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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hierarchy Breakfast, Get set for winter with Bunnings.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Trade, Jeremy Wells and the nice Stewart the Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Welcome along to our whole new dawn. It's Friday, the
fifteenth of May twenty twenty six, Monday. Jerry Wells is
my nice Stewards.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Thank you Reder. I appreciate that I one man plan,
the one man clays. Something about a one man clap
just really sounds.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
I guess it doesn't know.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, massive stunning innovations in the studio this morning. The
first time I want to alert listeners today, and I'm
going to care we are standing. We'll keep your posted
on that. Let's see how far this goes. You may
have seen the video yesterday of Jerry Liam gallaghering into
the microphone and that didn't last too long. But let's
see if we can get through four hours of radio standing.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Well, was the only way I could do it was
to come back and sort of Gallagher in, Ye, the
microphone actually doesn't quite go high enough for me.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
But well, do we need potentially to get a couple
of Parkers in this birch and then go full, go full,
get full.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Galligant Oh yeah, with a buck of the Hatah, that's
not a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
They're only option. Plus, I've also got the curtains drawn
and the there are some archaic studio lights in here
that were installed about fifteen years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
We got those on two.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
That's all happening.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Say if any of those make a difference to the
quality of the show.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
So we've got a park and we've got to bucking
at when it kills someone to get some nose kai
on here, especially for a Friday. Can you organize that
you're the right age. I'm sure you've got connections. I'm
out of touch now days. That's all I've heard you
crack one of those blind bottles.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yeah, maybe Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Tell you what's going on this weekend? Monumental weekend for
me personally. Really, Yeah, I'm excited because when you have children,
you never think that one day. You kind of dream
that it might happen, but you never think one day.
You imagine a baby because you can see a baby,
you can't imagine what that baby's going to be like

(02:05):
when they get older, and it goes by so fast
and then goes by so fast it really does go
for a flight.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Where it does it go?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
And you think before when you know when your partner's pregnant,
you look forward and you think, this thing inside of
your stomach now is going to grow and do all
of these things. And you go through your own life
and you think of all the things that you've done,
and this thing's going to do similar things. You have
hopes and dreams and then they get shattered one by
one as time goes on, and you realize that you're

(02:35):
completely wrong about this human being.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Well, you were right, and that it's going to reflect
all of the things that you did throughout your life.
You were just wrong, and that your rosy tinted memory
of them. It's how to mirror to you and you
didn't like the image, and.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Remember what you think they're going to be. That's the
weird thing. They cut their own path, which is a
great thing to learn. Tonight, my daughter is going to
her first ball.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Oh what jeez?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Early?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Is that an early ball?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Sixteen? You mean for her age or for the time.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Of year, for the calendar? Yeah, good question.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
No, it's ball seasons all season r wow into June.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Okay, now is her ball? Like the waymedi high school ball.
We end up going with your cousin. That might be
the most one thing I've ever done. I genuinely did
do that, and.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Then you and then you sat the night with them afterwards. No,
it's no, it's not like that. No, she's not. She's
not going to the ball with her cousin.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
So hold on, let me walk, let me walk through this.
So I presume you guys are pretty cential in town.
She'll be getting ready at home, at your.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Place, getting ready at home, there's a rap at the door.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Some young rapscallion has shown up to take your daughter
to the ball. How are you greeting him well with
you know, with her with arms wide open, well.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Before going back slightly before that. So we are hosting
the pre ball at our place. Now pre ball, I
know what you're thinking. Mine, you're thinking, here comes to
the purse, Who's who's on the spots? But it's not
like that anymore. With the pre balls, you've got to
you have to sign an agreement with the school to
say that we're going to have people over. There's a contract, yep,

(04:14):
say that there's going to be no alcohol. And there
were what, Oh, no, there's no alcohol at the pre balls.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
What's going on? All right? I mean at my ball,
at the St. Paul's ball. I've talked about this a
thousand times. They actually had alcohol. You had four drink tickets.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
You had to Yeah, you had the tokens and then
it was like, oh can I grab the token? So
then they wrote your number on your hand and then
your number on your token. You could only redeem corresponding tokens,
so you couldn't hold them up. You know, of the
off the children with additional needs and go and grab
their and then.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Your school was a lot smarter than mine. Mine just
ran out those admit one tickets and we just got that.
We bought about ten different roles of ten different colors,
and so we had the tickets ready to go and
they actually ended up having to shut the bar down
because it was it was a free for all. Yeah,
that was a good And we've been to the pre ball.
We've been preloading at the pre ball, then we headed
to the ball and then the after ball. God knows

(05:06):
what happened that. I can't even remember that. Yeah, so
they were good times, but not anymore, No, none of that.
You've got the pre ball no alcohol. Certainly no alcohol
at the ball. In fact, some schools, I'm not my
daughter school, but some schools even breathed your stick on
the way. Ye.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
So so there's been no drunk pashion on the dance
floor then, because there's a bit of that gun on
it out.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
No, I don't think the ball itself is probably the event.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Is it the after party? I think it's the vaping.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
In the bathrooms.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
I think it's the.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Huge night, A huge night. You want me to come
and stand on the door of check IDs and check
contracts and stuff. You need a little bouncer there.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I think you could play that role quite well.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
You've had enough he he done the petrol station, grab pie,
come back and ten, got the arms folded out of
the front.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Okay, so you're keen to come and do some security
yet my daughter's pre ball.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Well, they've all signed a contract, Jerry.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
In that contract says to be no purse before or
during the ball, and I just want.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
To make sure that that's being upheld.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
You're going to drink it all, this is the thing
I can to come.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Schedule the person, Yeah, and drink it that's the plan,
and maybe a couple of vapes. I know how the
kids get down these days.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
I can just see your pockets later and it was
walking off at the end of the night. That was
a good night?

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Where's min? Is he still he's sleeping the bushes? Has
that a skin bill?

Speaker 1 (06:35):
I have that? Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
What was what was your ball like?

Speaker 4 (06:38):
So that would have been horse drawn cats back then?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Well, no, I mean our ball was. There's there's a
lot of pre ball going on. But also we went
through a phase where nineteen ninety four, nineteen ninety three,
ninety four was my ball kind of years six and
seventh form, year twelve and thirteen and you were balling.
It was a time of like op shop was op
shop closed were called and so there's some pretty shocking

(07:04):
looking people going along, going along dressed up. I remember
I went along with like an op shop. So my
mum was absolutely horrified. She was like, you can't there's
a young girl. You're taking a young girl with you
and you're dressed like a she heard description and her
quote not mine, a tramp. Like you're dressed like a
tramp and you're taking a girl has gone to the

(07:24):
effort of dressing up, getting a here and makeup done
and looking as nice as you can and you look
like that. She was she was disgusted. She couldn't she
couldn't bring herself to have photos with me. Oh wow,
Oh no way. She didn't want to be seen. She
didn't want anything to do with me. Fair enough, that's
not the first and last time. No, not wanted anything

(07:45):
to do with me, to be honest. Yeah, it's a
bit of that way I find anyway. For some people think,
oh I wish my mum was proud of me, I'm like, no,
I'd rather not.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
I'd rather be there.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
I'd rather keep the distance.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Rude.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
How was your what was your ball experience?

Speaker 6 (07:57):
We had one and shocking and traumatic, weird run in
form five, six and seven. Form five was the one
where we just went with our mates Form six. If
I think back of my list of girls, I've been
in love with, all the girls you've loved before, girl
number two was on on my was my date for

(08:18):
my sixth form ball and congrats and thanks man. Well
but it went shaped. My friend and I Sky his
name is Sky Highway and he was going.

Speaker 7 (08:29):
Out with the skills.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Was that his real name, Sky Highway, Yes, that was
the sky was his name.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah, he sounds like an old timey band.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Highway was highway from the from the Northland Highways.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
Or the h E I g H the north.

Speaker 7 (08:46):
Anyway.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
So he's going out with one of the twins and
I took the other twin who was I was in
love with but not going out with, and I used
all of my paper money to get a limo and
we got a limo.

Speaker 7 (08:58):
Yeah, this is way and we got.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
A little are we talking? Are we talking like a
Ford at falcon that's been stretched out, like a white
Ford falcon that's been stretched out?

Speaker 7 (09:07):
I think so.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
And it had to come all the way over from
Todung because of course there's absolutely no limos and the
Greater Awayhi.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Are No wouldn't why would they would?

Speaker 6 (09:16):
And like that was all good, apart from the fact
that this girl was also my sister's friend, so she
was really angry at me for taking this gird of
the ball in the first place. And you know, it
was going really well until this guy that used to
be the head boy two years ago, he came along
to the ball to do some DJing and they ended
up hooking up that night. So your date, Yeah, hooked
up with the DJ, the one I spent the one.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Was the second, the second on your list of people
at your love with the second on the list of
how many is it? Twenty four, fifteen, fifteen, the first fifteen.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Girls by the way, his current wife fourteen. I know's
number fourteen favorite wrinkle in that.

Speaker 7 (09:54):
And I think that limo was two hundred and thirty bucks.
We had split between us and I did that on pay.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah, and then they would have taken Oh god.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Well you arrived. I mean, you've got to say you
put a lot of effiden into it. Did you have
a corsage for your day?

Speaker 7 (10:09):
Yep, yeah, absolutely had a course.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Did you get out of the garden or was it
a Was it one of those I.

Speaker 7 (10:14):
Must have brought it again with paper run money.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Were you wearing a cumber bund?

Speaker 8 (10:18):
No?

Speaker 7 (10:19):
No, absolutely we went wrong.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, probably wear a cumber but you would have been
wearing a cumber bund.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Funnily enough, in our town there was only one place
that did rental four suits or actually an om and
we showed up to the ball. Look, it's not racist
because it was me, but every single brown guy at
our score.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
All three of us all showed up.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
In gold waistcoats with the tails, all three of us,
Me and Kit just pulled up to the ball and
pointed at each other.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
We look yeah, and then I took Ruder's messes home
with me.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
At the end. I can't believe that she ended up
with the DJ. I can, yes? Can I?

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Zoey's ball got covided by the way?

Speaker 5 (11:03):
Oh no, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
In the night the breakfast, we've been talking about balls
this morning. My daughter's off to her first ball, having
the pre ball at our house. Rud's talking about his
ball where his girl, who the second girl on his
list of fifteen, that he's fallen in love with her
and his life. He took along to the ball ended
up hooking up with the DJ. Wow, not Ruder, though,
Ballda that ended up hooking up with the DJ.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
It's the tailor's old as time, isn't it? Hooking up
with the DJ?

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:33):
That's tell you what I reckon. You share that as
a cautionary tale to your daughter tonight, because it's one
of the young boys who's coming in. Careful of the DJ,
keep his bloody careful of DJ. Is that you've got
to watch out for the d I'm not interested in spinning.
Of course they're not for a reason churning up your
miss because they are, that's what they're up to.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yeah, yeah, half an hour of balls.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Here's a text that's coming. Please track down ruds want
to be ball love and let him confess. Well, what
wasn't your want to be ball of? It was you?
She knew, so lomaded up a corsage.

Speaker 6 (12:08):
You would be assuming that I hadn't a told her,
be ridden her a heartfelt letter and see written her
a song and recorded it.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
And the night we're going to play the song, no
wonder she hooked up with the d J.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Too thick.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
All right, it's too thick, imagined I. He got up
there and just the first track he had off was
the song you wrote for her.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
This one's and his lovely dates Natasha em with okay,
all right, Jerry and the Darchy breakfast. He line sanks
to export Ultra the beer for here scroll scroll scroll.

(12:57):
Worries half back Luke Metcalf has signed with the Dragons. Yeah,
you're joined the last place NRL side for next season.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Look, I wish him all the best. He's had a
Richard run of injuries. But I will say when I
first heard this, and while I was still the emotions
were raw, that Luke Metcalfe, his tam had asked for,
you know, a release. I was like, fine, ship him
off to the Dragons. They are on an historic losing streak,
and so I said, this would be the worst thing that.

(13:28):
Funnily enough, that's exactly what's happened. Apparently it was between
them and the Bulldogs. He was asking for just short
of a million dollars for a three year deal. Bulldogs
said that's a bit too rich for my blood. And
then the Dragons said we'll do anything, and so that
signed up. So he'll be he'll be the way they
do these is he'll be over there today.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Where did he grow up? He's now South Wales, Oh yeah, yeah,
and he.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Came He played for the Sharks before he came to us, so.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
I'll be interested to know where he grow I mean,
Dragon's proud history, great, great clap.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Well, they still have I think the record for the
most premierships, but they were all back in the bloody
eighteen hundreds.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
I don't remember anything.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
It was a long time ago, but still it's one
of those clubs that if you were part of it,
yeah you know what I mean, because this is the
thing that I think a lot of New Zealanders don't
always understand what I probably do. But the Warriors, obviously,
you can just play for the Warriors, right, you can
play for the reserve grade Warriors and then you can
play for the Warrior's main team. But over there you
can grow up. You can be a five year old
and you're playing for Saint George, yeah waror Yeah, you're

(14:28):
playing for those guys from a very young age, and
you you know, you go along to the club rooms,
you hang out, and you play for all their underage sides,
and it's.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Huge over part of the bloody club undred percent.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
And that's why when the Dolphins came in and everyone's like,
oh these guys come from now they are a full
blown club with basically an NRL standard ground almost they
still play around there. So yeah, I look, I think
this has been handled about as well as it could
have for all parties involved. He's basically gone, look, I'm
a superstar player. If I'm not in your you know,
plans going forward, let me go. And I think Web's

(15:00):
just gone, let's just rip the scab off this, get
him out of here, and then we'll move on with
the rest of the season.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Well, what did coach Andrew weobs to say?

Speaker 9 (15:07):
It's done for business to name people, to play people,
to put them in harm's way when they haven't got
their future sorted. He's biggest thing is he wants to
make sure he can explore his future. But at the
same stage, I know he's very grateful for this club
and loves this club. His future is here right now.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Well, it's not right now.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Well, it is until the end of the year.

Speaker 7 (15:27):
He's going to play here till the end of the year. Yeah,
he's not going.

Speaker 6 (15:31):
So yesterday some fake news came out that he was
going to be at Saint George by a round twelve,
which is when we're playing them. Yeah, and then a
few people said, Nana that it's fake news. That's not
going to be happening. His apparently staying till the end
of the year.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
I would I know, I don't know. I haven't seen that.
That hasn't generally been the way these things play out.
It's going to depend on how like is he genuinely
unhappy sitting there at the at the Warriors, and if
that's the case, then they'll probably move him on. Jerry
is about three quarters of a corkscrew deep into the
cork of a nineteen ninety.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Eight sessional can I vellette?

Speaker 3 (16:09):
We we? And now that's a red and that is
we're probably not even halfway through the wines that he
brought in from his dad's collection.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah. Ryan Fox's three strokes off the lead at the
PGA Championship in Pennsylvania. He's carded an even past seventy
for his opening round. Daniel Elliott is one overpath through
seventeen and world number one and defending champion Scottis Shiffler
has just heat off, and Madonna, Shakira and K pop
group BTS will perform at the Men's Football World Cup final. Madonna, Wow,

(16:45):
okay the material girl. So they're calling it nowadays, isn't it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Nowadays that's what they're building.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
They called it.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
They haven't called it that since they bottled that wine.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
You go get, that's so true, so true.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Jerry and Mania, the Hodarkey breakfast that's been on with.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
That wine there.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Jerry, I've decanted it, Maniah, but let's just say I
mean I opened it. Let's I opened it. This is
the accessional Cana Valette nineteen ninety eight from my dad's
collection of mainly corked wines. Yes, from the nineteen all
the way from the seventies eighties. It's like a bloody.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Radio station seventies eighties and today this today, live local
and loving it on PORTFM.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Basically as Port most of it. Most of it's not
from today, most of it's from the from the nineties. Actually,
this one here ninety eight and look that. I mean
it'll be it'll be drinkable.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Yeah, well, it does have the consistency of syrup.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
It's it's got legs on it.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
And by leagues, I mean the sentiment that's all around
the side of the jug.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
There. The top of it looks a little bit like
the crud that you see when your you know, at
a replace the place that you pack your boats. But
they called marina. Basically, the top of it looks like
the water that you find that a marina.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Marina slightly.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
I have no idea what that looks like, but I'll
take your word for it.

Speaker 7 (18:20):
Here we go, okay, have a little.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
It sounds good, does sound good?

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Doesn't it.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Yeah, it's a good sounding wine.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
I'm going to pull you the big glass, thank you.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
I deserved that this week.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Man, it's been one of those weeks where nothing happened
to me.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Absolutely, you're operating heavy machinery, so yes, you probably need
a small glass. And I saw what happened to you
last week, number fifteen on your list. Another person.

Speaker 7 (18:51):
Added, I think it's five years ago.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
It's got an interesting color to it, doesn't it. You
certainly got a burgundyconsistency.

Speaker 10 (18:58):
Cheers everyone hat cheers fell I would say, oh, strong, tanging,
quite like that velvety.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
I'd say that's good.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
The Shannon the scene Shannon ninety eight, very drinkable.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Pungent on the nose, very.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
It's quite corky to the notes that.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Hits the mid palette hard at six forty one in
the morning.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Is the crud that's sort of built up around the
outside of the of this thing here though.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Yeah, it's like when here's probably a more related one.
Have you ever seen floodwaters a bait and then the
and then the line they leave on a wall or
perhaps high tide market a sea wall. Yeah, floodwater's abait's
getting notes of abating floodwaters.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
You're getting notes yeah, of of some kind of the
Westport flood from two thousand.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
And yeah, nineteen, that was as well what we meant
to be talking about. No, no, that's an answer, okay, yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
Jerry and Mania the Hodarky Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Jerry and Mania joined the complay the Hodarki Breakfast discussion
group on Facebook for more so.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
The winner of the twenty twenty six National Water Taste
Test competition was announced live actually on seven chop. I'm
not sure if you're aware of that program No TVNZ
had won every night seven o'clock sounds tedious, it's really really,
it's informative, it's optimistic, it's entertaining, it's it's a great
bridge between the news and the entertainment programming. And look

(20:34):
it's rating. It sits off.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
So, without further ado, I can now announce our.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Twenty twenty six XEM National Water Taste Tests Champions as
one or two district council excitement. What was it about
the Mono water water that just made it pop?

Speaker 8 (20:54):
The judges said there was something different about it, and
all the.

Speaker 11 (20:56):
Judges agreed that was a great example.

Speaker 8 (20:59):
There's got the first time.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
That's awesome. There are a surface water case, and that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
There's a surface water well because in the past it's
been bore water catchers that have been taking so a
surface water catchment to take this one out.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
What does that mean? You probably know what that means.
I don't actually know what that means.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
It means that they collect the rain water as opposed
to drilling down into the into the thing.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
I think, I don't know. Someone getting old.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
I'm sure I'll be curricular right three for through? Can
I also say that maybe whoever was announcing that award
might have needed to get on a couple of money
or two waters there, because yeah, he was, he was
really struggling there.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
We've got a caller coming through, and this sounds like
it's set up. I guarantee you it's not.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Ron Is calling through from PARMI Morning Ron, you love
morning boys.

Speaker 11 (21:45):
I see a good result.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
From Yes, did you say that last night?

Speaker 8 (21:49):
Ron?

Speaker 11 (21:50):
I didn't, but I just heard it on the show
mate And then you go shout out to monitor. I
mean to be to be fair and this is you know,
Parmy's actually separate from two different district council. But big
shouted a Fielding.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
I guess yeah, like that massive shout out to fielding.

Speaker 11 (22:06):
Ron.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Have you had any water this morning?

Speaker 11 (22:08):
I have had some water. I swent form a little
swim and then it took some from the pool I
suppose as part of that. But then also my water
bottle that I took with my yea.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
And what how do you describe the part obviously you
got Parmi water different as you said the man? How
did you describe the Parmi water? Well?

Speaker 11 (22:24):
Probably, I mean, well you just probably near on par
to Manawatu. But I guess it's got that monitor's got
that rural feel.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
To it, Yeah, rustic vibe to it.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Do you know where Pami's water comes from? Because this
is a surface catchment water. Are the Manuatu District water? Well?

Speaker 11 (22:43):
I hope it doesn't come from the Manatu River.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
A lot of night trates going on.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
You say you've already been for a swim this morning?

Speaker 9 (22:50):
Run?

Speaker 11 (22:51):
Yeah, absolutely mate?

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Yeah, especially laps as well.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Where do you go you go down the pool?

Speaker 11 (22:57):
Alito mating?

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Is it out?

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Is it a poll?

Speaker 11 (23:02):
Shouldn't shouldn't say? And you presume that you know what
that is?

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Tell me this Ron what do you think this is
going to do for the region.

Speaker 11 (23:11):
Look, just just hype it up a bit more. Fielding
Loves loves itself and so it should. You know, so
so well done.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
I mean you've you've you've pushed out some pretty impressive
regions in Napier City, Council Lakes and the Western Bay
of Plenty. Who I were picking, I was picking.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
I was picking that.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
I was picking that Kati Kati to pook.

Speaker 7 (23:33):
Right up to Wahi Beach as well the Western Bath as.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
The South Canda representative.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
I am fuman that we didn't make the finals, but
so thanks very much for the call. This morning, Ron
has already been for a swim and he's drunk a
bit of Parmesan North water, although he did mention different
catchmen than the one or two that won it. So
if you're in the one or two district, give us
a call only issue fellas we we are running a
low power frequency in Pami. You may not be able

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to catch that thing outside of wherever the hell Ron lives.
But if you're in the area and you've tried the water,
to give us about right now oh eight hundred me.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
We're running a surface catchment frequency. Yeah, we are just
runs along the surface, so if you're in a hell,
you probably can't get it. Yeah, I'd love to hear
from someone though. Definitely we'd love to do a sample
on air. The guy that won the boat.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
Boxton Jurry in the Night the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
You're saying that you got something that do you think
is not lasting as long as it used to?

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Yeah, And I want to know if it's a similar
thing with you guys. I want to know if it
is age related. I think it's got something to do
with my weight, and I also wonder if you know
it might be related to your partner as well.

Speaker 7 (24:49):
You're getting vulner.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Do we need to go onto a social media blackout
for this discussion and just make it live on the
radio like we did with how Many Sexual Partners is
in My Mum had with Juris series.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
No, I'm okay with being open and vulnerable because if
it helps one other person out there, you know, then
that's that's the least I can do. As you guys know,
I've been getting into my hot girl walking lately. I'm
back on my running journey. Shout out to the one
hundred people who followed me on Strava only to see.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Like three two kilometer runs. I've taken that offline.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Why was there ever online?

Speaker 3 (25:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
I didn't know it was.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
I didn't know it was until I put it on
my Instagram story and then all of a sudden, like
twenty people followed me on Strata's like followed me? Is
this a social media app? But I didn't know you
could follow people on the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, they're like, jeeruz, come on mate, why would you
get up? You go seeven minute case?

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Why would you want people to see that? And that's
what I found out about social media as well, is
that I don't want people to see it because it's embarrassing.
Whereas if you're running real long cas that's.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Probably weird, separate issue. But I've heard of people who
have actually cheated on those Strava things that they're pushing
you out to people.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
I did consider hopping on a Lime skirter.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Doing a couple of land Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
I've heard if people just pausing yeah, and then getting
their breath in a particular moment so they can keep up,
you know, like yeah, yeah, keep it under six minute
k sort of thing.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
I don't want that. I don't have to think about
that kind of thing. I don't know why you would
ever want someone to be able to imagine someone watching,
you know, I would have run in shame and silence
and peace by myself and solidarily. I I've noticed, though,
So I bought new shoes. Let's say, I would say
mid to late February. Yes, and what is it now?

Speaker 1 (26:31):
May?

Speaker 4 (26:32):
So that would you say that's three months?

Speaker 1 (26:34):
I would say three months.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
I have worn through those already, right, those things are
the other squeaky ones that you've heard out on the thing.
So it turns out what's going on there is the
soul of them is worn through, and it's the foam
that's now touching the floor. That's what's squeaking.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Okay, this noise here, that humiliating noise.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Now the noise is humiliating. Yes, Does it turn heads?

Speaker 8 (26:58):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Is everyone looking at you when you're cross floor? Years
the cadence, though, you can't argue with that's fluid. My
thing is, I don't remember shoes only lasting three months
back in the day. I feel like when you were younger,
you would buy a pair of shoes and they would
let they would last for a year, two years, three years,
you'd have shoes that were three years old. You know.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
Now I'm going through shoes so quickly that.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
The top of them is completely clean and the bottom
is completely worn out. Now my question is is this
planned obsolescence? Are they making shoes that were out quicker
or are you not supposed to be running a one
hundred and ten kgs for as far as.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
No cureder, brother, You've come to the right place, because
again I have been here before. Yes, No, that's the shoes.
It's the type of foam that they use.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Now.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Yeah, it's a particular type of synthetic foam, and it
doesn't stand up to the same long term wear and
tear that the old stuff. You. Yeah, however, in the
short term it's supposedly better for you.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
It's definitely more comfortable. But it is a thick and
like comically thick soul made of foam with just a
slight bit of plastical rubber underneath it.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
And when that rubber goes, she's all over.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah, I think we're talking about ethylene vinyl acetate EVA.
You're talking about yah, of course, and that material compresses,
it loses its structural integrity, and it ends up. Now
This is the interesting part of the science. It ends
up suffering from hydrolysis. I was wondering as a chemical

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breakdown caused by ambient moisture, meaning that they can even
degrade those things whilst sitting idle.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Oh so not even when I'm putting k's behind them. Yeah, okay,
so it is shoes that just don't last as long anymore.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Shoes do not last as long. And also show me
a cobbler, I mean Zoe and studio by I see
the word cobbler and she looks at me like, what
the hell? She doesn't even know what a cobbler is.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Do you know what a farrier is? Have you heard?

Speaker 5 (29:05):
It was David Farrier, Jerry and Night the Hdiarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
It's time for It's Academic. Give us a call now
eight hundred herdechi I eight hundred fourty eight seven two five.
We'll ask you five questions. You just got to get
three correct to win the prize, and you can get
your name and your school's name. It'ched onto the much
vaunted role of on It's Academic.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Nicole, Welcome to the show. Did you hear your high
school's name?

Speaker 4 (29:38):
And that role of honor there?

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Really what high school will you be representing this morning?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Have what Kai and looks say?

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Now, forgive me for geographical stupidity, but is that part
of the Napier Council? Uh?

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Water catchment area?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
No?

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Hasting, Okay, I know the different completely different water, completely
different water, evidently.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
How is your water by the way, Oh, pretty decent.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
You know you're not going to find bad water around
New Zealand to often it says you're a painter here
in our system, Nicole? What kind of painting are you doing?
Commercial and residential?

Speaker 1 (30:18):
What's the most popular interior painting?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Can I guess?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yes? I have a guess?

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Black?

Speaker 3 (30:24):
White?

Speaker 11 (30:25):
Yeah, you're not wrong.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Yeah, I actually painting a bit.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
All week.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
In interesting name.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Isn't it really as black and the white? Though you
can see it.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
You can feel it, and then it'll go good with
a fluorescent downlight as well.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
I don't really like that, Nicole. You know how this works.
We're going to ask you five questions. Just got to
get three correct to win. Should we get into it? Yeah?
All right? First question for Nicole. Two New Zealanders have
coached the British and Irish Lions rugby team. Name one
of them, Nicole Ian Teller.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
I didn't get that name, but it's wrong.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
No, Warren Gatland is one of them, and Sir Graham
Henry is the other one, who's two thousand and four
debut album was called Hot Fuss.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
The Keiller's voice there, Nicole, did your voice just drop
three octaves there?

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Or what's going on?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Who else is with you?

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Then?

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Nicole? My husband and your husband's name, Nicole? How are you? Okay?
So Tim and Nicole worring together? All right, that's all good.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Look we're going to allow it, but you're gonna have
to split them out if you want, okay.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Who played Beth Hickey in the film Once for Warriors.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Nicole, No idea, okay, I like the idea that if
you guys lose today is going to really drive a
rift between you.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Off. It was Rena Owen. Okay. So you've got to
get these two correct. What year was the first MMP
general election held in New Zealand? You two can confer.

Speaker 7 (32:13):
A little thing.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
It was in the nineties, nineteen ninety four. Oh good,
jo love the executive decision there, Nicole.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
You didn't confer at all. It was like, no, I'll
be going for this.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
I think you would have got the final question. Which
Australian artist had the seminal nineteen eighty six album Whispering Jack.
I bought it Pharnzie, John Farnham by Pharnzie, Pressure Down.

Speaker 7 (32:43):
You're the voice touch of Paradise.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
Paradise and neither of you has got it perfect for
each other.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Unlucky and Havelock North High School will not go into
the vaunted e secademic roll of honor.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Bad luck, bad luck Nicole. Thanks for listening to the
Hearty bree.

Speaker 5 (33:01):
Jerry and Mania, The Darchy Breakfast Jerry and.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Mania catch the radio show from six till ten weekdays,
The Hodarcky Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
It's the previously we have found thanks to you on
three for three and eight hundred hrdachy the top five
beaches rivers among our pet peeves blazing spots.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Yes, so I think that's probably the high watermark on it.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
We're turning that into a coffee book.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
I need to get cracking on that. Storms things to
put on toast Stadia. I like the use you have
language there Stadiu cans mums.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Last week, yes, that's right.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
And this week in honor of magic Ground over there
in Brisbane. The Bigture are heading over there tonight. This
is where all of the rugby league teams play in
one weekend. On one pitch, it gets churned to bits
the Warriors playing on Sunday night. Today's Top five is
Top five Magics.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Yeah, why does it get churned to bits by the way,
It's almost like they've got hey, they turn it into
hay later on this straw going on out there.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Yeah, I just there's too many rugby league games playing
on one surface.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Is it the type of grass that you can grow
as well? Over and brizik because it needs to be
able to it's pouring end or the heat.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
And I don't think that there is a type of
grass you can grow that would sustain the entire round
of rugby league. But anyway, they're doing the best they can.
Top five Magics today, get them through on three four
o three.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
So the definition of magics the purported power to influence
natural forces, events, or people through supernatural, occult or mysterious methods.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
So to that end, jury will you accept? On three
four eight three the wonderbra take it off and they
the Yoppers magically disappear.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Yep. I'm sure I think that absolutely. It's also defined
as the art of performing illusions.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Okay, So then to that end, will you accept mushrooms?

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Will you accept Brian Tummocky.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Would you say magics? Lyn Tomicky?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Liam sent through his entire top five year Jack yep,
Shaquille O'Neil when he was the magic, Magic, mushrooms, magic round,
white Cuts or Bay of Plenty of magic.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Ye, great, team Magic Johnson. That's a good top five
from liamb.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Well you accept this from Greg. Magic eye pictures, especially
when you can see it but others can't.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Okay, so magic eye pictures. I'm assuming that that has
something to do with number two on Liam's list.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
No, no, no magic that they were the books where
they had the pictures that look like TV static. You
hold the book close to your face and then pull
it back and there'll be three D.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Have you seen seen They must have been after my time.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
Must be a povo thing.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
But anyway, you would hold the thing close to your
face and then pull it back and then they'd be
like three D. You know them, root it is.

Speaker 6 (35:47):
I absolutely know them. I had a real problem trying
to find them. That was my issue with the magic eyebooks.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
The other definition of magic's special exciting quality that makes
something feel extraordinary.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Well, for example, one for the mums magic Mike. Will
you accept magic Mike.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
I will accept magic Mike.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Every little thing she does is magic. The police keep
the teats coming through on three for it there will
will you accept biblical miracles?

Speaker 4 (36:14):
So for example, the fish and the.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Loads, I think so. I think they definitely have to
be considered. Will they make the top five? Who knows?
That will be up to you on three four, eight,
three or eight hundred HARDOCKI. David Copperfield magicians in general
loomed large over my childhood of the nineteen eighties, disadentingly.
I don't know if you guys remember when David Copperfield
made the Statue of Liberty disappear. It was huge, it

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was it was on television. It was a massive event.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Just still there there.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Yeah. He brought it back.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Oh good on him.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
He had a crowd and they all were sitting there
watching in a grandstand. And then he put it behind
a big black curtain. And then when he pulled the
black curtain back again, it was none of the status
of liberty was no longer there.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
And how did you do that?

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Were dazzled? The crowd with dazzled. Turns out there was
just on a giant, rotating circular stage.

Speaker 6 (37:05):
Was it Paul Daniels, the television magician that said now
that it's magic Yes, that was He's I'm voting for
him Daniels.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Okay, Bob's voting for Puff the Magic Dragon.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Yeah, great song.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Keep the test coming through, three, four, it through, we'll
collecate the top five. Very short.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
It's today on the back of Magic Round starting now.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
In Brisbane, starting tonight. Yeah, starting, but now starting now.
For a lot of people, I've seen people I've seen
you know how they do meet and greets at these
kind of things, you know, come down to meet. They
did it with the players at the super Round Magic Ground.
There's a come down and meet us at this park
for five a m. Beers on Friday morning. There we

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go and then Saturday morning, Sunday morning.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
That's the way to do it.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
That's Jason will be there.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
It's a long it's a you know, you got to
give them for the long haul. But at the same time,
no wrong was starting early.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
No just go just up as your stag to identity
and just charged through.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
For the entire weekend.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
It is pace yourself, Bogan marty girl. Oh yeah, and
the pacers start out flat out and try and get faster.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
That's what I found from it.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Yeah, so we're looking for the top five magics this morning.
It could be anything yep that's got to do with magic.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Yep, magic dragon, for example, huge amount.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Of votes coming in for puff the magic drags, huge
amount I lived, of course, of course you lived in
the autumn mist.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Tim said through an entire top five Magic school Bus,
Magic mushrooms, Magic Johnson, Magic Round, magic Mike at the
top five there from Tim, you remind me of the babe.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
What babe, the babe with the power, what power? The
power of voodoo?

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Who do?

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
You do you do?

Speaker 7 (38:48):
Remind me of the babe.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
That's a great song. Mat is magic dance, Magic Dance,
David Bowie.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Dance, Magic Dance, The Magic school Bus?

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Did you guys? You might have missed the magic school bus?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
That Did you find love on that?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
No? I didn't find love on that particular bus.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Is that the same one? There's a magical mystery tour
that one.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
It was a magical mystery too, But I think it's
a different bus. No, Miss Frizzle was the ginger head,
curly head teacher who would take kids on the magic
school bus that could shrink down to any size and
then crawl up your back passages.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Okay, sol sugic acid, you'd have to assume so.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
But it was a cartoon in the nineties.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
A lot of votes for various different Harry Potter characters,
Harry himself, Draco Malfoy, etcetera, etcetera, Hagridsisson.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Other Hagrids, other magicians coming in. Chris Angel mind free. Yeah,
but make up focused for my liking, very.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
Eyeline of focus.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
And in fact we're at a bar the other day
and the bartend to look like Chris Angel mind free.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
What about Constantino Cosantino Constantino cause because his nickname is
Cozzi Cosantino Cosantino same, I've said on that for two years, Jarry,
the fact that the said Constantino. Yeah, sorry about that, Onion.
A lot of votes coming in as well for Mash, Yes,
former producer of this show.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Yeah, that's right, Magic Mash.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
He's a youngster used to do a lot of magic.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
And as a leaving parting gift, We gave him a week,
some juggling balls and a unicycle.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah, he used to do YouTube tutorials for magic tricks.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Unfortunately for him, he did one and it.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
Is still up there.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Can he take that down?

Speaker 3 (40:24):
If he could, I'm sure he would have magic Mashy.
What about the DJ rout his sixth form ball?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Now, what's that got to do with magic? Was the
theme magic? No?

Speaker 6 (40:34):
I think it was magical for my ball day and
the DJ not really magical for me.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
They had a bit of magic, a chemistry between those times.

Speaker 7 (40:41):
Something disappeared, Let's say.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
If anyone missed that story earlier on. Ruder took his
second the woman who's number two on his list of
sixteen the gloves of his life to the ball fifteen,
isn't it and ended up taking buying a limo and
all sorts of stuff or a corsage. And then she
ended up checking up the DJ that night and went
home with him.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
At a magical night.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
What a tragic tale that was there. And the saddest
bull tar We must get into those at some.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Stage, and he's probably a sadder one. Another takes on
three for three Shane Jones Magical ability to affect the
flow of buttered Chicken and do It out of New Zealand.
My uncle called his adult magazines his magic eyebooks, Gary Glitter,
Magic Round About the Hodaky Talisman definitely worked its magic
for me. That was when we were giving bestowing people

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good luck. I'm ahead of their casual sport or social
sporting events.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Magic's this morning on the back of Magic Round starting
over it in Brisbane, the big show are hitting it
over there. Less magicians of being voted for than what
I would have thought. Less votes for David Copperfield. I
thought there'd be a number of votes coming through for him,
sig Freed and Roy there's been three or four votes
for them, of course, who can forget sig Freed and Roy.

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Roy got mauled by their tiger that time he survived
still with us. Doesn't look good?

Speaker 3 (42:05):
How among us does Chris Angel mind Freak Magic Meshi
the Magician coming through and again the dj rout of
sixth form ball again Yep, Shack and I think he's
nominated himself. Shack and Penny from the Orlando Magic The
Magic School, Bush Magic Mushrooms, A.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Lot coming through, a lot coming through. Shall we rip
straight under this thing.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Let's get him time.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Number five The Wizard of christ Church formerly of christ
Ches now based on myroo.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Yeah, that's right, there was.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
He moved.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
I don't know why I moved to but I have
seen him. Are you know what?

Speaker 3 (42:37):
The whole steampunk thing that they love steam pucking mana,
they love steampunk and that's pretty cool down there.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Though, the Yarmadow Stone, the old town. Get on a
penny farthing. I've been on a penny fathing down that way.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Yeah. A lot of people do get up on a
penny fathing. They try going to boarding school there. That'll
traumatize you. Did you used to ride to boarding school
a top of penny for penny farthing? We did from
the Red Castle. Would buy down the driveway and pass
the golf course and into the quad.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
It's a fixie, so you've got to be careful with
the pedals.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
They'll go around quite If you get down a hill,
it'll throw you straight off that thing.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Take the feet off, yeah, that's my advice.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Yep. And the handlebars on the bike just as useful
as the handlebars. And you must have the nuggat number
four two time National Bank Cup winners, The White Out
of Bay of plenty Magic.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
A great team Irene Van Dyke, super Shooter of course,
so they can super Shooter. She played for the longest
time for those.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Guys coached by Dame Nolan Toto as well. A Powerhouse,
a bastion of Nipple and New Zealand.

Speaker 8 (43:35):
Number three Magic Johnson.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Couldn't be any other magic in there than Magic Johnson,
particularly because.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Of what he made disappear totally.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Number two Puff the Magic Dragon.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Yeah, lives by the sea.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yeah, he frolicked in the autumn mist in a land
called hone. And little Jackie Paper I'm not sure if
you're aware of I can't remember. Jackie Paper is an
odd name. Yeah, but he loved that rascal past. Yeah,
and he bought him strings and sealing wax and other
fancy stuff.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Number One one Magic Mushrooms, who they are by miles
the most voted for thing on the top five list
of magics. I will say a lot of spelling mistakes
in the votes for Magic Mushrooms. I don't know what
that's about, but congratulations to Magic Mushrooms. You're number one.
In Today's Friday Top five Magics.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Jerry and Midnight the Darchy Breakfast Daily bespoke content that
you won't find on the radio show The Hurdarchy Breakfast podcast.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
So there's a new citizenship test which is starting up
next year. Twenty questions. You've got to get fifteen correct.
It's a bit like its academic and you end up
on the much vaunted roll of honor.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
It is in the concern that we've got here is
that it's politicians who are going to be writing this.
And I think we can all agree with the other
biggest needs we've got, and I don't think that they
should be deciding what makes a kiwi and what does not.
So we thought let's put it into the hands of
the great New Zealanders that listen to this show, and
we talked about it yesterday. We have got the citizenship
test here. I'll whip through it for you. Now, what

(45:06):
day is Father's Day?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Uh? Huh?

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Do you trivial downstairs?

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (45:09):
Do you trivial downstairs?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Thank you say that with a bit of force. Yes
to a woman of great manner? Can you tiptackle someone
on concrete? How many dudes you know roll like this?
Do you put your clocks back or forward for the winter?
Who is no longer in Guatemala when buying a pie
from a service station at three in the morning, What
must you always do? And who would you send you
a New Zealand sporting final if you wanted us to lose.
There are also a couple of sentences to finish and
some practical tasks to complete. We compiled that list and

(45:33):
we put it on social media for your feedback, which
we have received. And Jerry, you don't have Facebook, so
I will read these for you.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
You know what I've gone on Facebook.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
You've taken to social media.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
It's allowed me in despite the fact that I don't
have it. Jake Florence says, finish the sentence left my
scooter outside the dairy?

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Yeap?

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Zo can you finish that sentence?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Oh? No?

Speaker 3 (45:58):
So she does have a set of chip test to
complete next year.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
But Zoe is a Australian German dual citizen.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
Austro German.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
I think they'll call this there's not many of them
out there.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Well, there's one while ago.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
It's a slightly different Australia, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
No finished the line? If it weren't for your.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Yep, what about who said? Oh for awesome? There's been
a lot of conjecture around that David tour moment on
Wheeler Fortune, because if you listen to it when you
go back, it does sound is it or a He
claims it was a.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Well I thought he claimed it was over as an philipponent.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Okay, yeah, have we got it? I think we've got it.

Speaker 11 (46:46):
Dad to it.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Olympic bronze medalist at Barcelona.

Speaker 8 (46:50):
What an achievement that was.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Padding on eighty dollars to set you away David for awesome,
He does say, I think so too.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
I think it's a wise choice to go with Dave
two on this too.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
By the way, and I've always said the first.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
We're going to go on any camp, I'm kempt to it.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
You are camp.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
You are, They've always called you camp to it.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
I'm kept.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
How many wax if you owe someone twenty dollars twenty wax.
One of the practical tasks someone suggested on Facebook was
to open a bottle of beer with anything other than
a bottle opener.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
I like that. Yeah, I like this one too. It's
the same day, David.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Yes, have I finished this piece of iconic New Zealand
commentary And it's only one word? And I think you'll
be able to finish it right. The commentary is Lomo
ah ah.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Not always easy to get the timing right on that one.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
No.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
In a similar vein the America's Cup is what New
Zealand's New Zealand?

Speaker 7 (47:50):
I think it's now New Zealand's Cup, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Guys? Now New Zealand's Cup support you?

Speaker 3 (47:56):
You deport them really enough.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
I think it's on Alma's birthday. By the way, yesterday,
this is a library.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
Do you know what the correct answer to that is?

Speaker 1 (48:06):
This is a library?

Speaker 7 (48:08):
Yes, I know, you know what this is.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
I got it.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
This is the iff even news. Oh the reply to that.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
One, I've worked with Jeremy arrogant Nodle, okay, twenty wax
what will you DOYX? So there you go. I think
we're about We're pretty close. One of the questions come
through on three four eight three. I'd had the feed

(48:35):
the chickens question and then this one. Uh show someone
a picture of an undergarment and say, are these undies
or togs?

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Like yeah, I like that's good. Acc here g Lane up.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Next Sports Chat with acc Head g Lane, brought to
you by Export Ultra for him.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Welcome to the studio acc Here g Lane. Are you
aware acc Here Julien that you are one of the
questions the brand new New Zealand citizenship test which is
kicking in next year.

Speaker 8 (49:04):
Yeah, I saw that number eight.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Yeah, who would you send to a New Zealand sporting
final if you wanted to lose?

Speaker 8 (49:11):
That's how it's final.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
I'll take that.

Speaker 12 (49:12):
I'll take that because I'm going to go to a
lot of World Cup finals in the next ten years.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Don't do that. If the if the All Whites make
the final, yes and you go.

Speaker 12 (49:24):
Oh yeah, you got to go, they don't even make
the final, that'll be a dream come true. I mean
that's Look, I have chosen going to the NRL Grand
Final over going to the Magic Ground this weekend. So
I'll be going to that no matter what. I mean,
that's that's not a curse on anyone. I'm going to
go no matter what.

Speaker 10 (49:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
And also the curse, let's just be very clear about
the curse. The g laying curse is you have to
be at away sporting final for your team.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Team you support. I don't know necessarily needs to be
a final, does it. So? Because you've done this a
lot for the Chiefs. So, for example, will win the
Warriors play in christ Shurts in a few weeks now, Yes.

Speaker 8 (50:03):
That's a home grew. It's a home game for them though, but.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Not for you because you're not from Christchers.

Speaker 8 (50:07):
So, but it's a home game for the Warriors.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
Okay, Well, I think.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
The problem stems and that's not a final.

Speaker 8 (50:14):
Well does that have to be a final?

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yep?

Speaker 8 (50:16):
Absolutely right, Okay.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Let them off the hook.

Speaker 8 (50:19):
For a lot of others, peak shirt day, you can't
bully me. Okay, it's just peak shirt.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
I actually find pictured data the easiest day to bully
because you can really spot them.

Speaker 12 (50:27):
I find it quite triggering because it's a fine line
between good management and bullying, because it's a generational thing.
Anyone under the thirty good management is bullying. Anyone at
age under twenty it's harassment.

Speaker 8 (50:39):
Not management. Anyone over forty, it's good management.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
It's guidance. Yeah. Help.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
I felt so bullied in the workplace as being forced
to put this peak shirt on.

Speaker 12 (50:48):
I just I walked to my disc and Ella from
our team just looking me, just pointed the shirt like
put that if and bullied, No, I'm not going to
You're fired.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
What's coming up this weekend. We've got Magic Round happening
in Brisbane. Yeah, we've got the.

Speaker 12 (51:05):
Obviously he's talked about the big show being there. Obviously,
Keysy the bag Bastard, he'll be there and sent about
obviously the bag basket. And then you've got Pnoggio Pinocchio,
he'll be out. He's a big Warriors fan. But Jason Hoyt,
I think he'd prefer to sit in the hotel room
with the curtains clothes and write some dark, melancholic poetry.

Speaker 8 (51:24):
He'll haul us out.

Speaker 12 (51:25):
And force himself to talk with a few people, but
he'll he'll slink off and get back into the hotel
room and draw those curtains quick as a flash. Yeah,
Magic Round home game for the Warriors. Apparently they got
a good payout from the NRL to move their home
game to to Brisbane.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
The team, you know that did the players, because the
fans definitely didn't.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
I saw they have opened up a mert shop in Brisbane.
That'll go well, it's going well. They are shifting some units.

Speaker 12 (51:52):
And I'd say what On Anti Bullying Day, the massively
bullied Luke Metcalf by sending him to the Dragons as well.

Speaker 8 (51:57):
That's that's unfair and the whole NRL are bullying.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
The dreams come again, g Lane. As you know, they're
just going through a bed bully. Their time will come again.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
I'll tell you what they could do worse than flying
you over there. Hey.

Speaker 12 (52:12):
But Super Rugby is starting to get actually quite interesting
now because it's Derby Central.

Speaker 8 (52:16):
All the way through to the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Super Rugby is actually starting to become quite interesting.

Speaker 12 (52:20):
Yeah, because in the middle part no one cares when
the Brumbies play the Highlanders or the Blues play the Reds,
no one actually cares.

Speaker 8 (52:26):
But it's all about Derby's now.

Speaker 12 (52:28):
So tonight that's the Chiefs and the Highlanders at FML Stadium.
No one's giving the Highlanders a chance now six bucks
I think, and then Tom's the Blues get the chance
to have some revenge on the Canes after they bent
them over at Mett Henry Stadium about.

Speaker 8 (52:41):
A month ago. So that's another debbie. Hurricanes.

Speaker 12 (52:44):
You know, they've they've rested moreby. They've got no cam Roids,
no cam roy guards. So Jonah, no Corey, Jane, no
Kully has gone for them as well.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Yeah, are they capable of playing really dumb rugby.

Speaker 8 (52:59):
At high Yes, very capable. What the Blues, Yes, the Blues,
the very.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
The Hurricanes capable of playing a really dumb rocause.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
No, I think the Blues have got them covered.

Speaker 12 (53:08):
Okay, good, Yeah, I'm talking to Karen Read on the agenda.
He said, it's this competition. It's the Hurricanes to lose.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
But I think they're going to.

Speaker 8 (53:15):
Yeah, but he said, but you can sniff the Crusaders.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
I think there's a technic from the Crusaders. I think
it's let's get in the rear view mirror here and
I'll just seem closer than they may appear, and they
are very close all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
That's exactly what's going on. So you're not doing any commentary.

Speaker 8 (53:35):
Yeah, we've got so tonight tonight. I'm not doing it tonight.

Speaker 12 (53:39):
I'm having a break from Friday Night commentary after last
week's effort. So I'm doing Saturday's commentary with James McConney
tonight as Matt Wood and Meshi tonight doing the The
Chiefs Highland.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Still over the Pub.

Speaker 8 (53:52):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
Jerry and the Night for They Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Citing news fellas we've talked about this at nauseum on
this show. But it is the and a lot of
people listening right now will do this this weekend. I'm
probably going to do it tonight, if not tomorrow night.
And that is getting home after a couple of responsibles
and checking.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
On a live performance on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
We've talked about some of your favorite concerts to chuck
on there among mine, any fat Friddies. I've gone through
the laundry list of Queens of the Stone Age.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
One of my favorites is the.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Pearl Jam one where Idyvidor is swinging from the camera
boom that get it. When he's right at the top
of the stage. It's like if he failt he would die.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Now, are you going to play that on your headphones?
I'm going to connect it to your phone via Bluetooth,
or are you going to play that on the Yui
boom speaker that plays out right by your partner? Jeff's
here it at three in the morning.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
I think it's important to show your passions with your partner,
and it's just going to depend what device that laptop
chooses to connect to.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Okay, and are you going to do that once and
realize that that's connected to the Yu boom or are
you going to double round and come back for a
second time and blast at at fall.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
I'll take a least two bites at the cherry there, Yeah, exactly.
I know. For me and my mates, one of the
things that we often end up on is the tiny
disc concerts. Have you seen this?

Speaker 4 (55:10):
Tiny desk is in pr.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Whole Things Considered within PRR? Yes, you know the American
radio station. They do a thing called Tiny Disc where
they originated with people going and playing a concert in
an office so it's an office block, looks like an
office block, and then they play stripped back basically twenty
six's version of MTV Unplug. It's basically what it is.

(55:33):
And there's some dozes up there Anderson Pack gets a
real run with my mates.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Justin.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Tim Blake's on there. All sorts on this thing is
on there, and recently the Full Fighters have just released
their one. Now I haven't watched it yet, but here's
a taste of it.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Everything that ever feel this beautiful.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
And I just wanted to put this out there because
I've seen it come across my social media feed and
I haven't watched it on purpose because I know at
some point this weekend by myself on the couch. I
will end up watching that and I wanted to put
that on the Wider Audiences radar in case you're looking
for something to eat your reheated leftovers at one in
the morning watching cher Amie Wells.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
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