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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Harry antmin nine there's a hold aching Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome along to the herd Ache Breakfast years. It's a Tuesday,
and it's the eleventh of August twenty twenty six. My
name's Jeremy Wells and this has been nice to you.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
I suppose that means lame claims to fame today as well.
It's a high light of the week every week blame
claims to fame. We never found the bottom of the
well all those Sundays, I'm like, well, I was pretty
low today, the water tables down. Got it run out today?
I could it run out today? Or have people generated
a few more over the last week.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
You can get a hold of us anytime you like
on eight hundred Hodaki. You can text us on three three.
Those lame claims to fame You can send them at
any time and we will collate them and read them
out around about eight o'clock.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, because what we found was it last week? That
you know, Because we do it at about eight o'clock
every morning on a Tuesday, a lot of people get
you know, missed the chance to get this in. There's
no reason you can't text it now to still be
there when we get to eight. So if you haven't,
if you've got one and you want to send it through,
feel free to just rip it through now. We'll get
around to it to eight.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
On the back of us playing at Kimbus to start
the show the other day, we've started a new initiative
here on the hurd Key Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well, Jerry, you said that what happened this morning at
six oh seven can never happen again.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
No, you can't start the show with are you in? No,
it's just a damn squab of a song, not a
great way to kick a show off. No, it doesn't
start you off on the right foot. So instead we
thought that we'd come up with two options. You'd have
an option, I've had an option, and one caller on
I eight one hundred, Hydachey would decide how we would
start the show. Which song? Yeah, so this morning your
suggestion and I Stewart.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I would like to start the show with go with
the Flow. I just got to choose. First off, that
is I think one of the great driving songs of
all time. And the second thing is I just need
a bit more fizz on a Tuesday morning, Monday. I
want to ease into itesday. Let's get the party started, Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I was thinking it would be good to start the
show with the Datson's Harmonic Generator. Sutler's all about a
guitar pedal?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Is that what the it literally is? Or I thought
you wanted to saying that they just found a guitar pedle.
Let's write a song?

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, all about this. Here's Robin. Good morning, Robin, welcome
to the show.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
I'm kidding it might be the anyone listening because.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah, well this is the thing that's the first person
to call in. So you are the first person again, Robin,
and you get to decide which song we start the
show with.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I'm gonna be afraid to show it, but a.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Generator day, jeez, Robin, you and I I was going
to say, Robert is Jerry pan Nes.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
No appreciate that. Have a lovely day, Robin.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Talking about this, he actually can't lose. It was going
to be cold player, Weena.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
We'll come along to the Hicky Breakfast. It's nice to
have you with.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Us, Jerry and Leni The Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
The story. Just after we came off here yesterday, a
group chat started firing up saying that Razor has been
hired as the new coach for the Southern the South
Island Orcers or the Southern Orcers.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Former All Black coach Scott Raiser Robertson.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Former Crusaders coach Scott Rosa Robertson, former Crusaders flanker Scott
Raiser Robinson.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Former breakdowncer Scott Raiser Robertson.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I believe current Breakdowns. Former patron of the bar that
Zoe used to work out, Scott Raiser Robertson.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
He did some good groundwork, didn't he.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
He did some great work on the jukebox apparently.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, good floor work, good.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Floor work, Yeah, yep, all right on his feet too,
apparently quite a good surfer. Now the worm's getting a
bit stuff, I would say, yeah, is getting a bit stuff.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
You'd expect that. I mean, he was a professional rugby
player himself. I'm told Actually, someone someone I was talking
about Scott Razor Robson. They're saying that they dropped in
on he dropped in on them while they were surfing.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Oh really, Yeah, that's a big no no, isn't it
it's a big no no. Although he would have been
a local, wouldn't he does he have right of way?
I think he rides his bike down there with the surfboard.
Yeah right, I'll drop in on them on a bike.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
No, No, that would be interesting, No, I think he Yeah,
apparently he just gets right away.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah right. So yeah, so the I guess so a
lot of people would have seen this headline and been like,
what's going on? Who the hell are the Southern Aucers?
If you don't really, if you're not paying close attention
to this, what's happening is there's what are the seventeen
teams in the NRL at the moment. Next year the
Perth Beers, not to be confused with Beers Perth will
be entering the competition. Now that's a hybrid club between

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North Sydney.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
And Perth and the gay community and the rainbow community.
Yeah so that Beers Perth, aren't they They are the
Beers Perth of the rainbow community.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yep, Perth Beers for the NRL community. Not that they're
mutually exclusive at this point, well on the past they
have it. And so then in twenty twenty eight, the
one that you would have been hearing a lot about
is the P and G chiefs. This is over in
Papua New Guinea where they have no tax, which is crazy.

(05:27):
Wayne Bennet was saying the other day, like the Melbourne
Storm have had titles taken off them for breaching the
salary cap. Now you're turning around and saying this team
and Papua New Guinea can also flout the salary cap.
The NRL is saying that, So it's a massive double stand.
I can see why they're upset about that. That brings
the total of teams in twenty twenty eight to nineteen

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annoying number. Annoying number as we've seen for these last
couple of years in the NRAL seventeen teams. It means
a lot of buys and it's very confusing. So they
want around that number. They want to get to twin.
So people are taking applications from all sorts of different places,
one of those being a second team in New Zealand.
And so there's a consortium led by is at graham
Low who are putting in a bid to have the

(06:11):
new team in christ Church at Takaha. And now the
rumor is that he's been offered a four year deal
as the coach of the Southern Ucas, which bigs a
few questions. One is Hannah rugby league coach, So that's.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Probably that's definitely the first question. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
The second one is they're not even a team. How
can you have a head coach? And even if you
are a team, presumably you won't come into the compto
twenty twenty nine or another two years ago away, three
years away. So I think, what's I think what's happening here?
If I could try and unpack this a little bit.
They're trying to put in a bid to win the team,
so they're trying to make as much noise as possible,

(06:51):
and they thought, what's the biggest sign it in quote
unquote that we could do. Raise it and then everyone
will start talking about it. We're doing it right now
because Canterbury loves them, South Island loves them, and it
actually means nothing because there's no club and if they
don't get the license, they don't have to sign them.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah okay, and then so what happens is when they
actually maybe get it, then they just fire him immediately
and bring in a rugby league coach.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Is that the idea probably and then make him the
general manager of rugby League Operations or something, you know,
one of those ones, or.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Just break get him to breakdance and them and the
halftime interval.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
We'll just get him to breakdance at halftime.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah. I mean it has generated a lot of publicity.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah. I mean the amount that they would have had
to pay to get us to talk about it on
this station alone is staggering.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Exactly, Ordering exactly Jerry.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
And Midnight, The Hodarchy, Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Sex thirty one on the Hydachy Breakfast Time for your
later sport headlines thanks to Export Ultra to b for here.
Christiurch City Council has been working directly with the NRL
for almost two years on the requirements to secure the
competition's twentieth team. N Stewart.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Okay, well, let's explain a bit of the razor rumors,
doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
New documents show those talks have ramped up of late
Council officials met with NRL bosses in June.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
What happened in June and christ j and the NRL.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Warriors played and they went, oh that was good. Yeah,
I'd say that was June.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
You guys could have a team here and have since
been working on a proposal covering the club's finances, ownership,
high performance facilities, community programs and economic benefits. There's a
thing that's happening in the NRL where their training facilities
they call them a center of excellence. I don't know
why they do this. It's a very Australian turn of phrase,
isn't it. I just don't know how christ Church would

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feel having a center of excellence at all. All Right,
you guys excellent there.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, a lot of people would sort of immediately come
up without The council hasn't decided whether to formally pursue
a bid, but former All Blacks coach Scott Raiser Robertson
has reportedly been offered a four year contract to become
the inaugural head coach. The All Blacks have rested Test
halfback cam raw Guard from the twenty three man squad
as a precaution for tomorrow morning second South African Rugby

(09:05):
Tour match against the Sharks in Durban. He reportedly has
a tight calf muscle.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Does he know how he did it? Was it just
was he just in bed.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Sleep and drew like me last night?

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Roy Guard was initially named on the bench with Kyle
Preston to start. After being surplus to requirements in the
opening went over the Stormers. Cortez Rattima has been summoned
into the reserves. Kick off tomorrow is at five am.
We'll have live commentary on radio head.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Keeps its sleeping. Is that a sleeping that's a sleeping Bruce.
That's two hours, so then seven sleep and brus is
sleeping Beauty, sleep and brush Salute beauty. I was just
gonna say, Kyle Preston was in a press conference yesterday
and I thought he had one of the greatest pieces
of perspective that I've heard. They were talking about is
it hard coming in, you know, doing this and that
and blah blah blah, and he goes, I'm on tour

(09:55):
with the All Blacks. This is awesome. I'm living one tree.
There's no like is this hard that hard? Yeah, sure,
it's all physically demanding, but this is my childhood dream
and I'm living it right now. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
I thought that was nice.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, it's such a lovely piece of perspective.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
He seems like a good guy. And FIFA president. Speaking
of good guys, Gianni and Fantino has been further chastised
over his conduct during the proposed sales of a stake
in the commercial rights of the World Cup. The Asian
and North American, Central American and Caribbean Confederations have joined
Europe's YUAIFA and their criticism via an open letter which

(10:31):
stops short of calling for new leadership. The statement says
Infantino broke trust through deception with the now abandoned proposal
and had placed himself above the collective.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
He said, and there's a little bit of corruption of
FIFA PEVs.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
I'm starting to think that I never thought. I thought
that that would never happen. I thought that FIFA were
above reproach.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, I thought that they were all about the spirit
of the game. That's why they took it back to
the spiritual home of soccer, Qatar. But no, it turns
out they can just be borught.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Is that right? Wow? I mean the bar was high
with set bladder. I mean that guy was a barber.
He was amazing. So very surprised that Gianni Infantino has
pulled into question the organization of FIFA. Up next, how
many mates have you got? How many mates do you need?

(11:20):
Who's the New Zealand broadcaster with.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
The least.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Jury and the night they breakfast.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
So The Herald has released a friendship survey. Five hundred
and seventy two thousand adult kiwis apparently have experienced loneliness
some or all of the time of the past decade.
I mean a decade. That is a long time.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
That is a long time.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
I'd tell you five hundred and seventy two thousand adult
keeps experienced millions of things over the last decade.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah, But the ones that say they experienced loneliness all
of the time over the past decade, I mean that's
pretty sad.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
All of the time is sad.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
It's sad.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
For ten years, I'm always lonely.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
I've been lonely for ten years. For this heartbreaking.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
That is just churn unto the heart set when you
say that that actually, so you've been lonely for ten years.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Me, I'm not saying that. Oh, I was just reading it.

Speaker 6 (12:09):
Imagine if oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
That would be said. Apparently there's a former US Surgeon
General who compared chronic loneliness and isolation to smoking fifteen
darts a day.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Okay, so here's one for you. I haven't felt lonely
in the last ten years, So am I then with
them my rights to smoke fifteen? There is a date.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Apparently, maybe you are I've once. I once had a
friend who he drew a comparison between smoking two having
a pack of friends. He said, if you smoking is
a great thing. If you are lonely, can just go
outside and you take your friend out with your pack
of friends, and then you light up a friend and
you have a friend and you're not lonely at that point. Yeah,
you've got.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
A friend, and you'll start up a young with someone
out there as well. So that's a big part of
it too. Yeah, somebody just sticks through. It's a good question.
What are your classes of mate? Do you see them
every day? Do you see them once a year? How
does that work?

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Yeah? Well, I think friendship does change over time, doesn't it,
particularly when you have a family. And I think about
growing up, I always had a good group of friends.
I always loved hanging out with my friends.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Then you start flatting with them.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yep, exactly, And all I gave a crap about was
my friends. Basically I didn't care about my parents and
my family. I was like I ditched them. I'm all
about my friends. We have to and then obviously you
then have a family yourself, and at that point you
maintain your friends, but certainly your friends take a back seat.
And then you've got work, and then you've got your family,

(13:32):
and then your friends come on a third and my
experience anyway.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, it also as you get older, not only do
you We've talked about this before, like you lose track
of you lose touch with some of your friends that
you had, like you've just said, families, careers, all that
kind of thing. It's also way harder to make friends
the older you get. Yeah, I noticed that, like over
a certain age, you're like, I don't I'm all good
on friends, Like I don't want to. I don't need
another mate here. I got the same friends that I

(13:57):
made when I was four years old. You know, I'm
now thirty five. I'm done.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
I'm a little bit like that. You've got the friend
tree and you do a bit of pruning. You know,
that thing gets pruned because you can't maintain like forty
free it's a difficult thing to do. You'd be spending
your whole time texting people, you be on millions of
group traps, you'd never get off your phone nowadays.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
No, So I see here that they were asking people
in the streets and just asking them a bit to
be honest about how many friends they had. Two men
said they had no friends at all. Some people hold
on like not a friend, No, that's what they So
I said, no friends at all, which I would say
they should have taken their numbers and given them to
each other. Here's your mate, and they probably would have

(14:37):
found out why the other guy doesn't have any friends.
Some people who have struggled to describe what friendship was,
others happily said they had thirty to forty close friends.
Those would be people in their twenties. I think, yeah,
because by the time you get to my age, you
start you know, pruning, your pruning, and it gets back
to the trees, the branches that are closest to the trunk,
isn't it. That's the ones that have been there for

(14:59):
the longest.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yeah. And then people who are in a common situation
with you, you know, people that have had kids at the
same time, and then your kids become friends proximity. It's
like you gonna do things with those people. You're gonna
do things with those families because your kids are doing things.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah, I've got a mate who he's just moved into
a new suburb and basically the only guy that he
sees to like gov for beer and watch the footy
with his neighbor because the kids are the same age.
So I don't know how much I've got in common
with the guy. We both just need an hour and
a half away from the kids, and he lives next door.
So that's my mate.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah, I think kids are kids are a big bond
of people. I mean you go along, say Saturday sport
for example, Saturday Sport becomes a thing. I've like, I've
got friends and our kids were in the same who
were my friends before, and our kids were in the
same rugby team Handy, and so it was great because
these are like classic old friends and we're all useless
and so it was great. You'd see them every Saturday

(15:49):
and then you just yeah, you just sit and chat
for the whole rugby game. It's actually fantastic. It's perfect.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
Do you guys do that thing where you will catch
up with someone every now and again or you've seen
them a message, man, we need to buddy catch up
and go have a beer. And then three months were
about three months three years and haven't done it yet.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Yeah, well there's that. And then there's the people that
you run into every now and then, like physically run
into and they say, we need to catch we should
we should catch up. Just give me a calling. Yeah,
and then you don't hear anything. I hate that. Don't
don't come on.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
With that unless unless we let's not tonight. Yeah, okay,
with a nim one.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
You follow either you want to do it, if you've
if you've come on with it, we should catch up.
You need to follow up with the with the tick.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
But even then, just organize it right there and then
right there and then we're going to organize it. Who
was the broadcast of the USA and it has the
least friends, Mike Costing.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Jerry and Night the hot Ikey Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
So that christ Huts shouldn't flat freezing their beers.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Yes, I did see about this, So a flat and
christ Shirts that discovered how cold it was inside their
flat actually after they lift some beers in the lounge
and they froze overnight. So that night Christich stripped to
minus three point seven. That was last Thursday.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, there's the cold snap that's the one that they signposted.
Early doers said, hey, Thursday, watch out.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Well these guys obviously watched the news because they were like,
Thursday will be the day if we're going to do this.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Yeah, so they there as a student flat called the
rat trap and sock burn yep, measure having sockburn like
is that is that like burn from a sock or
is that having like someone's caught your let your socks
on fire and you're wearing them sock burn?

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh I don't think I've had either of those. Happened
to me.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Sock burn, No, it's neither of those word for So anyway,
the flat's called the rat trap, which to me says
that it's probably not flash Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
I don't know if it's well insulated. I don't know
if the rat trap's got good insulation.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
So how Manys flatmates decided to leave one beer sitting
in their living room overnight as an experiment, and George said,
we were just we were just having a few bees.
I have to foot you. We decided we keep one
out for the morning to see if it freeze over,
and sure enough he did. Slushy bees next morning.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
They say, you can't do it, can't do impressions, but
your nineteen year old University of Canterbury and christ impression
is just spot on.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Thanks very much.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Have you ever had have you ever had something like
this happened to you before? Have you had something freeze
inside your house?

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Never before. I've never lived in the South Island, and
I spent a lot of time there over the years,
but I've never lived there. So the South Island cold
obviously very different to your North Island cold.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. For example, my mate who
came up from the South Island staf with me over
the weekend and he was just like, it's a nice
BARMI I was like, this is the coldest weekend we've
ever had since I've been in Auckland. Three frost this week.
I've seen four since I've lived in Auckland. And but
I remember as a kid we went to Fairly. We
stayed in Fairley and went skiing up Mount Dobson. Well, yes,

(18:57):
and I left a bottle of coke in the car
and it was a solid block when we got in
the car the next morning.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Fairly is a cold place. Feel the cold Fairly as
can be very cold, and Land nestled up against the
mountains there. Yeah, it's the gateway to the McKenzie Basin.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
It is. Yeah, it's I just there's also like when
I was living in Daneitan, there were some nights where
and I think we've talked about this recently Evan on
the show of the podcast, where you'd wake up in
the morning directly above where your head was against the
wall would be glistening with a thin layer of frost
on the inside of the wall from your breath, from
your breath, Yeah, it would crystallize up against the wall.

(19:37):
It was that cold. Or men we're talking about the
other day, you go to bed and there'd be like
a layer of damp sort of frostish on top of
you where you're like, yeah, on the dovat or the
mink blanket in my case, so two douvets and a mink.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Blanket, a mink maketteh. The question I've got for you
guys who have spent were actually not Ruder, but certainly
Ruda and and the White Apple and they can get
get cold, and but what they hell did people not
insulate their houses for in the South Island. Why is
it only recently that people have worked out to insulate houses.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
No, no, just put a jersey on, mate, really, just
put on some socks that used to drive me and say,
I don't know, or turn a heater on.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Is it because electricity was cheap back in the day
and you just cranked the heat of the whole time?
What was wrong with people?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
I don't know. I don't know. And then the heating
solutions that you find are like those three bar gas
gas burner things. Yeah, dangerous, light your cat on fire.
And for some reason, the windows just damped the whole time,
washing the drives.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
So apparently George, who lives in the rat trap, he
laughed off the discovery of the frozen beer. He said
that the flat was actually not too bad and quite modern,
despite being a typical student flat, really quite modern. Freezing
beer was the latest sign of a week of unusually
cold with it.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Maybe they left the windows open, Maybe they did this
on purpose, Maybe they did this as a joke. It
got picked up by the newspaper and they I don't
want to get evicted for saying that. We don't. We've
got subpar living standards, So I know it's all good.
It's all good in here. I will say. We did
reach out to George for comment and he was unavailable,
but we got a photo last night and he was
on the back on the slushies again.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
I was here Jerry and Men the Hodarchy Breakfast, Jeremy
Wells and the Nia Stuart the Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
I yused today something happened to me that I think
happens quite often around this this beautiful country, and that
is where I live, is in a you know, it's
one of these new new build townhouse thing. Yeah, that's
sprung up around around every city these days, destroying suburbs
as they go. And I can shut up because I've

(21:43):
bought one of them. But at the back of at
the back of where I am are another like six
units ourses on the out on the street. And so
every now and then one of the units at the back,
when they're done with something, they will leave it out.
You know. Sometimes people leave stuff out on the boom
for other people to come back up the problems. They

(22:05):
don't have a boom, so they leave it on mine.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah, okay, because back in the day they used to
have these things called inorganic collections, and they've stopped that.
That's when everybody used to get all of the junk
out of their house and you clean it out and
you put it on your berm, and then council trucks
would come around and take it all away. It was
generally once a year, and it was like you put
it all out for a week, and each every for

(22:28):
a week a year, your suburb would look like just
a horrific in the gap. Yeah, but what would happen
is you put it all out there and then other
people would come by and have a little look through it. Yeah,
And so if people wanted it, then they could take it.
And then after a week, if it was still there,
then the council came and took it all away. They
stopped it because it cost too much money.

Speaker 6 (22:48):
Where you can still do it, but you actift a
book like two weeks in advance.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Suck for them to come and get it a cool thing.
What I also find crazy is that rates and taxes
are also way more than they used to be back then,
and we still don't have.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Those kinds of so we're not going to start get now.
They don't even bloody moa burn.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Oh my god, I don't even get me started on that.
Oh but then anyway, so so This has happened quite
a few times. I have had baby prams and bass
in it's and all sorts of baby paraphernalia. Classic yep,
left it on it. No one picks it up because
you know a lot of that kind of stuff. It's like,
do I want that second hand?

Speaker 3 (23:26):
I don't know. Well, how much traffic do you have
driving past your place? Because that it depends on your traffic.
You know the density of traffic that you've got. If
you if you're living in a high density traffic Zigne,
then you've got a lot of back and forth cars
are driving past. They might think, oh jeez, I've just
had a baby. I'd love a second hand. Yeahs in
it that's been out in the rain for four days.
I can clean that up and sort it out rather

(23:48):
than buy my own one. And yeah, good on you.
We're on a could a sac Okay, so you got
no you've got no traffic.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
We got no traffic. And yesterday I get home from
work and on my lawn is a front loading washing machine. Okay,
small one, I would say, so handy if you're in
one of these new belts.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Quite a beautiful machine. This one actually, yeah, I didn't
catch the brand. It looks like a Simpson.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
It does look like a Simpson. Yeah, I don't think
it's a Westinghouse. But it was just left there on
my boom, and I was like, is that kosher? Is
it okay to leave it on someone else's boom? Again,
I've assumed that this has come from someone from behind
my house that doesn't have one of their.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Own, one of the refere from behind.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
The bloody referref one of the renters.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Well, that's an interesting one, isn't it? Because what do
you do with that machine? You could take it to
the refuse cender? Does it work?

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Did it have a sign on that I didn't plug
No sign, it didn't. I didn't plug it in and
give it a whirl. We are that small enough that
you could fit that on the boot of your cart,
and we are the next exit off the motorway from
the dump, So it's not like it's prohibitive to get
to the dump either. Are you okay with? Like? How

(25:04):
long could that have sat there before I was within
my rights to get upset about it.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
That's a really good question, and it's difficult.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
And what is acceptable to leave on someone's boom?

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Well? I think there's actually a way to go about it,
and it's the toe dip dump. So what's happened there
is someone's dip their toe. So it's like a piece
of bait that you put out there. Someone can come
along and grab it. But I think after five days
you then have to take that back and take it
to the dump. But you can put it out there
for five days. You've got a five day threshold.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Five day grace period.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Yeah, And because what you're saying to someone is and
I would put a sign on it myself, I would
say working washing machine free to a good home.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
And then what if someone from a bad home wants it, they.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Can have it too, Okay, But in that situation that
put it out for five days. If it's not taking
because someone might want that, like if it's working and
stuff like that, that's that's bloody good.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Well, but what about if in those five days it
burns a bloody hole in my lawns?

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Well, that's that's a different thing, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
But if it's not taken after five days, at that
point you take it back or you take it to
the tip. You can't just leave it out. It's not
a dump you can't just leave it out.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
But also like once you've left it out for one
night and it's rained on it, like the things bug
it anyway, surely anyway one of the world's three four
three gives called low eight hundred ducky. What's what's kosher
to leave out on the boom?

Speaker 3 (26:21):
You know, what's the weirdest thing you've had on your
berm as well? Or the largest thing? I know that
he put a whole lot of stuff out on his
berm with a sign free to a good home, and
they took all of it, and they left the sign
on the berm. That really pissed him off. So I
take the sign for God's sake.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Jerry in the night the Hurdachy.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Breakfast som and I has had a washer dry dumped
on his berm by some of the rof raff out
the back of his place. And he's wondering whether that's
acceptable or not, whether it's okay to leave things on
the berm. Where do you draw the line? What can
you and what can't you leave on a berm?

Speaker 1 (26:57):
How long can you leave something on the boom? Is
it kosher to leave something on someone else's boom? If
you don't have one.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Just some old bits of wood you know that I've
been lying about in the bottom of your house that
you thought, you know, I don't clean this out and
just put some old bits of wood on someone's boom.
Nobody wants that.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
No, someone just text here and said, I've always been
able to measure the poverty level of a suburb by
how many couches you find on people's booms. Worried about
the landlord up in the rent, Just find an old
couch and put it out on the boom. Not a
bad idea, but letting a gun off in the backyard
every now and then, just to keep the house prices down.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
They get with those booms, that's the problem. They get
very wet the couches. Here's Oliver from Auckland. Morning, Oliver,
welcome to the show.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
Good morning, do there you go.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Good you're a gardener. I imagine that you've found some
interesting things on booms.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Oh yeah. The amount of times you go to mower
birch and someone just let that dog you leave its
leavings on the bird. U a blow it to kind
of blow it off into the road. I'm not mowing,
I'm not mowing over that.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
No, anything that you've found that you've that you've picked up.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
No, nothing that I picked up. But then outside, I
mean I used to live in glenn And for years,
and I mean you'd have everything from kind of house
of appliants as mattresses and then dead animals, dead cats,
dead dogs. Yeah, one house in particular, I mean obviously
had a cat that had a big letter and then

(28:21):
they just died, hospitless letter on the birch.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Just in case anyone else wanted them.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Yeah, just in case, just in case, you know, what's
something for the feral dogs to kind of go?

Speaker 3 (28:29):
And much of Wow, Okay, I think you're struggling with
the basics of life though. In that situation, you if.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
You're stuff exactly exactly called I mean they called the
West the wild West, like you nomon, I mean equally
the Easter is it's not much better?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Right, No, But what is the what's the what's the
protocol in that situation though, Say, if you live in
a townhouse or you don't have a garden and you
do have a cat that dies, you take it down
to the park and dig a hole. What's the what's
the deal there?

Speaker 4 (29:03):
I suppose you try and find a nice tree or something.
I suppose, yeah, just get an old shoe box. But yeah, yeah,
I suppose I'm just assuming that. Yeah, people aren't. Yeah,
they're not really worrying about that stuff when they're line,
you know.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, i'd take it down the vet you guys figure.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Yeah, exactly, take it. I'm sure there's place that you
can take it.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Good.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
So thanks very much for call Oliver. A couple of
texts through bring the washing machine inside listed on Marketplace
as as wearers. Someone else said, move it to your
neighbors boom, So just shuffle the problem on from somewhere else.
Someone had said, is this news talks?

Speaker 3 (29:40):
He'd be.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Look up white were clicks on Facebook? People glass barbecue
enthusiasts go around getting this sort of thing and take
it to a scrapyard. Not a bad shout, ignorant a holsman,
I and put the cat in the whirlie box.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
That's a good point. Probably doing need to.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Put the cat in the willing b Gee play Stan
will beat Frisbestos smells fresh Jerry and the Darchy breakfast
something I have done. I've done it, I would say
probably about three times in the last calendar week.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
On the radio.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, okay, so we're in bed.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
And the cat, oh hold on, has taking a turn,
or kids.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Comes into the room, and there's a certain you know,
when you've had a pit for long enough, you can
just tell by listening to them what's going on. You
know what I mean, like to a stranger that there
have been nothing. This cat's come in. It's me out.
But it has a certain meal it does when it's
brought something into the house. Yeah, it's like, hey, wake up,

(30:55):
I've got something. You should come and check this out.
It's a different sort of meal. There's a level of
pride to the Yes, that's exactly what it is. It's
not like I'm hungry, it's hey, you guys need to
come and see this. So, and that's happened year, like
two or three times. And or it'll be scratching around
under the bed. Now that could either be it's brought
something in it's trying to fish it back up from
under the bed, or there's just a string coming off

(31:16):
the bottom of the bed and it's tapping that. So anyway,
when that happens and it comes in and it's making
some sort of noise like that, because I don't want
to ask you, guys, I will play possim and just
pretend I'm sleeping. It wakes me up every single time,
every single time. I'm like the Princess and the pea

(31:37):
when it comes to sleeping. As soon as there's a
noise in there, I'm awake. But I don't want to
deal with it because if I wake up and it's
a wetter underneath the bed, or you know, if it's
a bird, that's a five alarm fire. We're all going
to get up and sort the bird out. If it's
a wetty, you can probably go back to sleep your bed,
all right. If it's a mouse, I can probably shut

(31:57):
the door and go back to sleep what I would.
And that's pretty low stacks. But do you guys do that?
When you have kids and the baby wakes up and
starts making a noise, do you ever just poss them there?

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Well? Interesting question?

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Would you admit to it on the radio?

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Interesting question because sometimes as well, when you do have
little babies, and it's been a while for me fourteen
years or so, but it's a while ago, but I
do remember sometimes they make a little noise, a little cry,
and then they go back to sleep again, So it's
good to not go running straight away, probably, But.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Then is it a game of chicken? It's like who's
going to let them make the most noise before someone
gets up out of bed.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
It's a real test of the relationship that and how
you've got to start as you mean to continue. But
I think there's a couple of tests and relationships before
you have children. It's like there's a few tests, and
then when you have children, there's a few tests. Are
your team player? How much effort are you prepared to make?

(33:01):
And then the kids get If you get past those tests,
there's more tests, and then you get to the teenage
times and then you work out again, are you both
on the same team here? Are you both working for
the same goal? And then the kids leave home, and
then you're like, do we still like each other enough
to hang out after the kids have left?

Speaker 1 (33:18):
We do the empty nest thing together or we'll just
staying together with the kids.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
So there's tests all the while on the wayman and
I and I think that first one is a crucial
one that you've got to pass.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Well because I think the difference with the cat versus
the kid, and there are a few is not many
is online? The gun you know, during the day, pat
and the cat that's our cat. Yeah, middle of the
night it's brought a weter and that's your cat. You
can't do that with kids, you know what I mean?

(33:49):
Like during the day, that's your kid, and then your
kids in there by rudo is that? Would you have
a fox? I think?

Speaker 6 (33:57):
I think the thing is that on any team, only
a good team, there's a captain. And my wife was
our captain, and initially she did the hard yards with
baby number one, but baby number two was not a
good sleeper and I was a really good sleeper, so
I just keep sleeping.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
But then the captain would wake me up.

Speaker 6 (34:14):
But it is your turn to get into the trenches.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
But wouldn't you be like, well, look, there's no point
both of us been bugget one of us might as
well get a good sleep.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Well that is true. I mean, there is nothing silly
than both people getting up and doing it together. I've
seen that. I've heard of that before. It's a waste
like that is a complete waste of resources. But it's
you've got a I don't know, you've at least you've
got to pretend unlike ruder. You've got to pretend that
you that you want to try hard.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
What I'm hearing here is yes, you do play boss,
and no you're not willing to admit it. On the radio, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
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Speaker 5 (34:50):
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Speaker 3 (34:55):
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Hodechi eight hundred four to eight seventy. If you want
to play, We'll ask you five questions. You got forty
five seconds. You've got to get three correct and you
will win a one hundred fifty dollars Bunnings voucher.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Sounds easy, Let's find out. We go to Pete from
Stony Hunger in Logistics. Good morning, Pete. What school will
you be representing?

Speaker 3 (35:17):
The Veritable? Veritable? Why are you college?

Speaker 1 (35:21):
And Nelson College on the once already? I believe yes,
once it wasn't you? Was it?

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Pete?

Speaker 7 (35:31):
Say again?

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Sorry? That was that you? That Whymire College already on there?

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Does it? It's gonna be first ever two time champ.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Okay, back to back. You know how it works, don't
your Pete will ask you five questions. If you don't
know it, you're probably better to pass to keep moving
because you've got forty five seconds. You ready to get
into it. Let's go, all right. First question for Pete
won Hunger the Black Jacks is the nickname for which
New Zealand sports team, ah the good on and bowls?

(36:05):
Which artist had the album's plus multiply, divide and equals.
It's here and you've got to get these three correct.
On the TV show Play School, what was the name
of the rag doll with orange hair m you can't

(36:27):
was bloody Jemima? Pete Jemima Jemima. You had Big Tied,
you had Little Tid, you had Manu, and you had Humpty.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Do you want to hear the last Thursday how you
would have gone?

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Okay? Denver is the capital city of which US state
and the Transformers franchise. Megatron is the letter of what
group of robots Bloody decept The Bloody Decepticon's Pete, I'll
be haunting you all day, Lady Deceptor CON's Pete.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey breakfast.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Time for lame claims to fame. Give us a call
nowt oh eight hundred hadeche or give us a.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Text three four eight three, just like Nick has get
a legends. I once met and got a photo with
Mis Doney at Glasson's in Wellington. Kind of lame. Is
still the most famous person I ever met.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
No, that's not lame at all, and that is absolutely
what Firstly, what was Nick doing in Glassons? That's that's
the first question. Secondly, what was ems Doney doing in glasses?
What was Doney doing in glasses? I would not have
picked Stoney. Former England England India Cricket Test wicket keeper
and captain. Yes, one of the greatest cricketers of all time. Yes,

(37:44):
probably the greatest wicket keeper and the wicket keeper of
all time anyway.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Class I think still playing in the IPL Is that true?
At the ripe old age of about one hundred and
four years old, he used to he looked like as
a professional cricketer, he had just reached into the gear bag,
like the Tea Sames gearbag and just pulled out whatever
pads and bat he could find.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
It was.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Everyone else had the flash gears and he had just
whatever was left at the bottom of the cricket bat.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Yeah, but then you turn up and he'd win a
game for you. Oh, don't worry about that. If it
was love or the odds were against him and he
was batting and needed a whole lot of runs, he'd
win pretty much every every single time. Here's you go
to do? What was he doing in glassons? Was he
getting his tried to get drag? Maybe it does drag by.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Night, potentially buying clothes for someone else. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Crick by day, drag artist by.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Night, Nika, if you listen and give us a belly.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
If you're listening, give us a bell yep.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
I once put the Muhammad al Fayed's cat.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
A man who so Muhammed al Fayed. I'm a former
owner of Herod's, the department store in London, the famous
department store in London. Before that, an arms dealer, an
Egyptian arms dealer, made a huge amount of money out
of that bought Herod's. His son Dody Elf tragically died
with Princess Diana in the tunnel and was Princess Diana's lover. Yeah,

(39:10):
right at time of death. So allegedly first person put
down Muhammed al Fayed's cat, Jeez.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
I wouldn't be admitting to that. You know, you never
know what's gonna bloody happen. Tunnels obviously were a vet.
Maybe somewhere in the UK.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
I'd like to hear just some just some guy. I'd
like to hear more from that person.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Lame claim to fame. In the early two thousands, I
was in a scuffle with Brenda McCallum outside of d'needa
nightclub in the early hours of the morning, after telling
him cricket sucks and brackets I actually love cricket.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Okay, it sounds like, with all due respect to that, Texas,
sounds like you're being a bit of a douche. Yep.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Another one here from Bleair cricket adjacent Ross Taylor was
at the nets and I offered him a lolly felthy bugger,
put his sweety, tried to put his sweaty glove hand
inside the bag. Had to take back the offer else, Okay.
Sticking with the cricket theme, Morning Lads and Zoe my
Lane claimed to fame. I once interviewed kids a reader
at our local cricket club and the Q and A.

(40:12):
My son asked him, do you even know my dad?
His answer was yes, I learned a lot about leadership
and being a captain of a team from him. Thanks
for that.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Oh, that's good for him.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Okay, you said that you bumped into Carltanana the other day,
so did Zane went around to a friend's house to
use the pool, jumped in and who else should be
in there but Carltanana as a family friend who knew
the smallest of small talk. A little intimidating though, considering
both of us were naked apart from our swimming drugs.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Okay, now that, well that's not naked really apart but
Carl Tanana running a very strong glasses eyewear game at
the moment. Yeah. I don't know if you saw him
on the coverage of the MPC with Scotty J. Stevenson,
no very strong eyewear, would he go JK, you Regan,
he'd go JK.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Take the Pepsi challenge to JK.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Yeah, he's you can just see a little bit of
razzle dazzle in that.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Eye with he never lose it. You never lose it,
all right? Keept those coming through three four eight three
or give us a call, oh eight hundred hardak your
lame claims to fame.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Would love to hear Jerry in the night they breakfast.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
We've been talking a little lame claim to fame action.
This morning somebody text through that they met Ms Doney
in Glasson's in Wellington.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Don't know why there's something so New Zealand about that.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
It is you suggested that perhaps he was there picking
up some women's clothes for his drag act.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Well, why else would he be there?

Speaker 1 (41:31):
If somebody text her and said his drag name is
miss Dony, I like that.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
I would have thought that if he was picking up
some clothes for his partner, if he was shopping. He
is a very wealthy man. I mean he is worth
many millions, tens of millions, possibly of millions. Why would
he be shot? I mean Glassons, with all due respect
to Glassons, great shop, very cost effective clothing and a

(41:56):
great basics range there, I'm told, but you'd be shop
on that fancier places than Glasses.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
When you yeah, I would be. Someone has texture and
said I'm following a Mahindra vehicle right now as you
read out the Mahindra Singh, DONI claim to fame the matrix.
Here's another glitch of the matrix I used to do
already a show me personally on a total of frequency,
which I don't think exists anymore. And the guy that
was doing the show before me goes, and now I'll

(42:23):
leave you in the capable hands of Mahindra.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
He confused you with Mahindra.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
He thought I was Mahindra. I mean I get mania,
I get once every couple of months ago, I get
a whole lot of but Mahindra. Yeah. Wow. And on
the other day where I was like, we had this
whole back and forth about how to This drives me crazy.

(42:51):
Whenever they like, can I take a name down? I
was like, can you just yell my order out? No? No, No,
we do a name here. It's like a cool little
thing we're doing. Okay, is this going to be cooled it? Okay?
My name's Maniah. How to spell that? Like every second
letter isn't a. It's very hard to get in scrabble
A A. And I look at them and they go in,
I know, we just had a whole thing about it.
We just I just described you laughed at the joke

(43:13):
that I I told you. I would have thought that
would make it riches through in your head, still misspell it,
then give it to someone else who then can't read
what they misspelled back to me.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Do you give many mispronunciations? Because I can't imagine you
get a lot of mispronunciations.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
That's It's more like people will get to trying to
read out my name and just go yeah the last
but that a I A but mania man all right
lane close to fame. Had a beer with Thank Kirby once. Haha.
I saw Farrell and Gismond. He came down with my
mates at burger bar. Top guy. My mother in law

(43:47):
went to school with Razor Robinson's grandmother.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Okay, that's a good one. That's that's that's one. That's
an old school beauty. Right there, Raisor Robertson's grandma, dear grandma,
mother in law, even further removed, brilliant.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Apparently he looks like her. If I ever start talking
about Rugby, she brings it up. I feel kind of
connected in some weird way.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
And you often do look like your grandparents.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
More than our lads. The mother of my children's brother,
there we go.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
This is good.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
The mother of I'm gonna I'm gonna put a couple
of brackets in here. So the mother of my children. Yep,
I'm saying her brother played professional rugby in Japan with
Brad Thorne.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Okay, yeah, that's that's for removed.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
We like that.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
My lame claim to famous. Meeting the Punishing Jerry in
twenty seventeen during the Lions tour the Hiraky Party in Wellington,
I even got a tattoo and even more punishing, an
even more punishing tattoo of the hill Racky logo. People
keep asking if it's the National Party logo.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
That's right. We were doing tattoos at that stage.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Yes, yeah. One of my mates got a tattoo and
then I was let go and he was just like, well,
can you pay for the tattoo to get taken off? No,
but I'm back.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Alright.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
I did that for him. I've had a beer a
sludge off the program out Back Truckers. I'd have burn
on Barbara Kendall's Barcelona gold medal.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Hold on sludge from out Back Truckers.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Yeah, slug from out Back Truckers.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Wow. Okay, great New Zealander, Great New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
I'd have burn on Barbara Kendall's Barcelona Gold medal winning
Mistral windsurfer at the kayu We Lakes in nineteen ninety three.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
So I want to hear more about that, is that
Barbara Kendall. Did Barbara Kendall personally give that to you
or had that been sold to someone else as Barbara
Kendall's bronze medal winning wind sailor whatever it is, and
you'd bought it as that was that still Barbara Kendall's
or not?

Speaker 6 (45:40):
I mean, you'd think Barcelona was ninety ninety two and
this was ninely ninety three, so you'd think still property off.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
You'd think what do wind sailors do in that situation?
Do they keep their old wind sailors that they won
a gold medal in or a bronze medal in? Would
you keep it like a cricket bat say that you
squed one hundred?

Speaker 1 (45:55):
But it's not like a cricket back. If you can
put a cricket bat on the man do or you
can't put a bloody windsurfing get up on there. No,
it's annoying. But a couple more quick ones here morning
fellas my lame claim to fame around it to Mashi
in Brisbane. Uh in this one here. I had direct
eye contact with indie singer songwriter Sensation Jewel at the
Waterfront bar in Auckland in the late nineties.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
And I'm jealous up Sack. That's Ruder's favorite artist of
all time Jewel and so careful Ruder, careful.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Hy Breakfast Jerry and Midnight, The Hdarchy Breakfast, Jeremy Wells
and Mania Stuart.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Find them on Instagram, That Hodarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
It's lame claim to fame. Tuesday and my favorite day
of the week so far. My favorite lame claim to
fame this morning has been I put down Muhammad al
Fayed's cat. Where I killed Muhammad al Fayed's.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Canary said put down okay or she? But we don't
actually know whether that's an official capacity.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
I'm assuming that person was a vet to Muhammad al Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Yeah, otherwise that would have said I killed it fels.
Text of my lame claim to fame. Faceball four balls
off West INDI's great Michael holding many years ago. Whoa really,
Michael holding? Your only face about forwardn't you whispering death? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Beautiful? Actually one of the great bowling actions, one of
the greatest bowlers of all time.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Really, yeah, smooth. Let's go to the phone lines. Good morning, Anthony.
What's your lame claim to fame? Ody?

Speaker 7 (47:31):
My name came to fame as I used to share
a birthday with Sam Nils Cousin's son.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Oh wow, okay, Sam Nils Cousin's son. Now there's only
one reason. Well, there's only a couple of reasons you
could used to have shared one. Did you move your birthday? Anthony?

Speaker 7 (47:48):
No, no, no, we we had the same birthday, this
kid and I and we grew up together. And yeah,
so that's the only connection there.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
What is it, by the way, Anthony again, what is
your birthday?

Speaker 7 (48:04):
Twenty ninth of August coming up?

Speaker 3 (48:06):
So, Anthony, that is so lame, my lover, that is amazing.
It's amazing that you know that you share. Firstly, you
know Sam Neil's cousins son. Yeah, and then the fact
that you share a birthday absolutely remarkable.

Speaker 7 (48:24):
Oh thanks, yeah, no, it was great birthdays. They used
to have to put cellophane over his birthday cake so
he didn't spit on the birthday cake.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
No cellophane on yours though. No, No, good stuff. Thank
you very much for the call, Anthony. Should we go
to Amanda from Tony Morning, Amanda, what's your lame claim
to fame?

Speaker 4 (48:47):
I suction Sean Bean's mouth.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Sorry, sorry, well I've never heard of phrase like that, do.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
You know, as an suction black at the dentist. Oh okay,
you didn't do it. You didn't do it manually with
your mouth?

Speaker 7 (49:01):
No, unfortunately with a straw. No, I would have given
a chance.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
So Sean.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Sean Bean borrow here from Lord of the Rings. He's
also someone from Game of Thrones, famously been killed in
almost every role he's ever played. Uh, he plays a
villain often. Yep. Yeah, great actor, great actor, hell of
a nice guy, I presume was he was? He over
here filming for Lord of the Rings and he needed

(49:30):
some dental works that was going on.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
It's exactly what happened.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yeah, he got quite a lot of dental work done.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Oh what did he have done? I was am I
allowed to say, of course.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Freaks of privately.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
He had his teeth and neared and a few crowns
at the back. I had a couple of crowns. Oh goodness. Okay,
So I was on there for some time, yep, and
you were suctioning the hell out of his mouth? Was
he so what was would you describe good dental hygiene
from Sean Bean? Very good?

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Yeah, all round, good, good, good guy.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
What was he requesting in terms of was he watching
anything on the screen above on the roof of the
denderst No.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
He was just in his zone, gotten the zne just
was very good patient, just got that.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Okay, good stuff, Thanks very much for the clearly.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Uh I. Recently she had an elevator with Chippy. Looked
like he's wearing his dad's suit. And then it's one
here my wife's she has a birthday with Anthony who
just called him.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Jerry and Leni The Hodkey Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Topical tune from Rim at nine minutes to nine in
the morning, mainly because Bill Berry, who is a member
of Rim famous for having one of the greatest monobrows
of all time. Oh yeah, so does he trim his
upstairs nowadays? Not sure?

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Well, this is what I wanted to discuss on the
show this morning. Do you trim your upstairs now? The
baby's bottom that was? Can we get it one more time?
Hold on, welcome into the radio ACiE Breakfast that time
now for do you trim your upstairs? To be there?

(51:19):
We made that just as that song was playing.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
It was just something that.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Appeared to me yesterday, something that my message brought up. Actually,
she was like, she was looking at my face and
she goes sorry, she goes, damn, okay, damn, not on
that way.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
You do something about that.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Okay, I think there's a photo of us from a
few years ago on the fridge. She was looking at that,
turned and looked at me.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
What happened.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Yeah, No, she was just looking at my and she
was just like, hold on, you're just going to hear there.
And she went to just like brush it off my forehead. Yes,
it was attached, and then she went to pull it
out and she goes, you know what, let me have
a Let me have a hone with the scissors on
the on the eyebrows. And it made me think I
wanted to ask you, gentlemen, do you trim your upstairs?

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Do you trim you upstairs? Well, funny you say that.
Back in the day, I don't have massive brows. No
you've noticed, but they started to come through now that
I'm about to be fifty. But back in the day,
you know, not not massive brows. And so never had
to shave in the Mono and the Mono area. Yeah,

(52:40):
which has been great, thanks very much. But in recent
times because obviously I get my makeup done every night
for seven sharp, and in recent times one of the
makeup artists has started to cut cut my brows. There's
been occasional heirs that have started protruding out the flyways,
a couple of Old Man Sam the American Eagle.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Have you watched Clarkson's Farm every now and then on that,
like an episode will start, He'll climb out of a
track to You're like, oh, looks like an ol sweep
down from a tree. Yeah, is out of control. I
have had a barber in the past like try and
fade my eyebrows, so like, you know, trimmed it down,

(53:24):
you know what I mean, Like oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
not from above, yeah, like from above and from below
with the razor and I was like, hey.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Relax, okay, So it's trying to trying to shape those things.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Yeah, trying to shape those things. Wow, which sucks because
now you've got stubble around your eyebrows. It's like, hey,
I look good walking out of here, but tomorrow I
now have stubble them eyebrows. Stubble yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Also, you can end up looking like a receptionist from
the nineties. Yeah, if they go to sort of McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Yeah, permanently surprised sort of thing.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
That'll bring everything up. What about he is coming out
of the side of your ears.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Yea, yes, yeah, that's that.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
But that's just above the lobe the what is that
back called?

Speaker 8 (54:04):
Oh, that's called your tragus there, tragus, it's called you okay,
so here yeah, oh yeah here hadn't had another barber
just run the run the razors straight across my ear.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
I was like, Jesus, relax, So yeah, do you trim
your do you trim your upstairs?

Speaker 6 (54:29):
I've been known to, as you said, Jerry, They've got
my wife's name for them, as crazy old man. Here
is in my eyebrows, and that gives you a little
bit of a complex. And then you start trimming it.
And I've got one of those shavers that I use
in the shower, and at one point I was like, okay,
now this is good. I can use it at four
if I put it on a four, put the guard
on networks, and unfortunately, once it slipped to two and

(54:51):
a half and I went into work one day and
someone was just looking at me for two minutes while
I talked to them, and they just went, what the
ift did you do to your eyebrows broke? And then
they took pictures of it and put it on social media?

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Are you worried you might accidentally bang a pipthid in
the eyebrow line there?

Speaker 6 (55:09):
I've actually get a transport from there.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Hey, speaking of the pep tides, because you did. You're
pip tiding your hearline at the moment, ruder, and you
also pip tighted your arm yesterday in a non hear zone.
How's that coming along?

Speaker 6 (55:21):
Well, I mean it's supposed to take twelve weeks here,
it's not going to happen overnight.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
It will happened. Have some baby hears on his wrist?

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Yeah, okay, good tonight.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
So where do we land there?

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Yes, Jerry in the night the hold breakfast.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
It's Tuesday, which means we do lame claims to fame,
and we didn't get through all of the lame claims
to fame at eight o'clock. This is off from the case.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
We'll do it now. Ollie has got in touch. My
dad's mate coached Will Jordan at high school.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Oh, interesting. I wonder what he taught Will Jordan coach
when he was coaching.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
You know, did you teach him how to do the
chance Snicker o'clock's high ball.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Take your hands above the eyes sort of stuff.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
He doesn't seem to do that anymore. Her chance, Oh,
Will Jordan, Will Jordan.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
He doesn't have to. There's something about something about Will
Jordan like I couldn't exact. I don't know what it is.
He's very hard to tackle. It's like he's made of flobber.
He's got the Fijian fens down, which is where when
someone's going to tackle you and you just push down
with your shoulder on either side. He's got that down
to a t. It looks like he's doing nothing and

(56:26):
it just shakes, shakes defenders off.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
I think there's two things with Will Jordan. And I
have never tackled him, so I can't say that this
is true or not. But I think he has bigger,
stronger legs than what you might think. Yeah, and I
think he's quicker than what you think. I think he's deceptive,
and so I think he's stronger and a little bit quicker.
And I think he's got insanely good balance and quite
good skin too. Uh.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
How's this one? Richard Hadley bold one ball to meet
the coaching clinic in nineteen ninety one when I was ten.
I smoked them through the covers and he responded with
purse lips ninety one.

Speaker 6 (57:00):
He retired in nineteen ninety. Jerry, you would of course know, yes,
so his post retirement it would be forty one. Yeah,
that would have his feeling. Yeah, he wouldn't have liked that.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
I'm fat. I've got another person who he bowled a
delivery to and they and they pulled it away and
the next ball was just was a lot quicker and
it came through the chest region.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Yeah, split them up, yep. I served in Nisbo at
the Cambridge Hotel TB circa twenty fifteen. Tend to win
on number eight.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
It got second Grant's back, Great New Zealander.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Yeah, my dad went to a house party in the
UK and the front man from Hot Chocolate was there.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Yeah. Is that a band?

Speaker 1 (57:37):
I believe in miracles?

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah. A whole lot of hit Sex started
with a case.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
It started with a case. Great song, absolute pest w
It's that. That's this one milking this content into the
sub Saharan dry fellas. That's from pb Nick's underscore.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
It's just more of a comment rather than a than
an actual lane plan of fame.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
And next week because lame claimed vanbur that he got
that rid out, I have had lunch with David Assenborough.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
That's not that is not like. Wow, I wonder how
many people were at that lunch where it was just
a one on one.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
Was it like?

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Was it a date?

Speaker 1 (58:11):
And nine? In nineteen ninety nine, the rand Philly Shield
had a date a sleepover at my house?

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Wow. I wonder where it slipped? Would you say? Okay?
So if the ram yeah probably? I wonder what happened
on the top of the shield. If the Rampilly Shield
was left over at your house, would you would you
put it in bed with you? Yes? Okay? Yeah? Is
it good?

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Ferg Rights, I've won five prizes off what now that's
hard to do?

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Yeah? What I know, it's wow, because I've never got
so many times it's never take me.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Yeah. And my year nine class we played dodgeball against
Matt Henry's Year twelve p Pe class. We lost, not surprising.
My mother in law went out with Russ Crow when
she was a teenager before fame.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Yeah, because of course he used to live in Auckland
and Russeller Rock well known around the traps.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
And that's what I'm here from CAM. I am friends
with future debutante All Black Samisi Tipotai Lawa on Facebook.
Good on your camp, so how did give it?

Speaker 5 (59:17):
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