📻Deploy the Yoppers - The Radio Show

It's lame claim to fame tuesday! Plus Manaia sets out on his task of posting on socials and deploying the Yoppers!

 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
That's Jerry Wells and the Nice Welcome belonging to the
Hierarchy Breakfast Tuesday, the tenth of March. When double figures
Now in March twenty twenty six, we.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Did it, Good morning morning.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Double figures in March. What the heck?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
This is crazy man? How did that creep up on us?
This is crazy. I want to do so own mornings
everyone around the country and indeed the world on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
One day and not and they're not to do this
in future. We will be putting it triples and cruising
down held to Christmas. Yeah, that's my prediction.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
What are we thinking?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I reckon?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Probably shortly after this wellness retreat.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, I think so. What's that March? Yeah? April?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh April. Yeah, as soon as it starts getting cold
and then you're stuck inside neutral.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
As soon as the hot cross buns come out, yeah, oh,
as soon as you're as soon as you're in there
with the East Riggs, it's time to put it in
Neutral and cruiser way to Christmas.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
You guys are going to hang around and gear until
Anzac Day, or before Anzac Day came out of gain.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I think I might temporarily chuck it into gear on
Anzac Day. On Anzac Day, I might just really ram
that one home for the Diggers. For the Diggers, Yeah,
for the ANZACs. Spent the first four years of my
life on burd And Military Base, so I consider myself
a member of the UN. I consider myself a veteran.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
You're a digger.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I'm a decorated veteran, and you do well to remember
that proxy I am. I was there. I think there
was someone at that point too, so decorated war here.
I don't know up to you, but I'll chuck it
into a gear for that welcome along.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Lots coming up this morning, including you're lame claims to fame.
Can get those down any time you're like, we're doing
them after eight o'clock this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Jeremie Wells and the nice Stuart the Hodary Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Pursue what I've done here accidentally, if you know.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
But he's done a bit of boomer I t here
boomer I.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I've copied and pasted something. But Unfortunately, I went all
the way down and copied and pasted the entire New
Zealand HERA.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, okay, I can leave it in there. I'll read
exactly what's been copied in here. Be interested in Eugene
banned from ascot amid Andrew scandal. It's rough, sleeper fears,
move on low, It's mulordy, hardest, overweight, frigid, sexist, trumper
on maths. I want to know. I want people to
know victim blah blah blah blah blaha. Latest. You've covered
and pasted the ads as well.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, I've done everything. I've copied the entire thing into
the dock.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Who hasn't who you know who? Among us? Lit those
without send cast the first stone? Who hasn't accidentally covered
and pasted an entire thing?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
I mean, all I was trying to do was I
was just trying to copy and paste the most I
guess you call them the most reject rejected names Declined
names of twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
So when you register a name, when you guys have
done this, you've picked a name for your kid, which
I imagined would be very stressful. Is that stressful picking
your name?

Speaker 4 (02:56):
It was more the stress of just the discussion around agreeing.
My wife at the time of my firstborn, really was
leaning into finding a name and spelling it slightly different.
She was really really leaning into Georgia with two j's.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Again, I was like, good luck ever going to Scandinavia
man ever you're yeah jah?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Was she looking for alternative spellings?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
But then of course now Georgia Miller that plays for
the Blackfield, Yeah, yeah, Georgia Smith.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Is a singer the same.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
It was difficult for me because we had a rule
that any one of us could veto one of the names.
So you put a name down on a piece of paper,
that's a fair rule, and if any for any reason,
you didn't have to justify it. But if either of
us wanted to vet up, that name was off the
table because you wanted to.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Clear it anymore. But then the issue that we had
was the other rule was that no child was allowed
to be called any animal name had been used in
Fat Grazy Pegs out because of the fact that Dozzy
had had a huge out of animals that had come
through her mother's death style block over the years. There

(04:05):
were even the names that were given to those animals.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah, yeah, right, Yeah. The irony is that both of
our children ended up with names that were given to
One was a sheep Mishigah for a lamb that went
to calf Club once, and the other, Hugo, was an
Anatolian shepherd, was a dog.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
So it's funny say that Mike grandad his name from
my entire childhood was Bill. Everyone knew him as Bill,
and in fact, most people thought his name was William.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
It wasn't.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
His name was Francis. But when this is always confused me.
But they got a dog that name was also Francis,
and they realized Francis, I think that's a strange name
for a dog.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Was that What kind of dog was it? Was it
like a Lassie dog I expected?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I imagine it was a Border Collie. But anyway, this
dog's name was Francis, and at least this is the
story that was told. And so they realized that it
had already been trained and already answered to France. I
don't know if you've ever tried to rename a dog.
It's almost impossible, way easier to rename a kid. And
so they renamed my granddad Bill, and so nowhere legally

(05:15):
was his name Bill. So the point where one time
he got a speeding ticket and they got sent to
his thing and he's like, who the hell is Francis,
And then my nana had to remind him your France.
The name on your birth certificate is Francis. Yeah, it's crazy,
but I just as someone with a name that is
commonly misspelled, people freak out and trying to pronounce it.

(05:38):
I think some people freak out at the three consecutive vowels.
It's the vowels, yeah, and they just overthink it. Most commonly,
my name is miss spelled Mania. Whenever we go and
get a coffee and they ask for a name, I
always use whoever elsew I'm with you know what I mean.
I was with my mum on the weekend. They said,
what's your name? I said, my name is Lisa.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
He's got the same issue. See, yeah, they think it's Chelsea. Yeah,
she says Chelsea immediately she has been called Chelsea. She
doesn't even bother correcting people. She's like, yea from Chelsea
doesn't bother me.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Well, So usually when me and my partner are and
they ask us for a name, we just both say
Jeff and then that way if they yell Jeff, like
they won't blink if I say that, and then we
hear that, we know that that's one of us. Well,
when we went to America, I've told you guys before
that they couldn't understand our accent when we say Jess
Jeff or Jeff cheese or jiss yeah jeez. So then

(06:30):
that's when they're like, order for cheese or you know.
But whenever I said Mania, they were like, say that
one more time for me, honey, And then I was
like Mania twain that, oh you funny, and then two
minutes later.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
I'm just even looking at these decline babby names of
twenty twenty five, and I understand you can't call your
child anything regal like king, your prince or princess or
Justice for some reason comes in at four major obviously
that well that's that's a rank in a military situation,

(07:06):
so that you can't have that, I know.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
But you can name your kids after months, like your
kid can be called April or May, yeah, so why
not or June?

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Well, I think with I think with major, it's just
that that's someone's title, so you can't call them like
sir or dame or.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Call them hunter. And that's a title too.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah, but not an official title, you know what I mean.
It's not like captain. You can't go. You can't.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Captain or prince or here's another young that's number six.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Bishop Hale is an interesting one. H E I L Yeah,
I don't. I mean even that's not a good one.
This is going to sound like an absolute lie. But
I went to school with a guy by the name
of Max Payne.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, And one of our favorite games in third formers
to sit around and name professions that he could never have,
like it couldn't be in the army, it could be adopted,
couldn't been dentists.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Did his parents have any idea what they were doing?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
I think so. I think they did. There was also
a PlayStation game that came out that was called Max
Pain when we were kids, so that was an whole
other thing. It's got a real ring to it, Max Payne.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
We'll get into the other ones of these names after
the break. Jeremy on there and Jeremy's not there, but
I don't think anyone tried to call their child Jeremy.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
In twenty twenty five, Jerry and Men the Hold ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
We never quite got to that. Let't t week number
one's King. Number two is Prince. Number three is princess.
Number four is Justice spelt like the Department of Justice. Ye.
Number five is major spelled like ground controlled a major.
Tom Bishop is in there at six.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Well, if someone tell Chris.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Proposed twice, Hale was proposed twice.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
H e I, I mean either way, either way a
bad name, but h e l particularly bad.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Number eight and he wasn't it. Number eight is an
interesting one, and it's a name with no surname, so
it's proposed to us like Madonna.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah right, that is interesting because a lot of coaches
don't have a surname, so then how do they get
around it? Do you then have to obviously you have
to put a surname.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Just one, just one.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
It's like that guy. The Brazilians are good for that.
There was a Brazilian in the national football team called Fred,
and now is it just Fred? You know they love
one name number one name. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Queen comes in at nine.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Sexist, So King is in at number one, and then
Queen comes in all the way down at number nine.
Sexists Chief at ten. You don't want to call your
kid chief every time. I'm moser right, Chief, all right?

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Chief?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
He there he is Chief, Chief.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Duke can live in here now. Gunner g u in
a gunner was proposed once. Yeah, then we get into
the weeds, like literally and indica one with a C,
one with a.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
K, don't do that, didn't Heath wanted to call one
of his kids. So one of his kids is called Charlie, right,
another one he wanted to call herb that's right, And
then it was wasn't until the mother pointed out, well,
we've now got two kids named after drugs.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Charlie her became Barry. Then now this is an interesting
one at fifteen judge, but it's spelled j h U
d G. I think, I mean, that's so far away
from the actual How far away do you have to
be from something spelling to actually still be yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah. And the other one that I want to know
is for all of these names that were rejected, what
did the parents settle on, Like if they were going
to call it judge j h U d G and
they said, sorry, you can't do that.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
I probably with Judy. Lucifer at sixteen may just spelled
M A E J o R that was proposed once,
Prince Peppe proposed once one word.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
This raises an issue, so Prince Pepper, presumably my little
baby Prince is what they were going for. But this
has always been a strange one to me is a
name for a baby often doesn't suit an adult, you know,
like Phil, here's my baby Phil, Greg.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Greg, Greg, Absolutely, here's my little baby Greg, Bruce, Bruce.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
And I feel like what we should do. I think
the way we name things outdated. It should Your name
should change as you reach different milestones throughout your growth.
So when you're a baby, you have one little cute
baby name, and then as you start to talk and walk,
then you earn a new name, like like chiefly titles,
you know. Then you have puberty, you get a whole

(11:46):
nother new name. Then your come man, and that's when
you get your real name and that carries with you.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
I guess it works with William, Yeah, where you start
as as Willy or a little William, you start as
William and then you move to Well or Willie and
then and then you move to to Bell.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Later on in life. Well or if your family buys
a sheep dog that has the same name as you
and then you get renamed Bell.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
From Francis Sovereign seems to come in later on proposed
once different Sativa.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
And Rabbi, what are your what are you thinking about?

Speaker 3 (12:25):
The third?

Speaker 1 (12:27):
One?

Speaker 5 (12:28):
One?

Speaker 3 (12:28):
One?

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Well, it would depend if you were the first, would
you be third the first?

Speaker 3 (12:33):
That's a weird one. Rabbi is a weird one too.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
I'll tell you what. If my name was third, I
would name my son third. Two would be third the
second and his son had ever a time.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Up next, old dudes name years of old dude's name names.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
Jerry Mni the hold I key breakfast.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Sign for old dudes name years for the tenth of March.
Actually speaking of war and forgive me this sounds a
little bit grim. But on this day nineteen ninety two,
have you heard of the Sarajevo Safari. So this is
the name for an alleged war tourism phenomenon during the
siege of Sarajeva. Am I saying that correctly Yarber Sarrieva

(13:14):
nineteen ninety two, which involved human hunting. According to the reports,
wealthy foreign men or women were enabled for large probably
men were enabled for a large monetary fee to shoot
at civilians in the besieged city was sniper rifles for
entertainment purpose. I never heard about it, and I had
not heard about this either until the other day. So
sniper tourists have been characterized as people perhaps most feared

(13:39):
element of life under siege in Sarajevo.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
I mean I knew about snipers. I learned a lot
about that in that Balkan War. There was a lot
of people that would be going for a place to play.
Snipers were a real fear.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yes, yes, So that part is widely documented, and in fact,
there was one of the main streets one of the
biggest cities there was known as Sniper Alley, after which
there is a golf club in Auckland that is on
such a small plot of land that about four fearways
converge on each other at one point. That's also known
as Snipers Alot. Yeah. G Lane's home course, and I've
played there with him. It is terrifying crossing that part

(14:12):
of the golf course because people are yelling at you
in all different directions. You don't know what way their
bloody gun and there's bulls coming over. So I know
how this feels. Claims about this phenomenon came to international
public attention in twenty twenty two with the premier of
the Slovenian documentary film Sarajevo Safari. The alleged activity took
place in the hills surrounding that very city, Sarajeva. So yeah,

(14:34):
so the film came out in twenty twenty two basically
saying this is what's happening. Obviously, as you said, clearly
documented there were snipers all over that city. What the
allegation is from that film is that they were people,
mostly from Italy, that had paid to come over here. Yeah,
it's just crazy. In response to the film's allegation, official

(14:55):
legal actions will launched. The Prosecutor's Office of Bosnia and
Herzegovina opened the case in November twenty two and No
between twenty five. The public Prosecutor's Officer Milan also opened
an investigation and to the alleged participation of Italian citizens
in these acts, officials from Republica Stripska and War Veterans Association, well, yeah,

(15:17):
we who were involved in the war at that time.
There's basically who they're alleging. We're taking the money for this.
They sharply deny all allegations. They've denied it. They reckon
it's propaganda, they reckon it's heinous lies against the people.
So that is still the investigation, literally as we go
to is still going.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
So let's hope that it's not true.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, oh for sure. But I think it's crazy. It's crazy, man.
This is Do you guys ever say, like, on a
Saturday Sunday morning, you're in bed, just go down the
Wikipedia rabbit hole of just googling.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
I try not to. Yeah, same here, I try not
particularly what I said that the Sunday mornings, but.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
I am but flesh and blood and I give an
every down there. Yeah, but apparently this is not in common.
I don't know if you guys ever heard the rumors
about Russians paying to go over and shoot pirates off
the coast of Africa. Heard about that? Nah, Well, apparently
there were companies that would allow you for a fee
to go on to a boat that they knew was

(16:14):
going through pirate and fested waters so that you could
you have a home. No evidence of that, no evidence
of that, but it's it's it's likely enough that the
rumor has spread, you know what I mean. It's one
of those things where you hear it and you get oh,
I can see that, but it is just a rumor.
And apparently currently there are companies that will take you

(16:35):
take tourists to bomb out cities in Ukraine.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
I mean, as any one of these people thought about
joining the military, because that's basically what you get to
do to scare. That's that's what you do.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Take that from me, Jerry, A decorated water course. You're
in the trenches of birthdays. Happy birthday to Kate Shepherd,
new Zealand suffragette and the most prominent member of New
Zealand's woman's suffrage movement in Liverpool, England.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
It's a birthday I celebrate every day. Yeah, every day.
There is a day that I don't ride to work.
As I'm going down Franklin Road and I think of
Kate sheperd.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah, counting your millions of dollars, what she's done for us.
Every time you see her face. You know, there's no
one on the twenty dollar note. I think it's just
the Queen.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
No, the twenty dollar note is.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
A yeah, but there's no like person on there. So
I reckon we should we shoul hug someone on there.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
What about the cart are there? It's done some great work.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yeah, but like the Queen's carcked it, so we should check,
you know, burn the queen off the back of it
and then put I don't know, hey.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
That's a good danger on there. Hold on, I've not
thought of that. Of course, when's when's Charlie coming on
our money? She's got to come all over our money.
Surely soon it's.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
A Charlie on our money, especially fifty Oh it probably
is actually Kate Sheppard.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
She has a birthday with Chuck Norris, who's eighty five today,
nineteen forty American martial arts actor born on Ryan, Oklahoma.
Send your favorite Chuck Norris jokes through to three four
eighty three. That is old dude's name. He is for Tuesday,
the tenth of March twenty twenty six.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
Jerry in the Night, the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Thanks to Explodol to the beer for here. The t
twenty World Cup team of the tournament's been released. No
New Zealanders have been chosen, despite the fact they made
the final.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Of course.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
The eleven comprisers of four Indians, two South Africans, two
Englishmen and one player each from Pakistan's and Barbe and
the West Indies man is an.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
American Finalan can't make that team, is what you're telling,
bright fan, Allen doesn't Tim Saifett doesn't make that team,
don'torry about that Revenger and don't worry about him. Don't
worry about any of those dudes. If I find out
that if the Castle it's racist. Their captain of the
Indian team did not hid in bat He doesn't bowl.

(18:52):
He just chewed gum and pointed around the field.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
He didn't yell at his players like and the captains
normally do that.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
No, he's not a yellow, but he will do the facials,
hand geshes. He'll give them a lot of that.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
American President Donald Trump is urging Australia to offer asylum
to the Iranian women's football team after the squad supposedly
made SOS hand signals on Sunday following the Asian Cup match.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Did he I can't imagine that to be high on
his list of priorities. I feel like what's happened here
as someone asked them, what are you gonna do about
the Iranian women's football team? And again let Ozzie figure
them out.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Well, hopefully there's some questions. I know he's having a
press conference this morning, Donald Trump first one in front
of Journo's at ten thirty am, right, so it'll be interesting.
And the Warrior is reportedly close to signing the storms
William Warbrick for twenty twenty seven and beyond it.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Look, I've been sitting on this one for a while,
but over Christmas holidays I saw him at the KFC
in Bombay, just south of Auckland. There on the way
down to the Coromandel, I walked in. You will note,
Jeremy that he is a man after your own taste.
He enjoys the finer things in life. He went to
Zingerberger combo. Yes, I couldn't tell if he went the

(20:06):
box meal where you get the wicked wings with it
as well or not that I couldn't ask. I couldn't
tell you.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Did he upsize the chips and then get a small costal?

Speaker 1 (20:16):
I didn't. Well, this is where it gets a little
bit squarely, because he was eating with someone else, a
member of his family, and all of their food had
been taken out of the boxes put onto the tray
and they were eating in He's a professional, so I
couldn't tell what exactly he had ordered. Perhaps he and
the person who was worth I don't want to guess
as to the relationship between the two of them. Maybe

(20:36):
they were shearing ship play. Yeah, and I think that's
a that's a good sign.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
If he does sign for the Warriors, will he be
contractually obliged to eat Wendy's though instead of KFC. I
they is sponsored by Wendy's.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
On but Wendy's also owned by Restaurant Brands, which was
signs KFC. So wouldn't be too far as street to
say that William Warbrick could still eat CAFC if he
was to sign with the Warriors.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
I can see him eating a big banking classic from
Wendy's one.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Hundred percent, going through the drive through absolutely steamed on
a Saturday night, and getting one of those baked potato things.
Oh yeah, Yeah, it'd be a great addition to the Warriors.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Jerry Mman Knight the Hohotarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Just me pictures of William Warbrick, who is rumored to
be potentially close to signing a multi year deal with
the Warriors.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
I'm just like, there's not a lot of tats on them,
just the Olympic ring from the sevens Days, which I
always I've always thought of just getting the Olympic ring
tattoo to myself. Just get it because I whenever I
see someone at the Olympic rung tattoo, I always look
at it and go, you know, anyone could just walk
in and get that tattoo right just because you you
know what I mean, there's nothing, there's no tattoo artists

(21:45):
who's going to check your record and be like, what
was it?

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Bob's lead and you put a self affirmed beside it. Yes,
nobody would ever know with that.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
And then a little tear drop underneath my eye because
I killed someone a text on three four eight three
for fat check when I restaurant brand doesn't know windows
it's Pizza Hut, Caves, Taco Bell and Carls Junior love
your babes. So no, yeah, there'll be no more KFC
for how and that sucks?

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Are you just having a lot here with the with
the reasonably clean skin? The tat free is clean.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
A huge amount of the cricketers now with tats, massive
massive about the entire team watching Hardack's got the peace
sign on his neck and then on the other side pause, pause,
a trail of paws like I think the cat.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Pause. He's a tiger the sack. Okay, of course that's
what makes sense. Yeah, yeah, he's a tiger in the sack?
Is he apparently?

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Does it?

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Now?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Tell me? Does he wear the see through speed dealers
and dual sweetbands?

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Absolute? Yeah, absolutely he does that. Yeah, there's a lot
of the cricketers. I noticed that the nick tats that
are going on.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Have they got pick tats?

Speaker 3 (22:57):
That's what I want to know. That's a phenomenon which
is really taken off.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
And really in the NRL community. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah, the pick tat looks great when you're running some
good pecks, but when you get to fifty, it's hard
to keep those picks up. Well, this is what I think.
They turn into movesty tat. Yeah, they turned into full moves. Now,
a mob tat is just not the same. You don't
see many fifty year olds that are going out there
and getting their moves tatted out in.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
The move tat.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
No.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Well, this is the thing. Whenever I look at those,
I wouldn't know where to put the peck tacks. I
don't know where my picks start and finish. I don't
know how to put it on there.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
A lot of it is about the definition of the
pet Yeah with the tat. Yeah, it generally seems to
be submit. No, no, you obviously get it. Sometimes you
get a sleeve going into a peck tat Yeah, just
the one yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
But again, like I say, you need to have an
intimate knowledge of where your pick starts and finishes. I've
seen people with like the sides of their abs, like
the tattoo around the abs and stuff like that. I
don't have different body parts. I've just got a body
and I don't know where those things would go.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
I would like to know, you know, people with pictats, like,
what's the percentage that don't fall into one of these
ten categories. You're either like firefighters looking to feature in
the firefighting calendar, personal trainer, dudes in their thirties who
holiday in Bali with other dudes, Dudes on a health

(24:22):
or a mental health journey, any of these boxes with
a pick tat players with an a play on yep.
Proponents of calisinates clean eaters, so people that are eating
paleo or counting calories do to know how many grams

(24:42):
of proteins, any type of food, or a potential maths experiment.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
One hundred percent most people.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
With pick TETs taking one of those boxes or.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
I would throw another one in there, which isn't necessarily
separate from any of those, but could be could fall
into the dudes on a health slash mental health journey.
And that is a recent long term relationship breakdown.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
Yeah, Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
As you read that story about the Southern op shop.
Of course you go to op shops, you drop bags off, clothes,
et cetera.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Some as addressed the cats.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah, someone it shopped a large bag of something else
off at the op shop. Oh, forty grams of cannabis
and a large wide of cash.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Do not tell the cops about that? NA take that
off you.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
So apparently, when the volunteer at the Southland up shop
saw it, the worker immediately called the police. Happening air
of sixteen year olds walked into the store, sixteen, highly agitated,
looking for a bag badness placed. Of course it's a
sixteen year old that does that. Of course a twenty
five year old wouldn't do that. Thankfully, local police were

(25:51):
extremely coick to respond they arrived at the scene to
de escalate the peer hill becoming increasingly aggressive with shops down.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Oh okay, so that's why they call the cops.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
H Yeah, So the youths were detained. The police discovered
forty three point two grams of cannaba. Scales short weren't
there as well.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
They was selling that as fifty grand, so you got
one hundred percent. They were the short change in.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
You others uplock bags and three thousand, seven hundred dollars
in cans, three thousand, seven hundred in kars.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Okay. This makes sense because I over the weekend, I
was in an op shop and I found a puzzle
and I brought it from my message. She loves doing
jigsaw puzzles. First thing she did was opened it and
had a look to set there's any cash in there?

Speaker 3 (26:33):
I was like, why really, Yeah, that's a thing I
never thought of that.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Well, she must have read this story and she was
looking for forty three point two grams of cannabis and
three thousand, seven hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
So you know how people leave bags outside of op
shops and stuff. These guys apparently had left their bag
like accidentally while they're waiting to get their car serviced.
They hadn't left it there.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Oh, they hadn't left it there on the home.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
They didn't leave it. They didn't leave it for the ops.
Just happened to be outside of Like the chances of
them leaving be a bag. If they left the bag
outside of any other sort would be fine. But it
just was a job.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
That is some dumb shit good stuff. So sixteen Hey,
later on the show, something that I want to address
Beloved New Zealand broadcast to Met GiB. You'll remember him
from Squirting. For a generation of Kiwis, I am of
this generation. He was someone that we looked up to,
someone that, you know, like the North Star, a moral

(27:30):
compass if you were, for an retire generation of Kiwis.
That's why when we heard him drop a sea bomb
on National TV on Saturday night, it was the in
innocence for a lot of us, For me in particular,
I think we've got that today.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
It's going to be an amazing I can't wait to
see you on the track. Let's get back to you, so.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Mate, you know, and so I was a little bit
disheartened with that, and so Met Jib, Metgib joins us
or met jib coins us.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
I don't know Jerry and Mania the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Jerry and Mania. I'm joining the complay the Hidaki Breakfast
discussion group on Facebook for.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
More What belong to the Hydarchy Breakfast Tuesday, the tenth
of March twenty twenty six. Nice to have you with
us if you're new to the Hurdarchy breakfast moment. Jimy
Will's has a nice jew.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
In A massive shout out this morning to people who
drive SUVs in the city but still slow down for
speed bumps. I've been sitting on that one for over
an hour, and I've been stealing on it, you know
the ones you see or like you'll see the highlux
and it's not going to splash of dirt on it anywhere.
You're like, this thing has never left the road before,
has it? And then they still I have to wait
before that. I was hard up at the back of

(28:35):
an suv this morning. Famously, We've got sixteen speed bumps
between the entrance to our car park and will you
turn your car off? And I had to slow down
behind this suv at all sixteen of them. In my
classic two thousand and eight Suzuki Swift, and I was like,
if I can get over this thing quicker than you,
I overtook them at the barrier.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Good well done. I think if you're an SUV and
you're not using the curb, if you're parallel part, if
you're doing a yuwi, and then you're not going up
on the curb. If you're then doing a three pointer,
should be shown for yourself.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
If you're not going up on the curb, Yeah, you've
got to go up on the curb. Man. I walked
out my gate. Oh, it's just literally yesterday and there
was a U backing up almost into my gate. We
had to stop on the footpath to let this guy
back up. He was done exactly what you just described.
Perfect great use of that. I yeah. I mean, if
you're not driving directly over median strips and stuff like that,

(29:28):
then what are you doing the whole point? How that thing?
Get yourself? As Suzuki Swift. I'm not in the pocket
of book Suzuki, although I'm willing to be.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Jerry in the night they breakfast.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
I see one of the headlines in the paper this
morning as Prime Minister will face caucus today.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
The caucus the caucuses.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
All of the members, all of the MP's and a
political party.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Where's the cabinets?

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Say, if you're the governing party, National Party is right
now and along with ACT obviously New Zealand. First, the
cabinet are the MPs that get together and make all
the decisions, so they'd be bought an MP.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
And then the caucus is everybody, everybody, everybody, And I
guess the issue is that the latest polling is showing
them starting to slide back a little bit. That means
if we were to go to the polls and when
according to the latest research, they would lose, it's something
like twelve seats, which is basically which basically means twelve
of them lose their jobs. And so that's why you

(30:29):
were seeing all these headlines last week about crisis meetings.
Is the Prime Minister they're gonna get ousted for someone
else because basically they're looking at it and gone, we
don't do something here, twelve of us lose our jobs,
so we're going to get rid of them. And actually
the same meetings going on about eu jeriett rady I.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
And that they'll be looking that also be good to
know that also be looking at and seeing what's happening
over time. Yes, and a political party they need to
probably if they're going to make changes, they probably want
to make changes with the amount of time.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Like Razor Yep, like the all decks coach.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
I'm saying that just undo that was. That was like
six weeks before the election, wasn't it was? And that
worked well for the Labor Party in those days.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Well A large part of that was because she came
in here her first protocol for her promo as she
came into Radiohodaki, and I think that really said her
in good stead. Now I'm not inviting other politicians into
the studio and the lead up to this, God knows
we don't want them. But I think what we can
all agree, wherever you sit on the political spectrum is
whether it's lux and they put someone else in, whether
it's Tipkins they put someone else in there, whatever, I

(31:34):
think we can all agree to none of us really care.
What we would all love, I think is if instead
of replacing Chris Luxon with someone from within the party,
what if we replace them with someone from just outside
of politics altogether. Because my thing has always been what
was the last prime minister that you would follow into battle.
We lost, you know, way back in the day Kings

(31:56):
and that that'd be the first ones on the battlefield,
at least if I believe Age of Empires to the
definitive edition on PC. And then at some point we
lost that. And I don't have we ever had one.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
I know about New Zealand history, and I'm like Michael
Joseph Savage. I mean, he's about five foot three.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Muldoon Muldoon was like five foot goddamn it. Normal Muldoon
Muldoon was in the war Muldoon. It'd be a horrible
after the battle too. Norman Kirk only because he's from
where I'm from, But i'd be Norm Kirk.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Maybe Norm Kirk. But I think the legend of Norm
was a bit different than the realities of Norm. I
think there was a lot of positive pr around Normal.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Ever since they named the public swimming pool in my
hometown after him. That really things went well for He
had a song Big Norm as well. Yeah, Big Normal.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
It was a big unit.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yeah, why don't they write a Genia shipping song Big Jen.
So I don't know if you could pick a prime
minister from outside of the political realms.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Some uninspirational. Well, I think this is the other issue
in New Zealand politics, right, So to be a prime
minister you have to be an MP, so you've got
to be got to be voted into either a constituent
seat or less less so you have to.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Already be there. Whereas a president you just have a
normal dude to like a reality TV show or something. Yeah, yeah,
and then you and now he's the guy and then
moved out really well. And then he just hires all
his mates.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
That's moved out really well for him. And the other
part is that it's a president say in the United States,
he or she gets does niminish, but he gets to
choose a chemist and his homies can all just be
like and if the president asks you to come and
be one of his homies, you got to kind of
drop what you're doing and go and be one of
his homies.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Right up? Do you disagree with them? Then you start
a Twitter beef.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
But if as our prime minister can't choose his homies.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yes, someone with her give us a text through three
four a three LL give us a call eight hundred hodak.
If you could pick the prime minister from outside of
the political sphere. Who would you go to someone who
picks one in Jerry and they have rid your mind.
Jerry's theories is on Thursday, but someone's already in your
mind this morning. I've got one and as one that
I would follow into bad orgu And it's not I

(34:13):
think I know who yours.

Speaker 7 (34:14):
Is Jerry and Midnight the Hotiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
It's just talking about the prime minister who we'd like
to be the prime minister. This is on the back
of the Prime minister facing a few tough times at
the moment, certainly from his caucus and outside his caucus.
He's had a couple of bad polls.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah, you don't have some bad poles.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
And there were rumors on Friday, there were so many
rumors in fact, that he had to take to social
media a lot over the weekend to try and quell them.
And then I see yesterday he went on news dooks
here'd be and said I will be hand on heart
the Prime Minister at the next election.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
So and if he's not well, if we really bad,
if we know anything about politicians, they always tell the truth.
So you're going to have to take him at face value.
And I think what we're all Well, I think what
we can all agree on, wherever you sit on the
political spectrum, is that we don't want to replace with
just another politician. We surely we could get someone else's
outside the political sphere.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Surely it's time.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah, And I've been saying we are the politicians, where
are the leaders that you would follow into battle? And
so to that end, my recommendation for prime minister of
our country is Corporal Williapiata, recipient of the Victorious Cross.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
You would definitely follow him into battle, and if you're
in trouble in the battle field, you'd want him somewhere
around you because he'd carry you to safety.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
That's right. I think you'd even whatever political party he's on,
he would walk across the floor, across the rubicon if
you and pick up politicians from the other side and
bring them back to his side. Now we have one party.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
The only question I have for Williapiata do we understand
is how he thinks about monetary policy. What's you like
answering questions at question time?

Speaker 5 (35:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
I think you'd answer them with a steer and great money.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Well, okay, that's fine, but we're going to want some
words at some.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Stage actions man, some second words on a government of action.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
See I think I think sporting prowies is important. And
never before has has that been more evident is when
Christopher Luckson, our current Prime minister, went to India and
played some backyard cricket.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
And absolutely carted that ten year old kid.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Yes, and I have it on good authority that he
had he had some knit sessions before we went. And
look he was hitting the ball quite well.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
There's no doubt about that. He was hitting it while
he was seeing a beach ball, wasn't it.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
He lost the spirit of what it's about, which is
about kind of not you don't go and try and
hit such as in backyard cricket. But that's that's not
the way.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
That you mean. No family etiquette. Backyard cricket one oh one.
You see your drunk uncle on boxing day cut your
ten year old nephew three blocks over you like, oh
come on, man, yeah, I think anyone can.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Anyone can try and smash at top edge it and
headed over into the next name. It's like, that's actually
not a hard thing to do.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Keep it on the carpet, keep the game gun, you know.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
So the sporting prowess. I think that's important. Intelligence is important, sure,
and a prime minister physical and mental toughness. I think
those things are important, yes, And I think there's only
one person really in New Zealand who embodies all of that,
has all of those things, and I understand ninety nine
percent and school see.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Maths what yes, ninety yes, two.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Time World Cup winning All Black captain Richie mccorsh. And
he was a farmer, so he understands the rural sector.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
He is technically from the same town I'm from because
he was born on outside of the river. So good stock.
You know, you'd have to.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Say, okay, I mean I'll forgive him that good stock.
I think we'll forgive him that. But he has everything
he's got. I mean I would what was the National
Party must have spoke to him about going into politics.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
They wouldn't, You'd have to think so they would have.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
He wouldn't do it, but they would have spoken to
him about it.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
A million texts on that on that same theme, there
gerald about you ridder.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
I talking about following people unto battle. I have heard
a number of times actually that Ben Stokes, who's the
English cricket captain from New Zealand and Brendan McCallum are
really good one two partnership and a lot of people
say we will follow them into battle. Plus Brendan McCallum,
a lot of people want him to come back and
be the black Caps coach, but we can't afford him.

(38:35):
Can we can we get him back and then he
could be Minister of Cricket and we'll pay him from
the government conference.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
So you wanted Ben Stokes, Ben.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
Stokes, Brendan McCallum won two acts.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Are we sure New Zealand is ready for a ginger
prime minister?

Speaker 1 (38:50):
It's a brave new world, I guess going to be
Oh yeah, well no, yeah, we had that. We've already
heard by keep texts coming through three four A three.
There is a messlete dizys and there already does out
next give us a call? Oh eight hundred Hardaki, Oh
eight hundred and four to eight seven five? Who's to
the next Prime Minister?

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Beat and Deny says, changed the Prime Minister to Lee
Hart looks the same but much more entertainer.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
Jerry and Mini the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
I had a lot of support for my recommendation of
who should be the next Prime Minister, and that's Richie
McCaw Sporting prowess, intelligence, good looks, yeah, rugged, reliability, physical
and mental toughness.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
I mean, have it got these all consecutive texts? How's
this even a question? Richie mccaughr. Of course gotta be
Richie McCaw. I'd elect Richie McCaw. Jerry, please stop saying homies, okay.
And then this one from Taylor the Goat New Zealand
are the one and only Richi McCay.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
I think he'd be right up there, Dean says Dog
from foot Rock Flats. Steve says the twenty twenty six
finn chaser from hold On, I sent five thousand dollars.
I think that might be a ah. You know that's
an entry to their boat competition, Name.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
My boat, Lee's text and Jim Heckey for PM up
to date with weather analysis and discounts on Comburger's.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Right.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Elliott says Kane Williamson. He would steady the ship right
up and n Z would be away for sure.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Mark says a whole generation was indoctrinated by Susie Cato.
We would follow her into battle, dude, and we already
know that the war chant as we charge on and
that's see year later, it's our time, cyoto tofa.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Don't imagine that.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
What about Jason Gunn? Everyone loves Jason Gunn. Yeah, he
would go well on the world stage like no one
would ever get angry at no one.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Started a deputy pro minise the thingy, Yeah, bring them back.
What about party Fi Foy and props boy, Yeah, potentially,
you know, a coalition.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
The best way to catch up on what you missed.
The Hurdarchy Breakfast radio show podcast Jerry and.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Mini The Hdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Matt Gibb joins us in the studio. Get a Matt,
Welcome to the show. Yeah, good morning.

Speaker 8 (41:00):
Pretty disappointed in this kind of behavior from you two,
actually from us. Yeah, look, I would have expected this,
this kind of muck raking when Matt Heath at Pest
was still in the show.

Speaker 6 (41:08):
But MANI I just I was thinking that you were
better than that.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Well, first off, you're wrong, I'm not better than that.
And second off, like I was saying, I'm from a
generation where you know, a lot of a lot of
key with kids looked up to you as their north star,
their moral compass. Certainly aspiring broadcasters. So to hear what
I heard from you over the weekend, it was it
was the end of innocence, not just for me, but
for an entire generation of key with Let's give.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Us some context, because you were hosting on Saturday night
a live broadcast, Matt and and it was. It had
a whole lot of sporting New Zealand sporting, famous sporting
people competing against some people who weren't as good at
sport as other people. Two and a half hours.

Speaker 8 (41:50):
Yeah, two hours and forty five minutes, forty five minutes,
even longer than that, and it was a look, do
you know what, without any kind of word of a
joke or anything, this was a fantastic broadcast. This is
the first time in thirty years New Zealand athletics had
been broadcast live, free to wear well, so this was
a big occasion, and I was aware of the magnitude
of this large occasion.

Speaker 6 (42:08):
I just want to point that out as well.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Okay, So at some point during this broadcast this happened.

Speaker 6 (42:14):
Stokes to him, It's going to be an amazing I
can't wait to see you on the track.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Let's get back to you, so.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Mate, Okay, So that's you there, and could you just
put a bit of context around exactly what was going on,
because by what it sounds to me to the naked ear,
it sounds to the naked ear like you just were
a little bit excited about what was going on, forgot
where you were for a moment, and then you just
dropped the sea bomb.

Speaker 9 (42:39):
Well, look, Jeremy, as a broadcaster with over twenty six
years experience, just something I think you should appreciate. I
would never I would never intentionally drop a sea bomb
in a live broadcast. I was having a good time,
Jeremy and Mania, I was having a great time. We
had Porsia Woodmen, wicklif from the Blackfans and New Zealand
seven standing right there, Brook from a broadcaster as well.

Speaker 8 (43:02):
I have no idea what happened when you guys set
this through. I'm genuinely shocked that this came out of
my mouth because honestly, it's indefensible.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
That's a sea bomb. Well, it came to us from
you know, someone was watching it and they texted it
into us yesterday morning. Because of course, we are the
bashion of good taste and standards, standards and decency in
New Zealand. You mentioned that it's not something that you'd
ever do before, but I think haven't we got hold
of some audio from behind the scenes of Country House Hunters.

Speaker 6 (43:31):
Obviously your mum's a big fact. I can't say that.
Obviously your mum a big fact that we've got to
consider now.

Speaker 8 (43:37):
Obviously your mum big Who has released what is going
on here?

Speaker 3 (43:41):
So that sounds like some behind the scenes footage, So
that's obviously that's a field tape by the sounds.

Speaker 9 (43:47):
Of it, and as a field tape, I'm not sure
who released that field tape.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Again, we are the bastion of good taste and decency
and standards and broadcasting here in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
So it's come across our deers. That's the right time.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
I guess you know what I'm gonna have to do here.

Speaker 8 (43:59):
I think what's happened is, you know, I have had
a long career with pretty squeaky clean records so far
right you know, Kids TV. I think what's going on
is I'm finally trying to make that transition out of
that nice guy image and try to kind of grow
up my broadcasting career, right and I also want to
take this opportunity to promote my show. You can watch
it on TV and D Plus. Find My Country House

(44:21):
is actually a fantastic show. So we've got to country
houses and see three different houses out in the country,
and you've got to basically choose one of them.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
So you can watch all episodes of that on TV.
And what you're actually trying to do here, met gabb Is,
you're trying to b be your way out of this.
It's been done before, It's been done very very successfully.
Can I also ask you another question? I hit something else,
a piece of information which someone told me the other day,
which i'd like you to uns allegations. Is it true
that you have never had a hangover?

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Oh that's actually true.

Speaker 6 (44:50):
Yeah, I'm hangover free.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
I've had one.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
I've had one in my entire life when me and my.

Speaker 8 (44:55):
Brother polished off bottle of whiskey before an open home
the next morning. But yeah, I've never I just wake
up and feel fresh and fine. But what it's troubling though,
It just means there's no there's no off.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
But I was gonna say, you just waste it all
the time.

Speaker 6 (45:06):
Yeah, I mean breakfast radio'll be fantastic coming.

Speaker 8 (45:08):
I could be out until three o'clock in the morning
when come you guys basically do the same thing though, right.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yeah, but but we do get problem.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Matt, thanks so much for coming in and clearing that up.
And so it's definitely a sea bomb and it's intentional.

Speaker 8 (45:20):
No, Look, it's hard to argue against it as indefensible.
And my one defense I think there was a you
know what it's like being a broadcaster on a light broadcast,
A lot of chatter in the air piece. Potentially there
was something cross talk coming through the old air piece,
maybe a slight pause at the wrong moment, and it's
led to this.

Speaker 6 (45:36):
So looky, apologies to the nation. That's all I can say.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
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Someone who can answer three questions out of five Just
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Yep, that's right. Far too many people passing. If you
don't know the answer, just have a stab in the
dark rather than passing one hundred and fifty dollars vouching.
That is massive. It's because the last two days we
haven't given it away. That means Jackpops. And that also
means for the last two days we haven't added a
school to the role of honor, including todung A Boys,
Hot Valley Memorial, Quen Elizabeth, Newlands, Shirley Boys Times two,

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Sacred Heart, McKinsey College, Frances Douglas, Saint John, Saint Peter
Stratford Times one.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Funk it?

Speaker 1 (46:23):
What's again, Saint Kidiggins.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Let's go to line two with Duncan's on the line.
Good morning, Duncan, Duncan, Morning, Morning, Duncan. Which high school
will you be representing today? And it's academic Duncan, Carma
High School, Carmo High School.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
You don't know Ian Jones.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
Dear, not not very well.

Speaker 10 (46:46):
He did call me a deck once.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
I believe.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Interesting because I'll ask, what were you doing Carra call?

Speaker 3 (46:59):
That's interesting because we had a text and from lame
claims to fame, which is coming up after eight. I
once had a pass next to raugular legend Ian Jones
down at the pub. Okay, so you know how this works,
don't you dunk? And you just got to get three
questions right out of five and you will win a
one hundred and fifty dollars Bunnings voucher. Let's get straight
into it. Question one, which gold medal discus throw? Also

(47:22):
appeared on New Zealand's Dancing with the Stars in two
thousand and six. Valaridam, No, it's Beatrice Falmoina, who is
the lead singer of Pearl Jam. Correct TV presenter Matt
Gibb fronted Which Kids TV series from two thousand to
two thousand and three.

Speaker 11 (47:43):
Geez on, way too old for that?

Speaker 10 (47:46):
What now?

Speaker 3 (47:47):
No, it's squirt Okay, got to get these two correct.
Who did the Auckland Warriors play in their first NRL
game in nineteen ninety five? No, it was the Brisbane Broncos,
which means you can't get this last one right and
get three? Which New Zealand suffragette was born on this

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day in eighteen forty seven. It's obviously.

Speaker 10 (48:13):
I've completely given up.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
You didn't embarrass yourself at all, duncan Ruda? Those are
difficult questions from Ruder.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
I feel like they were in a similar vein to yesterday,
when apparently they were quite good questions, Jerry, according to you,
I think that's too difficult.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Yeah, we're going to strike Camo High School off the
registry there, so that means two hundred dollars Tomorrow's.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
Right, man, I am wow, Jerry, and Midnight the Darchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Time for your lame claims to fame? Three four eight
three is the number to text them in or he
can give us a call. Oh eight hundred. He no
claim to fame is too lame. Obviously.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
I feel like this is starting to spread because I
feel like each week we get more and more of them,
and they get lamer and lamer. And I think anytime
you share one with us that is incredibly lame. You
unconsciously give other people the permission to do the same,
you know, because people will be sitting on one going
I've got one, but it's pretty lame. I don't know

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if I should share it. And then you hear I
sold a university engineering textbook to Hamish Kurr's girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Yep, And then you think, hold on, I've got something.
I mean, the reality is everybody has a lame time
to fame. There's not a human out there it's like vices.
Every human has a vice.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Yes, that's why I don't trust people that don't talk
about this. When you're like, this guy's really nice, it's
like you've got advice, you just don't talk about yours.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
It's probably one that you have to use it incognito
mode for right.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Do you see side note? They banned it in Ozzie
yesterday incognito mode. No, but the website that you search
incognito and yeah, why in Australia, we might have to
come back to this.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Okay, we will come back.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
We're embroiled and I don't know. Yeah, so I thought
impress lame claims to fame after winning oh sorry, three
of us from my rugby club once one a year's
worth of milk when I was eight. Okay, after winning
the milk, we had a photo shoot with the local paper,
passing milk bottles like rugby balls.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Okay, so that your your lame claim to fame is
that you won a competition's once and then you ended
up in the local newspaper for it.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
That's passing milk bottles back and forth like rugby balls.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Fair enough.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Imagine that journal. You know they're studying journalism for three
or four years at Yuni, and they go, one day,
I'm going to, you know, speak truth to power. I'm
going to be the third party and hold the old
politicians to account and shine light in dark corners of society.
And they're like, can you just take photos of these
milk bottles?

Speaker 3 (50:41):
People still here? Great journalism, but people still drinking milk.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Yeah. I just put some milk in my coffee and
then kicked the empty milk bottle at Zoe.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Okay, but I mean apart from apart from in coffee,
people still drinking glasses with dinner. For example, and my family,
the option was water or milk you could have with dinner.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
I don't. I can't remember last time I had a
glass of milk.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Yeah, I haven't had one for a long time.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
AnyWho. Norm Hewrett was neighbors with my mum's auntie.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Wait on, this is one of those ones that you
need to repeat, just so I can put the family
tree together.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Norm Hewitt, Yep, it was neighbors next door to my
mom's auntie. Oh wow, that is that is distant. He
sent me signed AB's cards.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Oh that's nice. No longer with us, gone too soon.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Norm Hewitt Trish has taken this thing multi media. She
has replied not with text, but with a photo which
you will see in the dock in front of you,
of her and the Dark Destroyer, the Dark Destroyer from the.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Chase, Darkness, there's trash, good on your trash.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
And I remember when he first came over to New
Zealand and they said, oh, the Dark Destroyer from the
Chase is coming over. I said, which one is he?
And then I went, oh, actually, I think I had.
My father in law was a ghost painter on Count Homogenize.
You're gonna need to explain this one to me.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Yes, So, Count homogene was a TV show in the
nineteen eighties in New Zealand. I think it was called
a Haunting We will go. Actually, maybe it's called Count Homogenized.
I can't remember. Anyway, he was a guy that was
either paid by milk or represented milk. I assume he
was in the pocket of Big Milk. Count Homogenized, and

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he was a guy person and it was what he
had like a He looked like a ku Klux claim
member basically, but without the hat. And he had big
black rings around his eyes, and he drank milk and
he was a vampire buddy drank milk.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Oh, that's why homogenized. Okay, yeah, got it.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Ghost painter desig I'm pretty sure were green screen related.
And they were dressed in green suits and all you
could see is the paintsticks which weren't green.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Right. Another one here, my wife's six husband was a
lot of presenter Blake saw Mideo mccamo at the point
chef Beach. She gave me that don't you bother me
boy eyes? And then this one here. When I was
nineteen and living in Seattle, I went to a house
party with my sister, where I, of course, chatted with
lots of people I didn't know. Next day, my sister
and I were talking about the party and she said,
that was so cool that Ellison Chains was there. When

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I told her I had no idea, she said, what
do you mean? You were talking to a couple of
them for a long time. That's my lame claim to fame,
and I am the lame one. Lol. And Brackets, they
weren't playing, just partying. That person that will fall on
yarn with Allison Chains, they know how to party, Allison Chas,
I imagine they would keep the text coming through three
four eight three weeks, or you can always give us
a call. Oh eight hundred hodeck, you'll send it in

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a fax. Lame claims to Fame.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Jerry and Maniah we hatched the radio show from six
two ten weekdays, The Hardarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
We're currently embroiled in the lame claims to fame. Oh
eight hundred hordeche Your three four eight three is the
number to either text us or give us a call
on if you want to share your lame claims to fame.
Everybody has one. Here's some that's coming and this is
close to my heart. Annabel Langbeine was my next door
neighbor in Warnica. I often used to go around for

(53:57):
meals and help with the help the film sitting up,
film sits right?

Speaker 1 (54:04):
You telling me she doesn't do all that to herself.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Something about Annabel Lanbeyne, I don't know what it.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Those start to wonder about this whole TV caper man,
what's real anymore?

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Just true? I had a SIGGI with Vince Martin while
working on a boa out in the nineties.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
That may you remember those mini yea one hundred percent
slow bells ring. I makes so much sense that Vince
Martin's on the ciggies, I mean tire shop guy with
that voice could sing.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
He could sing where he was a lounge singer originally
wasn't even.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
He was he actually that's what he was. I would
love to.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
And then he was. He became the face of report.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Yeah, so he wasn't just turning tire irons in the
in the garage. And then someone went, Jesus, kid can sing,
believe it or not?

Speaker 3 (54:49):
That was na he was. He was a singer as
a lounge singer in Australia.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Are there any lounge singers anymore? Because I would love,
in another life to be one of those talk singers
that just walks up on stage with a glass of
whiskey and a cigar and then just goes start spreading
the news. They don't even sing. Then scot of Troy,
who's on the line abutting Troy?

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Welcome to the show, Les Troy. What's your lamee clime
to phone?

Speaker 10 (55:18):
Yeah? So I was living around the golfer but Manga Wi.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
A wild back, beautiful course.

Speaker 10 (55:25):
Beautiful of course, and first group was charging hard behind us.
You know, we're just getting postings real fast. And when
they got up on after it was serve back shelter
for themselves, and he was wearing a pair of very
low black ruggers and some white clean shoes that look

(55:46):
like they're just come into the boat. And he says
to us, excuse me, legs, do you mind if we
played through? And of course the response was no worries.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
There you go right ahead back.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
How did he hit the ball?

Speaker 11 (56:04):
Well?

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Oh no, oh no.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
That's a great yarn, and Troy thanks very much for
the good on, Troy, great claimed.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Oh here's a tics. I was smoking a fucking mana
and the car park at work on a Friday evening
and Ronald McDonald and Jason Gunn got out of a
car God worst case, and I'm pretty sure that was
making I don't think Jason Gunn does make the fucking.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Maners, does Ronald McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
I'm pretty sure he's heavily on the fucking manners. Yeah,
so I'd say I'd say Jason just would have been
accompanying them well in company.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Have I not seen a video footage of Jason gun
running a tiny house?

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Yes? And have I seen that Jerry years and the
story behind that is a reasonably long one, but that
was because it was your fault. It was my fault.
We wrote that. Me and Mikey Hewick wrote that sketch
for Jason because we thought it wouldn't be funny. At
the time. There were always rumors that Jason Gunn was
messive stoned when he was doing the Son of a
Gun Show or js TV. But he wasn't, but his

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eyes looked kind of blazed. But we were flying from
Auckland to Los Angeles and we were in those days
when you used to fly. You you were often for
in company situations. You flew business class if you're working,
those are the days, and we were so we're in
business class and then we saw Jason gun got on

(57:27):
the plane and we're chatting to him in the lounge
and he headed back to economy and there's a couple
of seats beside us. And we said to the people, look,
justs and guns back there, and you know, there's a
couple of seats here. There's sid seems crazy, and so
the in New Zealand people said, oh, we'll go and
get them, and so they went and got him and
his partner and they brought them up and they got
an upgrade thingy in the cargo hold, and so he said,

(57:49):
gez Io, you won, and so then.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
We well, actually, and then we're like.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Now you know how we got.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
We've got an idea, idea.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
So he couldn't say no, I don't think you really
wanted to do it.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
But he's a very nice guy. Powerful keep the text
coming through three four eight three will map a few
more up after this, including one involving sat In ten Dolka. Amazing.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Yeah, many people that have bolted session ten Dolka.

Speaker 5 (58:20):
Jerry, and then the hold I keep breakfast.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
There's how many lame claims to fame this morning.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
I know we have to circle back to this, put
a pin in it, circle back and run it up
the flagpole after nine maybe, Jerry, I think we have to.
I think we could have to do so many of them,
way too many. There's one in particular that I think
is something that we could all have a crack at
on ere and potentially you could try it home. So yeah,

(58:46):
we will have to kick these to touch n unfortunately,
and I think we kicked.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
The one that says I sold weed to Jerry and
Topel and Topel and nineteen ninety eight. Well we'll kick
that one to touch.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Well, I'm going to be honest, man, if we read
out every one that sold you weed, then we'd be
here all day for the whole show. Jason's on the line,
so let's sketch to Jason just quickly, Jason, what's your name?

Speaker 11 (59:06):
Claim to fame Morning Team? Quite some time ago, living
upon to be used to frequent a bar there called
Grand Central, and ended up having a bourbon with Winston
Peters very very very early in the morning, and also
met his sister who was a carbon copy of him,

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but with chesticles. Basically, this is.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
The thing I reckon. There's a number of people I've
also shared a couple of drinks with wins the betters
I reckon. There's about ten ten eight to ten percent
of New Zealanders who have had a drink with Winston Peters,
and they have all pretty much both New Zealand.

Speaker 11 (59:46):
First, I'm a big fan of his policies after that morning.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Yeah, it's a great strategy and he got the liver
for it.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
It's quite a when you have a drink with him.
He's a good dude. This is the thing I think.
I think if he could just have a drink with
every single New Zealand. I think that that number would increase.
Thanks for your call, Jason, appreciate that.

Speaker 7 (01:00:06):
Jerry and the Night, the hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and
Midnight the hold Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Last week we decided to try and get you some
more followers so you can make a little bit more
money out of your Instagram and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Night even just even just free shit. I just there's
a phenomena on social media where people get sent free stuff.
Sometimes they get paid for that, I believe, Or do
they just get the free stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Do people still do like ad or paid hashtag paid
respond so they still do.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
That hashtag ad yeah, or hashtag gifted if it's just
oh okay, there we go. So I think gifted get
to learn all that stuff. So I think what I'm
aiming for is gifted at least in the first instance.
And look, I'm just in that that age where I
think a lot of people listen to this will be
the same. I just don't care about social media. I'm not.

(01:00:59):
It's not my first instinct to get my phone out.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
You don't want to document your entire life and share
it with everybody?

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
God no, why not? It's just not one of my
worst traits is getting home from a holiday and there's
no photo evidence of anything, you know what I mean.
My message is the same. So we come back. We've
got four photos from two weeks, and we got engaged.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
I realized one thing is that it's really important to
take some photos. Like I don't need to take a lot,
but I think if you are going away somewhere, it's
good to take like three. And then when you scroll
back through your phone, you're going to go, that's right,
I forgot about that holiday. At least a minute reminds
you of all the memories that you remember.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
This is a great thing about having pets and probably
assume kids as you end up taking photos of your
house all the time because you take a stupid photo
of your pit. Then when you look back at them,
you go, oh, remember that couch we had, Oh and
we did this, and remember this place. Anyway, that's about
the extent of it. It's none of my nature to
pull my phone out of that. Hey guys, so a
lot of peomen ask me about mys can care routine.

(01:01:54):
But Jerry, you're a man of influence. You're an influencer,
and you you you formulated the perfect social media post
for me to do, Yeah, well, I have to grow
my following.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
I thought that it needs to. It needs to involve
shirtless content, yep. I think people want that. A mental
health journey or overcoming a medical crisis, yep. I think
that's important. Involve a pet somewhere, people like that. I'm
just sort of ticking general boxes of how you can
increase your your standing, and then I would say, you've

(01:02:29):
got to deploy the opposite.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
It seems to work for other people, certainly according to
what I see you browsing. It certainly seems to be
very Joper focus. So last night that was my homework
yesterday was was to do that. Now you will notice
that I didn't, and it's because I got a little

(01:02:53):
bit confused with the direction. Because I was sitting on
the couch and I showed my missus the draft of
the post I was about to post. She is like,
I get it. I'm confused. She goes, wait, so you're
posting all four of those things in the same post
or are they separate posts? That's the part you can
figure out then. Also, because like I think a lot
of people don't listen to the show. So she's like,
I don't know what you're on about. You're all of

(01:03:13):
a sudden just posting a half naked photo yourself into
my feed, which you've never done before. It's going to
be very off putting to a lot of people. You're
going to lose a lot of followers, right, So my
question to you is, one, potentially, does there need to
be an explainer before I just deploy the yoppers into
your social media feed?

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
No? No, you think, oh, just deploy three, just a
full deploy of the yoppers, like all of the resources
going straight towards it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
I just worry that an unsanctioned Yoppa deployment could potentially,
you know, lose a bunch of followers.

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
Well, at the moment, you're losing followers by an action, right,
and I think that's a lot more dangerous when it
comes to social media. It turns out inaction is the
most dangerous action.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Okay, So I can't just keep sitting on my hands.
So then my neck question is do all of these
things need to be in the same post or do
you think spread those out across four different posts? Or
does every post ever need to have all four of
these things in it?

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
I think every post that you ever, do should have
one of those four elements. However, your first post should
include all of those things, and I would say different shots.
So four shots, but the dots across the bottoms so
you can swipe it. Shirtless content. A mental health journey.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
For overcoming a medical crisis.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
There's yep that your cat and then your yoppers employ
the oppers.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
That's high impact.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
Look, if you don't do that today, I'm going to
say you're not committed to the course.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Are you going to tell your follows the unvolumet yep,
We'll see what happens.

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
Jerry and the hold Ikey breakfast, Jerry and Night the
hod Iarkey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
Dilly joins us in the studio who does the social
media here at radio to keep morning Dilly? How are
you morning everyone?

Speaker 12 (01:04:57):
I'm very well, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
How are we good? Thank you mate? You actually you're
better than you're better them very well. I just walked
under the office yesterday and we're having a quick out there.
Jerry just walked straight out as chauffeur was waiting, and
we had a gas bag out in the office about
the state of the social media landscape.

Speaker 12 (01:05:15):
Yes, it's nice that you're showing some sort of investment,
and the social media across the station.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Pointed that feels pointed, Yeah, I've got my own ulterior mode.

Speaker 12 (01:05:25):
I had a feeling, but you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Alerted me to the fact that a couple of pieces
of content recently have gone viral from the radio hodok sphere.

Speaker 12 (01:05:35):
Yes, now, every once in a while we'll get a
piece of content that gets sort of picked up and
takes off and then you know it's out into their
yester there. But yeah, one in particular, I saw it
as a personal win, which is probably not too dissimilar
to it sort of like a lame claim to fame, honestly.
So a couple of weeks ago, I made a meme
that involved the band Creed, And.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
So that's like a joke image jury that you post
on social Media's like a sort of joke sort.

Speaker 12 (01:06:00):
Of joking about someone buying an engagement ring because a
whole bunch of money was taken out. But our last
they actually booked the band Creed, which is about a
million dollars if you wanted to do it personally, right, gotcha,
And it was doing all right, and then over the
weekend I noticed that there is It turns out there's
a Creed fan page out there called daily Dot Creed

(01:06:21):
one hundred and seventy two thousand followers.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
I am one of them.

Speaker 12 (01:06:24):
I'm also one of them. They picked up sid meme
and yeah they started sharing around, which is like a
little personal one for me.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
I was like, hey, this go so how many? How
what's the reach on that now?

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Billy Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
It was at last count.

Speaker 12 (01:06:38):
Sitting over a million views last time I checked on
that personal life, which.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Is pretty I mean, that's viral, isn't it. It's pretty good
for us. A million eyeballs on that. Yeah, we're getting credited,
I say, where is if I've just found out about
this now.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
It does feel like you are Mona Maching here.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Are we are you? And ideally getting credited at this.

Speaker 12 (01:06:54):
So they to put a little tag on the bottom
and crediting us for the original makers of And one
of the best things is I can now see if
a famous individual then goes and likes said post, I
can actually see them pop up, So you'd be forgiven
for not knowing who this is. A Justin Billeton who
is country singer, slash songwriter, bass player three Doors Down.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
How's that for a lame claim? To bass player for
three Doors Down. That is pretty cool. One of my
lame claims to fame off the back of that is
we did men Lane did that golf lingo video that
has somehow hit the algorithm and the drummer John Theodore
from Queens of the Stone Age, my favorite band, shared it.

(01:07:39):
He shared the video that I'm in. That was an
incredible lame claimed fame. Yeah, that's good. So we going viral.
It's good to hear. Was there something else that went
virals today as well? I feel like I wanted to.
We just had the one viral.

Speaker 12 (01:07:54):
No, there's a couple that sort of swift around in
the background.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
We'll get ready today, Dilli, because mania is about to go.
I'm about to go viral and it's about to go
massively viral. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Actually, Dilly, we were just talking about it before. Jerry's
come up with the formula for the perfect social media post.
I'm just in the I'm just in the throes of
writing the caption now, but it involves shirtless content, a
mental health journeys forward slash overcoming a medical crisis, so
some sort of like tear jerking situation, a picture of
my cat, and some kind of animals, kind of animal,

(01:08:27):
and then deploying the yoppers.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
So this is if you can tackle four of those
boxes you've got, you've got to win on your hands. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:08:34):
I'd almost call that the Expector method because you need
that sort of backstory if you're ever going to go
on the Expector, and that's how you take it to
the next level.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Yeah, So let's see what happens today because Mini's challenge
is going to be to produce a post that features
all four of those things.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
So watch out for the third content this week to
go viral.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:08:51):
I just got my feed up at Risk week now
look out, You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
I can't wait to see these yoppers.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
I'm appalling. I'm pulling them right now. Man, I'm just
writing the caption.

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Jerry and Mini the Hodachy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
It's Lame Claim to Fame Tuesday, which means that you
can text to us on three for it three or
give us a call eight hundred Hordache. We had a
huge amount of lame claims to fame coming in this morning,
so many that we couldn't get through them in the
eight o'clock hour.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
No, and that's that's a real that's a real shame,
but thankfully we can get through them now. And there's
a lot of cricket related ones, like, for example, Mitch
Satina bowld to me when I was twelve years old
back in twenty fourteen. He was deliberately bowling bad and
I thumped him back over his head to remember him
rolling his eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
I high fived Usain Bolt.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Wow, that's not that lame. A little bit more detail
on that one.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
Lame claim to fame. I saved Al Brown from burning
a fish on the barbecue in San Francisco. I feel
like that needs more yeah as well, like what were
you doing in San Francisco with Al Brown? Why was
he cooking fish on a barbecue?

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Was he about to burn it? Or have you massively
pursed them off on inside of them? Ones like that?
I'm late? Is that how Al Brown would?

Speaker 12 (01:10:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
He nah, it's just crisping it up.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
I don't know what does anything drive you more insane
than when you were about to do something that someone
tells you to do it, and particularly if you're a
celebrity chef, that might drive you out the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
I don't know how Al Brown will feel about that
particular story. I think he'll think, Ah, he'll be upset
as well. The person who's involved in this story. I
was front of the cured at AVIS car rental at
Wellington Airport when Mike King cut in front of us.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
The Avis attendant said to excuse me, sir, The gentleman
behind you was next. Mike King said, you do know
who I am, don't you cool? And the attendant replied,
you're the guy going to the back of the queue.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
I just about choked trying not to laugh. Would have
been all good to let him go before me, but
I did get overs a five star review. This was
before Mike King Champion mental health.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Again, wandering into defamation territory and lane claims to fame.
Haven't this one just off the back of the one
about Count homogenized Duncan sticks and funny. I just told
my kids about Count homogenized just yesterday. They were predictably enthralled.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
Yeah, it's some weird when counter emogenized.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
It's a it's just evidence of the simulation. Another cricket
related rue, I bowled a ten dollar when he was
sixteen and toured New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
Now that's yeah, so that was his first tour of
was when he was sixteen. He came to New Zealand.
That must have been like nineteen eighty nine or something.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
That was back in the days when they used to
pay him a gold coin for every century or something.
Do you remember that. Yeah, every hundred runs he scored
in the nets or something like that get paid a
gold coin. He's baton left handed, baton right handed.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
I remember when he gave me that first time, and
I remember thinking, Oh, I don't know if it's sixteen yeard,
it's going to be up too much.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Yeah, I thought he's yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
I mean, sure he's sixteen. But God, playing golf at
Matta Mata and getting ready to part and a golf
will landed on a green and it just missed us
from the other fairway. This guy came over and said, sorry,
sorry about that. We let him play on. It was
Brendan McCollum. He bears balled, he won't be disappointed about
the fact that he missed the fairway. Can totally ended

(01:12:02):
up on some other green.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Literally bears balled you. Someone else said, I was once
an usher at a speech that Nelson Mandela was doing,
so I was in the same room as Nelson Mandela.
That's from Tracy and Wellington.

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
Right, so I'm looking forward to We thought we'd get
to the bottom of the Lame Claims to Fame. It
turns out it's a bottomless well.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
One more I want to get to and this is
something that you can take with you to the water
cooler this morning. Lame claim to Fame made an unbeatable
tongue twister at the age of seven. Say blow fly
pooh ten times in a row with some pace. Good
luck fellows, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
What blow fly poo?

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Tend to low fly pooh payson.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
Blow fly, pooh, blow fly, pooh, blow fly, pooh, blow fly,
pooh blow fi pooh, blow fly, poo poo poo, blow fly, poop,
blow fly, flip shoot better. I can get it the
first time.

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