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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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radio show The Hurdarki Breakfast Podcast twenty six.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, the twenty sixth of June twenty twenty six. It's
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Speaker 3 (00:11):
Sister Rhoda's birthday today. Big shout out, Oh.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Shout out to sister's birthday.
Speaker 5 (00:17):
Some stick around, Sister Roder, because at about thirteen minutes
into this podcast, you'll get an insight into your own
traumatic charters.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
She knows, Oh, she knows, she knows. Oh, she knows,
she knows, she knows, she suffered more than no, she
knows what she is that estimation, yep, I know that
she wasn't it. Oh fuck, she knows is smashing pumpkins.
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She knows, she knows, she knows another.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Man and you've always said that almost killed a guy
this morning, Fellus's I am. I was pulling up to
Spaghetti junction into heavy bed easing and as I was
pulling up, so that's one of those intersections we come
off the motorway fucking tonguing like you know.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
What do you mean when you say tonguin and the
swift We're.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Tonguing in the swift swift to move, man, swift can
move if it's only me in there.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
And I don't have too much stuff in the boot.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I was on the Swift when it went up a
minor incline, and.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
That's a talk issue.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I think that thing. I think that's a talk to
ride the clutch up.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Because there's a you know in our car park where
there's like a massive ramp to get out on one
on both.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Sides, and the one that goes up on a corner
it's with a speed bump in the middle of it.
Double corner wells cane.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Yeah, it's a it's an uphill chicne with two speed
bumps in it.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
So you got to put it in first if you're
in a swift.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, and then you've got to drop it, put the
clutch in to go over the top of the bump.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Get it screaming and clutch now.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Now, if someone's on the phone in front of you
and they look up and see a speedbump, freak out,
tap the brakes, break check.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
You in the middle of the chicne. You're you're fucked.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Your toast, your toast, you kicked. She's all over it.
And that happened to me the other day. Your swift toast,
your swift toast. No.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
So yeah, So I'm tonking along coming off the motorway.
Green light green is green is the day as long
as one of those ones. Where as I'm approaching it,
it's red, it switches to green. There is no traffic
in front of me. Road conditions are damp.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
It is drizzling.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
I wouldn't say it's soaking we out there, but it
is damp, green, the greenest of green lights. In fact,
not even any cars coming from the other way either,
because it's so early in the morning. And as I'm approaching,
I just see the green light of a lime scooter
approaching from the right at an incredible pace. Yeah, and
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I don't know what open, whether he hit something or
just jammed the wrong break on or something. This guy
just comes flying over the handlebars and the limeskirter onto
the road. Luckily, I was far enough back that it
was like no dramas to stop. But if I was
another like one hundred meters further down the road and
this guy was was toasted.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
He was an absolutely kicked.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
It was one of the most insane and.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
He had one of those like gym bags slung across
his shoulder things, so as he comes over the handlebars,
his bag goes flying as well.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
His jacket's flying. It was absolute madness.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
And I don't know. So if you were another what one.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Hundred meters work forward and going maybe another fifty k'
is an hour.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Yeah, you would have I think it.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Probably I might have hit him. Might have had it.
You might have hit him.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
The other thing about that intersection, though, and I is
that green light is not a long green light.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
So I should I can see it.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
You're like, here we go, I'm on you boost it? Yeah,
so I reckon. I reckon fifty meters.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah, well that's at least you guys.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I'm pleased to hear that you're both accelerators of green lights,
because I've got a real bone to pick with anybody
out there who breaks for a green light. Oh and
then the taxi drivers. I'm particularly talking to taxi drivers
for some reason. It's a taxi driver issue.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
And then but then they get themselves through, but they
leave you not enough.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Time that you can get through you behind them. Actually,
i'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Since Uber turned up, there's been way less breaking for
green lights. Yeah, because that was a real taxi thing.
That was a real if I can just make this light,
then I'm gonna whereas with the Uber it's based on
YEP mileage so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yeah, it's way better.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
It encourages people to actually go through lights, whereas the
old system, much like the communist system, encourage people to
essentially try and.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Take a break. Yeah. Yeah, because they got paid more
for it. Yeah, it was a killer.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
We did a video shit the other day off the
back seat, available now on all good social media platforms
with diod with Die Hendrid yet, but we filmed a
bunch of those in the same day. And how we
filmed those was there was a car in front of
us filming backwards and recording audio, and then we would
drive the gw M Kennon Alpha plug in hybrid and
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but the problem was that the girl who was driving
it her she would pull up to.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
We're coming up to an intersection.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
She she'd always in her mind be like, I can
get through here, and then she'd get through it be like,
oh shit, that's right that following us like her driving
brain was, but she wasn't thinking about the fact that
we're and so every single red light she just and
then we're stuck there and it's.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Like, hey, is a plug in hybrid a FEV? Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
What a FEV? I don't know what's a fair plug
in hybrid electric vehicle.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
P H E V P.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I'm just sitting there going So a FEV is different
than one that just does it you're driving along.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yeah, I like the ones that do it while you're
driving along.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
You know.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
I don't know what the advantage of the FEV. The
fevers over just the EF. It doesn't have the Because
there's the EV.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
There's there's an EV that you plug in.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Yeah, plug it. There's a PEEV. Sorry, what's the plug
an EV?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Well yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Then there's that, which I think is just an EV.
And then there's the what's the one that's.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Cybrid, which is you don't plug it in and it
charges while the petrol motor's going.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Yeah, I don't know what the advantage of having the
plug in That seems like the worst of both words
doesn't So you've got to go to the petrol station
and you have to charge it. Yeah, I'd run the
two opportunities to run out of gas.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Two opportunity of the area two.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Opportunity out of the area.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Murderer.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
You're nearly a murderer.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
I would not love it.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
There's submits and bushes out there, which as in that
they're like they do like fifty k's on the on
the Yeah, actually are they just plug an EV's so
plug an e vs are.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Ones that's straight a literate Yeah. And then there's the
plug in hybrid.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Yeah, that's a fifth.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I'm a hybrid brother and my Prius.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
You're just a hybrid.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, a hybrid high Bread you're getting high in a hybrid?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Bread runken ever got high in a hybrid?
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Got hybrid on your own supply brand?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
No? No, I haven't. I've never got high on a hybrid. No,
I don't think. I don't think.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Maybe we do the Blazing Spots coffee table book.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
We just go around. It's not the kind of car
you blaze up in a Prius.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
That's what we want them to think. No one's blazing
up in that fucking versions who's ubered to the blazing Spot.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Why did they have to make the Prius so ugly, like,
why did they have to make it look like they're
sh like just the most disgusted you don't have to
make them ugly.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
You've got some beautiful looking cars. Why would you make
it ugly.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Every time Ruder pulls up something, it's like, this hits me.
This chet hurts me because I believe it was my
wife that once said, it's not a very sexy car.
It's not like it's not a sexy car. Like I
understand that you're saving petrol. I understand that it's fuel
economic and that gives you your jollies. But it is
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not a sexy car, is it. It is so unsexy and
it's also got the light colored trimming on the inside,
which is even worse.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I mean, it's it's so unsexy and that's this is,
you know, coming from a Naia's situation of driving a Swift.
The Swift is a sixier car.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Than the Prey.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Yeah, I would say, unfortunately, this is a lot. But
the only sexy thing about the the Swift is that
it's manual. And I do think checks like watching it.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
U shifting gears absolutely, especially if you change down proficiently.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Double the clutch show shows you can you can coordinate things.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
If you can He'll start with.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
That, that's how well you can manage your ribs smooth
gear changes where you don't get the little move back
and forward thing. Yep, I play it like a game.
Although I will say, and I've talked about this before,
sometimes if I get into the car, I've already got
my headphones in, it's a real faft to then connect
(09:25):
my phone to the.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
The set, so I'll just leave the headphones in.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
The problem is that noise canceling.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
And as anyone who drives a manual knows, you don't
watch the rev counter.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
You listen to the riofs you need to hear.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
So when I started doing that, for the first week,
I was stalling the car at every intersection because I
couldn't hear the thing. Now, I just burned the fuck
out of the clutch. I'd rather just burn the clutch
out than stall.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
There used to be a guy across the road from me.
And excuse me if I've told you the story, But
when we're when I was about eighteen, my parents that
are renovation. We went and stayed at my grandparents place
they would and stayed somewhere else.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
We shifted them out.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
God knows why we didn't just go and shift anyway.
I don't know why we didn't just go somewhere about it.
My grandparents moved out. That was when the grandpa coming
on down the stairs story hapened and because we were
staying at his place, so I'd come around to do
some gardening and stuff and see me making love to
my partner.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
At the time, making love, making love.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I was making love in the afternoon, like Cecilia with
Cecilia up and down in my bedroom.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Not your bedroom though you were just staying there.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
It was in the basement kind of area, but it
was a bedroom. It sounds worse. I had to bestroom.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
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Speaker 2 (10:48):
There was a person across the road every morning, this
guy and a and a Ford. I want to say escort,
but nineteen eighty you know the square box ones?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Maybe yeah, I've got a picture of it.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Can you go to it is with the square lights
at the front.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Nineteen eighty forty escort? Yeah? Is it a square box?
He one one of them is? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Was it only scot Maybe one of those ones?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Jerry no, maybe go eighty two.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Okay, well you know about escorts eighty two forty scoot
one of those ones.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Oh yeah, those look a bit yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Is it a square yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Square light line?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, the lame ones, Yeah, it's real lame. Anyway, that
thing there's the skuy used to get out and he
would he would reverse it out and oh my god,
could the guy ride the clutch like.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
It was comical. My brother brother.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I basically spent six months and every morning when we
heard if we're having breakfasts in this guy. I'd go
to work at about like nine, we'd be up and
I just heard this, like my.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Wa like it was stuck or something.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
It was unbelievable as he reversed up as steep driveway
and then he'd get onto the road. Wait, he's in
his like seventies or something, and then put it in
the first.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Get and then go.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
And then ride the clutch all the way up the road,
which was like hotaught you to drive, man, that thing amazing.
I would not want to buy that car after this guy.
He must have burnt it out. It was and it
became a real thing. And my brother and I used
to imitate him when if we were driving riding clutches
and stuff, and it became a real running gag. But
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I think he drove and thought that that is way smooth,
because it was. It makes it smoother.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Yeah, what sounds awful though, but he wouldn't have been
able to hear it.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Well, I think maybe he was dead.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
But this is a that's the exact same situation as
me with the noise cancelors and you can't hear the
roofs NA. So he's decided I'd rather, I'd rather redline
it than store.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I'd rather ride the clutch than store.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
There is a middle ground, which is called proficient driving,
which is take your headphones driving normally.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
But you definitely need to listen. You definitely need you,
I think as well. It's like riding a bike. It's
like Matthew ridging a BMX. You know, you should always
have all of your.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Senses operating when you're riding a bike, because it's just
handy to be able to hear something.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Yeah, especially if someone's yelling out Reggie at you.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Doesn't Regie sometimes wear the yoppers though, while he's bear mixing.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Yeah, you're often were yoppers, not yoppers, not a helmet, no,
I would never wear.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
A helmet speaking. I never google the Tony Street picture.
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