that laptop and nothing else. So definitely don't
try it for my banking or my emails or anything
like that.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
I've got Hiku's in there. For example, Beer Shouldered Woman
purchase with me on the couch. Will we ever touch?
That's obviously dedicated to Hillary Barry?

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Damn?

Speaker 5 (43:22):
Right, okay, damn?

Speaker 1 (43:25):
What else have I got on here? Got it? I've
got speeches, I've got some things around Hugo's phone and
bedside table before camp is written in there. So obviously
I've had to remind myself of where I've hidden my
son's phone.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
The table before camp.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Yep, yeah, before he went away on camp. So he
went away for camp for a week and I probably
would have forgotten where i'd put it, so just reminded myself.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
You can ring it.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
I mean there's other things. I've got the Huddecke computer code. Oh,
that's interesting. I've got the Hodochy computer co that doesn't
seem quite got speeches from my mother's eighty f yeap,
I've got my Irish next to neighbors baby's name Delilah.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Hey there.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
What seven short days in low God, that's not very interesting? No,
I think were you radio segments?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Here we go?

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Here we go? Would I lie to you?

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (44:27):
I've heard of that we have to work out whether
a story is true by not by asking questions. Okay,
Well that's really that's a TV show, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Yeah, that has stolen that from a TV show, literally
a TV shirt, the whole premise for a TV shirt.
There are no new ideas though.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Pissy Bush, What does that mean? Why did I write that?
No additional text? Just pissy Bush?

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Can you see what time you wrote it?

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Yep? I can't, actually can I? It was at eleven pm, Yeah,
eleven o seven pm on the fourteenth of the twelfth.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
For fourteenth of the twelfth cast before Christmas. Yeah, okay,
well that's when that's when you'll find them. Mine, I've
got what woke you up? Having a shitter at the
driving range drain?

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Why would you write that? I mean, you know that
that's happening oftentimes. Write it.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
We talked about it on Tuesday. Get at the driving
range DRAINO dishbrush recycling bin, so that one there is
as a shopping list. That's a shopping yoppenhemer Phantom of
the y opera operation Michael Jackson, the King of Yop
Burger King, the Home of the yopper. Yopping in the

(45:42):
US is R. Get to the Yopper, West Coast Yoppers
and your rock.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Well, why did you not share that with me earlier?
Why is it taken until now that we're looking over
notes in our phone that you've actually finally taken the time.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
To share it, Because I write most of them. I
mean that one there I actually write in the Pokey
room at the at the Smoky Pokey's and bar and
bay Man Dilly wrote that one together. And then I
forget that I've ever written any of this stuff.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Call you to share a bit more.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
And then so I forget that. And then I shared
trolley trolley review handling lights due to plastic body responsive
but I'm wieldy when underload.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Okay, you're writing weird reviews.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
I've read that one, dear.

Speaker 14 (46:21):
Okay, I've got business ideas in mine. Oh yeah, similarly
as Jerry at eleven fifty one. This one came to
mem YEP twenty first April twenty twenty three. Business ideas
is the title. Then he goes faster Pasta a drive
through pasta joint affordable pricing as well as mobile delivery.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Faster Passa. I like that fast. I know I had
to write it down. Yes, okay, ruder, I'm weary to
delve into your phone, ruder, But well, I mean, there's
all just tentatively put my toe in the water. Here.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
There's a lot of interesting stuff, and I hear there's
song lyrics. There's a time when I just.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Say, so you're writing, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
There's some song lyrics I've written. There was a time
when I thought that maybe my dog could be a
stand up comedian, so I wrote, I wrote some jokes.
For instance, what did Charlie say at the end of
his magic trick labraca dembra because he was a laborer? No,
I get it, he's passed away. Now he's passed away.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Now do himself enough to hearing that.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
There's a couple of lists. Earlier this year, we looked
at the list of people that I've been in love
with in my life. That that list is on the
delete that no, no, and that's the end.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
There's a really good I'd just like to remind listeners
that his wife, his current wife's name, is not the
last name. She knows that, as.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Long as she knows that.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
There's a really, really problematic parody version of Robbie Williams
Angels that I wrote on the seventh of August twenty
twenty one with some friends.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Can I guess what it was? You drop the g
out of Angels, Correct, Jerry and.

Speaker 8 (47:57):
Mini, the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Time for It's Academic, the game where we're going to
ask you five questions. All you need to do is
get three correct to win one hundred and fifty dollars
Bunnings voucher, and you will get your school's name etched
into the much vaunted It's Academic Roll of Honor alongside
these esteemed establishments.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
So Dung Boys College more than Elizabeth Douglas, Norman John's College, Hamilton,
Peter's College, Forest fore High School, College, I don't know college,
Hustan Boys, your boys home to a high school and
fun and high school.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Mark from Taranaki joins us on the line. Now, morning, Mark,
how are you well? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (48:36):
It's a story. Mark, I see here you sell seashells
by the Seashore? Is it correct?

Speaker 15 (48:47):
I went for our home decorating young company.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
What's the most popular interior color going at the moment?

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (48:55):
Us several, but there's one called Okaredo, which is basically
what we in the business called white rhyt riveting stuff.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
No, I'm running black white in my house. And Mark, yeah,
I've got a bit of black.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
One I don't find that a little bit too cold.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Mania that black white, I'll mate you peir that into
a fluorescent down light. Yeah, that's cold.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
I'll go with a half Spanish white.

Speaker 15 (49:17):
Yeah, that's that's a that's a different companies color. So yeah,
what about Yeah, we won't go there.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
What about Spanish cream with a double pearl luster? You
guys selling near that?

Speaker 15 (49:27):
Yeah we can, yeah, we can definitely dig can do
you can? Do you some pearls?

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Mate?

Speaker 15 (49:31):
String of pills?

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Do you work for the company that has a color
called Paranoi?

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Yeah, very popular color.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Very popular. All right, you know how this works?

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Mark?

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Five questions, get three right, one hundred and fifty dollars
at your disposal.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Oldune's name colors Christian number one from Mark who as
the deputy leader of New Zealand First.

Speaker 15 (49:52):
Of the New Zealand First. Gosh, no idea.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Okay, it's Shane Jones. Jones who holds the record for
the most test points scored and test rugby history. He's
correct one and ninety eight points. Michael A. Day is
an American singer and actor, best known by what stage.

Speaker 7 (50:17):
Name uh.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Tough one, It's meat Loaf, Okay, you're going to get
these two correct. What is the capital of Bangladesh? Mark?

Speaker 15 (50:31):
Bangladesh?

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Damn.

Speaker 15 (50:36):
I wish my son was sitting next to me.

Speaker 6 (50:37):
You know.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
Ah that's not correct.

Speaker 11 (50:41):
Ah.

Speaker 15 (50:43):
I'm thinking Lahore, but it's not okay' dak ah.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
That's a shame. Okay.

Speaker 15 (50:52):
I've just done as well on this ques as I
did at school.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Look, I think these questions are too hard to be
that pretty hard.

Speaker 15 (50:59):
But you put you put me in it, mate, Ruder, I.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Reckon, Rudd's drop you in it as well, Rud that.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
To Yeah, I've been told by the.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
High told you about I Reckon, you would have got
the fourth one? Mark. What's the fourth most populous city
in New Zealand?

Speaker 15 (51:18):
Fourth most popular populous populus? Must be Karanik must be
new Plumbers.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
No, it's not as Hamilton, Hamilton, Hamilton.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Let's no worries what that means? Two hundred bucks tomorrow
for its academic love that on Friday?

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Two hundred bucks? What did the higher ups tell you?
What else? Did they say? It is higher ups?

Speaker 5 (51:41):
They said, imagine if it was two hundred bucks on Friday,
wouldn't that sound good?

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Who are these higher ups?

Speaker 5 (51:46):
You know you know who they.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Are Australian content with depe of Campbell.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Not higher up than that, really.

Speaker 8 (51:53):
Jerry and the Night the Holarchy Breakfast's.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
For Jerry's series. What do you think? I think the
answer to one of life's burning questions.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Is yes, some of the ones we've had in the
past is how long after the first Maori arrived? And
I say, oh, did the first couple make love? I
thought thirty four hours? I thought that was reasonable.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
I thought you go out, you find some kai, come back,
you have crewd a shelter, eat, sleep, rest, then you
get into it.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
And again it doesn't matter. But I feel like thirty
four hours are pretty you've just had a traumatic sea Woydge.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
I feel like a couple of days. Are you thinking
that's an aphrod easier?

Speaker 7 (52:30):
No?

Speaker 1 (52:30):
I think you think a couple of days.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
I think longer. Yeah, yeah, I think.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
I think it takes time too long to rest. Depends.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
I'm not asking how soon you'd liked it?

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Yeah, hours? Shuit me out.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
How many beers did Jerry think I had on the
day I went to watch Lincoln Park, I thought.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
You had sixteen. Nobody nectually knows how many.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Hadn't, including me in fact, least of all me.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
But I reckon sixteen was pretty good.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
I think my missus will probably tell you to the
Miller letter in what year was the first backflip perform.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
I assumed around about fifteen thirty five. Yeah, I don't
think anybody was doing backflips before fifteen thirty five.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Now we're talking intentional backflips, so not someone that got
tossed off the back of a rhino or you know
what I mean. All right, So today, off the back
of the latest challenge against the Big Show, which we've
agreed upon will be a bench press competition. I believe
we going cumulative. Wait, that's right. So what we've kind

(53:29):
of figured out is the weak point is going to
be Jason Hoyt.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Well, look across the board. Mike Minogue does a bit
of gym work. He's got a rock and bod keezy,
not you wouldn't describe as a rock and bod, but
certainly leticism. And you yeah on his side, old it'small week.
I mean, those are three words that come to mind immediately.
I don't think that's fair, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
So today's question is what does Jerry think Jason Hoyk
can bench press.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Three four eight three O eight one hundred hardeki. You
have to guess what I think. The answer to that
question is yes. Closest to the pin wins a one
hundred dollars Bunnings voucher.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Yes. And again the point of this is these are
unanswerable questions. This will be the first time, I think
since the ginger At debuble, that we actually will ask
a question, We'll try and answer it, and then in
a few weeks time we will actually know the answer
to this mm hm. But for today we don't. So
we're going to go with what do you think? Jerry thinks,
Jason Hoyt can bench press?

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Yeah, a couple of a couple of I just need
to guide people a little bit here to help them.
So Jason Hoyt, host of The Big Show. Jason Hoyt's
size because Jason Hoyt, if you saw a picture of him,
he looks like he's a normal sized person. But then
actually when you stand him up beside a normal sized
person and compare him, you realize that he's not very big.

(54:52):
His head's large, rest of his body is quite small.
Here has the body of a crayfish.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
I would say, I would say frog. I would also
say that all the all of the great actors of
our time are built like that because their instrument is
their face. Yea sure, and so they need Yeah, they're
often small. Yeah, Tom cruises, your bredbitts, you're Jason Hotz. Now,
I don't think any of them will be able to
bench press particularly heavy numbers. No, but what does Jerry

(55:19):
think Jason can bench press? Give us a text three
to four it three or give us a call eight
hundred hode.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Yeah, he's five nine really five eight okay, so five
seven five eight something like that, So quite short, and
he is probably I'm gonna say sixty eight kg's Yeah,
that's a hard one to guess. Yeah, I don't think
I'm thinking high sixties. Possibly early seventy eighth. She's looking

(55:44):
like he's streamed down. He's been doing a lot of
work age or wait, nobody knows his age. He's been
exactly the same age.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
But as I met him, he always has been in
always world. Early fifties Jerry and mid nine.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
The hold Iarkey breakfast Jerry and man I The hot
Ikey breakfast is a.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Question today in Jerry's theories is how much do I
think Jason Hoyt can bench press?

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Yes, because coming up the next challenge against the picture
is going to be a bench press comp one rep
max sort of situation, and I think we're going to
add them together. We're still ironing out the details on that,
but it is. It's going to be a display of
physical strength, is what it's going to be. You've identified
the weak link in their chain as Jason Hoyt.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Well, that wasn't hard. I mean I identified it. I'd
hardly say it identified itself.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
You crunch the numbers.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
I look, I just did it once over lightly in
the I mean it was never even a question, was it.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
I think Jason Hoyt's going to be the issue here.
Somebody said, is it a one rep max or like
a set to failure? Need details chaps.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
No, Well it's a one rep max. So I think
set to failure, don't. I mean, I don't know if
he'd be able to do more than one rep anyway,
Jason Hoyt, So I think it should just be one
one rep so it would be you would be spotted.
So you have a person on either side. This is
for Jason Hoyt's weight. So it's he's got a person
on either side. They helping him lower it down, okay,
but taking some of the weight obviously, and then spotting,

(57:12):
and then he drives up, because it drives up.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
For one, if you're gonna jer yourself, it's probably gonna
be on the down downhill slope.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
I think it can be with the shoulder.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Yeah. So somebody has suggested perhaps fifteen kilograms aka the
ladies bar, because so this is an interesting point. So
the bar, the bar that most weightlifters use is twenty kellers.
Ye are we sure that he can lift twenty kellers?

Speaker 1 (57:37):
No, Okay, we're not. We're not sure the bar. Surely
you think so? You'd think he could lift the bar? Okay,
I would say that he could lift the bar. As
a questions, what sort of weight would it be on
either side?

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Okay, we'll have it this though, Jerry short arms make
it easier to press weight. Sure forty kg's including the bar.
I can picture him on the bench with a darry
and a ridiculously wide grip.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
And his back arched for livery yeah, I can. I
can certainly imagine the diry part. I can imagine the
arching back. Can I imagine ten on either side plus
the h in the bar.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
I don't know Liam's online, LIAMB. What's your guess.

Speaker 6 (58:19):
My guess is thirty five kilos total?

Speaker 1 (58:23):
I can.

Speaker 6 (58:24):
I think I think he doesn't perform well under pressure
as well, so I think that's gonna also potentially be
an issue for the day. But yeah, I think you'll
get the bar up. But I think if you put
ten kilos on either side of it it would intimidate
him too much as well. So I think the smaller

(58:44):
weights on the side, But I reckon about a thirty
five kilos total for me for my guest for Jerry.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Okay, so seven and a half on either side. That's
some heavy weight, doesn't it? All right? Thanks for that, LIAMB.
So Liam's locking in five. It'll be interesting on the
day where a Jason goes with the tactic of attempting low,
starting low and locking in something.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Because he's going to fatigue pretty quickly.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Oh is he ever? I mean, because there's one thing
about being able to work out reps on the bench. Yeah,
there's another thing about just being able to work out one.
Now will he go lower? Lockdodd and say at twenty
five kgs.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Just get one on the board.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
And make sure that there's something in there. But I mean,
then if he does one twenty five kg rip, how's
he going to be able to do a thirty kg
There's he's not a man that looks like he could
build super sick. Can you imagine him doing a super set?

Speaker 11 (59:34):
No?

Speaker 3 (59:35):
I can't. Thirty seven point eight rights this text to
half of his body weight. Saw him on Queen Street
having a durry last week looking shorter than you described.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Three four eight three oh eight hundred headache, closest to
the pin wins? How much? Wait? Do I think Jason
Hoyt can bench press?

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Jerry and Midnight the Hodarchy Breakfast three fellas sitting around
talking bench press.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
That's the second that's the next big show versus Breakfast
challenge is going to be a bench a three person
benches and.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
So not at the same time, not concurrently.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
No, it's adding up the weight. So it's a one
off press. It's who can and look you can better it.
So for example, you might lock in a fifty kg
or a sixty kg first, and that's not done, but
you can better that if you want to. You can
go again to crack at eighty, you can keep going,
give me a crack at ninety, whatever your best is,
and maybe you got maybe you get three sits sits

(01:00:34):
on the bench.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
I think as many as you feel, you're gonna know what.
Once you fail on a weight. It's not like you're
gonna go check another five on there. We're going to
get the next one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
You know, it's true.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Here's a text through. So we're trying to figure out
what we think Jason Hoyt, what Jerry thinks Jason bench
press right now? And an interesting question, will the winner
be updated once the guess is validated against actual performance
or lack thereof.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Yeah, so we're going to one hundred dollars Buddings Voutrup
for grabs for who can guess the closest to what
I'm guessing now, but then later on absolutely because this
is something we're going to be able to validate, which
is great. I like these ones.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Yes, how about the sticks. I'm a forty six year
old female, about as heavy and as tall as Jason Hoyt.
I can bench press fifty kg's surely, howdy, Jake, and
bench press more than an old duck.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Maybe, but I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
What about this one? He's going to have a mysterious
injury in advance of the challenge, and the big Show
will pull in a ringer for the wind.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
That can't happen. You can't belong a ringer. That's ridiculous otherwise.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Dave Letty, Yeah, he's getting it right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
If you can't belong a ring if you can't, if
you've got a no show, that's a no show. All right.
I have my figure. Okay, I believe that Jason Hoyt
can bench thirty seven point five kgs.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Okay, well who does that? Who's closest?

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Not the point ten on each side with the bar?

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Sorry, I'm desperately scrolling back the triumph. A lot of
texts Jake McLean, Jake McLean, congratulations, Jake, Jake texted and
thirty seven point five.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
I feel like, confusingly, did it did the call that
we just had on before, say thirty seven eight?

Speaker 8 (01:02:18):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Okay, yeah so thirty seven yeah point it's a hard
one today. Well, there you go.

Speaker 8 (01:02:24):
Jerry in the night the hold Ikey Breakfast has noted.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Something about the Black Crows looking at the name the
Black Crows. It's spelled with the knee, Yeah, like Martin
and Jeff. Yeah, I think that a cricket playing crows.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
I think that's what they were named after. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Really there's some members of the band with the last
name Crow.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Okay, but if they were black is there? What's going
on there? Seems unusual?

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Hey, I was I was the guy that was watching
the weather last night. It was me. I was the
one person who was watching the weather on the news
last night and I was watching the weather gold differend
of the show Dan Corbett, and I thought, I've seen
I've actually seen in the flesh you're chewing his ear
off in the office at over at TVNZ because there's

(01:03:11):
a pub across the road from the office. Yeah, and
I've seen over there and I remember seeing you, yeah,
standing over him, Yeah, holding your phone in his face.

Speaker 11 (01:03:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
We chat weather, and I knew exactly what was going
on there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
We chat weather, and nowadays we chat quite a lot
of weather because back in the day seven Sharp used
to have a different studio, so we had a studio
that was away from the one U studio and right
there didn't used to get to chat weather But now
Dan comes in at six fifty two and I'm there
sitting waiting after doing the promo, and we chat Boy

(01:03:47):
to we chat Weather. Is he up for it a
weather chat?

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Yeah, he loves a weather chairs because I was wondering
if it was like asking a chef to cook your
dinner when they get home.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Nah, he's a real deal, Dan.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
But he does seem to love it, doesn't He.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Don't realize this, but most people were using an auto
Q on television nowadays, especially when it's a six minute script.
And no it's not six minutes, it's four minutes. So
he starts at sex fifty six right pretty much generally
on the dot, got four minutes, He's got four minutes.
But that man is working too, so here's nothing on
the auto que at all. He's looking at the maps

(01:04:22):
and he comes out generally at bang on like it
clocks down to six six fifty nine and fifty two
fifty three fifty four up towards seven o'clock on the dot,
and he can time it out as a metrono right
onto that dot.

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
Is there someone in his ear going twenty seconds down?

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
He gets thirty seconds, He gets the one minute that impressive,
but it's very impressive. No, it's impressive, not that impressive.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
But what is impressive is that he doesn't do he
doesn't have the teleprompter. And so that is why a
few years ago he's also an English gentleman. He is
a few years ago into wiki Mai come up Kroger
hit a Berrykroger. I think he'd be the second to
admit it, but he But that's because he doesn't he's
not looking at a script. And that also is where
things like the juicy ear comes from from the other.

Speaker 11 (01:05:11):
Day cold there in the middle of it. That makes
the air very unstable and very juicy air.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Boom.

Speaker 11 (01:05:16):
You get stuff like this rain falling very quickly and
lots of them. How do you get seventy seven millimeters
of rain in one hour across parts of Wellington where
you've got juicy air, but you've got winds coming together
down low and then they meet wins like that and
it converges. It makes the clouds go up really high
with juicy air. It comes down very quickly.

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
Boom.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Now was juicy there here there's talking about the ear
that caused the Wellington floods.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Yeah, for sure, what I want to know is in
the time that you're chewing his ear off, is there
any way that we could potentially get a word sneak going?

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
I know he doesn't have a script, so you can't
sneak it into the script, but could you potentially get
him because he already said juicy ear boom? Could we
get a womba out there? And for those of you
who don't remember, but womba, well womba, it's Jerry saying
that's Jerry saying berwomba.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
But I thought everyone uses the term, but it turns
out nobody uses.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
I've never heard of it. But here's your chance for
one other person on God's Green Earth to say the
word bwomba. Tonight, when you chew Dan Corbett's ear off
about the weather, can you ask him if he can
sneak a bewomba into the into the weather?

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
I don't know, I mean he's I don't know. I
don't know whether because he takes the weather pretty seriously
as he should and he is a proper meteorologist.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
Okay, well, do you reckon you could subliminally word sneak
it just by saying bewomba to him? Heaps and say
if he repeats it on it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
I mean I could also try at the end, you know,
because I normally say thanks Dan and then get into it.
I could say, butwimba Dan.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Okay, But I mean, so, here's how we will lose viewers.
Here's how we're going to do this. You're going to
ask in the first instance of Dan will say bewomba
and if he doesn't, can you say bewomba off the
back of help find out at seven?

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
I can give it a go. I can give it
a go. Oh my god. Ok. I think last time
we were doing this, I had to say a couple
of things. I think there were some questions that were
asked from the higher ups.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Sam sticks thre can we have to Comburger in there?

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
We're not going to get a cumburger Jim Hacke Cumberger,
the rain and the showers or a gomburger, the snow
and the slates of cumburger.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
Jerry and the Hodiarkey breakfast, Jerry and Mni the hod
Iarkey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
So it's official. We are taking on the Big Show
and a bench press challenge.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Yeah, that's right. We still need to iron some of
the details out around. How does the weight going to work?
And I think who exactly is involved in it because
obviously there's four people on both shows. I think they
talked about it on their show yesterday.

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
Do we have a bit of audio that, Yes, so
yesterday we said what if it was just three on three?
They are not all about that?

Speaker 16 (01:07:58):
At no stage and you guys going to where you'll
disagree with me. At no stage did we say three
on three? Did I recall? I don't know where that
came from.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
That's making it up man, totally.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
It's four on four cumulative weight. That's how it is.

Speaker 16 (01:08:12):
I mean, you've got to remember that to last time
we did the relay, Jerry didn't do it, so they
subbed and Lane, you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Know that's right.

Speaker 10 (01:08:22):
And also happy to have Zoey a young person, participate
in something where the advantage lies with that side of thing.
So yes, happy for her to be faster and now
you know it might not particularly be in her favor,
but the breakfast team versus the drive team.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Thank you. So it's one what do you call it? Rep?

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
We're stuff?

Speaker 16 (01:08:44):
But you you get to do as many how do
you decide?

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
I mean you don't start.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
Off I can tell you what, I'm confused.

Speaker 16 (01:08:50):
Now. You don't start off with like forty and go oh,
I can't do that.

Speaker 10 (01:08:54):
No, correct, That would be a bad way to start.
So normally what you do is in your example, Jason,
you'd start off with the bar and we'll have to
hope for the yes. But you want to get pretty
close to whatever your weight's going to be, maybe sixty
or seventy percent, and then you go up.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
You keep on adding.

Speaker 10 (01:09:09):
Weight until you can.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
It's like you're in the Olympics doing high jump or
Olympic weight lifting yea, which is also in the Olympics. Jerry, I,
you are of the opinion that it should be only
the three of us sitting in this room right now,
and Zoe should be excluded generally, but also in this event.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
I just think three on three makes a lot of sense.
I think with the four by relay, it's a four
by relay.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
While the tracks four hundred minutes long.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
It's exactly so that made sense, and that was that
was the reason for that. And I think we've got
three people in the studio. They've got three people in
the studio. It's kind of simple. I mean, we can
start bringing other people who work behind the scenes for us,
and all of a sudden we've got more people than them.
Does it want to you know, et cetera, et cetera,
et cetera. Just keep tidy, keep it inside the studio.

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
As part of your soon that if we bring Zoe
into this equation, who would weigh about thirty four kilos
soaking wet with a rock in her pocket and doesn't
know which direction to press to do a bitch press?
But I asked it a moment before, and she can
do it. The issue is that if we bring Zoe in,

(01:10:20):
that then opens the floodgates for Pugs to come in.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
And anyone who's seen Pugs recently will know he is
in great shape, great shape, and he looks like one
of those guys who could be brutally strong, doesn't he.
So this is your issue you don't want to bring
so also, you don't I think women should compete in
mail fields.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
No, it's not that I don't think women should compete
in maithfields. I just think you've got to go like for.

Speaker 5 (01:10:46):
Like what you're saying off here, you've got to.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Say it's a big issue in sport, and it'll sway
my vote this year.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Will I be doing a urine test on everybody? Yes, absolutely,
for drugs.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
For sex, okay, but just looking at someone going number one,
that's not that's not a urinete. We're off in the
weeds here. I think, in the manner of inclusivity, I
think I want it on record. I think Zoe should
be in I think it should be form and four.
I think it should be everyone that works on the

(01:11:17):
show should be in there. Because that also means that
if we if we lose, then we can blame it
on Zoe.

Speaker 8 (01:11:26):
Jerry and Mini the hold I Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
I learned this morning, fellas, that there's a band called
Skunk and Nancy Skunking Nancy Skunk and Nancy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
That's exactly right, canner.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Can I also say, Fellows, that I learned this morning
that if you take a novelty plastic foot such that
you might put on the end of your finger, and
you squeeze it and then stick it to your foury,
that will summon out of Zi the likes of which
you've not seen since your since your pubescent years.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
I like the idea of summons out is it?

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
It has? Man, it sucked this thing right out of
the middle. I've grown a rhino hornum off.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
I can see that although it's just gone through the
three day the three day cycle, hasn't it sday trial? Yeah?
So it turned into something, then got a head on it,
then you squeezed it, and now it's disintegrating. You wouldn't
even know it's there.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
Oh, thank you, Jo, I needed that today.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
It looks like a small mole. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
The thing that I learned Mania was that you did
get that zip from the foot that you put against
your forehead. But I guess a supplemented question, what about
the one that's over your other eyebrow? Is that also
from the foot?

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
Yeah, he's got another foot.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
I did have the foot on that I wasn't added
on my cheek, so if another one comes up on
my cheek, you'll know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
What's happening making its way through there. Tell you what
I learned today, I learned from Sunshine West in most
weeks the Harlem Globe Trotters, who came in that Pope
Francis was an honorary member of the Harlem Globe Trotters. Yeah,
who would have thought, apparently amazing on a fast break?
Who would have bloody thought.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
Hope Frances can really run the break This is a
heart breaks share.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Amy Wells and the Nias Steet. Find them on Instagram
at Hodarky Breakfast, the Holdache Breakfast.

Speaker 8 (01:13:03):
Build Big with the Wide Range at Bunnings Trade

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